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incorrectquotesmcu · 11 months

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Valentina: Alright, questions?

Alexei: If cows ruled the world, would they drink human milk?

Valentina: About the mission.

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.

Alfred: Is everything okay?

Damian: Dumbass is coming out.

Alfred: Oh.

Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...

Dick:

Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...

Dick: No, no, no it's not

Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-

Dick: Alfie It's not

Jason: No, no let him finish.

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Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.

Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick:

Dick: What

Tim: It's me.

Superman: Oh

Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick: No, wait you can't just-

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Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.

Titans:

Dick: It's not me.

Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"

#I've been thinking about this since Tim came out beaceus that was pretty much every reaction from everyone I know #And i find fucking hilarious #Tim had more in lore logic but Grayson just screams queer energy and there's no way people around him didn't caught up onto that #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #batfam #incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes #the funniest part is that if gotham knights is cannon he might actually be and this is just him being confused #on how people think he'll need to come out #but if he's not he's the talk Valentina of the family and we love him anyway

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beuatifulbuttercup · 6 months

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titan army shit bc it's the only thing keeping my life together

Billie: Lou Ellen… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lou Ellen: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Billie: Billie: I wrote sanitize, Lou Ellen.

Valentina, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. Valentina: does finger guns You gotta look good while doing it.

Ellis: Where did you get that tomato soup? Clovis: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Luke: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Valentina: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? Silena: No. No, Valentina, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Valentina calls Ellis. Number five: Billie gets eaten by a shark. Billie: I’m Billie, and I approve the order of that list.

Alabaster: Why am I the bad guy? Ethan: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

While the Squad is in a battle Luke, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Chris: Take it back now y'all!

Billie: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Valentina: Valentina: I like you.

Luke: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Ethan: Ellis, probably.

Ethan: You're pathetic! Lou Ellen: You're pathetic-er! Alabaster: You're both losers.

Silena after Chris went insane: Chris, can I ask you a question? Chris: Sure, anything. Silena: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

Ethan: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Luke: Ethan: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Billie: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Alabaster's birthday invitations. Lou Ellen: Well, what are they supposed to say? Billie: "Alabaster's birthday". Lou Ellen: So, what do they say instead? Billie: "Alabaster’s bi". Lou Ellen: Lou Ellen: Works out either way.

#pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #titan army #lou ellen blackstone #billie ng #ellis wakefield #valentina diaz #chris rodriguez #luke castellan #silena beauregard #ethan nakamura #alabaster c torrington #alabaster torrington #pjo incorrect quotes #this was in my drafts for too dam long

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shyjusticewarrior · 7 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 165

Talia, singing to Damian in Arabic: Those who respect you, respect them back. If they do you wrong, drink their blood.

Steph: Respect the bis, or Red Hood will stab out your eyes.

Jason, with a knife: You wanna be Oedipus, motherfucker?

Tim: If you guys call me a short king one more time, I'm gonna grow more out of spite. You'll have no more fun nicknames and the only short I'll have is my comings.

Tim: And by that I mean not achieving goals, not the physical distance of my, uh...

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yourgothuncle · 2 years

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Robin: this is Valentina, she’s an ally. Speak valentina.

Steve: ~ally~

#stranger things #steve harrington #s4 #robin buckley #stranger things incorrect quotes #this is valentina

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crisp-sweet-pink-lady · 6 months

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#unicorn academy #unicorn academy spoilers #now that the movie is up on youtube nothing can stop me from making these #don't worry I don't actually have any more to make #but I could if I wanted to #sophia mendoza #valentina furi #rory carmichael #he's there too I guess #incorrect quotes #source: my hero academia

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vilandel · 12 hours

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Next Gen Inccorect Quotes VI ♣️💘

*middle of the night at the Silva Palace* Vanessa: Oh, I think that Valentina or Nymphea need their mummy and daddy again. Nozel: I'll go, take some rest. Vanessa: Honey, please, you need some rest as much as I do. Even more than me at this point. Nozel: But you went through much more, with the pregnancy, the birth, the hormones... with everything. I have to do something to ease your burden. Vanessa: Aw, I know you just mean well. But Nozel, if you continue like this, you're going to take the whole burden upon you and leaving me with all the good sides of parenthood. That would be unfair, don't you think? Nozel: ... Vanessa: I'm not asking you to stop completely, I'm just asking you to think a bit more about yourself. You don't need to make amends anymore. And you don't need to prove that you can be a good father or a good husband. You were one from the start. Nozel: I wasn't always good... Vanessa: Now you are and I love you. *kisses Nozel* *another baby starts to cry* Vanessa: Now both of our daughters need us, so let's go together. Nozel: I love you... Vanessa: My handsome eagle husband, if there is a side of you I will always adore, is how much you care for our daughters and me.

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marquise-of-midnight · 2 years

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Jason: *thinks of nico as a weird guy who's not trustworthy*

Jason: *realise that nico is gay*

Jason: Nico, you are like a brother to me now. I will protect you with my life. You've been through a lot, but you do not have to worry anymore I'm here. I'm an ally by the way.

Nico: wtf?!

#jason grace protector of the gays #jason grace #nico di angelo #house of hades #talk valentina #hoo #pjo #incorrect hoo quotes

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roguefankc · 1 year

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Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Belova! It's you're lucky day! We're going to get some vibranium!

Yelena Belova: Yeah, good luck with that.

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine:...did you not hear me? You're going to get some vibranium for me.

Yelena Belova:...and good luck with that.

Valentina Allegra de Fontaine: Let me spell it out for you, then. You, Yelena Belova, are going to lead the Thunderbolts into Takolan and Wakanda on joint suicide missions. You, Yelena Belova, and your team will sneak in, infiltrate, murder, and kill everyone in your way during the missions. You, Yelena Belova, will use the Thunderbolts to grab all the vibranium you and your cohorts can get your hands on. And you, Yelena Belova, and the Thunderbolts will bring back all the vibranium you can carry back to me clandestinely. Or die trying.

Yelena Belova: And let me spell it out for you: Good. Luck. With. That.

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behold-the-brave-battalion-17 · 1 year

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Valentina, to Tony: There is no final version of yourself. We never stop growing or changing.

Riff, poking his head into the room: Actually there is, it's called a corpse.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year

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Valentina: I need you to kill him, but make it look like an accident.

Wade: Say no more.

[later]

Policeman: It looks like the killer stabbed him and then placed a banana at his feet.

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beuatifulbuttercup · 9 months

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Drew Tanaka <333

Drew Tanaka: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

Lou Ellen: I give you a cursed amulet! Drew Tanaka: Cool! It’ll make me look cute, and the shadow that follows me will make me more active, I’ll get out more!

Will: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them? Drew: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them. Will: Okay yeah thanks Drew, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

Will: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Drew: I will politely decline.

*pre battle of Manhattan*

Drew: I need to dye my hair. Silena: … Drew: Or get another tattoo. Silena: … Drew: Or a new piercing. Silena: Why? Drew: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Silena: I want a bf. Drew: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

Drew: WHO THE FUCK- Silena: Whoa, language! Drew: I speak fucking English! Silena: …

Silena: Hey besties- Drew: Die. Silena: What did I do to you-

*we done with that segment now*

Valentina: What’s something you guys are better than Drew at? Piper: Mario Kart. Lacy: Yeah, video games. Mitchell: Emotional vulnerability.

Mitchell: Hey, how did my phone break? Drew: You were drunk yesterday. Mitchell: And? Lacy: You threw it. Mitchell: Why? Valentina: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Mitchell: And why didn’t you stop me?! Piper: We were busy laughing our asses off.

Drew: You're a lying piece of shit! Piper: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! Mitchell: I'm leaving and I'm taking Valentina with me! Lacy, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

Drew: Who the fuck broke the toaster? Valentina: It was Mitchell. Lacy: It was Mitchell. Piper: Mitchell broke it. Mitchell: Mitchell: …yOU PROMISED-

Mitchell: How would you like your pancakes? Drew: Plain. Piper: With sprinkles! Lacy: Chocolate chips. Valentina: Potatoes. Drew, Piper, and Lacy look at Valentina Valentina: What? They're good.

Sherman: I'm cold. Miranda: Here, take my hoodie. meanwhile Connor: I'm cold. Drew: I can't control the weather, Connor.

Sherman: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Connor: The cow?? Drew: What? Miranda: Connor, W H Y?

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shyjusticewarrior · 11 months

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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 15

Tim: Once Damian got into a fist fight with a trans guy and when he got sent to the principals' office the principal kept going like "how DARE you hit a WOMAN," and he got so offended on the trans guys' behalf that he got into a fight with the principal too.

Tim: This will forever be my favorite story about him. Just to clarify, it was only a verbal fight with the principal.

Tim: Update: I was wrong, he did in fact try to punch the principal, they just stopped him.

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justtuesdays · 2 years

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Dylan:

Valentina: *on behalf of all the villa*

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sleepyburito · 22 days

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crybabycunt · 10 months

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I don’t like when yelena is mean to Clint :(

That’s cute.

Yelena Belova is a ruthless killer with a questionable moral backbone (even after she’s free from chemical subjugation). I don’t know if you remember, but she was going to KILL Clint. She’s a hired assassin (remember those after credits with Valentina?). Girl said she was going to straight up kill Clint and have some appetizers. She told his mentee that she'd grab drinks with her... but only after she killed her mentor. Do you remember how nonchalant she was about it? Because it truly was nothing to her. That’s how she is. Also, she happily grabbed a chef’s knife and went after her sister. Big sis kept wanting to stop; she didn’t want to fight, and little sister said NAH how about I throw you into a wall? Which was actually quite nice because in the comics she has a vendetta toward Natasha and tries to kill/best her more than once. Y’all should really read the comics. Yelena does not fuck around. She is violent AF and I love her for that.

So the verbal jabs Clint gets in these incorrect quotes that I post? That’s Yelena being sweet.

#her NOT killing him isn’t her heart growing 3 sizes it’s her sparing him for the sake of her sister #mr barton got lucky. mr barton was touched by an angel that night #GIVE US MORE VIOLENT YELENA‚ MCU!!#ask me #yelena belova #incorrect marvel quotes

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