#very clearly being like 'am i invited into your room. youve kicked me out twice today. am i Allowed. huh.' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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get yourself a cat who will smack you impatiently, then once you pick her up she sprawls on your back to groom herself, and five minutes later gets up to Sneeze 3x in your freshly washed hair

#this cat i swear to fucking god. shes so Funny #she literally. sometimes when shes impatient she'll do the stretchy reachy thing #but this time she just. reared up and smacked me with both paws. and claws #then she had the AUDACITY to sit there looking at me like i personally spayed her #until i picked her up. then she did the above #like GIRL #i had to put my pizza away while hunched tf over #she has too much personality. like put some Back #(kidding. shes perfect (a menace))#absolutely unprompted #and then she immediately did something Else that was hysterical #i put the pizza away i refilled my water #then i was gonna go back to my room and she was sitting there looking at me with a Very displeased expression #very clearly being like 'am i invited into your room. youve kicked me out twice today. am i Allowed. huh.'#so i passive aggressively stuck my arm out a la ~After You Your Esteemed Highness~#and she. she IMMEDIATELY leapt up and galloped to my room #WHO GAVE HER THE RIGHT-#swear to fuck a wizard turned her into a cat. she's too Human #which i would fully believe if i hadn't taken her from her mother myself as a teeny kitten #Wow That Sounds Fucking Mean lmfao #but god damn. tonight she has quite the Attitude #on another note i just had to kill a spider on my freshly washed rug. which i washed last night bc i had to kill a Different spider on it #i think i scrubbed the Residue out well enough #either way im not going through the ordeal of rug washing again #i need a different one. i still Really want a cowhide rug. ill settle for fake ikea wool for now

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