#war is not a joke
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny
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#meme#memes#shitpost#shitposting#humor#funny#lol#satire#funny memes#funny humor#funny meme#video games#war thunder#minecraft#virginia#news#us military#irony#joke#parody
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popular holotuber spacebomberguy has uploaded a new five hour video essay! it starts as a critique of the new “dress like a senator” fashion line and it’s place in pro-republic clone wars propaganda, before spiraling into a discovery that chancellor palpatine is a sith lord!! reactions on the holonet are mixed, with macewinduofficial declaring the video “necessary viewing for all of coruscant” while anakinskyyyy3534 replied to a link with “TLDW”
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i’m still hoping for a CX-2/tech reveal, if for nothing else than to see this scene play out
#more serious/finished shit coming soon but i sketched this out as a joke and then liked it way too much so i had to share lol#the bad batch#tbb#star wars#star wars the bad batch#sw tbb#tbb omega#tbb tech#tbb hunter#tbb wrecker#tbb crosshair#cx-2#mods art#mods draws#my art
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ep 6!
#spy x family#anya forger#loid forger#sxf fanart#my art#sorry im just playing catch up for the episodes i missed aklhdsg#edit: took the 'war' our of 'war criminal' cause i've already had 2 complaints abt it hehe#i realise the 'my fave is a war criminal' joke doesn't really work in this context
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when i learned jedi kids r raised communally i suddenly understood the anakin | obi wan conflict so much better omg its only child vs kid with like 8 siblings. obi wan is like anakin ur so fckn stupid (smiles fondly) and anakin is like he thinks im stupid 😡
#star wars#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#obviously there is more to the conflict and anakins being groomed n shit but#yk#its a joke
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Good Omens + Bad Jokes (6/?)
Made as part of the Angst War over at @goodomensafterdark
#good omens#good omens + bad jokes#goad angst war#good omens incorrect quotes#incorrect omens#incorrect good omens quotes#incorrect gomens quotes#Aziraphale#crowley#az fell#aj crowley#anthony j crowley#ineffable idiots#aziracrow#ineffable divorce#aziraphale#good omens spoilers#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffablyruined
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#seasons greasons#star trek#tos#star trek tos#a private little war#james t kirk#jim kirk#mugato#the jokes
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It's his day to join the Hades AU! Happy Cody Day!!
""This weapon is your life" is what my general often said to lecture his old padawan during the war, and yet he constantly lost his. The lightsaber and his cloak... The things might be cursed. Not as much as yours, though."
"Please keep that thing far away from my kid."
Rex from down the hall: "Stop trolling the shiny as a way to cope, Cody!"
Cody: "I have nothing to cope with, this is just for fun. The Darksaber is definitely cursed and you know it."
Rex: "Oh yeah, it definitely is. Sorry kid."
Din is still trying to figure out how he counts as a "shiny" here
Backgrounds, as per usual, are screenshots from my latest attempts at a run in the Hades game. All I can do is add more pocket characters, I'm not gonna redraw the whole set TT^TT (but look, Din is holding a handful of green and brown pixels now!)
#please insert the appropriate “that is the GAR's ass” joke here for me#tumblr where are my reds again???#commander cody#cody day#coday#cody day 2224#cc 2224#hades au#star wars fanart#tcw fanart#my art#the clone wars#you're not following me for my ability to write good dialogue#so just appreciate what a fine figure cody cuts from this angle alright?#dunk that man in some soapy water his armor needs a good scrub#he has no murder on his conscience whatever might rex be alluding to? what does he know :P#when they don't have din to pick on cody is trying to coax rex into calling boba an “anklebiter” to his face#it's only a matter of days before he wears rex down#(rex is already game he just wants cody to bet something very good for it)
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I know you said it as a joke but please, tell us more about the Au where Longtail is a mutated ferret, does he do the weasel war dance
he absolutely has to now
#warrior cats#deer scribbles#firestar#longtail#does this joke work?#im doing this joke#i was gonna do the “what the fuck man” joke again because repetition#but i read the wikipedia article for weasel war dance#and it explained that they did it to disorient predators?? and this post came to mind
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How it started *Under the Mountain*:
Feyre: “So that’s the love of my life.”
Rhys: “Really? Tamlin? That guy?”
Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”
Rhys: “And prayers. Girl what-”
Where it went *Early ACOWAR*:
Feyre: “So this is my mate.”
Lucien: “Really? Your mate is that guy?? Rhysand???”
Feyre: “Yeah. Thoughts?”
Lucien: “And Prayers. Girl what-”
#incorrect quotes#incorrect acotar quotes#acotar#acowar#feyre acotar#feyre cursebreaker#tamlin#rhys acotar#rhysand#feysand#lucien vanserra#Lucien must be so tired by that point I can’t even#is it any surprise Rhys throws shade with his powers?#Lucien’s reaction showing up in the Night Court will never not be funny to me#yup this is how it happened#this is how that scene went right?#NOT an anti-post but for some reason people think it is??#nothing but love here for all guys#this is a joke#I do not do ship wars here#please no negativity#if you’re going to reblog with tags keep them positive
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oooooOOOOOooooo digital circus upon ye!!!!!!!! (these characters are SO hard to draw ;;) ((Stupid-er doodles under the cut))
I love Cain I swear dsfklksldkflsdkf
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#tadc pomni#tadc jax#tadc caine#wait is that how his name is spelt#tadc ragatha#tadc bubble#this show is very silly :) and incredibly fun to write stupid jokes with the characters haha#also was I the only one who got war flashbacks to md ep 6 during the whole office maze thing.#I thought a sentinal was abt to destroy pomni dslkfjsdklfj#anyway enjoy my doodles :3c#my art#because I forget to tag it lmao
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From this post.
#star wars#sw fanart#the clone wars#tcw fanart#fanart#commander cody#obi wan kenobi#codywan#clone wars#tcw#sw modern au#yeah i don't know either#😆#my fanart#coline7373#when you can't make something beautiful make something funny based on someone's (not) joke#illustrated post
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height ahh difference
#team fortress 2#tf2#science party#red oktoberfest#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#this one's a bit fruity on purpose ahem#alternative title is “Gravel war field medic stands way too close to his patients and dies while taking all the collateral damage”#jokes aside I have been thinking about how medic is tall and if he were to stand really close to engie he'd be looking down onto him#for some reason I just like the idea of him doing that; hands in his pockets; staring at one specific part in engie's face but not his eyes#meanwhile for heavy he has to look up#Hallo mein Großer; wenn ich darf? And just zooms into his face but in a sultry way#put the back of your hand against his chest so it feels like you want to avoid actively touching him but very much do it on purpose#It's like neck and shoulder stretch exercises for medic; ↓↑↓↑#Haha gotcha this was going to be another joke after all#👌#This was the last thing I wanted to draw before work gets super busy again
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Still thinking about that scene I wanted after last week’s episode of Bad Batch.
Hunter and Echo aren’t mad, they’re just disappointed.
(and a shameless plug for my Bad Batch podcast which you can find here)
#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#bad batch#hunter the bad batch#echo the bad batch#tech the bad batch#wrecker the bad batch#omega the bad batch#the only joke i have is angry pseudo parents reading angry under one lamp waiting for their kids to come home#and thats fine by me
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(L-R) Callum Turner, Barry Keoghan, Austin Butler, Edward Ashley, Nate Mann
PHOTOCALL - Masters of the Air Premiere - 10 January, 2024
Los Angeles, California
#im barry bc im always the quickest to laugh at my crush's jokes😭😭 nah but wot a pretty line up eh?#barry keoghan#austin butler#callum turner#masters of the air#nate mann#edward ashley#curtis biddick#gale cleven#john egan#john kidd#robert rosenthal#masters of air press#affection#hbo war#beautiful men
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