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goldiipond · 17 days

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shadow is 11 years old and i still have to tuck him into my bed before leaving my room otherwise he will start wailing and shredding the doorframe like an angry toddler who is actually a middle-aged man

#skye's ramblings #large baby doesnt get on my bed unless i am too. if i open the door for him n go do other stuff he will loaf on the floor until i come back #ihave to call him onto the bed and let him get comfortable before i leave. im trying to go shower but he yelled at me #worlds funniest gato i swear. he will only eat if his bowl is in the perfect spot and he has a separate water bowl bc hes a fucking diva #my door doesn't latch properly so he will push it open and then wait for me to open it the rest of the way before coming in #he is simultaneously the world's most polite and demanding cat. and i would blow up the world for him

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androcola · 10 months

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the layout of the pilot pad was so much more comforting and cozy and colorful and welcoming and warm,,why did they choose that nasty grimy zero color washed out brutalist dump for the remainder of the show,,,

Dear monkee fans who consumw my content, when im talking about the monkees in my monkeeverse, PLEASE picture this warm and beautiful home for them, because that's what im gonna think of

#the monkees #its just so happy and inviting #it looks more like a home rather than an abandoned wasted building that they just made theirs #i seriously love tjis one so much #like just imagine the normal pad layout. same floorplan n everything but it looks like This #look at that...id love to live there. it makes me feel so comfortable and happy just looking at it #the couch...the beautiful patchwork couch...the hardwood floor. the end tables with lamps and each end #so cozy...#i love their little deck that looks out onto the beach and across the water 😭😭#the cute tarp on their table..this is so their home. it encompasses a little of each of them i think #please picture this pad always when i speak of them #AND THE RECORD PLAYER ON THE BOOK SHELF!?!?TJIS IS PEAK INTERIOR DESIGN #IT MAKWS ME SO HAPPY

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insert-neologism · 2 months

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bad astrology by flower face

#yellowjackets #jackieshauna #ITS DONE OMG ITS FINISHED #what do I do now. with my life (ranking)#also ive decided i am gonna do literary analysis. on all of em #literally i have NO idea if anyone cares. well. i do bc I care and tbh that's enough to me #<- guys look im living so healthy #anyways this was a blast #hope somebody has at least discovered flower face trhu me bc its one of my fav artists #mitos incredible life #mine art tag #also im sorry the like long scenes 3 and 4 arent on beat :/ i love that song but it has so long instrumental stuff and idk what to do there #ALSO!! i had it all planned out like at least half in my docs (like always)#and then in the middle i was like 'omg what if I only show jackie-after-the-argument and shauna-after-jackies-dead'#(excluding the argument and the flashbacks (they used to hear us thru the floor))#which was. restricting. very much #also meaning was changed (originally wanted jackie to have the line 'idc if ure not made for me' but the only scene i could think of was th #ure hungry for and that was the next scene already so.)#anyways this was originally gonna be lottienat before i started with The Shark In Your Water #bc I thiught it fit them SO well. (still do) but now I like have to get away from the jackieshauna thought and then ill do the lottienat #probably #omg also I want everyone (who has read this far. whoever would do that) to know i was running on like 25 screen #recordings and 3 jackieshauna scene packs form yt #that's why. I dknt have that many clips alright im not using like 10 scenes over n over on purpose #gotta go but im gonna make a wrap post thingy once im back slay #no actually I get like average 7 notes (<- that's a lie Idk bc I didnt count) but im proud of myself this is amazing #ive wanted to do smth similiar alr #but it was some album by alec benjamin and a different thing for every song (like a poem‚ a painting or a play)#but I lost motivation this is the first thing that i actually pulled though all the way I think #jackieshauna: The Shark In Your Water

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swagging-back-to · 5 months

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if youre over 17yo and you cant cook youre useless

#the amount of people in my generation who will get GENUINELY FLOORED if they see someone cook boxed mac n cheese #to the point where it is notable if someone cooks.#like it isnt a 'oh thats something everyone does. why are you mentioning that you drink water'#people freak out and act like you just revealed you have x ray vision and can fly.#it isnt cute for you to not be able to cook.#and i hope you know i am always imagining how you will slowly starve to death in an apocalypse scenario bc you dont know #how to heat something as simple as a can of beans to safe temperature #like seriously grow up #it screams entitlement and ineptitude #it's horrrrrrible in urban environments but even in rural areas you still find people who only know how to pop a ready meal in the microwav #they genuinely consider that cooking.#like.#actually.#inept adults #new tag dropped lol #it is kinda cool how im seen as godly just for doing the bare minimum every single able bodied human should be able to do

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primitiveside · 7 months

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deranged things riddick has done to his captors: stolen all of their shoes, then crowded the floor around their bed with shards of glass

#bounty hunters trying to honk shoo mimimimi and get up to get a glass of water only to suffer for their hubris #crafty and chaotic n a lil evil. i ask who among you wants the dreaded spicy floor. jasdkjasjdakdjjkads

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jewishfalin · 1 year

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Why do so many psychiatrists love to gaslight. Okay, Hannibal Lecture.

If I had a nickel for every time a psychiatrist straight up told me lies I would have too fucking many and that's a problem.

#like first a psychiatrist tells me my seizures r psychological BECAUSE of my history of Forbidden Disorder and anxiety #and then they get worse and its clearly epilepsy and im on meds now and my condition was neglected bc a misdiagnosis based on stigma #and then now im like hey so i am still struggling with Forbiden Dissociative Disorder can i get some resources or a mf therapist rec #and this psych straight up tells me DID isn't a diagnosis anymore (I FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF THIS CLAIM BTW)#AND tells me my amnesia is bc of seizures.... LIKE I LIVE IN MY BODY AND U HAVE LITERALLY ONLY SPOKEN TO ME VIA PHONE #IDK I THINK I KNOW MYSELF A LITTLE MORE THAN YOU DO FUCKING JEFF #and i know the mf difference between switching and and HAVING A SEIZURE like???#those r very different things. like ik theres different kinds of seizures but for ME theres just no comparing theyre 2 different things😭#there is a clear difference between me collapsing and becoming unresponsive on the floor like a fish outta water #and me telling people to call me a different name and having completely separate identities that others notice. and i cant remember #and like ive dealt with it all long enough that I'm aware and can communicate w my alters n stuff and i have to to function #and for YEARS since highschool its been like. i talk to professionals and theyre like hm yea u basically would meet all requirements #however u might as well not get diagnosed bc no one wants to deal w that.#LIKE IVE LITERALLY BEEN TOLD THAT MULTIPLE TIMES ALMOST EXACT WORDS #and i hate how i know fake claiming being a public thing has rlly fucked w peoples perception of did n stuff #idk im so fuckin pissed man. reverting to my will graham era i fucking guess

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shvdowsdrowned · 2 months

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I fuckign spilled water behind my bed and I had NO idea bc my water bottle fell behind all my pillows

#screaming crying throwing up #im sure it'll be fine but im just scared of mold 😭😭#i moved my bed away from the wall a lil bit so hopefully thats enough to air it out #and i took paper towels n tried to soak up as much of it as i could #but it went down pretty far idk if it made it to the floor though #AUGH i need to stop leaving my water bottle on my bed i do it all the damn time and it spilled twice so far 😭😭😭

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youjustwaitsunshine · 4 months

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i have way too many tattoo ideas for someone who has trust issues to get tattooed by someone who im not sure will get my vision

#one is a wild boar from this 700 year old piece of parchment that was a doodle by some bored monk or smth #one is tangentially related to f1 (2010 ad seb helmet design)#then a giant squid on my hand n like a full 20000 leagues themed sleeve where the shoulder is the water surface n the wrist the ocean floor #and then a danse macabre themed one with multiple dancing skeletons and people all scattered over my body #and another scattered one but it's that vonnegut quote about what is the purpose of life #i do have a friend who tattoos tho so i might ask her

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berryblu-soda · 1 year

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Yall helpp I'm melting over here 😭💀!!

Ik I answered that id rather suffer temperatures of 35 celcius or higher consistently (and I won't retract my statement) on that one poll but come oooon o(-( , this is the *midnight* temperature too 😭😭

#m a n #)-)o <- starfishing on the floor bc its fractionally cooler #shut up sheo #worst part is i cant be chugging cold water and ice bc i got sick ueueueueu #had a hot coffee in the morning; would not recommend...#*dehydrated; actively melting* i- i love summer *passes out*

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be-good-to-bugs · 9 months

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guess whos bathtub is currently flooding their apartment 👍

#the bin #ugh this is not what i had in mind 4 today #scooped 2 full bathtubs worth of water into the sink with a bowl #i caught it before it could get really bad #very lucky it happened while someone was homw bc if not then ppl qoulda come in and found the pets we arent supposed to have #like. was having to scoop qater out to stop the flooding from getting worse and also move fertet cage out of hall closet bc it was in front #of the panel for.the bathtub that they migjt need to access #and move the ferrets to the garge #and cover the snake tanks #have the downstairs ppl come n tell me theyre having lekaing. dry the floors to hopefully stop it from leaking too bad #and then scoop another bathtub full of water into the sink while im on hold with the maintenance line #and the water is all soapy so ive been having to walk around in that this entire time :(#but hey. my feet r soft now #its so unsettling to walk out of ur room to a puddle of warm liquid and think ur cat peed but then to keep walking and realize theres a lot #it could be worse for sure tho #this explains the bathtub mysteriously becoming dirty repeatedly even when nody used it and it was cleaned #its been filling with water a lot i guess. lucky it never overflowed till now

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homosexual-fangs · 2 years

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Cishets/lesbians/detrans/TERFS DNI. OP is a queer man and you will die by his blade.

#don't rb #trying something out ajdbkd #got a new skirt and collar tag forever ago in like the same week n got so excited I had to take pictures #but I was too scared to ever post them bc I haven't done that on here #so I'm just kinda testing the waters with some tame low quality ones #wanted ass pics but couldn't get any half decent ones with the 4 feet of space my bathroom floor provides so we'll all just have to settle #anyway..#I have a lot of picture ideas but.. nervy #if this post goes away and comes back a few times.. you didn't see shit aknskd

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spotsupstuff · 9 months

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If haboob thinks sand is bad wait till she finds out about glitter

glitter wouldn't mess with her gears though, yanno. one thing is that it gets everywhere but the more pressing thing is that it itches and messes with her hardware

#spot says stuff #rw #oc tag #she is Legit struggling over there. imagine ur innards r itchy all over the place n u cant keep up with scratching the itch spots #absolutely horrid. so crabs!#glitter curse sounds like smth vapor would do to NAE #oh glitter story: so when i was small i liked glitter n yanna i didnt get my hands on electronic devices till i was a teen-#so i did a lot of crafty jobs with mom n stuff which included glueing glitter in pretty shapes on paper. so ofc the apartment we lived in-#-ended up Infested. we were livin on the sixth floor. later we decided to move cuz the ceiling was just. Soaked. like water kept comin-#-down from it in lil waterfalls. we ended up moving to an apartment on the fifth floor. flash forward thru the moving stuff and some days-#-after everything was done n we lived there. i look under the tatami of the kids room. n what do i see but the glitter from my childhood-#-deciding that it shall not be left alone in a leaky apartment but Shall plague me on the way to my adulthood #i am still impressed n horrified by it. glitter is insane

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odlaw · 1 year

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everyone in the freestyle machine post notes talking about how horrible these machines are to actually use are true btw. they made me clean the syrup box shelf before and it took me over an hour just to clean one of the three shelves in a single machine. and they break regularly in many fun and exciting ways.

#freestyle machine is the name of that coca cola machine btw. for context per my. last post.#anyways my light yellow towel was dark brown every time i pulled it out of the machine like its bad. inside of those things #also i think probably the insides are disgusting but i just dont think about it <3 #like thee parts where the drink come out inside.#anyways shout out to the time one of them leaked a small ponds worth of water all over the floor at my job #we have 6 of these at work n theyre all fucked up in different and exciting ways #most annoying quality is when one of the syrup boxes are full but the machine wont recognize it for some reason. hell.

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pointsfortrying · 2 years

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i am literally So normal ab a 20+ year old series ab found family, friendship and overthrowing the government

#one piece #rye rambles #feeling things in this chilis tonight #<- avoiding assignments #slams fist on floor i didn't MEAN to reread one piece out of order and yet-#water seven n east blue saga left....#head in hands im so normal ab this series #pspspsps read one piece #it good #smiles

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shamblz · 1 year

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we like to meme about pepsi bepis but it really does fuckim hit second only to a ginger ale

#source: me drinking nicely chilled put of date pepsi that i found in my old bedroom #anyway heres the news on me 😇😊☺#i so fucking stressed.#just moved into new flat this weekend for new job starting tomorrow #and lads when i tell u it was a shitshow #entirely on landlord #i hadnt viewed in person cuz they didnt do weekend viewings n i was living in a differnt county #but it seemed alright from the videos n it has a lil cute balcony #but #had not been cleaned #as in bathroom and kitchen were disgusting there was a swept up pile of dust n bits of broken metal+plastic in the bedroom #floors all unswept #no hot water #hob doesnt work #oven is do ancient it might as well not work #fridge was actually vile #balcony was slimy underfoot n slippy #all for £650 a month #so ive left a very upset voicemail for the agency to find tomorrow morning #if they dont ring me im sure as fuck ringing them #n ima see if i can wrangle any money back out of them cuz really pissed #oh n a bunch of shelves need the screws refitting cuz the plasters worn away so theyre not actually anchored into the walls #but my uncle gave me a tv thats about twice the size of my old one #i have a nice new bed #a very ugly but very comfy sofa from charity shop basically new but only cost £40 cuz its so ugly no one wanted it #i said 🤏 yoink thank u very much #i wanna put down my tiger rug but i also need to put all my stuff away so i can clean the floors properly #but i also only have a chest of draws n no wardrobe or shelving units #so idk where everything is actually gonna go #internet comes wednesday hopefully shit will get sorted tomorrow im out of tags to rant in so back to cleaning :) have a good night yall

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boyfeminism · 1 year

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had a mom and her 4 depressed kids as my first migrant wave and the kids were the most unhappy dwarves but with the power of a mist generator they are no longer that unhappy <33

#dwarf fortress #ive only got a population of 15 rn #i need to plan for a well but i didnt embark with a lot of water sources #i want to do neat stuff with the floors but i like. i need a bigger population before i can start reorganizing #playing #speaking #i specifically need to slow down n relax a lil #i hate being this into something bc it mskes me think of being 15 and way too into teen titans #and having my mom be cruel about it bit also.#i am having a lot of fun and i think i can be normal about it. im aware its 2am but i have a 3 day weekend (:#mist generator <333 windmills <333 #i am still afraid of floodgates water scares me

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