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real event that occured that i cant stop thinking about
#when i tell you i couldnt breath#almost lost my life at that laptop#we both doubled over#im so glad no one came and asked what we were doing
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OH MY GOD. I went absolutely hysterical when I was watching Hazbin Hotel and found out that JEREMY JORDAN was playing Lucifer Morningstar! Death Note Musical-nerded all over the place. If my roommate wasn’t also present, I would’ve gotten up and paced the room raving in overjoyed disbelief. I mean… HOLY HELL.
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#jeremy jordan#death note musical#I STILL can’t believe it!#we were both marveling at Lucifer’s singing during his and Charlie’s ballad#so I just casually press ⬆️ on my remote to check the cast and DOUBLED OVER IN SHOCK WHEN I SAW HIS NAME#and yelled ‘WELL THAT FUCKING EXPLAINS IT~!!! WHAT??? 🤩#how is this cast so damned stacked?!
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my research partner and i are huddled in a blanket in paddington waiting for a too-late train i already miss you and you and you
#he keeps falling asleep almost on my shoulder and waking up and readjusting but i want to tell him its ok weve seen a lot#of each other ive seen your brainwaves you called me crying a few nights ago. research partner right now is a potentiality#friend is a certainty. i met a banker passionate about finance. he said his advice made the lives of others better and he likes the numbers#more than he likes anything else. on a high rise near canary wharf the view was wonderful and the people even moreso#he said i loved her but i spent 33 grand on her and i cant do this anymore. his voice cracked talking about her. he did love her.#and she talked softly she grabbed my hand she bought me a pack of Marlborough gold she told me to snap#the russian menthol cigarettes of the tortured polish man near us with my teeth i kept staring at her teeth#bright white and sharp. i couldnt find her heartbeat but i did find warmth and i did find her lips and i did feel#how she felt pressed against a wall. a pretty boy held my hand and i gave him my number. i couldnt stop smiling about her no matter#how many runways youve walked on how many collections youve designed how many students youve taught. senior lecturer teaches me how to do#very unethical things ethically over a double shot of vodka made by the half-persian with broken farsi. she talks softly#and she says her eyes are hazel but they appear a shade of red. pure gold on her hands and leather on her back and her fingers on my lips#(she talks softly sees through me she says something i cant hear but i wont forget the way she flies) she talked to my research partner#about the possibility of moving to sunny dubai with the rest of her family and my heart felt pierced. on her arm i traces a tattoo of a#knife passing through a rose. she told me she thought there was romance in severing so i kissed her some more.#he sat me down and asked me what i loved and i told him and he said no romance no person no tragedy will take that from you.#the room was filled with a collection of people in love with something that wasnt a person and i kept looking at her.#red eyes bitten jawline beautiful hands. it is 3 degrees Celsius my head is on his shoulder i miss my friends#we walked out the lecture hall with arms linked a photo of two years ago and we both said#jesus christ. i miss you all. and i miss logic metatheory lectures. im glad i get to stare at the depth of your eyes#i wish i had met you years ago.#crushposting
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hot take (? maybe? i don't fully know what the general stance is on this) but i don't think chuuya would've left the mafia with dazai
not because their bond is shallow (sike, fyodor) but because i think chuuya found his grip in the mafia by the time the dark era rolls around. he entered the mafia because of dazai yeah but they both have lives outside of each other still. after everything that happens in fifteen, koyou being in the mafia, and also just chuuya's unwavering loyalty - which he swore to mori, however unfortunately but it's still the truth - i think he would've let dazai go alone.
but there's that other thing though; his bond with dazai. his very significant bond with dazai. that's why i think he would've let dazai go; as long as dazai isn't leaving because of something he did, or plotting to like, burn the mafia down, i don't think he would've been particularly bothered beyond the 'dealing with traitors' business but honestly lets be real if you're important enough in the mafia, being a traitor or threat or enemy means jackshit (tachihara, verlaine, chuuya, even dazai is literally invited back by mori lmao).
i can see chuuya just tsk-ing and waving him off like "you probably have an escape route planned so i'm not even gonna bother pursuing you, won't give you the satisfaction of dying quickly either, you do you bastard, imma go celebrate with wine now, don't die i'm still gonna kill you someday, see ya." or like. you know. some rough approximation of that.
i think if dazai actually told him, considering what i know of his character thus far, chuuya would've helped him leave or, at least, rolled his eyes and looked the other way and do essentially a scripted song and dance of hunting him down with everyone, including mori, knowing full well that a) dazai won't be found unless he doesn't want to be, and b) the only person remotely capable of finding him would just punch him in the face then let him go again
skk would probably just keep up their usual bickering nonsense via randomly breaking into each others places (i.e. dazai because he's now broke and chuuya exclusively breathes designer air) and even if they don't interact for long periods, they would easily slide back into their dynamics whenever they do, as it is in canon except they'd likely manage to be even more in-tune and annoying with each other.
(also the ADA would know about the mysterious rich redhead whose number is listed as "dazai's dog" to call up when dazai is up to his shenanigans so he can come over and kick discipline into him. guessing who the hell he is another one of their mysteries and they know it ties in with dazai's old job, just not how. ranpo cackles everytime he shows up. he and kunikida meet up for lunch to bitch about dazai.)
tl;dr, imo skk could've been skk for the missing four years with chuuya still being an executive and dazai stiill being a detective if only mister cyclops there chose communication over blowing a car up, because i do believe chuuya would've let everything play out the same as in canon except he and dazai wouldn't be cut off the whole time
#first bsd post waw and it's absurdly long as usual#my post#the sigma show#soukoku#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#bungou stray dogs#i fully respect and love the “skk pack up their shit and fuck off to the agency together flipping mori off over their shoulders” but#from what i know about stormbringer as well (which i will read soom hopefully even though i've been spoiled to hell)#chuuya suffered so much and finally found a place for himself in the mafia#even when verlaine tried to take him away and all the friends he lost#feels sort of like a “what was it all for if he just leaves?” kinda deal#maybe my opinion will change if i read stormbringer myself idk maybe he fr doesn't want to be in the mafia#we shall see i suppose#i think he'd rather keep the respect he earned in the mafia and stay loyal to his boss#but also loyal to his partner; just not as obviously#they're double black they'd make it work#ANYWYAY i just love chuuya and want him to be happy#with his fancy wine and clothes and relationship with both koyou and his mackerel
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fyi how long it takes me to post a m*a*s*h update makes it SEEM like i have a lot of self-control and am only watching one episode a day but that is incorrect. i'm watching everything like three times and rolling around in the details like a ferret let loose in the snow. i grew up in the vhs-recording 90s where you'd get two star treks and an x-file every week, and i'd get up at five in the morning to rewatch one of them before school every day AND tune in for every rerun and that has not changed. sometimes i get comments on fic like "wow your dialogue sounds just like them" YEAH it fuckin SHOULD some weeks i hear these people talk more than my own family. this is completely normal and healthy by the way
#not even touching on the fact that my sister and i would have star trek marathons like we were training for the olympics#on weekends she was over here we'd fuckin PLAN we would rest up all week so we could STAY UP and try to beat the record#my dad would come downstairs and make us run around outside in the snow between episodes#and we'd do it in BARE FEET to hype us up and keep us awake for the duration#also normal behavior#i remember being entire adults and going on a double date with some new dudes and both of us being like#:) we watched 30 hours of star trek in a row once :)#that's the most impressive thing you should know about us
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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: MARS (PART 2)
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, Lt. James Vega, and Dr. Liara T'Soni
With: The Illusive Man and Dr. Eva Coré
Your vision is pathetically limited. You were a tool- an agent with a singular purpose. And despite our differences? You were relatively successful. But like the rest of the relics in this place, your time is over.
Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
#mira makes gifs ✨#shenko#james vega#kaidan alenko#sophie shepard#liara t’soni#the illusive man#eva core#mass effect#mass effect 3#me3#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#ITS PART 2 BABY! I COULDNT GIF PEAK SHENKO CONTENT AND NOT MAKE HER A 2-PARTER YALL#these are my favorite bisexuals on the citadel i had to give mars a double feature ✨#‘the person i followed to hell and back the person i loved- are you in there somewhere?’ we cried. for real like this line THIS LINE#the first time i played ME3 it crushed me into a thousand pieces and it still does tbf#but like i also forgot how many good lines TIM has in this first mission until i was collecting footage while i was playing#like his lines go HARD (not javik ashes of a trillion dead souls hard but still)#also i may hate him but he looks fine as fuck in those new PV suits i will not lie#also im ngl the way femshep carries kaidan after he gets his head smashed against the side of the cruiser sends me every time i cannot#like sometimes you just have to carry your boyfriend like he's a sack of potatoes over your shoulder when he's bleeding to death!#like come on girl CARRY HIM BRIDAL STYLE or DONT CARRY HIM AT ALL#but on a serious note the way shep looks at kaidan back on the normandy? when he's in the med bay?#the way they just are so lost in him being injured?? in the possibility of him dying?? the panic in their eyes??#the way they only get brought back to reality when liara starts shouting?? chef's kiss tbh#bioware VS canon may be poo but the end of priority mars will always be famous to me#thanks for reading two gif sets worth of rants if you stayed for both!!!#i hope you have a good day!! 🥹✨
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just finished interviewing bellini for one of my finals in my comedy class and i'm losing my mind over bellini going on a tangent about how if he were grading my comedy over the past year he would give me an A+. like i didn't ask him to say that and it wasn't related to any of the questions i asked but you better believe i'm leaving that in to be like see professor? BELLINI gave me an A+!!!
#it was very sweet lmao and a great conversation over all#last time i was in town i told bellini a one-liner i came up with about the 2SLGBTQIA+ acronym having the exact qualifications#for a strong password (8 letters a number and a special character) and he said he's repeated it to several people#and it's always gotten a big laugh!! which is so cool!!! i'm not typically a ''joke'' writer my stuff is usually character-driven#so that's awesome that both bellini AND scott really loved that line!!#bellini in particular has been such a fan of my comedy since we first met (across multiple eras now)#like we met while i was working on my musical ''other girls'' and he was so excited to hear about it when i first mentioned it#and had me send him the recording as soon as i got it#and he's been so helpful in developing aubrey as a solo sketch character too#it's so cool having a professional comedian (especially one with such a meticulously good ear for comedy like bellini)#be as excited about my work as i am and be able to help me refine it into something even better#and especially as a queer comedian today who's finding it difficult to navigate this landscape of being ''bad representation''#bellini having been an openly gay comedy writer for almost double my lifetime is such a great resource to have!!#of course a lot of this is true for scott too (tho scott hasn't actually *seen* any of my comedy yet. he's just heard me tell jokes from it#but bellini is such a special mentor for me and i'm so happy we randomly connected over mouth congress over a year ago
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We didn't get enough interactions between Tina and Bugs. "I can fix him" vs "I can make him worse"
#tlts#the looney toons show#the looney tunes show#bugs bunny#tina russo#I never quite got over those lines in double date#there was the tina/bugs crumbs in the shelf episode but we saw daffy/lola much more as a duo#idk I was feel like their dynamic has potential that wasn't quite tapped into. maybe with an additional season?#I remember reading someone's tags on a post about how bugs enables daffy to make things less boring in his own life#and it makes me wonder how this would conflict with tina's need to change him for the better#like. tina calls him out where bugs encourages his behavior and actively entertains himself with it#like they both love daffy but in different ways. idk. if this makes sense? I'm still grasping their characterizations#but I feel like there's definitely Something There to be expanded on#just another reason I wish it wasn't cancelled. or at least got another season
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ACHIEVEMENT GET: your DM dropped you 500 feet and you took the maximum 20d6 falling damage and lived!
#this has been on my bucket list i am so happy i am over the moon#a gargoyle picked up my water genasi spores druid from the neck like a wet kitten and punted her off a cliff!#and then the wizard dove after me and used vortex warp to negate inertia and move me safely to the ground!#but then she was falling and i stood beneath her and rules lawyered that we should split the damage due to tasha's optional rule!#double splat!#then i barely stayed conscious due to temp hp and i healing worded the wizard and we both lived the end 😊
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I LOVE LESBIANISM THE BIKE SHOP BUTCH AND I HUNG OUT FOR LIKE 5 HOURS HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO MEEEEEEEE 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
#it was so cute like originally we were just gonna walk around a nature trail and then get food and then after we did that we both still#wanted to hang out so we just went window shopping and we first went to this one store and then we just sat around talking until they#closed and kicked us out and then we went to a different store and just ended up talking again and then we also stayed until we got kicked#out of there too and then i walked them to the bus stop and we talked until their bus came and aaaaa fhnd chhhgjf i really fucking like her#at one point we were at this record shop with a little basement hangout thingy ahere people write messages on the walls and we were just#laying on the ground reading all the messages on the ceiling and i wanted to just lean over and kiss her soooooo fucking bad#also i drew a labrys and a double venus on the wall :3#happy fucking pride month to me ! 🏳️🌈 <3 :3
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Okay I actually did the math and mutuals sensu strictu make up just over 20% of my followees and 15% of my followers. This is actually a bit higher than I expected, especially on the followee side.
I think this is an undercount, because there's a few cases where I follow someone's main blog and sideblogs (all one mutual but they count as multiple followees) and in at least one case where someone follows my main but I *only* follow their sideblog, thus tumblr doesn't mark us as mutuals at all.
#these number do change over time. i unfollow ppl a lot and i get about one new follower a week#but i think ppl also unfollow me steadily b/c my follower count has been holding pretty steadyish#well it doubled....since january 2021#STATS. NUMBER CRUNCHING. YUM#tumblr meta#blog management#there might also be cases where we *both* follow each other's sideblogs. not sure if i would count that as mutuals sensu strictu
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watching byler and mleven scenes back to back actually puts things more in perspective and it’s making me laugh because...most byler scenes have always been treated way more seriously and with more emotional depth than mleven scenes. theres just so much more tension and intimacy evident between them and it gets 10x doubled in their heart to hearts in season 4 while mleven remains either being played for laughs or having pretty surface level conversations until they actually have a realer fight? like...byler really isnt that much of a secret at all, its being developed right in front of our eyes 😭
no cause imagine mike and el talking to each other with the same level of tension in the desert heart to heart or even just having a single conversation that is as deep and serious as that, or even mike opening up to el the way he does with will...you can’t, can you? because mleven scenes are never handled or treated with as much care as byler scenes 😴
#ik we all know this but byler feels even more of a built up relationship than mlvn#i realized this specifically after seeing a twt thread of ranking byler moments#and it made me think...how come we have such a wide variety of byler scenes even more so than mlvn scenes#like we have the hospital scene the arcade scene with mike breaking will out of his trance#the scene where mike sleeps over at will’s the double date in the movies#the s3 ending with hopper’s words matching up with mike’s feelings about his relationship with will#mike looking longingly at his desk mike hugging his mom as he cries over will with heroes playing in the bg#mike taking will to his basement while sheilding him from everyone#not to mention an entire storyline of will gifting mike a painting that comes with his romantic feelings for him?#they have all these really classic and trope-y moments that actually feels like a build up to an inevitable couple#while mlvn gets the bare minimum or little to nothing each season? 😭#like lets be real here they barely have anything to work from aside from pivotal moments like the snow ball#thats why they like to complain about the duffers oweing them more cute moments...because they barely have any LMFAO#like constant make out scenes and a “date” where both of them are putting up an act arent exactly that much...#or a scene where neither of them can come to a mutual understanding and mike dances around the word “love”#while el cluelessly tries to figure out what hes talking about and its overall just a very comedic conversation#anyways. sorry but how do people not see this. mlvn is so bones...#byler#byler proof
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(designs a tiny home, frantically, feverishly) I think I need to scale back the big wants and needs for costs and reasons, but also fuck that I want EVERYTHING
#me trying to plan shit to meet safety building regulations#my list of non negotiables keeps growing....#big on kitchen space (with drawers designed the same way as my mums kitchen) with MUST for space for my coffee machine#bifold door opposite living room space that opens to the yard#bifold window from the kitchen to go along with the side door#thats a must bc if i have people over and weve got dishes that we want to move to the kitchen? thats fine just pop through the window!#but also so i can open that up for the arvo breeze while im in the kitchen#i really want a bath and i think my plan of building that partially under the stairs leading up to one of the bedrooms is going to look cute#oh also TWO BEDROOMS#one loft style one and one enclosed one#so if i ever decide i need a change for space where i sleep i can just? swap rooms?#the other room would double as storage space for my large containers and maybe as an office space if i ever needed that#i guess either the bathroom combined with space for a washing machine OR a lil hidden laundry#i like the idea of a hidden laundry bc then i can fit in a back door of sorts#to both be a second exit in case of a fire but to also be the joining doorway for when id eventually extend the house#it would happen eventually i know#this is SOOOOO ON MY BRAIN
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Is there something Going On universe-energy wise right now (/the whole last week)? Because goddamn things have sucked lately for many of the queer people in my life. Not even in a queerphobia way! Just other stressful life stuff!!
#personal#vague#not-too-specific explanations in tags#i was just about losing my mind (bad) over this cat because I didn’t realize how often he needed to play#and he didn’t have a scratch post for the first week#one of my friends is going through a hard slow relationship thing and idk how it’ll turn out#last weekend both of my siblings were upset with my mom (for valid reasons. and i asked about it)#one of my other friends. i learned recently. is needing to suddenly move because of safety concerns at her current building#(who also lives with the people we do double date night with. one of whom is one of n’s closest friends)#apparently Safety Issues and Shitty Apartment have been going on for a short but intense time for all 3 of them#just now learning that my best friend’s other best friend is going through Big Health things#also i have a new coworker who just Left like 2 times today. she tried to talk to me about it and i should have said i’m not a manager. idk#i feel like she won’t be here long but in the meantime it’s another slightly stressful thing
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