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amtrak-official · 13 hours
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Lesbian sex was invented as a way to pass the time on long train rides
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Opinions on destiel?
De stiel is de finitely de strongest of de metals.
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thatsbelievable · 3 days
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unorcadox · 2 days
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i'm changing! / i'm changing in ways you can't even begin to imagine.
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ai-dream · 2 days
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Disquiet.
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alliumbugs · 3 days
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Wow….. mcyt??? Uhh you do know that penisbussyboy38 from the faggotsmp called me a slur? god people love so many problematic ccs these days. God all mcyt fans support penisbussyboy38 despite the knowledge of how bad and problematic he is. Uh my proof? Im not a loser who watches penisbussyboy38 so i am immediately believable and anyone who says otherwise hates victims </3
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Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Monday, April 22, and there’s a 20% chance of rain. Highs are in the high sixties, and the lows are in the high thirties.
A giant cake was dropped onto Fentonworks yesterday by a “mad baker” ghost. The ghost didn’t do anything malicious after this, just twirled his moustache, laughed maniacally, and disappeared.
Johnny 13 and Kitty, the biker ghosts, were seen trying to convince a police officer to try illicit substances on Sunday. The officer tried to confiscate the substances, but was phased through the ground before he could. The ghosts then talked to the officer about quitting his job and becoming a cheese farmer until Danny Phantom arrived and freed the officer.
The Fentons will likely not be driving today.
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Hey can Sophie be the main character again please
no sorry i got bored of her keefe is much more interesting. go whiteboy go
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hi yeah, i just saw someone walking on thin air… can you explain?
Some air is just born that way. But it's ok, thin or fat air, you deserve to be confident and proud and love yourself. You're worth it just the way you are. As for someone walking on them, other people's kinks are none of my business.
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corvusternion · 1 day
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> im going to kill this fuck
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rook-specter · 3 days
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hudsgkja,vfnbiukdfjh happy 420
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amtrak-official · 22 hours
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Split Ticket Voting, you buy a train ticket and split it between the 3 canudates you like most, whichever one reaches San Francisco Alive wins
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Who invented the cheese grater?
Same guy who invented pizza. He wanted to turn the mozzarella into smaller bits to let it melt and all was well for ages, until four turtles devoured all his pizza and he became their sworn villain, Shredder.
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thatsbelievable · 10 hours
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dailyjermasparkle · 10 hours
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ai-dream · 7 hours
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