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claudehenrion · 20 days

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Enfin une bonne nouvelle ?

Vous n'allez pas me croire... Pourtant, parfois, à l'opposé complet de tout ce que racontent tous les perroquets officiels (et Dieu sait s'ils sont nombreux et ne reculent devant rien !), il arrive un moment où finit par surgir de la brouillasse ambiante une vraie bonne nouvelle. Celle dont je veux vous parler aujourd'hui ressemble un peu à une divine surprise : ''LA VRAIE BETISE EST AUTO-DESTRUCTRICE''... et cette révélation frappe nos pitoyables dirigeants comme une pandémie (mais une vraie, cette fois !).

Les exemples abondent, hélas, de la malveillance, intentionnelle à en être vicelarde et qui paraît parfois être ''par système''... avec laquelle nos incapables ''leaders'', irresponsables mais très coupables, mènent le pays à sa perte. Immigration, écologie, Europe, démographie, dette, fiscalité, paix civile et sécutité, école, etc... la bêtise de chacune de leurs décisions crève les yeux de qui veut bien ne pas garder les siens ''grands fermés''. La démonstration –si besoin était-- de leur inaptitude chronique à trouver de bonnes solutions aux problèmes qu'ils devraient résoudre vs. les mauvaises solutions qui semblent être les seules qu'ils soient capables d'imaginer, tient en un seul souvenir, lourd de honte et de bobards : le covid.

Quand un groupe d'êtres plus inhumains que humains, mais nuls, devient détenteur d'une autorité qu'aucun d'eux ne mérite... et a le culot –devant la face du monde, le jugement à venir de l'Histoire, et la totalité de ses contemporains (ravalés au rang de sujets traités en objets)-- d'oser formuler le tiers du quart des phrases qui nous ont été imposées ''H 24'' et ''7 s/7'' pendant des mois, sans aucune raison valable ni, d'ailleurs'' le moindre début d'excuse, de pardon ou de mea culpa... c'est qu'ils (ces nuls) s'imaginent tout permis et se croient protégés par une immunité ''de système'', elle aussi. Décidément, plus on creuse et plus la ''bonne nouvelle'' annoncée en titre de cet éditorial se révèle être une catastrophe, pour d'autres : ''LA VRAIE BETISE RAVAGE TOUT'' !

La volonté de destruction de ces nuisibles touche tous les secteur de l'activité et de la pensée : le but officieusement poursuivi officiellement (vous suivez ?) est que plus personne ne s'y retrouve : toutes les références doivent sauter pour soi-disant permettre à leur rêve cauchemardesque d'un hypothétique ''homme nouveau'', indéfini en tout, de pouvoir exister dans son inexistence. Les instigateurs-propagateurs de ces idées mortelles et sans le moindre sens vont donc ''détricoter'' l'un après l'autre tous et chacun des ''chapitres'' de l'activité humaine et de toute civilisation.

Nous avions mentionné plus haut le covid, mais les mêmes stratégies de recherche d'absurde à tout prix se retrouvent partout, de l'atome à l'immigration, de la dette nationale aux jeux olympiques (que Alain Bauer, pourtant pas un excité, qualifie de ''crime-tels-qu'ils-sont-envisagés''), du conflit russo-ukrainien aux fantasmes russophobes de l'Elysée, de l'Europe à... l'Europe (car là, avec la mère von den truc, on est dans la folie au carré !), de l'industrie à l'agriculture ou du soi-disant ''sociétal'' à la religion –ou, plus exactement, au seul christianisme, l'islam ayant toutes les faveurs de nos ravageurs : il est nettement plus proche de la volonté de destruction que, par exemple, le catholicisme qui bâtit sans cesse, transmet, s'améliore et veut le ''vrai bien'' des hommes !

Et puisqu'on vient de mentionner cet ''ennemi public n°1'' des vrais ennemis des peuples que sont nos actuels ''maîtres-à-penser-de-traviole'', laissez-moi partager avec vous un de mes grands sujets de tristesse du moment : vous rendez-vous compte que le promeneur moyen, de nationalité française (NDLR - Même s'il n'est pas un de ces ''français de papiers'', ces fruits blets de lois injustifiables et d'une administration pyromane, qui n'ont de français que leurs ponctions moralement indues sur notre richesse nationale), qui se balade le nez au vent dans les rues de Paris (si ce modèle ancien existe encore !) est incapable de savoir à quoi ou à qui correspond le nom de 90% des rues, des places, des avenues qu'il emprunte ou croise, et que, lorsque le même promeneur va tomber (et dans les villes françaises, c'est à peu près tous les kilomètres) sur une superbe église ou sur une de nos sublimes Cathédrales, il ne saura pas trop à quoi peut bien servir ce grand bâtiment ou à quoi correspond le drôle de nom dont on l'a affublé...

Mais puisque je parlais ''d'une bonne nouvelle'' dans le titre de cet éditorial, permettez-moi, s'il vous plaît, le grand bonheur de vous confirmer l'effondrement dramatiquement spontané donc raisonné des ventes de véhicules électriques, hybrides ou pas, dans tous les pays. Je crois avoir été l'un des très rares –et un des tout premiers-- à prendre dès le début une position très risquée sur ce sujet écolo-politique, et à vous parler, souvent, de cette ''arnaque du siècle''. Tant que des gouvernements, myopes au point d'en être aveugles, ont subventionné dans des proportions insensées les achats de voitures électriques, on a pu croire à un succès de la folie sur l'intelligence. Ça ne pouvait pas durer longtemps ! La raison, normalement, reprend ses droits et l'intelligence, ses prérogatives !

Dès que l'actualité a rendu obligatoire l'arrêt de toute urgence des conneries absolues, la vérité a surgi du puits, belle, calme, incontournable, majestueuse : on ne fait pas boire un âne qui n'a pas soif. Je suis si content de cette manifestation (très attendue, en ce qui me concerne) de la Justice immanente (dont les lecteurs réguliers de ce Blog connaissent l'importance pour moi...) que je vous en reparlerai très bientôt, ne serait-ce que pour vous confirmer –si besoin était-- que ''La Vraie bêtise est auto-destructrice'', CQFD !

H-Cl.

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chewyjellycable · 3 months

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People need to know about cold brew frappe PLEAAASE

ABWAAA Cold Brew Frappé... I think she needs to explode immediately if not sooner I love to hate her <3

Anywho here's some info about Cold Brew Frappé!! Also here's a link to the TH because I know she has So Few Posts on this blog.

Cold Brew uses They/She/He and is gender apathetic. She literally does not care what you call her so long as you fear and/or respect her.

If people thought Cappuccino was scary, then Cold Brew is on another level. Though while Cappuccino is all for a fair trial and ensuring the truth triumphs over whatever else, Cold Brew... is a bit more towards the unethical. Tampering and destroying evidence, blackmailing witnesses, what have you... all for an ensured victory.

Cold Brew is based on Manfred Von Karma.

Cold Brew works internationally and will take any case so long as they get to utterly crush the defense or get paid handsomely. It's less about the money, and more about the prospect of revenge though.

Cold Brew HATES Cappuccino and Langue. ESPECIALLY Langue. Not just because they're a defense attorney and thusly they're at odds anyways, but also because Langue's whole reputation was "built on a half-truth". Because while Langue never lost the trial with Roguefort, they never won, either.

Their pet is named 'Case Filer' which while it doesn't have an actual form to look at yet, it's a very angry nail file. It seeks out information that would help a defense case and files it down until it no longer exists.

Brew's bitterness stems from their own family being put on trial and given such harsh sentencing it made their childhood... More than a little rough. Hopping from place to place, they'd vow to get back at whoever they could as a prosecutor. If their family couldn't have peace or mercy, why should anyone else?

Parts of Brew's skin are eternally frostbitten. They cover most of these parts up, but there is a patch on their face that they can't exactly cover up without looking unprofessional. Their 'cold' demeanor is almost as literal as their frozen heart. (For design terms: The "Cold Brew" is their hair, and the "Frappé" part is their body.)

Their court record is spotless. It's suspicious, yes, but there's nothing illegal that detective work has brought to light. That is to say: No detective dares put forth any evidence against Cold Brew lest they face the consequences.

Cold Brew doesn't really like Walnut or Almond, but at least Walnut is childish enough to fall for their tricks. Almond on the other hand... They avoid him for more reasons than just distrust and distaste.

She just so happens to be a cousin twice-removed with Espresso. Neither of them know they're related, and neither of them would be able to stand each other... So that's for the better.

Cold Brew has decent knowledge of ice magic, though she rarely ever uses it unless it's for intimidation or tampering purposes.

#chewy ask #oc tag #cookie run #crob #crob oc #cookie run oc #cr oc #cold brew frappe cookie #chewy lore #doctor-sunshine-is-dead #chewy art

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sereinordic · 6 months

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Coffee shop

Artem Wing x fem reader • fluff

'I just fall in love with him at the very first sight..'

• 07.59 am

As the older sister of Marius Von Hagen, you're expected and imagined by many to be full of dignity, elegance, and mature woman. Well that's not false, but you also had the inner side that well cheerful side or maybe beyond that and actually love to sing with playing a guitar.

Today was none other than the usual visit to one of the Pax cafe and by visit, it's not just come and just sit after ordering something. You visit the cafe to sing a song and play guitar.

Amidst the tranquil and sweet ambience of the cafe, you tied your hair into a ponytail, straightening the white shirt and blue jeans that you wore. After some little rehearsal, you start to sing.

Sweet melodies emit from your mouth, and you see the costumers enjoy your performance as well. It makes you happy to see them so relaxed and full of smile with the happy yet soft coffee shop song you've bought.

You then close your (e/c) orbs, still singing and playing the guitar, enjoying the ambience you felt at the moment. It's just, a ringing of the bell from the coffee shop's door making you open your eyes.

And by the time you open those (e/c) ones that soon encountered by that piercing blue orbs..

A soft blush formed instantly on your cheek, your body freeze and your guts saying that.. maybe you just fall in love at the first sight with the perfectionist looking man..

• 08.37 am

And damned as it was Marius, your teaser kind of brother immediately steps towards your frozen figure and nudge your side whilst smirking in full of tease. "Oho, what is it that i see? Does my older sister finally found her crushy crushh~?"

No reaction coming from you, but the blush on your cheeks surely is deepening. Damn it.

Immediately you covered both side of your face with your hands and turn to your back.

Too embarrassed by already messed up your performance over a guy and be teased by your brother. Although the costumers do not complain not minding their business to anything about it and still continue their activities, you still felt embarrassed..

"Marius?"

That baritone voice send shudder to your body. Although it's not your name that is spoken.. that voice truly made your body acted up.

You took a peek from your hand.

"Yo artem!" You see Marius casually talk to your crush that turn out is none other than one of his acquaintance, god.

You can't be more damned about it.

The last time you've fall in love with Marius acquaintance, Marius end up making fool out of you in front of them and you end up crying before leaving the scene.. thus the memory of your childhood.. and you don't want that to happen again. Never.

"M-marius-" So the time you felt those blue eyes of your crush set upon you, immediately you bow your head to him giving him your business card that had your photo, basic info, and personal number before dashed out of the cafe all red because of the embarrassment you felt at the moment.

"Ah too bad you make sissy run out Artem." Marius snickered sipping the frappe he ordered while watching the way Artem stare at your business card in hand all indifferent.

Artem slightly amused at your shyness but still gave him your business card, maybe the next time he went to the cafe he will gave you his business card as well. "She's your sister?" The attorney ask.

"Yep. Pretty isn't she?"

Artem think for a while, recalling your all flustered appearance again before nodding in agreement. "She is indeed."

Knowing too well that maybe Artem had the slightest interest for you, Marius get into the point of what he wants to say.

"Oh, i think i overheard rosa said that a woman named celestine says your mother want you to have a girlfriend right? Why don't you take her?? She's single and you as well! Both of you will be a perfect couple! I don't mind having you as my older brother in law~"

At Marius sentence, Artem facepalm whilst sighing. "I'm married to my job. Also i'll took my leave if you still talk about matchmaking."

"Gee. Well just put in mind, sissy is a perfect woman in my opinion. Too bad she's my sister, probably if she's not related to me i'll marry her by now." With a shrug from Marius, Artem take a look at his watch before leaving for sure.

• 09.26 am ―

Your (e/c) orbs staring at the piled documents and paperwork on your office desk. 'It wasn't as much as Marius.. still.. rip my back for sure.' You cry internally as you took a seat.

The gold frame eyeglasses makes your figure even more professional whilst working on Pax important business. Surely.. you need some big teddy bear that you can hug on at your office room.

Although you believe you had focused that much at your work.. the image of the professional guy in the cafe successfully making you distracted from work. And instead of work you start daydreaming of him.

Be ready to get scolded by your secretary 😉

__________

Artem now back on his office. Glancing at the documents here and there, he carefully analyze the documents with his knuckle over his mouth.

The attorney grab his fountain pen before circling a words, lining a sentence, and draw some arrow sign then wrote down the important point on his notebook.

One documents are done, he then work the other.

• 12.00 pm ―

'It's lunch.' Artem thought to himself as he set the documents neatly at the side of his work desk.

His hands goes to his bag, letting out a homemade dish he made before. Pairing it with the beverage he bought from the cafe he mets that clumsy-

'Ah.' Perhaps he's suddenly bewitched or not, he rummage his pocket and take a glance at the (h/c)-ed girl business profile card out of curiosity.

With thumb brushing the profile of the cute girl that he found out name is (y/n) von hagen, unconsciously a little smile form on his lips the more he thinks about her.

'(Y/n) von hagen.' her name completely flooding his mind as he recall the very first time he saw her performance at the cafe yet that time she doesn't recognize his presence at there who's enjoying her voice with a cup of coffee and glaze doughnut.

'She's now recognized me.'

Guess who's now eating his lunch whilst thinking of someone? Yes you're right the answer is the tsundere senior attorney!

• 13.00 pm ―

...lunch even has passed and you can't be more damned by these documents that you need to sign. Moreover you already scolded by your secretary sigh.

Munching some of the red velvet homemade cookies (that is a little burnt), the sweet taste from the choco chip and vanilla hopefully made your stomach filled. And with earl grey tea, you've fully stuffed belly.

'Ah.. cookies and tea... it's worth it to skip the lunch menu. But today's lunch.. is my favorite.. /sob. Why you're so harsh to me life!!!?'

• 18.50 pm ―

You do some stretching at your back.

And guess what? Finally. The paperwork are done.

Congrats to yourself woohoo! 🎉

You happily kick your desk whilst doing some victory poses, but the pain soon come and you're now laying on the floor whilst holding your knees.

Maybe.. you now need to call Marius beside your office room to pick you up..

―――――――

Artem is now back at his home. What a hectic day but it's a good things he doesn't need to spend the whole day on Themis Law since his work today wasn't that complicated.

He place his suit to the laundry basket, unclapping the golden tie clip he wear almost everyday then undone his tie to hung them onto the hanger, he unbutton the top three button on his shirt before walking to the kitchen.

Mr. wing is now ready to cook for his dinner!

• 20.30 pm ―

You were getting carried by Marius back to home and he even had the nerve to call you his only lovable big sis.. heavy oh you make sure he learn how to kneel properly later.

After took some nice bath and change into pajamas, you have a family dinner with your father and Marius. It was a joyous and happy meal because it's quite rare that the three of you were free from work- until father bought up the topic of Marius having a crush, and Marius becoming a brat he is, really doesn't accept only himself labeled as a simp by father making you who recently got a crush mentioned too.

Your father sob dramatically as he say out loud how time passed fastly, it was like yesterday Marius still crying because he peeing on his pants and you run in a circle that surrounding him because you don't want him went to work.

You and Marius just eat quietly at the mentioned embarrassed moment..

―――――――

After cleaning the dishes, Artem do his own attire laundry by himself. He took some nice bath and brush his teeth while checking the time.

He then went to his bedroom, quite proud of the tidy and neat room before goes to sleep.

• 10.00 am ―

The day after Marius were bored as usual when he got stuck with the merciless paperwork that yet to be signed on, so he thought something fun that includes you in.

He knew too well his older sister probably was missing out lunch again which is her favorite because how preoccupied she is with work.

Truly a corporate slave and workaholic if he thinks about her.

Then the young master of von hagen starts to dialing a number. Upon sensing his call received he immediately get to his point.

"Come visit PAX mann. If you don't occupied- wait no. Just come here. You always occupied I wonder why those paperwork never even end."

Without even having the attempt to replying Marius careless words, Marius himself has ended the call between them.

• 11.00 am ―

Lmao Artem really arrive at Pax company making Marius dramatically held such a grand greetings, and just that Artem knew that the reason behind Marius asking for his arrival were none other than another Marius boredom kill thingy.

Marius had those crocodile fake tear making Artem more despises him.

At the same time, you who's completely occupied was surely got disturbed by the fact there were such a loud noise on the outside of your office room. Grumpily, you went to the company hall ready to giving a lecture to whoever group it was, though you never ever come up with the idea that there will be 'his' arrival on the company.

It's from the name tag pinned on his pocket chest that you can tell his name is Artem Wing.. your crush.

"Yooo jie jie come here!!"

No bish. You come here :)

"What are you doing Marius!? There's nothing to celebrate and you create nothing but loud noise that interrupt everyone work." Pissedly you rub your temple, exhaling a really deep sigh.

"Probably it's just you who got pissed. Everyone enjoy it since they can get free from the hilarious amount of work."

"Tsk. Whatever I'm going back. If you're not gonna end this celebration then lower down the voice. Got it?"

Sigh.

"Alright! Byee corporate slave!"

Immediately you took a leaving from the room without batting any more eyes to catch your surroundings.

It's just that, you don't notice the lingering gaze someone had for you.

• 13.00 pm ―

'how to court someone you never interact with before! even mr. Introvert approve!'

It was quite embarrassing to bought the book, though compared to reading the book in public and getting watched is far more worst..

[The first step is muster up the courage!]

Artem upon seeing the first sentence on the book, he already exhale a very long sigh.

He start to reminisce all the time he want to talk with you that only end up his voice weren't out and he blushed madly.

'Sigh.. can I really do this..?'

'do I.. even deserve her? she's out of my reach...'

'n-no. I need to do this.. I need to muster up my courage. I like her. And want to be her significant other. Let's do this..'

______

You were buried under the ton piles of paperworks.

You start to swim around the sea of paperwork.

'am in da wotah!'

you start to became crazy.

It's until a notification pop up in your phone.

From unknown number? Who it might be?

[vChat - xx-xxx-xxxx-xxxx]

Hello.

While laying down at your work desk, you look at the massage. Examine it.

'I-it's creepy.. um. They add dot to the end of their text HSHSHHS. W-what am i supposed to do..!?'

_____

'The message I send.. was it so awkward..?'

Artem lean on the chair, staring at the massage he had sent.

He's nervous, really.

He really doesn't know how to woo someone..

Not to mention that someone is the older sister of someone he'd known. And the someone he'd known can be annoying so much 🙏🏻

But he had made up his mind, if he's going to be with her then he will also be in a good relationship with her family even if a certain younger brother of her can be annoying..

Well with the power of love even cat poop taste like chocolate.

Back to the matter at hand, he start to regret everything because there's any reply coming from her.

it's start to be some hours now, yet there's still no reply..

he knew it, his text were so awkward..

but then a notification pop up.

[vChat - (l/n) (y/n)]

Hey there, who is this if I may know?

/Ba-thump! Ba-thump!

She finally reply!!!

But the happiness and excitement growing inside him immediately changed into a despair as he held his head frustratingly.

'how can I forget to introduce myself!?'

[vChat - xx-xxx-xxxx-xxxx]

Sorry, this is Artem Wing.

A-another dot ending the sentence..

Oh it's Artem Wing-

Wait.

//////!!

- Notice -

Do you wish to save this contact as,

"My crush! :3"?

[Yes] [No]

[vChat - My Crush! :3]

If you're free, after work. Do you want to have a dinner with me? It's on me.

Sobbing,

Bawling,

Crying,

Screaming,

Gasping,

Panting,

HE ASKED TO HAVE A DINNER TOGETHER KYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

IS THIS REAL!?

"JIE JIE SHUT IT! YOUR VOICE EVEN PASS THROUGH THE SOUND PROOF WALL!?"

"MARIUS SLAP ME, I WANT TO KNOW IF I'M DREAMI-"

"YOU REALLY SLAP ME!?"

______

At his office room, Artem can only flusteredly burying his face deep to his hand.

There's no turning back now..

He can only hope she will say yes..

Here goes nothing..

Yet at the moment there's a notification popping up from his phone screen, he really hope she will agree because it's been half an hour after he send the text.

[vChat - (l/n) (y/n)]

Yes i would love to! :3

Thank you for the invitation ^^

I appreciate it so much!

Ah.. his heart beating so fast when he read those cute text..

And how butterfly dancing on his stomach..

He shyly smile at how cute she is.

Should he reply her an emoji?

[vChat - My Crush! :3]

:).

• 19.00 pm ―

After make sure you aren't messy nor looking tired, you stood at the lobby waiting for Artem.

Usually you were now already at the car with your father and Marius, therefore your father was confused when seeing you alone and not in the car.

"Why are you here, (Y/n)?" He ask worriedly, he already look so tired from his work but his energy seems to recharge when he saw his daughter. He really love his daughter.

Right. You forgot to tell him..

"Father! Um.. I'm waiting for someone.."

Your father had this knowing look. As he coughed and look at his secretary.

Why do you sense that something will.. happen?

"I'm already so old, no? It must be great to have grandchildren." The CEO of PAX sob dramatically to a handkerchief that appear out of nowhere, the man even nailed his act by gorgeously snort.

As if not going to lose his acting skill to the CEO, the secretary also put this knowing look and nod dramatically. "You're right sir."

"F-father!?"

And finally your father gave you that smile before wave you off. "Marius also try to court a certain miss attorney, so he will not coming back with me. It seems both my child took a liking to an attorney huh?"

"This old man only want grandchildren, my child... A twin, plumpy grandchildren 😁."

You're left a blushing mess by what your father said to you. You just get to know him, do he want you and Artem to get married right now and had seggs!? H-he- really..

..had a nice idea.

I- I MEAN-!

"It's still too soon, father!!"

Just as your father want to tease you more, a car show up just in time. this making your father gives you another of 'that' look and smile.

Before leaving, he 'cough' as a farewell, the secretary also give you a look for farewell.

Artem whose unaware of everything since he just arrive is confused at how you're looking like a blushing mess.

He gets out of his car, and take out his coat for you to wear. He thought maybe he just thinking things and you just probably cold outside waiting for him.

He also give you his scarf to use.

After making sure that you're look like warm enough, Artem internally had this proud noises while you in the other hand blushing even more by his sweet act.

You bury your face deeper with the scarf and his coat, his scent emit from it. You smile softly.

It's.. warm and smell nice.

"Have you been waiting long..?"

With half face now covered by his coat, you're unable to look at his eyes as you became shy.

"N-no.."

He's relieved to know that.

Artem then goes to opening the doorknob for you, all while treated gently like this making your heart beating so fast and butterflies partying in your stomach. The butterflies are feral.

Though you always get the same treatment by your assistants and people work in your house, these feeling you felt right now is totally different..

"Thank you Mr. Wing.."

• 19.37 pm ―

To broke the awkward silent (for him) he clear his throat while took a little glance at you before focusing at the road again.

"If it's fine by you, you can call me Artem."

The man really try his best to overpowering the shy and flustering mess he usually was. He was sure that this time without Celestine guidance and knowledge, he can have her love him back.. maybe.

"You can call me (y/n) then, Artem."

You give him a soft smile as you look at the city night view outside. It's so beautiful. But not as beautiful as Artem Wing, the pretty boy of prettiest boy ever.

"Alright. I'll do so.."

When seeing your bright smile, Artem cheeks reddened as he give a soft smile in return.

• 20.05 pm ―

The two of you arrived at a fancy romantic restaurants.

Artem as a gentleman he is, really try his best to make you feel special and treat you really nicely.

After ordering the food, there's this comfortable silence shared upon the both of you.

With only our eyes sharing glances, some minutes had passed and a soft laughter erupt from the both of us.

We chat about work and love life.

It seems Artem really never expect that you never dated anyone before, as well he didn't expect that someone had rejected your love confession.

You also quite shocked as to he never had dated anyone, although yes he found someone attractive and perhaps trying to court her, he really in the end still solely focused on his work. Therefore..

"R-really? I never expect you haven't dated anyone, Artem."

Said man let out a soft chuckle as he see you adoringly. "Yes. I think I might even clueless when it comes.. to relationships." He shyly scratch his nape.

You see, honestly it's rare of Artem to say his weakness or letting his unprofessional side of him out since he's always aiming for the best and cover it moreover in the front of his chosen life partner soon to be.

It was this time he trust his gut to just be himself, even letting his clumsy nature out.. he feels that the female he's infatuated with, would accept everything about him, even his flaws.

"I.. I think that.. Artem is so otherworldly amazing! Therefore um I thought you had plenty of ex.. and really experienced in relationships." Letting out a soft sheepish giggle, you then move your eyes to admiring his beauty.

His clumsiness only adding the adorable point he already exceeded, it's.. over beyond.

God. He's so perfect.

"You see? You're just so.. perfect to be true."

Artem choke on his food at the unexpected praises. He's a blushing mess now, he really thankful of the dim lighting that perhaps his blush can goes unnoticed.

He drink up a little before clear his throat, his hand over his mouth as he shyly glance at you.

You also can notice the way he fixed his tie whenever he's flustered or avoiding your gaze for a slight minute. He's so adorable.

You love him.

"(Y/n), you're as amazing as what you've took me for.."

Now it's time for you to blush.

• 20.58 pm ―

"(Y/n) my deepest apologize to take you out until this late.."

At the sudden mention of time, you finally take a glance at the forgotten hand watch that you've wear. It's so enjoyable with Artem that time become meaningless things to think about.

"Oh wow. Time passed so fast.. I don't even realize it's already so late.."

Out of sudden appear the imagery of your father, father's secretary and Marius interrogating you at home, you start to break out in cold sweat.

"Let me drive you home."

The imagery change to how your father, father's secretary and Marius, heck even the maids, butler of your house interrogating both you and Artem when you arrive at home.

Immediately you reject his offer.

"Ah no it's okay, I don't want to trouble you-"

"You're not troubling me (y/n). Please, let me drive you home.. I.. want to make sure you were safe and sound.."

But how can you reject him when he looks like such a cute puppy!?

'No, I'm just a sucker for Artem. I can't say no to him.'

"O-oh.. alright. Thank you then Artem.."

It's just the both of you were forgetting something, a notification coming from each of you.. family group.

[vChat - Papa <3 | family <3 ]

No plumpy grandchildren, no coming home :)

[vChat - adopted child | family <3 ]

No marriage, no coming home old sis :p

Oh should I call you Mrs. Wing now? :O

[vChat - Mother | Artie go married already. ]

I heard from someone, you're out there courting some girl??

Momma waiting the good news!

Finally. Give me a plumpy grandchildren!!

Don't forget to introduce her to us Artiee.

[vChat - Father | Artie go married already. ]

Stay virgin outside marriage life okay boy? @ Artem Wing

Make sure to give us plenty grandchildren ☺️ the more the merrier!!

• 21.40 pm ―

"Thank you for driving me home Artem. I really appreciate it.."

As you're ready to get off the car, he told you to stay put as he get off from the car and open the door for you.

He offer his hand out, you take his hand and get out from the car while smile sheepishly at his sweet act.

"The pleasure is all mine (Y/n).."

Holding your hand warmly, he gives you a charming smile in return.

You just can't hold it anymore as you lean closer to him and kiss him on the cheeks.

"A thank you kiss."

Artem blush heavily when he trace his cheeks that were kissed by you before goes to embrace you tightly that you return immediately.

Giggle emit from your mouth as you feel his breath fanning over your earlobe.

"..may I tell you something?"

His voice were nervous and quite shaky as his embrace get tightening even more.

"What is it, Artie?"

At the realization of you giving him cute nickname, the bravery he had mustered just a second ago breaking down instantly as he bury his face on your nape.

"..." He try to say it, but it's only emit as a humming.

"Take your time Artie.."

With a shaky breath, he break apart the embrace. His blue eyes lovingly gaze upon yours (e/c) one deeply.. as he carress your face with his right hand. His left hand's encircled your waist, holding your figure close to him.

It's such a bold action of him but he will risk it all.. he once overheard that Kiki and Rosa get really excited over the romantic scene where the male lead in drama got so bold over the female lead.. so.. perhaps you might love this too. He just need to make sure he doesn't cross the border of appropriate.

"..I love you."

"(Y/n).. do I have the chance to marry you?"

Oh. It seems the words get misplaced.. it's supposed to be 'get in a relationship with you' but somehow his mind filled with married life with her.

At the sentence Artem had uttered, both the attorney and the worker had their cheeks aflame instantly.

"I-i I mean-! (Y-y/n-"

Somehow you get the feeling that this man before you want to rephrase what he said but you don't want him to change any words he have said to you.

Therefore, pulling down his tie a little bit you goes in to kiss his lips. "Don't rephrase.. I want to marry you.. Artie."

"I love you too."

@sereinordic

#artem x reader #tears of themis #fluff #tot fanfic #x female reader

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Hello hello ophe 👋😇

I know this sounds weird and carp but I’m gonna say what some of my favs smell like

Trent (my dumb princess) probably smells like mahogany teakwood, strawberry kiwi or motor oil

He seems like a strawberry kiwi kinda guy

Axel would smell like pine, motor oil, or cucumber melon

Emma definitely smells like sunshine and lemons or cupcake sprinkles

WAYNE the boy smell like musty ass hockey bags or hot honey, or strawberry ice berry lemonade

Scary girl smells like red raspberries, unopened monster high dolls, candles, or a hot topic

Damien smell like chemicals, laundry detergent , ocean salt, or fresh water

OLIVIA VON TRASHPANDA smells like what a god would smell like

-Ass Stars anon

I’m gonna like ask every like three or four days so not to clog your ask box and so that I try and control myself

Hello hello, Ass Stars Anon! 👋😊

You're giving these kids way too much credit in terms of how good they'd smell, imo.

Axel would smell earthy, like mulch and wet leaves, because she's a survivalist. Having a traceable scent would bring down her 9.7 primitive survival rating! That's not to say she smells bad, but if you were to sniff a handful of dirt and then Axel herself there wouldn't be much of a difference. Of course, after she started her relationship with Ripper she started smelling like him too (given the fact that the two were literally near inseparable), which is mostly just the stink of body odour- Ripper believes in letting his "natural musk" and "alfalfa pheromones" run free.

Emma strikes me as the sort of girl to either wear super sugary-scented perfumes or drown herself in fruity/sweet body mists. She probably goes through a bottle of So...? Fragrance a day, either in the scent Birthday Cake or Raspberry Frappe.

In the same vein, Chase would reek of whatever cologne/body wash he's currently sponsored by, or if he has his own brand of cologne he'd wear it religiously. I doubt many of them smell great, but at least it's more interesting than deodorant and hairspray.

Wayne AND Raj both smell like Lynx Africa (AXE Body Spray for the US, I think?) with the underlying smell of hockey-sweat and gym lockers.

Scary Girl probably reeks of brimstone and hellfire. Joking, but given that she lives in a funeral home and (according to her audition) deals with explosives often, I imagine she's stained with the ever-present smell of dust and cinder- maybe with the underlying smoky smell you get from standing too close to a fire. Topped off with some sort of cloyingly sweet flowery perfume; she's got that creepy-cute aesthetic to keep up, after all!

I'd like to say that Damien smells like fresh linen and hand sanitizer- because as a science nerd and an anxious mess, he initially struck me as someone with good or even over excessive hygiene habits- but with Zee's secret spilling we know that this dude hasn't changed his underwear for weeks(?), so he in all likelihood smells like cheap cologne layered over dirty clothes.

Olivia von Trashpanda has ascended beyond trivial mortal concepts like "smell".

Trent, our silly little princess who has done no wrong ever, would smell like wood polish (for his guitar), motor oil (he strikes me as the sort of guy who's into fixing up old cars, or modifying his own motorbike) and Old Spice. A lot of oaky scents with a twang of petrol.

This is all off the top of my head btw. I haven't really put much thought into what the contestants would smell like- for good reason, given the fart jokes and gross-out humour in the series.

That's not to say that your own interpretations/headcanons are invalid or wrong, or that my headcanons are the gospel truth. They can smell like whatever you want them to!

This is just me adding my own interpretations. Feel free to disagree with me!

You can send asks as often as you want! I'll do my best to reply to them all, though sometimes I do find myself drawing a blank as to how to respond. If I don't reply to an ask please don't take it as me being rude/annoyed, I probably just couldn't think of anything to add.

#i'm probably gonna be thinking about how every contestant smells now. great. 😬 /lh #anyway harold smells like a hospital and no one can figure out why/how /j #really though. feel free to disagree with me. my suggestions aren't meant to be taken as veritas! /srs #discuss things with me! point out flaws in my logic! run me over with a honda civic! (maybe not that last one 👀)#total drama #td2023 #silly headcanons #others' headcanons #ass stars anon #replies

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craanbery · 1 year

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does anyone have that objection.lol where edgeworth is arguing he is not gay and von karma says you are a gay and flaming and then phoenix comes in with a large venti vanilla ice chocolate caramel macchiato frappe with 15 pumps blueberry or someshit and then maya asks when the last time they had sex was

#blease

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inlovewith-icecream · 2 years

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the original five members of the glee club

artie, tina, kurt, rachel and mercedes

5. Kurt

I don’t dislike him or anything, I definitely love him. I just don’t care about him as much as the others.

4. Mercedes

You can hate me for this one 😭. Again, she’s easily in my top 10 and I love her with all my heart, just prefer others.

3. Rachel

Problematic queen 👑. She could send me to a million crackhouses and I’d thank her.

2. Artie

He’s a idiotic dickhead but he’s MY idiotic dickhead <3

1. Tina

Flawless and perfect queen who should be stanned by all ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

#ty for this <33333 #glee #rachel berry #tina cohen chang #kurt hummel #mercedes jones #artie abrams #von-frappe #asks #ask game answers #and now I just realized at first I wrote stabbed by all instead of stanned 💀#fixed it

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angelhummel · 1 year

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happy birthday and thank you for having the best opinions x

Thank you so much! And thank you for always enjoying my opinions <3

#not glee #happy birthday to me #asks #von frappe

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deliciouspirateangel · 2 years

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@inlovewith-icecream and @dance2xrevolution tagged me for a Ten Characters, Ten Fandoms game so I’m doing it here uwu

1. Kurt Hummel - Glee

2. Katara - Avatar

3. Alli Bhandari - Degrassi

4. Sidney Prescott - Scream franchise

5. Max Mayfield - Stranger Things

6. Uma - Descendants

7. Diane Nguyen - Bojack Horseman

8. Rachel Green - Friends

9. Pearl - Steven Universe

10. Jackie Burkhart - That 70s Show

im supposed to tag 10 people also so @slccpdeprivation @alinelovelace @kkshowtunes @hopefulobjectmiracle @berryslopez @von-frappe @sohoseance @gorgxoxus @maya-matlin @thomas-the-goat-of-satan

#glee #degrassi #steven universe #that 70s show #bojack horseman #avatar the last airbender #friends #stranger things #disney descendants #scream franchise #mine #kurt is the only boy that made the list

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alexlacquemanne · 7 months

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Septembre MMXXIII

Films

Hitchcock (2012) de Sacha Gervasi avec Scarlett Johansson, Anthony Hopkins, Helen Mirren, Toni Collette, Ralph Macchio, Jessica Biel et Danny Huston

La Cage aux folles (1978) d'Édouard Molinaro avec Ugo Tognazzi, Michel Serrault, Michel Galabru, Benny Luke, Rémi Laurent, Carmen Scarpitta et Luisa Maneri

Arrête-moi si tu peux (Catch Me If You Can) (2002) de Steven Spielberg avec Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Nathalie Baye, Amy Adams, Martin Sheen et James Brolin

La Grande Illusion (1937) de Jean Renoir avec Jean Gabin, Pierre Fresnay, Erich von Stroheim, Marcel Dalio, Julien Carette, Gaston Modot et Dita Parlo

Ed Wood (1994) de Tim Burton avec Johnny Depp, Martin Landau, Patricia Arquette, Sarah Jessica Parker, Bill Murray, Jeffrey Jones, Lisa Marie et George "The Animal" Steele

Madame Sans-Gêne (1961) de Christian-Jaque avec Sophia Loren, Robert Hossein, Renaud Mary, Léa Gray, Gianrico Tedeschi, Marina Berti, Enrique Ávila et Julien Bertheau

L'Éternel Retour (1943) de Jean Delannoy avec Jean Marais, Madeleine Sologne, Jean Murat, Junie Astor, Roland Toutain, Piéral et Jean d'Yd

Y a-t-il un flic pour sauver la reine ? (The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!) (1988) de David Zucker avec Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, Ricardo Montalban, George Kennedy, O. J. Simpson, Nancy Marchand, Raye Birk et Ed Williams

Le Journal de Bridget Jones (Bridget Jones’s Diary) (2001) de Sharon Maguire avec Renée Zellweger, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant, Gemma Jones, Jim Broadbent, Shirley Henderson, Sally Phillips et James Callis

Le Procès Goldman (2023) de Cédric Kahn avec Arieh Worthalter, Arthur Harari, Stéphan Guérin-Tillié, Nicolas Briançon, Aurélien Chaussade, Christian Mazucchini, Jeremy Lewin et Jerzy Radziwiłowicz

Boccace 70 (Boccaccio '70) (1962) de Federico Fellini, Luchino Visconti et Vittorio De Sica avec Anita Ekberg, Peppino De Filippo, Romy Schneider, Tomas Milian, Sophia Loren et Luigi Giuliani

Séries

Happy Days Saison 2

Richie déménage - La Nouvelle Voiture de Richie - Une fiancée envahissante - Richie est amoureux - À vos ordres Richie - Le Fantôme est de la fête - Alors Richie, raconte ! - Richie surveille sa sœur - Un beau magot - Fonzie au théâtre - Un Noël sans famille - Une soirée habillée - Fonzie va-t-il se marier ? - Le Voleur - Richie et la politique - Minuit en caleçon chez Arnold - Le Scoop - Qui êtes-vous Dorothée ? - Jamais quatre sans cinq - Des pensionnaires encombrants - Richie disc jockey - C'est beau la confiance - Chicago, quelle aventure !

Castle Saison 3

Dans la peau de Nikki - Abracadabra ! - Une nouvelle piste - Grosses Infortunes - Aveuglement - Piégés - Menace sur New York - Cruel comme un soap

Inspecteur Barnaby Saison 12

Meurtre sur le green - Toiles assassines - La Guerre des espions - La Mort au bout du chemin - Crimes en grandeur nature - Le Monte-en-l'air - La somnambule

Coffre à Catch

#131 : Jack Swagger champion + Hommages à Bray Wyatt et Terry Funk - #132 : Y'en a marre du Boogeyman, non?? - #133 - LE PIRE DES EPISODES! - #134 : Swagger VS Finlay : ce qui est bien mais pas top!

Affaires sensibles

On a tiré sur Bob Marley - Une campagne de pub inédite : « Demain, j’enlève le haut » - Le voyage de Khrouchtchev aux États-Unis - Commissaire Guillaume, Commissaire Maigret : quand la fiction se substitue la réalité - Paris la Nuit : Dans les caves et les cabarets avec les enfants de la Libération - "J'irai cracher sur vos tombes" de Boris Vian alias Vernon Sullivan - Il était une fois Walt Disney… - Peur sur la ville : les lettres empoisonnées de l’œil de Tigre - Pierre Goldman - Greenham Common, des femmes contre des missiles

Downton Abbey Saison 3

Mariage à Downton - Un dîner à l'américaine - Au pied de l'autel - Le Chemin de la perdition - Quand le destin frappe - L'Insoutenable Chagrin - Une nouvelle ère - Secrets et Confidences - Un château en Écosse

The Rookie Saison 4, 5

La Fête des mères - Remplacement au pied levé - Quitte ou double - Choix professionnels - Ici et d'ailleurs - Le choix - Le fugitif - La déposition - Tir croisé - Le collier - La répétition - La liste - Guerres de gangs - Avis de décès - Le flic sexy - Condamnation à mort - Un plan risqué - Double contamination - Le cheval de Troie - Panique dans le multivers - Arrêt sur image - Droit au but - Liquidation - Masque de la honte

Commissaire Dupin

Terrain de mésentente - Sœurs ennemies - Poison blanc

Kaamelott Livre III

Le Chevalier errant - L’Aveu de Bohort - Le Magnanime - Le Porte-bonheur - Séfriane d’Aquitaine - Le Combat des chefs - Le Déserteur - La Potion de vivacité - Le Sanglier de Cornouailles - L’Ankou - Ablutions - La Poétique première partie - La Poétique deuxième partie - Les Derniers Outrages - Guenièvre et Euripide - Unagi III - Le Fléau de Dieu II - Cryda de Tintagel - L’Ivresse II - Legenda - Le Renfort magique - Silbury Hill II - Le Professionnel - Les Suppléants - La Nuit du nomade - L’Assemblée des rois première partie - L’Assemblée des rois deuxième partie - L’Arche de transport - Les Cousins - Le Trouble - Le Tournoi - La Pierre de Lune - La Pythie - Les Cheveux noirs - Dream On - Feue la poule de Guethenoc - Le Repos du guerrier II - Les Affranchis - Les Clous de la Sainte Croix - La Corne d’abondance - Morituri - Le Dialogue de paix II - Stargate II - L’Abstinent - Aux yeux de tous II - La Potion de vérité - Le Petit Poucet - Haunted II - La Révolte II - Perceval chante Sloubi

Top Gear Saison 22

La fièvre du vintage - La course des Tsars - S.O.S Urgences - Road Trip en Australie - Les imbéciles changent d'avis

Emma

L'Entremetteuse - Malentendus amoureux - Quand les cœurs chavirent - L'Heureux dénouement

Spectacles

Joyeuses Pâques (2023) de Jean Poiret avec Nicolas Briançon, Gwendoline Hamon, Alice Dufour, Claire Nadeau, Muriel Combeau, Pascal Elso, Raphaël Duléry et Sophie Artur

Folle Amanda (1974) de Pierre Barillet et de Jean-Pierre Grédy avec Jacqueline Maillan, Daniel Ceccaldi, Jacques Jouanneau, Françoise Fleury, Sacha Briquet, Jacques Dynam, Pierre Saintons et Nicole Chausson

Livres

Une enquête du commissaire Dupin : Les marais sanglants de Guérande de Jean-Luc Bannalec

Astérix, Tome 21 : Le cadeau de César de René Goscinny et Albert Uderzo

Le seigneur des anneaux, Tome 2 : Les deux tours de J.R.R. Tolkien

Spirou et Fantasio : Tome 34 : Aventure en Australie de Philippe Tome et Janry

#mediatheque #septembre23

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