Saw a very abunai picture on Twitter labelled “Femme Fatale Ieyasu” which made me go ????? and against my better judgment decided to Google it

It was a fanart of a strange novel where Ieyasu is actually super pretty back when he was Takechiyo and BL with Yoshimoto ensued

I’m not sure I’m more baffled by the “pretty tan00k” or the WTF shipping

Although apparently based on the reviews it’s not meant to be kinky shit? It’s mostly a serious historical novel, just that (noncon?) BL scenes did happen 

And like. In the bookstore site the author’s credentials included being an award winner in some historical novel writing thing and I just o___O okay

So is trollshipping seriously valid for legit publication as long as you can write in Japanese and publish in Japan and fill up the rest of the novel with drama and angst? ‘Cause like, I remember there’s a Hidenaga novel I saw once, that involves Hidenaga/Kitsuno ship which is like... okay... you do you, bro. It’s mostly a Hidenaga drama stuff, so the shipping is minor (and doesn’t work out because Nobu happened), but still. It exist. 

watching richard II comes, for me, with the warm fuzzy feeling of witnessing richard milk the stage for everything it's worth for like an hour straight while men like northumberland (not so) discreetly roll their eyes and spiritually check their anachronistic wrist watches and bolinbroke stands there uncomfortably like :I . it makes me want to whisper to him 'oh buddy, you are going to cause so much drama in the years to come'. it's what he would have wanted. some people live for the drama, richard lived, died, deposed himself in an absolutely baffling fashion, indulged in an act long elaborate guilt trip over it even so, and in some readings of the stage directions stabbed a motherfucker for the entertainment of no one but the audience and the poor dude bringing him food (presumably looking on like O___O) before getting murdered... for the drama. and honestly he is not valid but I support him anyway

“Ah, yet another interesting question from Chuu! I don’t think I’d expect anything else!” You look over and see me leaning against the doorframe. “I’m pretty sure It’s showing, but I’m usually the one trying to keep others in check, though I do have a couple of friends who had to stop me from going overboard a couple times. I consider that a part of my unsavory past, though,” I say, with a bittersweet smile. “I’m a bit surprised I’m a candidate, don’t worry, I won’t give up. I’ve had—” (1) -🚪

good afternoon, door anon! 🥺🥰✨ thank you for coming in, it’s always such a pleasure seein you :D i hope you’re great~ + @ chuu 💖 anon!!! an answer to your quote on quote, “interesting question”! (pls,,, this is Not Sarcasm) + we care about you, too, door anon 🥺💗 please know we love you very much and respect whatever you do :) you’re 100% valid! ✨ + i’ll see you around, door~ thank you for the kiss! pretty sure your husband n wife just took it O___o anyways! come again soon, i love you !!! 💕💕💕

Bunnie 💗🐰

My sister is so rude. She points out all of my flaws, physically hurts me when she's angry, gets mad when I don't play games with her, and when I do she gets mad when she loses, like to the point where she slams her hands on her keyboard and the table her computer is on. And the worst part is she knows she these things are rude. She defends it with "I'm the youngest." And she says that it's just who she is. I hope she changes because people who are like that in the real world are jerks.

O___O OH MY GOD YES EXACTLY O___O

The fact that she knows she’s rude and tries to counter it by saying she’s the youngest isn’t even a valid excuse. Her behavior in general should be inexcusable. Excuse me what. Why is she like this? 

istg if this were my child they’d get an ass whooping bc i will not tolerate such behavior omfgfjiafa

THAT JUST IRKS ME ANON. IT IRKS ME. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then again, this one of the reason i aint having kids so it aint gon happen anyway 

-Admin Sf