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seagull-scribbles · 1 year
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My pronouns are they/them ‘cause I’ll never be HER💕
Saw this comic by @mushtoons and their outfit designs has been living in my head rent free ever since
#rottmnt#raphael#rottmnt raph#cant stop thinking about this design honestly#I’ve never drawn a full body turf before so I think I need to practice the proportions more#need to shorten his limbs and make him more square#but aaaa#seriously loved this yes#I was too tired to do this yesterday after school but gosh I was spiritually with the turt bros last hot girl Fridays#if you haven’t guessed really masculine characters with feminine features or feminine girls with masculine features are my weakness#uuuffff#obsessed#they can’t do much cause of the whole…this….situation#but they could maybe party on the roof of some of the gay bars together and debate weather lady gags or Britney is the true queen#love it ahh#I could keep going but I won’t#oh I binge watched all of rise this week while I worked#I feel I missed some things by not properly watching but I loved it I’ll deffo go back and see the#properly when I can#also yes I know I was meant to do requests around work today but when I tell you this is all I could think of I meant it#he’s just spinning in my head like a microwave#he’s so sharp and angular but that top is so light and soft like him aaaaaa#and pinks a shade of red so it’s still his colour scheme it totally counts#I think I’m so used to drawing vectors long arms I stretched Ralph’s limbs out too much I’ll practice winding them back in#oh ehile im here inlowkey wanted this to match that crocs vector monty designed that i drew last year#for personal reasons uwu#mushtoons#SaveRiseOfTheTMNT
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boysbeloving · 1 year
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Wake up bestie new picture dropped
https://twitter.com/mileapooo_/status/1595046766696894464?t=7NEe7l6lsMMKyNOARB0L4A&s=19
BESSSTTTIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
NEW PICTURE DROPPED AND SO DID MY PANTIES
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it is ALWAYS a pleasure to get a glimpse of the Mile Bulge
for the longest time he would somehow just NOT show anything despite wearing all white and that too so tight!
but he's making up for it i see i see....bless him
BONUS TIDDIE BONUS TIDDIE BONUS TIDDIE
he wears such tight pants good god...he should air out his bits sometimes you know
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old-timey-radio · 2 years
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samijey · 2 months
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Tiffany Stratton (Smackdown 01/03/2024)
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thatguywhofedme · 10 months
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Lucky 🍀
You knew from the moment you made your way to the driveway that you found what you were looking for
the perfect feedee to fatten up
You looked at the minivan converted to become wheelchair accessible and the access ramp in front of the house and got horny just at the thought of wheeling your growing piggy around
When you first received the message on your blog, you thought it was another fake account or just someone who wanted to be teased and nothing more
However….
The message seemed genuine with proofs of their intentions
They wanted someone to feed them to death and from what they saw from your profile, you were the perfect match for them
Seconds after knowing their intentions, you got pictures of a scale showing "error" with the small screen being cracked, but the scale looked to be reinforced
That's when you knew this could get really interesting
Then you got showed the medications for diabetes, high blood pressure and many more accompanied by an oxygen tank with a cannula on top of a bariatric bed with a bariatric wheelchair to the side
You thought that was too good to be true until you received a picture of what was simply, the fattest belly you ever saw
It was a giant ball of lard wider than their thighs, reaching their knees and best of all, covered in bits of past feast and chocolate sauce with three double cheeseburgers on top of their belly
You thought you were going to cum right then and there from the sheer excitement you got from all of this and you haven't even said a word yet
You told them there was no words to describe how you feel and after a few seconds, they told you no need to say anything, let's chat and see where it goes
That's where you're fattening relationship started and after a month, you still haven't seen another picture from them since they said they wanted it to be a surprise, but they wanted to meet you and feed them silly as soon as possible
You told them that you didn't know where to begin with this since you never shared where you live
That's when you received a plane ticket via email with an address and them saying see you then
You were shocked at this gesture, but couldn't contain yourself anymore and had to go meet them
You took the plane, rented a car on arrival and got to the address as fast as you could
Back to the moment of arrival, you parked your car, got to the huge double doors and rang the bell
"hufff…. Huffff…..nnnnnnnnggghhh…. coming….uuurrp…. Huffffff…. Hufff…."
"Thump… Thump…..Thump….. Uuuuurrrrrrpppp…. Mmmmh.. Fuck….. Thump….. Thump…"
After a minute of HEAVY footsteps, the door opened and you weren't ready for the sight AT ALL
You saw the most gorgeous (and fattest) person you ever met
Their puffy red face was covered in sweat and fat all around with a huge chin covering their neck and reaching their clavicle
Arms so fat the angel wings were bigger than your waist
The belly was just as big as you imagined and more, so much so it almost knocked you back when the door opened
An ass so big even the double doors weren't big enough to accommodate those cheeks
All of this magnificent fat was able to barely stand via a reinforced walker
"hi…… Lover…….. BuuurrrrUuuuurrrrppp…. Hope you're….. Happy…with….uuuffff…. what you…… See….. Frrrrrrrttthhh….. Ahhhhh…. That's better"
You didn't even say anything, you gave them the biggest hug possible and they reciprocated
"play…. With…. Me…."
Their sausage fingers took your hand and put it on their belly, you began jiggling it while hearing them moan at your touch
"I've….. Waited… for this…… Moment….for….. So long….. Mmmmmhhh….. That feels…… Uuuurrp…. Amazing….. Hehe"
You then moved onto the rest of their body, jiggling each and every part of it until you were right behind them
You began groping and slapping their enormous behind when they told you
"please…… uuuffff…. This ass….. and….. my body….. is all…. yours….. Do…. Whatever…… You…. Desire…… Uuuuurrrrppp"
You put them in a position where they would be as comfortable as possible for a person getting too fat for a walker, grabbed their rolls and pounded that ass like there was no tomorrow
"mmnnnnnhhhh….. Yes… Fuck…. That…. 700lbs…..Piggy…. Frrrrttthhhllpp… Oops"
That got you going even harder and in the end, you both came HARD
when you got to your senses, you realized the doors were still wide open and a neighbor was staring at you two
That's when you saw that your piggy looked embarrassed for a second
"the fuck are you looking at !?! it's like you never saw someone having sex before"
Even you knew it was a weak attempt at being intimidating
But the neighbor got back in their house and left you two alone, at least he was going to have one hell of a story to tell
"let's….. Go…. Inside….. I'm hungry….. And……horny……."
You helped your new found partner waddle back to their couch
You saw pizza and takeout boxes everywhere
No wonder they got to that size
When the two of you arrived and your partner let dropped themselves on the creaking couch, ready to give up at this point, they asked you for a specific request
"can…. You… take….. That funnel…. And… Fill me….. Up…. With…. uurrp…. The lard shakes…… please…..?"
They did a pouty face but you both knew you were all too eager to make them drink all of them
You put the funnel in their mouth and while the funnel was in suspension, letting the fattening liquid go straight to their gullet without any effort
You began kissing, jiggling and caressing their immense gut
You heard moaning, a lot of heavy breathing and some farts escaping from their gigantic behind to your pleasure
When all the shakes were gone, you knew what to do
"a piggy who finishes everything their supposed to gets a treat"
You winked at them while your hand ventured under their belly and you gave them their well earned reward
"ooooohhh fuuuuckkk……. UUUUUuuuuuuurrrrrrppppppp…… You're doing…… So…. Gooooood……."
You began going at it harder and faster just to see how much your piggy can take
"shit….. At This….. Rate…. I'll have….. Another…..UUUURRRP….. Heart attack….. Huuufffff….mmmmhhhhh…. Yes….yes…..YEEEESSSSSS……"
That's when you saw what you had done and knew your job was completed, someone doesn't get this exhausted just by eating
Yet…..
You got beside them on the couch and fell asleep with them
Cuddling against their massive form feeling like the luckiest person in the world
You knew exactly where you wanted to be and that's exactly where you were going to stay
With your massively obese piggy, making them fatter and giving them the love they deserve until their last final bite
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dolcementefemmia · 23 days
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Innamorata persa delle parole ...
Uuuffff
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dragonfly0808 · 3 months
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S1 ch5
MY BABIES WHEN THEY WERE BABIES
It’s so weird to reread the girls before… everything, when they were at their base form, no development and complete strangers 
I like how I did the intro, Flora being open, Tec and Musa being more cautious and closed off.
The awkwardness between Flora and Bloom as they try to break the ice is too real.
Also, I’d totally forgotten I wrote Musa as not initially liking Stella ajajjajajjajaa (again you can tell I had no idea how to write Stella yet, I don’t even recognize her)
Uuuffff reading about s1 Riven… I forgot how angry my boy was. Love this particular part of this chapter, the very first POV from the Specialists, it’s still very special to me.
I’m so emotional about the girls being so weak and overpowered by the Trix UGH THE POWER CRAWL HASN’T EVEN STARTED YET
But also how the main thing they have in common at this point is how none of them hesitate to jump head-first into danger just because they know Bloom needed help and THEY DON’T EVEN REALLY KNOW HER YET
I’m getting way too emotional and it’s only ch 5
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misguidedasgardian · 1 year
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The White Dragon (39)
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39. King's Landing
MASTERLIST
Summary: Your and your family’s loyalty is put to the test 
Pairings: main Harwin Strong x Fem!Targaryen reader
Warnings: cursing, medieval and A song of ice and Fire AU customs, injury, burns, dragon fire, death, threats, violence, armies, war and all that comes with it. Might miss some warnings but you know what this is about :) 
+18, MINORS DNI
Wordcount: 3.0 k
Notes:  uuuffff one more chapter filled with politics before we are up the saddle and burning things again! jejeje
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You never thought you’d be scared or sad to see your daughter, but here you were
“Aemma” you called, when you saw her entering the Red Keep with Harwin by his side
“Mama!”, she said with a wide smile, she came to you and hugged you tightly, and you hugged her back, “have you heard from Vaegor and Saera?”, she asked, you only shook your head
“Not yet”, you answered, she smiled sadly
“We will find them”, she assured you, with those beautiful eyes she inherited from her father, deep green, like a forest, you kissed her forehead
“I know”, you assured her, she nodded, pleased
“Is so weird to come back here”, she said, and you smiled at her, caressing her cheek
“You must prove to aunt Rhaenyra that you are loyal to her”, you said gently, she seemed sad, but nodded
“Alright mama”, she said, “I will bend the knee and call her my Queen, that way we'll be safe”, she said with such hope you wanted to cry
She was so beautifully innocent yet
She amazed you, she could burn armadas to the bottom of the ocean, but she still wanted to believe the best, even in times of war. 
Her audience, and Aemond’s, was going to take place on the later hours of the day, you bitterly thought two things, one, Rhaenyra wanted you to have time to see your daughter and Aemond and speak to them, and two, she was surely listening trough spies, or Daemon, or Daemon’s spies, so after you spoke to her when you saw her come in, you didn’t look for her again, she was probably in her chambers with Aemond. 
As you were looking on the horizon you couldn’t help but be scared, you thought about your two youngest dragonlings, and where they were and how, were they alright? Were they scared? 
Are they even alive?
You drew a sharp breath at the possibility
Without even realizing it, tears started to fall from your eyes as you hugged yourself, looking at the ocean, oh your babies, they were only children.
You felt Harwin’s unmistakable arms around you
“Shhh my love”, he shushed you, hugging you tightly, he kissed the side of your face, “be calm, please”
“They are dead, aren’t they?”, you cried, and you felt him shook his head
“No, they are not”
“How do you know?”, you asked with a broken voice
“I just know it, I feel it, in my heart”, he assured you, and you whimpered
“Rhaenyra knows where they are”, you accused, “she won’t tell me unless I become his soldier”
“So that is what we will become”, he said, “we will get them back, she knows how much our children matter to us, she will use them to get to you, but she is smarter than to harm them”, he spoke with such certainty that you believed him 
“What about Aemma and Aemond?”, you asked, “they are in more danger than ever, just as Maekar and Rhaegar, how can we prove Rhaenyra that…?”, Harwin shushed you 
“We will manage”, he assured you.
But Harwin had his own battles to fight, he had his own problems besides the ones involving his family, but this did involve a member of his family.
It wasn’t hard to find, he had been imprisoned when Rhaenyra took over, but he was barely in the first level. Apparently, he had been very cooperative in fear to be lowered to the darkest, more tortuous levels of the cells.
“Hello brother”, he heard from the darkness of a cell
“Larys”, he growled, his brother appeared from the shadows, he looked like shit, Harwin thought
“Is good to see you”, he said calmly
“Why?”, he asked
“Why is it good to see you?”, he mocked
“Why did you betray us?”, he asked darkly, Larys only chuckled 
“I only supported the team with the better odds”, he said simply
“Not the one your own family is in”, he said bitterly
“Your family Harwin”, he said, “not mine”
“Why did you do it?”, he pressed, “what did they give you?”
“They gave me nothing”, he said cryptically, “I took it for myself”, Harwin stared at the empty eyes of his brother
“What did you do?”, he asked, but his brother didn’t answer, he just had this sick smile on his face. Harwin passed one of his hands through the bars as quickly as lightning, grabbing his brother’s neck, “You poisoned him, didn’t you?”, he asked bitterly, “IT WAS YOU! AND FOR WHAT?”, the smile didn’t erase from Larys’ face as he was being shocked
“For power”, he only said
“You are sick! you could’ve had everything! a family of your own!”
“That is nothing”, he said, Harwin made sure to hit the head of his brother against the bars as he let go of you
“I’ll be in the first line the day they hang you”, he threatened.
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You reunited back again in the throne room, hours later, you were standing by the side, as Aemond and Aemma were right in the center of the room. Harwin was by your side, he looked completely distracted, disturbed even, you took his hand in yours and squeezed, he looked down at you and smiled
“What happened?”
“I will tell you later”, he promised, you got distracted by Rhaenyra entering the room with Daemon and Jacaerys by her side, standing by her side while she took a sit on the throne
“I’m pleased you are here, niece, brother”, Rhaenyra claimed, “but there is someone missing from this reunion”, you looked at them, worried, Rhaenyra knew your sons were on special mission but there was only one member of the family unaccounted for. “Where is Helaena?”, asked Rhaenyra then, and your breath got caught in your throat, as you looked directly at Aemond
“In Harrenhal”, said Aemma, “she has small children, she didn’t want to come back here to the Red Keep”, she said softly, trying to explain
“Do you mean she refused to bend the knee to me?”, she asked bitterly, and you wanted to intervene but Cregan by your side grabbed your arm, “the rightful heir, and her sister”
“She…”, Aemond was going to protest, but Aemma took a step forwards, interrupting him
“Nothing of the sort”, that warm smile and gentle eyes were like Dragonfire, it could melt almost everything and everyone, “Dear Aunt, my Queen, as a mother you must understand, after Helaena almost died here in the Red Keep she was weary of the travel, war had touched us all”, she continued, “Helaena is a gentle soul and of a fragile mind, she has small children”, she said then, “She wanted to stay in the White hall”, that truly did seem to please Rhaenyra, as she nodded
“I wish for her to come here”, she said then, “I understand she is reluctant to come back to the Keep, but she has my word, that if she bends the knee, she will have nothing to fear of me”
“I will send her a raven myself”, offered Aemma, looking back at Aemond and smiling, Aemond seemed more relaxed as well. You need to reach Maekar, and tell him to return, and come here at Helaena’s side. 
But Rhaenyra didn’t look content, not pleased, and Aemond sensed that
“We haven’t heard a word from you, brother”, she said like it was an insult rather that mentioning your relationship with him
“I share my beautiful wife’s sentiment”, he said, looking at Aemma, “I come here to show you my allegiance to you, sister”
“Your wife?”, she asked, suddenly angry, she then looked at you like you betrayed her, again, “funny, the last time I saw my father alive he claimed he wanted to marry Aemma to my son and heir, Prince Jacaerys”, she said and you cursed Aemond and his big mouth.
Aemond took Aemma’s hand in his and squeezed reassuringly
“We decided to marry after we took Highgarden in your name”, he said swiftly
“But you did not ask me, your sovereign, for permission for this marriage”, she said firmly, Aemond moved his jaw, clearly uncomfortable, “did you consummate the marriage?”, and you looked at the floor in shame, you really didn’t want to know that.
“Y-yes we did”, Aemma whispered, you looked up at Rhaenyra who looked at Jacaerys by her side
“She is ruined then”, he sentenced and you had to bite your tongue, Aemond seemed to be in the same position as you, but Aemma, having inherited some of Jaehaerys’ grace, whispered something into Aemond, calming him down 
“For me to give you a full pardon, I will need you to renounce your titles, and houses”, she said, and you were going to protest, but Harwin grabbed your arm
“What?”, whined Aemma
“You will be no longer known with the titles of Princes”, she said, and Jacaerys seemed so entertained 
“We are not in the line of succession”, said Aemond, “why would you care if we…?”
“You are defying me, brother?”, Rhaenyra asked, and as you looked closer into her arm as she was grabbing the throne, you seemed to saw a red line in her forearm, but you were probably imagining things
“I’m just trying to meet your demands and accept our allegiance to you, my queen”, you better than anyone knew how hard was for Aemond to call your sister that 
“What do you want from me?”, Aemond interrupted the conversation, and everything fell silent. Aemma felt her heart sinking, “Dear half-sister, what do you want from me?”. Seemed that the last drop had fallen from Aemond’s glass, and he was not taking this anymore. 
“From you…?”, she mocked, “I….”
“Yes I wanted to protect my family from those who I knew would harm them and I chose to follow my brother’s claim, I did what I thought was right, but I saw my mistake and I am here today, bending the knee to you, you have my allegiance, now, what else do you want? Do you want to threaten my wife? my sister and my nephews? Do you want me to burn cities to the ground? because I would, for them I chose the usurper, and for them I will change again”, he said firmly, “I called you sons bastards a couple of times and they took my eye, if you think I’m the villain of this story I will become it…”
Rhaenyra didn’t really know what to say, in her hunger for power she was poking the dragon, the biggest threat to the Blacks was there, bending the knee to her, but he was going to break before he bends…
“You are threatening me?”, she asked, Daemon by her side grabbed the pommel of dark sister
Aemma looked back at Aemond in terror and he took a step forwards to place her behind him
“Aemond please”
“No”, he said, “If she can’t guarantee yours and Helaena’s safety I will not bend the knee”
“Are you refusing to serve the one and true Queen of the seven Kingdoms?”, asked Daemon, taking steps down the throne. Jace behind him, couldn’t hide his smile
“No!”, shouted Aemma
“I bend the knee”, he said, “is you who is twisting my words”, he defended, he didn’t have a sword, but he didn’t care
Tensions were arising, swords were being drawn, and as Aemma begged for mercy, everything was interrupted by the huge doors of the hall opening
“Prince Maekar, of House Strong and Targaryen”, chanted the Kingsguard, and you could finally breathe when you saw your eldest son walking confidently into the room
“My Queen!”, he said, clearly he did not read the room, but his entrance was so surprising nobody was moving or saying anything, “I have brought great news!”, he said, looking at everyone in the room and yet the smile could not disappear from his face. He walked until he was in front of Aemond and Aemma, “as a irrefutable proof of our allegiance, of my house, and my brother by law”, he said, with his open arms pointing at all of you, “I bring you the great news, that, the treasury has been recovered from the Lannisters, and it’s on it’s way here!”, he said, and everyone in the room got quieter, “Ser Steffon Mangold in a rescue mission infiltrated Casterly Rock”, he told, “I secured a Lannister ship with the help of my sister and Aemond”, he continued, “and with it I could infiltrate the port and safe Ser Steffon and with a small garrison of Tyrell soldiers I recuperated the treasury from their vaults”
“You did?”, asked Rhaenyra, clearly confused, but relieved
“It’s on it’s way here, from the Gold Road, as we speak,”, he assured you all, “Ser Steffon is guarding it alongside a force of Tyrell soldiers of a thousand mounted soldiers, and two thousand men and 500 hundred archers, alongside the Lady Regent of the Reach, coming here to bend the knee to you”
“You recuperated it, for me?”, she asked, not believing it, Maekar, still on his knees smiled at her
“For my Queen”, he said then, “to prove the fealty of all my family”, his face turned serious as he looked at her, making a deal right then and there, in front of all of you, you looked at Rhaenyra expectantly, she looked at Daemon and he nodded
“Very well”, she then looked at Aemond, “I appreciate your allegiance, dear nephew, yours and your family’s, you are all pardoned”, she assured you, and you breathed more easily, Aemma hugged Aemond tightly and he hugged her back. 
You ran towards Maekar and you hugged him tightly
“You are alright”, you cried
“I am”, he assured you, “Helaena is on her way”
“What?”, you cried. “No!”, he placed his hands on your upper arms
“everything is going to be alright, I promise, we have a plan”
“How did you manage to sneak into Casterly Rock…?”
“We will discuss it later”, he assured you, and you just nodded
You were altered, there was no denying that, this day had been a rollercoaster of emotions and you wondered how much more you could take, your daughter and son by law almost got treated like traitors by your tyrannic sister, your husband has just confessed that it was his brother who murdered your father in law, and was a traitor to your family, your younger children were missing and your oldest was bringing his… partner? your own sister here to the most dangerous place where she could be treated as a traitor and her children could be in danger because they are the children of the usurper that was hiding in some corner in the seven Kingdoms.
It did not got better when you were called upon by your sister and uncle, to be in the small council, as an emergency meeting 
“Daeron Hightower”, started Daemon in the small council room, “is marching on the capital, with an army of ten thousand men”
“WHAT?”, you managed to say
“He has the Hightower army and the remains of the Baratheon’s”, explained Rhanyra, “it is imperative we destroy him”
“How many men can you gather?”, you asked
“Only you can answer that”, she said bitterly
“With how many dragons I count on?”, you asked then
And again, it all depend on you, Rhaenyra was sitting in the throne but she didn’t intent on doing anything to keep it or protect it
Again is was you.
You felt dizzy as you walked out of the room, all the problems, everything was catching up to you, and you didn’t see a way out of this
In a moment, your eyesight began to tunnel, and you felt dizzy, like your body was too heavy and the ground started to pull you in. You felt your heartbeat in your ears and suddenly you couldn’t breathe anymore
When you woke up again, you were laying on your bed, a cold rag on your forehead, and Harwin seated right by your side, looking down at you with concern
“How are you my love?”, he asked gently
“What happened?”, you whined, again you were feeling like your body weighted tons
“You fainted”, he said softly, and you whined, “you are not pregnant again are you?”, he mocked, but with hope in his voice
“Harwin I swear I will kill you”, you threatened, and he laughed
“You must be tired, and overwhelmed”, he said gently
“How long I was out?”, you asked
“It’s already the morning”
“Oh, I need to…”
“You need to rest”
“We can’t rest…”
“Cregan went to Harrenhal to meet his army, with it he will march it south to meet the Hightowers”, he said, “he bought us a couple of weeks, until we can gather the dragons and join them”
“Thank you”, you whispered
“You have nothing to thank me for, you have good allies”, he said, “and there is someone who wants to see you”, he nodded towards the door and Maekar with Helaena showed up, and for some reason, that made you feel better
“It is dangerous you are here dear sister”, you whispered, but she nodded, looking at Maekar, who sat by your side on the bed 
“Helaena and I were thinking, and we came to the conclusion that it would be best if we…”, he swallowed hard, you could tell this was hard on him, but Helaena smiled sweetly at him, and squeezed her hand, “if we tell everyone that the children, Jaehaerys, Jahaera and Maelor, are mine”, he said, looking straight at you
“But they are not”, you said, “are they?”, you asked fearfully 
“They aren’t… biologically speaking, no, but, we believe it’s best”
“For what darling?”, you asked
“If people believe they are bastards, they won’t be a threat to Rhaenyra’s reign”, Helaena said gently, her eyes were only to Maekar
“That way we can keep them safe”, he said then, nodding, “I will marry Helaena, and the children can take my name”
“But them being bastards, also places them in a different type of danger”, you muttered
“No if we keep to ourselves, in Harrenhal”, he said with a small smile, “people there like us, they love us, they love Helaena, they wouldn’t hurt them”, you nodded, “besides they are going to be safe with me”, and for the first time since this began, you felt relieved.
You hugged Maekar and he hugged you back
“I’m so proud of you, my sweet boy”, you whispered, hugging your son against you 
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More notes: I know it was kind of random but I needed to give the Harwin-Larys thing a clousure
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jazumst · 2 months
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Jazu poniedziałkowy
Żeby Was... Przetrwałem niedzielę. Posłuchajcie:
Niedziela już za mną. Uuuffff.... Chyba coś się rusza w biznesie, bo utarg wzrósł na poprzedni poziom. Ludzie kręcili się jak ze sraczką. Już nie było fala, przerwa, fala. Co chwila ktoś przyłaził. - Zrobiłem na co się umawiałem. Może nawet i zamówienie bym zrobił, ale już ciężko by było. SWS powinien być spokojniejszy, a za nim i my.
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Ponarzekam, a jak :P
Kuc mógłby być ostrożniejszy. Kamienne ptysie obuchowe. Skretyniał chyba zostawiając w ciastkarce coś takiego. O omletach pierwszego kontaktu nie wspomnę nawet. Ciastkara wyjebana ponad granice, ale 30% do wyjebania.
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Lera przeziębiona, Manekin twierdzi że ma okres. Jak tylko zebrały się dwie to po robocie. Manekin telefoniki do mężusia. Godzina na pewno jej zeszła. Tak się tu pracuje. Potem Lera obiadek. I cyk 25minut. Tak też stałem jak te widły w gnoju i obsługiwałem. O wyjściu na sklep mowy nie było.
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Liczba skurwieli z 200 za chleb była przeogromna. Z czego lwia część nie ukrywała, że przyszła po bilon na myjnie, albo 10zł bo muszą oddać czy inne gówno.
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Pogoda była cudna. Nic dziwnego - byłem w pracy. Pierwsze ogniska i grille. Dobrze, że znieśliśmy z Kiero węgiel, bo nie wiem jak miałbym po niego latać na zaplecze.
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Przyszedł mój kwietnik, więc biegnę do paczkomatu, a potem do roboty. Jutro wolne, więc pewnie kurwixy i jakieś miasto z panią Matką.
Dobrego dnia! ;]
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anothes-blog · 5 days
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Uuuffff como me pones la verga de palpitona y bien gorda sabiendo que andas tan tan caliente 😈
Que ricoooooo
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nevermindtheweights · 11 months
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And yet she is PROUD.
And horridly out of breath. Uuuffff....!
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astroyongie · 11 months
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https://www.tumblr.com/astroyongie/718856832754630656/you-re-true-for-wonyoungs-type-ideali-remember-a?source=share
She is real for that
Pedro Pascal is amazing man oh oh latino but kind daddy material husband type
(pls don't kill me)
I love Pedro, is acting in TLOF totally made him deserve all the type (also I met him through GOT and uuuffff).
He is a daddy material indeed
but.. we all know i only have one daddy in my heart and unfortunately, pedro cannot be my main
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boysbeloving · 2 years
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the last 30 seconds of Why Don’t You Stay by Jeff Satur = the last 50 seconds of Maula Mere Maula (Anwar)
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interdimensionvl · 2 years
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mis almuerzos igual han sido medios fomes jajja quizás el sabado fue la excepcion porque hice creama de esparragos y arroz con una especie de curry y vienesas de soya jajja A mi se me ha olvidado comprar la b12 uwu me ha dado latita la verdad jaja
uuuffff nada mas rico que el curry, yo hoy almorcé un salteado pero con tofu jsj asi que estuvo wenoweno
yo se que tengo déficit y anemia pero tb me ha dado paja comprarme los suplementos que me dejaron u.u comprateeee o pínchate neurobionta, antes de que te lleguen los mareos
yo llevaba como un año sin b12 y hoy en la mañana retomé tomándome una b12 vieja que pille x ahí jajsjs
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peachesnkiki · 8 days
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Joder!! Como me pones con tus fotos he imaginado todo lo que reblogeas pero contigo uuuffff ni te imaginas lo rico que me haces deslecharrrR 🤤
Que bueno ser una buena fuente de inspiración ✨🙊
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salty-puppy · 6 months
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Uuuffff girls
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