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#we're both fucked wifey
threeandthirteen Β· 11 months
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Here I am!! I'm here to give you something I thought was funny in accordance to your selfship with Reki hehehehehe
Okay ya ready??
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Okay but you have to understand that this was killing me bc of how anxiety riddled Reki gets when he thinks you and Langa are like secretly meeting up or talking about things behind his back...when he's sitting right there lol and of course Langa has no idea how Reki is feeling and you and Langa have no intentions like that what so ever. Langa is almost in love with Reki like I feel like he's thought about kissing Reki before. And then there's you who can't even see Langa sexually and just wants to slap Reki and tell him to stop worrying bc you're his and nothing can change that.
Here lemme just fix some things real fast-
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There we go that's more like it!
Is Reki's neurotic behaviors funny to look at ten years later and two kids later and we can joke about it at dinner time? Absolutely. Is it fun in the moment as teens? Mmm not so much.
What's even funnier (as I've been thinking about this) I feel like Langa and I converse/run into each other before he and Reki do?? He asks me about like a classroom/student notification board on campus when he's looking for a job pre Dope Sketch. And I mention my friend has a part time job at a minor friendly shop and that's how far our pleasantries go. But the moment- And I mean the moment Reki finds out in passing that Langa and I chatted before Langa snagged Reki's skateboard is when the fucking drama begins. It's mentioned in passing too!! About the billboard too like we're not even making a deal out of it and Reki latches onto it to be a freak! Langa and I are clueless in this entire pity endeavor until it's too late!! All over a mother f-ing job!!!
Langa is 100% his version of in love with Reki right off the back that's intense, chest clutching and heart fluttering. Him and I it's...different. It's a different kind of love. And it's slow and comforting. Langa and I hit it off right off the back for sure but it's slow and simmering and not exiting with volatile moments like it is with Reki. It's hard to encapsulate into the right word but it's probably a few years after Reki accuses us of being "in love" to be like sitting there one day scrolling thru our phones and it's just kinda "Wow, I'd protect you with all I am" but also still chucking each other's phone out windows yep yep.
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love-belle Β· 8 months
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i bet you think about me !!!
*ΰ©ˆβœ©β€§β‚ŠΛš in which their post break-up era is just them shading each other on instagram and co parenting their cat.
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for when you know they're thinking about you. ˚ ΰΌ˜β™‘ β‹†ο½‘Λš
social media au // lando norris x fem!reader
sequel - i'll be loving you for quite some time β‹†Β·Λš ༘ *
warnings - language. both the reader and lando are petty bitches having a petty virtual stand-off.
author's note - hello!!!!! so sorry for the wait, i've been busy with stuff :/// i really hope u like this <3 thank u so much for reading!!! i love u <3
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landonorris happier than ever.
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username THE CAPTION
username oh.
username no bc why did this hurt me.
username my heart can't take it what the fuck
danielricciardo unnecessary caption but alright.
-> landonorris i did not lie though???
username WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
username i haven't recovered from their breakup and now ur telling me that they ended on bad terms??????
-> username no they're fine!!!!!!! this is just lando being silly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
username no bc why THE FUCK is lando out here looking all fine while my girl y/n was seen crying in front of her mom yesterday
-> username weren't there rumours that they broke up bc y/n was committed to this relationship more than lando was????
-> username oh what the fuck
username "happier than ever" like we didn't see u and y/n all those years with eachother
maxverstappen1 πŸ‘
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username nah bc if i was y/n i would be so hurt by this what the fuck.
-> username imagine going through a breakup after being together for more than 2 years and they post THIS after a WEEK like
lilymhe fake ass bitch
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username god i love lily defending her wifey
username LANDO HOW AM U SUPPOSED TO DEFEND U LIKE THIS
username no bc my heart's aching for y/n she doesn't deserve this
charles_leclerc need to talk to you real quick.
-> carlossainz55 just a friendly chat!
-> username oh they're maaaaaaad
username im a child of divorce what the fuck
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yourusername i’ll think of something else your initial can stand for
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yourusername blocking him isn't enough when i want to throw tomatoes at his head like he's a medieval criminal
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username PLEASE
username SOMEONE TELL ME THEY SAW Y/N'S LAST POST
-> username NO BC WHEN U TELL U MY HEART BROKE
-> username "i’ll think of something else your initial can stand for" do u want me to cry.
username bet lando feels like an asshole after seeing that post 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
-> username imagine fumbling so hard 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
lilymhe replace those tomatoes with concrete blocks and we're good!
-> yourusername alright slow down
-> username HELP
username y/n liking all the comments roasting lando but blocking all the ones who are hating on him is actually so personal to me
-> username like girl hates him but only she's allowed to do it
-> username my parents!!!!!!!!! divorced but parents nonetheless!!!!!!!!!
charles_leclerc i can arrange the tomatoes
-> carlossainz55 i can lock him in a room for you to throw tomatoes at him
-> danielricciardo i can stand by and record the whole thing for you to look back on and laugh
-> yourusername i adore each one of you wtf ☹️☹️☹️
username that prev caption hits hard knowing that lando got her a necklace with his initial πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
username THE LYRICS TOOK ME OUT OMG
username imagine breaking up with ur bf and seeing that post he posted after you posted a heartbreaking yet wistful post abt him like
-> username ngl that's gonna be my last straw
francisca.cgomes asking pierre to show it to him brb
-> yourusername LMFAOOO PLEASE
username this is so chaotic i CANNOT
username mother is mothering so hard after her breakup
-> username she broke free of the shackles πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
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username babe it's okay me and our kids forgive u just come home ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
maxverstappen1 sending this to him
-> yourusername do it no balls
-> username pls she's so unserious i love her 😭😭😭
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username i KNOW he looked at this post and cried
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username me when they still post abt eachother but indirectly and with shady undertones πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜
username i will get over a lot of things but i will never get over y/n and lando breaking up
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landonorris pov: you're better now 🀍
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username pov ur a liar.
username lando it's okay honey u don't have to lie
username he said this yk like a liar
maxverstappen1 not me watching you wipe your tears right now
-> landonorris LEAVE ME ALONE
username the way i've been crying since i found out and it's not even my relationship like DAMN.
username lando how does it feel to fumble a bad bitch like y/n 🎀🎀🎀
username no bc i KNOW the drivers reallllllllly gave it to lando after they found out about the breakup
username IS THAT Y/N'S CAT
-> username they're co parenting caz πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
-> username it's weekend with dad ig 😭😭😭
danielricciardo pov: you're a liar ❀️
-> landonorris choke ❀️
username max and daniel really calling him out on his bullshit πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
-> username as they should
username the way i fell to the floor when the articles first came out abt their breakup
username so y/n WAS committed to this relationship more than he was
username me having a nice day and suddenly remembering the fact that lando once said that y/n was everything he had spent his life looking for and everything he thought he'd never find
-> username I WAS HAVING A NICE WHY DO U DO THIS TO ME
username "pov: you found your soulmate" hahahahahaha!!!! im fine!!!! totally not going crazy over this!!!!!
-> username do u get deja vu
carlossainz55 lies.
-> landonorris blocked.
username need them back together again for mental stability i fear
username they're actually very happy together my delusions told me!!!!!!!
username no way they're just over like that when we could SEE how much they loved eachother like
-> username the articles being all "they had different priorities" NO MF THEY KEPT SAYING HOW THEY COULDN'T WAIT FOR THEIR FUTURE TOGETHER
-> username to the person who wrote those articles, drop the addy i just wanna talk :)
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yourusername when u know he's gonna think u every time he hears a taylor swift song and it'll make him want to CRY
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username the ultimate revenge
username the way i lit up whenever i see one of them posted but it's literally just them shading eachother like I CANNOT.
username LMFAOOOOO
carmenmmundt he'll listen to lover and it'll make him want to cry
-> georgerussell63 playing that the next time he walks in a room
-> yourusername thank u for ur service carmen's bf
username the way this whole thing is like a tennis match πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
username ngl this is so entertaining
username couple weeks since they broke up and this is how their post breakup era is going
-> username when they're still so 🀞🏼🀞🏼🀞🏼🀞🏼🀞🏼
username they're just being silly!!!!!!!! just a prank y'all!!!!!!!! silly y/n and lando!!!!!!!!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
danielricciardo can confirm that exile was playing when i walked into his driver's room
-> yourusername HELP OMG
-> username not exile LMFAOO
username why are u so pretty
username post break up glow be hitting different ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
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username women become 1000000x more beautiful everytime a m*n disappoints them
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lilymhe asking alex to make all the playlists just taylor swift babe we're destroying his peace
-> yourusername OKAY SLOW DOWN FOR A MIN
username y/n telling her fans to be kind and lando straight up to ignoring everything does tell u a lot abt them tbh but some people are not ready for that conversation yet
-> username the way y/n and him were FINE after their breakup until he posted with that caption likeeeee
-> username nah bc what if.............HE WAS THE PROBLEM
-> username men need to go back to war
lewishamilton can't wait to see you next week!! roscoe misses his favourite dogsitter!!
-> yourusername missing my buddy so much 🀍🀍🀍 see you both next week!!!!!!!
username the entire grid adores her i can TELL
username this is what he deserves
username no bc i know im supposed to sad that they broke up but them posting abt each other indirectly while having the other person blocked is so hilarious
username my y/nlando heart πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
username the grid still being close to y/n is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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landonorris how i feel every time i hear a taylor swift song and my mind goes straight to her
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username NOT HIM USING HIMSELF AS MEMES
username so who's gonna tell him.
username people who follow both of them πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
username lando...babe...
username no bc they DO shade eachother and roast eachother since they broke up but the fact that y/n tells all the ppl hating on lando to "shut the fuck up and get a fucking life" and lando straight up blocks them is so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
username IT'S WHAT SHE WANTS
danielricciardo chuckles knowingly
-> landonorris WHAT DO YOU KNOW
-> danielricciardo NOTHING
-> landonorris WHAT
-> danielricciardo NOTHING OH MY GOD
username smirks
username good.
username yes cry abt it x
username the way "the 1" is literally them LIKE
-> username "it would've been fun if you could've been the one" πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
-> username CAN U HEAR ME CRYING
charles_leclerc this is interesting
-> landonorris ?
username lando being confused is sending me 😭😭😭😭😭😭
username y/n fr manifested this πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
username IM GIGGLING THIS IS HILARIOUS
username someone send this to y/n
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maxverstappen1 we get what you mean but please stop playing the 1
-> landonorris none can do sorry
username NOT LANDO PLAYING THE 1
username im so πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
username y/n is chuckling rn i can feel it
lilymhe this is interesting!
-> landonorris WHAT IS
username OH MY GOD
username them shading eachother while having the other person blocked is top tier comedy i cant
username the next race is gonna be so interesting I can't wait πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ
username PLEASE OMG
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yourusername i bet you think about me
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username MOTHER
username ATE
username HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD
username step on me please.
username i KNOW he looked at this post and cried
lewishamilton as pierre taught me, slayed the house down with boots or whatever
-> yourusername LEWIS OH MY GOD
-> yourusername but thank u that means sm to me πŸ’Œ
username SHE'S SO SVANAKDJDMKSJSJ
username iconic.
username taylor swift always right !!!!!!!!!!
carmenmmundt pretty pretty
-> yourusername yeah you you
username my bi awakening
-> username that's so real actually
username THIS IS PERFECT
username someone thank daniel for showing lando's post to y/n so that we could get THIS
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username WOMEN
lilymhe marry me rn idc i loveeee u ur so pretty ahahahaha pls.
-> yourusername babeeeeee i love u sm we're absolutely getting married idc abt ur bf we're eloping
-> alex_albon it's not even noon yet give me a break
username carmen, lily, kika and y/n ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
username YEAH I BET U THINK ABOUT ME
username he DOES think about u
username no bc if i was lando i would be in my knees screaming crying throwing up for her to take me back
-> username real like how will u explain to people that u ended up fumbling a bad bitch
francisca.cgomes GORGEOUS
-> yourusername I LOVE YOU
username "i don't wanna think of anything else now that i thought of u"
-> username DIDN'T SHE POST THAT WHEN SHE ANNOUNCED THEIR RELATIONSHIP
-> username lord i am not strong enough for this.
username kinda missing them together ://
-> username i miss lando panicking in the comments section everytime y/n posted like homeboy was down BAD
-> username frrrr like he was down SO bad it was almost embarassing
username I JUST GASPED OUT LOUD HOLY FUCK
charles_leclerc can confirm
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username I NEED LANDO'S REACTION TO THIS OMG
username both of their pr personnel are having a field day with this
-> username i would not want to be either of them today πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
username exes beefing is so entertaining i swear im here for this petty bitch fight
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lovelytsunoda Β· 19 days
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tell it to my heart // jenson button (instagram au!)
summary: jenson and his pop-culture icon wifey celebrate their wedding anniversary and the fans reminisce on how they got there.
pairing: jenson button x 2000s actress! reader
faceclaim: sarah michelle gellar
notes: genuinely sarah michelle and freddie prinze have my whole fucking heart…he’s truly and utterly infatuated by her and they just love each other so much, I’m getting weepy just looking at their wedding photos-
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2000sthrowbacks On this day in 2010, "Scooby-Doo" and "I Know What You Did Last Summer" actress Y/N Y/L/N announced her engagement to Formula 1 driver Jenson Button. To celebrate, we're counting down our favorite Y/N roles, starting with Daphne Blake in "Scooby-Doo" and "Scooby-Doo: Monsters Unleashed!"
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user how jenson bagged this baddie i will never understand
-> jensonbutton i still don't understand it either but i love her and she loves me and i hope it stays that way
user mother
user I can’t believe they’ve been married for ten years already….they haven’t aged a day
user I love how they’re both majorly successful in their own fields yet still managed to make time to support each other, even when it meant that YN had to turn down an audition for β€˜the ghost of girlfriends past’ so she could be there to watch brawn win the championship
user real talk, has jenson ever asked her to wear the buffy the vampire slayer costume in bed (because if i was him that's what i'd be doing)
->y/nbutton only once and it was awkward for both of us.
Y/N Button on Live with Kelley and Mark
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y/nbutton added to her story!
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jensonbutton just posted!
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jensonbutton happy anniversary to the love of my life, the most beautiful woman in the world, the mother of my children. she's definitely too cool for me, and i take that in stride. in fact, on the day we got married, fernando asked me if i still wanted to go through with the wedding, and that i should tie you down before you realized you could have literally any man in the world. needless to say, it felt surreal that you chose me. we've spent fourteen beautiful years together, and i can't wait for fourteen more.
i love you, y/n.
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y/nbutton i love you more and more with every passing day xx
fernandoalonso you were punching way above your weight class hermano
-> jensonbutton and yet im the one with a wife and you're not?
-> fernandoalsonso shut up
alex_albon she's everything, he's just ken
-> user LMAO ALEX WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
user parents
user dilf
-> y/nbutton agreed.
-> user milf
-> jensonbutton yes.
TAGS:
@magnummagnussen @libraryofloveletters @diorleclerc @lorarri @cartierre @thatsdemko @userlando @twinkodium @sidcrosbyspuck
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heavyhitterheaux Β· 5 months
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New Life Partner
First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU
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jackharlow: my man, ty to my man
y/ninsta: thank you to your WHAT?! aight that's it. everybody getting they ass beat and jayson is first druski2funny: oh so, you're cheating on me again? dualipa: y/ninsta you know where to find me saweetie: oh lord here they go again jaysontatum: now y/ninsta..... I had nothing to do with him writing that caption y/ninsta: jaysontatum lies you muthafuckin tell smh jackharlow: y/ninsta now you know how it feels when you leave me to go out with the hot chips and bad decisions crew blancahood: now why am I in it? jessicakelce: we are literally just sitting here minding our own business and then mullet boy over here wants to call us out jackandy/naremyparents: NOT MULLET BOY blancahood: y/ninsta did not let this man live for 24 hours when she saw his hair, the jokes kept coming and then jumped his bones when she was finished jackharlow: y/ninsta and you wonder why I left you and druski2funny I thought we were taking time away from each other? seeing other people? lilnasx: I'm just here waiting with my popcorn to see y/ninsta kick your ass
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y/ninsta: full of hot chips and bad decisions 😜
jackharlow: can't take yall asses anywhere smh and wait a damn minute, is that brandisimmons?!? blancahood: I still don't remember half that night smh jessicakelce: blancahood now I see that the both of us have switched places, that's usually me lol brandisimmons: jackharlow maybe, maybe not urbanwyatt: now why wasn't I invited? I like hot chips softtcurse: urbanwyatt and you like bad decisions smh y/ninsta: urbanwyatt idk urby, we got to take a vote and meet with the president which is me. we'll get back to you shortly about our decision jessicakelce: I vote yes because he can tolerate hot food while jackharlow absolutely cannot jackharlow: jessicakelce will you leave me alone for five damn minutes?!?! jessicakelce: jackharlow no. jackharlow: y/ninsta do you remember what happened the last time you wore a short ass skirt out the house? y/ninsta: jackharlow I'm single now so it doesn't matter jackharlow: y/ninsta don't fucking play with me smh y/ninsta: call jayson
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jackharlow: my baby girl is so gorgeous 😍
y/ninsta: jackharlow don't fucking post me, you cheater. jaysontatum is your baby girl now. a bitch do look gorgeous tho πŸ₯° jackandy/nupdates: all I need is one night. ONE. jackharlow: jackandy/nupdates you might get to have it if wifey don't stop playing urbandjack25: jackharlow is lucky he got to her first because if I did, he wouldn't have even been thought of y/ninsta: urbandjack25 not too much on my man now! even though we're married but separated, I still claim him druski2funny: well I don't claim him dualipa: drop his ass claybornharlow: little baby is here y/ninsta: clayyyyyyy, the one Harlow that I can count on to never disappoint me jackharlow: Y/N!!!! and dualipa claybornharlow don't start with me today and druski2funny you'll always claim me. I'm the ex that keeps you up at night urbanwyatt: my best friend is prettier than yours 😍 jaysontatum: I mean urbanwyatt she's pretty, but she obviously doesn't compare to me since jackharlow is ready to leave her y/ninsta: jaysontatum your ass got one more muthafuckin time to act out and then I'm bringing you down to my height jaysontatum: y/ninsta how tall are you because you barely come up to jack's knee saweetie: OUTTA POCKET 2forwoyne: not his knee lmaoooooo jackharlow: jaysontatum she's 5 feet on a good day claybornharlow: jackharlow your mouth is always getting you in trouble smh jackharlow: claybornharlow and it always gets me out of trouble too 😏 jessicakelce: I don't see how it took this long for her to get pregnant smh y/ninsta: jaysontatum I'll be on your doorstep at 8 am tomorrow jaysontatum: y/ninsta have fun trying to reach the doorbell urbanwyatt: jaysontatum well, she is little 😭 y/ninsta: urbanwyatt just for that, I made an executive decision, you can't be a part of hot chips and bad decisions. THAT'S FINAL urbanwyatt: y/ninsta wait! I want a redo!
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y/ninsta: since jackharlow is out being a whore, this is who I'm left at home with smh
claybornharlow: my girl autumn 😍 jackharlow: y/ninsta what is she even doing?!? and not you calling me a whore smh y/ninsta: jackharlow idk, she your baby since she look like you so come figure it out smh theestallion: this baby absolutely knows no chill y/ninsta: theestallion she is on 1000 every damn day as soon as she wakes up. she has now learned how to get out of her crib and I wasn't ready for that jackharlow: I definitely woke up to her face smushed up against mine and was confused on how she got in there smh y/ninsta: jackharlow she can now escape out of Harlow baby jail so we have to hire security. claybornharlow you got the job, congratulations. claybornharlow: she is literally always on her best behavior when she's around me maggieharlow: grandma's baby! y/ninsta: maggieharlow well come get her! you wanted these grandkids so bad and now they're here! I need a drink AND a blunt smh saweetie: y/ninsta damn they got you down bad lol maggieharlow: y/ninsta tell her father to come get her jackharlow: and suddenly something came up that needs my immediate attention y/ninsta: JACKMAN THOMAS
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y/ninsta: my big baby and my little baby
since jackharlow wants to act like a husband and show me some attention today, I agreed. he just didn't tell me that I would be at the studio with him and a million other people smh
at least I have my little baby who is not so little anymore to keep me company
like a bitch cried when he turned 21
claybornharlow stop fucking growing up on me 😭
jackharlow: yeah, that was something. but you don't pay me any attention smh y/ninsta: jackharlow I cried when he got his license too lmao and you are a got damn lie smh saweetie: y/ninsta you literally cry at everything lmao y/ninsta: look to be fair, I met little baby when he was eleven and now he's a grown man and me no like that. in my eyes he will always be my little baby so look at this as an appreciation post so if one of these little fast ass girls break his heart, there will be hell to pay. mark my words. claybornharlow: y/ninsta we would have been amazing together jackharlow: claybornharlow AHT AHT! get back to work and stop trying to steal my wife for the millionth time claybornharlow: jackharlow your kids love me, your wife loves me, I'm the favorite child, the list goes on and on jackharlow: claybornharlow I will kick you in the throat y/ninsta: yall better get yall shit together before I tell maggie maggieharlow: too late y/ninsta: welp I tried, get your kids. I'm about to send the oldest back to you. maggieharlow: y/ninsta keep him jackharlow: maggieharlow WOW smh
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toomuchracket Β· 1 month
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lovers' quarrel (ross x girlband gf!reader angst)
day 5 of valentine's week. schedule clashes are getting to you. enjoy <3
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you haven't spoken to your boyfriend in a week.
you're sleeping in the same bed as him, yeah, but ross is always asleep when you let yourself into his house at 11pm, body aching after a 12-hour day of dance rehearsals and video shoots and last-minute touch-ups to the instrumentals and harmonies and mixing on your band's new album. and you're always asleep when he leaves at 8am to drive to the studio to finish recording the new 75 LP (scheduled for release a month after yours), a kiss to your sleep-messy hair the only real bit of physical contact he gets to give you.
even your phone calls during studio breaks keep missing each other; you only hear your boyfriend's voice filtered through crackly phone lines, an obvious reminder that you're apart. in fact, the closest you've felt to ross in about eight days is when you use his body wash, in the freezing shower you take to soothe your screaming leg muscles before you get into bed with him.
you hate this. you miss him, so much.
ross misses you, too - he tells you at the end of every voicemail he leaves, paired with a β€œlove you”, in such a defeated tone it brings tears to your eyes. you call him back, leave a similar message of your own, and go back into the rehearsal room and dance your heart out, as if it isn't breaking more with every passing second.Β 
is this what life is always going to be like for the two of you, a loving relationship reduced to fleeting moments of getting to spend time with each other in between tours and shows and recording sessions and writing and promo? you're not sure how long you could take it, if it is.
but you love ross. so fucking much. surely you can do something to make it better for both of you.
the question is… what?
you're mulling over that on your lunch break, sat alone outside the studio complex with your tofu bowl and lucozade, thinking about how thursdays have always been the worst day of the week (double maths back in the day, and now the final full day of work left before you can actually maybe talk to your man for once), when the answer appears through the summer drizzle. well, actually, it's gabbriette who appears, dashing over to you from her (matty's) car and screeching as the rain hits her hair.
you laugh, standing and letting her barrel into your arms. β€œhi, wifey.”
β€œbaby girl!” she kisses your nose. β€œyou look gorgeous.”
β€œgabs, i've been dancing for three hours straight. i look like shit.”
β€œbut hot shit. like, super sexy shit,” she grins. β€œhow's everything going? do i get a sneak peek of the new video?”
you smirk. β€œdepends. did matty send you down here to spy on us?”
gabbriette laughs. β€œhe's too stressed to even think of suggesting anything that smart. no, actually, i'm just here to see how you're doing,” her beautiful face shifts into a more serious expression. β€œbecause when i asked your boyfriend how you were, literally thirty minutes ago, he very cryptically said he didn't know.”
β€œah.”
β€œhe did then explain that you guys hadn't broken up, but it scared me,” she squeezes your hand. β€œyou okay? like, i know you're both so busy - george is literally pushing the guys to the limit in the studio right now - but…”
you sigh. β€œyeah, we’re just so busy that we keep missing each other, that's all - i get home when he's sleeping, he leaves before i wake up, and we're never free to call at the same time. like, i didn't even know that thing you just said about george, because we haven't talked for days,” you slide down the wall to sit, and gabbriette follows. you sniffle. β€œhe sleeps right beside me, but i miss him like he's continents away. and i hate it, gabs, i really hate it.”
β€œoh, baby,” she puts her arm around you and kisses your head. β€œit'll get better soon, though, won't it? you finish here tomorrow afternoon, right?”
β€œyeah, but,” you wipe your eyes with the sleeve of your hoodie. β€œthen the boys get to this manic stage i'm in now, then i have to do promo, and they have to do promo, and i just don't know when it'll end.”
β€œi know the feeling,” gabbriette sighs. β€œit's not easy, us being us, loving the people we do. but that's the way it is, i guess. we just gotta,” she half-heartedly punches the air. β€œpush through it.”
β€œmmm,” you take a drink of your juice. β€œwhat i wouldn't give to just have dinner with him, you know? go somewhere nice for a night, and think about nothing but the two of us.”
your friend turns to face you. β€œso, why don't you? make a reservation for tomorrow night. surprise him when he gets home. clichΓ¨, but,” she winks. β€œi'm sure ross won't complain about coming home to you all dressed up and gorgeous. i know i wouldn't.”
you burst out laughing. β€œyou're gonna lose your shit when we go inside and you get to see my album cover outfit, babe.”
β€œoh my god,” she presses her face into your shoulder, then sits up with a smile. β€œbut seriously. i know you're exhausted, and so is he, but plan a date, have fun, make it a regular thing. you guys are perfect together; don’t let that slip away.”
β€œalright. thank you for the support,” you hug her. β€œi love you.”
β€œi love you, angel girl,” gabbriette pulls back and kisses your nose again, before standing and helping you up. β€œnow, i am dying to see what you and the girls have been cooking up. shall we?”
you link your arm through hers. β€œlet's go.”
***
when you hear the key in the lock, you brush down your dress a final time and hurry into the hallway. your heart skips at the sight of ross - clearly exhausted - stepping through the door; you can't keep the smile from your face, and one appears on his after he kicks his shoes off and turns towards you.
he exhales. β€œgod, you're a sight for sore eyes. hi, love,” his arms open, and you run into them and allow yourself to be wrapped up in your boyfriend. β€œmissed you this week.”
β€œmissed you, too,” you nuzzle into his neck. β€œhow are you, darling?”
β€œperfect, now that i've got you in my arms,” his smile is audible. β€œnot letting you out of them for a second, by the way. need to catch up on holding my girl.”
you giggle. β€œwhat about dinner?”
β€œi can eat pizza with you on my lap on the sofa, can't i?”
oh. your heart feels slightly heavier than it did a second ago. β€œthat's… what you want to do for dinner?”
you do your best to keep your voice light, but ross doesn't miss a trick. he pulls back, frowning slightly. β€œyeah. something calm, after us both being so busy this week,” he seems to notice your dress for the first time, brow furrowing even further when he takes in your polished appearance. β€œbut that's not what you want, is it?”
β€œwell, baby,” you let go of him, wringing your hands nervously. β€œi’ve, um, made a reservation at that place you like down the street. for tonight.”
ross pinches the bridge of his nose. β€œwhy would you do that, sweetheart?”
your jaw falls open. what? β€œoh, i just thought it might be nice to go out. save us doing the washing up,” the joke falls flat, but you clear your throat and continue. β€œand, you know, i’m home now, not coming in exhausted at midnight or whatever, for once, and i-”
β€œoh, okay,” ross laughs mirthlessly, and your blood runs cold. β€œjust because you're not tired, i should forget my own tiredness and force myself to go out for an overpriced meal i don't even want to eat right now? just because?”
you don't think you've ever felt smaller in your life, and your voice shows it. β€œno, i just thought-”
β€œexactly. you just thought, about yourself, not me,” ross hangs up his jacket, shaking his head. β€œi mean, really, love? you of all people know what it's like, burning yourself out in the studio every day. is it really so surprising that i wanted to come home, to my own house, and just spend the night there?”
something inside you just snaps, and your next words shoot from your lips like bullets. β€œno, i fucking know the feeling, ross,” you glare at him when he turns to look at you, slight shock on his face at your sudden aggression. β€œ66 hours i've worked, this week, across five days, and at the end of every single one of them i've wanted nothing more than to go straight home to my flat and collapse onto my bed. but d'you know what i've done instead?” you laugh, manic. β€œi've driven here and stayed with you, because i thought that even if we couldn't spend time together properly, at least we were with each other in some way. and you can't even be nice about the fact i wanted to do something special for us tonight. because, yeah, i was thinking about us when i did it.”
ross looks at you for a second, then shrugs. β€œwell, i didn't ask you to do any of it.”
you nod, biting your trembling lip. β€œright,” you squeeze past him, picking up your handbag from the console table. tears prick at your eyes as you open the front door. β€œenjoy your fucking pizza, then.”
a sob escapes your lips as the door slams behind you, tears hitting off the steps as you hurry down them towards your car. with shaking hands, you rifle through your bag to find your keys, unlocking the door and climbing inside so you can cry in peace and figure out where to go. you half-expect ross to follow you, knock on the window, apologise… but nothing. the front door stays closed. even the blinds in the front room don’t move.
you're tempted to wait to see how long it would take him to come after you. but it's not a great look for you to be sitting outside his house in tears, and - to be honest - you don't really want to see him right now, anyway. you need to go somewhere. not your flat, because that's the first place he'd look for you - if he even decides to bother, that is. no. you need to go somewhere else, be with other people, people who love you. but not your bandmates, because that would be ross's next point of call.
and then, it hits you - gabbriette. you scroll through your contacts until you find her number, and hit call; what you don't expect, however, is for her boyfriend to answer. β€œhi, darling!”
β€œoh, hi, matty,” you sniffle. β€œdid i dial you? i thought i'd called gabs.”
β€œno, you did, she just got me to answer because she’s making dinner,” he replies, his girlfriend audibly yelling in greeting in the background. β€œspeaking of dinner… i thought you and ross were meant to be out right now? everything alright?”
you don't say anything in response, just burst into tears down the phone. matty sighs. β€œoh, fuck. come over, darling. i'll open the wine now.”
β€œthank you,” you say between sobs. β€œi'll see you in a bit.”
when you get to his house twenty minutes later, you reckon the two of them must have been standing at the door waiting for you; as soon as you ring the bell, it opens, and you're enveloped into a group hug so tight you can't tell who's who.
matty kisses your head when the hug ends. β€œjust wanna say,” he begins, passing you a ridiculously large glass of red wine. β€œthat while ross is my best friend, he will hear nothing of what's about to be said tonight. so… yeah. rip him to shreds.”
β€œoh, i intend to,” gabbriette squeezes your hand. β€œhe came home to you looking like that and he didn't wanna go out with you? stupid boy.”
you wince. β€œgabs…”
β€œsorry, sorry. but i'm right,” she turns to matty. β€œdon’t you think, baby?”
he nods. β€œhe's an idiot,” something beeps in the kitchen, and gabbriette squeaks and runs towards it. matty puts an arm around you. β€œcome on. we'll have a seat, and you can tell us everything.”
β€œokay.”
and you do just that, settled next to matty on the kitchen counter so gabs can hear and react while she cooks; you aren't quite sure you'd be able to make it through reliving the argument without the plates of focaccia she keeps laying on your lap, to be honest. anyway - both of them react quite accordingly to your story, dropped jaws and wide eyes and utterances of β€œhe said that?” punctuating your words.
matty shakes his head when you finish talking, putting a hand on top of yours in a brotherly way. β€œi'm sorry, darling. he can be a moody bastard at times, i know, but that's… that's awful.”
β€œi get that he's tired and he didn't want to go out,” you sigh, taking a drink of your wine. β€œbut he didn't need to make me feel like a stupid bitch for suggesting it,” you well up again. β€œand now i don't know where i am with him.”
β€œoh, baby,” gabbriette runs over to kiss your hair and hug you. β€œlisten, you'll stay here tonight - we'll have a good time, talk shit, have some wine, and then we can figure your love life out tomorrow. cool?”
you look between the two of them, nervous. β€œi don't want to intrude…”
β€œoi, none of that,” matty squeezes your hand. β€œwhat kind of brother would i be if i didn't take of my little sister?”
β€œlove you, mate,” you hug him, then turn to gabs. β€œboth of you.”
β€œand we love you,” she kisses your cheek. β€œme more than him. seriously, i love you so much.”
matty laughs. β€œshe’s right, actually,” he says to you. β€œcame home raving about the sneak peek of the album she got yesterday,” he looks at you pointedly.
you roll your eyes. β€œfine, i'll tell you about it.”
β€œfuck yeah!”
you're still telling them all about the album and its processes when ross makes contact, almost two hours after you left his house. matty's phone rings, the contact photo (an old selfie of the two boys) visible to all three of you; the atmosphere changes from buzzy to sombre when you see it.
matty looks at you. β€œi don't have to answer it if you don't want me to.”
you look at the buzzing phone, the picture of your boyfriend on the screen filling you with a weird mix of emotion. β€œno, it's ok.”
β€œyou sure?”
you nod. β€œif he asks where i am, you can tell him,” you murmur, looking at the floor. β€œi don't want him to worry.”
β€œright, darling,” matty takes your hand, and picks up his phone with the other. β€œalright, mate?”
gabbriette hugs you as ross speaks, inaudible to you; you're thankful for her support, because your stomach's in knots waiting for matty to reply. his eyes flick to yours, nervous. β€œyeah, she’s here,” he says, squeezing your hand. β€œshe’s alright now, but… she really wasn't when she first arrived. surprised she managed to drive here, to be honest - that's how upset she was.”
you chew your bottom lip as ross says something else. matty quirks his eyebrows. β€œdepends if your girlfriend wants to see you or not, mate.”
gabbriette squeezes you tighter. you shrug, and mouth β€œneed to get it over with anyway”; matty grimaces, and relays the message to your boyfriend. β€œshe's not opposed. but,” he shifts in his seat. β€œdon't expect a warm welcome. that includes from me, too - it's none of my business, and i love you, but seeing my friend cry like that was fucking heartbreaking. i can't believe you could be so cruel.”
god, you love your friends.
you smile as matty wraps up the call. β€œyeah, i can imagine you feel awful about it; i'd be worried if you weren't. and yeah, i'll tell her, alright?” he gives you a thumbs up. β€œsee you soon.”
β€œhe's on his way?” you ask once the call ends.
β€œhe went to yours. freaked out when you weren't there. so, he'll be here in five,” matty looks at you tentatively. β€œand i've to tell you he's extremely sorry and also that he loves you more than anything and finally that he’s a cunt for what he said.”
β€œi coulda fuckin told you that last bit,” gabbriette mutters. she smiles at you, though. β€œbut the other bits are, you know, promising.”
β€œyeah,” you murmur. β€œshall we go and wait for him, then?”
she kisses your cheek. β€œif that's what you want, sure.”
true to his word, ross knocks the door five minutes later; you sit on the stairs in the hallway, gabs in front of you protectively (at her insistence), while matty answers. β€œhi.”
β€œalright?” ross's face isn’t properly visible from the angle you're at, but you can hear from the scratchiness of his voice that he's been crying. it hurts you to think about that. β€œcan i come in?”
matty nods, stepping back to let him in. ross follows, an awkward dance, and immediately sees you. his face crumples. β€œhi, love.”
you wave. you're not sure if you can speak.
ross looks at gabs. β€œcan i, um, talk to my girlfriend alone for a second?”
she turns to you. β€œyou cool with that?”
you nod. she kisses your cheek and stands, staring ross down as she walks over to matty and they leave the room. once they've gone, ross flinches. β€œhas she always been so scary?”
β€œyou would be exactly the same way if she hurt matty,” your voice is hoarse, your crying just as obvious as your boyfriend's.
β€œyeah, s'pose,” ross takes a tentative few steps towards you, gesturing towards the stairs. β€œcan i sit?”
β€œmhmm.”
β€œthanks,” he takes a seat on a step a few down from you, turning so he can talk to you properly. β€œi'm sorry, love, i really am. and i don't really have an excuse for being such a dickhead, other than tiredness, which isn't even an excuse because you've been more exhausted than i am and you still made the effort to do something nice for both of us,” he takes a shaky breath. β€œyou look beautiful, by the way, even now; slightly off-topic, i know, but i just had to say it.”
β€œthanks,” you say quietly, picking at your cuticles. β€œthought you'd like this dress.”
β€œi love it,” ross smiles sadly. β€œi love you. and the fact that i hurt you… i feel fucking terrible about it,” his lip trembles. β€œi love you more than anything, or anyone, and i don't want to lose you. the thought of it fucking terrifies me, and,” he begins to cry, and your heart aches. β€œi worry that i'm not enough for you. i worry that i don't do enough for you, take you out enough. i worry that you'll get bored of me, bored of making all the effort, bored of sitting at home watching football or films, and one day you'll just leave me.”
what?
β€œoh, ross,” your heart shatters, and you scooch down to sit next to him and hug him.
β€œm'sorry, i know i'm the one in the wrong, but i have to be honest,” he cries into you. β€œwhen you said you wanted to go out instead of stay in, i freaked that i was boring you. and then when you brought up staying at mine instead of yours…”
β€œyou thought it was me saying i was fed up.”
β€œyeah.”
β€œoh, baby,” you start to cry, too. β€œno. it was me just being pissed about you trying to say i didn't know the feeling of wanting to go home when you're tired. i didn't mean it in any other way, honest.”
β€œno, i know, my love. i was just scared.”
β€œwhy, though?” you look him in the eye. β€œyou're the love of my life, ross. you're more than enough for me - everything i need, and more.”
he sniffles. β€œdid you mean to quote beyoncΓ© there, or…?”
β€œwell, no, but it was apt,” you giggle, stroking his dimples when he smiles. β€œlook, i was hurt by the way you reacted to me - an β€˜oh, that's nice, love, but could we go out tomorrow night instead?’ wouldn't have gone amiss. but,” you kiss his nose. β€œi accept your apology, and i love you and our relationship very much, just as they are. just don't ever fucking treat me like that again, alright?”
β€œi promise you i won't, love,” ross kisses your nose in return. β€œi love you. and i'm sorry i was a grumpy shit about dinner, because i'm fucking starving now.”
you laugh, kissing his neck. β€œi reckon gabs has got us covered there. but if not,” you grin. β€œwe can always get a pizza.”
β€œyou're never letting me live that one down, are you?”
β€œnot a fucking chance.”
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strawberrywrites Β· 9 months
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His Mistress
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Dividers by benkeibear and firefly-graphics
(Cheater! Leon x Female! Reader)
Warnings: Smut, Ada x Leon (Husband and Wife and Leon cheats), Swearing, Role play, Ada is a bitch, slight daddy kink, breeding kink, pregnancy
Note: I'm so sorry to Ada x Leon fans but I don't like Ada at all and please don't start to argue with me about her.
Summary: You're Leon's secretary and you've been there for him. Unfortunately, he's been really stressed out and Ada surely doesn't help him. But you do.
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You walk to Leon's office with his files in your arms, and then you hear him talking loudly on the phone, making you sigh softly as you know he and Ada are arguing about something. It happens a lot between them, and you feel bad for him. "If he was with me, he'd be happy." You softly said to yourself and knocked on the door.
You heard him say that he's got to go and hang up the phone. You knew Leon wanted a vacation and settled down with Ada. She doesn't want any of that because her work is the only thing that matters to her, and she has no desire for children. Everyone wonders why he married her, but you still love her despite everything. Even if Ada doesn't find him funny, you love the dork.
"Come in." He said as he grabbed his whiskey bottle and poured himself a glass as you walked in, "Reader. You got my files?" You smile softly and nod, "Yes, Mr. Kennedy. Sorry that it took so long." You laid the files on the desk in a neat stack. "No need to apologize, Reader. Please call me Leon." You smile and nod, "How's your wife?" He rolls his eyes and shakes his head, "She's nagging and bitching over small stuff."
"If I was her, I'd love to be with you no matter what." You thought to yourself, "Oh really? You want to be my wife?" You realized, "Oh shit Leon, I'm so sorry. That was so unprofessional of me. Please don't fire me." He chuckles, "Now, why would I fire you? You're the best secretary I ever had...not to mention the sexiest." He licks his lips, and he sees your cleavage and how great you look all the time.
You blushed darkly. "Leon, We can't... We're supposed to be professionals." He goes to you, "What's wrong with a little roleplay with you as my wife? If you don't like it, I promise to stop." You sigh softly, "Okay. I really want to be your wife." He smiles, "That's my girl." He kisses your neck, and you feel shivers down your spine in a good way, making you moan.
He had you on his desk and slowly took your clothes off, making you spread your legs apart. "Fuck, wifey, your pussy is wet for me huh?" He takes his clothes off and rubs his cock against your clit. "Please, honey, don't tease me." You whine and moan. "Patience, my love." He puts his cock in your tight pussy and thrusts into you. "Fuck, baby girl. I want a baby with you. I want to be a Daddy. Fuck that's it, baby girl. You're getting wetter." He thrusts harder and faster as you loudly moan, "Daddy!"
"Yeah, please call me daddy." He grunts breathlessly and goes deeper into you. "Daddy needs you pregnant. I love you, Reader, always had and always will." You came hard and shook in pleasure as Leon cums hard and a lot inside of you. You both pant hard, and he pulls out. "Keep my cum in you. I mean it when I say I want you pregnant." You nod, "But what about Ada?" He smiles, "I'm going to divorce her to be with you. You're my good girl, and I love you." You smile, "I love you too, Leon."
2 months laterΒ 
Ada and Leon's divorce was finally finalized, and you are pregnant after multiple tries with him. You both are happy about the pregnancy. As a tradition for him, he proposed to you. You couldn't wait to be a family and married to your boss soon.
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maitaiwiththecorpses Β· 6 months
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Lightning In A Bottle
the aruden fluff fic we've been waiting for
It was their day off. Finally.
Aiden didn't have any shoots to do, and Aru had threated to quit if she didn't get the Friday off.
And that's how she woke up not alone in bed, back to back with Aiden. He'd kicked all the blankets off himself, and Aru had wrapped herself in them. She studied him for a bit- she'd forgotten how he slept- with his body curled into itself like he'd been punched, and a slight frown on his face.
But he seemed better these days. Happier, at least.
She lay back down, wrapping her arms around him. He still smelled like laundry detergent and spices, even after all these years.
"Shah," Aiden croaked out.
"What?" She replied, face buried in his shoulder. Aiden turned to face her and pull the blankets over both of them. Under the sheets, with his face shadowed, he smiled softly.
"We're really bad at sleeping in, you know that?"
"What do you mean?" Aru asked, frowning. No she wasn't! Sleeping in is literally her main personality trait!
"Shah, it's seven am."
Eyes wide, she kicked the sheets off, scrambling for her phone. "No it's not," she panicked, unlocking the phone.
7:05 AM
"Fucking fabulous," she fell back onto the bed with a flump and stared at Aiden. "Four years of law school and another four at this firm and I'm an early bird?" She made a face of disgust. "Ew."
Aiden kissed her forehead, nearly laughing at her. "Coffee and pancakes?"
"No coffee for me, but all the pancakes please," she jumped out of bed, starting to rearrange the pillows and sheets.
"How responsible," Aiden snarked. When she was done making the bed, she softly padded over to the kitchen to find Aiden making pancakes and bopping along to some '80s song. It was so thoroughly domestic, and her heart melted at the sight of him.
"We should watch a movie," she said, walking over to peck him on the nose.
"All day?"
"Fine. Movies." Nerd.
"Sure, which ones?"
"Well, I was thinking we could do a Marvel marathon-"
"Ooh, I actually bought us Spider-Man and Iron-Man pajamas the other day," Aiden said excitedly, quickly switching back to the stove to flip the pancake.
"Wifey, this is why I love you," Aru said, making her way to the amazon package in the living room.
"What, not for my sharp personality and good looks?"
"Nope!"
And so they ate pancakes and watched Marvel movies in Marvel pajamas and cuddled and made out and existed with each other all day because they can and I fucking say so.
I mean.....
So Aru set the blanket fort up and cued the movies as Aiden brought the pancakes and Nutella over. Wrapped in every blanket they could find they watched and argued with each other about superheroes and cinematography and suddenly it was midnight and they were cleaning up and fuck-
Aru gets to wake up to Aiden all over again.
Thank the gods.
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lily gives zero fucks about her wife and it SHOWS. mkay made that post to cheer her up after the recent and well justified backlash and lily can't even bother liking it? but we're supposed to believe courtney is jealous of mikaila? when courtney is living rent free on her mind and blog and her wifey gets nothing?
i say this with nothing but honest confusion and not really trying to throw any shade or be insulting to anyone involved, but...
jealous of what exactly? LO doesn't even live with MO. whatever interaction they have is for the biggest part online and neither of them seem to be in any kind of rush to change that. when they do happen to be in the same space LO goes through a new type of crisis that makes it so MO has to spend almost all the time comforting her. LO openly talks about antagonizing MO's family. when they aren't in the same space, MO is still expected to chur out art and animatic without any pay. when MO does try to have a nice gesture gets ignored.
there's always the detail that we don't know the intomate lives of any of these people, so this me talking purely out the public information that both of them have made available, so according to that...
MO has literally nothing that Courtney could ever want. even taking out of the way the molestation and rape and DARVO and everything else, LO has done nothing to make herself to be a desirable partner.
when Courtney wants to see his partner, he can just do that without buying a plane ticket.
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Nothing good starts is spot on! A real treat to get me through until the next race, so thank you!!! Can we have them for spicy Sunday?
I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
I hope Part 2 won't be too far away honestly, but I need to update so other fics first.
Okay! Time for us to find out how Kate Sharma became Mrs Bridgerton.
"Here's my wifey!"
Anthony called her that all the time. It had become a little game between them almost as Anthony sat at his press conferences, grinning broadly. He'd started it the very first race after he'd caught her as she leapt towards him and her legs wrapped around his waist and their lips met. He'd sat there with his hair tousled underneath his cap, grinning under that stupid moustache,
"I'm very satisfied with how things went today, obviously. The future Mrs Bridgerton is a hard task master but-"
He'd cut off as the room had filled with murmurs and Kate's own stomach had dropped in surprise at hearing herself described like that and his eyes had widened.
"Oh! We're not engaged!" He caught himself spinning towards where she was standing. "Unless, Kate, How about it?"
She'd gaped at him, shaking her head a little in disbelief, their relationship just seven days old.
Anthony clicked his tongue, winking at her to let her know he'd only been joking, "Ooof Bad luck for me today folks. She's said no. We'll try again next week."
She'd shaken her head and laughed along with the rest of them when he'd repeated the process again and again, week after week. He'd whispered in her ear so many times, as they'd lain awake together with her chin on his shoulder and his arm around her waist.
"I'm serious you know. One day I'm going to marry you."
And it had tighten in her chest, how much she wanted the life he'd offered her with both hands and wide eyes and his heart full of love and gentleness. "One day I might just let you."
He'd been nervous this morning, as he'd stood on the grid, waiting for the mechanics to do their final checks, she'd been able to see it as he spoke with the grid reporter.
"Hoping to make it two in a row this year Anthony?"
She'd watched his right hand twitch behind his back, the only little sign he made when he was nervous, before he answered, "I'm not thinking about anything like that, I just want a nice clean drive and I know Max is probably going to want to go on the hunt today, that's when he drives best."
"Don't be nervous." She'd said, holding his straw out to him.
"I'm not nervous."
She sighed, both of them waving to someone who called out their names, the Monegasque sun beating down on them, "Yeah, you are. Don't be. You are in great shape, the car looks great and you're in pole."
"You forget to mention that fucking Tom Selleck would be jealous of how sexy I look with this moustache." Anthony leaned forward, waiting for her to kiss him.
She rolled her eyes, her headset heavy around her neck as she leaned in to brush their lips together, "Oh, I thought that went without saying."
Anthony grinned, "It's never awful to hear your girl thinks you're a little cute."
"You're very cute." She sighed, kissing him again softly, "And even if you don't win today: I have a little treat for you."
His eyes lit up as she started to make her way to the pit wall, walking backwards away from him, "I'll earn my treat, thank you! I love you!"
"I love you too!"
Her stomach had been in knots as it always was, watching Anthony speed through the streets of Monte Carlo, every beat of it thrumming in her chest and she'd nearly had tears in her eyes as Anthony had rounded the final corner with Verstappen 4 seconds behind him and his voice and whooped in her ear.
"Anthony, that's P1."
"I told you, I wanted to earn my treat."
She'd felt how much she loved him as he'd stood on that podium and she'd felt the pride that they shared as the team dragged her forward and Anthony's lips met hers as the crowd roared and champagne had covered them.
They'd burst through the door of their hotel room, just like they seemed to every Sunday with Anthony's hands already tugging at her clothes and her legs tight around his waist.
She chuckled and her heart hammered in her chest as Anthony did a little drumroll as he shimmied her shirt over her head and a delighted little gasp escaped him when he saw the lingerie she'd had made.
BRI 78 stitched into it.
His eyes had darkened as he'd dropped her onto the bed and his hands had tugged at her jeans, peeling them off her body as she'd tugged his shirt over his head and their lips had clashed in their desperation to feel their skin pressed together.
"We're leaving this on." Anthony gasped. "All night, all morning. Gonna need some pictures when we get home as well."
"I already airdropped them to your phone." She smirked tugging his jeans down over his hips as his thigh slipped between hers and his hand slid into her underwear.
"You are absolutely the love of my life."
Kate was tired, when she woke the next morning, the warm weight of Anthony's body resting over her. Once upon a time she'd panicked at the feel of him, at everything he'd offered her that she'd been so worried she wasn't ready for, but now it felt only comfortable. She loved the way his huge hands felt on her skin, and the way he moved closer in sleep until his body engulfed hers.
Anthony stirred on top of her, a content, sleepy groan in her ear, his lips brushing the spot behind her ear.
"Stop moving, we're not getting up today." Anthony nestled impossibly closer, his tongue tracing his words against her neck, his teeth nipping against her skin.
Kate chuckled, heat already simmering in her stomach "Are we not going to eat today?"
Anthony scoffed, shifting a little until he was straddling her, his eyes darkening by the second as he stared down at her, "There's plenty for me to eat right here."
Her stomach dropped just the way it always did when Anthony's hands slid over her and their lips clashed together and she ached for him, desperate to feel his bare skin against hers.
Anthony leaned down and captured her lips, letting his tongue slip past her lips slowly, letting her feel every inch of it, letting it curl around hers and stroke itself against the roof of her mouth in a promise of what was to come.
He swallowed the moan that rose in her throat with a satisfied hum as his hand fell to her chest and Kate felt her body arch up against him desperate for more but he kept her pinned in place with his body, letting the heat build slowly between them, stoking it with his fingers and tongue.
The morning sun filtered through the window and the heat that was building between them seemed to catch with it and the entire room was set alight as Anthony's lips fell to her neck and he started making his way down her body, his tongue sliding over her skin, soothing the little marks his teeth had left and were leaving on her.
He grinned up at her from between her legs as his teeth nipped at the soft skin of her thigh and just like always the sight of him with his hair in his eyes and a soft moan in his throat seemed to set her on fire.
"Fuck, I want you, Kate."
She loved having him like this. She loved him full stop, she knew but she loved the way things were between them. She loved how confident and comfortable he made her feel, how loved he made her feel. She loved the way he didn't care who knew that their main priorities would always be one another and their relationship, even just seven months in. She loved the commitment they shared and the way he submitted to her completely, here.
Anthony ducked his head and her breath caught in her chest at the first pass of his tongue. Kate felt the moan that rose in the back of her throat rumble through the room as her legs tightened around his head ad she loved the way he chuckled a little smugly. Heat lapped at her skin, burning in the pit of her stomach as his tongue slipped over her, the pressure just right as her hips started the slow grind against him and her fingers twisted in the bedsheets.
She remembered the beginning of their relationship when Anthony had cocked his head his nose wrinkled as they'd sat across from one another at dinner.
"I know I joked a lot about it but if I asked you to sit on my face would you do it?"
She'd nearly choked, "I... like oral sex, so... if you were into that, yes."
He'd grinned, and practically inhaled the rest of his meal so they could leave and his hands on her waist had tugged her so firmly against him she'd gasped even as her eyes rolled back in his head.
"If you pull me down any further I'm going to smother you."
Anthony had gasped as he'd raised his eyebrow, "If this is the way I die: This is the way I die. Sit down."
Anthony's eyes rolled back in his head as he nestled closer and his fingers joined his tongue and Kate felt her hips bucked off the bed at the feel of his moan vibrating against her as he pushed her further and further forward. Closer to the edge with every second.
Fuck, Anthony. Fuck that feels so good, Babe.
She felt him smile, felt his fingers intertwine with hers, anchoring them together as her hips rolled against him, quicker and quicker, and the heat coled in her stomach tighter and tighter until-
Oh Fuck, Anthony!
Kate fell over the edge with a sharp gasp her hips bucking erratically against him but Anthony didn't give her the chance to truly fall.
His Hand snatched away from hers and gripped her waist tightly, rolling them quickly until he was pressed against the mattress and she was knelt above him, his eyes shining up at her from between her legs.
"Oh god." Kate's shoulders were heaving as she realised what he wanted and her thighs clenched instinctively at the thought of his tongue, which was marking slow circles in the crease of her thigh shifting just a few inches.
"No need to be so formal, Babe." Anthony cooed, "You can just call me Anthony."
"Surely there's something else you can do with that tongue."
Anthony grinned and his fingers tightened on her waist tugging her firmly against him and she couldn't bite back the curse that fell from her lips when his tongue slipped back between her legs and she couldn't breathe.
Kate's fingers threaded through his hair, tugging him even more firmly against her and her other hand gripped the sheets in front of her and she couldn't feel anything else. Her pulse was pounding in her ears and her lungs burned, gasping for air as she focused on the slick slide of her skin against his.
She could feel air thickening around them then and it felt harder to force it into her lungs every second as her entire body caught fire and Anthony moved under her with his eyes rolling back in his head and every single beat of her heart seemed to scream his name and all she could think about was how she wanted this forever. Just like this, just the way they were and the pride for him filled her and her enture body started shaking as she clung to the edge, dangling over it and just as she fell, she had no idea what would fall from her lips.
"Oh Fuck, Fuck Anthony. Let's get married."
She collapsed against the mattress, fighting to draw breath her vision almost completely white and she barely realised what she'd said until Anthony scrambled out from under her, his voice hoarse and breathless,
"Are you fucking serious?!"
what is he talking about? She wondered vaguely, still floating in the bliss he'd brought her. And then her eyes shot open.
Oh fuck!
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I’m honestly so glad they gave it a closed happy ending, there’s still a lot to grab in too
Miri just started high school and Rei and Kazuki have a restaurant now ! They seem very happy together, there’s a lot up to interpretation too. So we can go off with whatever πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ
THIS WAS THE BEST FINALE I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR MY VOICE IS HOARSE I ASSUMED FETAL POSITION MULTIPLE TIMES MY HEART IS STILL PUMPING
the action was AMAZING I told all of you the lighter was coming back and I was right I was goddamn right!!! It really did end up being a parting gift from Rei, but for his father and the organization :,)
oh god all the shots, beautiful, dynamic, muah muah the directors and animators put their whole pussies into this last episode
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look at Rei breakdancing boy knows his moves
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and we need to talk about how absolutely FERAL Kazuki was this ep thats my wifey 😊
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and Rei's confrontation with his father, so amazing so fantastic, I'm still reeling over everything Rei said. I definitely get why they said the ending was surprising now.
"Miri, Kazuki, and I share a bond stronger than blood," "If my killer's blood gets in the way of that, and won't let me protect the two of them, then these hands have no purpose!" Me from the grave 6 feet under: πŸ’€πŸ‘
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Wait is that why Rei shoots his right arm? To permanently ruin his ability to kill? Is he normally right handed? I never noticed.
And then we get back to "You think we managed to change?" "We've still got a long ways to go" They believe they can change and they're working towards it!!
This might be the most beautiful image of them I ever saw, they're battle-worn but smiling at their daughter cause they won. And they fucking deserve it!!!!!!!
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Miri's ANGELIC smile omg :((((
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Then we got the timeskip which holy shit??? I totally called Miri's hairpin attached to her pocket as a design choice btw(Rei bad end art)
Screamed at this. It's the photo Kazuki and Rei had of them so I wonder if Miri doesn't have any other photos of her mother :( whether because she could never afford a camera or never bothered to or they were left forgotten in their old home.
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Miri herself has grown up so well I'm crying. She's sassy and dramatic like Kazuki, but also calls him out on his bullshit like Rei. She really did get both their genes πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ«Ά
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(we're going to ignore that drinking with girls comment which is wildly ooc because I wrote Kazuki's character /hj)
You would not believe how loud I screamed when I saw their little diner. Rei's french toast special omg...
Their designs too!?!? Kazuki beard truthers how does it feel to win.
THE BULLETIN BOARD. Miri growing up over the years IM SO EMOTIONALLL. Oh god and how most of the photos are Kazuki and Miri so it was probably Rei taking the photos, wanting to keep physical mementos of his family AHHHH
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love-strawberry Β· 2 years
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3am talks cause i love you
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summary : in which she's an amazing mcu actress and he's her biggest fan ever.
pairing : sebastian stan x reader
warnings : language
author's note : okayyy so a vERY HUGE THANKS TO @ateliefloresdaprimavera for giving me SO many ideas to form all this on, i love you angel <3 and evanora is y/n's character in the mcu and she's bucky's love interest and she dies in black widow okay? okay. and yeah, you'll find pieces of plot in the comments thank youuuuu
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y/n_ 1 week left till black widow is out everywhere!! this is so exciting!! i can't wait for you all to see this <33
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imsebastianstan YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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imsebastianstan after watching the movie, the only i can say is you're not ready for it. y/n_ i have watched you go through this movie with determination and passion with a bit of fangirl-ness for scarlet but i couldn't be more proud of you. it doesn't matter to me that you called me up at 3am just to talk about evanora and bucky's relationship because i loved those talks. and i love you <3
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username both natasha and evanora had yelena on their mind before dying and that fact will keep me up at night
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username the whISTLE-
username how can i sleep at night knowing that yelena and evanora won't live together in their apartment in nyc? that bucky and evanora won't get that 'picture perfect ending that we deserve with sam' anymore? that natasha died knowing that it should have been her instead of her sister? that peter won't EVER get to tell nora about mj? huh?
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imsebastianstan meet bucky yarns, mine and y/n's son <3
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y/n_ no thoughts just my boyfriend being beautiful and ethereal and pretty and handsome and sexy and hot and cute and adorable and every other adjective
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Yesterday was just so nice.
It's the little things. The plan had been to get up early, like 9, but that didn't happen. But we still got up at 11 (which is still early for us on our days off, honestly).
We managed to go grocery shopping at Costco and stocked up on a bunch of food that we needed. The roads were so calm, which was nice because driving usually gives me so much residual anxiety. Wifey suggested that the holiday rush is finally over, which is great. Also meant less lines at checkout, which also usually make me freak out. I'm not good with all the bustling and noise.
Then we grabbed crickets for Estella (our old leopard gecko who just moved back in with us in December) and we went and stocked up on burgers. My wife likes it when we go buy 10+ cheeseburgers at a time and eat them throughout the week and seeing her get so happy about that just makes my day. Plus I love having plenty of ready to go meaty food. It's hard for me to get enough meat in me if it's not a burger or fish these days!
Then she got nice pictures of me with my huge Dunsparce plush. I'll get to post those later. She mentioned when he came in that we should make sure to get lots of pictures of him new, because I'll probably love him into a different form with time. And with my track record, I know she's absolutely right.
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And then we just watched a lot of stuff on Netflix. Our landlords pay for it, but we don't make much use of it. It takes a lot for us to watch new things!
First was the first episode of the English dub of Dungeon Menshi/Delicious in Dungeon. We both went into this completely blind! I never even knew the translated name of this manga, so we were both pleasantly surprised to learn that this is a cooking anime! The only thing I knew going in was Vague Fantasy Setting and the dwarf gets panty shots. We both really loved the first episode and are excited for more to come out.
Second was PokΓ©mon Concierge and holy fuck. This show was soooooo cute. It's hard not to just lose your shit the entire runtime because it is so precious. We adored this. It works fantastically as a tiny mini-series, so we're not upset at the length, but we do still hope that more gets made because it is just SO charming.
Then I showed her Puss in Boots: The Last Wish! I had already seen this wonderful movie thanks to my best friend, but my wife hadn't seen it yet. It was great watching it again and seeing her react to things for the first time. Plus she kept double checking Shrek lore with me, which tickled me, because she knew I'd know the answers to her questions.
Basically, it was such a simple day but everything just felt so blissful. Joyful, easy, happy. Life is good.
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adrianasunderworld Β· 2 years
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Yor! Yuu will most likely earn the nickname "lioness" and no longer "herbivore" if Leona witnesses the moment Yuu takes down a bull that was bigger than her and we know lionesses are in charge of the hunt and that's hot as fuck for that lion .
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you have ever seen that Dragon Ball clip of Vegeta saying, "We're wired that way, didn't you know? Saiyan's only like strong women." That is the men of the Sunset Savanna. I refuse to believe a culture where the women are known for being bigger and stronger then their male counterparts, both physically and in personality, doing what Yor does isn't the hottest thing ever.
Leona may enjoy being able to talk a big game about being Mr. Big strong lion protector or whatever, but when it comes down to it, someone who can kick his ass or not take his shit is the good stuff right there. If he sees Miss Yuu take down an opponent twice her size, or toss Jack around like he doesn't weigh anything, even just holding her own in the Spell drive match without a drop of magic. Has got Leona thinking, "That is wifey material right there." In this au, Yuu goes from "Herbivore" to "Lioness" real quick by the end of book 2.
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So we usually pay certain bills 2x a year, but recently switched to monthly, and in the process the company fucked up and is now demanding the entire six months up front or they cancel our contract.
I can't afford this. I could afford the monthly. I can't afford "suddenly I owe $2000" on the backs of "suddenly I owed $600" and "suddenly I owed $60k" both of those got resolved (thankfully without me spending $60k) but I'm so tired and I can't keep pulling money out of thin air like this or any literal life or death reserves I might have will be non-existent.
So if you like my content and want to see me make more of it, my Venmo is @morbidly-queerious, and Wifey's Paypal is [email protected]. Please only give if you are genuinely comfortably able. We're genuinely grateful for any amount of assistance we receive and are still trying to scrape up cash on our end.
We've got a couple good projects in the works and we're hoping to start releasing podcasts, streams, and other audio work soon, so if you've liked our work in the past, congrats! You may soon see it again. In the meantime please help us stay housed, fed, and adequately medicated because this capitalist hellscape doesn't let up.
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toomuchracket Β· 5 months
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mads how about mrs mac going into labour, maybe even when Ross is on tour
combining with I can’t stop thinking about Ross just being so soft and caring whilst wifey is in labour also hope you feel better soon darling ❀️ (and thank you! i'm not really. but it is what it is)
let's talk about keir's birth. i think it happens during a show at least somewhere in the uk, if not london itself, because there's no way ross (or any of the boys, or d word girlie coordinating things) would even chance him being in a different part of the world from you for at least a month and a half before your due date - which, by the way, is two weeks later than the date keir ended up arriving on. anyway, there's genuinely a show scheduled for that day, and you're chilling backstage at it, laughing at eilidh shoving hairclips into both her dad and matty's hair, when you start to feel a bit... odd. you go to the toilets, with d word girly (not dating matty at this point, btw) being like "hmmm you look a bit out of sorts. i'll come with you"; thank fuck she does, because pretty much as soon as the door to the girls' toilets closes behind you, your water breaks. you start to say "babe, please go and get ross", but she's one step ahead of you, bless her, like "i'll get him, i'll make sure matty's got eilidh, i'll make some calls", and then she hesitates like "are you sure you'll be ok on your own?" - you wave her off, and it's fine because ross is at your side in under a minute, checking to make sure you're alright and hugging you like "we're alright, everything's alright. just means we get to meet our boy sooner than we thought, yeah?", and you're genuinely quite calm. the same can't be said for the other room, where the tour promoter is genuinely trying to suggest that the gig tonight could still go ahead because "matty plays bass, right?" - matty literally puts his hands over eilidh's ears so she cant hear him say "i can, but also no fucking way am i missing this. this baby is basically another sibling for me. we're rescheduling the gig. end of", and then looks at girly to be like "is that going to be too much extra work for you, darling?", to which she's like "matty our friends are having a baby it's worth it" lol. it takes a while until your contractions are close enough that you can go to the hospital, but the couple of hours' wait is fairly pleasant; you're not in too much discomfort, and you're content to just sit with your husband and daughter (who is hyped about the happenings) and let everyone fuss over you. when it's almost time for keir to make his entrance, you kiss eilidh goodbye and tell her to be good for everyone while she waits for her baby brother, and she skips off with matty holding one hand and girly holding the other (hellish for them i fear) so everyone can congregate at adam's, before mark drops you and ross at the hospital. it's a quick labour, relatively straightforward, but that doesn't mean it doesn't hurt like fuck; as you push, ross half-hugs you as best he can, kissing your forehead and reassuring you like "i know it hurts, my love, but you're almost there. a few more pushes, and we'll have our baby boy. doing so well, i love you so much". when keir starts to properly make his debut in the world, you clutch your husband's hand so tightly that it's probably agonising, but he doesn't mention it at all, just keeps cooing praises and brushing your hair from your face, while the midwives keep you updated on how, um, increasingly present keir is lmao. with a final push, he's here, tiny baby cries filling the air and mixing with sniffles from mum and dad - ross weeps when he gets to cut the umbilical cord, crying even harder when he watches you do skin to skin with your son and then when he gets to meet him for the first time himself. keir's a far less fussy baby than his sister was, so it isn't long before ross is sitting holding him against his chest while you sleep, just rubbing keir's tiny little back and feeling so overwhelmed that his boy is here and healthy and hopefully happy. yeah, it's all just so so soft and sweet <3
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Synopsis: When the House Of Black attacks Jon Moxley, the reader renews her rivalry with Julia Hart and suffers serious consequences for it.
headcanon format cause I'm lazy. Im trying something different but this is related to my platonic Eddie x reader x Mox fics where the reader is a former member of the Shield. Mentions old old Shield history. Might make sense to only me...not edited and angst-y with supernatural elements
Tagged: @eddie-kingstons-wifey @crowleysqueenofhell @redpool
You didn't have any plans to go out to the ring until you saw the House of Black come out to attack Mox.
Eddie went out running toward Brody and you went directly to Julia.
But before you could do anything to her she spit black mist on your face.
The pain was instant and unbearable, it felt like your eyes were melting, not even Asuka's green mist had hurt this much.
Mox picked you up over his shoulder as you held on to your face with both hands.
"This hurts so fucking much," you cried.
Your tears were black and they stung as they fell down your face. You felt weak as he laid you down for the Doc.
"Can you guys shut her up, please? I can hear her why is she here," you said upset at hearing her voice.
"Y/N, it's just us here," Eddie said anxious.
Mox remained silent, his rage boiling inside. He stormed out of the room before you noticed.
"Dean, where are you?" You reached your hand out for him but he didn't say anything. Instead, you heard a voice in your head telling you that you were alone. "Eddie?" You asked again sounding scared.
"Hey, I'm right here kid. Mox just had to step out," Eddie said softly. It was weird hearing him speak in that tone of voice.
"Eddie, I'm going to kill her."
"We're gonna help you," he said. "Doc, do something!" He screamed at the doctor trying to clean your face with a wet towel.
Meanwhile, Dean was on the phone with someone he thought could help.
"I need a favor, the thing you did when Wyatt took her years ago. I need you to do it again," he told the person on the other line.
When the Shield was in a war with the Wyatt Family, Bray gave you dark illusions making you believe you were Abigail.
At the time, Dean went to the only person he knew about the supernatural. A person he had bonded with when he was chosen to fight him...The Undertaker.
"This can only be done in my yard, Dean. She will have to return to WWE and stay here," The Undertaker said.
"It doesn't matter, just do it. I'll take her back," Mox said, determined.
"There's one more thing though," Taker paused, knowing this would be difficult for Dean. "She won't remember her memories of being in AEW with you."
Mox remained stoic, "As long as she gets better."
He didn't tell Eddie what he was going to do. Just left with you to where Smackdown was taking place. Taker would meet you there.
"Where are we going?" You asked behind dark sunglasses. Thankfully, the windows in the truck were tinted but you still felt extremely weak.
"To meet someone who can help you," he answered.
"Why couldn't Eddie come with? Even his annoying chatter would be nice right now," you sighed. "You better not tell him I said that."
"He won't be able handle it." Mox said.
"Fuck, it's gonna hurt ain't it? You're right the old man wouldn't be able to handle it," you laughed.
Mox gripped the steering wheel the rest of the way, his knuckles turning white.
When you arrived, you were asleep. Mox carried you out and gave you to the Undertaker.
"You're doing the right thing, Dean."
Mox shook his head and got in his car driving off.
When Eddie asked him where you were Mox refused to tell his friend what he was forced to do to save you. But Eddie didn't let it go, he wanted to know and it ended up with them getting in a fist fight.
"Tell me what you did. Mox! Fucking look at me and tell me!" He screamed, holding on to the front of his hoodie.
"She's not coming back Eddie. That girl you knew, she's gone. I took her back to that place. I'm sorry," Mox looked at into Eddie's hurt eyes until he let go and turned around.
After, they focused all their pain on torturing the House of Black.
Eddie sniffed and wiped his eyes, "They have to pay for this."
"They will," Mox got Eddie's head in his hands and reassured him.
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