This body switch thing is the best thing that couldve ever happened to them. It gives me an excuse to draw shilo all moody and emizel as a sad puppy

Vamps vs Werewolfs like its 2010!

now that I finally have wings I'll be unstoppable

Socially anxious vampire who overthinks whether they've actually been invited in or not

Since i woke up i have been thinking about this...

I desperately want to write a sitcom about the Cullens and the Pointe du Loc-de Lioncourts moving in next to each other.

The individual vampire lore for either group remains the same and the stark difference between their literary origins is never once directly addressed.

The Interview family only come out at night and the Cullens never sleep. Louis and Carlisle go hunting together for animal blood while Lestat and Claudia zip up to Canada for snacks. Esme offers to do their interior design and doesn't mention the coffins. Claudia is not registered at the Cullens' high school and nobody says shit. There's a blue tint over every interior shot of the Cullen residence that is conspicuously absent from the Interview household.

I shall call it "This Neighborhood Sucks".

cannooooot be fucked to track down all of these posts one by one so i must make this vamposting legacy collection

thinking about how whenever tim & dale had that weird homosexual glance after dale thanked tim, my mother instantly started shaking her hands and said “My gaydar is going off!”

we need to STOP HUNTING VAMPIRES we are HARMING THE FOOD WEB OF THE MONSTER ECOSYSTEM. The vampires suck the blood out of humans and the zombies eat their remains!! It is a codependent relationship!! Without vampires, zombies will go extinct!! How will we deal with graveyard overpopulation if that happens!?!?!

malkavians be investing in stocks like those people hovering over slot machines at casinos

Maybe one of the worst things ive made in my lifetime

In honor of @flanaganfilm​ joining tumblr, my Midnight Mass piece from 2021

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where is my sultry, mysterious vampire to whisk me into the night and lock me in the top room of a tower, murdering any man who dares seek my hand??

I went skating in freezing weather my fingers were so cold and my throat burned but it felt so good. also here's my cool new tattoo (fishy)

just found out there is such a thing as vampire tampons. vampons. look it up. they're real. omg.

in one of the trailers for the last voyage of the demeter the title cards say "before he was a legend... he was a monster" and like, no. i think he was a monster the whole time. that's kinda why he became a legend in the first place