a great change and a great way to execute the idea

THis news is better than gay sex

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

like to charge reblog to cast

This is why I read the reddit comments

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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

play in stars and time. NOW.

This is not a natural disaster. This was not inevitable. They didn't grow up like this. It was inflicted on them by the vilest sadists on earth.

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

Lord of the Rings fanart! I watched for the first time recently and loved it

"okay kid, i have a doctors appointment, you can handle this big fuckoff bus, i believe in you, keys are in the ignition, this thing DOES NOT HAVE INSURANCE so DON'T GET PULLED OVER, have fun"

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

what the actual fuck