#we're all gay
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I think it's important to put out there that I am not the only crew member who worked on B&B that ships them I'm just the one that's the most public about it SDHFJKHKD
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#Summer 2023 is gonna rock!#Like omg I am so hyped#Also this is my fyp#so yeh#barbie is gay#Luigi is gay#We're all gay#barbie movie 2023#super mario movie#mario movie#barbie 2023
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"wuz good bbg ;)" x "babe it's 3am shut the fuck up" couple goals
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I love trying to get my friends to watch eurovision because I'm here sending them a million videos of my favourite performances to them with captions saying "I LOVE PUSSY" and "he's more aggressive than me"
#i dont think they watch anything i send them#i will make them one day tho#i dont get how they dont watch eurovision#we're all gay#and its like a gay holiday#eurovision
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my sister: yeah i mean, i think you would look good in a leather daddy look
my bestie: thanks, im thinking of doing something like that for pride next year
me: oh cool. yk that reminds me of that One Episode in star trek, the bdsm one that is
sis: the what
bestie: ...im suddenly interested in watching star trek 👀👀
me: yeah Kirk was in a strappy leather daddy get up getting whipped as punishment
sis: was Spock the one whipping him?
me: unfortunately not
bestie: ...do you have pictures or?
me: Obviously
#i love these idiots#this is a word for word rendition. we just talk like this#for reference my bestie had shown up less then 5 minutes ago#i was doing dishes during this conversation#i feel like those details add to this#no yeah but that Does happen it's a bit wild#i love tos#they just did whatever they wanted huh?#star trek tos#star trek#james t kirk#spirk#spock#tos#we're all gay#bd/sm kink#does that even apply here?
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you guys should join my discord server, its very cool and fun and is very much a fandom and hyperfixation hell
https://discord.gg/FTS6YJrx
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Just remembered I had Tumblr, have a snickle everyone, you've earned it. <3
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I'm not female, I'm non binary, so to the guys hitting on me, you're gay, to the females who want to hit on me but haven't even though they honestly should, you are also gay but I like you more because you admit that, and to other non binary people attracted to me, you're gay as well and also extremely appreciated and you should probably hit on me more often as well!
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people shouldn't be shocked that will is gay, he's an art kid
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First post on this account. If you ever manage to find this? Welcome. I'm gay. You're probably gay. We have a lot in common.
Oh also my brain does a lot of idiocy so- enjoy-
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I love you he/him lesbians
I love you she/her gays
I love you "weird kids" with split dyed black and pink hair and they/it/bun in their bio
I love you boys in skirts and dresses and corsets who are still cis
I love you trans girls who love their masculine features and don't change how masculine or feminine they present
I love you trans boys who still love being feminine and hope you land the best suckerpunch on anyone who says "but isn't that just being a girl"
I love you gays who kiss their boyfriends and girlfriends and partners and joyfriends and all kinds of significant others in the hallways to flaunt that they're not straight
I love you people who wear flags and rainbows to shove your gayness or transness in people's faces
I love you straight guys who love makeup but can't wear it around your friends
I love you people who coin obscure genders and use only neo/xenopronouns(seriously y'all are so cool and I wish i could design flags half as cool as yours)
I love you all aromantic/asexual people
I love you all the people that the lgbtq+ community chooses to outcast to appease the world which would destroy us all
I hate you lgbtq+ community members who choose to attack those who are on your team in an effort to seem "normal"
#lgbtq#lesbian#gay#bisexual#trans#queer#nonbinary#mogai#aroace#aromantic#asexual#i love you all so much youre all amazing#sorry i saw a post with a lot of people saying “im gay/bi/trans and i dont like people flaunting their sexuality” and grrrrrrrr#its like bro we're on your team dumbass
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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oh my god i forgot to post my absolute favorite strip from gay comix (issue #2, 1981)
#this collection is full of so many hilarious vignettes#between the fictional and biographical they range from hilarious to saddening but theyre all candid looks at#lgbt life in the 60s 70s and 80s#id recommend it if you're interested in older underground work#edit: for ppl who notice the opening blurb i will say this:#1. Many artists in the underground comix scene (yes the lgbt ones too) delighted in being overly provocative for the sake of it#hence the cringeworthy 'political unity is not the goal' line#2. i worried abt this too when i started going thru the issues but there are quite a few strips and comics focusing on the trans experience#that said. there are unfortunately not a lot of transgender artists involved in this collection#3. given the preceding two points i think its fair to say that a good chunk of the strips in gay comix just. Suck#but like they actually said it's important that we're capable of recognizing that a full 40 years down the line#so we can actually learn something from the life experiences the mistakes and even the lack of perspective tht sm of these artists displayed#nocturnal writings
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Reg: excuse you, I'm very normal.
Sirius: when did that happen?
Reg: you know what, fuck you.
Sirius: see reggie, it's not normal to be so aggres-
Reg starts cursing him in multiple ancient langauges
James: *heart eyes*
#idk what this is#but here you go#its the last piece of food in the bins#and we're raccoons scrambling for it#its not all thats good but its edible#anywayssss#marauders#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#dead gay wizards#james x regulus#sirius black#remus lupin#starchaser#wolfstar#sirius orion black#regulus arcturus black#regulus kinnie#regulus being regulus#the black brothers#sirius and regulus#marauders incorrect quotes#also my mum said this to me thats where this came from
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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Everytime Dan or Phil says something that would imply they were ever more than friends I feel like I'm intruding. Like I need to stop listening I'm committing a crime
#i have so many years of 'don't make them uncomfortable with crazy shipper stuff' engraved in my brain#also all the year's of 'we're not gay' 'we're not together' it's still like whiplash to hear some of the things they say sometimes#so hearing dan say we haven't fucked on youtube was.#thank you daniel for tht insight ough#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#amazingphil#phil lester
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