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goldenpinof · 5 months

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curious about your perspective – what do you think is the primary reason for the current comeback, and for the large scale of it (daily videos, new heavily marketed merch, etc)? are they trying to make up some monetary loss? is it true revitalized passion? the influence of the new management? lead-up to a major project/announcement? i'm guessing there's an element of at least the first three, but interested in your opinion as a noted non-cynical cynic (compliment btw)

under the cut because that's a lot. and it's not even all of my thoughts, unfortunately.

no one is gonna read it. but if you are, i'm sorry in advance.

ahaha. about merch. did you notice how they just continue to promote the calendar and the catboy sweater even though the initial release and promo had a deadline aka till December 1st? this is a fishy marketing right there. and i would love to know: why they did what they did (i'd assume they printed more calendars than people ordered by Dec 1st, but that's not our problem as customers. we shouldn't have been put into a framework in the 1st place if there was a chance for this shit to go south. this theory goes against the "pre-order" with a start of shipping in 2-3 weeks); why their managers allowed it (from a legal perspective); and why dnp didn't say anything. anyways.

i do think that Dan is trying to compensate for wad losses. and i know that he was "joking" about not making money or making negative money on tour. but i saw ticket sales a day before each show (only public information, not the inside official data from venues), it's still on my blog. and the sales didn't look good. so, how much of it was a joke? and compensating by making content that we and they enjoy isn't a bad thing, btw! i also think that he feels guilty for leaving us and the dnp brand behind for so long without actually giving us anything in return. thus so many comments on this 5-year hiatus and potential future ones. blame youtube originals, i know. not really his fault, but his choice of (the lack of) communication is his fault. and again, i always come back to wad. something fucking clicked in his head when he saw not as many people as he hoped for (or expected), how dedicated were some of those who still supported him during wad, and also he realised that without stronger managers he was not gonna make it solo. and he dragged Phil along because they do everything together and only then it works the best, and also dnpg's return in full force needed new energy for the amount of sponsorships they decided to do (i think, it's mainly Phil's pushing, because he is pro-sponsorships, they just need to be more careful with it on dnpg because Dan (hopefully) has principles when it comes to this. which is amazing. you go, girl!)

i'm very suspicious of dnp's new management right now. so idk. i think, again, most of it comes from Phil, because Phil thrives on their gaming channel, and that's basically the only easy way to survive on youtube and make money right now (for him). i'm glad dnp separated dnpg from their solo careers at least on the management and content levels. it gives Phil the room to use dnpg as a brand to pitch and fund his ideas/projects if it's ever needed. and now, after we survived the hiatus, they can pause dnpg for a couple of months to focus on their solo projects without losing the majority of the audience because technically we would know the reason and also we grew a thicker skin.

i do think that Dan is using dnpg to later help himself with a stand-up special or tour or some sort of series (danisnotokay). i also think he will use it to promote wad dvd (which is good. i will be disappointed if he doesn't use dnpg. like, bitch, why are we even here then? those who went through wad with him, i mean). i wonder if Inter Talent (i'm separating their name intentionally at his point because they piss me off) was smart enough to announce Dan and Phil's signings 2 weeks after UTA announced Dan to just make us pay attention to Dan's solo career again. as a hint of something coming our way. you know what i mean? i wonder if it was intentional. like UTA made a huge announcement, Dan retweeted it and posted it on instagram stories. it was a big deal. meanwhile, dnpg began thriving again and our eyes were on Dan anyway, so of course we noticed that solo career was on the maps again. Inter Talent was basically silent as another representative of Dan (and Phil), despite having them on the website for at least a month. and now 2 weeks after UTA's announcement (which was on November 22, 2023) Inter Talent was like, "hello? do you remember we signed Dan? and also Phil, and their joint channel?" Dan said wad dvd is almost cooked. wouldn't it be genius to stir our interest up step by step? (a part of me still thinks that Inter Talent's social media managers are just slow as fuck though. also they don't even care to check facts about their clients. UTA didn't fuck the announcement up like that, btw. and i doubt Inter Talent realises how nosy dnp's audience is, and that we are very likely gonna notice and spread even this stupid announcement. maybe they are dumb and it's me who is a fucking genius planning steps to present wad dvd to the masses, ugh. when will Dan pay me, like for real.)

i'm surprised you don't think it's heavily connected to new projects. i would bet my kidney it does. Dan will fuck off the moment he needs to focus on danisnotokay or someone offers to sponsor another tour (which, please, someone do. i need to see him for professional reasons). the question is, fuck off for how long and if it's gonna be communicated thoroughly or not. i'm not saying he will leave for 6 months without giving us something in return to balance things out. no, no, no. i don't think he would dare. but 3-4 weeks, maybe 2 months? sure.

is it true revitalized passion? well. *nervous laughter* i'm gonna defend Phil like i'm a phillie, even tho i'm not. he wanted it just as much as we did. so i believe it's a true revitalized passion at least on his part. i hope he fights for it if it's necessary, i hope he asks us for help if needed. i hope he threatens Dan with an actual divorce and forever home if needed. like, bitch, if there's a chance to keep dnpg alive without Dan actually losing his will to live, we should use that chance. Dan's stubbornness and delulus are not the reason to kill the most fun and profitable thing they ever created aka dnp brand. let it exist, even if alongside solo projects, even if it's 2-3 videos a month. damn, even 1 video (i don't mean during pauses made specifically for the peaks of solo projects). i do think Dan enjoys the attention, money, and possibilities their returned audience can give him. he also enjoys working with Phil. he certainly does not enjoy promoting their videos. and he is lucky he has Phil for that. is it a true passion for the gaming channel and joint branding solemnly? i genuinely don't think so. now, this dnp brand puts Dan into a framework, unfortunately. and i understand his desire to grow as a "strong independent Dan", and i wish him the best. i will root for him no matter how much of a floppy-ding-dong it can potentially be. i want him to fulfill his dreams and have a team that will fight for his interests. and i hope to god, UTA and Inter Talent are the ones. don't fucking tempt me with your unprofessionalism. but do i think Dan's head and heart belong to dnpg or dnp brand? no. i'm happy that he is at least trying. a part of me doesn't even care about the reason. i'm curious, but in hindsight, it wouldn't matter or change anything.

other thoughts, because apparently i decided to vomit on a keyboard tonight:

i'm glad dnp took back a bit of control over the editing on dnpg. i hope they will try to edit more themselves when gamingmas is over. or they will teach their editors better. because man, we need to slow down with these cuts.

i do think that dnp brand will expand, and dnpg and merch aren't the only things we should expect. (twitch, podcast or liveshows, onlyfans or its equivalent, vlogging series not limited by ditl, and other things that i forgot). reaction videos are already a thing and it's very funny because it's what youtube wants, so Dan must feel amazing right now falling for it :)) it's good thought because it's fun and torture for all parties involved.

i think by these reaction videos they are trying to rewrite their internet history a little bit for those who are new. it's not gonna work with us but at least dnp can control the narrative in new people's heads (i wonder for how long though).

with new people, the phandom will become more generic and dnp will love that. it can actually help Dan with new projects i think. Phil as well, but we don't know shit about it right now.

i wonder if Dan returns to working with charities.

if they involve more phannies, not only artists, it's gonna be interesting.

in case i'm wrong, don't step on my neck, i don't know anything for a fact. half of it is alleged, the other half is wishful thinking <3

#answered #wad #wad dvd #inter talent #uta #dan and phil #ahahah suffer yall #dnpgames #dan and phil's merch

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subskz · 1 year

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Next up on Peg a Pisces:

Pet-play with Hyunjin!

Now, I'm a firm believer that he could easily be either a catboy or puppyboy. So I'll give you alternative thoughts :)

On the catboy side of things: This coincides with how we've all collectively agreed that he is a masochist and will up the brat behavior if it means getting his hair pulled, degraded, etc. etc. Now! Picture him surprising you one day with cat ears clipped into his hair, a jingly collar, and a tail plug; sitting prettily for you looking at you expectantly.

He'd up the bratiness if it means you'll tug on his hair and say "i didn't know my pretty kitty was so demanding" and "my pretty kitty is such a slut for punishments, hmm?" while sounding like you're sweet-talking him.

Loves when you give him the punishment that he has to make you cum at least once before he can and that "he oughtta put that pretty mouth to use" (maybe I'll talk abt some oral thoughts; more on that at 10)

On the puppyboy side of things: He loves being a good boy for you. Loves nothing more than being your dumb pup <3

Loves when you fuck him dumb. His ears being all lopsided on his head, you pulling him back on his leash/collar. Would be down to try one of those mouth gags that look like a bone if he really wanted to lean into the whole bit.

Never beating the furry allegations, i fear.

my dearest pink…this has to be a carefully crafted setup of some sort. unfortunately i will walk right into it like the petplay enjoyer that i am -_-;

hyunjinnie is the true equilibrium of catboys n puppyboy so true 😽 based on how he’s feeling i can see him filling the role of spoiled, fussy kitty who knows how irresistible he is and uses it to his advantage, or a devoted needy puppy who’s so eager to please!

the sight of the cat ear clips pulling back his long hair would be such a dream esp seeing them peek up from below when he’s giving you head 💓 yes hehe w all his huffing and pouting and provocative remarks he’s much better off using his mouth to your heart’s content~ and the way puppy hyunie would make the most sinful face when having his collar tugged on, drooling around the gag that does little to mask how loud he is…so so cute

#ask #pink #💌 hyunie #long post #posting this even at the risk of incriminating myself bc it’s so good #speaking of catboys…did you see innie in the cat ear beanie lino got for him 🥰

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traumatizeddykeboy · 6 months

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Hiii! My name is Winter!

I am 23 years old. I'm a ambulatory disabled catboy, and this is my kinky lil blog.

Some kinks that pretty prevalent here:

- Musk & Sweat

- petplay

- Cnc (w/ me as the subject)

- Some implied d34th

- Orgasm control/denial

- Somnophilia

-Intox

My limits:

- Scat

- Illegal acts (outside of drugs)

- Permanent damage to my body or others

This list is subject to change

Etc. Section:

I'm always open to DMs and new friends as well as collaborations of any sort. I unkindly ask that terfs, minors, and bootlickers find their way off my blog and off of Tumblr.

If you'd like what I post or wanna donate to my wheelchair fund consider sending stuff to these silly links!

C: $IceEaterKitty

V: xCinnamonPuppyx

P: Ahart672 (this has my deadname which is no longer associated with me unfortunately)

#pinned intro #dumb puppy #puppyposting #tdb rambles #txt #intro post

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wanderer-of-light · 6 months

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G'raha for the WoL ask game?

tee hee UwU G'waha,,, <3 <3 <3

Vastha has a very good relationship with G'raha!! Nothing romantic, just very very close friends or QPPs? They love to nap together in weird positions (as cats do) and chat on and on and on with one another about all sorts of things. Anything, really. Vastha loves listening to G'raha talk about his passions and studies (even if he doesn't understand some of it) and likes cooking for him because G'raha always finished his plate lmao.

They became fast friends back in ARR when it really was just the "[spiderman pointing meme] catboy!! catboy!!" And it just went from there. We all know G'raha is a WoL #1 fan, but in Vastha's canon G'raha slowly worked on that and let that aspect of his fascination with Vastha go-- because being only seen as the WoL bothers them a LOT. Vastha HATES being only referred to by titles and things he's done for others-- even worse being called Azem-- so it actually strained their relationship a little upon re-meeting and G'raha only ever talking about them as The Warrior Of Light. The Hero. Title Title Title Deed Deed Deed Glorification Blind Awe Yadda Yadda. It took a bit, since Vastha is pretty good at hiding their emotions and being polite in public and around others as to not make scenes and what not. But, after SHB and time to settle back down, G'Raha started catching on and shifting his language and how he went about interacting with Vastha to make him feel more like a person again.

Vastha is very grateful, obviously! Hence him cooking for G'raha, almost exclusively calling him Raha, sharing a lot more about home and his family, and more personal stuff to really kind of make a point that he is just a person despite all the wild shit he's accomplished through sheer dumb luck and other's believing in him.

A lot of people are always surprised when they say they aren't dating, but then they see Vastha go and headbutt or flop/lean against someone else like he does with Raha and they go "Oh. He's just physically affectionate"; because he is. Thankfully, with how close the two are, there is no pressure to Date Or Not. Vastha respects and does admire G'raha a good bit, but he doesn't have any romantic feelings for him (unfortunately). Just someone they are incredibly comfortable to be around and one of few people they know see's them as more than The Warrior Of Light.

#vastha #g'raha tia #oopsie i got ramblyyyyyyyyy #linkshell chatter

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chryzure · 2 days

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ohhh who are chrysi and azurs fave wei members and songs. extremely important. any thoughts abt their azure idol au actually bc im obsessed. very normal about idol aus smiles!!! what songs would azure sing..

chrysi’s fav member is 100% yongha 🫢 second fav is daehyeon!!! the too bad mv is very important to her because of how daehyeon jumps into yongha’s arms 🫶🏻

azure WOULD like yongha if he were not the bane of his entire existence. esp in the idol au, azure’s annoyed that chrysi has so many yongha pcs when she has a kpop boy RIGHT next to her. please. take him out of your phone, honey, i can give you a catboy pc i took 5 years ago instead….. otherwise, azure rlly likes seokhwa !!! then donghan is his second fav 🫰🏻 but both chrysi and azure are ot6, so nobody is truly being left out!!

(honorable mention: both looooove dari. what a good kitty 🥰)

chrysi’s fav wei songs are thriller, doremifa, too bad, overdrive, and spray! also fake love, but she can’t tell azure that because he gets super annoyed. again. she has a pretty kpop boy sitting next to her. stop looking at yongha!!!

azure’s fav wei songs are starry night, ocean, white light, winter,flower, and timeless!! also diffuser <33

SO MANY THOUGHTS ABT IDOL AZURE AU… okay okay, so essentially, the way he wound u; in that industry was because around the time he was …. oh, i want to say 12? his parents had a rlly messy divorce (their marriage was purely out of a sort of contract.. they never loved each other, but azure’s mom was OVER IT once azure was 12, esp since mordecai was rlly pushing azure to be his witch heir to the detriment of azure’s health. while i’ve only recently decided on azure’s mom’s backstory, she’s always been protective of azure & wants her son to be happy..).

after the divorce, his mom moved back to south korea & brought azure w her. unfortunately, of course, mordecai is rich and powerful AND has magic. so azure’s mom is constantly stressed abt azure being taken away / otherwise harmed by his father. it was azure’s idea (after a year of watching his mom be constantly looking over her shoulder) to go into training to become an idol. he figured if he became famous & had fans, it would be hard for his father to do anything to him. he’d be a very public figure!!

azure finds out that he’s actually super passionate abt it + the others he trained w became super protective and close to him. when they debuted, azure wasn’t very popular (on acc of him not speaking much. not because he didn’t know the language, like fans were guessing, but because azure is king of not saying anything he finds unessential 😭), and they all insisted on shining a spotlight on azure.

anyway, azure wound up finding chrysi in her first horror film when he was ~20 and immediately became super obsessed w her. like he started tweeting abt her all the time & posting abt her movies on his insta 😭 all of his fans started getting into horror purely to understand what the fuck azure’s damage was & whoops! now all of them Also have crushes on chrysi 🫰🏻 going all according to plan… also all of the other members have been forced to sit down and endure american horror movies purely because azure cant tear himself away from the fanboy grind!!! he even makes them watch movies chrysi mentions offhandedly in interviews 😭

(aurora is a huge fan of azure—always had been—and when he started becoming obsessed w chrysi, she kept bothering her abt it 💀 it all became white noise to chrysi, so she didn’t even recognize azure when he first ran into her!!)

azure as an idol is like. very quiet?? he has a bunch of cutesy pcs (giving this man the ability to take interesting photos, on account of his interest in photography 😭 i’m jealous of his fans..) and he likes romantic songs, which is why it’s funny when fans see him in vlogs or lives jst standing there. always wearing horror merch because of chrysi 💀 it’s jst funny because everyone knows that this very popular kpop boy is a loser abt some random horror movie actress :))

i feel like azure’s emojis are 🖤🐇🌙.. yeah..

he specifically goes into acting so he can eventually meet chrysi, then they accidentally run into each other at an airport. chrysi—again—does Not know who this guy is, so she gave him an autograph and went on her merry way. aurora doesn’t end up hearing abt that particular event until she sees ppl going crazy abt it on twitter and she’s like MOTHERFUCKER, YOU SAW MY BIAS AND DIDNT GET ANYTHING FOR ME?! it’s not like chrysi KNEW..!

anyway ummm.. yeah! chryzure act in a horror movie & they start to fall in love. and azure finds out chrysi’s also a witch and they bond over that ☺️ all of azure’s bandmates are happy that he’s finally achieved his dream . mostly because now they are freed from watching horror movies 😸

i feel like azure would sing songs like starry night & winter,flower by wei… those are the ones i’m most strongly associating w him!!

#s.chryzure #.asks #m.moon🎀#azure is genuinely so annoyed that chrysi got into kpop and then ended up liking a completely different group. fuck offfff #so annoying 😕☹️

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llawlieta · 6 months

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Catboy 😽😽😽

Hii! This one was actually a fic in which Light turned into a catboy. I don't remember how I justified it, but I want to say some sort of Death Note Magic Turned Him Into A Catboy. You know how that just happens. I think it was truly high art. Like and subscribe and ring the bell if you think I should finish it

Here you have a beautiful excerpt from the beginning that I've only just now reread for the first time and made myself laugh with:

L’s brilliant observation came after a bite of the cupcake and a lazy silence: “Amane strikes again,” he said. Misa was in the main hall of the building, cross-armed. Silently, Light uncrossed his arms to avoid the unfortunate similarity.

“You know, Light-kun, she is insistent, that girl.”

The implication that this was new information was so ridiculous Light could’ve smiled. He didn’t. He kept it in and shifted in his seat uncomfortably.

“What’s the matter, Light? You’re not going downstairs to see her?”

Now, Light could have laughed. He could also have bashed L’s face in.

His glare was returned by L’s wide-eyed look of faux innocence. He took his time to choose his words, smacked his lips. “Do you have fun mocking me, Ryuzaki?”

“Mocking you?” L repeated. His faux innocence had made it to his voice. “Amane is your girlfriend. In fact, I thought you told me something about how you’d reconsidered your feelings for her and feel deeply moved by…”

“You think it’s just fine for Misa to see me like this?”

L’s eyes walked Light up and down, and Light crossed his arms, unable to help it. As a means of protecting himself from L’s gaze, it was ridiculous. It was the top of Light’s head that two cat ears had sprouted from, and there L’s eyes landed last, awakening an impulse in Light to slap the detective away and run off. Cheeks hot, he sank a little in his seat. Even his thoughts were catlike. It was humiliating.

“She is your girlfriend,” L repeated as a reply, and Light imagined his own nails leaving a nasty scratch on that stupid face. He pressed his eyes closed. “I reckon she should find out eventually. And, actually, I think she’d find it adorable.” Light opened his eyes wide. “Especially the way you move your tail.”

#ask game #ask #anon #my writing #actually still giggling to myself. YOU KNOW it doesn't matter what people think about your writing if you make yourself laugh...#that's a beautiful thing to achieve with art #I'm so serious btw #thank you for the ask anon!!!

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meowww-ffxiv · 1 year

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The moogle's fur was black. Its wings were orange. So was the giant pom-pom attached to its head.

Theodore's first thought was, Huh, somebody caught a moogle and dyed it for an out-of-season All Saints' Wake party.

But then the moogle groused, in a high-pitched voice yet deadly familiar tone, "Stop gawking, kupo." And then things got both hilariously and devastatingly serious all of a sudden.

Master E-Sumi-Yan cleared his throat in the sort of way a distinguished individual would in order to avoid breaking down guffawing. Theodore -- biting the inside of his cheek to avoid the same fate -- appreciated him for it.

Kupo-dred was, unfortunately, not fooled. He flew to Theodore and dug his sharp little claws into his scalp. "Ow! Ow! How did moogle you get demon claws!" Theodore snapped, trying to brush him off.

He got his hair yanked for his trouble, though gently. "Came with the package, kupo," Mordred said. "Should wear off soon. Or it better. Tired of saying kupo, kupo."

"I said he is welcomed to stay here for the time being," E-Sumi-Yan said to Theodore. "But he insisted that you be called on. To escort him to Ishgard."

"Ishgard?" Theodore repeated. Mordred had stopped trying to balderize him with his evil little moogle claws and had settled on top of his head like a hat, and Theodore could only hope he didn't catch lice overnight. To him, he addressed the question: "Who are you looking to terrorize with your new misfortune, cat?"

"Sidurgu," Mordred said immediately. "And Emmanellain. In that order, kupo."

"At least he seems in rather high spirits," E-Sumi-Yan remarked, amused.

"It isn't the first time this happened," Theodore explained. Then again, wasn't this old young man here the first time this did happen? Except Mordred had somehow turned into a viera then; much more beautiful and also much more aggrieved about it. Moogledred seemed...disgruntled at best.

Figures that Mordred would be panicking when he became something nicer to look at, but was his own self with the annoying factor three times magnified when he got turned into a moogle. That did make sense, in a very Mordred way.

"My thanks for looking after him, Master E-Sumi-Yan," Theodore told the head of conjurers' guild graciously, because if he and Mordred were in the same room then the matter of manners and platitudes naturally fell to him.

"Thanks a lot, Master," said Mordred as well, waving his tiny claws at the short person who ranked among the very, very few on this star he'd call 'Master'. "Don't worry about me, kupo. Should wash off in about a day. I hope, kupo."

And if not, he always had the backup plan of this "Feo Ul" entity Theodore had never met, who was apparently an extremely powerful faerie who could change people into plants and could most certainly turn Mordred back into a catboy from...whatever he'd become.

Theodore would like to meet this Feo Ul one day. For now, as they departed from the Conjurers' Guild and made their way down the winding Gridanian streets towards the main aetheryte, Theodore said, "Are you sure you will be fine?"

Small bat wings flapped atop his head, ruffling his hair. "It feels temporary," Mordred said. "And it wasn't some ancient curse. Just some fool Sharlayan scholar leaving a spiteful trap for someone rustling through their suitcase."

"And why were you rustling through their suitcase? Where was this suitcase even located?"

"In the Black Shroud. Krile's favor. She was worried about an 'unhinged' researcher in Ol' Sharly who apparently took his rejection of funds for his project badly. He came around Baldesion asking worrisome questions, then vanished towards Eorzea. I said I'd investigate." A strong gale picked up. Mordred's awful little claws dug into Theodore's scalp to keep himself upright on his head. Theodore winced, plucked him off, and held him by the neck in one hand. "Hey!"

"You will make me go bald," Theodore said flatly. Then, conscious of the few pairs of eyes staring at them (actually, could they see Mordred since he was currently a moogle?) he stuffed him into his rucksack until only Mordred's furry head was revealing. "And if you saddle me with the reputation of a lunatic for seemingly talking to myself, you will be paying all my tabs until the end of the year."

The orange pomp slapped Theodore with stinging force on the back of his hand. "I pay your damn tabs anyway, kupo."

Theodore didn't deign that with a response, mostly because it was true and he had no good retort. Instead he kept walking and asked, "Where is G'raha?"

"Went down with a fever," Mordred said, sounding sulky despite his high-pitched voice. It was an odd dissonance. His tone, his inflections, but the pitch was wholly different. "Krile kicked me out to stop me from fussing, kupo. I knew it."

"And what terrible things did you do to this unhinged researcher?"

"Impressed the fear of gods into him, kupo."

"While looking like this?"

"I can still cast spells, kupo. And summon voidsents."

Theodore thought about it. Yes, a moogle summoning every shade of every primal while holding you in the grip of a gargoyle would indeed impress the fear of gods into you.

"And now you will use the rest of your time in this form to terrify Sidurgu," Theodore said slowly. "Does he deserve that?"

Moogledred just giggled. It was an evil, evil sound.

(Sidurgu was not happy.)

#meowdred surana #theodore pentaghast #mon writing

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purrency · 2 years

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Val’s Gang Members Pt. 2

Giri the Oni - Onigiri Chef who Just Wants to Cook

Giri just wanted to be a chef. She never wanted to be some criminally successful warlord with a pension for mass murder. Luckily when Giri’s rival gang to Valerie’s was defeated in a turf war, Giri took up the opportunity to just have her group assimilate so that Valerie could be in charge. All she wanted to do was turn her criminal front of a restaurant into a proper restaurant. Thankfully for Giri’s loyalty and sticking to her guns, Valerie now has a nice place to get sushi and more. Sometimes Giri joins in on the blood bath as old habits die hard, but at least he pressure is gone.

Dezzmon the Intern-dimensional Cosmic Horror - He Likes One Job

Dezzmon is a cosmic horror who lives the true horror of being the intern that works multiple jobs at once in the most literal sense. Made of tired space dust and misery, the only job he likes is the one Valerie gave him, after he quit his job sorting mail for the IRS. The cat may have helped in favour of some paperwork going missing for a certain sibling of hers, but Dezzmon can now spend at least one lived instance of life terrifying poor souls and wannabe criminals in alleyways. Flex those horror and mind melting powers my man.

Mauly Mefferson the Werecat - Interrogator Extraordinaire

Mauly was a theater prodigy reject after defying the production of Catz 1.5 a rap battle musical when there was going to be no rapping at all. A catboy with a shattered dream that was bit by a cat. Now, how does that make him a werecat? Well every new moon he just turns into a whole cat. The gruffest looking grey tabby you’ve ever seen. He’s fucking pissed and ironically the only catboy Valerie can tolerate. As such he loves beating people to shit and being dramatic, which works well enough for interrogating the people Valerie needs to, though such occasions are rare. Mauly is usually just unhinged and does whatever he pleases off turf, unless Valerie keeps him on a very unsexy, unkinky leash.

Abigail Regalia the Banshee - Secretary of Doom and Drama

Abigail is one of Mauly friends, witnessing his rejection and descent into madness. She’s from the era of ‘opera the not browser is the coolest shit’ and died in a tragic fire doing so. That’s really why she was assigned afterlife as a banshee, just because she could hit those notes. Unfortunately she wasn’t able to live her ghost opera dreams as every theater she bought ended up burning down in the same ironic fashion. Turns out it was some petty arsonist poltergeist that just hated her singing. After making an arrangement to trap that bitch in another theater to burn him down (because logic works that way) she found her way to Valerie’s gang after she was wondering why theaters on her turf kept catching fire. She keeps the information sorted as a secretary and makes sure that whenever someone needs to go somewhere fancy, they dress the part.

Irina the Dog - Literally Just a Dog

Irina is just a dog. She was chipped by a shelter and waited to be adopted by a normal human family. A dog waiting to be adopted. A dog who was chipped with a super Bluetooth tracking ID that somehow gave her the ability to mentally communicate and control machines around her. By all standards of the Human vs Monster realm, she ended up vanishing into the Monster Realm due to her newfound powers, and was wandering around the streets until she discovered that she could control the cars she was chasing. Well a few traffic jams later and Valerie had to end up stealing her away because she didn’t like her vehicles being hijacked by a dog. Instead she bribed Irina with forever treats if she hijacked other people’s machines instead. Also taught Irina how to drive so she can stick her head out the window for all of time. Rumor has it she’s related to a shiba inu that was the mastermind behind the terrible events of a spooky town.

#Spare Change;Headcanons #Out on Break;OOC #I had to post this via mobile because my internet is being a shit #I'll format it more once I'm home

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lemonhemlock · 1 year

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Hiya, a previous poster mentioned about in show Aegon had uhm questionable looking items *cough* dildos of some sort at the end of the bed. I think I saw a post that had the screenshot of it. Do you happen to have reblogged or know who posted it? Do you think it’s like the people on wet put in the background to indicate a bi Aegon?? They must know some fans look deep into things, lol. Well, the show runner deleted the bi Daemon scene in pentos but he still slightly fruity moments with the ‘as pretty as your brother’, close up with ser Carl the vibe. Tbh, I wouldn’t be surprised as most targs seem to be fluid with their sexuality. Plus, there was no need for the gripping of the face between aegond like come on even Olivia cooke posted a still shot with the caption- now kiss. Within aegond, I see Aegon as the more submissive one, I mean I can see them switching, what’s ur opinion?

i have been yelling this at the clouds aegon is a bratty sub he wants aemond to beat him up he wants his brother to cut him open with blackfyre or the valyrian dagger and consume him!!! he accepts violence from his family as a form of love bc he feels he deserves it & bc it's the only time they give him physical contact, he is a poor touch-starved catboy! 🥺

On a more serious note, unfortunately, I don't remember who posted the screenshot but he did have a good 2-3 dildos on his side table lmao. Perhaps? you could label it as a symptom of his hypersexuality, but how many regular heterosexual men just happen to keep dicks lying around their bedroom? I mean, there's always the possibility he could be using them on the ladies, I don't know. He must a very generous lover then to be so preoccupied with female pleasure. :))

It's certainly An Idea™ to make him the more forward one in heterosexual pairings (he seems to be the one to pursue/take initiative with the ladies as we are shown/told), while making him more obedient/passive when he's, er, playing for the other team, so to speak. It's also most certainly Another Idea™ to make him more comfortable to give up this level of control and lose himself with someone he knows would never really hurt him, mayhaps someone who, I don't know, perhaps came from, let's say, the same womb as him.

#tf did i just write 😂#oh well #ask #anon #aegond #if they didn't want this kind of disk horse they shouldn't have put dildos in his room is what i'm saying 🤷‍♀️

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peachgoo · 1 year

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FFXIV merch sale on until 11/14! UPDATE: Extended to 11/21!

You can get 15% off your cart on my Big Cartel shop if you enter the code ‘HOLIDAYSALE22′ at checkout (pls remember the code or the items won’t be discounted)!

If you’re interested in any of my FFXIV goodies, now’s the time because I will be closed from 12am Nov 22nd (ACDT) until further notice! I do not currently have plans to reopen in 2023 and tbh I don’t know what’s gonna happen with my shop at all in the future. ^^;

TL;DR

Sorry that it’s a week late to post on this platform, but I’m trying to get rid of as much of my leftover FFXIV merch as possible! This year has been rough with having to switch from Etsy to Big Cartel due to corporate greed taking much of my earnings, then worldwide shipping costs hiking to high heavens... and now most importantly, my family is expanding very soon, so my husband and I could use the extra money + space having these items out of our house!!

This is the last week I can keep my shop open until who knows when, or if. I’m a bit sad about it, and unfortunately I have lots of ideas but I can’t say whether I’ll have the time or be able to afford to come back to making fan merch like I loved... not to mention being a Twitter artist what with the current situation is sort of putting the last nails in the coffin, as far as people make it sound... The one thing I DO KNOW is all of this has got to go at some point!

ALL OF THIS TO SAY, please take a look at my catboy wares, do me a solid and reblog if you can- tell a friend, maybe RT on Twitter as well if you don’t mind please! Any and all boosts would be greatly appreciated. <3

ALSO I made a Redbubble that at least can keep going without me (although artists get a very small cut from Redbubble, it’s an option, especially if you live in the UK/EU), so you can find most of my chibis as designs for stickers, buttons, etc on there as well! Link is now on my Tumblr profile too for convenience~

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pluckyredhead · 3 years

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Character Profile: Tommy Bronson (Wildcat IV)

As promised, my second character profile! Yesterday I told you about my darling Grant Emerson, a.k.a. Damage; today we’re going to talk about his boyfriend buddy Tommy Bronson, a.k.a. Wildcat. (And also sometimes a.k.a. Tomcat, but let’s mostly ignore that, okay?)

Tommy first appeared in the 2007 Justice Society of America series. He is the illegitimate son of Ted Grant, the first Wildcat. Ted is a Golden Age (aka 1940s) hero, a boxer who was so good at boxing that he decided to put on a ridiculous kitty cat suit and fight Nazis. He has subsequently trained tons of heroes, including Batman, Catwoman, and Black Canary. He’s pretty great.

Ridiculous kitty cat suit, meet your TOTAL BABE SON.

Tommy was the result of a one night stand Ted had with a woman named Marilyn, who never told him she wound up pregnant. She also never told him she was a were-panther, which, honestly, I can see how it wouldn’t come up. Anyway, that means that Tommy is also a were-panther:

Tragically, DC utterly failed to hire any furries for this series, so Tommy looks like a stone cold fox in human form and kind of terrifying as a cat.

Ted finds out about Tommy when Tommy’s in his early 20s and makes some awkward paternal overtures. Tommy bears Ted no ill will for not having known about him but has no real interest in a relationship - until they’re randomly attacked by Vandal Savage and Tommy shapeshifts to save both of their lives. After that, he’s sort of joining the JSA and becoming a superhero whether he wants to or not.

And that’s...kind of it in terms of Tommy plotlines? As I mentioned in the Grant post, this JSA series had like 30 members on the team, no exaggeration, so no one gets a lot of time to shine. We do learn that Tommy doesn’t actually like fighting (although this is partially because he couldn’t control his powers very well as a kid) and is inconsistently afraid of heights, and if you pay way too close attention like I did, it’s clear that he’s a musician:

Note the piano and the photo of Tommy playing guitar on the right.

Also, he blep:

He quickly bonds with Grant and they spend of lot of time snarking in the background of whatever the actual action is:

No, I don’t know why Tommy has a weird mane. Let’s all ignore it together, okay?

GRANT LOVES HIM, SEE???

He and Ted do eventually develop a pretty cute relationship, which is nice:

Eventually the younger members of the JSA, including Grant and Tommy, split off into a splinter group called the JSA All-Stars, and Tommy sorta kinda starts going by Tomcat instead of Wildcat, but like I said up top I mostly ignore that.

Honestly, there’s really not that much more to say about Tommy, sadly. Both Justice Society of America and JSA All-Stars were canceled with the New 52 in 2011, and Tommy has not been seen since (with the exception of a solitary panel this year in The Other History of the DC Universe which is unfortunately not in continuity). The JSA does seem to be returning to its pre-Flashpoint status quo as of Infinite Frontier, but the same comic that brought back Grant and Al also brought back Wildcat II, Yolanda Montez (unsurprising, since she’s on the Stargirl show), and it’s unlikely that we’ll get Tommy as well. But hope springs eternal!

In the meantime, I will reiterate that you should absolutely read Free Time and a Long Spine by @irolltwenties since it’s what made me fall in love with Tommy. And if anyone out there is better at drawing catboys than DC (so...every artist on the internet, probably), please give this boy some love.

Also, taking requests! Who should I profile next?

#tom bronson #tommy bronson #wildcat #tomcat #justice society of america #character profiles

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transcredwaters · 2 years

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『 𝙰 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚁𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙿𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 』 .

NAME. O'miz Tia

AGE. 28 and some moons.

SPECIES. "Keeper of the Sun" Miqo'te (mixed keeper/seeker)

GENDER. Demiboy

PRONOUNS. He/Him, They/Them, It/Its

ORIENTATION. Cinthean. Boykisser. He likes guys. Gay shit.

INTERESTS. I FORGOT HIS INTERESTS ! art aand music, as well as goldsmithing and weaving/leatherworking ! he's also super invested in the stars/space, it's his special interest uuu

PROFESSION. He started off as a lancer; After 5 years of Isolation (inwhich the calamity happened during) he became a White Mage - dropped by the Vault, he takes up Astrologian, and soon Dragoon, before dropping Dragoon around 5.4 and juggling Dark Knight and Astrologian. He can be ur tank or ur healer baybee

BODY TYPE. Lean and muscular, with slightly larger hips and thighs; partially built up with dragoon work.

EYES. A warm yellow.

HAIR. Pink ! Pink boy with lighter pink highlights as you go down. By 5.0 his hair has gone a completely cream white, including his eyelashes and eyebrows; an aftereffect of the sineaters. For a while he tried dyeing it like his natural color, but by the end of 6.0 he gave up.

SKIN. A light peachy tone.

FACE. Pure white freckles - also an aftereffect of the sineaters. Not shown in the photograph is a large burn scar over his right eye, covering most of the right side of his face. His right eye is slightly paler than his left. A small scar lashes at the corner of the left side of his mouth. His nose is ever so slightly red, and his cheeks always seem to be a little flushed.

HEIGHT. 4'11 - he stopped growing at a very young age, and is significantly shorter than his family - all of whom go over 5'8.

COMPANIONS. When he was young, it was practically just his siblings- Shele, Oh'dax, and eventually Cherie'li- his parents- O'naruho and Cherie (before she passes)- and his two friends, Hardin and Kanifoix. After some time, D'hmitria briefly takes his companionship, before a nasty split. (His time with her happened before he found out he was gay. This is, again, projection on the mun's part.) Eventually, he travels with Shele and Oh'dax, carrying around his daughter O'dhael. -By the time ARR rolls by he considers Thancred a brother, and does eventually find a sibling in a viera Than also saw as a sibling- named Nix; He grows very close to Haurchefant as well ! And by SHB he's romantically involved with Aymeric, Estinien, and G'raha. He still visits his father(s)- Naruho eventually weds Bertennant- and O'dhael and Cherie'li when he can- and frequents the final resting place of Oh'dax and Shele, oft with flowers and plenty of stories. -Also important to mention; he takes in Foulques under his wing and sees a brother in him as well, and pretty much adopts Sylphie as his daughter. Dhael loves them both quite a bit, as does the rest of Miz's family.

ANTAGONISTS. Ywain. Lahabrea. Fourchelnaut. The unending guilt and pain that follows him.

COLORS. Typically pastels of any sort. Bone white especially is a favorite.

FRUITS. Peaches !! He cannot get enough of peaches.

DRINKS. cocoa pretty much any sweet teas. He's not one for bitter drinks.

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ? He doesn't really indulge in drink until after the events of 5.3 . While it's not extremely often, he's basically been recognized as a frequenter by the Forgotten Knight's barkeep, drinking himself into a silent state. He's an alarmingly quiet drunk, choosing to simply lay about once he's been dragged out a bar by Thancred or G'raha.

DRUGS ? "Stoner Mizzy" has been an ongoing joke w/ me and my friends because I decided the catboy does weed . or Eorzea's equivalent . He doesn't do it often, and it's pretty much always when he's chilled out, but.

DRIVERS LICENSE ? unfortunately no

snatched from @yloiseconeillants ' open invite .

Since I'm a bit too anxious to tag anybody else I'll be doing an open invite as well !

btw, nixie is @pygmybird 's WoL !

#I haven't been able to open xiv in a while so the pic is slightly outdated #WOW yeah this was a lot #o'miz tia #how do i tag this. uh #wol #m ment #mother mention #parent death #warrior of light

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justoswald · 3 years

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In a past life, I was Mikado Sannoji. However, my life diverged from the canonical events of the Danganronpa in this reality. I was in the same killing game as Kokichi Ouma, who just so happened to be Brogan. We were great pals, the standard Straight Man (Me)/Funny Man (Brogan) sort of duo. However came the 2nd trial, I killed him. I used to be quite religious during my life as Mikado, and revered Jesus Christ greatly. My motive was...well, let’s just that that it tied into how I murdered Kokichi. Kokichi and I were in the common room at night time when I pulled this big guy out:

“Look what I got with all my MonoCoins, Ouma.” I had said to him. Kokichi was ecstatic, immediately climbing in and running back and forth, pawing at the dangly bat at the end like a cat. I think he was a little catboy-coded but also like a hamster. Anyways, once he was inside, I hit him over the head with a mallet, knocking him out. After that, I stapled both ends shut and carried it to the courtyard. I went to my room and brought out a giant metal cross. (I used my magic to bring it. It was really heavy.) Once it was propped up against some old logs and lumber, I brought out another tent tube and interlaced it with the one Kokichi was in, making a T symbol. I positioned his body to look like Jesus Christ on the cross, as well. I took out a drill and drilled it to the cross, screws through the hand and feet as well. Somehow, (probably with help from the lord) it didn’t fall over, and Kokichi’s body didn’t cause the whole thing to fall off from the cross. I left him there (mind you, he was still alive.) for the day after. When morning came, Kaede Akamatsu (she was in our killing game as well) called us out to the courtyard. She needed help bringing down Kokichi, who was screaming for help. At that moment, I lit the whole thing on fire. Kokichi burned alive, in front of everyone as they frantically tried to get him down. Unfortunately, by the time the fire was out it was too late. The body discovery announcement played over the speakers, as everyone stared up at the crucified body. Of course, I was caught and executed, but as I took my final breath I remember thinking to myself that it was quite fun. I’d definitely do it again. Good times!

#oswald.txt

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wannajointhecrabcult · 4 years

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Masks and Music

(Part 1)

Part 2

I didn't think that my last post would've gotten ANY notes at all, so imagine my surprise when I find out that people actually liked it. After that suprise I thought why not and make another one so here we go! This is a Miraculous/Batfam crossover.

Imagine that Damian gets sent to Paris because the fam doesn't want him to become an emotionally constipated sad boi like Bruce and think that a change in scenery would help.

They don't know about the whole Hawkmoth situation because SOMEONE from the justice league decided that the while thing was a prank DESPITE that it was an ENTIRE CITY calling instead of a single person.

Like, aren't you guys supposed to be the world's greatest heros or something?

Who hired you?

Damian being the grumpy lil kid that he is holds a grudge and decides to not accept any calls or video chats from his family or tell them about Hawkmoth because that's what you get when you send someone across the world against their will.

(and because of plot convenience shhh)

Anyways, Damian goes to school as instantly adds Lila onto his mental list of people he needs to get rid of.

I mean, seriously, he's only been is the room for what, 15 seconds and he's already getting a migraine?

Great. Juusssttt great.

He sits in the back of the class with what seems to be the only person with brain cells in this room.

The dark haired girl just looks over and sees the disgust at Lila written all over his face and gives him a silent empathetic nod.

'This is unfortunately normal here.' she tries to convey through the small action.

He just nods back to show his understanding before turning around to observe the others.

In a few minutes Ms. Bustier walks in the room and asks him to introduce himself to the class.

It looks like the teacher never told the class that they were getting a new student because they all have to do double takes when they realize that there's a new face in the room.

He gives them the bare basics, telling them that his name is Damian Grayson, he's from America, and that he doesn't want any of them to talk to him before sitting down.

Clearly the teacher wanted him to say more or scold him for being so rude but a glare shut her up.

Later during a break period Lila tries to flirt with him and brags all about how she's met so many different celebrities and her achievements.

He tells her off and tries to move away but her nails are digging into his arms as she tries to convince him that he should stay away from Marinette.

Before he can maim her, the dark haired girl comes out from behind him and starts spraying Lila down like an unruly cat with some sort of strong smelling liquid from a spray bottle.

Lila screeches and stomps away.

When he turns to his hero the girl explains.

"It's a mixture of shredded lemon, expired maple syrup, vinegar, and pomegranate juice. I call it People Repellant but Thot Begone works too. Oh, and I'm Marinette by the way."

He eyes her hand before shaking it.

"Damian, though I assume you already know that. Can I get some of that by the way? I know a couple insufferable annoyances that would benefit from a spray down.

Marinette just blinks for a second before she bursts out laughing and that was the start of a great friendship.

Together they:

Make fun of Lila in the back of class.

Help eachother with homework (they only cheat off eachother when they REALLY need help)

Prank Lila in odd ways (Hey, just because she found hundreds of furbies hidden around her house that turn on one by one in the middle of the night effectively scaring the crap out of her when she's trying to sleep doesn't mean that it's their fault. She had it coming.)

Break a couple laws (shhhhhhh. Those toy stores don't need those furbies anyways).

Dare eachother over stupid things (they still insist that the cereal incident was caused by the other).

And overall become closer as friends.

They bring out the overdramatic chaotic gremlin child in eachother.

One time when Damian goes over to Marinette's place to work on a project he finds her singing a Disney song to herself on her balcony.

This isn't the first time they've caught eachother singing.

One time Marinette caught Damian in the art room at school humming one of the many annoyingly cheesy and catchy songs that Dick likes to listen to.

Despite him explaining the embarrassing situation to her she still teased him for weeks after.

He'll never get to live it down.

Damian shakes his head to get rid of the flashback when a devious smirk spreads across his face as a revenge plan comes to mind.

After carefully placing his stuff on the floor he sneakily makes his way across the space until he's right behind her.

That's when he joins in.

Screaming at the top of his lungs at first, effectively giving her a mini heart attack before eventually quieting down to a normal singing volume.

She glares at him, annoyed by his loud and obnoxious entrance before she starts singing again.

They eventually end up full Disney movie dramatically performing around her balcony with dance moves and over dramatic acting.

Is it bad that actual birds and other animals are appearing and joining in?

Damian totally kept one of the pigeons.

He named it Dolores.

(He later trained Dolores to attack Rossi on sight.)

When they're finished they end up on the floor out of breath.

They stay like that for a few minutes before Damian sits up.

"That. That was fun. I don't think I've actually ever sang before."

Marinette jolts up in suprise and turns to face him.

"Really? I never would've guessed. You have a really nice singing voice."

He would deny till his dying breath that he blushed when she said that but he covers it up with a smirk.

"Well I guess that's just because yours is so terrible in comparison."

He squawks when she jabs a finger in his side.

"Pshh. As if. Besides, my singing skills can't be worse then your gaming skills." She challenges with a cheeky smile.

"ExCuSe mE?!"

And that's how they spend the rest of the day playing video games, leaving the unfinished project to be completed on a later day.

Good thing it isn't due until 2 weeks time.

After a couple of hours playing video games, creating many possible Lila murder plans, eating pastries, and joking around, it's time for him to leave.

As Damian left for his place he got a feeling that something big was gonna happen.

Marinette also got the feeling but they both ignored it.

Little did they know, someone just happened to walk by and starstruck by the amazing singing they recorded the performance before posting it on the internet.

Imagine the duo's suprise when they wake up the next day to find themselves trending on the internet.

Luckily the video quality was pretty trash so their faces weren't identifiable but the audio was loud and clear.

The world was talking about the cute couple singing to their hearts desire on a balcony. If that's not cliche and adorable then the world doesn't know what is.

The assumption about their relationship status left them looking like tomatos but that didn't stop them from wonder why they didn't notice a creep recording them.

Damn Disney songs and their unnatural ability to distract people.

Of course Lila took advantage of the rising popularity of the video and talked about how she taught the two people in the video how to sing and gave them tips.

The two just walked past the idiot squad and sat down in their seats, making a mental note to come up with a prank later, when the akuma alarms came on.

They fall into their normal routine of Marinette running out to find a place to transform as Damian covers for her.

Oops did I forget to mention that Damian found out her identity because she crashed through his window in the middle of the night still transformed and asked him what's the answer to question 24 in their science homework because she just defeated an akuma by herself and was running on 20 minutes of sleep?

My bad.

Anyways it turns out today was the day Marinette had officially had enough of Chat's bullcrap.

It was gonna be a normal akuma situation.

Ladybug trying to fight the poor butterfly victim while chat noir either doesn't show up, tries to do everything on his own to impress her and ruins the whole plan, or just watches and complains about how she needs to get over her denial and date him BUT

This time he decided to actively try to push her in the akuma's way therefore putting her in SO MUCH MORE DANGER than she was already in.

Now she had to dodge out of the akuma's way AND CHAT'S!

WhAt ThE fUdGe?!?!

You think possibly killing Ladybug and trying to force her to beg for you to save her is gonna make her like you?!?

Just how hard did you hit your head when Gabriel dropped you on the floor when you were 2?

After the akuma was eventually defeated Ladybug told Chat to meet her on an abandoned rooftop that night because they needed to talk.

Chat being the oblivious person that he is (I swear I don't actually hate chat noir, this is for the plot I'm sorry) thought that it was for a love confession and became overly smug before leaving.

Making sure that he isn't following her, Marinette meets up with Damian at his place (school's over because of the attack) and asks him to help.

Later that day when the two miraculous holders meet up Ladybug distracts the Catboy by flirting with him while Damian uses his ninja skills for something other than sneaking up on her and giving Marinette mini heart attacks.

From behind he quickly hits a pressure point causing the other boy to fall unconscious.

Using her ALMIGHTY GUARDIAN OF THE MIRACULOUS powers, Ladybug takes Adrien's ring away and places a spell on him that makes it so he will never be able to use another miraculous ever again.

After they take Adrien home Marinette gives Damian the ring and Night Prowler is born.

He promises to do everything in his power to make sure that Selina and his family doesn't find out for the sake of his pride.

We'll see how that goes.

Night Prowler first officially appeared during an akuma named 'Break Dancer'.

Ironically, she was a ballerina that had to drop out of the finals in a competition because she broke her right leg the day before the show.

She could turn civilians into back up dancers and forced them to perform against their will.

They also worked as minions who would attack the duo for her while she stayed a safe distance away.

It was pretty obvious that the akumatized item was the music box held inside the bag that Break Dancer had slung around her shoulders but the real question was how could they get to it without becoming attacked by the backup dancer or becoming one of them.

Luckily (eheheh), a car with an open window playing music just happened to pass by before driving off.

Before it drove off, the music coming from the car was loud enough to play over the music box which caused some of the minions to become free again and run off.

Ladybug called her lucky charm and a Bobby pin landed in her hand.

As she looked around she noticed a store a couple blocks away that had a couple radios.

Unfortunately, the store was locked and closed.

Fortunately, she knew how to pick locks and a Bobby pin did come from her lucky charm soooo......

Who is she to deny literal gods.

They break into the store and grab a radio, and a speaker and rush over to where the akuma was causing chaos.

They turn on the radio, connect the speaker and turn the volume on as loud as it can go before flipping through the stations for a good song.

If they're gonna fight with music in the background they're gonna be picky about it and wont settle for anything other than epic.

While fighting they eventually get swept up in the music and end up singing along.

It's nothing less than full on majestic.

When the fight is over and the akuma is purified they find out that someone recorded it and posted it on the internet as well.

Now everyone knows that the beloved hero of Paris and her new partner were the two people singing on that balcony.

Ummmmm.....

Good thing that the video quality was trash right?

If it weren't for that their identities would've been busted the moment they started singing in hero form.

Luckily there aren't many people other than Damian that know what Marinette's singing voice sounds like so they're okay.

Well.... They WERE okay,

Until a certain rockstar and his agent came across the two videos and put two and two together.

So now King Sting (bee!jagged) and Peridot (turtle!penny) have joined the team.

Poor Penny, now she has to deal with two gremlin children and a some sort of bizarre man-child.

The next akuma confused the group quite a bit.

He didn't really do anything but sit on a rooftop waiting for the miracle team to show up.

They were all suspicious of him at first but when they did reveal themselves to him he explained his situation.

He was akumatized because his favorite rock band broke up but he didn't really want to take their miraculouses away.

He just asked if they could perform another song for him and he would give his akumatized item to them.

They all sorta looked at eachother and collectively went 'screw it why not' and sang another song.

If they were great before, they are absolutely AMAZING now.

Well that's what happens when you add a famous rockstar to a team of singing superheros I guess.

The akuma was blown away and true to his word handed over the rolled up picture in his pocket and was purified despite of Hawkmoth's nagging.

Haha screw you Hawky.

This time the ordeal was recorded by a news station and the 'hand over the akuma in exchange for a song' thing became a trend.

There were still normal akuma's that didn't follow follow it but those were far flung between.

It seems like Hawkmoth was getting annoyed by this so there started being less akuma attacks over the months.

Because of this some people were actively trying to get upset to attract one of the purple butterflies.

They traded one good thing for another I guess.

To stop that from happening the group started performing in public as superheros during concerts and festivals.

Because of this they became quite well known outside of Paris as well.

Is it ironic that more people know them as a band rather than a superhero team now?

When Marinette learned that they could change what their superhero costumes looked like if they put enough will into it she squealed.

Marinette designs superhero performance costumes for them whenever they have a festival to play at.

Whenever asked about their outfits they always reply with MDC.

Marinette's business gets really popular after that.

And since no one knows who MDC really is, she doesn't have to worry about the whole "Oh no me and my family are gonna be in danger!" thing

It's a win win!

Overtime they basically become a second (or third for some people) family to eachother.

Damian becomes more 'kid like' and open to others,

Marinette becomes more confident and overall happier,

Jagged gets to hang out with his awesome niece and her 'maybe more than just a friend',

And Penny gets a new outlet for stress and has so many more crazy stories to tell people.

One day while she's in the living room on the sofa watching 'The AristoCats' Damian just barges into the room and dramatically flops over onto of her.

He just lays there with his head in her lap and the rest of his body sprawled on the couch.

After everything that has happened this is normal for them now.

Without asking any questions or talking at all they just watch the movie together with the occasional remark or quip between them.

Around half way through the movie Jagged kicks down the door, effectively scaring the crap out of the two teens, while Penny follows behind him with an apologetic look on her face.

At first Jagged was yelling about something having to do with'Fang' and 'Dragon' and 'Miraculous' but after taking in the domestic atmosphere of the room he just sits down on the floor and joins in on watching the movie.

Penny, shaking her head in both amusement and exasperation, sits down on another chair and does the same.

While combing through Damian's hair with her fingers Marinette looks around the room.

'My life can't get any more complicated, can it?'

Oh boy, she just jinxed it.

This is just an idea I've had bouncing around in my head for awhile and I couldn't resist the urge to write it out. I AM planning on making a part 2 so if you like this keep an eye out for that. I'm by no means a fast writer though so it will take a while. But then again not many people will probably read this soo.... Yeah.

#maribat #maridami #miraculous x dc #daminette #Miraculous crossover #damian x marinette #i still cant believe that people actually liked my last post omg #people are so supportive in this fandom #masks and music

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not a bad thing.

a/n: we often see fics involving cats turning into a human hybrid but i wanted to switch it up. i wasn’t sure if i wanted to make him full on quadrupedal or just half human-cat. spoiler: i chose the latter.

word count: 2.8k

genre: fluff

warnings: n/a

pairing: catboy!shinsou x gn!reader

summary: shinsou is infested by a quirk that turns him into a cat. how is he going to turn back?

you and shinsou are on patrol before suddenly alerted that there is a robbery from the jewelry shop nearby. the both of you quickly get into offensive mode and spot the running criminal, one that you’ve never seen or known of– probably making their debut tonight. they have the physique of a human but the head of a cat. none of you have any idea of what their quirk is but judging from their figure, you probably have the gist of it.

“okay, they’re running into an alley!” you inform shinsou who’s running right behind you. “i’ll try to get them from the back while you try to distract them.”

“hey, wait–” he calls but you already left him when you turn to the other side of the building to execute your plan.

you stalk the criminal behind the wall who’s running towards your direction before jumping in front of them and startling them. your quirk allows the ground to turn into clay and objects to molt into shapes you desire with a touch. the ground between you melted once you activated your quirk, but the offender is quick to stop and turn around and face shinsou instead.

“we got you cornered. please don’t resist.” shinsou says, activating his quirk at the same time. realizing that they have no other options, they sprint forwards into shinsou’s direction to make a break for it. shinsou swiftly uses his scarf to grab a hold on them but unfortunately, they’re so much quicker and are able to smoothly avoid the restraints– thanks to their feline capabilities and senses.

“shinsou!” the culprit is closing in and before shinsou can defend himself, he’s met with nothing but a soft peck on his lips. the both of you are surprised and they easily take the opportunity to escape and disappear from your sights.

“are you–” concerned, you run up to him who is still baffled and wiping his lips with his sleeve.

“fine,” he grunts. “but they got away. hopefully the police are notified by now.”

“i’m sorry, it’s my fault. i didn’t think it through.” you sigh defeatedly. “but hey, at least someone got a kiss!” you joke, eliciting an eye roll from the male.

“shut up, it’s not funny. what am i gonna write in our report? ‘got kissed by a villain’? goddamn it.”

you laugh, “it sounds romantic, though.”

a loud banging on your door suddenly interrupts you from your sleep. you glance sleepily at the clock from your bedside table– 2:24 a.m. maybe turning on sleep mode wasn’t a good idea.

you look through the peephole and open the door to a very distressed shinsou in his hoodie.

“what’s going on?” you move to the side to let him stomp in before closing the door behind you. it has only been a few hours since the incident earlier. he stays silent as he stands in the middle of the room and it kind of starts to make you feel worried. “shinsou?”

he turns around with a glare and he sighs to recollect himself, “promise me you won’t laugh.”

you blink at him once, twice. “i was in the middle of my sleep, i don’t think i’m in the mood for a joke right now.”

“promise me.”

“okay, okay. i promise!”

once he gets your word on it, he slowly pulls the hoodie down from his head– and you can’t believe what you’re seeing; shinsou now has cat ears!

“what– what’s that?!” your hand finds its way to your mouth as you try to hold in your laughter. is this a joke? was he forced to do this?

“you promised–” he pulls back the hoodie on his head to hide his new ears that hold the same shade as his hair.

“i know! but– but it’s a good look on you! you look so cute!” you start giggling and walk up to him. “oh my god, can i touch it?”

“what?! no!” shinsou steps back, protecting his new ears with his hands.

“oh, come on! you trust me with this, right? i bet i’m the first person you looked for!”

“y-yeah, but–” he stammers, “but that’s only because you were with me! i bet it was their quirk that made me like this!”

you manage to corner him to a wall and you quickly take off his hoodie to reveal his ears again that are pushing backwards as some sort of sign of defense.

“i promise i’ll be gentle.” you coax, hands already reaching up to his ears before he could answer. you scratch behind his ears like you normally do with cats and he slowly relaxes to your touch.

before he feels like he’s about to purr and humiliate himself, shinsou smacks your hand away, “cut it out.”

“why? i thought cats like that?”

“and i’m not a cat.” he looks away to hide his face, feeling like his cheeks are turning warm. “anyways, i don’t know what else it’s gonna do nor how long.”

“but we gotta tell the hero’s commission about this. i don’t know if you wanna stay over or something but i really wanna see what’ll happen tomorrow.”

“so you can laugh at me even more? when my tail shows up?” he snorts.

“pshh, no.” shinsou squints at you for a moment before you groan defeatedly, “okay, maybe?”

he rolls his eyes, “don’t mind me then.”

if your sleep last night was disturbed by knockings from the door, this morning you’re woken up by a frantic shout of your name from the living room. you quickly get out of bed to check out what’s happening.

“shinsou– oh my god!” you squeal both in amusement and shock as you notice a fluffy indigo tail coming from shinsou’s back. shinsou, however, looks beyond unamused.

“ït’s getting worse.”

“aw, shinsou.” your lips feign a pout. “you look ador– ack!” he throws a pillow at you. “fine, i’ll report this to the commission.”

“could you, maybe...” he mutters before you turn back to your room. “leave out the details? i feel embarrassed.”

you tilt your head questioningly, “but isn’t that the most important part? to find out how to undo their quirk?”

shinsou just remains quiet, his eyes staring down onto the ground. feeling as if you don’t want to make his day any worse, you comply. maybe you can find something out by the end of the day or maybe he can only hope that the quirk won’t last much longer anymore, that there should be a time limit for it like most quirks do.

you leave the room to take a quick shower and write in your report. a couple of hours pass by and you think about cooking for your guest today. shinsou is still laying on your sofa, looking very much in despair while his fluffy tail wags up and down, making you feel nothing more than mesmerized by it.

failing to fight the urge, you quietly sneak behind him and tug on his tail. the startled male turns to you annoyingly.

“at this point i just wish claws would come out so i can put a scar on you.”

“and i will throw a bucket of water in your face.” you tease. “anyways, i’m gonna cook for both of us now. you can do whatever you like. you’re a cat anyways, i can’t really tell you what to do.” he glares at you while you stride off towards the kitchen laughing.

you call out to eat once you’ve finished cooking. nothing too special, just fried rice and stirred veggies that are enough to fill your empty stomach. you’re not going to take any complaints and you’re not the best cook either but it’s the most you could do right now.

“ack!” shinsou coughs after taking the first bite of his meal and quickly gulps down some water.

you look at him dejectedly, “hey, i know my cooking isn’t that good. don’t need to rub it in my face!”

he shakes his head, “no, it’s just– i think my taste buds aren’t working well.”

“you’re just trying to make me feel better.” you scowl playfully but shinsou only chugs his drink each time he tries to put food inside his mouth. “don’t tell me you only want to eat fish now?”

“i hope i don’t. but– meow?” realizing what slips out from his mouth so casually, he puts his hand over his mouth in shock.

“meow?” you repeat.

“shit, i– meow.”

“shinsou, are you okay?” you look at him curiously.

he shakes his head again, his cat ears pushed back. when you stand up from your seat to check on him, he quickly dashes to the corner of the room and faces the wall. you carefully walk closer to him but as you are about to put your hand on his shoulder, shinsou turns around and hisses at you– his tail slightly fluffed up.

you take a step back in wary, “oh, um, okay? i’ll get you a fish? is that what you want?”

shinsou only growls lowly, his irises narrow and tail wagging in annoyance as he watches you walk back into the kitchen to get food for him.

oh boy, this is bad. he lost his speech abilities.

thankfully, you have some raw salmon in your fridge. while you wait for it to defrost, shinsou only curls up in the corner defensively. each time you try to get closer to him, he’ll either growls or hisses at you. as much as you want to be offended (he’s close to you after all), you can’t help but think it’s rather adorable to see him like this– behaving like a cat though you can see that he still has his attitude.

you then try to sway him with the fish, gently placing down the plate in front of him before he sniffs his food and crouches down to eat it without using his hands.

“that looks... so inhumane.” you sigh. “maybe i should feed you?”

you take a slice of salmon from the plate and bring it in front of his mouth in an attempt to feed him. he looks at you warily for a brief second before sniffing it again and opening his mouth to nibble on his food.

“that’s a good boy!” you giggle, reaching to pat his head but he shies away as he chews his meal. okay, he probably needs some time.

you patiently feed him until the plate is empty and give him some water to drink. you then finish up your brunch and do the dishes while shinsou lazes around on your sofa. to your surprise, shinsou is quick to warm up to you when he sits up and scoots from his seat, giving you room to sit next to him. even more surprising when he lays his head on your lap right after that. it makes your heart throb and embarrassed at the same time.

“uh...” he looks content but you’re unsure if he’d allow you to touch him. however, you decide to try your luck and begin to gently caress his hair.

shinsou flutters his eyes open at the touch and doesn’t fight back but instead his eyes slowly shuts again as he leans into your hold. his head nuzzles against your hand as you continue to stroke his hair. you take it as a sign that he has finally loosen up and you waste no time to scratch him behind the ears. over time, you can almost hear him purring on your lap. your heart squeezes in glee at the thought that shinsou finds comfort and warmth from you.

“you’re not hard to please, huh?” you chuckle as you watch the male endearingly; maybe he should just stay like this so you won’t have to put up with his smart mouth so much. you’ve heard about how cats are able to provide humans oxytocin but currently you’re not sure if it’s because he is partially a cat or because it’s shinsou himself.

the both of you stay in the position for quite a time as you idly flip through channels on the tv screen. truth be told, shinsou is the only one that feels comfortable right now. you want to move because your legs are starting to feel numb but you feel bad if you wake or move him. fortunately, you are saved by the bell when there’s a knock on the door.

shinsou’s ears perk up as his attention is drawn towards the door.

“hold on, i think i got a package.” you stand up from the sofa and head towards the door to greet the delivery man.

shinsou watches you as you stand there and engage in little unnecessary chats while you sign on the paper. the man gets excited when he recognizes you as one of the pro heroes and somehow it drags into a long conversation before he realizes that he’s running out of time and needs to deliver his packages to the other customers. with a brief handshake, he finally leaves your doorstep and you turn towards a vigilant (half) man from your sofa.

his indigo eyes narrow down at you as you walk up to him, gaze piercing through you as you find your seat next to him again.

“what?” you look at him in unease. he shifts closer to you and scrunches his nose as he takes a sniff from you and a low growl rips from his throat as if something unpleasant just flared through his nostrils. and to shinsou, it is– the scent is still you but it’s somehow tainted now and he doesn’t appreciate it.

“hey, i already took a–”

shinsou suddenly jumps on you, his hands pushing you roughly by the shoulders as his bigger and muscular build hovers over you. your heartbeat is running a mile once your eyes are locked with his. you hung around him a lot before and there were some unintentional brush of the hands here and there, but this is probably the closest you two have been and you’re starting to feel nervous.

“shinsou? c-cut it out.” you whimper but the male doesn’t budge at all and instead his lazy eyes just continue to bore into yours.

if only you have a water quirk, you probably would spray his face by now.

once shinsou’s grip softens, you try to wriggle away. however, he leans down closer to you and stops an inch away from your face. you want to brace yourself for what’s to come but you have no idea what to expect either, but there’s an unshakeable feeling inside you that wishes to feel his soft lips on yours. you blush at the thought– you probably shouldn’t feel such way towards your colleague and especially when this is the work of the criminal’s quirk, you should keep this professional and not let your personal feelings be involved.

however, your little wish is granted.

your eyes almost go out of their sockets when shinsou gently presses his lips onto yours so tenderly. you can see that the absurd fury he had has subsided and he turns rather calm as a soft sigh escapes from him. slowly, your own eyes close as you give in to the kiss.

it feels all too quick before he pulls away and gazes at you with those half-lidded eyes. it’s a dreamy sight and you just want to pull him back but you notice that his ears are slowly disappearing.

he blinks a few times before letting reality finally hit him and realizing the compromising position the both of you are in. a tinge of pink creeps on his cheeks and he quickly pushes himself off of you.

“your ears and tail are gone!” you squeal, voice masking the dread inside you that he’s back to normal but you’re also glad that the quirk has worn off.

“thank god.” he sighs. he tries to remember the details of how he even got on top of you but nothing pops in his mind. he might have the slightest idea but he doesn’t want to believe it. the thought of it makes his ears and cheeks burn hotter. even if he did kiss you, he doesn’t want it to be like that– not when he’s under a damn quirk.

“do you remember what happened?”

“the last thing i remember is when we’re having brunch.” he murmurs, still trying to put one and one together.

“oh, boy. you should’ve seen yourself! you suddenly started acting like a–”

“listen. you are to forget what just happened.” he cuts you off immediately.

he’s so used to putting up a stoic attitude around people. he always deliberately tried to look cool especially around you and made sarcastic remarks to annoy you but that was one of his confusing ways to express his liking to you. and now the fact that he might have looked so vulnerable in front of you, it’s just too humiliating.

“but–”

maybe this time, shinsou thinks it’s okay to finally use his quirk on you.

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