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krystal-prisms · 9 months
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fungi-maestro · 1 year
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gracielikegrapes · 6 months
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The Princess Bride
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ilikestuff69 · 6 months
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‘The Princess Bride’ (1987)
Directed by Rob Reiner
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nerdy-girl3791 · 6 months
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Some of my favorite quotes from The Princess Bride book (so far)
Stew pt. 1 "Buttercup's mother hesitated, then put her stew spoon down. (This was after stew but so is everything. When the first man clambered from the slime and made his first home on land, what he had for supper was stew.)"
Stew pt. 2 "Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)"
After Buttercup makes her declaration of love to Westley: "He closed the door in her face."
"'Rest then,' her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed.'"
"'Your father is dying.' 'Drat!' said the prince. "That means I shall have to get married.'"
"...whereas now she had five full-time hairdressers who managed things for her. (This was long after hairdressers; in truth, ever since there have been women, there have been hairdressers, Adam being the first, though the King James scholars so their very best to muddy this point.)"
"'I don't like killing a girl,' the Spaniard said.
'God does it all the time; if it doesn't bother Him, don't let it bother you.'"
“'I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said. Buttercup whispered, 'I am your servant and I refuse.'
'I am you Prince and you cannot refuse.'
'I am your loyal servant and I just did.'
'Refusal means death.'
'Kill me then.' 
Then later Buttercup says to Humperdinck: "'I will never love you.'
"'I wouldn't want it if I had it.'
'Then by all means let us get married.'"
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zephrbabe · 6 months
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When you're around a bald Sicilian man, you're in his Vizzinity
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nkp1981 · 2 months
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Prince Humperdinck, Westley, Princess Buttercup And Vizzini
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fluffykittensox · 1 year
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The more we learn the more I think a movie about the making of “The Princess Bride” would also be a hella hoot and it leave the PB itself intact.
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theangrymailguy · 7 months
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titleknown · 3 months
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Weird thought, but you ever think about how Vizzinni from the Princess Bride would totally do the ''You're too late! I've already drawn YOU as the Soyjak and ME as the Chad'' bit with zero irony?
Reblog with other characters you think would also do that! Or also in the hopes of getting this post big enough for Wallace Shawn to actually say it!
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autumn-strawberry · 1 month
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*Ben Shapiro voice* Now let’s say for the sake of argument that you know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I, however, am not a great fool so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. But do you really expect me to be a great fool? Clearly I cannot choose the wine in front of you.
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krystal-prisms · 1 year
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Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!
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fandomtheferret · 2 months
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GUYSSSSSS.
I find such weird but amazing things at the dollarstore.
PRINCESS BRIDE!!!
They were 5$ each! And I have all the ones advertised on the back. WHOOOOOOOO!
No I'm not a weirdo, these are getting taken out of the box and displayed when I make space. Lol.
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ilikestuff69 · 1 year
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Who I’d cast for the Princess Bride if it were made today
(Please note that I don’t want them to remake it, Princess Bride is my favorite movie and I hope it’s never remade. This is just a fun hypothetical)
(Also if an actor is in parentheses, they are an optional casting)
Westley played by Dev Patel (Nicholas Hoult)
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Buttercup played by Saoirse Ronan (Thomasin McKenzie)
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Inigo Montoya played by Diego Luna (Pedro Pascal)
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Fezzik played by Kristian Nairn
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Vizzini played by Michael Sheen (Rainn Wilson)
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Prince Humperdinck played by Jonathan Majors (Henry Cavill)
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Count Rugen/Six-Fingered Man played by Andy Serkis (Christoph Waltz)
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The Grandpa played by Mandy Patinkin
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Miracle Max played by Nick Kroll
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Valerie played by Kate McKinnon
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nerdy-girl3791 · 5 months
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More of my favorite funny quotes from The Princess Bride book (pt. 2)
"The pain is worse than I imagined!" Yeste cried. "How can it hurt when the point of the weapon is still an inch away from your belly?" Domingo asked.
"Get him out of my way. Move the infant." "The infant is ten and he stays," Inigo said.
"I wish I could remember what it was like when I was dead," the man in black said. "I'd write it all down. I could make a fortune from a book like that..."
"No good," the man in black replied. "I've know too many Spaniards." "I'm going crazy up here," said Inigo.
"Anytime you want to change places, I'd be too happy to accept."
"...milkmen where still in charge of bones, the logic being that since milk was so good for bones, who would know more about broken bones than a milkman?"
"Good got attracted to good, evil you flushed down the john and that was that."
Westley to Vizzini: "If she stops breathing in the very near future, it is entirely possible that you will catch the same illness?"
"I let him die laughing," said the man in black.
"There's death coming up, and you better understand this: some of the wrong people die. Be ready for it. This isn't Curious George Uses the Potty."
He was never very popular, what with his hunting fetish..."
"We do not see that much of each other." "Tender couple."
"Widows happen. Every day- don't they, Your Highness?"
"...What did you think a resurrection pill looked like?" "Not like a lump of clay the size of a golf ball," Inigo answered."
"I'm not stupid, you know." "Quit bragging."
"...excuse me, I've got to go belch my witch..."
"Chocolate was one of his favorites, right after cough drops."
...Max exploded right back, "and don't you mock my methods-tickling can be terrific in the proper instances..."
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sixty-silver-wishes · 10 months
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Sketched some characters from The Princess Bride!
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