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If you ever do post that fantastical Windroe family AU, please make them vampires. I’ve been plagued with the thought of rebellious! vampire! Octavian ripping open a blood bag with him sharp teeth
(Nah, he'd drink it like a Capri sun)
See, here's the thing: the idea I have for the fantasy au is something that is so far removed from Creepypasta/Eldritch Hall that it could be its own original project.
I actually have plans for it to become something, if I can get the motivation to so so.
...anyway, the idea is basically that their family (more specifically, Elspeth's side) has a blood blessing/curse that gives everyone born into the family magical powers.
But, these powers come at a cost:
In every generation, at least one member of the family is assured to die incredibly young.
It is a sacrifice made unintentionally in order to keep the magic flowing.
And in how I have written the Windroe Family so far, you can definitely see how this comes into play.
Anyway, with how many in Elspeth's generation died, that definitely led to an increase in the powers of her children.
What are these powers? Well, starting from the youngest, I'll go back.
Starting with the babies ❤❤❤❤
Ollie: can talk to animals; can make plants grow.
Bentley: metaokinesis (control of metals).
Christopher (Kit): night vision; shadow manipulation.
Jack K, Jane: none. :(
Then, the Parental Gen 💙❤💛💚
Favio: Crystal manipulation; precious metal manipulation; shape-shifting.
Ciero: super speed; can increase frequency of molecules in other objects as well; increased flexibility.
Patrick: none. :(
Lydia: she never got to know.
Octavian: super strength; enhanced reflexes; super healing.
Jack G: none. :(
Jill: none. :(
Zephyr: telekinesis; telepathy; super agility.
Next, the elder gen! Elspeth and her brothers (and Frankie)! 🤍💜💖❤💙
Frankie: none. :(
Elliot: emotional detection (aura sensing); hypnotic singing voice.
Richard: none! >:)
Elspeth: hypnotic singing voice; telepathy.
Steven: increased strength.
Ezekiel: can make people believe his every word (charisma?)
And then, their parents (Hartwig, Linore) and Elspeth's aunt, Casseia. 🖤💖❤
Hartwig: none! >:)
Linore: hypnotic voice; shape-shifting.
Casseia: can talk to animals.
And the start of this family magic: Linore's parents.
Elderia: magic/witchcraft.
Damon: none. :(
...anyway, yeah. That's all I've got.
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Right! Now that the Elspeth and Richard fic is done, anyone got some cornflakes?
#mod speaks#mod posts#unseasoned post#un eldritch posts#non noodle related#get it#cuz like john kellog hated sex and people jerkin it#and this blog is the horni one#haha i make myself laugh
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legitimately I would love to see more of Mari in fics where she's not so much physically beating up rogues in Gotham as much as waging psychological warfare, for example:
any time a building is destroyed or people are killed, Mari promptly un-destroys and un-kills them.
the terrifying part only comes if they try to talk to her and she proceeds to answer them similar to the contents of the tumblr mushroom post, e.g.:
Rogue of the week: but I--I just--
Marinette, turning her head at angles it was never meant to be turned at: do you think you can leave a mark in a way that matters? do you think your acts will be remembered any more than a bad dream is in the morning light? do you think your deeds will amount to more than a grain of sand on the beach of human history?
Rogue of the week, to any cop within grabbing distance: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵃʳʳᵉˢᵗ ᵐᵉ ⁿᵒʷ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ
I guess what I'm really saying is more cryptid/vaguely eldritch horror mari. the fact that she can bring people back with the miraculous cure is supremely scary if you actually think about it and I just think someone should take advantage of it, because Robins are terror in their own right, but mari?
she knows things that shouldn't be known.
#ml x dc#ml ladybug#mlb x dc#maribat#am I already writing this?#yes but like. I still want to READ it
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Hmm...if Mac absorbs the egg - does that mean he would have a rock in his gut? How would that even work? Would the egg be draining Mac's magic as a form of sustenance to replace the umbilical cord? Imagine the panic those monkeys would have - "Didn't your rock blow up when you were born?!" "Calm down, I doubt it's gonna go all chestburster on you! I hope." "Chest-what?!" "Oh, right, you haven't seen the movies..." "WUKONG!" - or does the *baby* go to Mac and leaves an empty rock for SWK to use?
OK Im calling a Long Post warning; cus its a long answer, and gives a pretty good idea Why the plot happens.
Basically the stone "Egg" MK comes from was a comet containing Something. The Jade Emperor and a bunch of other Celestials noticed it coming right for earth and started panicing. To anyone not in the know, it just looked like an unseasonable meteor shower over Megapolis.
SWK is summoned cus the Jade Emperor had Visions of what was in the "Egg"; an infant Stone Monkey that could transform into an Eldritch Abomination. Jade Emperor gives the order of scrambled stone egg.
SWK and a bunch of other characters are Not Down For It; so they teleport to SWK's Shame Temple (seen in "Imposssible Delivery") to hopefully catch the Egg before it lands.
Coincidentally; The Shame Temple happens to be where Macaque was put to rest hundreds of years ago, and he's just Woken Up (more details on Why later) to his ex-best-friend/possible soulmate standing there.
Moskha and Nezha have to keep the monkeys apart long enough to form a plan.
The comet that contains the Egg finally crashes down, and begins leaking a horrific chaotic energy thats ripping apart the reality around it. It takes the power of SWK, Nezha, Mohska, and Guanyin herself to perform a ritual to contain the energy within a confined space.
Problem was that when The Egg hit the earth, it had cracked open. But unlike SWK and Mac, it had not developed a body for its soul to survive in just yet.
Wukong has a rare lightbulb moment.
Wukong: "Hey, if *our* eggs held us - then could we use our old shells to patch it up and let it finish cooking?"
Macaque: "Thats the stupidiest idea you've ever had. Lets do it."
Guanyin gives the thumbs up, and Macaque takes SWK's place in the ritual, summoning all his shadow powers to keep the Soul within the temple. SWK causes some chaos zipping around to Flower Fruit Mountain and the Moon for the remains of his and Mac's stone eggs.
SWK patches the broken Cosmic Egg with the remaining shells, successfully trapping the energy.
Then Macaque's control on the shadows faulter, causing the Cosmic Egg to zoom towards him (Samadhi Fire flashbacks anyone?) and hit just before Wukong can jump in for a save; the Soul contained within the Egg absorbing into Macaque's body and leaving behind a seemingly normal egg-shaped rock in Wukong's hands.
Everyone starts panicking.
Guanyin explains: since the Soul existed outside of the natural order, it couldnt just simply jump into the nearest body like a reincarnation. It needed similarly un-natural progenitors.
In essense; the undercooked MK soul was like: "Where am I?! What am I!? Why am i so cold!? Where's my parents!?" *sees SWK and Macaque fixing his egg* "Oh, there they are, my bad."
Which means that Shadowpeach just metaphorically and *literally* concieved a future mystic Monkey.
Macaque is NOT HAPPY and immediately jumps to beat the crap out of SWK.
Moksha has to stop herself from laughing cus; "Bro you just magically knocked up your ex.", while Nezha looks horrified cus he thinks he just saw what Stone Monkey baby-making looks like.
Guanyin advises the two monkeys that if they keep things civil, the Soul will likely incarnate into a physical body and get born as an infant Monkey demon do. But there's a catch:
On a gross physical scale; its not an issue. Mystic Monkeys exist outside the natural category of creatures, and are shapeshifters to boot, meaning that Macaque already had built-in "equipment" to carry a kid. Its just him and SWK never "tried" making more of themselves - a war and a bad break-up put a damper on any family planning they had.
On a magical + spirtual scale though? : Its Dangerous.
The mystical pregnancy takes so much energy from Macaque that he needs to in-turn "steal" energy from other life sources in order to keep both of them healthy/alive. SWK thankfully cannot die and can replenish his energy on his own via food and rest, but the HP donation in turn drains his powers.
Basically by deciding to spare the Egg, Sun Wukong and Macaque have become functionally Mortal until MK is able to provide for himself.
As for the leftover shell; SWK presents it to the Jade Emperor as evidence that he "scrambled" whatever was inside. The celestials present can tell that whatever was in there, isnt anymore, so they accept that SWK did as he was told.
Except for Erlang Shen who's like; "SWK would never do what he's told! This is sus. Imma keep my eye on you if anything new enters the celestial realm."
SWK: "Fine by me, imma go back to being retired and having my main antagonists sealed away."
Once its confirmed that the Celestial Realm considers the Egg destroyed; SWK and Macaque agree to hide in plain sight among the mortal world for the time being. There's a *few* hiccups along the way ofc, but by the time MK is born, they're settled into the apartment above Pigsy's, and faking being a "Completely Normal (Demon) Couple With Baby", and are getting forcibly adopted by the reincarnations of the old JTTW gang.
Cue the rest of the story, and Shadowpeach forgetting where the Fake Relationship ends and where the "Whoops, you're still my soulmate!" begins.
And the three Realms collectively crapping themselves when MK picks up the staff.
And yes; Wukong would worry about the possibly of MK being born chestburter-style. Macaque would then yell at him and banish him to his cloud for the night.
I'm close to finishing the first chapter, so please continue sending asks for more details you'd like to know, and I'll answer without giving away too many spoilers.
Tldr: No rock in Macaque's gut, just baby. Leftover cosmic eggshell used to juke the god. MK is the result of a Covalent Bond. Guanyin is an amazing Fairy Godmother
#the monkey king and the infant au#the monkey king and the infant#lmk shadowpeach#lmk shadowpeach au#lmk tmkati au story events#Sun Wukong and Macaque are MK's parents#sun wukong#six eared macaque#liu er mihou#qi xiaotian#lmk guanyin#lmk nezha#lmk moksha#lmk jade emperor#lmk s4 spoilers#monkey mk#long post#pregnancy tw#shipping
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HIHI BRAND NEW MUTIE!!!! YOU INTERACTED WITH MY POST SO I GOT MY SILLY QUESTIONS :))):
Obscure Fadom(s) you need to talk about
That song that you have a mental break down to and then kill a man to in the same day
Why are you so cool?
Something in your immediate vicinity that would look so much better if it was bedazzled
Favorite type of tit
Your favorite thing you've ever created (meme, art, writing piece, ect.)
Character you would love to kiss (romantically or platonically)
Person you want to meet so badly, alive or dead
Favorite meme ever (I would ask vine but some people don't even know what vine is)
Food you would currently devour of placed in frontof you
Favorite weather in detail
Hyper specific color appreciation
HII AND YEAH, I LOVE ANSWERING QUESTIONS AND OVERSHARING <3 makes me feel like a special little boy :]
Obscure fandoms I need to talk about:
Okay, so this is a bit difficult to answer, as I have a LOT of interests. I'd say the most obscure ones to most people would be russian classical literature, specificly the brothers karamazov by fyodor dostoevsky! I've read that book when I was 14 and it has never left my soul since. It marks an integral part of me as I continue to grow and find other interests that define me. Overall it'd be classical literature, and adding to that I'd say..sci-fi horror? Is that a genre? I just LOVE expressive gore and psychological torment, and if I apply that to anything fantasy and the 80s (which is also a recent interest-box of mine that includes a bunch if stuff I love) i guess a vibe starts to form..eldritch horrors? I guess?...BUT I think none of that is as obscure as my interest in The Mechanisms at the moment, I am being COMPLETELY sucked in, that and tma are just somehow perfect for me, and very comforting..It's tough at the moment, and they serve as good scapegoats for my anxiety, and offer comfort as well :) HUH so I think I got a bit side-tracked, other than that there is just interest in the history of human culture, including arts, linguistics, and probably the history of medicine (and just how horrificly unsafe the practise used to be). None of these are fandoms but they include a wide range of fandoms for me!
The song I have a mental breakdown to and kill a man for
OKAY SO, AGAIN, PROBABLY A LONG ANSWER-
Currently? I'd say lullaby and homesick by Dr.Carmilla - Exhumed & (Un)plugged.
https://youtu.be/lldnep2m2Bo?si=rbf2xP687lcp3HyQ
https://youtu.be/lLo0XpXU5GA?si=Xqmgk0L0dVNTsM9e
sweet sweet jonny and carmilla angst...jonny and carmilla parallels my love, I am thinking of you non stop...oh you are so drawable...
I'd also add Lost In The Cosmos Lonely by The Mechanisms!
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It tugs at my heartstrings and rips open my veins, and I scream and cry into the vast void of bitter and cold nothingness. I cry everytime. The serene tone is so good and the song resonates with me deeply. I'd even go as far as to say that it is my favorite mechanisms song..
Other than that I'd add three more songs, Trees and Flowers by Strawberry Switchblade, and both Love, Me Normally and Against the Kitchen Floor by Will Wood. They connect to my soul.
Why am I so cool?
Well, I never take a proper coat with me outside especially when it's chilly. Do I have a coat that fits my style? Absolutely. Do I still want everyone to see how many belts I can put on my person? Without a question.
Something in my vicinity that would look better if bedazzled
I'd say my wall! My room has an in built second floor where my sister used to sleep before she moved to another one, and whilst the lower floor is littered with artworks and two tolkien maps and all my books, I'd like to decorate the walls up here with some posters of my favorite bands, some character shrines, you know the like :) also the washing machine needs to go
Your favorite type of tit
You evil little shrinklings already know the answer to that one. But..I shall indulge I guess..
*shakily inhales* Drumtit.
*everyone cheers*
My favorite creation
If I was Dr. Carmilla or Frankenstein I'd say a child, but as of now, it must be my two of hearts digital artwork where they kiss in all sorts of ways :) I am genuenly very proud of that one. I have some difficulty loving my art, it's probably a self worth thing haha. I also love my patched jacket, but it stinks by now and I'm scared to wash it
Character I would love to kiss
I'm ace but I do kiss romanticly when I ship them with a character I project onto
Jonny d'Ville (platonicly) (I project a LOT), Drumbot Brian (romanticly), Martin Blackwood (platonicly), jonathan sims (romanticly/platonicly), michael shelly/distortion (platonicly), gerry keay (romanticly), both gunpowder tim and tim stoker (platonicly), any of the mechs really (platonicly), not sure about carmilla yet, but a reluctant hug, pavel karamazov/smerdyakov (platonicly), any of the karamazov brothers (platonicly) I'm gonna stop here but yeah :]
Person I'd want to meet so badly (alive or dead)
Well if it comes to people I look up to then that'd include david tennant, jonny sims and ethan becker. If you read this, no you don't. But yes they inspire me greatly to keep going and do what I love doing. I'm very passionate about stories and story telling, wether delivered, written or visual :)♡
Then there are, of course, my online mutuals (@cryptile and @drdrizzey ) and some of my old discord pals over on the russian literature server! Haven't been there in a long while but a meeting would be nice!
Favorite meme/vine EVER!!
I KNOW WHAT VINE IS!! I WAS BORN IN 2006 I'M ONE OF THE LAST ONES!!
I love so many vines pls I'm having difficulty choosing, but I did make a couple of vine compilations on my youtube account (needs updating btw-)
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Other than that..
Food I would currently devour
Jonny and Brian making out, water
Favorite weather (in detail)
When it's warm, not too hot and not too cold, and there is a slight breeze in the air that sometimes gets a bit stronger so that it can sweep up some leaves and branches to make that crackling sound on the asphalt I am walking on, but it's never strong enough to tussle my hair or anything. The sun isnt too bright and you can smell a far away waft of rain. You can enjoy the chill a bit when you pull of your cardigan. Not many people around. And I also love it when the sun is out but it rains slightly. Very damp but in a comfortable way :)
Specific colour appreciation
Warm colours!! Musty, dusty colours that have bits of tone sharpness within but overall present the image of a lived in eastern european apartment from the 19th century. Probably on the scale of yellow I'd say
Thank you for the asks, it was really fun♡
#asks#answer#fyodor dostoevsky#russian literature#the brothers karamazov#the mechanisms#pavel karamazov#jonny d'ville#personal post
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✨Masterlist✨
Hello dearies, and welcome to my corner of purgatorial lechery. I currently write for Dune, Dr. Who, Supernatural, and Avatar (James Cameron's version - I know). But the list can and will grow in the future, depending on what my brain decides to calmly, and normally, hyperfixate on.
My work is scattered across Tumblr and AO3, and I'm currently in the process of getting it all together. This masterlist is my first attempt at doing so!
Find me on AO3!
Avatar
Bless the Plague - 3k
A character-based piece for my favourite wet cat of a villain, Parker Selfridge. Retells the story of the destruction of Hometree from his perspective with a cameo appearance from a mysterious figure.
AO3 Link
Doctor Who
A Moment of Sympathy - 2-3k per chapter
Simm!Master x Reader
A fluffy series which begins during the Master's hot girl skeleton phase a la End of Time. Includes hypnotism, snark, and the Master being an all-round eldritch horror.
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Dune
Feyd-Rautha Character Headcanons - 1k
Supernatural
Michaelmas - 5k
Adam!Michael
It's Michaelmas, but Michael isn't feeling all fond of himself. You make it your mission to change that.
Post S15 AU in which Michael gets un-disintegrated, shacks up with the reader in a cute cottage and goes on Reddit. Light warnings for angsty, self-hating Michael but it'll soon give way to fluff. Implied smut/suggestive themes, nothing explicit.
AO3 Link
#masterlist#fanfic#dune#supernatural#spn#doctor who#avatar the way of water#parker selfridge#feyd rautha#michael spn#the master#simm!master
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It had been about 2 years since entry #88 had been posted. It was an entry posted about 3 months after entry #87 was posted. The video consisted of Jay and Tim sitting on a couch in an okay looking apartment, updating their audience on their lives; Jay had survived the gun shot, Alex was still dead, but their memory loss and insomnia were getting better. It was all getting better. Jay had hung up the whole “filming everything” thing. They were really getting better.
At this very moment in time, Jay was cleaning the kitchen of he and Tim’s little one bedroom apartment, happily cleaning and listening to some tunes on a Bluetooth speaker they had gotten a while back. He hummed along to the music while he wiped down the surfaces of the kitchen counters and stove, while Tim sat in the living room on the couch.
Tim wanted to help Jay clean, but considering Tim had worked all day, Jay decided he could just tackle the tidying up by himself. He didn’t want Tim to overwork himself, he deserved some time to relax.
Jay had a playlist un shuffle playing all kinds of stuff. Some Slowdive, some Fiona Apple, some The Smiths, etc. etc. He wasn’t putting much thought into what music he was listening to until one song came on; Just Like Heaven by The Cure.
He immediately perked up, gasping when hearing the first note of the song. He set the rag down on the kitchen counter before rushing into the living room, running over to Tim.
“Tim! Honey, you HAVE to come dance. Come on, it’s our song!”
Tim looked at his partner with a very amused expression. “Somebody’s excited.” He said as he stood up and stretched. “But I don’t dance.” He continued. Jay frowned before he took Tim’s hand and quickly walked to the kitchen. Tim followed along with his boyfriends antics. “Darling,” Tim started, but was quickly interrupted. “Less talking, more dancing! Come on, please?” Jay pleaded as he held Tim’s hands, but Tim shook his head. “You know I don’t dance, hun.” He said as he started to pull his hands away, planning on going back and sitting on the couch.
Jay gently rested his hands on Tim’s chest, holding the fabric of his shirt in his hands. “Just this once.” Jay said with a convincing grin on his face. Tim paused for a second, thinking it over. Maybe he didn’t have to be a grumpy bastard for once. And Jays expression was just so cute, how could he resist?
“Fine.” Tim said with a light chuckle. Jay smiled and practically jumped with joy. “Yes! I love you so much!” Jay said before pecking his partners lips. Tim smiled as he spoke. “Just this once.” Jay nodded in response. “Got it.” He said.
The taller man rested his hands on Tim’s shoulders, and Tim rested his hands on Jays hips. They slowly started to sway together. Jay looked into Tim’s eyes, grinning and singing along to the track. “You, soft and only. You, lost and lonely.” Tim followed suit and sung the next line. “You, strange as angels. Dancing in the deepest oceans, twisting in the water.” Jay smiled more at that. He leaned in and closed the little space they had between them, pressing his lips to Tim’s. They kissed at a leisurely pace, just enjoying each others energy. After a couple minutes, they pulled away.
Jay pulled Tim into a warm, comforting hug, gently rubbing his partner’s back. He was so grateful to be with Tim in this moment. They weren’t running from any eldritch monster or some crazy, estranged friend with a gun. For the past couple years, they could just focus on each other. They didn’t have any abandoned hospitals to go to, or any codes to decipher. They could just be together, and that’s all they wanted, that’s all they needed. They just needed each other.
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Hey ! I wrote this super late so I apologize for any spelling errors. I think I may be hyperfixated on Marble Hornets again so I just needed to get this out lol
#fix it fic#mh jam#jay merrick#tim wright#I wrote this so late#marble hornets#I’m sorry if this sucks ass#established relationship
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Drawing I did while I was away of Teimahr (he/him), my Great Old One warlock (with a level in bard)!
Teimahr is a Deva - a variant of Aasimar that looks cooler and lives through many reincarnations - of indeterminate age. He is an amnesiac because when I first made him I couldn't think of a proper backstory and woke up one day in a shepherd's hut or something on the outskirts of a town of people who feared him with a pact with the Great Old One and no idea what happened. Not really sure what to do, he became something of a travelling scholar, unofficially speaking, wandering around and studying in libraries and picking up the basics of crafts from people he encounters.
Ultimately, he wants to learn more about his own origins, because he only remembers snippets of past lives and nothing about this one before he woke up that one day, but he genuinely adores gathering information about anything. For all his book smarts, though, he has very low wisdom and is a bit socially inept. Being intimidating - both due to his celestial heritage and being 6'7" (usually closer to 7' in his heels) - and pretty help him out a lot on that specific front, but he tends to be a bit too trusting and prone to unintentionally breaking social taboos.
The party he's with now found him in sitting in a pond in a cave where he'd been checking out the local cave flora, and he has since begun a career in amateur theatre.
The tentacle on his hand is a side effect of a gift from his patron he received in the campaign I'm playing him in currently. Once a day, he can attempt to access forbidden knowledge from an eldritch library (or, as we usually describe it, he can use Google). If he fails, however, he takes psychic damage and becomes blind for a bit. The little plushie octopus is a representation of his patron as imagined by Teimahr and contains his arcane focus, which is incomprehensible to most people: the plushie makes it perceivable, although most people would struggle to hold it even encased like that.
This image has been put through Glaze, hence the weird visual effect on it. I recommend using it if you post art - the idea is that it makes it harder for AI image generators to use your work effectively if it gets scraped. I post all of my unGlazed art on Ko-Fi for subscribers and donators, if you are particularly dedicated to seeing my drawings un-wibbled!
#I want to draw his true angelic form sometime but that will be difficult#he dresses slutty because he likes to. although the bard has been doing their best to.... inform him teimahr still doesn't quite 'get' sex#beyond the mechanical and biological principles. he thinks it's an interesting social phenomenon tho!#dnd#dnd oc#dnd character#warlock#dnd warlock#my art#oc
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Chapter 26 - Part 4
I've counted it out and *sigh* we're gonna need five parts again. And I thought this chapter would be shorter than Sky Peak...
Part Un.
Part Deux.
Part Trois.
The real question is, will we be two for two on the bosses?
Hmmmmm. Okay, so we have...
An eldritch creature beyond our comprehension/perception
One smol Rhino Boi
The second of three (3) consecutive Starter Fire-Fighting middle evolutions
...
(It's very possible I used this meme already somewhere on the blog, but I don't feel like digging through over 100 posts to find out.)
By the way, this chamber was called, and I kid you not, Electric Trapdoor.
If Monferno had any moves, we didn't find out what they were. All it took was Mud Slap, Octazooka, and the Celebi Combo. (Garchomp missed, but that barely mattered.)
And then suddenly, Team Charm out of nowhere!
Team Heavenly, who beat Monferno within one turn without even blinking:
Don't, uh... Don't even worry about it! That's what Rescue/Explorer Teams do, right? 😅
Well, we can't say no to that. Besides, I have a feeling we'll need that back up real soon...
The group reaches the final waypoint. But first, we have a bag full of common goodies. Another quick trip home is in order.
Ah, what a beautiful sight to behold after all this time spent suffering without :')
I really want to include these next shots but I won't be able to fit them in here or Part 5, so click here for a brief detour.
Oh and, wonder of wonders, this Exclusive Item happened to be in Dodrio's offerings today! Considering that I recruited a handful of Unown (C, G, I, K, N, O, R, T, and U, to be precise), this is nifty!
Now, back to the Entertaining Slide, AKA the Aegis Cave Pit.
Hm, what's that I see in the distance? Let's tread closer and find out.
*wheezes*
YES, TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF OUR GUARDIANS! SOME SEA STARS, SOME LAVA BABIES AND.... THE WALKING TERROR HIMSELF, THE POM POM BUNNY!!!
I love it. 10/10, no notes.
Oh, those were stone statues? I couldn't tell 😅
And in record time, we have a promise fulfilled!
Climatic battle highlights:
Octazooka took out one Magby immediately, and Chatter alone claimed one Staryu
Powder Snow took nearly everyone else out within two turns, though it froze Plusle and a lone Staryu
Oddly enough, Plusle knew Aura Sphere, just like its predecessor
The remaining Staryu knew Lava Plume
Charizard knew Triple Kick?!
And some good ol' fashioned Deja Vu (sorry about the angle here, I didn't think I was sharing this at the time of recording):
Don't worry, we got there eventually though.
Suddenly, a wild red tablet appears!
Teresa used Spirit Flow!
It's... super effective??
(Part 5.)
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Characters out of context tag game!
Tagged in by @eldritch-flower, let's do this!
Rules: Include one character quote of your choosing from each chapter of your WIP (or as many chapters as you'd like). Give absolutely no context, save for what's between two parts of an interrupted sentence, should that occur. You may mention who said it. Have fun! No pressure!
Okay so I only have 5 chapters from my story so far, so this'll be sadly short, but I'll include some quotes from un-posted side-stories (which will be posted in the future) after the main story stuff
Chapter 1: "we both know you’re one foot out of the closet and I for one would love to see you just jump the hell out already."
Chapter 2: "Well, I was drunk last night, and it just kind of happened."
Chapter 3: "he certainly had a very cute butt."
Chapter 4: "There was a knot in my stomach"
Chapter 5: "hurt my brother and the clubs will start announcing you as DeeJay Bodybag"
All of these chapters are getting re-written btw cause I just realized it's been so long since I worked on the main story that it's full-blown outdated omg
And notable side story quotes:
"Oh God, that's huge!"
"Please revoke his right to consciousness."
"Shit, you're as regal as ever, aren't you?"
"I am done being kind."
"I never thought you would have my eyes."
"Pay me for my work, not my complicity."
"You look silly with just the one fang."
"So...Miss Seltz. Wine?"
"Maybe if you learn to treat me right, I'll let you back in your bed."
"I'LL BITE YOUR DICK"
"So I got six people thrown out today~"
"I am not smart."
"I love you too."
"And you want to commit petty and/or grand larceny in the process?" "Yes!"
"If they meet up outside and brawl it's not our concern but I don't want them fighting in here."
"He drove away in a picked-up truck."
"I question everyone else."
"Don't lie to me, Trayson."
"You cut to bone, didn't you?"
"Assuming you want them dead, that is."
That's all for now, may do more of these another time though!
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i got so angry at melanie in 131 that i felt the need to break down in explicit detail why every single thing she says is bullshit so enjoy this extremely long and needlessly angry post
MELANIE
What’re you doing?
ARCHIVIST
[Surprised] Oh! Uh…
[CLOSES DESK DRAWER]
Melanie, I-I’m… S-Sorry, I didn’t, er… I didn’t know you were there.
jon sounds so completely terrified here... what are you apologizing for? you’re apologizing for cutting off your own finger? in the privacy of your own office? this is an environment that jon is expected to live in? just being a cowering, sniveling, constantly apologizing, self-flagellating little animal in front of people actively trying to torture him physically and psychologically?
MELANIE
[Enunciating carefully] What are you doing?
ARCHIVIST
I’m… Would you believe I’m… trying to save Daisy?
MELANIE
[Sharply] With more bullshit surgery?
except the surgery wasn’t bullshit? the surgery was performed by someone with immediate and complete access to necessary medical and magical knowledge who had perfect x-ray vision of your leg, something that no real-world went-to-medical-school-and-did-practice-hours surgeon could ever have
ARCHIVIST
Oh I… Melanie, I-I-I’m so sorry.
MELANIE
[Weary] Oh, fuck off!
ARCHIVIST
I was trying to save your life.
MELANIE
Yes, well… you did. I think. But I also, y’know, see your face now, when I wake up screaming. I feel you digging into my leg. Chalk it up as a win for Team Archive, I guess.
why?! why are you sorry, jon? what did you do that merits an apology? your coworker was possessed by an eldritch force of blind, uncontrollable rage and it made her leap out at you and try to maul you!! you had to un-possess her or she was going to rip you into pieces. she was an active threat to your life and was fucking possessed, why are you apologizing!!! oh, aw, because she has nightmares now? she has nightmares about it now? 3: i’m certain jON has nightmares about being hunted down through the archives like a wounded animal by an ex-youtuber
ARCHIVIST
I wanted to ask you.
MELANIE
And if you had, we wouldn’t be talking right now. I’d have said no, and I’d probably have hurt you. Basira was right. The only way to do it was to completely betray my trust, and destroy any remaining sense of safety.
So, yes. Thank you.
this doesn’t translate in the text transcript but melanie sounds so sarcastic and resentful here. literally a perfect slaughter avatar i guess because every time she speaks i fantasize about beating her into pulp with a three foot pair of bolt cutters
what the fuck about this emergency surgery performed out of desperation in order to save your life is a “complete betrayal of your trust” you tantruming child
oh you lost your remaining sense of safety??? jon woke up from a 6 month coma, came back to the archives, tried to find his pens in his office, and you pHYSICALLY ATTACKED HIM WITH THE INTENT, DESIRE, AND CAPACITY TO KILL HIM
you stabbed him in the shoulder with a scalpel, you loudly declared your intense desire to tear him to pieces and your sense of safety is destroyed because he, by some sense of grace unseen since fucking bethlehem decided that he needed to save your life and restore your humanity instead of just popping your head like a gore filled balloon with his archivist powers
ARCHIVIST
Yeah, I-I’m… I’m surprised you can stand to see either of us.
MELANIE
[Frustratedly] Who else is there? I mean, Basira is… heh. She’s been the only one for a long time and, yes, I, sort of, maybe, hate her now. I don’t know. I can’t look at her without my leg hurting. But what else am I going to do? I don’t want to be on my own, and I’m stuck here. So…
this i can recognize is like, slightly unfair of me? but literally if all of you were so unspeakably miserable in the archives and your lives were such a living hell and you had no hope and no family why didn’t you just kill yourselves?
like melanie never wants or tries to kill herself! she wants to kill elias and she wants to kill jon. if you were really that miserable being a slaughter avatar working for the magnus institute i’m sure your cop friend could find you a gun
ARCHIVIST
Basira said you were doing better.
MELANIE
[Distressed] Would you just stop? [Getting agitated] This isn’t better. I’m not dying, and I don’t want to kill you. It’s – It’s… it’s just different! Yes, it’s sort of, ‘better’, maybe, but… but I can’t –
ARCHIVIST (BACKGROUND)
No… Right, no I – Y-Yeah, Melanie –
Melanie…
MELANIE
Don’t tell me to calm down! Don’t you dare!
ARCHIVIST
Right, yes, I…
[MELANIE EXHALES, REGATHERING COMPOSURE]
feminism! a woman who is the literal embodiment of senseless, unstoppable violence tells a man doing everything he can to help her not to tell her to calm down
this exchange is far from unique but it is one of the most egregious examples of jon putting his whole life on the line to save people who are actively hitting him with oversized mallets the entire time
like he is doing everything in his power to be kind and help them through this horrible situation that they are both in and they’re just punching and kicking and screaming at him like toddlers
and somehow jon just sits and takes it and then we as the audience are supposed to be like “heh. that guy who was a little bit of a dick in s1 totally deserves this. horse plinko forever, bitch!!!”
MELANIE
Basira is… um. Basira deals in ‘intel’ these days, in usable data, assets. Not feelings. Not people. Crying, shaking, nightmares… that is better. It doesn’t feel like it, but as far as Basira sees it… I’m not ‘compromised’ anymore. And… that… is better.
okay except it literally is better. it literally is better to be crying in a crumpled heap on the floor than trying to kill jon with your bare hands. you must actually be stupid not to understand that. basira is correct. she’s right. i hate how she treats jon and i hate how she makes excuses for melanie because she wants a daisy-replacement i hate it. but she is literally right. she’s correct. she’s objectively right.
ARCHIVIST
At least it’s out. Maybe… maybe It’s enough to start healing? Start letting go of the anger.
MELANIE
Oh just stop! Just stop and listen!
ARCHIVIST
Okay.
MELANIE
[Charged tones] Yes, the bullet was bad, right, but it didn’t make me angry. Anger is… Anger’s been all I’ve had for a very long time. Years. Maybe since… oh, I, I don’t know. But everything I’ve done, everything I pushed for was because I was angry.
Angry at being passed over, being disrespected, ignored. That sort of anger, it – it powers you. Right up until it slips out and hurts someone.
I hurt someone. And then one day, I suddenly have this thing that takes all that rage, and it holds it, tells me it’s right, that it’s me. It didn’t stay in my leg because of some ghostly master plan. It stayed because I wanted it.
ARCHIVIST
[Realising] Shit.
MELANIE
Yes.
this is so beyond ridiculous you were a paranormal youtuber. your life was nothing. you were an internet microcelebrity who lied about ghost encounters for a living. nothing you did or accomplished because of this misplaced sense of righteous anger was worth anything.
also why is mELANIE allowed to like being an avatar? why is melanie allowed to want to be evil? why is melanie allowed to LIKE how powerful the slaughter makes her? feed off of it and want to keep it and cling onto it? why is SHE allowed to be that kind of monster but jon is literally sentenced to the bunker from martyrs (2008). the literal child living below omelas. he is psychologically living at the durcet’s château in silling. and for why. for WHAT.
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That's a lot of characters
Yep.
All with their own arcs, themes, and ideas.
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I’d really like to read that Elspeth and Richard hate-fuck fic you mentioned a while back. If I can suggest ant kinks to be added, maybe a choking kink and hair-pulling (for both) if you’re comfortable?
Ooh. I think that some of it definitely will be added.
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Hey, hello, how do I hear more of your world building because whenever you have it in tags of stuff, I am OBSESSED
I mean currently the answer is you have to be a specific person in my Discord DMs (and future housemate), who is the recipient of all of my infodumps about this particular topic.
The reason for this is that she's my ACTUAL DM (who runs a delightfully homebrewed Ravnica setting which takes a VERY liberal approach to MTG's concept of a multiverse), and my own homebrew Une-iverse is sort of the version of my characters and their story that exists in my head (I normally refer to this as "Story Mode") and is slowly being built out into its own whole world and, with any luck, several books. She greatly enjoys my infodumping in general, and has also been thrilled to have me as a player (in my first DND campaign!) because, and I quote, "Your passion and care for the story of your character is infectious." Her DMing style also very much jives with how I like to play the game, and the other players in the party, and their characters, are all excellent.
I'm pretty big on establishing and keeping to narrative arcs, and so far I'm pretty happy with where my character is in her journey as a person and how she's relating to the world around her, and in particular her story NPCs. One of my NPCs in particular (my favorite and the one I'm proudest of coming up with) she plays almost EXACTLY how I envision her, so every scene with that character is like a 5 pound brick of dopamine physically pummeled into my bloodstream through blunt force. She's also a very interesting character mechanically, so she's been the subject of QUITE a few infodumps about the mechanics of time and Second Sight and causality. I may make a post about that specifically, because I have a really cool way of explaining it.
When she first put out the call for a campaign she wanted to run, I was the first person to respond because I'd recently been in a bit of a DND hyperfixation (thanks in part to Critical Role) where I had turned a character concept I came up with several years prior into a functional PC. Her pitch for the campaign she wanted to run fit with the character I had started building, and I figured it was as good a time as any to actually get over my anxiety about it and actually join a party.
....While writing up my character's backstory initially, I was typing in a document that hit seven pages before my character was even born, if that's any indication of What I'm Like As A Person.
A fair amount got revised during and after character creation (I homebrewed an entire new 5e class (Witch) between levels 1 and 3 and she let me swap to it). I had some really cool ideas for her character backstory and her story NPCs (whom I, in an extremely on-brand obsessive fervor, had given some pretty deep backstories of their own), and she really enjoyed the creative direction I took everything character-wise and narratively.
And I STILL send her walls of text about character stuff and how they relate to things that happened and why they had the reactions they did to what events in their backstories and how everything interacted to make them such fleshed out and compelling characters.
Because when I get excited about a topic I am utterly, hopelessly incapable of shutting up about it. But she likes it and has a mutual interest in the particular topic, so she's ended up the person I direct all of the infodumps at.
As far as I can remember, I haven't posted anything about it except what's in either the "eldritch OCs" tag or more recently the "Uneiverse" tag on my blog.
I could be encouraged to post more about it, if enough people show an interest. I do think my cosmogony is pretty neat. I do need to work out a historical timeline, though, because currently some Pretty Major Stuff is a bit up in the air in terms of "ok cool but WHEN".
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i think nope is fascinating. the way it preys upon our expectations of what an alien should be. we want them to be benevolent, we want them to be evil. we want them to have intention and intelligence. and we want the same thing from animals but both are bound by their nature. at the end of the day they succumb to survival instincts and we cant fully understand them. jean jacket is a perfect mirror for gordy--something we think we can learn to control or understand but that will ultimately never be on the same level as the humans trying to engage with it. they will behave as trained so long as the situation is beneficial and unobtrusive to her. jupe's fault, the thing that kills him, was that he made the same mistake he did with gordy. he mistook patterns of behavior as a sign he had some sort of control but he never did. it's fitting that jean jacket is a eldritch being of incomprehensible composition because animals are truly foreign and unknown beings no matter how much we believe we can tame or control them.
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☕️🍬 👻
Hehehe thanks for the ask!! Hope that the candy counts like, from past chapters because you saw the chapter for this week and there's no fluff. Just excitement.
☕ coffee or tea: describe your OC’s favorite place to relax.
I've got Claire, my fire lady, and also Rosemary Briar! New sweet and powerful lady that kinda took the shape of the reader in Une Chien Nuit. I love her too so I'm doing BOTH. I need to learn how to draw.
Anyway, Claire's usual place to relax is at home. And that's boring. So her favorite place to relax away from home is along the shores of the great lakes-- doesn't particularly matter where, as long as it's in a wooded cottage along a lakefront where she can just unwind and pretend that she's on an actual vacation instead of remaining on call 24/7. Hans and Schrodinger enjoy going with her, and they rotate between lakes every year.
Briar, on the other hand, loves little cafes. Good for warm drinks, sweet pastries, and peoplewatching. It would be a bit harder to peoplewatch if Barrett were to tag along, but that's only because her eyes are focused on her favorite romantic goofball.
👻 ghost: can you tease some wip ideas that have been haunting you/something you want to write in the future?
Rotten I'm haunted by everything but you'll have to pull sirens plot from my cold, dead hands. Anyway i do wanna ramble on about the recent idea I had deserving of horny jail:
Reader's a fae, hopped up to mirror a heat, with the logic I explored in Une Nuit Chien, and turned loose in the woods as competition for Hellsing's big 3 to catch and breed (reasons why still tbd but this is effectively pwp so who cares? (((((((......I do.)))))))). Alucard's an eldritch horror with two whole hotdogs, Anderson is probably something mildly demonic, and Hans is a werewolf. It would definitely be PWP with three branching chapters after the introduction for reader to pick their poison. If I could restrain myself from my usual excessive authoring tendencies, I could do a male and female reader version. But I don't wanna set myself up for failure and promise the world lol. At the very least there will be some predator/prey stuff going down. Definitely highly possessive.
If anybody checks my new pinned post I have a summary of ideas there too lol.
🍬 candy: share a sweet or fluffy scene from your wip!
Ok this is where I need to cheat because the new Sirens chapter is like, all action. So instead, take one of my favorite bites of fluff:
[[
Satin shows quickly after and Hans ends up passing out bananas left and right to insatiable sirens. He must’ve been right, given the reception, and by the time they’re out Claire’s begging him with wide eyes and a pronounced bottom lip to fetch another bunch. Looking over the others, all donning similar expressions, he sighs to himself and weighs his options. He had never considered women could be bottomless pits, originally thinking maybe Zorin had been an exception, and just shakes his head.
“ha…” Claire tries, mouth forming awkwardly around the noise with the rasp in her voice returning. Hans quirks an eyebrow at her, slightly leaning in as the other sirens turn their attention to their sister and cock their heads. “ha…”
The werewolf slips a bit closer to the ladies and pats Claire’s head, cutting off her next attempt before taking to his feet to clean the mess he threw behind him, gathering the pile of peels into his arms. “ha…” He ignores the haunting thought of the flash of sadness that ran through Claire’s eyes as he had turned away. One more bunch couldn’t possibly hurt. It’s not like he’d figure out how to preserve them all, anyway, he tells himself as he hikes up the beach.
“Hase!”
Freezing, Hans robotically turns his head to look back at the blonde who had slipped up and settled in his old spot, hands clasped over her chest with determination in her eyes. “Hase!” she repeats and Hans’ heart melts, jaw loosening a second time.
It was his name.
She knew his name. And she said it.
Blinking dumbly at her, she just repeats it a third time. “Hase!”
He’d gladly trade all the blood in his body and flesh on his bones to hear it over and over again. He had wondered if he would ever hear it again. Swallowing the sudden lump in his throat, he fully turns back to her before the others start to chirp amongst themselves. And just over the sound of the waves, the chirps fade into those same little ‘ha’s as Claire’s determination slips into another pout and Hans remembers how to move his legs again.
Bananas. They wanted bananas.
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#hase is rabbit in german#calling the werewolf a rabbit gets me ok#thank u for the ask rotten#always a good time uwu#mun rambles
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