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Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (movie on netflix, atleast in norway) at 1:08:40 - not a scene for all lol (let's just say unusual nsfw) 👀

Sure was funny though XD

Margaret Avery (January 20, 1944) is an actress and singer. She began her career appearing on stage and had starring roles in films including Cool Breeze (1972), Which Way Is Up? (1977), Scott Joplin (1977), and The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979). She was born in Mangum, Oklahoma and raised in San Diego, where she attended Point Loma High School. She then attended San Francisco State University, she earned a BA in education. While working as a substitute teacher in Los Angeles, she began making singing and acting appearances. She is known for her performance as Shug Avery in The Color Purple for which she was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress in a Supporting Role. She continued appearing in films including Blueberry Hill (1988), White Man's Burden (1995), Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008), Meet the Browns (2008), and Proud Mary (2018). From 2013 to 2019, she starred as Helen Patterson, the lead character's mother, in Being Mary Jane. She married Robert Gordon Hunt (1974-1980) and they have one daughter. africanhistory365 #africanexcellence https://www.instagram.com/p/CnozBY3LF4e/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Thursday, September 01, 2022 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: PANTHEON (AMC +) THE SECRETS SHE KEEPS (Sundance Now)

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT RACE FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP (Premiering on September 05 on CNBC at 1:00pm) THE MIGHTY ONES (TBD - YTV) BLOODS (TBD)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

AMAZON PRIME CANADA THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER (Premiere and Episode 2)

CBC GEM DAS BOOT (Season 3) FAKES (Season 1) ISLANDS MALORY TOWERS (Season 2)

CRAVE TV 1 QUEEN 5 QUEERS (Season 2 Premiere) 2022 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS THE BIG BANG THEORY (Season 11)

DISNEY + STAR MIKE (two-episode premiere)

NETFLIX CANADA BARBIE MERMAID POWER ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ FENCED IN   THE GIRL NEXT DOOR HACHI: A DOG’S TALE THE INTERPRETER THE JACKAL     JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE STONE OCEAN (Episodes 13-24) LISS PEREIRA: ADULTING LOL HOUSE OF SURPRISES (Season 1) LOVE IN THE VILLA NACHO LIBRE OFF THE HOOK PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES PRIMAL FEAR S.W.A.T: SEASON 5 SAMURAI RABBIT: THE USAGI CHRONICLES (Season 2) TYLER PERRY’S MADEA’S WITNESS PROTECTION WATERWORLD WELCOME HOME ROSCOE JENKINS YOUNG SHELDON (Season 5)

IIHF WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP (TSN4/TSN3) 6:00am: Quarterfinal (TSN4/TSN3) 10:00am: Quarterfinal (TSN4/TSN3) 2:00pm: Quarterfinal

U.S. OPEN TENNIS (TSN/TSN3/TSN5) 11:00am: Early Round Coverage - Day 4 (TSN/TSN3/TSN4) 7:00pm: Early Round Coverage - Day 4 Primetime

MLB BASEBALL (SN) 1:00pm: Mariners vs. Tigers (SN Now) 4:00pm: Dodgers vs. Mets (SN1) 6:00pm: Orioles vs. Guardians (SN) 7:00pm: Rangers vs. Red Sox (SN1) 9:30pm: Brewers vs. Diamondbacks

KINGS OF THE WOOD (CTV Life) 8:00pm: Ella and Charis team up to build a sculptured sign language table; Alex creates a vintage-style bookcase; Saf works on a pair of stools.

THE INCREDIBLE DR. POL (Nat Geo Canada) 8:00pm/9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Mischievous, fun and friendly, it's no wonder dogs are Pol Vet's best friends.

THE PRINCES AND THE PRESS (CBC) 9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Amol explores the years following the Queen's Diamond Jubilee and the positive media reaction to the emergence of a new generation of royals.

THE MIDWICH CUCKOOS (Showcase) 9:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): A quiet town is hit by a supernatural event, leaving everyone unconscious and changing the area's fate forever.

NO DEMO RENO (HGTV Canada) 9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): The Widtfeldts want to renovate their forever home; the Hensleys need Jenn's advice on how to turn their office-bedroom into an oasis from their busy life with six kids.

STONE HOUSE REVIVAL (Magnolia Canada) 9:00pm/9:30pm (SEASON PREMIERE): Jeff and his team take on the Yardley Tavern; while renovating the mudroom, the team makes a historic find that gives clues to the structure's past. In Episode Two, Jeff and his team return to an 18th-century farmhouse where they had previously remodeled the kitchen; this time around, the team transforms a barely-used pass-through room into a functional and historically-correct dining room.

CANADA'S DRAG RACE (Crave) 9:00pm

CHEAT DAY USA (Food Network Canada) 10:00pm/10:30pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Robert Irvine starts his cheat day quest in New Orleans with a gravy-smothered roast beef and fried shrimp po' boy; in Los Angeles, the classic American grilled cheese gets a Mexican twist, and a barbecue sandwich is taken to new heights.  In Episode Two, in Torrance, Calif., Robert Irvine tries a Korean-inspired burger made with beef bulgogi and crunchy kimchi and served with truffle fries; there's a blue milkshake in Boston and a sweet, salty ice cream burger with housemade tots in San Antonio.

THE ART OF VINTAGE (Magnolia Canada) 10:00pm/10:30pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Katie Saro tackles her first big project in her new home, transforming the attic into a bedroom for her daughters; meanwhile, her neighbors ask for help bringing color and light into the dark, wood entryway of their over 100-year-old house.  In Episode Two, Katie gives an antique desk new life by transforming it into an island for her kitchen, and tackles the design for a client's basement.

CESAR MILLAN: BETTER HUMAN BETTER DOG (Nat Geo Canada) 10:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE):  Cesar rehabs an aggressive Rhodesian ridgeback and an anxious mini schnauzer.

72 HOURS: TRUE CRIME (OWN Canada) 10:00pm/10:30pm (SERIES PREMIERE): A killer who believed he had gotten away with murder is caught with the use of DNA.  In Episode Two, the killer of a homeless man is caught due to the determination of police and scientists.

1 QUEEN 5 QUEERS (Crave) 10:30pm/11:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE):  Host Brooke Lynn Hytes and five panelists representing Canada's queer community break down and examine a variety of topics.

CANADIAN REFLECTIONS (CBC) 11:30pm: Fresh Meat; The Walk

excuse me today years old when i learned that "roscoe" is slang for pistol...... not that i named my dog but omg having a dog with a firearm-related name makes me feel so iowa (derogatory)

Mo’Nique, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins, 2008

Happy 54th Birthday to Monique Hicks.

Born December 11, 1967, known professionally as Mo'Nique, she is an comedian and actress. She first gained recognition for her work in stand-up comedy, debuting as a member of The Queens of Comedy. In 2002, she received a Grammy Award nomination for Best Comedy Album.

Mo'Nique began her transition into mainstream film and television having a starring role as Nicole "Nikki" Parker in the UPN series The Parkers from 1999 to 2004, as well as having roles in films such as Phat Girlz in 2006 and Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins in 2008.

In 2009, she garnered critical acclaim for her performance in the film Precious, for which she won numerous awards, including the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress, becoming the fourth African American woman to win the award.

Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008) - Running His Mouth Scene | Movieclips

Quarantine and Chill (AU)

Haleigh stalled going to answer the door for her best friend. Ever since she seen him wrapped in his towel she didn't know how to act. This was Braceface. Braces. Needed a shapeup. Sounded like a powerpuff girl. Scrawny.

Now him in the towel changed everything. She noticed the change in him before she seen him in his towel but she could deal with that. Deal with the deep voice. Deal with him getting muscular. She can deal with all that but now she felt like she crossed a line.

It didn't help matters none that Chenice kept asking her about it. She couldn't look him in the face without having to blush. He wasn't helping matters none always wanting to be next to her. After 15 minutes of stalling and talking to herself, she decided to go answer the door.

She slid her feet slowly to the door wanting to prolong time. When she reached the door she inhaled and exhaled before opening the door. Ardian had an amused look on his face when he came face to face with Haleigh.

Haleigh's eyes went to his lips and it stayed on them before Ardian cleared his throat. Shaking her head she looked in his eyes and fought the blush that wanted to hit her cheeks.

"Hey Ardi."

"What's good? I could come in?"

Haleigh shook her head moving to the side so Ardian can come in. Breathe Haleigh. Breathe Haleigh. Just breathe Haleigh. She closed the door behind her and locked it.

Ardian had made himself comfortable on the sofa sitting with his arms stretched out and legs open. That was the way he usually sat. Haleigh walked the other way to keep from walking in front of him. She sat on the far end of the sofa avoiding his stare.

"This is what we doing now? Avoiding each other?"

Haleigh mumbled something which made Ardian chuckle.

"Pigtails, how long you going to act like this?"

Haleigh shrugged still avoiding his stare. Ardian moved closer to her. He grabbed her chin and made turned her face towards his and once again her eyes went straight to his lips. After staring for what felt like an hour Haleigh finally looked Ardian in his eyes.

"Pigtails, I'm still the same person. Nothing has changed. Stop acting funny around me."

"How can you be so calm?"

"Cause you pigtails. We stuck together until this quarantine is over with. I'm still the same Ardi."

"Its just going to take some time to getting used to that you no longer Braceface."

"I'm still Braceface. I'm always going to be Braceface. I got Norbit and I got our usual snacks."

"Can we watch Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins afterward?"

"Yeah we can."

Haleigh smiled finally and kissed Ardian on his cheek which made him blush. Shaking his head, Ardian got comfortable once again and Haleigh moved next to him laying her head on his chest. An hour into the movie Chenice and Morgan walked in.

"The Naked Best friends!"

Haleigh blushed and Ardian mumbled as he said hello to Morgan and Chenice.

"Chenice! Leave them. She's sorry."

"No I'm not! Now how long before Haleigh finally makes a move and jump on him?"

Haleigh groaned covering her face while Ardian shook his head a small smirk on his face.

"Can we finish our movie?"

"Oooooo what we watching? You have enough snacks for us?"

"We watching Norbit and yes I have enough snacks for you and Morgan."

Chenice squealed making herself comfortable sitting inbetween Ardian and Haleigh while Morgan sat on the other side of Haleigh. Ardian moved to the end of sofa, him and Haleigh would make eye contact every few minutes each smiling at each other.

AN: AU. Fluff. I think I did it right. Sucks. Sorry.

12, 20, 26, 24 and 40

1960's and above white boy music

cotton candy

strawberries

being watched

The curious case of Benjamin Button, The martian, forrest gump, Anger Management, Welcome home roscoe jenkins

Monique Angela Hicks (born December 11, 1967), known professionally as Mo'Nique, is a comedian and actress. She first gained recognition for her work in stand-up comedy, debuting as a member of The Queens of Comedy. She received a Grammy Award nomination for Best Comedy Album. She began her transition into mainstream film and television having a starring role as Nicole "Nikki" Parker in The Parkers, as well as having roles in films such as Phat Girlz and Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins. She garnered critical acclaim for her performance in the film Precious, for which she won numerous awards, including the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. She has since hosted The Mo'Nique Show and starred as Ma Rainey in the biopic Bessie, for which she earned a Primetime Emmy Award nomination. She graduated from Milford Mill High School in Baltimore County] and attended Morgan State University. She is a graduate of the Broadcasting Institute of Maryland. Before she was an actress, she worked as a customer service representative at the phone company MCI. She got her start in comedy at the downtown Baltimore Comedy Factory Outlet when her brother Steve dared her to perform at an open mic night. Her first play was Eve Ensler's Obie Award-winning production of The Vagina Monologues. She released a cookbook called Skinny Cooks Can't Be Trusted. She was part of the WHUR radio show with George Wilborn. She occasionally filled in for afternoon personality Michael Baisden. She was named hostess of Showtime at the Apollo. She was the hostess and executive producer of Mo'Nique's Fat Chance, a beauty pageant for plus-sized women. She hosted the first season of Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School. Her documentary I Coulda Been Your Cellmate! She had a guest-starring role on the hit television series Ugly Betty. She starred in The Mo'Nique Show. She married Mark Jackson (1997-2001) and they have two sons, She married Sidney Hicks (2006) and they have twin sons. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence https://www.instagram.com/p/CmB-elQLtl3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Another day, another Martian uprising

Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins

Suosittu tv-persoona pyörähtää sukuloimassa kotipuolessa ja esittelee samalla tulevan kuuman vaimonsa. Vastaanotto on niin sanotusti nihkeä, mut kyllä se siitä sitten lämpee. Tunteet exää kohtaan siis.

Vittu miten homeinen pätkä taas.

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thanks for tagging me @thesmallmedic​ !

Rules: Answer seventeen questions and then tag twenty one blogs you’d like to know better.

Nickname? : oh my here we go: bah, babi, babu, mah, masha, bun, tettekete, tewi, porcelain doll.

Starsign? : Aries, but i’m, like, 74% piesces

Height?: 157cm :p

Last film I saw: I lazily watched welcome home roscoe jenkins, but the one i consider to be the last one is lotr the return of the king

Favourite musician?: regina spektor, tsuki amano and kajiura yuki, no inbetween

Song stuck in my head: decision - nsp

Other blogs?: i have my main blog filled with cute stuff, a sideblog for my poetry, a sideblog that i had with a friend only with tanaka reina stuff, a sideblog for my depressive stuff, a sideblog for lolita stuff and a sideblog for the sims stuff, phewwww

Do I get asks? very rarely ;w;

Blogs following?: i’m following 652!

What am I wearing? a white tee written with bold and colourful letters “god loves sports” (i have it since i was 14) and cupcake panties, it is soooo hot today

Dream job? i always wanted to be a patissiere, or a singer,  or a pianist! right now i just want to work with criminal expertise

Dream trip? UK PLEASE

Play any instruments? i play the piano and ukulele but i’m better off singing :p

Languages? Brazilian portuguese, english, a lil bit of spanish, japanese, and i can understand italian

Favorite food: I C E   C R E A M

Favorite songs? paranoic intervals - of montreal, making records - regina spektor, yume no daichi - kalafina, nichijou - tsuki amano, toki wo koe sora wo koe - morning musume

Random Fact:

i have two preauricular sinuses and photographic memory.

and i’ll tag @fatgirlstudies @aquariusfocus @allenstudy @riostudies @midnigtstudies

9, 41 :)

Thanks for the ask! :)

9. What is your favorite item of clothing?

Hmm that's a really good one. I have A LOT of clothes, so I'm gonna go with more of a sentimental fave than a style fave. I have an old hooded sweatshirt I got back in grade school that still fits and that I still wear to this today (yesterday even). It's from the high school my older guy cousins went to and it said I was a 'cheerleader' for the school and I used to wear it to their sports games. I don't know why it's so special or why I've held on to it for so long, it just is I guess.

41. What can you hear right now?

Right now I am alone in the kitchen watching Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins bc I'm waiting for a certain funny scene my cousins and I used to love so I can send them a video of it, so I'm hearing that movie.