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girls be like I'm really normal about doctor who then proceeds to tell you the difference between EDAs 8DAs PDAs and VNAs
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The One Who Waits: what if its Death?
Death is what waits for everyone. She's inescapable. She's inevitable. It makes sense the Toymaker, a creature of eternal play, would stay away from the embodiment of Ending.
Not to mention rtd is clearly still going with exploring the Doctor's past and Death is tied to at least one version of the Doctor's origin
Between the duo in Can You Hear Me, Time in Flux, and the Toymaker in The Giggle, the show has been inching back towards eternals and godlike creatures.
Wouldn't it be cool if Death was next?
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rate the last doctor who book you read in the tags
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What I love about the wilderness years novels is if they did literally any of that on TV the fandom would all go fucking insane. What do you mean Time Lords are weaved? What the FUCK do you mean there are sentient TARDISes who breed and this one companion turns into one? Why is Sherlock Holmes in the Time War
They would also go crazy about all the gay shit and call it woke.
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Beep the Meeps boss is really obvious it’s the Grand Serpent like why else would they be interested in someone with two hearts of course the are looking for their wayward sibling. This is because Braxiatel is the Grand Serpent.
I am sorry but I have never taken of my clown shoes in regard to this.
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i love the dweu. you can love classic who companions. you can watch everything they are in, love them dearly, sing their praises up the rooftops to make people understand them deeper. and then still get hit with: "i love them, a shame about the mpreg though" ...and you just have to sit there and prosses for a minute
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Whaaaaaaat this has happened more than once!?!? The circumstances are completely different but still! Doctor why is "melt into my companion" a REPEATED tactic?
In other news I just finished Lucifer Rising.
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[id: screenshot from seventh dr who novel "bad therapy". text reads:
The Doctor finished his impromptu massage and fixed Jack with a weary look. ‘To take your questions in order: I don’t know; somewhere very dangerous; nothing good. What’s the last thing that you remember?’
Jack searched his memory. ‘Being sucked inside that horrible taxi and then. . . oh –’ he found himself suddenly blushing furiously ‘– you kissing me.’
The Doctor laughed. Jack thought that it was an easy laugh – not one out of awkwardness or embarrassment. ‘I had to blow the liquid from your lungs. I put you into a trance to reduce your body’s requirement for oxygen to near zero. It’s a little trick I picked up from a Tibetan.’
Jack grinned. ‘I bet that’s what you say to all the boys.’ He wasn’t really sure that he understood what the Doctor was saying, but that probably only meant that things were getting back to normal, as only half of what the little man said ever made any kind of sense. ‘So you weren’t kissing me then?’
‘No,’ the Doctor said and climbed to his feet. ‘You’re about nine hundred and eighty years too young for me, Jack Bartlett,’ he added, as he headed for the door. ‘Not to mention an entirely different species.’
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The Five Phases of being a Seventh Doctor Fan
Hehe what a silly little guy!
Oh wait he’s not silly! That’s just a mask hiding the fact he’s a master tactician who controls the universe like it’s a chess board! And will use any move to take down the forces of evil!
Wait a minute he’s not actually a chess master! All his plans are in the verge of failing at any moment! And when they do fail, it’s always his “pawns” that get hurt! He’s just an egomaniac who’s so desperate to feel in control he’s willing to hurt any of his friends!
No no he’s not an egomaniac, but a very sad sad man who’s lost all sense of stability, and is trying to atone for all those who died in his name. He thinks the only way he can do that is to make the universe a safer place, whatever the cost. However, his own guilt has blinded him to the fact that all his schemes are both pushing away those who care for him, and aren’t really helping anyone! Soon he’ll be left defenseless and alone. Deserted by his friends, who have finally lost patience with being treated like pawns.
Hehe what a silly little guy!
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Discuss
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Last night when I was playing resident evil village, I found a LOOM!
Yes!
A LOOM!!!
LOOMS!!!!!!!!
*shuffling noises*
Wait, what was that?
*Marc Platt breaks out of containment and starts running around on all fours like a maniac with a towel on his head*
Oh FUCK!!!!!!!
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Book & Comic Companion Tournament
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i will never shut up about them
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "Dead Romance" you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever, I don't feel shit
5min later: I’m moving too fast to be careful, fast enough to cut myself open on the shadows, so there are zigzags of blood on my face and splashes of red all over my wedding dress. My family are going to tear me open if they catch me, to make the bouquet out of my heart and throw it into the air, to find out who’s going to be next in line for the slaughter. It’s the only ritual they know.
my buddy Cwej pacing: her memories have settled, I can't kill her now
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