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katasstrophy · 1 year

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This and shidou and date night need i say more?

—𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄'𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐓'𝐒

cw. SMUT. MDNI! fem! reader. exнιвιтισиιѕм (the tiddies are out). fιngєяιng. pet names (babydoll + baby). one (1) cheeky ass slap. implied nιρρℓe play. implied violence. window fυ¢кιng. it's shidou — he's horrible and fucked in the head! // this man does truly nasty delulu things to my brain chemistry.

oh my GOD you better hope and pray that shidou doesn’t find out how easily he could just have that sexy little dress off your figure in a matter of seconds with a clever twist of his fingers because he will use it to his advantage. shamelessly. in public. he does not care.

he distracts you thoroughly by pawing at the meat of your thighs with his greedy fingers where the silver chains dangle, only to untie the flimsy black straps resting at the back of your neck when you least except it, exposing your bare chest to the cool air outside and everyone else watching in your proximity, but most importantly, exposing you to him. he doesn’t get to leer at your gorgeous pair of tits for long, however, as you scramble to quickly cover some of your modesty with your hands, a horrified gasp falling from your lips as the front of your dress continues to uselessly pool around your waist.

and shidou, like the absolute scummy bastard he is, has the audacity to whine in protest, mind far away from thinking of how to help you cover up and more leaning towards prying your fingers away from your breasts so he can see your pretty, peddled nipples again, maybe lean down and even suck on them a lil’, he’s generous like that.

“ryusei, what the actual fuck? we’re in public, you fucking cockroach!” you snarl, your eyes blazing like the gates of hell. the sight makes shidou’s cock stir in his pants. how he adores it when you get mouthy with him.

“aw, c’mon, babydoll. i haven’t seen your tits since this mornin’, you can’t fault me for wanting another looksie. i even stood before ya so the others wouldn’t see. aren’t i a gentleman?”

his grin is sharp and feral like the slash of a scythe as shidou licks his lips, like the air tastes sugary just from soaking in your embarrassment and heated cheeks. he means every word he says.

you resist the urge to tell him you want to castrate him for sport. knowing him, it’d just make him hornier.

“you’re seriously fucked in the head,” you spit at him instead, squaring your shoulders and spinning around to locate the bathroom and fix yourself up with as much dignity as you can muster in your vulnerable state.

“babydollll,” he giggles after you, all lulls and foreboding. “don’t be like that! ya should’a double knotted.”

to stick it to him, you make sure to quadruple knot the straps of your dress lest he gets any more brilliant ideas of undressing you for everyone to fucking see — a decision shidou makes you regret a couple hours later when he drags you back to his sky-rise penthouse, shoving you up against his floor to ceiling, crystal clear windows, rucking your dress up to sink his thick, unforgiving fingers into your tight heat until your knees buckle from the onslaught of pleasure.

“ryu-seiii,” you hiccup, completely out of it but hungry for more of his punishing touch. “please, uh, i need more, touch me more.”

shidou has the tells of your body mapped out and committed to memory, knows that by now your cute, puffy nipples that you denied him from looking at and feeling up earlier to his twisted heart’s content must be sore and aching for his attention, so he coos at you, void of any sympathy, reminding you this could have all been avoided if you would have just showed your breasts to him earlier like the good little angel you usually were for him.

it’s not like he would’ve let anyone escape without two bulging black eyes if they dared to stare at what was his.

“you know i’d love to play with your tits, babydoll. but i just can’t reach ‘em ‘cause of y’re naughty—” shidou brings his palm down on your exposed asscheeks, your yelp at the sting of his slap drowned out by the lewd squelching of your arousal as he pumps three fingers in and out of you like he hates you. “—little dress of yours. shouldn’t’ve made so many knots, hm? if you untie your handy-work i might reconsider thoouugghh.”

your trembling fingers scramble to the back of your neck again, almost clawing at the neat, sturdy knots you made only hours before out of retaliation, desperate for your sadistic boyfriend to pinch and and abuse your nipples just the way you like it until the flesh is raw and tender.

but when the dress finally slips off you yet again, shidou only pushes you more harshly against the glass, squishing the fat of your breasts into the cold, hard planes, chuckling cruelly as you thrash helplessly in his iron hold while he shimmies out of his pants.

“no, ryu, please, you promised. you promised to play with me mmmf—”

as much as he adores you being mouthy, as shidou shoves his fingers coated with your slick into your mouth until he hears you gag, he thinks it’s time you learned a lesson.

“sshhh, baby. you’ve already been bad today, so be good f’me now, yeah? time to put on a real show.”

then he’s bottoming out in your sloppy cunt in one brutal thrust, fucking you within an inch if your life as you writhe and sob on his suffocating fingers until your mixed juices trickle down your legs and soak into the expensive carpet, putting on a show to any lucky by-walker who happens to peer up at your debauched lovemaking.

because shidou does love you. so much. just like the cockroach you called him — ugly, incessant, and indestructible.

#—ping! new message from (oh-miniso)#yeah i am NOT OKAY over this 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫#blue lock smut #shidou ryusei smut #shidou x reader #bllk smut #blue lock x reader #shidou smut #shidou ryusei x reader #—riv.fic!#—bllk.thirsts!

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vivaladicamillo · 11 months

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I GOTCHU WITH THE WRITER'S BLOCK... okay, so an imagine (or whatever you prefer) of the reader doing dumb shit with bam and ry as teenagers

DOING DUMB SHIT WITH TEEN!RYAN DUNN AND BAM MARGERA!

ABSOLUTELY ADORE THIS IDEA!!!! thank u so much for requesting this bro ive had writers block for so long but now ppl are sending in requests im forcing myself to write soooo, yea!!! enjoy!!!

WARNINGS: dumb decisions, some teen drinking, teens just doing stupid shit in general

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ok so u, bam and ryan were CRAZY in highschool

the three of u used to get into trouble every day

theres been multiple incidents for u guys having to run from the police

lets set the scene

you bam and ryan got a little too drunk at a house party once

not ur guys fault the punch was spiked 🤷

the three of u decide to leave the party early, leaving raab, rake and dico to there own accord

then u get a genius idea

ur neighbor has a trampoline AND a pool

u bring up a plan to the guys

“dudes, my neighbor has a trampoline and a pool, u guys wanna sneak in?”

ofc they both agreed

u made it seem like u and this neighbor were decently close

but u literally talked to them once

so the three of u end up jumping ur fence and going into ur neighbors backyard

for hours the three of u went wild

u guys striped down to ur undies (hahah undies) and jumped in the pool, splashing and just fucking with eachother

bams doing backflips from the trampoline into the pool

you and ryan are giggling and jumping into the pool

everything went so fast the next thing u knew u were running from the cops in ur underwear and sneakers running from the cops

u guys hid out in a bush, getting all scratched up and u had to call jess to come pick yall up

it was worth it in the end tho

that happened multiple times but with different reasons why the cops ur chasing u

and when it came to filming stunts and bits

yall 3 always did stupid shit together

ryan, was more of a worrier when it came to u and bam doing stunts

bam, was the encouragement when it came to u and ryan doing stuff (more like enabler)

and you just did anything, stunts, bits, rlly anything that u could do without being sent to the hospital

in school, u and ryan were in a lot of classes together

bam was in some too

then the 3 of u guys were together please pray for that teacher

they are both trying to make u laugh, trying to talk to u, copying off ur papers, literally anything but actually doing the work

u basically live at apes house

u either crash on the couch, bams floor, or one of the guest rooms

u guys are literally just so close its crazy

people either think u and bam are dating, u and ryan are dating or bam and ryan are dating

watching bam skate at the skate park, maybe even filming some shit for him

listening to ryan talk about his haggard ass cars for hours

and them hearing and seeing all ur little hobbies

u like drawing? ryan and bam def show off ur art and have some hanging on their walls

sewing/crochet ? u made them beanies for christmas one year with the cky logo on it and they we’re OBSESSED

yall are just the three musketeers and dont let anyone tell u anything different

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hope yall enjoyed! this idea is so cute and makes me so delulu AUGHWHWLMELE

#i love them sm #bam and ryan were such a cool duo frfr #honestly i could take them #not in a fight #jackass #cky crew #cky x reader #ryan dunn x reader #ryan dunn #bam margera x reader #bam margera #cky4 #cky2k #cky3 #cky clip

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hollyhomburg · 9 months

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I’m staring to think that the slutty way Jk has been acting lately is your fault. You manifested it Li. You sent sluty jk writing into the universe and the universe (being an army) said ‘omg that’s my favourite fic of jk, I need that to be real rn’ and made sluty jk real.

Either that or the more distressing thought that jk has started reading fanfic, saw how horny we get over him, remembered that we’re delulu for him and went “challenge accepted army, we are now in a relationship and I wanna see how far I can push y’all horny-ness before you break”

If my tictok fyp constantly feeds me that audio of him going “I’m not done, you understand?” Sounding all husky and sexy then im just going to call it ✨manifesting✨ slutty down for some filthy shit jk is my favorite fic version of jk~

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zorosdimples · 8 months

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kae, i need to know more about zoro. specifically YOU and zoro. what are your biggest pet peeves with each other?? how do you guys deal with them when they come up?

dahlia! zoro and i have no problems ever at all because we’re perfect. i kid i kid! no man is perfect—real or fictional, unfortunately. ahhh this is hard! i’m always thinking about emotions and feelings and less about logistics. i usually have my head in the clouds <3 anyway this is what i can think of right now:

at the beginning of our relationship, i think our biggest pet peeves arise from our differences in upbringing! i’m a clean, neat, and tidy person, and while i don’t think zoro is filthy, he has lived his entire life either wandering alone or in communal environments. i get irritated when he forgets to close the toilet seat, leaves water splashed all around the sink, leaves the towel crumpled up instead of neatly folded, etc. on the flip side, he’s irritated that i care about such trivial things! he’s never had to “keep house” before, so this is new territory for him. and i’m definitely more particular than the average person, so it takes both him trying harder to pick up after himself, and me not freaking out when things get messy.

further into our relationship, i think most of our clashes happen because we’re both ridiculously stubborn. i’m a fairly picky eater, which can grate on his nerves because he’s like, “just eat the damn food!” i have to explain that it’s not quite that simple! and if i’m not feeling inclined to eat something, i certainly won’t try it if he talks to me like that (i can be petty sometimes). he’s also definitely the type to put things up on high shelves and put lids on jars too tight—not on purpose, but because he’s freakishly strong and tall and he doesn’t always think of lil ol’ me! i’ll complain about it and he’ll just say, “it’s not my fault you’re short” and “that wasn’t hard to open.” his comments are in jest, but it still gets on my nerves :-/

like any couple, we solve our tiffs through communication. i think communication is another issue at the beginning of our relationship, but that’s less of a pet peeve and more of a…big thing!!! but it takes both of us to look at whatever our issue is objectively—he and i good at thinking analytically—and coming to a compromise.

if i got off track i’m sorry! i can elaborate more, i just had a hard time thinking of pet peeves 😭 my brain is always in la la delulu land with him <3

#zoro <3 #༄ kae’s mailbox #dahlia if u don’t see this i’ll cry

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btsqualityy · 7 months

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This is late but why did Namjoon have to start his verse in Smoke Sprite with “honey what you doin in my bed”?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭 it’s his fault we’re all delulu

Lol literally, his lyrics start a lot of delulu shit 😭🤣

#btsqualityy asks

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imabillyami · 9 months

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Thoughts on Smackdown?

Oh lovely anon, you’re back!

I’m always so baffled when I get one of these, cause I see these being sent (I assume by you) to all my favorite blogs and I go 🥺🥺🥺 that you would even think of me. Thank you so much! It’s always welcome and appreciated 💜

Now let’s get into it, shall we?

Any Smackdown that starts off with "Main Event Jey Uso" (that intro gave me goosebumps - the good kind) already has me smiling - what can I say, I’m that predictable lol.

Roman immediately interrupting him after his lil intro, before he can get another word in? That man is such a petty diva 😭🥰

Paul not carrying the extra titles, but the Ula Fala instead had me go 👀 (does it mean those titles are gone for good? I kinda hope not, cause I’ll be honest, I’d miss Paul decked out in those). The way he held on to that thing the entire night cracked me up so much. Paul in general was genius as always, his mannerisms are gold gold gold. God I can’t praise that man enough, seriously. (I sincerely hope Jey kicks his ass again at Summerslam, mostly cause it’s so entertaining to watch him squirm and beg for his life lmao)

Roman was a gaslighting handbook once again this week 😭😭😭 "Lil Jey" "you only like the Usos because of me" "because I made you that" just STOOOOP. Man, he made me wanna cry. And don’t get me started on Jey’s microexpressions during all that. That man could teach a masterclass at that point, same as Roman. These two are in a whole different stratosphere compared to anyone else.

And when Jey fired back GOOD LORD. That man would rip himself apart for his family. He LOVES with such an intensity, it’s so beautiful and heartbreaking to watch 🥺 "I believed in you, Uce." "But you broke this family." "And it is all your fault." Yes Jey! Preach it! (Honestly I’m so glad that Jey is done taking all the blame & Roman’s abuse.)

He struggled so hard during hat last part when Roman was trying to turn it all back on him and place the blame on him and make him doubt (and god Paul’s lil "Rightfully so, rightfully so" when Roman talked about Solo loving and respecting him more? That shit was so cruel. All of it was, really. We’re getting glimpses of psychopath 2020 Roman and I’m all here for it.)

Roman keeps pointing out and spewing out stuff about Jey costing Jimmy all these things and I’m so scared that this is gonna end up in Jimmy turning against Jey. I know Jon and Josh want the feud more than anything, but I’m like… please don’t? Just… keep that to yourselves until Roman is no longer there to get involved maybe? Alternatively (and we’re going deep into delulu land here) have Jey win at Summerslam, become the new champ and the new chief and then have Jimmy return to "congratulate" him resulting in a turn and a challenge for that position. Gimme a trilogy of that pls and thx. But then what to do with Roman and Solo? A double turn? Like… Jimmy turning on new chief Jey and Solo costing Roman and igniting a feud between them? That could be interesting. (I don’t think that’s gonna happen though. Like I said delulu land, just like any and all hopes that Sami will come out to have Jey’s back at some point.)

The "you’re all alone" part ticked me off. NO HE’S NOT YOU COWARDS, BUT MUCH LIKE ROMAN TALKED ABOUT WIPING JEY OUT OF THE FAMILY & LEGACY, WWE CHOSE TO COMPLETELY WIPE OUT ANY AND ALL MEMORIES OR MENTIONS OF SAMI AND I’M SO PISSED OFF YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

Jey’s pity neck grab (that Roman performed on him so many times before?), that "I already beat you" with that smile? The "I’m gonna beat you again" while looking Roman right in the eye, something he’s been so afraid of for so long? His lil goofy walk out of the ring? SIR you are a menace and I love you! God this version of Jey is just chef’s kiss

Oh god, this is already so long AGAIN and we’re only past the first segment. I apologize for that 😭

That Waller and Jey backstage segment? I cracked up so hard. From Jey’s fake laugh, to that right hand, to his irritated expression. He was having none of that shit. Your honor, I love him. (and I honestly enjoy watching people beat up Waller, so there’s that)

Rey vs. Santos was a great entertaining match (I could’ve gone without seeing Theory’s stupid face, but then maybe the „with all his friends“ line was worth it. It wasn’t the most original, but I’ll take it. My hatred for this guy is… well…), it’s too bad Rey got hurt (which apparently is legitimate, so I’m wishing him a speedy recovery 🙏) and they had to stop the match.

I love Sonya and Chelsea as a tag team so much, they are so damn entertaining 😂 Face Charlotte still isn’t for me (I like her way better as a heel). I’m also awaiting a Bianca heel turn. Pls, I need it! The match was solid in itself, but I don’t get why they have a team of two randomly put together superstars win against their new tag champs? It just takes any and all credibility and momentum away from them? I hate when WWE does that shit. Like… with people who have tagged together a lot before or have been a tag team at some point, I’d get it, y’know? But that’s not the case here, so I’m more frustrated than anything.

I keep forgetting Hit Row is still even in WWE? Oops 😅 Like, no disrespect or anything, but I wish they’d give LA Knight a win in a longer match over someone who’s a legitimate big name in WWE. Just strap that rocket to him and shoot him to the moon already, instead of constantly putting the brakes on him!

The Lashley and Street Profits stuff is so 👀👀👀 That’s a new faction I need pls! I’m very much awaiting the result of what’s currently going on. Anything to get the Profits back on my screen in a bigger role!

I love what they’re teasing with Shotzi and Bayley and Iyo and Asuka. It’s probably the most interesting thing they have going on in the women’s division rn (and not to be a negative nancy, but that tells you a lot about the current state of the women’s division, when the big match that’s happening at the next PLE isn’t even close to being as interesting as anything they’re still teasing in backstage segments). Praying that someone grows a brain and starts making some better booking decisions for their women’s champs and everyone else in that division 🤡

Also - another Battle Royal at a PLE? Those never really get the winner anything and are easily forgotten about, so I’m not a fan. It’s a great thing to have more superstars involved in the PLE, sure, but what’s the payoff here?

I did not care about Anderson vs. Kross one bit, sorry not sorry. And I won’t care about Styles vs. Kross either. The whole gimmick of Kross isn’t working for me to the point where I’m absolutely bored.

Main Event:

They really spoiled us with the amount of screen time Jey/ Roman/ Bloodline got today once again 🥰

We need to take a minute to appreciate the wonder that is crop top Jey Uso, his beautiful tummy and the peek of that BACK TATTOO. THAT BACK TATTOO EXCUSE ME SIR 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😭😭😭

(On another note I don’t get why Waller gets all these main event matches against the big names. Good for him, I guess. Won’t make me more of a fan though. But who knows, maybe he’ll win me over at some point.)

I did mention Roman was a petty diva earlier, right? Well, he was extra petty tonight 💀 Coming down to ringside mid-match to get in Jey’s head? Getting a chair and observing the whole thing like a final boss? My god he’s such a diva 😂

That smile he shot Roman mid-match when he was hanging in the ropes. Don’t matter if that was Jey @ Roman or Josh @ Joe, I cackled to hard 😂 Such a lovely little detail!

That stare down between them 🥵 and the fucking mind games (Jey using the spear, taunting Roman? All while Roman goes back and forth between that arrogant smirk and looking absolutely ticked off?). I’m on the floor. *Sings* They're gonna kill each other come Summerslam.

And then I guess we all saw that after match beat down coming from a million miles away, huh? Roman still in that chair just nodding at Solo like the final boss, only interfering once he sees things are getting out of control, only to be hit by a spear from Jey? God that was delicious! Of course it wasn’t gonna last if it’s 2-on-1 (another missed chance to have SOMEONE *cough* help Jey out), but that little moment? So satisfying. Roman tasting some of his own medicine & getting embarrassed, I love that. Of course he had to destroy Jey after that. And god I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM SO MUCH, but I’m also freaking pissed off at my killer baby, but that just means Roman and Solo are doing their jobs exceptionally well. I’m beyond frustrated and I NEED Jey to win even though I rationally know it’s not happening. They are doing such a stellar job at getting us emotionally invested that I feel sick to my stomach even thinking about what’ll happen if Jey loses.

Overall it was an okay episode for me. The Bloodline stuff was perfect as ever (except for the lack of Sami, but that’s my weekly complaint), the rest of the episode was a bit of a mess booking wise with a few good moments sprinkled in here and there. I’m honestly dreading the day this whole Bloodline business comes to an end (Roman, Paul, Jey &co. aren’t around in that capacity anymore) cause the quality of the product is gonna take a nose dive for sure.

As always, thanks so much for asking/ being interested in my opinions, anon!

Hugs hugs hugs to you ❤️

#lovely anon #anon #m answers #replies

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somelamefandomreference · 7 months

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the procrastination…..the brain rot from the procrastination once you actually have to do something…the delulu math you do in your head of okay that’s when this is due but I really needs to be done by this time but i might be able to wait until this time to start it…..god we’re only starting week 4

like 1000% my fault for putting myself in this situation again rather than just idk maybe doing my work for once but ugh I am not built for life literally how do I survive

#harper complains about college #shut up harper

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wubblehrts · 7 months

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“You all just can’t appreciate an actual healthy relationship and go to fake dating shows for comfort” Yall they broke up, you don’t know them you don’t know how it ended nor how the actual relationship was because THEY DIDNT SHOW YOU! like i get we’re all delusional here like that’s the point but it’s just crazy to me how you can bash nikibur enjoyers so much for liking a “fake relationship” when your own little ship isn’t even together anymore and it’s speculated that wilbur is dating a new girl so if that’s true it Wasn’t the tours fault that’s for sure 😭 idk like let’s all just be crazy together, get over yourself

k but the main point here is that one of these relationships was real and honest and lasted around 2 years and the other was basically a publicity stunt started by FUCKING AUSTIN SHOW

bitch u are a different kind of delulu is u even thing that Nikibur was anything more than fwb IF THAT

I'm so over talking about this fuckass stupid ship I HATE NIKIBUR AND I BARELY LIKE NIKI GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ASKS

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pieroulette · 10 months

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and u are making me more delulu for fuma<3

okay now for the backstory~~ i think either yuma or jo would be aware of how much the hyung line is trying to protect their image. the problem is why would they do that?? especially them? their friends aren’t even guilty… but they don’t know we’re probably crying and screaming while being locked in a room cause we didn’t felt like eating today so we got punished<3

i’m also thinking they would show us off!! they would be so happy, they finally caught us!! and when the school end, u and the rest go to the castle!!

if u think i'm done. u are wrong.

-boo anon

WE GOT PUNISHED- PLEASE THE WORD 'PUNISHED' ITSELF HAD ME GIGGLING LIKE INSANE. boo I think i have a specific interest in that part 💀💀 and aight we don't feel like eating aw- i think we could overturn the punishment instead by saying "i don't feel like eating, lemme eat you instead 🥺👉👈" *BLARES HORNS* i smell smth, is there smth burning in the kitchen?? BUT RIGHT THEY CAUGHT US, AND VACAY TO THE CASTLE LESGOOOOO!! *walks like a smurf beside burj khalifa called kei-

EDIT: I LOVE THE FACT THAT THEY R SHOWING US OFF. THATS SUCH A FREAKIN BOOST OF GF PRIVILEGE NO IM SO DELULU HELP YOUR FAULT !!

#boo anon🐻

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koqabear · 10 months

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ahem.....i loved pretty privilege SO!! MYCH!!! 🗣️⁉️👹

i esp love the tropes used,,,,, fr cannot get enough of jealous possesive tyun 😵‍💫 and....idk if this is an unpopular opinion or hot take,, although i do love when people write an mc to be someone who is flawed, especially since i'm someone with alot, like a shit ton of emotional baggage myself... but sometimes i do enjoy dabbling in putting mc on a pedestal,,,,almost unrealistically.

ik some people hate it and i 1000% get why they do, it's not realistic and can get really annoying esp as a reader if mc is sooo perfect at everything. no room for relatability, conflict, plot... but a small part of me loves it- when its implemented correctly, and in reasonable amounts ! i mean yeaaaaa it does take me up to the next level of delulu,,, but sometimes it def just adds on to the fictional self indulgent part of fanficiton 🫠

IDK IM SORRY IM SO SO SO BAD AT PUTTING STUFF INTO WORDS ISK HOW TO EXPLAIN PROPERLY DISHDK just know i really really enjoyed reading it but also appreciate how well written it is! i love the little side banter / cameo appearances from jay n yeonjun hehe <333

THANK YOU RAHHHHH

and no. UR SO RIGHT LIKE. I looove when mcs are complex and have their faults and actually add tension and establish good dynamics with other characters— like, it just makes them more realistic and relatable !

HOWEVER. sometimes I just wanna log into this silly little app and read some stupid and lighthearted shit! Like of course it’s unrealistic to have an mc that has everyone in the beach drooling over her, but we’re just here to have fun! No thoughts, just a reason to make Taehyun jealous!

I totally understand why a person wouldn’t like an mc like that (as in, it’s done with a wholehearted belief that making the mc perfect is reasonable and realistic) but if anyone were to take pretty privilege seriously…. I’d be a little concerned. like my page is just here to indulge in the wildest fantasies known to man!! If you’re not here to have fun, get out! It’s good to be delusional sometimes, trust !

#we’re just here to have fun #Making everything hysterically unrealistic only adds to that #like yessss make me feel like this bitch is untouchable for a good 9k words!#good for her!#rambles #koqabear asks #fic: pretty privilege

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xjoonchildx · 3 years

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Hi Ana! I know you said you were having stressful times, I hope that’s better. Sending you lots of positive thoughts! I’m dealing with a lot of stress too. I like to escape to my little delulu BTS land and I figured maybe you’d wanna join me there? Or just listen to my nonsense and maybe get a break from your stress. Maybe even a little laugh? So here’s where I’m at right now…

I was spiraling after Jimin’s birthday live with vivid Jungkook thoughts. Obviously this isn’t my fault since, I mean it’s Jeon Jungkook and he dare show up looking extremely boyfriend. The look and just JK in general stuck with me, but also had me spinning. Because all I could see in my head was that beautiful tattooed hand landing on a booty cheek and pulling that person into him for a sweet kiss. Now maybe I’m in a fic drought and that’s why my mind is falling down this rabbit hole idk, but I honestly started wondering about how the members would reveal their significant others? Now I know, these men more than deserve their privacy. And I hope like crazy that they’re getting it and thriving. Again we’re deep in delulu land over here just to escape stress so I’m not talking seriously seriously, you know? I’m talking hypotheticals.

Would someone be super open? Would someone be sick of hiding their love and just randomly share? Maybe someone wants to share but the label doesn’t want them too. Maybe they do it anyways? Idk, idk.

Would you wanna maybe make a list? Maybe just a random fun headcanon type of thing? Or am I wrong for thinking about this stuff? Anyways I hope you’re doing well.

oh, boy anon. i am sure you were not expecting the dissertation i'm about to give on this topic so let me just say sorry in advance.

so i'm answering this ask on the heels of tae having to come onto weverse to take shots at the dating rumors surrounding him. i'm in my feelings on mr. kim's behalf in this situation 🤣

i sincerely hope that each of the members is already in a relationship that brings them some comfort/relaxation/happiness. i could not imagine living under the kind of microscope they do, having to be as careful as they do, not being able to just leave my house and go to CVS to buy chocolate and tampons or whatever the hell i want without having a serious concern about being watched and/or my safety.

that's a lot of freakin' pressure, y'all.

it's hard as hell to live at that level of paranoia for an extended period of time. and as BTS has gotten more and more famous, the list of places where they can go without being recognized/photographed/potentially mobbed has started to shrink.

i can't imagine how isolating that can be.

i think yoongi has been the most open about his struggles with this particular part of fame. i remember him saying what's ordinary to us is what's special to him and what's ordinary to him is what's special to us. that's a lot to process for any individual and i think all the members have been able to handle this pressure with a hell of a lot more grace than i would be able to.

SO. all of that to say:

i hope they keep the private details of their relationships as private as possible for as long as possible. that is something that should only belong to them. whoever that person is in their lives should be someone they enjoy only to themselves -- far and away from the spotlight, the pressure, and YES, the delulus.

because of the very intense speculation/interest in their personal lives, i could not imagine any one of them voluntarily outing their relationships. unless they're exposed by tabloids or other means, we probably won't hear about the people into their lives until they're celebrating wedding anniversaries.

and i think that's the way that it should be 💞

ALSO!

thank you for the well wishes my friend. i'm doing okay. prepping this kanalia update for sunday and i hope you guys like it!

#anagrams 💕

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kalliyen · 3 years

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Uhm, yes or yes..yes

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Kim Sunoo x Gender Neutral!Reader

Genre: Fluff, FanFiction and Fluff

Word Count: Idk 🤷‍♀️

Disclaimer: This is in no way to condone dating Sunoo. Please do not become a delulu because of fics. This is purely a work of fiction

It was supposed to be a cute amusement park date, not getting stuck on the Ferris Wheel 🎡 for 30 whole minutes..

“I am so sorry Y/N!” “Bubba, I told you it’s fine, it isn’t your fault the Ferris Wheel stopped suddenly.” “But..yes it is! I had a whole plan for us today…where supposed to be playing at one of the booths right now but nOoOO we’re stuck here on top of a Ferris Wheel!” Sunoo said, fists forming a ball and forehead slightly scrunching up from frustration

You kissed the boy’s cheek and he quickly reddened. “On the bright side, the view from up here is absolutely breathtaking” You said, looking out the window of the spinning amusement park attraction that wasn’t spinning at the moment. “Yeah…breathtaking..” Sunoo said looking at you with a lovesick smile plastered on his face

“Sun, why are you looking at me like that?..” You said, finally breaking the silence for a few minutes “Huh?” He asks, a perplexed look on his face “Your looking at me like I’m the only person in existence right now…” “That’s because you are Moonlight”

‘Moonlight’..that nickname Sunoo gave you made you feel so many emotions

“Let’s just enjoy the view while we’re up here..” “Agreed”

#enhypen #enhypen fluff #enhypen crack #enhypen scenarios #kpop #kim sunoo #enhypen imagines #sunoo #sunoo imagines #kim sunoo x reader #kim sunoo x you #sunoo x reader #kim sunoo imagines #enhypen drabbles #enhypen headcanons #enhypen fic #lol it’s my first one member fic

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anunvalidcritic · 3 years

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The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: S1 - EP5

(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DON’T CARE FOR IT.)

I want to apologize for posting this so late. I got the times confused! Any whoo there better be a fuckin’ tag team in this episode after what happened in the last episode....

TRUTH

smfh he fuckin’ raged on that guy. Like his

Get that fuckin’ shield back now!!

Bro the blood on that shield is a fuckin’ sight to see.

BUCKY and SAM better tag team that motherfucker!!!!

come on BUCKY you fucked IRON MAN during a tag team get his ass!!!!!

aww shit now BUCKY is Stitch with a glitch

bruh they just need to

“I am CAPTAIN AMERICA.” - JOHN W.

BRO HIS ARM!!!!!! (oh well...)

HIS BACK IS OUTTA COMMISSION! GO TF TO SLEEP!!!!!

great shot of BUCKY holding the shield..

No one can honestly blame SAM for turning the shield in. He didn’t know they were going to do that to it.

“Sometimes there’s nothing to do until there’s something to do.” - JOAQUIN

this is not the time to save your ass JOHN

“I only ever did what you asked of me, what you told me to be and trained me to do, and I did it. And I did it well. [] You built me. Senator, I am Captain America.” - JOHN W.

The beginning was him telling the truth, but that last part was him being delulu

JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS!?!?!?!?! With purpler hair!?!?!?

now you know damn well that there’s information on that business card.

ofc, he went to the memorial sight.

BUCKY got the glock ready

“I took the liberty of crossing of crossing out my name in your book. I hold no grudges for what you thought you had to do.” - ZEMO

ZEMO has better morals than fuckin’ JOHN W.

I mean kinda sticks out in Wakanda AYO...

“Them stars and stripes don’t mean nothing good to me.” - ISAIAH

Shiiii.... I’d be bitter too tf

motherfuckers locked him up

smh ofc they told them it was a fuckin’ Tetanus shot

30 years... that’s a long fuckin’ time...

Shout out the fuckin’ nurse, bro!

“You think things are different? You think times are different? You think I wouldn’t be dead in a day if you brought me out? You wanna believe that jail is my fault because you’ve got that white man’s shield.” - ISAIAH

He has a point SAM you’re being a little to optimistic about this one.

“They will never let a black man be CAPTAIN AMERICA.” - ISAIAH

yeah go home SAM because that’s all you can do at the moment

SARAH + eyes + BUCKY = love at first sight

“Hi, I’m BUCKY.” - BUCKY lmao

“They don’t care that you wear small T-shirts, have six toes, or that your mom is your aunt.” - SAM

“But don’t flirt with my sister. Because if you do, I’ll have CARLOS cut you up and feed you to the fishes.” - SAM

ROFL said “okay” real quick

That man did not fuckin’ do that. We all know it was KARLI.

if I could rip that shit off the wall, I would.

lol those kids are funny :D

The way that shield comes back like a boomerang is crazy.

Damn BUCKY it took you til the fifth episode to say “I’m sorry” but total understandable. lol

BUCKY fiddlin’ that book around all nervous and shit..

“You weren’t amending, you were avenging.” - SAM

que Avengers theme song

ICONIC DIALOGUE

SAM - I’m sure there’s at least one person in that book that needs closure on something, and you’re the only one who can give it to ‘em.”

BUCKY - “Probably a dozen.”

SAM - “That’s cool. Start with one.”

BUCKY - “Good talk.”

SAM - “You know KARLI won’t stop.”

BUCKY - “You call me when you have a lead, and I’ll be there. Not neccesarily as a team.”

SAM - “Nope.”

BUCKY - “We’re not that good.”

SAM - “Definitely not.”

They’re such a funny duo

I think we all know who he’s gonna start with.

I was just thinkin’ that the boat needs a good paint job now

“I’mma show them. I’mma go out and change the world.” - SAM

lots of people feel that way about life bro... such a true thought to have in one’s mind

TRAIN MOFO TRAIN!!!!!

THAT WAS A COOL FUCKIN’ MONTAGE!!!!!!!!!

BRUH i fuckin’ love KARLI’s accent lol

KARLI has really lost her mind now. I understand how she feels, but this isn’t the way to do it.

“One world. One people”

finally, he’s opening the Wakandan suitcase

it’s a fuckin’ suit isn’t it!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO NOT A FUCKIN’ CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!

BONUS CREDIT SCENE

wtf is this man doin’

not him making some raggedy daggedy shield and painting it to look like the real one!?!

See Ik JOHN was gonna reach his fuckin’ breaking point...

I bet SAM and JOHN are probably gonna duke it out, one on one, in the last episode!

wait a minute... ain’t his arm still fucked up??

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I’ll tell you what I really don’t want this show to end but I understand what Marvel is trying to do in their universe but god this a good fuckin’ series! Unfortunately, my next tfatws post will be the last but boy was it worth the ride! If I don’t know anything I know this... we better not and I mean WE BETTER NOT run up Chris Evan’s Clint Eastwood in this last episode iykwis LOL. Until that time comes, remember everyone’s a critic when their opinion matters the least.

Here’s a link to past and future episodes:

EP1 - EP2 - EP3 - EP4 - EP5 - EP6

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banana-vatore · 4 years

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My raw reaction to Cassandra's Revenge (spoiler alert, obviously)

Buckle up kiddos because this is going to be long.

*Breaths in* AHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHH

- HE'S MAKING SCIENCE COMPETITIONS WITH HIMSELF I WANT TO HUG HIM

- HOT CHOCOLATE

- Varian writing "what?!?" Near the scroll is a whole a$$ mood

- I want to kiss his forehead thank you

- his handwriting gets me soft

- I live for baby's evil laugh

- I'm sorry for rambling I'm just very emotional

- and waiting for the whole episode to be up

- baby likes hot cocoa🥺🥺🥺🥺

- varian's got an upgrade??? His workspace is in the demanitus chamber now, YOU GO BABE

- gOGGLES

- CASSANDRA, F*CK OFF.

- LIKE I LIKE YOU BUT IF YOU TOUCH MY BABY I'M THROWING HANDS

- VIOLENTLY

- HE'S EXCITED TO SEE HER ;-;

- Rapunzel protecting Varian with her own body got me uwuing ;-;

- F*CK YEAH RUDDIGER SLICE A B*TCH

- DON'T YOU WHISTLE AT MY BOY YOU HOE

- HE'S A MINOR

- sweetheart my little pumpkin, my ray of sunshine in the dark, baby Varian, I love you, but you're an idiot.

- Cassandra: "then I guess you're coming with me."

- season 1 Varian: :D

- season 3 Varian: D:

- I will sTRANGLE CASSANDRA

- WAS THAT CLOSEUP ON UNCONSCIOUS VARIAN NECESSARY

- ARE U JUST LEAVING HIM LIKE THAT?

- @the truth serum: VARIAN DID AN OOPSIE

- VARIAN SLEEPS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN

- NOTED

- let Varian say f*ck

- LET VARIAN SAY F*CK

- she doesn't wanna hurt him ಥ‿ಥ

- atleast she said none of this is his fault, he needs to hear that more often.

- he knows what it's like to feel angry Ó╭╮Ò

- h i s v o i c e

- that single ray of light on Varian

- the symbolism

- he's back in the light :')

- or another theory

- he's a theater kid

- Broadway boy

- the fact that in every word he sings, he speaks for experience. Every words is so sincere and deep from him heart, HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT

- he grabbed her by her hurt hand ;-;

- CASSANDRA said a big F*CK YOU to all the delulus who thought she was a "better" Varian villian

- Cass that's kinda gay

- t h a t c a g e

- boi here we go another trauma to varian's collection

- the eerie (?) music in the ending of Nothing Left To Lose

- man

- just man

- wow

- bravo to Jeremy and Eden

- THEY'RE DOING THE KUZCO X PACHA CLIMB

- AW MAN

- dude Catalina's so adorable what the f*ck

- varian's so beautiful what the f*ck

- he's really like really gorgeous

- cAN YOU PLEASE GIVE HIM A BREAK, EVIL B*TCH KID (<regarding booberry taunting Varian)

- HE'S GOT ENOUGH NIGHTMARES AS IT IS

- Seriously though someone get him a therapist-

- "why couldn't this be a dream" ಥ╭╮ಥ

- WHAT IS HE SO ANGRY FOR

- TEENAGERS, I'M TELLING YA

- Varian without his goggles

- a rare sighting

- so pure

- so beautiful

- his little smile makes me so happy

- DEMANITUS FANBOY

- HE SMILES DURING THE WHOLE SENTENCE

- I know he's talking to himself for tv and the audiance's sake but really he just talks to himself more than the others

- not creepily like Edmund but just like in an adorable way

- raps: Varian WE'RE GONNA SAVE YA

- V: actually? Not now

- I'm screaming wtf

- lmao

- that little snort at the end of his laugh he'S SO BABY

- LIKE THE BABIEST

- like I know Kiera and cata are younger than him yet so nature but he radiates so much baby energy it's unbelievable

- even though he's more mature I think

- like they're serious yet so giddy cause they're kids

- and he's really smart and mature when he needs to yet so so so baby

- varian's goggles are too scratched up

(｡•́︿•̀｡)

- why am I actually about to cry

- get the boy some new goggles pwease

- also can we please talk about his outfit

- like I know it's not new or anything but it's such an upgrade from season 1

- walk walk fashion baby

- @ ujeans and raps: y'all are adorable really but now's not the time

- also @ earlier when she painted the ring on ujeans and then leaned on it: I really uwued cause it's actually so cute but girl that's wet paint that's gonna smear

- the painting and on you

- I have so much to say

- and here I thought I wouldn't have any comments about this episode

- and here we are and it's the length of all the others combined

- he called him Eugene

- why did that get me so excited

- do not call him KID ರ╭╮ರ

- BRO UJEANS STOP CALLING HIM KID

- oh fuck the scroll burnt down.

- ujeans you do not foo on a fire because oxygen makes MORE FIRE

- Varian knew that and that's why he didn't (◕ᴗ◕✿)

- he wrote that down fast

- fast boi

- his hair is so floofy in the wind ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

- inside the castle: Cass and raps having an emotional moment, fighting

- meanwhile goggles and ujeans: ⁦(￣ヘ￣;)⁩

- I'M MAKING UNHOLY SOUNDS

- Varian got scared when Cass strated dragging them in so he asked Eugene for reassurance, and Eugene held his hand and told him to stay close (っ˘̩╭╮˘̩)っ

- ujeans's not just standing on the outside of the cage but he's ACTUALLY protecting Varian, I love

- Cassandra is like aggressively homosexual

- Cass you said you won't be hurting Varian ;-;

- don't turn the boys against each other what the f*ck you heartless monster

- so she is zahn tira.

- is she?

- then why did she help Varian?

- MOON VARIAN?

- all of that was just the plan of zhan tira :0

- surprised but also not

- VARIAN GOT YEETED

- REST IN PEACE MY SON

- (even though fall damage is like non-existent in this universe? Apparently?)

- (except that one episode where it was relevant to the plot with Cassandra's broken leg)

- but like if varian's anything like uncle Hector then fall damage shouldn't be a concern

(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

- NICE CATCH LANCE

- VARIAN'S CLOTHES

- I WAS JUST GUSHING ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE

- HE DOESN'T HAVE A WASHING MACHINE, YOU EVIL PEOPLE

- THE HUG

- THE SMILE ON VARIAN'S FACE

- LANCE'S HAPPY "VARIAN"

- IM SO HAPPPY

- WITH THREE P'S, APPARENTLY

- that one hug scene between Lance and Varian restored all of my faith in humanity

- hug him more

- y'all they actually got v tagging along with them for the evening I'm happy

- Varian and ruddiger have matching goggles and gloves and that's cute

- I'm like 97% sure varian's "BOOM" is jermery's adlib because it's got so much Jeremy energy

- (I'm watching again)

- SO THAT'S WHY VARIAN HAD A WEIRD TASTE IN HIS MOUTH WHEN HE WOKE UP

- IT WAS THE TRUTH SERUM

- Varian speaks in pout

- another baby boy attribute to the collection

- I actually really like the part where Varian asks Eugene for reassurance and Eugene offers him his hand.

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zorosdimples · 8 months

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💭 & ❤️ for all of your self ships eheheheheh

kendall, you’re evil!!! i have too many self ships for this; and these are topics i don’t usually think about! i’ll pick a few faves and try my best to answer.

💭: where did you two meet?

kakashi: okay i have about 67 different storylines in which i meet kakashi, and what i am/what i do is different in each one. i’ll tell you the one that i’m currently fixated on (i have an outline for a fic, it but idk if i’ll ever write it). without divulging too much info, kakashi and i meet while he’s on team minato, and i’m several years younger. fast forward a bunch of time and when kakashi becomes hokage, i’m part of the anbu, but he reassigns me to his personal guard. le gasp!

zoro: in my delulu world, i join the straw hats while they’re still in the east blue! i don’t really have any further conception of where i’d be from…but zoro and i meet as crew mates on the Going Merry!

all my obey me faves (must i enumerate?): we meet canonically—boo boo boring i know!!!

❤️: any talk about marriage?

kakashi: i usually don’t think about our relationship being far enough along for talks of marriage, but i think we do eventually get married, care for our ninken, and grow old together—or whatever <3

zoro: does marriage even exist in the one piece universe? i guess it does, but it only seems to matter during the whole cake island arc. zoro and i are too early in our relationship to talk about marriage. i’m not sure if we ever do get married! we’re both loyal to a fault—we’re in it for life, regardless <3

obey me boys: does marriage exist in the devildom? perhaps? although human lives are so short compared to demon and angel lives. hm. i don’t really think about marriage with them—just good ole fashioned lovin’!

i’m realizing that marriage isn’t incredibly important to me. what matters most is my connection with someone. i don’t need to be legally married to be bonded with them for life!!!

self ship questions <3

#this was surprisingly? difficult for me to complete #i’m wiped!#but this was the last game ask so yay! you won’t have to see any more lol #༄ kae’s games #self ship ask game #obey me <3 #kakashi <3 #zoro <3

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