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This is so dumb and embarrassing, but all this egg talk recently has made me think about how Lilia had to potty train Malleus...
LOOOOL baby Malleus attempting to do his business in the kitchen and Lilia moving like lightning to bring him to the toilet omfg π
I just thought of a dialogue because of this!
Mini Mal ππΌ did something bad in his mini dragon form and papa π is reprimanding him for it.
π: "Go back to your crib, child!"
ππΌ: *trudges forward strangely
ππΌ: *peeks behind him to look at dad
ππΌ: *trudges forward again, and πΈ notices that he's got his butt on the ground while he's dragging himself with his front paws
ππΌ: *peeks behind him again
πΈ, whispering: "Why is he dragging his ass on the floor--"
πΈ, recoiling in shock: "Oh my god he's wiping shit on the floor--"
π: *covers his mouth to stop himself from laughing out loud
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I see you as friend
Here, have my Lil crustaceans (pls don't be afraid of them, they offer clicky clackies of friendship)
The crab tryna kiss Malmal π It's just like me fr
Thank you so much my beautiful friend this is so precious!
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Hanaaa!! He's here! Our boy's here! I'm so looking forward to your flower language on him π
OMG HEβS HERE VENTIQUE HES HERE AHHHHHH
HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND LOOK AT THAT FANGED SMIRK AND WINK WJDJDJFJFJ
Ahhh thank you! I hope you like it ππ I have been excitedly waiting for his card everyday and itβs here πππ I canβt wait to get started on it π₯Ήππ
Straight away I see green roses: growth, abundance, renewal, rejuvenation, peace and stability of mindβ¦ π₯Ήπ
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I just noticed Mrs. Shroudβs headgear has designs that look like flowers, do you think sheβs supposed to be based off Persephone?
I think that would be so cute and funny to me, every new head of Styx is based off Hades and their significance other will be their Persephone (Bubbly, sweet and a mad scientist π)
YES OMG! She's definitely his beloved Persephone. πππππππ
Honestly they're currently the cutest damn thing in twst and I can't get enough of them. I'm a REAL sucker for parents who are ridiculously sweet both to their kids and to each other.
They're literally so perfect UGH. Definitely one of the highlights of Book 7, and the only positive light amidst all the Malleus negativity and madness. He should see them. I bet he'll grow even more mad and jealous that someone who isn't him gets to enjoy parents as cute as them π€£
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Malleus Dragonia, Prince of Briar Vally, Future King of Darkness, one of the most powerful entities in all the lands. . .
Me (After finding out he was born from an egg): Oh my god! You were a wittle eggy boi! Whoβs such a cute eggy Boi? You are! You are! Now whoβs the cutest BIG Eggy Boi in all of NRC?
NRC: Stop your idiot! Dragonia is gonna kill you-!
Malleus: I am (Heart beating at light speed thinking of how to plan the marriage ceremony all the way up to the night together)
Eggy Boi? More like Horny Boi!
Yes! He's a BIG eggy boy! BIG widdle waddle eggy boy!
It's hard to believe that this majestic creature was also once a really ugly piece of wet potato. But the question still stands:
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Hello! Just wanted to slip something about the theory of sebastian being malleus father because they are so similar (yana, ilysm for making malleus he's so hot and hubby π)
Been doing this for like, 20 minutes today LMAO. Welp, can't say it's a waste. Lemme tell you, before i drew the horns, i was like "holy moly, who are you?! And what did you do to my malleus." (Mal-Mal ain't Mal-Malling without his horns smh π)
Sorry if it's not good, my drawing abilities is yuck, so I'mma just drop this casually. Also i just wanted to say that i love your writings, drawings, and rambling about Malleyuu (i just like your content even if it's not related to Malleyuu or twst), it always made my day everyday β€β€
Goodbye now, have an amazing day and don't forget to rest well!
Definitely not a waste of time holy shit I'm chopping potatoes and I CHOPPED THAT UP SO GOOD FROM THE SHEER FERAL THIS EDIT SENT ME HOLY SHIT GGRRRRGRGRGHGRHHRGGRHRHRGHR
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT AS IF I NEEDED ANY MORE REASON TO WANT TO FUCK MALLEUS UNTIL HE STRAIGHT UP DIES. MEN WHO LOOK THIS GOOD DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE. I WILL BITE YOU I WILL MINCE YOU I WILL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS MALLEUS DRACONIA OH MY GOD
HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN ASIAN CLOTHING OH MY GODDDDD. HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN GENERAL. HE'S PERFECT. THIS IS PERFECT. SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS THANK YOU FOR BREEDING WITH MELEANOR AND PRODUCING MALLEUS DRACONIA GRRRRRRR
THANK YOU FOR THIS NOW I NEED TO INHALE THE POTATOES I CHOPPED BECAUSE I AM STARVING EVEN MORE
#THANK YOU FOR THE EDIT AWOO#WOOOHGGRHHRHRHRHHRH#twisted wonderland#ventique answers#malleus draconia
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I read this webtoon where the dad and mom take their baby for his checkup to get shots and the dad seemed petrified. I imagine Malleus panicking seeing his child get shots and Yuu having to calm downπ I had to share this scenario with you because I love your DilfDad!Malleus scenarios π₯°
LMAOOOO
π: "Do we really have to do this? Could he not just take it when he's older?"
πΈ: "He'd be dead from ancient diseases by then."
π: "But he's still so small and helpless... What if he dies from bleeding out from the stab--"
πΈ: "The needle's less than a fourth of a millimeter thick."
π: "At least let Sebek's father do it."
πΈ: "Sebek's dad is a dentist, not a pediatrician?????"
πΈ: "Calm down, our baby's just like you, remember? This would just be like a mosquito bite for him."
In the end, he clutches their baby's hand like he did when πΈ was giving birth, LOL. The baby just stared at him unflinchingly the entire time, wondering why his dad looked like he was constipated, and farted when the shots were done.
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Does it look to you like the base of Crowleyβs key-cane thing says a word??
Yes! It's upside-down but it says "RAVEN"!
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N-No....that Crowley card...he....he's always been good looking but this is the first time I'm having a "Oh no, he's hot!" reaction to him π³
This is the clear indication that companies don't know shit about their audiences. We don't want only 20 year old genius rich superhuman boys! WE WANT OLD MEN! WE WANT 70 YEAR OLD SENIOR CITIZENS! Twst knows where it's at!
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I bet Malleus would be the type to faint if his s/o wore gothic clothing and makeup since heβs a goth. π€
Mild suggestive warning!
Oh absolutely. And worship them like a god like you don't even know. And discover a kink when, after a long day and πΈ finally removes the black lace on their thigh and it leaves a faint mark on their skin.
π: "May I... May I touch it?"
πΈ: "Hm? Sure?"
And he gets carried away and bites it gently. My guy would be so aroused removing everything piece by piece and seeing red marks on places with clothing put on a little tight. π
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Let me start with saying i love your blog really really much, this is something that has been rent free on my mind since Diasomia's arc started, is Malleus' father a dragon fae? I read the translations of chap 7 and i don't think i saw it mentioned, they just stayed vague on what kind of fairy he was, many fans started saying he was not a dragon, if that would be the case doesn't that mean Malleus is an half-blood!? The dragon bloodline isn't pure!?
Meleanor rejected many dragon suitors to marry the person she loved, whoever he was, why not say if Levan was a dragon or not, this is stressing me out. Especially since i saw the Crowley's theory.
Hi thank you so much for this question! I actually also wanted to address this, as I've seen some people (particularly on Twst EN Twitter and Reddit fandoms) who believe that the "Malleus is half Long because Levan is a Long" theory is canon. It's actually just one of the common theories which are:
He is a Long prince/noble.
He is simply a Raven fae. This is also why many believe that Levan is Crowley as both ravens and crows are collectively karasu in Japanese.
Let me put on a disclaimer that I'm leaning more on the theory that Levan might not necessarily be Crowley, but he is indeed a Bird Fae-- because his name does sound like Raven in the Japanese language, and the fact that Malleus' Platinum Jacket portrait has both Maleficent and her loyal raven Diablo in it. You are correct that there was never an explicit reveal on what he was though.
~ A short explanation on the first theory ~
So how did the first theory come to be? Because his official title in Briar Kingdom is η«ηΌε
¬ lit. Dragon Eye Lord. Some people have taken this literally and assumed that it means Levan is a dragon; more specifically, a Long. That's because the η« in his title is a kanji character and Twst happened to exactly distinguish in the Endless Halloween event an Asian Long η« (in kanji alphabet), and a western dragon γγ©γ΄γ³ (in katakana alphabet). Malleus specifies that he is a γγ©γ΄γ³.
Now while theorizing that Levan is a Long is somewhat valid, it's less likely. Because a) it's common practice in Japanese to use kanji in formal titles and unusual to use katakana which is why γγ©γ΄γ³ was not used, which means b) Levan's "Dragon Eye Lord" title is just to indicate that he is Meleanor's eyes, as Lilia described him in the same chapter. This is also what Diablo's role is in the original movie.
~ Commenting on the theory that Levan is a Bird Fae ~
This is the most likely logical theory at this point, and you're correct that this means Malleus is half a dragon, half a bird. However, it's looking more and more like the fae are going with Mendel's Law of Inheritance with the Draconias' genes as extremely dominant that all other genes mixed in become recessive. Which means that while they're technically not pure-blooded dragons, the dragon genes will always appear in full view anyway so they might as well be pure. This is probably why Lilia mentions that the Draconias are "descended from dragons" rather than simply dragons. They may have varying fae species packed in their blood, but the dragon genes just completely cover them like a wallpaper lol.
Thanks so much for asking this! It was a fun write!
#twisted wonderland#ventique rambles#malleus draconia#papa draconia#meleanor draconia#ventique answers
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Assuming Yuu is afab,
Do u think when malleyuu's baby starts breastfeeding, malleus would be curious enough to try breastmilk (like maybe yuu uses a breastpump and he pours a little into a glass to taste test lmaoo)
Warning: weird topic
Yes.
#i think every father in the world gets curious at least once#my guy doesn't even need the pump πΆ#ventique answers#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#malleus x reader
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I just read this and π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Can you imagine him when Yuu gives birth to twins? The kind where no one noticed there was more than one? Poor Malleus would faint.
Also, congrats on the new job! The fact that Malleus helped you in some way it's very inspirational!
HE WOULD BE SO CONFUSED. Maybe he isn't even familiar with the concept of twins because he came from a single egg. When the doctors hand him the other one he'd be like: "?? What is this?"
Doctor: "Sir... your other child."
Mal: "?? Did you... "photocopy" my child? You can do that with living beings? What is the purpose of it?"
Lilia: "My boy, they're called twin "persons", not "it"."
He'd be so shocked and can't process how two babies would fit in a human stomach. Then he'd be happy at the thought that his babies won't be lonely since they'd be growing up together, but suddenly a terrible realization would dawn on him: the other baby is a girl, and he's only prepared the name "Malleus II" for the child he was expecting.
Nurse: "Sir what would you name the children?"
Mal: "Malleus II... and... Malleus III."
Lilia: "Malleus Draconia I, that is a baby girl."
Mal: "Then... Malleusa."
Lilia: "That is the most terrible sounding name I've heard in the long years that I've been alive. You give me migraines on top of my backaches."
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Why do you use a flower emoji instead of shrimp emoji for Yuu? Youβre the only one who I know uses it and itβs unique to your style! I just wanna know the reason/pos!
Ah yes! ππΈ is actually more common than ππ¦ in the Japanese fandom, especially if the Yuu displays more feminine traits. My πΈ doesn't mean feminine, but I do prefer to use it over a shrimp to indicate that they're self-insert and not necessarily the Yuu in-game. βΊοΈ
And I just think it's cuter, HAHA
And that in the eyes of Malleus, the reader is the cutest flower ever π©·
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You know those comics of Malleus giving perfect scores for Yuu's meals, even if they aren't good? Yuu does the same thing for Malleus during his time in the Crucible. Simps. The both of them π
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πΈ: "If I could give a 100! 10 isn't nearly enough."
β€οΈ: "It's literally just scrambled egg."
πΈ: "You got no taste, Ace. The umami that just bursts in your mouth, the mouth-watering fluffiness, the way it melts on your tastebuds--"
β€οΈ: "Can't differentiate no shit from the shitty breakfast my mom makes, really. You want orange juice with that?"
β οΈ: "You don't get it, man. There's a clear difference from the usual scrambled eggs. You see how if you poke it, it springs right back up? That's really great technique."
β€οΈ: "Are both of you Malleus simps? Holy shit."
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Ever think that because Malleus was born from an egg, he just assumes his children will also hatch from eggs, so when his wife gets pregnant, he thinks nothing of it until he feels the baby kick inside and is like "wtf??!?!! Where is the egg shell??!" and has to be explained that humans only have live births.
Yeah lmao I think he would panic so much and thought his baby got crushed and is dead inside the womb. π He would panic summon all servants to call for any doctor like:
πΈ: What are you doing?!
π, crying: We must remove the child immediately!!
πΈ: What the hell are you talking about?! I'm not due yet????
π: I'm beyond devastated, but I cannot lose you too! We must immediately take out the dead body or it would fester and poison you!
Then it would take repeated explanations before it goes through his skull and he could comprehend that there wasn't any egg in the first place. π
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