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jeansplaytoy · 8 months

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ony x pregnant!reader headcannons

yes you’re pregnant girllll, fluff, language, just ony being a funny pre-dad in general.

when you first told him you were pregnant, he was so confused and almost didn’t believe you until you showed him the test, but when he found out you were telling the truth, he was excited as HELL.

now he loves kissing you and your stomach before he leaves to go somewhere bcus he gotta show love to both of his babies.

loves rubbing your stomach and pressing on it to see if the baby’s gonna kick or not and when it does, lorddddd, dude is straight up just cheesing excited.

does almost everything for you, but always laughs at you when you can’t bend over to get something and help you get it.

whenever you get a attitude, he blames it on both of y’all. 😭

“man y’all better stop yellin’ at me, i’ll handle BOTH of y’all.”

is obsessed with buying baby things. while you’re at the store, you have to snap at him and silently cuss this boy out to make him stand back beside you when hes roaming off for things you don’t need (and he listens).

he feeds you when you’re too tired to get up and eat or when you’re really hungry.

massaging your belly is a nightly thing now. he just has to do it, he can’t go a single night without caring for you in some specific way.

instead of turning you around like he used to, when you put your leg on a pillow for comfort and it separates the two of you, he’ll just move to the other side.

flicks your forehead whenever you frown too much because “that’s gon make the baby frown, ma.”

he adores that skims dress and belly combo because his eyes never leave that ass alone.

he loves being in public with you because it lets everyone know you’re pregnant with his baby.

he honestly doesn’t mind helping you shave, he’s just scared of accidentally cutting you.

he will stare at you with wide eyes and raised eyebrows every time you have one of your mood swings.

“nah because you always doing sumn dumb, how did you lose my brush ony? like… i need that brush…” and he’d literally watch you go from mad to all whiney, and he’d slightly start to frown. “baby, baby, yo brush is right behind you.”

this man will pick up the most random things in the grocery store and be like “ain’t this what you be eating during yo cravings and stuff, bae?” and you’ve never seen those foods in your life.

smothers your belly in kisses just because.

and don’t get me started on how he draws and paints the most random things on there.

he definitely can’t bear the sight of you throwing up, not only because you’re the one throwing up, but because he can’t stand looking at someone puking😭.

the way you walk away when you’re mad is so funny to him because it’s like a little waddle and he’ll let out a small laugh which would make you laugh.

last but not least, this man ran around the house when your water broke. was panicked on where the towels were, was tryna start the car at the same time, tryna calm you down, it was insane.

#poc reader #aot oneshots #aot onyankopon #ony x black reader #onyankopon #ony x reader #onyankopon x black y/n #onyankopon x reader #onyankopon fluff #aot x you #aot x black reader #aot x reader #aot x y/n #aot headcanons #onyankopon snk #jeansplaytoy♡︎

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moremaybank · 1 year

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CONCEPTS ! ˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ ( one ) ( two )

jj maybank !

is jj an ass or tits man?

jj obnoxiously moaning whenever his girl touches him anywhere

jj having sex in the twinkie and keeping it as his dirty little secret

pretending to love the songs in jj's sex playlist

rough make-out sessions with jj

jj liking the idea of a threesome but being too jealous and possessive to go through with it

dad!jj with a breeding kink

jj bragging about you and everything the two of you do in bed

jj leaving hickies all over you and admiring them

angry sex with boyfriend!jj

rafe spitting into your mouth while choking you / sucking jj off while he's on the phone

being pregnant with yours and jj’s fifth child

jj distracts you from studying

jj using his smile to get his way

your daughter scolds jj for being mean to john b

jj and your son tuck you in

jj buys you flowers

jj comforting you when you’re insecure about your smaller chest

your daughter calling jj by his name for the first time

jj gets jealous of your teddy bear

jj finally getting a daddy's girl after three boys

breeding kink!jj being even more obsessed with your tits during pregnancy

jj painting your nails for you and curling the back of your hair for you

the maybank boys fighting like jj and john b did when they were kids

jj having a tough exterior in public but being soft in private with kook!reader

jj sneaking in through your window and going down on you while your parents are across the hall

jj spitting in your mouth

making jj mad/jealous

jj moaning when you pull his hair

jj is mad at you and takes it out on you in the bathroom at a party

jj letting you sit on his face

jj teaching you how to give him a hickey

jj shoving his ringed fingers in your mouth while you're crying from overstimulation

reassuring aftercare with jj

pussy drunk!jj

jj getting physically clingy when jealous

the morning after your first time with jj

soft morning sex with jj on vacation

jj mocking your moans during sex

jj walks in on you watching porn and casually watches with you

giggly sex with jj

jj sulking when you walk around butt naked after an argument

dad!jj during your pregnancy

sexual tension between jj and routledge!reader

going down on jj under the covers while john b is oblivious about it

pranking jj and telling him to leave the room so you can change

jj wiping away your tears when you’re crying

jj grabbing your hips and practically grinding against you when he moves past you while john b gives him the death stare

dad!jj and your shy daughter

having to kick pope out of his seat when you're pregnant with yours and jj's sixth child

being jj's cum dump

titty-fucking with jj

jj taking you to the parking lot party outside of a taylor show since you couldn't afford tickets

travelling with porn vlogger!jj

jj begging you to call in sick from work

getting an ‘eat me’ tattoo for jj

jj teasing his girl with a praise kink

jj letting john b and pope watch while he fucks you

jj with a shy & short girlfriend who has a height kink

jj catching you and rafe (routledge!reader)

jj being jealous of your new kitten

dad!jj being proud of his bubbas for all their little accomplishments

ab riding with jj

wrapping jj's dick in fruit roll ups and sucking him off

temperature play with jj

intense eye contact with jj while he tries to get you to give in to him

playing cards with jj and catching him cheating

doing jj's makeup and painting his nails to help him embrace his softer side

warming jj while watching a horror film

going camping with the pogues and jj needs to keep you quiet in your tent

scolding jj over something and he keeps on kissing you

jj asking you to read one of your smutty books to him

calling each other out on your kinks and jj mentions his breeding kink

jj surprising you at the airport when you come home

calling jj your husband to see his reaction

jj marking up your neck (and tits)

jj has to leave for work and you won't let him (pregnant!reader)

rafe cameron !

rafe spitting into your mouth while choking you / sucking jj off while he's on the phone

not being used to wearing heels while at midsummers with rafe

dating rafe and not being used to the comfy life

rafe buys you your favourite flowers for your birthday

dating teacher!rafe in secret and revealing to your students that you two are engaged

rafe slapping your hand away while fucking you in missionary

rafe being obsessed with your ass

rafe comforting you when you’re insecure about getting braces

rafe doing lines off your body

grumpy x sunshine with rafe: going to disneyworld together

jj catching you and rafe (routledge!reader)

rafe fucking you at night while your parents are home

the thought of you with someone else makes rafe jealous and grumpy

the pogues find a secret video of you and rafe on your phone and find out that you're together

being obsessed with rafe's hands

rough makeout sessions with rafe

rafe stops you when you hide your face from him

kai parker !

sneaking kai into the salvatore house

oral fixation with kai parker

steve harrington !

finally letting sub!steve cum

eddie munson !

making eddie nervous

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nolita-fairytale · 9 months

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Carmy as your Baby Daddy | Social Media AU & Headcanon Series | part seven

a/n: may write a 'carmy & you as parents' headcanon. may also add another cute graphic/social post, however, for now... this is it, folks! enjoy our darling dearest baby daddy au which is pretty much just leaked dms between me and @carmensberzattos.

part six | masterlist

your life with carmy and baby bear:

first, baby bear has so many different cutie little nicknames: jo, joey, joey-bear, phinnie, and richie's personal favorite: toni-bear.

since you have the privilege of going on maternity leave, you do a lot of the day to day heavy lifting while carmy is at the restaurant. while he's pulled back a little at the restaurant, you know that carmy needs a little chaos in his life to feel at ease.

you parents decide to come to chicago to help with the baby for a few weeks. while baby bear's nursery is all set up, you don't exactly have a guest room. you're in tears over changing the nursery into a guest room last minute, so carmy enlists both richie, fak, and pete to do the job so that you don't have to. sugar and syd decide to take you out for a girls' day at the spa, and when you come home, you can't believe those four idiots managed to pull it off. (do i need to write this oneshot because i think i need to write this oneshot)

the proverbial 'they' say it takes a village, and it sure as hell does. you feel so incredibly lucky to have a village that shows up: marcus organizes a meal train and is one of the first to come over and spend time with his goddaughter; sydney is more than happy to pop back into shifts at the bear every now and then, just to give carmy so reprieve; and tina is ALWAYS down to babysit if she's got the time.

ava, richie's daughter is obsessed with baby bear, and is so excited that she finally has some cousins to play with. "boys are gross" -- ava, about baby michael and why she likes baby bear more lmao.

some nights, when baby bear wakes up in the middle of the night, it's not technically his 'turn' but carmy insists on getting up to put baby bear back to sleep. one restless night of sleep, you wake up to the sound of him watching anthony bourdain's no reservations. when you bring it up later that morning, carmy confesses to you that it's the only thing that will get her back down because he used to turn it on when you fell asleep, instead of the classical music you insisted was better for the baby while you were pregnant with her. while you pretend to be upset, you usually thank carmy for getting up when it's 'not his turn' with morning head that you're more than happy to give him before he goes off to work.

you always have a go-to table when you and baby bear go visit daddy at the bear, and no matter what, he always makes it a point to come out and say hello to the both of you.

while the first few months you and carmy both survive on nothing but takeout, meal trains, and stuff carmy's brought home for the restaurant, he diligently meal preps week after week for baby bear by making her homemade baby food packs. "you sure you don't mind? we can always pick something up from the store, babe?" you ask him. "no, it's just like a puree. i got this."

on the days that you're purely exhausted and at your wit's end, you and sugar commiserate via text and sometimes facetime, because you're not sure how she's doing life with a new baby AND another baby on the way.

the night before you go back to work, you spend most of the evening sobbing because you're simultaneously ready and exhausted, while you can't imagine being away from baby bear either. but you go back on a hybrid schedule, two days in office, three at home, so it helps, even though it's still a huge adjustment.

on the days that you are in office, carmy takes those days off, wanting to pull his weight as you guys go through this transition.

carmy is an amazing dad, something he wasn't sure he could be, considering he barely grew up with one. he's surprisingly patient and he's totally in love with baby bear. like the day she was born it broke his heart into pieces because it broke open an entirely different kind of love that he wasn't sure he was capable of.

even though it's hard work, you and carmy both agree that this is the best decision you've ever made together and carmy can't get over the idea of trying for another soon. "let me take a nap first, and then we can talk. unlike you, the rest of us can't survive on 30 mins of sleep, babe," you tease him.

okay hear me out: when baby bear is a toddler, the two of you love spending saturday mornings either going to the farmer's market, or picking up mochi donuts (think: the cute kinds with little animal faces) to bring back to the restaurant and share with daddy, even though he's slammed with brunch service. baby bear comes running into the restaurant on the sweetest, chubby little legs and richie, fully in his suit picks up her and spins her around while greeting her with her signature nickname: toni bear!

eventually, you and carmy move out of the apartment and start renting a house that you plan on renting for the long term. you're not entirely sure either of you want to be home owners yet, but you're anxious to get baby bear into the garden with you as soon as possible. baby bear spends the early spring planting fruits and veggies with mom, and the late spring/summer when they're ready to harvest in the kitchen with dad. neither of you have strong feelings about baby bear becoming a chef, but you do want her to understand the ritual and special place that food plays in your lives.

hosting big outdoor dinner parties for the whole framily. when she gets a little older, baby bear and baby michael run around while ava goes through her 'too cool for school' phase. any and everyone is invited, and for once, for both carmy and nat, it feels like being a berzatto isn't such a curse.

#carmen berzatto x you #carmy berzatto #carmy x oc #the bear hulu #the bear fx #jeremy allen white #carmen 'carmy' berzatto #carmy berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto headcanon #the bear headcanon #carmy berzatto imagines #carmy berzatto fluff #comfort and chaos #still into you #make my heart surrender #Carmy as your baby daddy #social media au

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kuromiisanton · 1 month

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girl dad!wooyoung head cannons

REBLOG POST:)

!AGELESS BLOGS/MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS!

a/n: ik all the atiny hearts were melting when watching the return of superman episode with san, wooyoung, and seonghwa. so after finally watching it, I bring you all dad!wooyoung. not proof read.

⟡girl dad!wooyoung who would be the best girl dad ever.

he would always be fixing your daughters hair with little bows, butterfly clips, and have it in the cutest style. always plays dress up, wearing a crown and a tutu. don't get me started on tea parties... wooyoung would be the one start drama with the teddy bear and the seating arrangements.

⟡girl dad!wooyoung who always checks the closet for monsters.

when your daughter comes into your bedroom late at night crying about a monster in the closet, he would immediately get up and rush to the room to "defeat" the monster. eventually would get a toy sword to make it more dramatic when he's fighting the monster.

⟡girl dad!wooyoung who reads to your daughter every night.

wooyoung loves reading fairytales to your daughter before bed. seeing the excitement in her eyes when they eventually get married and kiss makes him remember your wedding day. ends up falling asleep in her bed with her after story time.

⟡girl dad!wooyoung who is obsessed with family outings.

wooyoung loves going out to eat as a family watching you two get full and eat well. going to the park is his favorite, especially when he gets to lay his head in your lap and relax while watching your daughter make friends at the park. picks her up so she is tall enough to play on the monkey bars and loves to slide down the slide with her in his lap.

⟡girl dad!wooyoung who loves shopping for outfits for his daughter.

wooyoung loves dressing her in street clothing and matching items with him. buys little accessories that won't harm her and finds similar ones for you and him so you all three can match. daughters shoe game is the best. wooyoung always buys her new shoes when he travels even if she would quickly grow out of them.

⟡girl dad!wooyoung who stresses out when boys start liking her.

oh a boy gifted her a flower today? where does live? who is his family? was he being respectful? almost falls over when you have your first date. definitely asked a million questions when the boy came to pick you up...as well as maybe definitely threatened him. cries a little when you leave the house because she is growing up so fast.

⟡girl dad!wooyoung who supports your daughter in anything she does.

she wants to join clubs? he will always make sure she is at the meetings. she wants to start dance class? he is at home teaching her everything he knows and enrolls her in the best dance studio in the country. will always show up to the events, wooyung is the first in line. always yelling out her name when she shows up and wooing loudly may even yell "that's my daughter" in pride.

a/n: dad wooyoung would be the best dad ever and no one can change my mind. hope you all enjoyed!

#𐙚florence posts #ateez x reader #wooyoung fluff #wooyoung headcanons #wooyoung x reader #dad!wooyoung #dad!ateez #wooyoung imagines

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absolutebuffoonery · 2 years

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PT 3 (including finale): I convinced my dad to watch merlin with me and here’s what he has to say

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pt 2

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“They’re loving that.”

“I don’t even wanna know what they’re doing in there.”

-When Merlin and Arthur get caught in the net booby trap

Arthur, to Merlin: You’re the only friend I’ve got and I couldn’t bear to lose you.

Dad: *literally gasps and gapes at me in surprise*

Merlin: Really?

Arthur: Don’t be stupid.

Dad: *laughs hysterically*

*uther emerges from the veil*

“Wow, of all the dead people, he got the right guy”

“Was that a reference to fisting?” -the horseplay scene when Arthur threatens Merlin with his fist

“Okay that was pretty gay.”

(I don’t even remember what he was talking about here, but he was right)

“Arthur’s unconscious again, alert the media.”

“I really don’t know what to make of Mordred.”

(whenever he said something like this I had to hold in an earth-shattering screech)

“Okay, this son of a bitch has to die” -About Mordred, s5e12

“I am OBSESSED with her.” -about Gwen after she runs someone through with a sword in s5e12

(same)

Arthur: “Just... hold me.”

Dad: *just nods his head*

(I think he was simply acknowledging the queerness)

Arthur, during That scene in s5e13: I want to say something that I’ve never said to you before.

Dad: Ohh boy.

His thoughts after the finale (he wrote an Official Statement for his “tumblr fandom,” including the hashtags at the end):

Well, watching Merlin was a much more satisfying experience than when my kids made me watch Glee with them. Although it was difficult at first to accept the way they bent time to accommodate Merlin and Arthur being contemporaries, I got over it because they succeeded in creating a relationship between two boys-to-men who wouldn't normally exist in each other's worlds. In actual Arthur lore, Merlin is old and wizened long before Arthur is even born. In fact, you remember in an early episode when Gaius references magic being necessary for Uther and his queen to produce a son? Well, in Arthur lore, that magic was cast by Merlin, and Merlin was present during Arthur's childhood. But ok, let's give the BBC some breathing room because they did a good job showing the generational transition from the failings of toxic masculinity (Uther's reign) to the superhuman potential of unapologetic bromance (Arthur's reign). In fact, how many times did I furrow my brow when Uther did something stupid or said something weenie just because he thought he was being strong, but he was actually being...alone. When it was Arthur's turn to do something stupid or say something weenie, he had a posse of good bros by his side to prop him up.

Even in S5E3 when Arthur gets the opportunity to see the ghost of his father and be like, "Bruh, I miss you," Uther instead treats Arthur like shit and belittles him for not being a dick to his people. Respect through fear, I believe is what the ghost Uther was preaching. But that strategy was pretty much self-defeating, given that respect through fear got Uther prematurely dead. Luckily Arthur didn't give it too much thought and decided, "Yeah, nah, I'd rather hug my droogies and marry a servant woman and be respected for doing the right thing, so biyee douchebag." In fact I'm assuming the writers created this post-mortem meeting not as merely another display of magic, but as a tangible means of showing Arthur's wrestling match with his own conscience. Even the playful and boyish banter between Arthur and Merlin (and the way they gaze at each other adoringly) is an example of Arthur's determination to part with toxic masculinity, especially when he gives Merlin the opportunity to be right sometimes without getting his chainmail hoodie in a bunch.

This could absolutely be a lesson to voters the world over, who have the power to put real leaders in office but choose crusty old assholes instead of fresh, young minds and hearts. All the Uthers in the world are giving AOC and Sanna Marin shit for dancing. Can you believe we actually live in an era when our leaders get chided for dancing? For fucking dancing! Meanwhile AOC and Sanna Marin are attracting loyal followers in New York and Denmark, who would follow them to the ends of Camelot, while the same old self-serving ancient curmudgeons who keep getting elected are busy pulling Agravaine after Agravaine out of their bungholes. Perhaps I digress.

Their parting from lore that is a little less acceptable is what they chose to do with Lancelot. Love triangle with Gwen and Arthur, yes, but Lancelot's BBC fate was less than satisfying. There are many tellings of how Lancelot dies, both with and because of Gwen, but the BBC opted against putting Arthur's best knight at the roundtable through most of this series. How fascinating. And weird.

Anyway, the end: Avoiding spoilers, I'd say the series ended appropriately. My 20-year-old daughter is traumatized by the ending, but I know enough about Arthur lore to know that the end is appropriate and loyal to legend. Camelot enters a new era, Merlin finally gets the respect he deserves, and a strong woman rises to power (I hope she dances). Satisfying. My parting thought: Walking away from this series, I've discovered a new career aspiration. I don't need to be king of anything, but I really want a job that allows me to say, "Ready the men, we ride at first light" without getting bullied. I mean, that's just really damn cool.

Thanks for all of your comments and responses. It's been fun.

#Merlin #ArthurAndMerlinOTP #ToxicMasculinityVsBromance #ArthurWasPan #TristanAndIsoldSpinoff

#merlin #bbc merlin #bbc #colin morgan #bradley james #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur #merlin x arthur #gwen pendragon #mordred

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mandowifey · 1 year

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Headcanon request for either Albert Shaw or Arthur Harrow as a dad. But honestly, I would accept such a Headcanon for any villianeous character you write about. So surprise me.

This has been sitting in my head for awhile, so I'm excited to get to work on it.

I'm gonna do both these handsome fellas!

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Fatherhood

Albert Shaw & Arthur Harrow x Reader HCs

Warnings: Hints of Dubcon, definitely Noncon, implications of above mentions, crazy boys around kids, reader is not referred to by specific gender terms but is able to get pregnant.

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Arthur Harrow, first and foremost, wanted a child.

A child to him is a means of keeping you beside him. The bond would tie you two together forever. He likes the sense of control it brings him, especially over you. When you first met him, you were on the pill and mentioned never wanting kids of your own. But Arthur, as he does, convinces you otherwise. Perhaps even it was an 'accident'. He is certainly the kind of man who would swap your birth control with sugar pills. But he'd smile anyways and assure you it was fate.

While pregnant, you would be doted over. Every need met, whether it be from him or his followers. You would be given luxury and love and treasured like a little goddess. This is Arthur's child, after all, and that baby would be considered a herald. He would enjoy sitting with you, head on your stomach as you two talked. He would additionally make sure you ate well and took all the things you need for a healthy child. Arthur enjoys touching your belly while he reads or falls asleep. You have never looked more stunning.

When the child arrives, Arthur is in love immediately. While most wish for a boy, he always wanted a girl. Regardless, he was happy with whichever. He would sit beside you and help you cradle the crying newborn, imagining all the great things your baby would grow to accomplish. You, as the carrier, get to name the baby. Arthur would suggest names of course but leave the choice to you.

Fatherhood suits him. The man is extremely patient and controlled. He is great with teaching your child and helping them along. You've never heard him laugh so much before. There is considerable joy in his life now, and it shows. That baby would be raised with love and expectations. However, he is stern and unrelenting. The child never gets away with anything, and punishment is taken very seriously. It will learn that for actions, there are consequences.

I think Arthur would be a natural with parenting and fatherhood. He'd enjoy the molding of such a young life. He would eventually ask you for another, and maybe one more, once the first is a little older.

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Albert Shaw has never wanted children. As a child, he was violently abused and mistreated. He can not mentally grasp the responsibility of a child (even if he can raise and train a dog, it's different).

That being said, in this instance, you are a victim/obsession that he's grown fond of and wants to keep. Pregnancy at its core appeals to him. The idea of his seed stuck inside of you, the fact that you are forced to grow and bear something that is equal parts his own excites him. He enjoys the thought of you being stuck with a piece of him inside of you and for life. But that is just about where it ends for him.

When you start showing signs of pregnancy, he'd simply watch. Maybe, depending on if he really enjoys you, he'll give you water and use his softer tone to reassure you that all was well. He does find it arousing that your skin clears and breasts swell - he'd be very interested in those. When your tummy grows, he'd touch it and talk to you about it, generally wanting to make you uncomfortable.

"How does it feel? Being stuck with a piece of me inside of you."

When it came time for birth, you were most likely alone. Stuck in the basement and forced to go through the entire process alone. In this instance, if you survived, he would return home surprised to see and hear a baby.

There is a long pause, and he is gripping and loosening his hands. You can't really tell what he's thinking. You would be filthy, tired, barely awake if not for that need to protect your newborn. He would come across the room and shake his head, scolding you about the mess you made. You are afraid when he sits beside you and looks at the child. Part of you wants to believe he cares, but you see no semblance of love in those eyes of his.

He'd sit in silence for a while, wincing if the baby cried. Eventually, when you got too tired to keep awake, he'd take the child out of your arms and leave the basement.

And you would never see the baby again.

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gnc-valentine · 10 months

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The older brothers with child reader

AN: I’ve never once posted something like this so bear with me. I made this for a friend of mine who is silly goofy. This is platonic obviously. This only has the older bros but I’ll eventually make hcs for all the characters genuinely I promise please. Reader is Gender neutral. Also She/He levi in this :3

Lucifer:

• you are 1 more added to the 7 how good for you !! But not really !

• nah it’s fine tho really. Just as long as you don’t start/get in much trouble you’ll probably be fine. Oh you’re a kid being raised by a bunch of demons? Nvm then alright.

• genuinely moving on though, I’d say Lucifer would be one of those dads that would show up to whatever sporting event you may do, and just stand arms crossed with like a whole other row of dads watching the game intensely. Not even saying anything except for maybe the occasional jab at the other team and or referee.

• certified shaky camera holder. I don’t care what you wanna say. This man CANNOT record shit steady (me too fr). Might also forget the camera is still on and would just walk around with it in his pocket recording everything. He Denies it ever happened but it definitely did.

• in the anime, there was an episode where Lucifer and some of the brothers went on a camping trip. Working off of this, he definitely wakes you up at 6 in the damn morning just to fish for 3 hours then asks if you wanna hike after you’ve been sitting in a chair or standing for a while and your limbs are all tired. He definitely has one of those back packs that has like a packet for water with a straw coming out of the bag and will drink out of that instead of stopping to drink out of a water bottle for 30 seconds.

• THIS MAN IS INSUFFERABLE WITH BOARD AND CARD GAMES. HE WILL NOT GO EASY ON YOU NO MATTER HOW YOUNG YOU ARE. Oh you wanna win in Uno and you’re 7? TOO DAMN BAD.

• he probably makes the best grilled cheese known to man and if you ask really nicely, he’ll even wake up in the middle of the night to make it for you :3

Mammon:

• oh my fucking god. He is so uncle core you don’t understand. Tacky fashion? Check. Nearly the same if not more energy than the kid? Check. A car to blast music in on the way to get some junk food? Definitely check.

• he has a pool table in his room. I don’t know what else to say. You two probably against each other if by yourselves. He probably purposely shoots for the 8 ball to knock it in and lose if you’re feeling or looking too sad about being behind or losing. He’s cool like that. He plays it off like he didn’t purposely do it. what a good ball. If y’all play against like let’s say beel and belphie or something similar? Y’all are unstoppable 100%. Diavolo and Lucifer? Lucifer would try to win genuinely but diavolo makes trash shots on purpose cause he likes seeing you happy :3

• you two constantly jump to touch door frames or various other stuff near the ceiling. If you’re to short he’ll tease you and kinda brag about being tall but then you bite his knee or something and y’all start a full rough housing session that has Lucifer yelling from across the house telling y’all to calm the hell down before he finishes the fight himself no matter who started it.

• if you’re eating candy in his car or something like he’ll do that dad arm thing where he reaches behind the chair asking for some. He probably calls it the uncle tax or something but yeah

• you play poker with him. Not like real money poker, but poker nonetheless. Y’all are betting fucking candy probably. Stuffed animals too maybe if it gets intense. Again, if he sees you sad about losing most of your candy, he’ll purposely lose so you’ll be happy. He’s just so real like that

Levi:

• he’s definitely the family member that shows you games and movies that he obsesses over, that eventually you yourself obsess over (speaking from experience cough cough)

• if you like the things she likes? Oh boy. You are gonna have the best Halloween costumes of all time I’ll say that much. Hand made too.

• she definitely will watch kids shows with you and like try to get as much into them as you are. Gravity falls? She will go as mable/dipper with you for Halloween or a convention. Adventure time? He will watch any and every piece of media regarding it and will try to have lore convos about it with you. Pokémon? Bold of you to assume she doesn’t already like it you idiot (her fav Pokémon is milotic :3).

• if you suck at games she’ll try to help you but like if it’s a game he is super serious about and you wanna play he’ll probably just give you a fake controller or like let’s you play a mini game exclusively sorry.

• Mario party is always fun with her, you, belphie, and probably beel or mammon. He refuses to steal your star or coins or just do bad things to your character on the board. On the mini games however… she’s destroying you/hj. Mario cart is just as intense if not more intense. She will get a tad bit salty if you somehow get 1st place against her but she’ll be proud at the same time so it evens out.

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Hope you enjoyed and I hope I make another part lol !

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Absolutely no one expected this.

No one expected THE Eddie Munson, lead singer and front man to do this.

It was trending all over the internet;

'EDDIE MUNSON APPEARS ON KIDS SHOW TO TEACH KIDS ABOUT MUSIC'

Why did he do this?

To make his youngest son (name) happy, the two year old was obsessed with the show and seeing his papa? Practically exploding his tiny brain.

"Papapapapa!" (Name) yelled at the flat screen, staring at his dad dressed in his nicer metal attire a simple black shirt, tight jeans and a leather jacket.

Steve smiled as he recorded it for Eddie, the toddler bouncing up and down as Eddie sang a kids song about learning music and generally having a grand ol' time.

Twitter exploded at this point, every Making fancams and edits of Eddie doing this, a sharp contrast from his usual things.

Steve had to tell the toddler multiple times to back away from the tv, the little boy holding up his toy to the tv so it could also watch papa "papapapapa" (name) mumbled excitedly as he plopped down and watched the screen in awe.

Eddie had just gotten off set and could finally check his phone his assistant held for him and smiled when he saw the video of his baby owl bear losing his mind at his favorite things together: papa, (cartoon) and daddy with snacks.

The perfect trifecta.

Scrolling twitter while he was driven home, exhausted he was happy to see people praise him as a good dad, having mentioned off hand that (cartoon) was his youngests favorite, glad to know it was worth it.

Eddie and Steve's kids were kept out of the public eye, Dustin only ten and still having his childhood and little (name), two and just figuring out mirrors.

Thank god because he copied the dog and tried to fight his reflection.

He watched the video on repeat, smiling goofily at his little guy having the time of his life and sent it to the group chat and to Wayne, knowing he would get a kick out of his "grandkid", the kids calling him grandpa and no one bothered correcting them.

"Hey (assistant), could you stop by that doll store for a second I wanna surprise duckling"

"Alrighty! Do you need me to go in?"

"Nah, I wanna choose, get something special"

*It's basically just like a dolly version of build a bear, like a rag doll with those button eyes you know?*

Eddie took his time as he made his youngest dolls of the family, people taking pictures but he didn't pay much mind and got clothing to match their respective styles.

"Thank you, have a good day!" Eddie said kindly to the lady who helped him "of course! Have a dollightful day!"

"(Name), whose that at the door bud?" Steve said in a whisper, acting like he didn't know as (name) went to inspect and squeaked when Eddie lifted him up "gotcha! There's my little man!"

"Papa!"

"I got a surprise for you bud!" Eddie said holding his son in his arm "supise?" (Name) asked curiously as Steve brought in the cardboard dollhouses and set them on the ground "open these up bud" Eddie said as the tots dad's and brother watched excitedly, Dustin smiling at his baby brother who struggled to open the box and looked to him for help.

Dustin liked that (name) saw him as the beacon of helpfulness and the best big brother ever.

Dustin opened the boxes for him as (name) peaked into the first one "daddy!" And pulled out a dolly of Steve with an outfit he would totally wear and was completely entranced "look in the others bud"

(Name) stared at his dad before going and looking in the other boxes hand his body going in to grab the other dolls and let out an absolutely joyful squeal "papa it you!"

"Yeah bud, it's all of us!"

"What do we say (name)?" Steve said to his son slowly and the tot took a second to remember before looking at Eddie "thank you papa..."

"Of course, maybe next time we can get grandpa"

#stranger things x male reader #stranger things x reader #male reader #eddie munson x male reader #eddie munson x reader #steve harrington x male reader #steve harrington x reader #Dustin henderson x male reader #dustin henderson x reader

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Feel like matty and the boys are the type of dads that would dress up for their children’s birthday parties 🤣🤣 like you know how you can hire entertainers who will dress up as people for kids, I can 100% see matty in like a Spider-Man costume and his kids just being mesmerised and then one of them clicking on that it’s actually their dad 🤣

HA i love this. let's say in the d word universe, lyla and alex have a phase of being obsessed with the spider-man cartoons when they get a little bit older (maybe keir gets them into it when they're over at uncle ross's house or something!), and for alex's 6th birthday matty's like "you know what? i'm gonna dress up as spider-man for a bit at his party and entertain the kids". and you're like "😬 is that wise? if they figure out it's you then all hell will break loose. tears and tantrums all round", and matty's like "babe it'll be fine they'll have no idea. i'll do like 20 mins and an accent"; you raise a brow like "you can maintain a decent american accent for that long?", and matty's like "probably. surely the actor parents genes are in here somewhere. if not, i'll just do a backflip". you wince like "really? i didn't know you could do that", and matty smirks like "well, baby, i'm quite agile" - you nod like "yeah, i knew that one, alright", and matty laughs and hugs you. into his shoulder, you murmur "i can't talk you out of this, can i?", and matty says "not at all, sweetheart"; you sigh as you pull back like "alright then. but you have to get a costume that looks like the andrew garfield one, promise me", and matty's confused like "but the kids haven't seen those films yet". smirking, you kiss his cheek and say "no, that caveat is one for mummy, not the kids", and matty's jaw drops like "oh, we need to unpack THAT one later. but alright, darling, i'll see what i can find costume-wise".

he doesn't show you the costume until the actual day of alex's party, though, A) in case he or lyla were to walk in on him wearing it or swipe onto a pic on your phone while they watched peppa on youtube (as kids are wont to do) and B) in case you went catatonic at the sight of matty dressed like one of your formative on-screen crushes (he pestered you until you admitted it, said "that's quite valid of you actually. handsome man. great actor", and giggled at how flustered you got during the laptop smashing scene when you watched the social network together). you get to ogle him for a couple of minutes before he goes out and entertains the kids, and naturally matty's a flirty little shit with you, making you feel up his biceps because "i don't feel like the fabric's sitting right, sweetheart" - he also does the half-mask kiss with you right before he goes into the garden, which makes your knees weaken a little more than his kisses normally do lol. anyway, the performance is actually a success; he manages one flippy thing, which impresses the kids and makes adam go "well, that'll be his back fucked, then", and does a semi-decent accent that george and ross will nevertheless rib him for for the next 3-5 business days. alex is overjoyed by the whole thing, and is having such a good time with his friends that he doesn't even seem to clock that matty is nowhere to be found - lyla, however, isn't so easily duped. once he's changed back into regular clothes, matty finds her hanging around in the kitchen by herself trying to steal all the gummy bears from the bowls of haribos; he's like "you alright, munchkin? i heard i missed spider-man while i was at the loo", and lyla rolls her eyes like "i know it was you in the suit, dad". there's no point lying to her, he thinks, so he steals a cola bottle sweet and says "how could you tell?", and she says "you used one of the same voices you use for bedtime stories". matty's lowkey taken aback at how perceptive she is, but before he can say anything she keeps talking like "but it was nice you did that for alex. i mean, actual spider-man is definitely too busy to come to a birthday party in london" - matty smiles at that - "but alex sent him an invite anyway because he really wanted him to be here. don't worry, dad, i won't tell him it was really you. i think it's cool what you did". and matty scoops her up into a hug like "should've realised you'd figure it out, my clever girl! and that's very considerate of you to keep it a secret from alex. secrets aren't always good, but in this instance i think it's the right thing. m'proud of you, munchkin"; lyla quietly snuggles into her dad for a second, before she says "will you teach me how to do the flip thing you did?", and matty laughs like "in a little bit, darling. but let's go and get some cake first, yeah?" <3

#the thought of matty in a spiderman costume is doing terrible things to my psyche. need it #mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #d word matty #literal d word

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kurtcobainsgreencardigan · 4 months

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pauuuuuuuuu i’ve got a question. i understand that you enjoy supernatural, so could you explain to me the whole destial thing? i’m like, fairly close to caving and committing myself to 15 fucking seasons of them and dean from gilmore girls (who i fucking hate(the character not the actor)) so like, i wanna know what i’m getting myself into, cause the only stuff i know is the meme that’s always going around, and that everyone and their mother is obsessed with dean winchester

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD @weeping-in-the-willows WE'VE DONE IT!!!

okay andi here we go its gonna be LONG (thats what she said?)

Destiel is a ship between two main characters, Dean Winchester, who is a monster hunter, and Castiel, who is an angel of the lord. Although Cas does not appear until season 4(?), when he does it's clear there's something going on between the two men (boys?), and, whether or not it's intentional, there's a LOT of gay subtext. I think they suffer a lot but it's worth it for the very few moments they get to enjoy, and you value them so much more which makes it so enjoyable.

As for Sam Winchester (Dean Forester), he's a young man with daddy issues who never met his mom and decided that instead of having that horrible monster hunter life he wanted to go to Stanford and study law and have a great academically successful life (Sam and Rory Gilmore would be best friends). He's a sweet, kind, smart, driven, ambitious (and hot) 22(!) year-old who would never voluntarily hurt a fly. Obviously life had other plans for him but what happens to him is up to you. Now, I will say that I'm not the biggest mid-series seasons Sam fan, but I think early Sam was one of my first fictional crushes and I still think of him fondly. His favorite singer is secretly Celine Dion.

Dean Winchester also has daddy issues but as in yes-dad-I'll-do-everything-you-say-so-that-you-love me-while-his-dad-still-loves-sam-more daddy issues (which I know all too well not not the time nor place), whereas Sam was more like "No dad, this is YOUR dream". Dean is like that jackass who thinks he's this huge deal and he think he's really hot and smart and always right, which is infuriating because it's true. But really imagine a giant teddy bear with a flannel. that's Dean Winchester. It's a bit funny but for him the most important thing ever is his family and he will fight with all his might to save it, blood or found, he will die for them over and over again with no regrets, except that one where his daug we don't talk about that. He's also incredibly funny, he likes Frozen and dad rock and pie.

Cas is an angel who very often forgets that. Funny thing about this guy is that they first portray him as like this scary creature, he's the most powerful thing they've ever faced and he's so intimidating but once they get to know him he's really just like if an alien saw a hot guy and went "that one". He talks to cats sometimes.

About the show itself, the firsts seasons they think they're like this moody, serious show, but as it goes on it quickly turns into a comedy. They meet Scooby-Doo once. There's a musical. Doctor Sexy wears cowboy boots. Dracula. Ghostfacers!

Now, I wouldn't go as far as "recommending" it to someone, but if i could start clean and had the choice to watch it again for the first time, I'd tell them put me back in it, and I would cry and curse and suffer, but I'd go through it again.

And that is all, unless Willow wants to add something?

Also I would avoid the last episode, I would not watch it if I were you, I wish I never saw it and I pretend it doesn't exist, it is not canon if I say it is not and I refuse to recognize it as such. Thank you.

#omg im gonna go watch the ghostfacers episodes they're the best

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mx-lamour · 2 months

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Hauntings of the Mind

Some personal meta/background for Bloodstain/"It's all right." (and that last sonnet):

My best friend and guardian died when I was 8-1/2 years old. At night, before I fell asleep, I would usually see him walk past my door, doing his rounds of the house to make sure everything was as it should be.

I watched him die. It wasn't my hand that killed him, wasn't even my choice to make, but somehow I felt responsible. It wasn't even my first dead body, or even my first dead loved one, but it was the first time I'd witnessed the spark of life leave someone's eyes. The first time I'd felt the breath leave someone's body under my touch and not come back.

When I tell you my best friend and guardian was a cat, it doesn't matter. When I tell you he was 18 years old and ready to go, it doesn't matter.

I bargained with whatever god would listen to give him back to me. He wasn't even mine; he'd been my dad's best friend since he was a kitten. My pleas went unanswered.

My mom has told me her story of taking care of her father through his struggle with cancer. There came a point when it was clear he was never going to make it, but it was near Christmas time, and my grandpa was a stubborn fiend who refused to die on what was supposed to be a joyful occasion.

When January came, my mom bravely went to him and said, "It's okay, Dad. You can go now."

That was my first funeral. I was two years old then. And, according to my mom, I wouldn't leave the casket's side. This explains why I have such a vivid memory of looking down on my grandpa's waxlike hands holding a red rose. My grandpa loved roses. He tended them.

That's beside the point.

Around the time I was 13, I started having dreams that someday I would have to kill my romantic partner, whoever that would be. It wasn't so self-direct. I was a daydreamer and a reader of books, so I would make up stories. But sometimes they were only scenes.

And one of those scenes which plagued me was the image of someone kissing their lover, then stabbing him in the gut. They didn't want to do it; they had to. Tears streaking down their face, they apologized while the dying one looked on in shock.

I never really made the connection as to why.

Now, I'm married to a man who is nearly always struggling. He's chronically ill and terribly intelligent and horribly depressed. Inside of all that muck is a sweet, imaginative little boy who long ago lost his brother and his faith in all things. Now a grown man, he's also practical. Pessimistic. A bit obsessive-compulsive. He DM'd our Curse of Strahd campaign.

We both fear abandonment.

When his thoughts have taken a dark turn, as they sometimes do, he considers giving himself over to death. To not have to try anymore.

Early on, this terrified me. "But I'm here," I would think, never realizing my mistake, that it had never helped before.

And sometimes that image would come back to me unbidden: Would I have to kill him myself one day? If I couldn't bear the thought of him hurting himself, but if there was also little choice left in the matter, would I do the work for him, to retain some modicum of agency in our doomed relationship? There seemed to be little else I could do.

This was, of course, very distorted thinking. And I never did do that thing, and I suspect we never will go through that. We're getting better. And we're changing side-by-side.

But there were several times, probably yearly if I would have been keeping track, possibly close to the anniversary of his brother's death, when I wondered if and when I would be forced to put the man I love out of his misery.

Because I know what grief is. And I know regret, and rage, and despair. I know it hurts. And I know it's exhausting. I know.

And with the amount of perseveration that goes on in my anxious autistic head (or did, especially before I'd done any real healing, myself) I know that the inability to fix your own tragic mistakes, to correct for factors you couldn't have known about is devastating.

I know how an event can haunt you into eternity, throwing you into a repeat of that same moment, again and again, from something so little as the passing of a number on a calendar page, and still leave you bereft of any real closure.

The window glass is so horrifying because, even though you can see tragedy unfolding on the other side, there is little you can do about what you cannot touch, whether what you're reaching for is the past itself or the despair clouding another person's mind and heart.

#lamour stories #personal anecdote #gothic #dark powers #gothic romance #curse of strahd #backstory #creative writing #fanfic writing #i strahd #psychology #thought distortions #grief #death #write what you know

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aurora-ze-aquarius · 2 years

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so many people talk about lightning having daddy issues but, what if he had mommy issues?

his father left him and his mom to take care of themselves even when she needed him the most. she decided to take care of lightning and give him all the attention she could for the rest of his life, as a way of keeping herself from being lonely.

but with all good intentions there comes a twist. her loving and caring nature towards lightning had become an obsession. When he went to school his mom would secretly spy on him, feeling a raging jealousy if he ever befriended someone closely, thinking that he'd leave her

it got even worse as he got older. he was homeschooled from the time he was supposed to go to middle school. his mom smothered him in love and lies of the world, which were covered in a blanket of "protectiveness." lightning felt exhausted, having to bear with his mother's excessive pushiness and her need for attention every second. She had never even let him go for a walk outside, thinking that he would get "taken away from her."

one day he ran away and never returned, but his mother's words and false affections still haunted his mind…

OWJCOCNSICJC

This is great!

I live for the angst

Here's a short story cause why not

//⚠️⚠️ Helicopter parenting, overbearing mom, possesiveness

"Can't sleep, Stickers?"

Lightning turned to his side. Sally was there, two cans of cold, canned beer in her hands. She walked and sat down next to him, handing over one of the drinks.

"Thanks. And yeah, I can't sleep well." Lightning replied, leaning his head against her shoulder. There they sat on the rooftop of the motel's office, with nothing but the cold winds, and faint starlight as their company.

He cracked open his can and took a sip, feeling the taste of liquor down his throat. "I've just been thinking..." Lightning began, "You remember when we were talking about meeting up with your parents for mothers' day, right?" Sally hummed in response, gesturing for Lightning to continue. "And somewhere along the line... you asked if we could meet up with my family someday..."

A small frown appeared on Sally's lips, seeing how conflicted her boyfriend looked. "I'm sorry, Stickers. I didn't know it was a sore topic."

Lightning shook his head, "No, it's alright. It's just... Well. I never really think about it, and I suppose I was just thinking about how to explain it to you."

Sally nodded. "You don't have to tell me now you know? It's alright."

Again, he shook his head. "No, it's fine. I think it's time I came to terms with it I suppose..." Taking a deep breath, he let out a sigh, taking another sip from his can.

"My dad was never around. He left when I was just a baby, and I never really knew much about him. My mom practically raised me, basically devoting her whole life to me. That's an understatement...

"She... I... I know she loves me... and I know she was just looking after me but she just felt so... suffucating..." His grip on the can tightened, lightly denting the aluminum. "She watched me like a hawk. She'd never let me go anywhere unless she was with me. She never even let me go on school field trips, often claiming I was 'sick' or I was busy doing something else. She often dictated what I can nor can't do. One time, I think when I was around 5, maybe 4, I was messing with some of her makeup and she was livid... Said that boys should never do girl things and what not... Which is bullshit 'cause Bobby absolutely killed it in a dress..." He chuckled.

Sally gently wrapped an arm around him, pulling him close. Lightning sighed, resting his head against her chest. "I felt so trapped. It was as if she kept me under a microscope, and I was held in a cage so small I couldn't move. So then, one day, once I had saved enough money, and once I won a scholarship to the racing academy, I just left. I ran, and never looked back... Changed my name and my whole demeanor... There have been a few close calls where she nearly recognized me, but I'm lucky to have slipped away..."

Sally kissed his forehead, rubbing his arm with a hand. "I'm sorry Stickers..."

Lightning gently pulled away, kissing her on the cheek. "It's fine, Sal. Really... I suppose I can't help but wonder... How would things have gone had I never ran away..?"

She ran her hand through his hair, then lightly cupped his cheek. "Lightning, you are incredibly lucky to have run away from a toxic situation... It takes a lot of strength just to recognize that you deserve better... And even more so to finally break free..."

Lightning sighed, a small smile found its way on his lips as his eyes felt wet and heavy. Tears threatened to fall, but didn't. "Thank you, Sal... For everything, really..."

#pixar cars #cars fandom #pixar #lightning mcqueen #humanized cars #salqueen #cars 2006 #🌌⚠️#🌌📝#🌌✉️

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imagine

Gwen one day does Finns makeup (smokey eye and red lips) and Finney looks good - like Gwen did a really good job at his makeup! Out of excitement, Finn shows Al and kisses him - which leaves a lipstick mark which Finn realises he likes a lot. Like a whole lot. In the end, it ends up with Finneys lipstick entirely smudged and Al left covered in kiss marks from his forehead down to his belt.

(this came to me whilst i was in an exam and i definitely failed but yknow 😔🫶🏼)

Broski you already know!! I'm obsessed with this scenario oh my god! I ramble typed up a little continuation of this so enjoy!! (Also, I'm sure you didn't fail your exam! And if you did, don't listen to me. I'm only a silly little guy with barely any thoughts in my head. You'll get 'em next time for sure!!)

-------- Finney already knew that, at least in Albert's eyes, he was pretty. Beautiful, even. Al tells him every day, after all. He hadn't really considered it up until he met Al since all he's ever been told about his appearance is that he's ugly. That's what years of bullying will get you. (When Al first started 'courting' Finney and complimenting him a lot, it gave the boy a bunch of mixed feelings and caused much strife within his thoughts.) He got over it though, and slowly let himself just believe his boyfriend about his looks. Al's opinion of him is the only one that matters here anyway.

This all comes to a head when one day Gwen sort of jokingly asks Finney if he wants her to do his makeup. She had caught him watching her carefully apply eyeshadow from the crack in her door. To her surprise, he agreed. Not one to judge, Gwenny just invites her big brother in and tells him to take a seat on her bed. He does and she just absolutely goes to town on his face.

She applies every technique she learned from watching late night infomercials for the latest makeup trends. In the end, Finney actually looks really nice. She tells him as much and grabs him her little hand mirror she got as a birthday present from their mom all those years ago.

When Finney sees himself for the first time, he's a little taken aback. His father's voice in his head warns him that "boys shouldn't wear makeup" with a drunken slur but Finney just shakes it off. He likes how he looks. The dark brown eyeshadow and rosy blush compliment his features really well. The bright red lipstick makes everything pop. He really likes how he looks-- and how he feels. Who would have known?

In an excited rush he pulls Gwen into a quick bear hug and runs his way outside to the garage where his bike is parked. It's Wednesday night and his dad is working late. What he doesn't know won't hurt him; Gwenny is fine on her own, anyway.

He bikes all the way over to Al's house and rushes to grab the key hanging from his neck to unlock the front door. Samson is of course the first to greet him, the eager pup that he is. Albert can hear Finney's giggles all the way from his bedroom and comes out to see him standing there looking absolutely breathtaking.

"Al! Look what Gwen did!!"

The poor man doesn't even get a word out before Finney comes barreling towards him, throwing his arms around his torso as he beams up at him.

"Wow. You look... gorgeous, baby. My beautiful boy." In a turn of events everyone saw coming, that's all it takes to get Finney to lunge up at Al and claim his mouth with a kiss.

By the end of the night, Finney's poor eyeshadow is all smudged and his lipstick is now more on Albert than it is himself. From the man's mouth, neck, and chest all the way down to his unzipped fly.

Finney really should have asked Gwen how to get this stuff off.

- εϊз

#Ask Response #Thanks for the Ask bestie #Crazed Ramblings #Blakeshaw #Alfinn #Magicspace #Proship #Profic #Gwen is the MVP fr #Best little sister ever

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reggieservices · 2 years

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Bowers Gang Ship Request<3

Request: Hey! I was wondering if you could do a bowers gang ship for me? I am a girl with medium length hair, and brown doe eyes. I am 5 feet tall and I have a girly voice(which I am very insecure about). I am very clumsy, clingy, naive, gullible, and submissive. And I have a bit of an attitude. But at heart I am caring, empathetic and sensitive. A red flag I have is when I really care about someone I am willing to do anything for them. Basically obsessed with them. I have a soft aesthetic. I wear skirts and big sweaters. I love drawing, and snuggling up in my bed and watching horror movies. I also have a huge plushie collection. I also love your writing! It’s so good<3 (So sorry if I made it to long and If I said to much)

×For @lizzzzzzie45

I pair you with.......

🧸Reggie Huggins!!🧸

🧸 Listen, this big ol teddy bear is the PERFECT man.

🧸 At a whopping 6'3, Reggie will be your personal body guard day and night.

🧸 Gives you piggy back rides, hugs, and cuddles.

🧸 He adores every aspect of your being, from you fairy height, to your adorable big brown eyes.

🧸 Remembers each and every name of your stuffed animals, can and will recite them from memory

🧸 Will praise every work of art you show him, showing off to everyone that his girlfriend is such an amazing artist

🧸 Cop an attitude with Mr. Reggie and he will pull out the dad pose and stern dad voice, is not over throwing you on his shoulder and putting you in timeout

🧸 Is clumsy as well!! You guys can bond over silly scars you have from dumb accidents

🧸 He likes playing with your hair, running his hands through it while you snuggle in your bed, covered in mountains of stuffed animals

🧸 Thinks your style is absolutely adorable, melts when he picks you up for a date and you're wearing a big sweater that covers your hands

🧸 Speaking of picking you up, this man will drive you anywhere you want

🧸Gas station? You got it. Want some Pizza for dinner? Hop in. Drives you to school every morning, forcing the boys to sit in the back to make room for you

🧸 Gets creeped out by Horror movies, but will tough it out to be macho for you (disregard the fact that he's shaking like a leaf while you guys watch House of a 1000 Corpses, u didnt see any of that)

🧸 Is so sweet to you, easily gets you to open up to him, he is your rock whenever you need him

🧸 You're height scared him when he first met you,('how could one be so tiny' he thinks) loves calling you 'shorty'

🧸 You are now the only other person allowed to play music in the Trans Am, congratulations

🧸 Will cry if you guys watch a movie where a dog dies, he sobs every time during Hachiko: A Dog's Story

🧸 Is an absolute sucker for you, you have him wrapped around your finger

🧸 Will be just as, if not more, clingy with you than you are with him

🧸 Having an arm around you, holding your hand, just wants to touch you and be around you all the time

🧸If you ever feel insecure about anything, he's always there to comfort you and be a shoulder for you to cry on

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Okay so this was my first time every doing a ship request and I thought it was really fun!! Thank you so much for asking. Requests (ship or otherwise) are open at this time so please feel free to send smth in!! Stay safe y'all <3

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seraphofthesimps · 1 year

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Okay, my faves as dad’s, I am so prepared for this 😅

Ushijima: he’s a girl dad and 100% a pushover. We both thought he’d be the stern parent and we were both wrong. His girls have him wrapped around their fingers and they get so spoiled. He’s at every sports game, dance or music recital they have, and is their number one supporter. He does want them to be the best and sometimes he pushes a little too hard, but he ultimately just wants them to be happy. Plus, when he became a parent, he promised himself he wouldn’t be like either of his own parents.

Bokuto: BEST DAD EVER. There isn’t a doubt in my mind that he would make the best dad. Boy dad hands down although when our fifth kid is finally a girl, he’s thrilled that he finally gets a little princess to spoil. Not much of a disciplinarian but he does enforce the rules that we’ve agreed on and he’s pretty firm with the rules (especially bedtime which surprised me but that’s mostly because bedtime means he and I get to be alone lol). He’s not only at every game, he’s teaching and coaching them at home, skipping his own practices to make sure he’s at their games. And when one of our sons likes art more than sports, he’s all about going to museums and taking art classes with him so he can learn more. All in all, 100/10 dad. Most loving, most supportive, and the most fun of any man I simp.

Taiju: another dad where I’m not the stern one lol. While he is a good dad, it doesn’t come naturally to him. He had to unlearn a lot of bad behaviors from his own parents and also unlearn the way he parented his siblings. Terrified when he found out we were going to be parents because he was so afraid of fucking up like with his siblings, so he ended up reading a lot of parenting books. He loves our kids a lot but he does adhere a lot to the “I want these perfect quiet kids” kind of life and I’m the opposite and love to sing and dance and draw and act crazy with the kids, so he had to adjust. But over time, he did and he’ll even join in our chaos. He does hate when Hakkai puts the kids up to pranks on him, but he takes it with a grimace and bears it. We also have triplets (two boys and a girl), so he honestly had to get used to the chaos from day one 🤣

Shuji: a weirdly good dad. Kids? Accidental. Well, the first one was. But he was very supportive of the situation and at every appointment, only slightly annoying during the birth lol. After the kid was born? Secret softie. He’s one of those dads trying to sneak our boys from the bassinet to our bed with us, arguing how they won’t be this little for long. His favorite part of them being small is watching them eat—he’s a little obsessed with breastfeeding and has 100% fed the boys while I’ve been sleeping lol. Hates when they cry both because “how are they so loud?! My fucking eardrums!” and also because he doesn’t like them being upset and not knowing why. When our boys are a little bigger, he’s teaching them pranks that they pull on everyone who comes over, and on me. We have a girl a few years after the boys and she has her dad, two brothers, and three very large dogs as her own little personal protection squad. Absolutely spoiled like a princess by her dad and brothers, but they also teach her to throw a punch.

Thank you for sharing! It’s all so well thought out and cute and I loved reading it 🥰

#Garden of B ❧

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aestheticvoyage2023 · 1 year

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Day 13: Friday January 13, 2023 - “He Just Needs Love”

My current hobby: learning all I can about how to have really exceptional Dad days with a busy toddler. From wake up to bedtime, being mindful every step of the way, stacking one piece at a time. Audrie wants to put a beautiful spin on it that makes it seem so simple - and maybe thats why she’s such an effective Mom. “play, eat, change diaper, repeat. As for me, Ive got to work a lot harder! Where I am not a natural, I need to be skillful. I’ve learned the importance of having a plan, and staying a step ahead, having distractions in my back pocket ready for when things get sideways on me. Its a big responsibility and I can’t just wing it. I got him.

Today, after only about 4 hours of sleep, we were up and watching some Bluey. Until 9am when I had to get on a work call. I got the butter noodles and Signing Time queued up to help me out so I could juggle both. It worked, enough = Win. I got him down for morning nap after a little struggle - no Mom milk available buddy, going to have to do this right or risk not getting that break at all! Got the right combo of songs, and toys, and cuddles and he was out at 10:45.

Time to hustle now. I figured I had 20 to 60 minutes to be productive and I used it to clean and reset the house...nothing is more helpful to my mental health on these days than that. Clean slate. Time to breathe and clean up the chaos. When he wakes up, we’ll have our fresh start. We’ll have gotten over the biggest hurdle - the “Thursday night / Friday morning tornado.” Ready to start over.

At one hour, on the dot, he started quaking from his bed. I quickly scooped him up, bopped him across the house, and settled into our bed. I figured Id lay and cuddle him, extend his nap, and take as much bonus rest as we could get. He laid there with me, drooling on my shoulder, for another 75 minutes. Big win!!! Day=shortened. Win.

Just after 1 and I had to listen in on another work call - A+++ for whomever invented the bluetooth headset. I have to imagine it was for working Dads and moments like these as I chased and entertained William all through the house and even outside while multi-tasking....where we both enjoyed how nice and warm that sunny sky felt!

As soon as my call was over, the next step of my plan was ready to go. Lets go back get outside! Drove down to the Zoo for our first visit to the giraffes in 2023. Lots of other people to watch as we made our way around to see the Peacocks, the Rhino, an elephant, meerkats, Lemur, the flamingos, the lion, and even the big bear up close! William, in his cute little romper, was happy to say hello and wave at everyone. Happy boy. Daddy was doing good work. And I was ready for my reward. Zoo Fries. Yum! Win for us both!

Great time to facetime in with Mama (who was settled into New York City for the rest of the day) - check in time=check. Good for mama’s heart to see her happy baby boy mow down some ketchup and ice. But this is where my planning was important. Knowing he had that late nap, I knew Id need to do more to run out some energy and not just drive home. So we walked Reid Park, and saw the ducks, visited a playground (he had little interest today). I could see the ball fields were busy and William noticed to. All week, William has been pretty obsessed with his baseball and we wondered if he connected his “baseball” (a special one from Cooperstown) with the sport he hasn’t seen on TV for a few months....and then he answered it as he stood in his stroller, pointed at the fields off in the distance - “baseball!” I guess he does know. So we wandered around the outfield fence trying to learn the way to the diamonds next to Hi Corbett Field where the UofA plays. Covered some ground together finding our way around this place. Should be spending more time here! What awesome soft green grass! We found our way in, under a beautiful sunsetty sky and found 3 different travel high school games being played between the Tucson teams and a team from Washington state. Very cool. We stayed for over an hour watching the games (a long time for a Toddler!). Win again!

I pushed William right up behind the dugouts so he could get a close up view of the boys, and hear the sounds of the game and the coaching and the cheering. He loved it. “Baseball” became the word of the rest of the day, and as soon as we got home, thats what he wanted to find. He definitely connected the dots. And for me it was fun too, to think about coming out here to watch more baseball this Spring -”I should look up the UofA schedule!” I looked affectionately at the other baseball Dads there keeping track of the runs and the pitch counts. I let him play in that great grass and he took advantage of that time to tackle me over and over and over....burn that energy buddy. It was my favorite part of the day.

We strolled our way back to the car, and started the commute home, and he was asleep in his car seat before we were out of the complex. I watched in the rearview mirror as his head started to bob, glad I was able to push that out to get it logged as a really solid sleep. Successful Afternoon Nap= Check.

Whats next? Home stretch! But my work isn’t done yet. If I could get through the next 2.5 hours Id have a successful Dad day. Had the quiet drive home to vision it out and reset again. Groceries, dinner, Spartans Basketball, bath and bed. Lets have fun with this last little bit and get to the finish line! Engage play and enjoy. The secret weapon? Butter and Noodles. Take me home Noo Noos.

Before we knew it, he was fed, bathed and ready for a baba. I whipped up a good combo that include butter and heavy cream, and he drank that right down as we looked at the Trucks book and read Booby Moon together as we talked about wanting to get some good sleep tonight. It wasn’t the easiest goodnight. Every time I put him down he was right back up like he hadn’t been out cold moments before! He’s been doing that a lot the past week for both of us, but I stayed calm and patient. “You having trouble going to sleep?” I asked. “yass” he answered. “Its ok, Im here with you, for as long as you need. And even when I step out, I’ll come right back if you call me. We’ll do this together.” I bopped him to the finisher song, I’ll Be Around, and laid him down quietly. He held still. I think I got him this time. ... waaaiiittt..... He quietly whimpered “mama” then “night night” - deep sigh, and that was it. Id made it to the end. Check. Win!

Donald Miller writes about a “good story” having a very simple formula: A character that wants something and overcomes conflict to get it. My fatherhood story here hasn’t been easy or natural. We’ve had some bumps. But here we are, the story still being written. I haven’t just left it at “this is impossible” - that wouldn’t be a very good story at all, for anyone; most of all William. So as the plot takes shape, Ive had to work harder at it and these weekends on my own are the inciting incident(s). As each Thursday night rolls around, its time to accept the invite again. If I am going to have good days. - happy days - successful days, like today, its going to take a lot of effort. And I am sure as soon as I have it figured out, I’ll have to figure it out again. I got great advice from Deni (Grammee) last week after the Friday morning tornado wiped me out; “don’t get frustrated, just try something different.” It takes a plan that is flexible enough to shake with his frenetic pace, and time to think of new and different things. It takes more than just saying “that didn’t work” - but instead “what am I going to do if this doesn’t work?” - its not enough for me to know the play, its about “whats the next play?”

Each weekend, I learn a little more and add some more skill. And the most important skill, is the importance of sequencing. Its not enough to hope for an easy good night but what do I need to do from A to B in order to set him up to have an easy goodnight. Audrie, in her love for both of us, simplified it down to “he just needs love.” Sounds easy enough. But knowing how I am going to deliver that love step by step through the day to keep up the positive momentum, thats the real game. Before she left yesterday, we started something that I asked be a part of our weekly routine. The pep talk. We vision cast each of the days until she was back, including “what do you want for dinner Sunday night?” We talked about whats been working recently and maybe what some new ideas are for play and for food. I am not good enough at this to just be able to run out the clock, and take it easy. At least not yet. Maybe one of these weekends in 2023 I’ll put together the perfect weekend, and get through from start to finish without even so much of a raised blood pressure. Im not there yet, but I am getting there. Days like today make me believe that I am on my way. And who knows, maybe when I am done putting together this great story, I will be apply everything Ive learned to my own every day life and then we can laugh about the cliche, “who was teaching who?”

Song: Kenny Chesney - Get Along

Quote: “Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. Embracing our vulnerabilities is risky but not nearly as dangerous as giving up on love and belonging and joy—the experiences that make us the most vulnerable. Only when we are brave enough to explore the darkness will we discover the infinite power of our light.” ― Brene Brown

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