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nehswritesstuffs · 3 months
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banish every gaslight; let clarity shine - Part 13
Holy wah I had so much trouble with this chapter! Many apologies, and hopefully this won't give me that much trouble in the future. Fingers crossed!
Part 1 [FFN/AO3] - Part 2 [FFN/AO3] - Part 3 [FFN/AO3] - Part 4 [FFN/AO3] - Part 5 [FFN/AO3] - Part 6 [FFN/AO3] - Part 7 [FFN/AO3] - Part 8 [FFN/AO3] - Part 9 [FFN/AO3] - Part 10 [FFN/AO3] - Part 11 [FFN/AO3] - Part 12 [FFN/AO3]
A chase commences and Luffy finds a bug. [2813 words; AU where there is a Third Corazón, whose existence makes Law’s life hell]
Antonia stumbled as she found herself transported to a rooftop in an instant, falling into what seemed like someone’s mattresses that had been airing out. She barely had the chance to get back to her feet before she heard a large explosion overhead and screams from below.
“Are you alright?!” Antonia felt a gentle pair of hands support her as she stood, skin cold against hers. She looked and saw it was Trafalgar; it wasn’t clear if he was about to break or if he thought she would instead.
“Listen, I—!” She tried to get half an apology out—something that would propose a temporary truce between them—and she was cut off by him pulling her close in a hug. There was something about it that felt… right… that felt like it was almost natural. She lifted her arms and cautiously hugged him back, action uneasy and limp.
“Ik leafd du, zus,” he murmured in her ear, voice threatening to crack. He then held her at arm’s length and held her face, concern furrowing his brow. “Zus? Begrypst je…?”
“She doesn’t speak it anymore!” Baby 5 groaned in exasperation as she landed on the roof. Her feet stopped being rockets and she touched down on the roof, running up to her siblings just long enough to grab Antonia and begin pulling her towards where a ladder was resting on the edge of the roof. “Come on! It looks like Trebol just made a wall of mucus to block my attack—we have to use the time we got!”
“What happened?” Antonia asked, everything else forgotten. “Why am I down here?!”
“My Devil Fruit allows me to manipulate everything within a given space—a Room,” Trafalgar said. He held open his hand and a blue sphere appeared around them. After snapping his fingers, Antonia found that they were now on the ground, having been moved almost instantaneous as before. “I ate the Op-Op Fruit—I’m a Modification Human—it’s the perfect ability for a doctor. A pirate’s uses all pale in comparison.”
“…but you are a pirate,” she noted.
“A doctor first, like our parents,” he claimed. “Then again, some of the things the Celestials hate the most are healing and those under them receiving care before them; I’m sure I’d turn pirate even if I wasn’t hunted for our heritage.”
“Yeah, about that…”
“We have to go!” Baby 5 ordered through grit teeth. She pulled on Trafalgar and Antonia’s wrists, urging them away from the palace. They turned the corner and came across some folks who were picking up things that had dropped from buildings and stands thanks to the force of the explosion, the lot brightening when they saw members of the Family.
“Princess Antonia! Lady Cinca! What was that?”
“Yes, is the palace alright?”
“Who is this young man?”
“More importantly: are both of you okay?”
“You have to get out of here!” Baby 5 insisted. One of the older citizens stared at Trafalgar, then at Antonia, and then at Baby 5.
“What is going on?” she wondered. “I did not know the King had a nephew…”
“ROOM!”
Antonia felt the warm sensation again, then the tug-tug-tug of going through Trafalgar’s Chambers ability. By the time she was reoriented to the world around her, Trafalgar and Baby 5 both were pulling her into an empty house, out of sight from everyone. Soldiers passed by the side of the building and the older two relaxed only when they could no longer hear the clanging of their armor.
“Either one of you want to tell me what’s going on?!” she snapped. Trafalgar and Baby 5 looked at one another and grimaced.
“I’ve been trying to tell you but you won’t listen,” he replied frankly.
“Yeah,” Baby 5 said with a heavy exhale, “he has. We have. I don’t even know all what he’s been telling you, but I can almost guarantee it’s true.”
“So… if what you’re saying is true, then I’m some person named Lami who isn’t even related to Uncle Doffy, let alone his niece?” Antonia scoffed. When Baby 5’s expression did not change, she frowned. “You never told me why…?”
“You wouldn’t’ve believed me for a moment, not to mention the fact it would put both of us in danger,” Baby 5 said. “I was trapped.”
“…and you, Mister Tall, Tan, and Tattoos—if you’re my brother, where the fuck have you been?”
“Working towards getting here, I can assure you,” Trafalgar replied. He wasn’t looking at either of the others, contemplating something as his eyes slipped out of focus. “Now we just have to figure out how to get your memory back… maybe with some stimulation using old items you don’t normally see… or possibly reverse whatever was done…”
“Devil Fruit,” Baby 5 chimed in. “I don’t know which one it was or what it did exactly, but Doflamingo had someone use their Devil Fruit powers on her.”
“Then maybe we can find whomever it was…?”
“Can’t—he made sure Lami-chan’s memories were gone, then blasted the lady’s brains all over the side of the infirmary and sold the resulting Devil Fruit.”
“How do you…?” Antonia stared at Baby 5 incredulously, causing the other woman to shrug.
“I should know; I scrubbed the wall.”
Antonia’s face crinkled in a mixture of disgust and horror. “Uncle Doffy wouldn’t…”
“Oh, yeah he did.” Baby 5 also tried to think, though it was more of a pout than anything. “I wish we were closer to the palace still—then we could get the photos I’ve saved.”
“You mean these…?” Antonia reached into her cloak pocket and pulled out the photos, handing them to Baby 5. “I knew you kept everything from before Dressrosa, so I went looking around in our old room. If there was anything, it would have been—hey, are you alright…?” She cut herself off as she noticed Trafalgar staring at one of the photographs, his eyes glassy with tears and his hand hiding his mouth.
“You kept these…?” he marveled, voice cracking.
“Well, yeah…” Baby 5 said. “Why wouldn’t I?”
Instead of answering, Trafalgar bit his lower lip and turned around, leaning on the wall for support as he tried to not cry between his deep, measured breaths. Baby 5 and Antonia looked at one another before the former went over to him and rubbed his back in an effort to calm him.
“Hey, Law-nii, come on, don’t shut down on us now,” Baby 5 said in the gentlest tone she could manage. “I know today’s been a lot, but there will be time for this when Doflamingo’s dead.”
“Bee… I…”
“Hey, don’t cry; you needed me, and now I’m here. Simple as that.”
Antonia watched awkwardly as Trafalgar folded himself into a hunch so that he could sob shakily into Baby 5’s shoulder. She watched them hug—her best friend and this familiar stranger—and still felt like there was a missing piece to the puzzle. Something about it was wrong and she wasn’t sure as to what.
“If…” she started hesitantly, “…if I am Lami like you say I am… if these photos are proof I’m missing something… and they’re not doing anything to fix it…” Realization spread across her face. “I need to unlock my heart.”
“…you what…? Baby 5 asked, crinkling her nose.
“Before I went back to the palace and found these,” Antonia said, taking the photos back, “I ran to Flower Hill to think alone. Except I wasn’t alone. Thunder Soldier found me.”
“…and you didn’t try to kill him…?”
“Thunder Soldier…?” Trafalgar pretended he was not wiping tears away with his sleeves. “Who is that?”
“This toy that we’ve been trying to catch for ten years,” Antonia explained. “There was something… weird about the conversation, like I was talking to someone’s patient dad and not a wanted criminal. He told me to unlock my heart—to look inside it with Haki—but I don’t know of a technique like that.”
“The correct amount of Armament Haki can allow someone to touch a Logia,” Trafalgar noted. “It’s probably related to that. Did Soldier-ya give you any other clues?”
“No, but he knew about you, so I don’t know what all was really happening.” She licked her lips idly as she thought. “I can use Armament Haki, but I’m not trying to punch an entirely different Warlord’s face in… this isn’t something we need to be tangible…”
“Maybe it is…?” Baby 5 suggested. Trafalgar waved it off.
“She’s talking about the emotional heart, not the physical; it’s not a thing we can give weight and mass in order to manipulate like sand.”
“We don’t know that!”
“Bee, if we get out of this alive, I have a whole ship full of single men I need to introduce you to.”
“Why are you still such a sarcastic asshole after all this time?!”
“Behehehehe… maybe if he learned some manners…”
The trio looked towards the door and saw Trebol standing there, Sugar peeking out from behind his coat. All five were at a stand-still, knowing that if one made a move then the other four would act, and that none of it would be pretty.
“It’s bad enough we’ve got your lousy allies after us,” Sugar frowned. She held up something and scowled. “Look familiar?”
“It’s… a grape…?” Antonia said, squinting at the object. “You’re always eating grapes…”
“Maybe they don’t know,” Trebol mused.
“I guess it won’t matter soon,” Sugar replied. She put the object in her dress pocket and steadied herself. “Contract.”
“ROOM.”
A flash of blue light and Trafalgar, Baby 5, and Antonia were outside, replaced by pebbles from the pavement. In the distance, a child screeched angrily and older two siblings pulled the latter along.
They needed to get out of there. Immediately.
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Meanwhile, in another part of Dressrosa, Viola was very much running on her last nerves when it came to the young man she was trying to guide through the city. He was a good kid, and a strong fighter, so it was not like she was regretting her choice, but at the same time…
“Where’s this Mingo guy?” Luffy wondered as he looked around. Viola took a deep breath and repressed the urge to scream.
“That’s what we’re trying to figure out,” she reminded him. “Last reports have him in the palace.”
“…and where’s that…?”
“The complete opposite direction from where we’re going.”
“Well that’s silly. Why aren’t we doing that?”
“You saw a beetle.”
“Oh yeah! That’s right! I wonder where it went…?”
“I thought you wanted to help take down Doflamingo.” Viola frowned as she watched Luffy approach a bug, the lad poking at it while grinning madly.
“Well, yeah, I wanna punch him real bad, but I was thinking and something’s telling me that I can’t do that quite yet.” Luffy picked up the beetle and watched as its legs struggled in the air. “Torao and Gun Lady and her sister need to do something first. Then I can kick Mingo’s ass.”
“…and what,” Viola grit through her teeth, “might that be?”
“Shishishishi… I dunno! They’re the ones that gotta figure that out!”
Forget screaming; Viola was ready to murder something.
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Law kept his Room open as the trio ran through the streets, hoping to keep as much distance between his sisters and Trebol and Sugar as possible. He felt sick to his stomach as they ran; having cried more within the past six hours than he had the past six months (at least!) probably had something to do with it. Every so often he replaced them with others from further away, catapulting them farther and farther from danger.
“Hold on, I think I’m gonna be sick,” Antonia said after the ninth time they had been shambled through the city. She stumbled towards a potted hedge and vomited into it, feeling about as green as the leaves lining the small, empty park.
“It’s not that bad,” Baby 5 groaned. “We need to get moving!”
“…and where are we even going?!” Antonia sniped, still bracing herself on the edge of the planter.
“We’re going somewhere safe where we can experiment with this mental block of yours for more than five minutes without threat,” Law explained. “If we get to the harbor we can take a ship out a ways and…”
“…and leave your allies?” Baby 5 asked.
“They’re allies, not friends; they’re only useful until they’re not.”
“I get the feeling that’s not up to you,” Baby 5 warned. Law rolled his eyes and touched Antonia’s shoulder.
“We have to get going—we might be able to take Trebol and Sugar physically, but they’re too big of wild cards to just mess with. We have to keep moving.”
“Easy for you to say—you’re actually used to this.”
“That doesn’t matter; if we don’t keep moving, we won’t survive.”
“Then let me offer some assistance.” The siblings looked and saw Thunder Soldier standing there along with… wait… were those fairies…? “It will be tricky, but the Tontattas and I have a base nearby. You can recover there.”
“That at least sounds like a plan that’s easier on my guts,” Antonia grunted.
“Then come on; let’s go,” Baby 5 decided. Law scoffed in disapproval, causing her to glare at him. “What, you have a better idea? We’ll be dragging her along at this rate!”
“Who even is this?!”
“I am Thunder Solider,” the Toy replied. “There is more to me than you realize.”
“You’re the one that they’ve been trying to catch for ten years? Why should we trust you?”
“That’s not the biggest risk you’ve taken today.”
“That doesn’t answer my question.”
“Is this really the time to be asking shit like that, Law-nii?!” Baby 5 scolded.
“I thought we didn’t have time to dawdle,” Antonia reminded them.
“We don’t, but that—!” Baby 5 was cut off by a glob of… something knocking her over and gluing her to the ground. Law was barely able to turn and he was attacked as well, his Room dropping as he was unable to utilize his hands. Antonia touched the globs and shivered—mucus.
“Behehehehe… can’t have too many interlopers, can we?”
Antonia hissed as she spun around and unsheathed her knife—there was Trebol in all his drippiness, grinning as his fellow Elite Officer squared up against him.
“What’s the matter, Corazón? Why that look?”
“I’m not in the mood for pleasantries, Trebol,” she spat. “Don’t think I haven’t caught on to the fact you’d rather have me out of the way.”
“True, but if it were up to me, I would have never let that Tontatta cure you.” He sucked up some snot through his nose. “Too much a liability… just like they are.”
“Fuck you,” she fired back. “I’m not letting you get to them.”
“I don’t think you have a choice in the matter,” he warned her. She narrowed her eyes in a glare, only for them to widen again in a gasp.
Where was Sugar?!
Just then, movement caught Antonia out of the corner of her eye—there was Sugar, coming after her with her hood down and hands outstretched. Where had she been hiding?! One passing brush of her skin would mean that it was finished completely. No matter what.
“I shall not allow it,” Thunder Solider said defiantly. He moved to between Antonia and Sugar, the latter pushing him out of the way.
“We’ll deal with you later,” she said, the words sending a chill down the siblings’ spines.
She wasn’t even concerned with Thunder Soldier—the Family’s biggest threat to existence.
This was not good.
Sugar’s hand was nearly touching her and Antonia felt the overwhelming sense of dread close tight around her chest. She did not want to be a Toy, to have everyone forget her… she knew that was what happened to Sugar’s victims. Uncle Doffy had once told her they were only convicted criminals… though with the way she was currently being targeted, it felt as though that was far from the case…
Just then, amongst the cries of Nia, Lami, and Princeseta, Antonia remembered what Thunder Soldier had told her what felt now like ages ago, what she had talked to Baby 5 and Law about. She needed to use Haki to unlock her heart and, maybe, she could use it to prevent herself from being locked inside a Toy’s body. Concentrating everything she could, she surrounded her body with Haki, it crackling in the air as it did when she tried using it to escape the palace balcony. This time, however, she put in more than that effort—everything she possibly could as she reached deep, deep down—feeling her Haki brush against Sugar’s ability, the two forces meeting before their bodies even touched.
Something exploded and Antonia’s vision went white.
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gillionspookstrider · 2 years
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binch-i-might-be · 1 year
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one thing abt me is that I am so so tired. why do I have to do things when I'm so tired
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schreibfederlaerm · 1 year
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pictured here, trending on tumblr in the year 2022: the 125-year-old novel we've been reading for the past few months and the infamously obscure movie we collectively decided to care about almost 50 years after its original release
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vanibear · 2 years
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woah i just had the Weirdest dream. so basically i was like a third person camera watching roxas and xion kh try to escape from this facility which had 100 levels but an elevator that would take you up the levels by tens but there was a robot who would slowly walk over and chase you on each level too (they looked kind of like c3po but with a pointy nose?) so you had to run for the elevator before you got caught but then. it happened again ? except it was like a youtuber recapping everything that had happened almost like it was all a video game/tv show. but they went into the backstory of how roxas and xion were being experimented on before they tried to escape. and then followed everything that happened up to the 70th floor .but then everything switched and it was my sister and i climbing up a tunnel Bc there wasnt an elevator on that floor for some reason except the tunnel was made up of mirrors and like those padded gymnastic mats. and when we finally climbed out we were in a room that was a bunch of blue tennis courts and the walls were all that gym padding. But. there were security cameras Everywhere. so then we just surrendered ourselves to the robots who came to get us but then. it switched back and instead of my sister and i it was roxas and xion and the robots started saying congratulations you’re finally closer to passing the test and fufilling your designs and then the walls turned somewhat clear and you could kind of see outside and it seemed they were in a giant room and then they realized it was like they were tiny lab rats being observed in a maze or. Now connecting it to the youtube part being recorded for a tv show and that realization scared me so much i woke up
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nerice · 2 years
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ALSO CAUGHT UP ON SUMMERTIME RENDER SHIDE IS SO HOT THANK U
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me, talking to mum:
the lightbulb above us: *flickers off and then on*
me: haha. bloody mary, bloody mary, blo-
THUNDER
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roxsas · 2 years
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aaaaaaaa i still need to get legacy blaster so i can have a triad with him and my soundwave + tracks ;v;
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y-unjins · 10 months
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HAPPY 5K OMGOMG
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, hehe I’m so much disbelief rn. hitting 5k feels unreal as I never ever everrrr thought I would reach such a milestone like this after starting my blog.. i started this blog for fun but never expected all the love and support I’ve received nor the many many friends I have made what?!?.? ily all sm and I’m so grateful thankyou thankyou thankyouuuuuu 🩵🩵🩵
+ after this post I will stop making milestone posts tagging ppl as I don’t wanna be annoying
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my favs ofc . . .
- @8unjin , @tapefelx , @li-soo , @wonk1s , @i-jiwon , @yeritos , @baesol , @sseulr1n , @trivijoy , @hearts4pixxie , @cvpidhan , @won-ai ,
- @iluvrei , @wiotas , @webzzo , @gwryus , @i4sullyoon , @agsthv , @chaey2k , @wonflirtz , @kysbot , @k-yujin , @hyeism , @starmiko ,
- @d-iaa , @h-ao , @h-yerim , @tookio , @w-onki , @vivihrts , @yunjidoll , @ningluvr , @y-eora , @v6mpcat , @v1ivienne , @haevrrs ,
in random order except first three lomls <3
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screampied · 2 months
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The toji brainrot rn is unreal, like okay, hear me out rn, imagine just like bratting literally all day while yall are out and about shopping, and just like, you're teasing him cause you know that that big ol meanie can't do shit rn <33 so when he gets you in your spot in the car man is breaking so many speed laws he nearly gets pulled over like three times <333 but it's so obvious he's concocting a plan in that little brain of his, so when he pulls into the driveway he nearly throws you over his shoulder as soon as youre out of the car <33 like ugh I want him so bad
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i need him so bad 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🏽 crumb of his dick
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being new to writing is honestly one of the most humbling endeavours out there. this is, of course, for many, many reasons but what's flooring me rn is that it ultimately includes an unrelenting wave of crash courses in the most specific and disconnected topics. i am now intimately acquainted with a handful of studies in astrophysics, the complete prospectuses of three different colleges in massachusetts, and ive analysed more queen songs than i care to mention. and you lot do this on the reg? hit the fucking showers champs you're unreal
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chronically-ghosted · 5 months
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✨get to know me tag✨
Thank you for the tag @yoursoulsunbreakable (your bit about your current book made me laugh!)
top three ships: spuffy (btvs), dincobb, sethkate (fdtd)
fave color: earthy green
last song: Landslide by Fleetwood Mac (the Dolly Parton radio is unreal)
last book: A Corruption of Blood by Ambrose Parry
last movie: 😞 the bubble. i'm really sorry you guys. its my lastday before i start my new job and decided to get high and watch god's favorite idiot again
currently watching: Invincible!
current obsession: dieter with a lip ring or a tongue piercing (THANKS @morallyinept me and @sp00kymulderr are over here SUFFERING)
currently working on: alternating between arranged marriage pero and dirtbag dieter
country you want to visit: Italy (i would straight up murder somoene for a bowl of pasta rn)
tagging: @pennyserenade @party-hearses @beskarandblasters @wethairjoel @covetyou @janaispunk
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vamprlestat · 16 days
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i was tagged by @tonguetyd thank you sooo much <3
6 albums I've been into lately
orquídeas by kali uchis (i just love kali uchis so much and rn i’m obsessed with te mata)
prelude to ecstasy by the last dinner party (i was so hyped up for this album and it did not disappoint)
dying surfer meets his maker by all them witches (i just met this band and fell in love)
heroine by thornhill (i’m slowly moving to their first album, but i still can’t stop listening to this one haha)
unreal unearth by hozier (cause you know I’M SEEING HIM IN TEN DAYS)
carnavas by silversun pickups (a friend recommended this to me and i’m so grateful it’s so so good)
(and sleep token okay, but if i included them it would take up three slots akjsgakjsg)
im tagging @selfproclaimedunicorn @excelsior9173 @acecubus @huntingteeth (no pressure as always of course 🙃)
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hai….i’m back….here to give more modern (plus some general) hcs!! :3
⭑i like to think of john and abi as highschool sweethearts :) But they were pretty on and off, so everyone was surprised when they made it to senior prom (john wore those tuxedo t-shirts)and eventually graduation! they got pregnant with jack a few months after graduating
⭑when it’s time for spring cleaning, DUTCH IS THE LOUDEST MF IN THE HOUSE. he’s blasting the 70s music, waking up everyone in the house very loudly announcing that it’s spring cleaning day…poor hosea, john, and arthur
⭑i like to think charles makes these super pretty bracelets and sells them online :3 some of the gang members got some! they’re very meticulously crafted and he takes pride in his art!
⭑Karen is def a crazy cat lady. She has FOUR OF THEM!!! She’d give three of the cats really pretty names but let Sean name her most recent one…in which he named the poor cat “napkin” 💀
⭑Dutch and Hosea have an unreal amount of hawaiian pattern shirts..it’s crazy. hosea wears them in the spring and summer but dutch wears them year round
⭑For some reason, it’s tradition on Arthur’s birthday to go to Texas Roadhouse (I know he’d FUCK UP that bread they give as appetizers). He usually has his family, an s/o, and a couple friends there :)
⭑Speaking of fucking up rolls…I think Artie in general would just have a guilty soft spot to sweets. His s/o would come back with those rolls or just any pastry or candy and arthur will feel so special and spoiled! He’ll also do the same thing for them in return :) (Or just any kinda fave food they like)
⭑Lenny was a SUPER smart kid in school. I like to think in the modern au he just graduated outta highschool, but he got all of these scholarships and awards for being such a smart kid. He’d def major in some sort of writing or literacy thing in college
⭑Sadie can and will destroy anyone at those bull riding things at restaurants. she’s got a plaque of her name on it at a restaurant she won at!
⭑This is more of a general one, but seeing Arthur and John compared to eachother is so funny…Arthur is like this big bear while John is skinny and dorito shaped
⭑It’s also funny seeing the heights of the vandermatthews (name still in progress) family. From shortest to tallest it goes Dutch (5’8”…short dutch all the way), Hosea (5’10”), John (5’11”), and Arthur (6’2”)
⭑One time John borrowed Dutch’s laptop and clicked on a weird website, giving the laptop a virus. John was grounded for a few days and Arthur didn’t stop teasing him about it
OKAY!!! that’s all i have rn ^^ i think i might be saying too many hcs but i love making them…they’re too fun!! (sorry for showing my arthur favoritism again sighhhh 😭😭)
So sorry it took me several days to get to this, real life has had me busy 😔 but I’m here now and EEEEEEEE so fun and silly!!!!
-I’ve also always seen John and Abi as a high school sweethearts type of thing, I think they broke up and got back together so many times in that immature high school way until like senior year when they just stayed together
-Dutch is that one vine where the guy was dancing to Morning Train by Sheena Easton
-crying real tears rn imagining Charles crafting stuff for his pals🥹🥹🥹🥹 I could see him eventually getting into bigger crafts too
-Listen I’m gonna defend Sean bc I just KNOW that napkin the cat fits her namesake so well. It’s one of those skrunkly white kittens
-Arthur having a sweet tooth is canon in my heart sorry ladies, I think he’d enjoy baking goodies for his friends/partners bc he’s suchhhhh an acts of service/gift giver love language kinda guy
-I think Lenny was just one of those kids in high school that everyone loved. He was nice to everyone and genuinely really smart, sorry haters but he definitely got voted prom king or something. As he should!!!!!!
-Sadie drives a cool truck but not in a douchebag way, like that woman is hauling shit AROUND!!!!!!!!
These are all so fun and so silly! It’s been a rough week so I genuinely enjoyed getting to read these :) yall please never hesitate to blow up my inbox with thoughts like these!!
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bamboobrat · 1 year
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succession s4 e3 recap: i just called to say are you a cunt? 2/2
part 1
how are we dealing so far? personally, i am not.
tom calls his boyfriend with the news of logan's death, which turns out to be a huge mistake because greg is a dipshit with no poker face and a simp for journalist ass.
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guys, i even feel bad for tom. wtf is this episode.
roman is still in denial.
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the genius of the writers confirmed: i spent ages wondering if it was real myself, since we never really saw logan and it felt unreal. so thanks for the torture, i guess.
just as the kids receive news they have stopped doing compressions, the ship leaves the dock.
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stress level: uncut gems.
hugo is here.
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if i saw this man on the worst day of my life i would jump ship.
he informs the sibs that the board is drafting a statement and the reactions are who tf asked.
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we see a shift from grief to strategy. new leadership means they need to position themselves.
tom wants people to know he was with logan as he died. karl, gerri and frank need their name on the statement. and although the healthy thing probably would be to grieve in peace, the kids need to stake their claim too.
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calling a confrontation in a karaoke bar a family function is controlling the narrative. words are just complicated airflow.
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this screenshot is just in here because it has gerri in it.
roman continues his denial tour, this time featuring gerri.
bla bla bla the marked bla bla bla stock prices bla bla shiv casually suggests they leave the plane in the air for a while because of business.
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shoot logan into deep space for all i care.
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inside you there are two wolves: one who cares about legacy and one that is suicidal.
in this scenario, i would be connor:
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actually, i'm shiv, turns out:)))
i'm sure the mommy issues comes as a surprise to no one.
kendall is on the funeral planning commitee.
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"funeral off the rack" was the alt title of this week's recap.
and then, just as roman has pointed out they can just be children who have lost their fathers, who need to grieve, rumors of logan's health leak.
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fucking greg.
i'm always here for a good sibling huddle.
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how "inspirational quote on a boomer facebook group" of them to believe they are actually needed at waystay.
don't stop believing and all that.
i repeat, don't stop believing:
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you go, gerri, give him nothing!!!!:(
the way she looked so concerned for them when she entered the room:(( but then he acted like an asshole:((( and now everything is horrible:((((
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WE ARE LOSING THE LESBIANS!
DOSE OF FANFIC NEEDED, STAT!
help
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help!!!
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indeed. how will i ever survive the six days leading up to the next episode?
(it's fanfiction, the answer is fanfiction)
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i know that hugo referred to the journos when he said he had briefed "their friendliest" but i like to believe he's talking about shiv.
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guys, i'm so drained.
more business. logan is the stock price. anthropomorphic shit that would probably mean something if i cared enough to focus on logan rn.
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HUG!!!!!
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at this point, it seems impossible that these three will turn on each other, but a lot can happen in seven episodes.
roman's adhd brain needs visual conformation.
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this is very important, says woman who forgets the produce if it's at the back of the fridge.
connor wins this episode.
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he got his way: statue of liberty, weirdly patriotic band, no cake.
the healthiest relationship in this show is the one that is openly transactional.
speaking of transactional relationships: shiv goes home with tom under the pretense that he has to explain to her the details of what happened on the plane.
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what are we thinking? is there hope? (of course not) do we care? (i do, i do a little)
we end on kendall alone and the siblings separated. bad omen.
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"i'll be broken when you die"
we await an unpredictable road ahead, friends. buckle up, fuckleheads.
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fairybabyshifting · 7 months
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as you guys know, ive been super determined to shift recently and YALL I SWEAR I GOT SO CLOSE THIS MORNING !!!!
i had three very lucid dreams, so lucid in fact, that it felt like i had shifted until everything started going hazy and i failed a reality check ! ANYWAY LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THEM BC I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA SHIFT ANY MINUTE NOW FR FR
so it started with me waking up at 7am and then trying to sleep but failing so i decided to go on tiktok for a bit and then did an alunir julia method awake meditation which didnt work as an awake method so i rolled over and decided to try and get some sleep and then i had this random dream and i think i woke up and tried to get back into the dream but visualising it and then i felt myself begin to fall through my bed which is how ik im about to lucid dream, so i started affirming that i was in my dr and YALL THE SYMPTOMS WERE INSANEEE ! as i was falling through my bed i felt something wrap around my waist and it wasnt painful but it was quite tight and not exactly comfy but i powered through and it felt like my entire body was contorting like yk in stranger things s4 when vecna strikes his victims, THAT is what it felt like but not painful, just uncomfortable and weird. im shifting to my tsitp dr right, and after that weird contortionist shit was over, i heard waves crashing, birds chirping and people talking in the distance it was unreal but silly old me thought i had gone to sleep with audios playing (i hadnt) so i didnt realise i could’ve potentially mini shifted !?!? anyway, i woke up in this room and immediately knew something was off because i was in this really dull dark grey room that just had a double bed in it where i was sleeping. i got dragged out of bed by my feet by this kid and i was so confused and i somehow knew jeremiah was there and i called to him but he looked awful idk why but it was like walmart jeremiah and i did a reality check and didnt pass so i knew i was dreaming. i was like okay i have to go but can i have the jacket youre wearing rn and he was like um and i was like ok nvm can i just have a hoodie of yours and he went to get me one and then i was like actually im trying to shift, can you help me make a portal and he was like yeah sure so we made a portal together and i affirmed to activate shift this time and walked through it and then i ended up in this other reality which was like a wr but in my dream and i got a random witch from hp to help me make a portal and i kept trying to go through it except it was flying away ? eventually i did go through it and ended up in another reality similar to my dr, all the characters were there but something felt off again bc we were in this random house with all our suitcases ? and jeremiah walked through the door and he looked weird again so i did a reality check and my finger went straight through my palm so i laughed and then i lost lucidity and woke up but what a whirlwind. also there’s literally no way shifting is lucid dreaming lmfao get that idea out of your head fr
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