🌹- Looking gorgeous, Weiss!
❄️- S-Shut up…
🎀- 🥰
used Monty’s designs for v2 party
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What They're Doing
What The Girls Are Doing
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Weiss: The boys have been gone for a while, what do you think they're doing?
Ruby: They're probably playing video games.
Blake: Be real, they're probably talking about who's the hottest girl here is.
Pyrrha: What?! Jaune wouldn't do that!
Nora: I don't know, he does stare at your thighs when you're not looking.
Pyrrha: He does~?!
Yang: They're probably talking about my tits. Boys tend to stare at them a lot.
Coco: I know I do~!
Yang: What?
Velvet: They're probably imagine us in swimsuits, and what not.
Weiss: Yeah, it's probably something perverted like that.
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What The Boys Are Doing
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The Boys:
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your love language is acts of service but your wife's love language is also acts of service. just some weiss and ruby being silly as usual.
i've had a headache the last few days but i was finally able to get this out of my system!!
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I have bees schnees stuck bouncing around my brain. Halp
💥💥💥 🔨 alright everyone come get your nightly gay idiots before Weiss strangles someone
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Want to see them fighting together in v10
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Yang:Truth or dare.
Ilia:Dare.
Yang:I dare you to tell Sun you’re pregnant.
Ilia:…Why are you so messy?
Weiss:Yeah that’s crazy.
Yang:Fine. Pose it as a hypothetical.
Ilia:Uuuugh! *dials number*
Blake:She’s gonna kill you for this.
Yang:I’m aware.
Sun:Hello?
Ilia:*pink* Hey goober. I have a hypothetical question….
Sun:I have a hypothetical answer.
Ilia:…What if I told you I was pregnant?
Sun:….boy or girl?
Ilia:Umm boy?
Sun:Then I hope he has your eyes.
Ilia:H-Huh!? What if I said girl?
Sun:Then I’m hoping for your smile.
WBY: (Damn…)
Ilia:….Cool.
Sun:Is this an actual hypothetical?
Ilia:Yes babe, it is.
Sun:Okay! Tell Yang to chill the fuck out.
Yang:Hey!
Sun:Hello! Haha. You still need me?
Ilia:No, I’ll call later.
Sun:Alrighty. I love you 🎶
Ilia:*flustered* Yeah, me too~
Sun:Haha awww. *ends call*
Yang:Well that was cute! Good on-
Ilia:Truth or dare?
Yang:…..Dar-
Ilia:Blue hair, right now.
Yang:No! No please!
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Ruby: What’s the most nsfw thing you did last weekend.
Jaune: I showered. Naked.
Weiss: You slut I bet you go around naked under your clothes.
Jaune: I do. It excites me to get away with it in public.
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Ruby: So they don't make cosmos but they gave me a Staten Island ice tea.
Weiss: Is it like a Long Island ice tea?
*both take a sip*
Ruby: Well hello, I'm drunk.
Weiss: Drunk and gorgeous.
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RWBY V10 Beach Episode.
Do we want one?
Yes.
Are we going to get one?
Probably not.
Am I going to write one?
Yes.
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Cinder, coming back to their apartment: Hmm, that’s not a great sign
Ruby, behind her, carrying everything from a shopping trip: W-what?? And could you help-?
Cinder: No, you’re strong. And there’s an empty coffee pot surrounded by energy drink cans
Ruby, dropping everything as best she can safely: Well, who’s fault is that?
Winter, at her desk, drinking ‘the concoction’: …and I am telling you this is the only way this can be done which doesn’t involve going through legal which is the last thing on my mind-
Weiss, sharing the other side of the desk, also drinking ‘the concoction’: But if we go through advertising and marketing we subvert any claims which would make us go to legal and then we can avoid accounting altogether
Ruby, hiding: I have never seen them talk that fast
Cinder: I don’t think they’ve even noticed the lights are off
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Yang: Hey, Y'all want Glenn Mountain oysters?
Ruby: No.
Weiss: ... I don't trust that smile.
Blake: OYSTERS? Yes please!
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Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them
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Jaune: *pointlessly risks his life*
Weiss: What’s the matter with you?! Do you want to die?!
Jaune: What do you want from me?
Weiss: Answer the question!
Jaune: Yeah. I got a special hollow point to make sure it blows the back of my head just right. I wake up every day and think of a reason not to do it.
Weiss: Holy fuck Jaune.
Jaune: Just let me go, man.
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Some RWBY doodles
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