i can tell deltarune sans is quite a bit younger than the sans we meet in undertale because he hasn't fully grown into his trollying act yet. he's good at it, don't get me wrong, but he still has a long way to go. divorced man swaggers pathetically in his general direction and he cringes so hard he has to look away. "like in that one movie..."? please. a 15 year old gives him a box of chocolates and he spends... what, half a minute sputtering before he finds a good response?

"i befriended your mom last night" and the hotline prank were good, but then he goes "idiot babies compete with my sociological niche" and it makes me want to push him into a locker. i can still smell the college dorm room soap on him, put this man back in the oven he's not done cooking yet