People really be out here like "don't name your kid stupid crap, they'll live with that name for the rest of their life." And then you'll see all these non-binary bitches naming themselves crazy shit like "Beyblade" because it's their favorite anime. And even when they give themselves "normal" names, it's because it's the same name as one of their favorite characters (it's me, I'm bitches)
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Marauders/HP fans - how do you feel about seeing some of the less common Marauders/HP names in other media? For example, I love the names Sirius and Regulus, but it feels weird to even consider using it for a character in an original work when I associate it so strongly with this fandom.
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Why is a group of lobsters called a risk?
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Not only are the bots getting out of control with following me of late; anyone ever notice how on most social media websites, the bots have usually extremely ridiculous obviously horny and fake 1997 AOL style screennames, like xxxbabygrlxx00 or dolphinzcool999, things like that, if not just straight up using random generated "human names" like Ashley Smith.
...but here on tumblr, its always THE OPPOSITE. PEOPLE who use the ridiculous lame incredibly horny names half the time, while its the bots that have the most strange, highly specific and verbose names that sound like only a 30yr old nerd with a thesaurus and a love for HomestarRunner or similar things could possibly name an account this?
Real Human Tumblr user:
slapsexxxybutts
Pikachufucks
cumgirl2020
Porn Tumblr Bot with blank fake account:
The Erudite Fog
Seventeen Types of Mustard
Your Elected Barons of Mississippi
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Every little thing that you say or do
I'm hung up
I'm hung up on you
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Weird Pokemon Name I battled:
Flying Purple Pika Eater the Crawmorant. It wasn't even purple.
Okay that's unhinged
The only correct it is is grammatically correct
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Cats, furbies, and race horses all have one thing in common. Gloriously weird names.
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Actual registered names for when you are triying to make your Character sound weird as shit unporpuse.
(Fruits)
Fig
Plum
Apple
Cherry
Berry
(Hippie names)
Sunshine
Rainbow
Dream
Song
(Straight up Deserts)
Cookie
Sundae
Candy
(Nature names)
Leaf
Tree
Ocean
Lake
Storm
Forest
(Others)
Tulip
Simphony
(Times of day)
Dusk
Morning
Day
(literal animal names)
Fox
Wolf
This is not in any way to ofend people with this names if anybody out there has one or more of this names know that I love this names exactly because they are weird.
And i'm looking foward to naming some of my own characters this names I already went ahead and used Sundae, Cherry and Dream and realy want to use Tulip, but i'm waiting until a character fits the name.
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What names would be appealing or pleasant-sounding if they didn’t mean what they meant?
I’ll start
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This is called dog vomit slime mold I just thought you should know
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Okay wtf? What the actual rotten cabbage is going on with the names of those porn bots????
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Fish??? Who in their right mind decided fish was a good last name? How do I invent a time machine to go back in time and give this person a hand shake?
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i am a writer because i cannot stomach the responsibility of naming a real human child Millicent
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