Tumgik
#u w u my waifu and shit
Text
However, Your Mother
Welcome back to another Shaw Mates Group Chat Post that totally hasn't been sitting completed in my drafts for over a month because I forgot to post it nope not at all that would be utterly ridiculous ahahaha
This is pretty short though because my brain has been filled with angst for the past several months and crack isn't really doing much for me atm.
Tumblr media
CW: Angel is back on their crack shit but keeps getting rejected, Baabe is living for the gossip, Sweetheart is a bit more active, Sam just wants some normality but he should know better by now fr fr
Actual CW: Crack, Cursing, Shenanigans, GN Listeners, Any gendered terms are purely for the memes and should not be taken seriously in any kind of way.
<- Previous ---- Masterlist ---- Next ->
Tumblr media
Sweetheart: My supervisor is literally dog turds
Angel: i dont know whether to be happy i wasnt first or upset that u didnt say cat litterbox droppings
Baabe: what happened invisi?
Sweetheart: Were circling back to that nickname later. Whats wrong is that theyre making me stay late
Angel: but but 2nites mate nioght
Sweetheart: I know it is thats why Im upset
Baabe: theres only one thing left to do. we cause a error in the computer system and hold their information hostage so that way invisi can sneak out. get it? sneak? cause theyre a stealth? im so funny.
Sam: I knew it was too much to hope that for once this was a normal and legal conversation, and yet I did so regardless. Good lord.
Angel: vamp daddy
Tumblr media
Angel: welcome to another episode of davey is gonna kill me
Baabe: whatd you do?
Angel: hol up a sec i need to wait for invisi and vamp daddy to be here
Baabe: if this was discord we could @ them.
Angel: omg it would be so fun to have a mates disc call
Baabe: IT WOULD
Sam: This is the highest level of my tolerance. I don't think I could handle a group call with all of you. Especially without David to monitor.
Angel: davey do be a sexy supervisor vroom vroom
Sam: I'm never going to be able to look at David the same now. Thank you for that.
Angel: yw now where is my invisible hoe
Baabe: imma call them.
Angel: that just leaves vamp daddy and me (っ˘ڡ˘ς)
Sam: Oh dear lord.
Angel: nope just me
Sweetheart: Whatd I miss
Baabe: angel fucked up again.
Sweetheart: Oh good
Angel: cool now that everyones here
Angel: how does one get dough off high ceilings and back into the kitchen
Sam: Do I even want to know how you managed that?
Baabe: by asking you have become complicit. congrats!
Sam: Shit.
Sweetheart: Before I tell you I wanna know how tf you managed to do that
Angel: so i was making pizza rite
Baabe: its gonna be a multi text situation. neat.
Angel: and the impulsive urge to yeet that motherfucker at the ceiling with the force of a thousands suns came upon this bitch
Sam: And that should be a lesson in control, kiddos.
Angel: but i couldnt do it in the kitchen because i wasnt in the kitchen
Sweetheart: Then where tf were you
Angel: in davey and me bedroom
Baabe: omg this keeps getting better. i cant wait to tell Ash.
Angel: we have hella high ceilings so i got on the bed and threw the dough at the ceiling
Angel: now its stuck and davey is gonna come home any minute
Sweetheart: I lied I have no idea how to get pizza dough off high ceilings I just wanted to hear the story hehehehe
Angel: ((유∀유|||))
Tumblr media
Baabe: all mates are wonderful. all werewolves are awesome (except chrissy all my homies hate chrissy) but Ash is by far the best. <3
Angel: omg i literally luv my house husband
Sweetheart: Disagree what evidence do you have
Baabe: three words invisi.
Angel: i love you
Baabe: no
Angel: rejected by my waifu im never gonna financially recover alexa play the wheels on the bus
Baabe: breakfast. in. bed.
Sweetheart: Three words for you
Angel: i love you
Sweetheart: No
Angel: rejected twice in one day by my waifus alexa play arabian nights
Sweetheart: Crumbs. In. Bed.
Sam: Why was this what I had to come in to?
Angel: sam wont reject me will u vamp daddy
Sam: Without hesitation I absolutely will.
Angel: im literally gonna kms ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽
46 notes · View notes
flyingspicerack · 11 months
Note
NO UR OKAY IM THE SAME WAY uhhh gimme like. What mao does in downtime? how she gets along w/ the other matsus?
UAH OK OK OK this is going under cut cause i wrote LOTS
(also just letting u know they use they/them pronouns)
Mao is kind of a closeted otaku, or former? They were a hikikomori/shut-in for almost a decade and while they were in solitude, they were very much into anime and manga, idols, video games and MMOs. So, nowadays, they'll still watch anime and play video games but not to that same extreme. They have one craft hobby that they're not very good at and its needle felting, they love doing it despite nothing ever turning out good and constantly stabbing their fingers.
SO THE MATSUS WOAH MOMMA (Ill be 100% honest, I haven't gotten far enough into development/writing my fic to that Mao has fleshed out relationships with the other boys (its a slow/mid-burn and they hardly know the boys outside of Ichi at the point I'm at rn) so im gonna write how their relationships are now and how i hope i might be able to mold them in the future)
Osomatsu They atm don't have much of a dynamic, he's one of the brothers they know the least, but they've picked up that he's a bit cheeky and... not abrasive, maybe a little pushy? But not in a bad way, a neutral way. In the future, I do really want them to be closer, specifically I want to explore how the two would be drunk together. Mao doesn't drink often because, like Ichi, they're a lightweight but they'll get carried away and also tend to black out, so they don't. BUT they also get a lot more loosey goosey and are a bit more silly and confident, and deep down they're kinda vulgar so I think they'd be able to drunkenly joke together? NOT SURE YET.
Karamatsu OK So this is the dynamic I haven't touched on AT ALL, so I am really at a loss... I think they would find him funny in an ironic kind of way. I think they would want to genuinely be nice to him and encourage him, but would see how Ichi seems to think he's 'cringe' and would probably be like "aw, c'mon Ichimatsu, let him cook' or something to that effect. They're also jealous of the fact he can like, sparkle and shit.
Choromatsu OKAY OKAY AS MUCH as I dislike Choromatsu, I'm kind of excited to talk abt this. So currently they have not a CLUE abt Choro, no dynamic at all, HOWEVER!! These two have the most overlap in terms of interests (see above) so I'm genuinely excited to write how these two will interact abt otaku stuff BECAUSE they are going to rip him a fucking new one, say his fictional waifu is trash (yes i know he's mainly an idol otaku but you cant deny the fucker has some anime/light novel waifu he likes or something), and say his taste in content is sub par, but there is going to be one thing, ONE SINGLE THING that they agree on and its something they both hate and hate watch for the same reasons....
Jyushimatsu EEEEEEE SUNSHINE BOY!!!!! He's one of the ones they're had more contact with atm and they think he's absolutely delightful. They truly don't comprehend how the two are identical but are such polar opposites. Well they do, but they also kinda don't (they're an only child) and they think that their friendship/brother ship is so cute. Jyushi is also the only one Ichimatsu brings up in conversation /pos, any of the others he'll complain about. Mao thinks he is so silly goofy and admires his baseball autism passion. I want them to be closer and sillier friends, like one of Mao's favorite things to do is laugh, and yes Ichi makes them laugh in his own way, but Jyushi's way of doing it is different, not better, different.
Todomatsu He's a bitch. A total... little .... bitch. So, atm, Mao thinks he's a little knife cat bitch who uses his cuteness to manipulate, but ultimately these two are gonna get along great... eventually.... I just don't know how.... Something something fashion, something something hair (I kinda wanna steal/incorporate @ oh-gh0st's headcanon that Totty is into doing hair stuff) so I think he would help them bleach and dye their roots when they come in? Maybe?? I dunno I also just see them gossiping together... about something... i dunno
BUT THATS IT!! THANK YOU
Tumblr media
8 notes · View notes
vespertin-y · 1 year
Text
liveblog-o-clock! this time the first part of ch4′s daily life...mostly i just get real sad about gonta and rapidly whiplash between wanting to fistfight maki in a waffle house and wanting to wrap her in a blanket.
-[in a situation like this...i don’t see how we all could possibly stay enthusiastic. ...well, with two exceptions.] “what’s wrong, bro!? you’re not gonna eat!?” “if you don’t eat, then gonta will eat you instead, shuichi!” HPDJSDHSDGHSDHF. why would you pay attention to kaito and kokichi’s tragic parallels when you could pay attention to their funny ones truly.
-himikoooo :’) she’s clearly doing a bit of fake-it-til-you-make-it here, but her determination to be better is really endearing and genuinely inspiring. also the way she gets way too enthusiastic way too fast and almost keels over is hilarious.
-”there’s nothing more depressing than an unnoticed prank.” EATING THIS...do u think he realizes how much this sentence reveals about him.
-”it’s like a titty no one wants to fondle!” characterization moment over miu time now (it’s ok though i laughed)
-”no! you don’t get to tell gonta what to do anymore!” “y-yeah...gonta learn lesson after insect meet and greet...” gonta LITERALLY AGREED to help kokichi w/ the motive video plan, adding the meet-n-greet was completely unnecessary and only fractured their partnership. it’s almost like kokichi’s paranoia is destroying his interpersonal relationships or something...
-”yoink! i’ll take that card key then!” we don’t talk about how funny this is often enough. like yes it’s about to lead to horrible horrible tragedy, but the fact that kokichi’s so done with this shit he fucking STEALS THE MOTIVE AND CLIMBS INTO THE VENTS WITH IT makes me cackle. goblin mode activated.
-”shuichi is so amazing. gonta wanna be useful to everyone too.” “don’t worry. when the time comes, we’ll use your body as a meat shield.” “okay! gonta hope time come soon!” WERE IT NOT FOR THE LAWS OF THIS LAND (me being a 100 pound asthmatic and harukawa maki being fictional) I WOULD HAVE SLAUGHTERED YOU!!!! no one even REACTS to her saying this im so fucking madddd. when kokichi spouts lines literally indistinguishable from this the other characters *rightfully* understand him as a massive asshole and ostracize him from the group!! but GOD FORBID kodaka’s most favoritest waifu be treated as a complex and morally gray person instead of a prop in thigh highs who can’t be held responsible for anything she says!! i need to go pet my dog.
-ok i petted murry’s lil face i can be normal about fake people now. anyway NEW AREAS!! kiibo not liking his lab is obviously more of a gag than ryoma and shuichi not liking theirs but it still makes me sad. give my boy his wind chimes :[
-the cathedral floor is gorgeous, but it feels almost mocking now that angie can’t see it...
-”to become a completely different person and feel like you’re part of a different world...doesn’t that sound interesting? don’t you want to live in a fictional world?” NO!!! BAD TSUMUGI!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT MALADAPTIVE COPING MECHANISM OUT OF YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW-
-”yeah, before i got sponsors for my cosplaying, i worked a bunch of jobs. i used to say to my customers...”i’m in a bit of financial trouble...if only someone could help me out...”” HPDHBSGDHS. i love these little bits we get of tsumugi having a mischievous side, like here and the FTE where she says she can walk into trains and movie theatres without paying for a ticket. i wish it came up more often, both in canon and fic.
-turns out the very concrete memory i had of what shuichi’s lab looked like was...completely wrong. huh.
-”but this place doesn’t match you at all. i think this lab is too good for someone like you.” “ahaha, you might be right...first i need a cloak and a deerstalker.” “what...? the clothes wouldn’t even look good on you. it won’t suit you at all, so don’t even try it.” goes to pet my dog again
-tsumugi’s lab having a drink mixing station and shuichi’s lab having a cabinet of poison is such a good red herring lol, i was SWEATING waiting for someone to keel over my whole first time through this chapter.
-”huh? didn’t i tell you before? i believe in people i wanna believe in. and if they betray me, it just means i made a bad call believing in them.” DEAR GOD NOT THIS AGAIN...not everything is ur responsibility spaceman!!
-”heh...hehehehe...mankind deserves damnation...fuck that! we’re already damned here! being stuck here with you losers is the worst hell there is!” “the “you losers” part...wasn’t necessary.” “sh-shut up! i’m tired of this! let us outta here! let us out! c’mon, don’t leave us in here! pull us out!” “miu, calm down! it’s okay! gonta will protect you!” cool coolcoolcoolcool im not obliterated by that at all ○| ̄|_
-kokichi claims he hasn’t found what the card key opens in a way that makes it sound like an obvious lie, but since gonta only says he took the boulder off the manhole much later in the conversation, it seems he’s telling the truth. i doubt if he’d asked gonta to move it so he could go in gonta would’ve/could’ve kept it a secret, plus kokichi’s not acting Completely Fucked quite yet.
-FTE time! they picked another of kokichi’s first. the pre-FTE dialogue being kokichi dragging shuichi around the entire dome looking for places the card key could go is cute, the actual FTE just being them having a tea party moreso. also: “my organization requires everyone to have an afternoon tea break. it increases productivity.” “ah. that sounds like a rather...peaceful organization.” “yup. the supreme leader, *ahem* me, is a pacifist. that’s why i settle fights with games.” i wanna see the DICE tea parties....do you think there’s actual tea or do they just put cheap soda in fancy (stolen) teacups.
-they only got time for one FTE...? weird. not as weird as the monokubs were being in the nighttime announcement though :[
-”um, angie’s gone, and student council not around anymore...but gonta still think it best to not go out at nighttime. cuz ryoma got killed at nighttime. and angie, too.” “that’s true...but the promise i made to kaito is really important to me. i can’t break it. i promise, i’ll go right back afterwards. and i’ll make sure we stick together.” “...gonta careless just now. gonta not know you make such important promise to kaito. gonta...so useless.” “no, no! not at all, gonta. don’t worry about it. we all know how much you care about us.” “...” “gonta?” “shuichi, gonta come to decision!” “huh? what have you decided...?” “hmm, actually...gonta will tell everyone tomorrow, when everyone together.” SAIGOKU ARMY HOW U FEELING? BAD???????? the closest thing we have to a true saiou confession scene is kokichi trying to convince shuichi to do murder-suicide with him and somehow not even that shattered my heart like this. how do y’all COPE.
-”by the way...this seems like a good time to ask, but...did you...like kaede?” “huh?” “well...i assumed you didn’t, because that would be weird.” “what do you mean, “weird”?” “liking someone you just met...especially in a situation like this...” (appropriately sepia-toned flashback to the hand holding scene.) “then tell me...under what circumstances is liking someone *not* weird?” “...huh? i...don’t know. i don’t...really understand what that is...nevermind. just forget i ever asked.” “forget you asked? why did you bring this up, maki?” “...no reason. i was only curious.“ “no reason? maki, you’re being...cruel. you ask me a personal question, then act like you don’t care-” “hey! were you guys making out while i was gone!?” WHPDJFHBDSF THANKS, KAITO. in all seriousness though i really do love this scene. shuichi’s right, maki *is* cruel here - but not on purpose. she’s poorly socialized and miserable and blunt and doesn’t understand what she’s feeling - of course she’d accidentally hurt her friends’ feelings sometimes. and it DOES clearly hurt shuichi’s feelings!! he doesn’t move on seemingly without even registering what she said (like the awful gonta shit earlier) or try to make an awkward joke (like in the lab). he just tells her flat-out ‘hey that was mean and made me feel bad’, and i think they were really going somewhere communication-wise before they got cut off!! (no real complaints though it was hilarious). i have (1) fic currently up on my ao3 rn and it’s a maki+shuichi fic i primarily based off this scene. the only maki characterization that matters 2 me <3
-that’s the end of day fourteen! we’ve just now reached TWO WEEKS what the hell. i have so much respect for people who actually try and follow the canon timeline in their fics, i could never. see you next time! love you!
2 notes · View notes
bkghq · 2 years
Note
I just followed you but like
spill the tea
hello hi ^^ thanx 4 following me !!!! this acct is rlly a shitshow but anywho u're in for a ride cause this gon be LONG my friend
idk if you're a part of anitwt but its the biggest circus ever like srsly everyones dating each other ??? online??? like it's not twitter but tinderz??? like half of my moots are dating each other and proclaim their love 4 each other in 3 days of dating and 5 days of knowing each other im not saying its bad but it sure is very cringey when they tweet stuff like "11:11 my beloved gf u r my waifu darling mwah mwah lets make so many kids 🥺🥺🥺/srs"
anywho a moot of mine (call him jake) he is like the emo broken sad skater fuck boy 😿😿😿😿 and used to flirt w all his female moots and was very bad at it once i tweeted ' i cant feel my legs ' after leg day @ gym and he replied 'i can feel them for u 🥴' LIKE?? WHORE WE ARENT EVEN CLOSE WTF U JUST FOLLOWED ME CALM DOWN DAWG and like he was honestly SO creepy
a few days later this other girl (who's my close friend's moot) starts dating him and they've like known each other for like half a day 💀💀 and in three days they are all over my tl with 'i love jake hes the loml ive never felt this way for anyone youre the light of my life' shit also the girl is like 14?? and jake is '16'
anywho they are constantly flirting and shit and its not even decent its SO bad the type that makes u wanna gauge ur eyes out
so in the evening i open twt and i see a whole thread of jake saying he is not who he claims he is and his name isnt jake neither did he ever love the girl and hes no sad emo gay he isnt 16 he can't skate and the pictures he posted of himself isnt even him 💀💀💀💀💀
AND HE CHEATED ON THE GIRL TOO
he was SO unbothered about it too like he just didnt give a fuck so so nonchalant it was nauseating and later on tweets 'kinda liking all the hate im getting' GAL—
and like maybe im a bitch but this shits so funny to me like ya'll had it coming 💀 i feel sad 4 the girl but um anyways
moral: dont have crushes online bc for all u know they are some 69 year old creep and also don't confess ur undying love and how u wanna have a bazzilion kids with them after 3 days of 'dating' 👍👍 and also join twitter its fun
6 notes · View notes
due4amiracle · 2 years
Text
Day 374
Listo:
Laundry/cleaning, Reading, Dailies, Vamp shiz, Watching.
Laundry/cleaning - Picked some things up, both the kitchen trashes got changed, all the trash got taken to the road! Stared forlornly at the laundry. Ya know but it’s ok. ✔
Reading things - - Holds still here. 1st library - #17 on 3, #19 on 3; 2nd library - #2 on 2; 3rd library - #1 on 1. Mmmhm. - We Are the Fire by Sam Taylor 75%! Yep. Still pretty decent. Definitely got some interesting things that i hope do... Something. - The Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi 89%! i did not read this today! Things were very hectic this morning. Thus! i did not finish it! ...ಥ﹏ಥ - Manhwa: Survive as the Hero’s Wife 2 chapters of this read Nope🚫! UwU♡ ✔✔🚫🚫
Dailies - - Waifu Did mah dailies! Also, level 11/50 BP now~! AND! Tree lvl 26/50! Also! 23/39 max friendship namecards acquired! New MONTH! new weeklies! Hey i pushed deeper into The Chasm and unlocked the gem thingy, it’s level 1! ♡ω♡✔ - Cozy Grove - Doot doot continuing to scout along! Scout rank 17/17! 13/17 besties! Caught some fish, 3 new flowers from the shop, hell yes! ♡ω♡ ✔ Shells - 69/254 - 27.2% Fish - 61/180 - 33.9% Bugs - 80/189-  42.3% Flowers - 195/360 - 54.2% Cooking - 63/70 - 90% Raw Ingredients - 33/54 - 61.1% Materials - 49/63 - 77.8% - Pokémon Legends: Arceus - Star 8/10 get! 171 caught, 94 max level research pages~ Guess who played today? IT WAS ME! Hell yes. ♡ω♡ ✔ - Coromon - UwU Sir is naughty and got me a hobbit unbirthday gift. It's His birthday month (we celebrate all month dangit!) and... He's naughty. It's fine. i played for a bit! i like it. Mhm. Dunno if i’ll play this one every day or even why i’m adding it to the dailies b u t y a k n o w gremlins say Do A Thing then i will Do The Thing.✔
UwU♡ ✔✔✔✔
Vamp shiz - 0 words written! Up to 9511. 1687 words for pt6. Always the grind for the next part - but none today. Blargh nothing today, too busy. Nope🚫
Watching things - - Konohana Kitan episode 1&2! Nope🚫 - Unsleeping City 2 episode 10 done! Nope🚫
Other things - Slept like shit again. Again. So exhausted. Ugh. Today was Neuro day. It was a quick and easy appointment. Got an answer for my Therapist about the gabapentin, so that was nice, and got a refill for it. And that was it. Which is nice! It’s nice to have the quickies done. Had Delightfully Delectable Donuts from The Best Bakery Ever (leftovers from yesterday that were  basically fresh from the oven tasting, so delicious) and Carefully Crafted Coffee from The Best Baristas Ever - how wonderful. Great start to the day. And i managed to actually do some things too! That’s very nice. i enjoy that. It helps keep the gremlins subdued some. So that’s nice. Uh. Yea. That was about it.
Food: A Liquid: A Pain: C Brain: C
Tomorrow: Laundry/cleaning, Reading, Dailies, Vamp shiz, Watching.
Ever Onwards and Upwards!
0 notes
dolphin-enthusiast · 4 years
Note
heyo, it's quinn (aka that one anon who is actually an irl friend of waifu that popped up that one time),, i came to check in on how things were going with y'all and omg how can you two be so fucking cute like DAMN!! anyway, what i 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 want to do rn is spill some piping hot (good) tea abt waifu,, and don't worry this is just fun and games, nothing serious,, besides the fact that she'll kill me when she see's this,, time to embarrass her ;) [1/??????]
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
HOLY S H I T IT TOOK ME LIKE ALMOST 2 DAYS TO FINALLY SIT DOWN AND ANSWER THIS BLESSING BC ALL I CAN SAY IS D A M N DUDE-
Literally idk how to even begin to say anything rn hsghshg quinn ur a goddamn legend and i sure as hell appreciate that u chimed in and delivered such S T E A M I N G hot and wonderful tea abt our darling hshsgs tbh i can see all of this perfectly and hell i havent even met her before??????? shes such a kind and loving person and lemme tell u im even more confused since she genuinely cares abt everyone on here so much (despite the fact that there’s been some nasty simping going on sometimes but me and my clown army will protecc her fret not) and we are polar opposites af my dude...shes just.....idk man i dont deserve her😔✊ she has a strong motherly aura too esp since she literally woke up at 5 am to make a goddamn feast for her friends like wow wig? meanwhile all i can cook is fucking omlettes gshgsjg and she always does her best to cheer up all her friends too-
Also pls be so kind as to tell me the name and location of her ex i just wanna talk i s w e a r :)
Tumblr media Tumblr media
10 notes · View notes
spicytrashthe1st · 3 years
Text
Obey me boys reaction to a demon hunter Mc
Lucifer
When he first finds out he's like "pft, how can this weak bitch like u take me down?", and then he sees u get into a figth w/ one of ur classmate's. Lucifer now finds u a bit intimidating, but only a bit, he totally hasnt squeaked when uv entered his peripherals like a phantom.
Mammon
Guess whoes on bodyguard duty? Yeah buddy, its u!
But for realies. Mam's is confused as to why he's been set up to be ur protector when ur clearly capable. Kinda feels usless in a way bc of this, not that he'd admit it. One time u catch him "sulking" n ask whats up. Once uv wrangled it outta him u have to laugh, but when u see his sad ol' Mammon eyes u become somber n tell him "of course i need u, who else is gonna watch my back?". Are u sure Mam's is a demon cause he's shining like the fuckin sun right now. Will he brag to everyone about this? U bet ur goddamn ass he will.
Leviathan
He thinks its cool. Keeps comparing u to anime characters which gets annoying at times, but he's so cute when he gets excited so u let it pass.
Considering he's a Lord n everything i dont think he'd get bullied, however, no one hurts ur otaku waifu, no one.
Satan
Gee 20 question sure is a longer game then u remember.
Might ask u to fight him for science. Might do some other things for science to 😉
Asmodeus
Will make euphemisms about ur weapons.
Loves to be carried around by u, makes him feel like a princess.
No one touches ur beloved w/ his say so lest they lose they're hands. Not gonna lie, he finds it extremely attractive when u go all protective n shit.
Beelzebub
Loves to spare/workout w/ u, its rare to find someone on his level. U make him a smoothy bowl one time n he loves it so much that he has to hug u.
Belphegor
Thinks its a joke. The brat is arrogant up until the point where he tries to kill u, yes u heard me right, tries. U hug him bc hugs r great, then he goes to squeeze u n like nothin is happening. He tries again, still nothin. He pulls away n has a tantrum about it before goin full demon. U hulk smash "puny demon" his ass. Once hes got the fight outta his system u thow him over ur shoulder n take him downstairs to see the fam.
Sometimes when ur bored u hover over him in his sleep to see him startel when he opens his eyes. Never gets old.
Diavolo
Pick him up please. The man likes to be held.
Also likes to spar, altho its more like play fightin most days.
One time at a social event u see that he's in detress as the nobles corner him so u just push past them w/ zero fuck, pick him up, and then take him to get sundaes.
Another time ur just staring off into space when someone makes an assassination attempt. U wait for anyone to spot them but apparently demon cant see 'em. So u sigh n kick their ass, rippin off the amulet they were wearin to reveal it was old man rivers the entire time, good job Scooby-doo.
Barbatos
Loves to have u around when doin chores. "Would u be a dear and hold this?" Is a common occurrence, does he say it about himself sometimes just so ull hold him? Yes.
Sometimes he catches a brief glance at u while ur sparing w/ the young lord. Hes looking respectfully of course.
Simeon
Thinks its cute
Has to drag u away from Luke most of the time bc the kid keeps askin when ur gonna kill the demon lords in a not so subtle way.
Solomon
"Is that so?"
Uv peaked his curiosity, run.
112 notes · View notes
Note
bro. asuka and rei literally canonally hate each other. thats the point if reis poem about hating the color red. thats the point of the elevator scene. thats the point of them NOT EVEN BEING ON A NAME BASIS. theyre not just foils for ur waifu flavor. they are each oppistes and HATE what the other stands for. the only times asuka plays nice to rei is when shes at her highest (b4 shit hits the fan and asuka can no longer pretend anything). also shown as asuka only playing nice in group settings. rei never recuprtates this BC THEY HATE EACH OTHER. if ur gunna write mini essays abt being shitbrained bc you can only think abt how much u want the red girl to rub clits with the blue girl, steven universe is right there.
so like what im getting from this is that you have some kind of specific and passionate hatred for asurei and decided to almost completely misinterpret my entire post so you could have an opportunity to give a pissy lil rant about it. probably you should have maybe given this one a second thought bc you are fully throwing a fit over nothing and you look silly
dude i wrote like 6 paragraphs and mentioned rei once, i’m not exactly churning out asurei fanfic on the reg and that post was literally not about them at all even a little bit. it’s weird af that you hyper focused on half a sentence so much that it drove you to have this meltdown in my asks. and despite what you might think it is still true that their relationship reflects how a lot of wlw misinterpret instances of attraction when theyre younger--rivalry, obsession, and misplaced anger/hatred as covers for romantic feelings. it was reasonable for me to point that out within the context of the question. 
idk it’s clear from this that you’re not exactly looking at these two w a lot of nuance bc while yea duh they don’t exactly get along super fucking well, it is also like...a lot more complicated than that (and i mean that in a way that has literally nothing to do w them romantically or w/e). bc this is an anime invested in complex characterizations so it would be, i dont know, a little fucking weird if in the sea of layered interpersonal relationships in the show the one between the two main girls was just ‘they really super hate each other :(’.  
btw i decided to go into this a lil bc i was annoyed and bc i needed you to know that the person you think you’re arguing with doesnt exist BUT that being said your last comment was so far out of line it is fucking unreal. genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you that me answering a question on my blog in a way you didn’t like made you jump to talking about two teenagers having sex in my askbox. pls consider being less of a freak in the future. 
28 notes · View notes
anestheticrage · 4 years
Text
Be me: Japanese honor student🎓, 15, with half a brain and even less of a plan. Hunting bitches by day and witches by night. Livin that dank only child✌️ life while mom n dad yeet all over the globe, leavin me plenty of time to forget not to make 2 lunches for myself #quirky 😜
no time for socialization or basic electronics skills ???📱??? when your best friends are an alien demon rabbit🐰👽 and the inexplicable Hole ™ in your brain. lmao, btw did i mention im ✨M✨A✨G✨I✨C✨A✨L✨
dreamin bout my 2D waifus again when familiar pink haired cancer patient dances through my brain passin out fliers: Kamihama Meguca Dating Service: Sponsored by Cult of the Magius. 250 stones per session 🤔
seems legit, Mr. Moneybags. wasn't spending my unwieldy sack of gemstones on anything else anyway. lets pull 💎💎💎
first up we have Redhead Radagast and her plethora of plants. 🌿☺️🦎
anndd, nearly dies immediately. 
well not off to a great start but i guess shes pretty cute at lea- oh FUCK its her girlfriend, Tsundere Poseidon😒🔱💦, and their exasperated, straight and single Sword Mom 😔🗡️🔥. fml gonna have to save up for the next pull. might as well play a few rounds with what i got tho. 
get in some good girl talk about things like school, color coded hair styles, body count, permanent soul damage, and our personal demon pacts. ya know, the usual 😚 . realize my dark backstory seems to be missing, so the girls take me to Ketchup Queen Sappho 🍅🥧 (wtf?) to molest my glowy egg stone. whatevs, more action than ive had since Kuroe 🖤 got added to the story anyway
the gang agrees it's time to hunt down the cutest rabbit pimp 🕶️🐇💵 in the city. >> say 🎵mukyuuu🎵 one more time and ill hug you so hard my backstory will pop right out, you adorable fluffy bastard. plz be my new best friend 💕
Form brand new friendship pact with Kyubae, and remember that my lil Sis 🐥 was always the best wingman for pickin up magic chicks, and kept her side of the room so spotless i forgot she existed. whoops 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ Maybe if I find her i can stop paying these exorbitant pull fees.📵💎
speaking of which: hot damn this week's featured bachelorette is a 19 year old model and magical detective🔎 with massive levels of PTSD and self loathing 🥵💙💦 more likely to stab you or dramatically jump off a rooftoop than utter a single positive comment. wow, maybe i really COULD find true love…
... if i had MORE THAN A 1% FUCKING DRAW CHANCE. 😡 smh
hard to make much progress finding sis or winning the broken heart of a hard boiled detective amidst the never ending lover's quarrel of the Trident Vine Lesbians. 💔 Sword Mom tells them if they don't behave a monster will take them away. LOL classic mom 🤣
>>>HOLY FUCK IT DID
declare all-out war on urban legends, starting with staircases ⚔️ to reunite the dysfunctional trio, and hope that I net a way better lineup with the next 10x pull. at least sad sleuth lady came to help out. they say combat is the best way to bond wi-   and there she goes off the rooftop again 🙄 fml
alright that got way off track, we need a fresh start, away from all the loli drama. how bout a little B&E🔓🔨🤷🏻‍♀️ at the local house of worship to clear my head. ahh nothing like the unanswered prayers of the masses to get you in the mood for another wasted pull, and the 🔥 MIGHTIEST 🔥 headache you could ask for with a side of Double Cooked Pork 🐖🍜 (meh 5/10🧾)
venture forth into the spiritual unknown with your new human flamethrower🔥🌻🧡 and ask your favorite private eye to please, for the love of Eve, trade Meguca accounts with me~~~ Head through the eastern spirit portal to meet up with hologram propaganda sis and detective crush's evil ex, who joined a dating-app cult (#fuck) and also turned into the moon?🌕?(that's rough buddy)
get ambushed by Acid Horse on Wheels 🌈🐴 and vomit up my soul so hard that its time for a crossover episode. T U R F F F   W A R R R *que operatic harmonies* 💛 Blondie with the hair drills and enough attitude and guns to fill up a noble phantasm tries to ban my account permanently, but PI heartthrob denies her admin privileges. aww babe i didn't know you cared. 😭♥️
get kidnapped by my new true love and go back to her place 😏  defs enough empty rooms to house five emotionally traumatized girls and at least two ghosts hehehe👻 XD 💚🃏💜🎸 decide to form the anti-gossip brigade and recruit my blazing sunflower after getting ambushed by the witch living in my fruit loops🥣
❌outvoted 2:1 that cults are bad. mf. fiinneee one last pull to round out the team and then I'll delete the app. cmonnn Karin 🎃~
OH HELL YEAH TWO FOR ONE.
Always wanted a daughter 💜🔨🐄 with a penchant for pissing off the local Martial Arts & Books Club and drinking suspicious liquids offered by total strangers. Well if it's good enough for her AND the sexy mayadere with enough game to seduce a mermaid, might as well get in on that myself. 
#curseddrank 🤢 0/24 would not recommend to a friend, 'cept maybe Ria
win alot of cash 🤑, blow up a fountain, meet the pied piper²🎶🖕, moon cult, monochrome feathers, something about liberation✊🏻; adopt temper tantrum cow girl. aces 💜🥩
Next up!!! skydiving with DJ Hammer! Jump to apparently-not-certain death after suicidal A.I. 💚💾🗼 tells you to rescue her hostage before they run out of Radiohead albums and have to move on to Thom Yorke's solo discography. save the invisible shield kitten 💚👑😿 from happiness and get chased through the internet by the sexiest homicidal Paint Pallette 💚🎨😈 since Caravaggio. (apparently green is the color of the digital apocalypse. i’m deleting Kako from my friend's list)
that’s it, fuck this app. 250 stones 💎 per-life-threatening-experience is more than i’m willing to deal with 😓 don’t wanna mess with the perfect nuclear family anyway. we've already got: 
✔️the two emotionally traumatized moms with memory and commitment issues
✔️the adhd daughter with anger management problems and a giant hammer
✔️the psychologically abused scizophrenic cat
✔️and the eccentric aunt with crippling anxiety
#squadgoals
now that were done hoarding bitches, its time to hunt the witches. and the bitches makin the witches. btw did i mention the witches ARE the bitches! AND WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!? 📽️⁉️💀 wait fuck lets back up a second
This is Nemo📕 and Token🧪 and they have all the answers but prefer if you only ask vague questions in exchange for vague responses so they can fill in the rest by discussing their superior intellect 🧠 at length. not to mention they built that dating app, so of course everyone in my harem decides to be a FUCKING. TRAITOR.🤬
cept waifu prime ofc 🥰💙. [PTSD > brainwashing] 'yOu CaN bE tHe LeAdEr NoW'. i have been from the very beginning you traumatized Hinedere nightmare. maybe if you weren't so caught up collecting surrogate daughters you would've noticed IM👏THE👏ONLY👏 ONE👏PROGRESSING👏THE FUCKING👏PLOT✨
rescue the rest of dysfunctional found-family™ from selves before my adorable firebender burns down Disnihama🎡🔥😱 during her weekly anxiety attack. (love the makeover T B H) 
CHAPTER 8: Magical Girl Massacre🩸🗡️
   - everyone has like, the shittiest day ever
   - the new Pope really needs to be extradited from the church
   - make friends with a really pretty tree 🌺🌲✨
i swear, if i don't finish this god damn story in time to get that free pull im gonna beat the shit out of every mirror i find in that giant mansion that i haven't even had any time to even mention yet. 🖕🏚️ let alone EVERYTHING happening with the prequel [fuck you, I'm the star] girls 💗💜💙💛❤️️ and their multidimensional melodrama. We don't need that many repetitive af episodes to emphasize that Homo-ra is a shitty person. we've all seen Rebellion. 🙄
NO, I DONT CARE IF YOU WANT SAPPHO'S BACKSTORY, I ONLY HAVE 79 STONES LEFT AND IF YACHAN FINDS OUT I HAVEN'T DELETED THE APP YET IM GONNA HAVE TO GO SLEEP IN WITH SANA 😭💎💸😠
uhhhggggg where were we… Topple a cult and burn down Hotel Denoument only to realize that Sis was fused with the dating app servers this entire madokafuckin time (told ya she was the best wingman 😊). 
Dilemma: Sis =🥚, Triumvirate of Trouble want 🐣. What do? vote now:
Help Hatch - IIIIIII
Not Do That - IIIII
What The Actual Fuck Is Going On - IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Lets just fight everyone until something good happens.
🔥🔫🔥🗡️🔥😱🔥🌆🔥😱🔥🛡️🔥💣🔥
Kill (???) the artist-in-chief of the italian reindeer murder police after teaching her the true meaning of Christmas 🎄 hatch 🐣lil Sis and realize she WAS your wingman all along🐰 MUKYUUUU! we're just gonna ignore how much trouble it would have saved if you'd just mentioned that. "yOu DiDnT aSk..." 
FUCK YOU SPACE BITCH. ONCE AN INCUBATOR ALWAYS AN INCUBATOR 🖕🐇🔪
anywho, somewhere along the lines we of course summoned the Antichrist ⚙️ because why not raise the stakes to max and still not kill off a single character. Madofuckinkami, can we PLEASE wrap this up. 😩💤
feathers (not the culty kind, tfm) rain from the sky, and the power of friendship and not having the Urobutcher 🔪🩸as a lead writer saves our peacefully sectioned off alternate reality 😇
TL:DR fuck cults, real life waifus DO exist, don't sell your soul to space rabbits, or your stones to megacorporations. Enjoy arc 2 on the JP server with your shitty translation patch you filthy fuckin weebs 
Yours Truly, 
- Thirsty Weeb Eroha 💗💎😘 
41 notes · View notes
pechebeche · 3 years
Note
i was into Obey Me! a while ago and tbh im so excited to see that you've gotten into it!! what're your opinions of all the demon boys so far?
im having a ton of fun w it!! ive been really surprised w how into the story ive been. i just finished season 1! so with that known, An Extremely Objective Ranking Of The Obey Me Brothers From Most To Least Valid Waifu, Which Is Not Actually An Insult To Anyone With Different Tastes, However, I'm Right:
Beelzebub. my big hungry bf. the love of my life. the survivors guilt....the being the literal embodiment of gluttony and still canonically caring abt his family more than he cares abt food.....the SCENE WITH HIM AND LUKE. frankly im a big luke stan too so i have a strong Favorite Arc the point is if u don't love beel i have a 20-minute PowerPoint. sit down. i said sit do
Satan - major huge bonus points for the fact his name is fucking "satan." you just casually drop "satan" in conversation. its SO fucking funny. he's a SEPARATE CHARACTER FROM LUCIFER. and NEITHER OF THEM ARE IN CHARGE OF HELL. i do think satan like beel has one of the most fleshed out and interesting backstories and unlike some others his char development all happens v organically on screen, but mostly it's just so fucking funny
Lucifer - listen. lucifers got the blatant dom thing going on. but he's ALSO in servitude for another dude who regularly calls him pet names and talks abt how gorgeous he is. and he ALSO committed to that servitude because of how much he loves his family, the same reason he lost his angelhood in the first place. ill give it to him. he's a compelling character. he and diavolo are bfs and i won't get between them but i Get It
Belphegor - bonus points for being the plots driving force, for poly implications w beel, and for clearly giving a shit abt beel my beloved more than his own ingrained prejudices! MAJOR POINTS OFF FOR THE MURDERING YOU. i think the cunning and sneaky and not-quite-trustworthy belphegor from before the lilith reveals is FASCINATING and while i do like sleepy belphie i wish that conniving side stuck around. however, He Did Kill Me, So. got that on your conscience!
Mammon - it's just...exhausting to see him as constantly the butt of jokes. he's a smart guy with skills! let him have a moment to shine! i do think it's cute that he's got that "first boy/won't admit he likes u" shtick, but mostly i just want him to get a win
Leviathan - he's. fine. the self loathing he shows later on helps me understand why people might be into him! personally much more invested in him as a friendship. one of those characters where "you CHANGED me" happened mostly off screen, which just makes it...so unsatisfying. i want to be buddies. that is where the line ends
Asmodeus - god i just don't care abt him at all lmao
5 notes · View notes
steponmepinkjun · 3 years
Note
ok ok these are the Questionable Local Felix rumours ive gathered but i cant stress enough to take this with a Massive grain of salt bc it was never from the source themselves. 1) felix is a weeb and used to call his fav anime girls his waifus. this one i wholeheartedly believe imo i see it. i can feel it. he was probably a mikasa stan. im projecting shut up. 2) he lost his v-card at 14... im not gonna elaborate on that one for obvious reasons, im just gonna say me too bro we livin this whore life together✨3) he was a kik kid. this one is actually confirmed as true mf had his old kik profile pic leaked and it looks like every 12 year old fuckboi wannabe ever its the Funniest thing ever. i cant rmb any of the others but ill come back to you if i do
chan thot wbk we all heard the moaning in the back of tiktok and then theres just wow as a whole. tag yourself im the one bitch who he called pretty during the predebut 3racha live stage of id:a and started screeching belligerently.
literally Dont Even Get Me Started on the whitewashing in the kpop industry. im a tanned skin asian myself and it just makes me ::::'))) they be whitewashing entire videos not just photos and using makeup and skin brightening creams and its horrible. its seriously horrible. ppl often make fun of darker skinned idols too... "hurl a bottle of makeup remover like a molotov cocktail" PLEASEEE that sent me but youre so right for this take tho. men w makeup outsold. like the makeup from the victory song mama stage? UGHHH PLEASE. makeup artist felix when. i literally know nothing about makeup bc im trans and femininity usually makes me dysphoric (but also i wanna get into makeup highkey? i just dont want it to make me look like a girl?) but like i am So Here For It.
anyway here's a thread of unwhitewashed skz for the soul: https://twitter. com/aintcheww/status/1338395728620605440?s=20 and here's a thread of felix's freckles: https://twitter. com/Bllack98/status/1390808708544925696?s=20 as u can see they often only show his cheek freckles but it does down to his ears and theyre adorable. im in love with this man -felix bi anon
I just know in my heart, in my heart of hearts, deep in my soul, that these are all true 😂.🙊 Because if I was gorgeous, talented, charismatic, and ever had even a single occasion to show up in a head-to-toe sky blue suit decked out w the gold rolex, even once, even as a joke, I too would show up to life every day going, "Yeah, I could steal your girlfriend AND your boyfriend in the short moment while the next episode of this fuckin anime is loading. What of it? You can't touch this. Hi, flop 😚" with my fuckin deep ass voice, and then just fuckin dance my lil ass off into the sunset. Would you not, if it was you?! I'd be up in EVERYONE'S dms with the unbearable fuckboy energy, giving that lip bite jaw stroke shit, and STILL winning. STILL serving, as he should 😂 I feel like there is an energy to predbut pics of him that I actually relate to, he just seems (to me) like this very bright, very sensitive kid, kind of not really sure how to channel that and definitely having success in how he's perceived but not really letting his true vulnerability or creativity shine through... And I think that's very much what adolescence is about, I mean they are literally still kids, they are all SO young, I could give them very much "back in my day" lectures as I hobble in with my cane and my bad back and my outdated slang, they're that much Fetuses in my eyes as the resident old ass bitch 😂 but I do relate to the way I feel like as time as gone on his sense of self and confidence in his own abilities and identity has just completely started to shine through, so as someone who sort of looks at all the kids with this benevolent, protective energy as well as acknowledging how fabulous they all are—the way you hype your friends up, like YAAAS BITCH, give it to them! Let them have it! Also I love you and would ride out for you! Very THAT energy—I feel like there's a growth w Felix that is very palpable and is really heartwarming to see. But at the same time I also know deep in my soul that Felix was that kid that worked part time at Abercrombie & Fitch—not Hollister cause Hollister was the broke bitch alternative to A&F if you were a bitch that had money 😂—and would curate the store playlists, be too busy talking w his friends to greet customers, and audibly sigh when someone rifled through the table of denim he just folded immaculately (same bestie 😔) before getting froyo with his work besties in the food court and using it as an opportunity to flex on everyone who didn't have the newest statement tee that he bought w his employee discount. He also defo got the job because he couldve been one of the iconic A&F models himself and always reeks of the cologne they spray on all the clothes in store. And none of that is a read, it is a FACT 😂😭 I also live for Chan giving us whole entire golden retriever energy, as well as exhausted mom of seven no braincell havin ass children, on top of Business Professional, Sickening on the Sales Floor Business Fish, inspiring motivational poster at the dentists office energy, at the same time as SIR WHO TAUGHT YOU TO MOVE LIKE THAT 😳, and then on top of it all whatever that is thats been coming to light on my fyp these days 😳 bitch idk wtf an eshay is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(sidenote I s2g if I was that girl at that show that he called pretty my heart would have leapt out of my chest cavity like it was fuckin fire drill and they would have had to close down the whole venue while they waited for the coroner, I would NOT BE OKAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)
I literally cry at Chan being like "oh no I'm barefaced" like SIR. I want you to go sit in a corner and think about what you've done. I will pick your short ass up by the scruff of your neck and throw you out the damn window. Knowing DAMN WELL they all gorgeous NO FUCKIN FILTER, meanwhile I'm sitting there entombed in blankets like a fuckin earthworm, bags under my eyes like I work at Prada Marfa, body shaped like a refrigerator, adult acne signing into the chat every chance she gets, double AND triple chin reporting for duty, hairline RUNNIN from my face like it's got a warrant, giving very much Danny Devito as The Penguin teas 🙄🙄🙄 like sir I will shove a falcon wing up your fly ass 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Like hello hi hello sir from the uggos, we see you and your crew and REJECT you from the club, none of yall qualify on your worst day, goodbye, dismissed, case adjourned, bring in the dancing lobsters 🙄 if I was that pretty YOU COULDN'T TELL ME SHIT. I would be UNTOUCHABLE. Idk man I mean like I see the difference in the beauty standard socially, but I hope that tide turns and shit changes, it makes me sad and it's so harmful.
I always felt a little out of place in the makeup world because, at the time, when I was coming up trying to learn shit it wasn't like it is now where there's respect for creative freedom and there's a niche for every style. It was like, if you wanted to learn to do makeup, there was a Right Way to do it and that meant worshiping Kevin Aucoin and Bobbi Brown books like the bible and making every look the standard of Flawless, Effortlessly Eurocentric Youth-Fetishizing 90's Supermodel Minimalism. I wanted to create looks that felt inspired and were performance art and statement pieces, my personal aspiration with my looks was that like... I wanted to achieve something beyond the banal of being human. I wanted to look like a fucking alien, I wanted people to see my makeup and go "I don't know what the fuck that is but it's confusing and scary and I am feeling Emotions about it" but there wasn't room for that, not in the spaces I found online but especially not in the irl world of makeup around me. I saw makeup and fashion as a tool to take control of the way the world experienced me, I wanted to transcend the petty rules of peoples perceptions of me, but... Idk. I wish I could rediscover that passion for makeup as a medium and the human body as a canvas, but... Idk. I'm a tired old bitch now and I can't be bothered anymore. I don't even wanna be perceived at this point and any form of self expression that falls short of an invisibility cloak is falling short of the goal lmfaoooooooo 😂 ugh how depressing! Not the mood. But ANYWAYS I completely live for the boys and in my head Felix is literally four inches tall and could fit into my shirt pocket, I mentally picture him as the epitome of Pampered Smol, and no one can convince me otherwise, the boy is Tiny, a Petito, a Micro, a Wee Bern. If I even begin to approach the absolute hysteria that thinking of Lee Felix Ear Freckles would cause me I will absolutely collapse and once I am revived with smelling salts I will need to be sent to the seaside for the season to recover 👌
6 notes · View notes
littlebabycrybtch · 3 years
Text
bro..... im sooo tired of ppl being whiny freaks about ppl liking fictional shit ‘~too much~’. like bitches are literally fully convinced if you prefer acting out certain ideas in fiction but not irl, thats not your normal preferential boundaries but rather your brain is a mental illness BOMB and you need to be fucking hospitalized for being imaginative and having autonomy. like yall if its not taboo or smth shut uuuuhp man you’re not ‘concerned for their health’ or w/e you’re fully just tryna get away with being a nihilistic asshole who lacks sympathetic reasoning skills. listen to me. fiction is valuable. the thoughts we have on it are important. the personal lack of value you happen to put on a media is next to worthless. its not a fuckin waste of time dude, creators are people, who live in the real world, they experience it and have ideas through it and about it, they form and tweak their ideas while still definitely existing in the real world, and then put that back into the world with a new angle and new perspective, to share with other people definitely encountering it in , you guessed it , the real world. thats not disconnected. its not nothing. these things do not magically appear from fairytale land, they are created. stories mean smth, people tell them for a reason, its ok to feel smth for any story, why would we even tell them if not with the intention to impact others emotionally somehow i mean??? fiction does not Just affect reality, it is valuable to real life society, it is a functioning thriving part OF reality. 
humans have told stories since the dawn of our existence. it is literally all but an inherent species trait for us to imagine things, its tied to each and every one of us, and to reject ‘fantasy’ as smth worthless to human life is frankly just fuckin wrong and weird of you. bitch we are Supposed to get outside the box, the fandom ppl you cringe your pants over arent thinking abt fake shit too much, you guys very often just arent exercising abstract thought and imagination enough, which actually hurts your ability to engage with it critically in all the ways its meant to be. if you dont see the value in fiction its because you put in no effort to form the analysis skills. in other words, you idiots dont get the hype bc you’re too stupid to get how you're supposed to compare a book to the real world it came from. ‘uu but cmon not everythings valuable what about [tumblr designated cringe media]-’ 1. ok! somehow you havent come to this conclusion yourself yet but thats not real, whatever ppl get to enjoy is not all abt you, your bias means less than dirt to others outside of hivemind social medias, you can keep it to yourself, ppl shouldnt care about it bc it means nothing outside of ur own space, its literally funny to me that you’re so elitist you want me to cater my interests to you, Your Standard Of Quality Isnt Universal, 2. ranking the values of fiction is the waste of time here, if you compare mlp to pride and prejudice ill dissect your teeth, different emotional impacts from tragic to funny to Just A Vibe are all able to be assessed as ‘valuable to somebody else so leave well enough alone’ if you dont have 2010+ funnyman brainrot disease that makes you incapable of reflecting on anything you can find a way to joke abt first.
i mean seriously like. whenever randos start engaging with medias you ppl dont like or in ways you dont get, the strawmans yall make up to get to be cringe culture vultures abt such benign shit, and almost Always at the expense of neurodivergent people with a deeply rooted undertone of extreme ableism might i add..... its just so selfish. u have a brain ok, you’re manipulative but we both know you dont Actually think ppl automatically default to being a waifu obsessed incel rotting away at their basement computer, stagnating their social skills and straying further and further from reality with each passing day, a poor disturbed wretch that you just HAVE to save from themselves, all bc they say they. prefer fictional porn or w/e to having sex irl. buddy thats not a big deal, theyre normal, just different from you. theyre fine, you’re just uncomfortable. as a functioning adult you’re gonna have to try and recognize that sometimes that feelings gonna be 100% on you, and you cant always just lie abt the validity of it to make ppl feel obligated into agreeing with you. this is gonna be one fragment of their personhood and your self obsessed brain imploding over how unrelatable that is doesnt fucking matter, grow up bitch like. how detached do you have to be to think thats so unstable or morally wrong.... its just a completely inconsequential preferential decision that only affects them and isnt a wrong choice at all cuz nobody has to get their dick wet if they dont wanna for any reason ever and thats gotta be that tbh.... and it kills me cuz they still inherently experience the real world and are capable of thinking abt it critically,,, even tho they... masturbate to drawings or w/e the fuck ppl think is unhealthy ???? like? imagination is just fun we dont need to moderate it anymore than we moderate other fun activities i mean lol ksdjfsd this is the DEFINITION of ‘just vibing’ no one FUCKING cares and it deosnt fucking matter the way you desperately try to make ppl think it does just so u get to be loud abt ur shortcomings as a decent understanding person. 
‘uuuuuu im sorry but thats unhealthy :///’ you sound like a goddamn maniac dude stories are not unhealthy having feelings abt them is not unhealthy thinking some anime bitch that was DRAWN TO BE HOT , IS HOT, is not UNHEALTHY and you clowns arent convincing anybody you ‘care’ abt that concept anyways !! im losign my mind here skdlsdfsd medias are literally DESIGNED TO DO THIS TO PEOPLE... WE’RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL THINGS FOR IT.... IT IS WHAT MAKES THE ART WE’VE TAKEN PART IN FOR CENTURIES, “ART”.... ITS JUST... HAVING IDEAS AND EXPERIENCING IMAGINATION..... whats wildly unhealthy actually is yalls toxic obsession with ‘harsh truth’ and validating your stupid ass cwinge feewings to the point where everything that gives your underdeveloped selfish ass hives has to be a matter of health and morals and whats ‘best’ for everyone. u dont know that shit!!!! ur a petty brat and im not ur mommy ok i wont baby you so u dont feel like the shitty whiny person you are, you need to grow and do better and think outside urself already, dont put the responsibility of making u feel right for judging somebodies benign hobbies on me. i wont bc its wrong and unnecessary. you’re not a savior no ones falling for that lmao you’re just a bitch girl xoxo get over it shit truly does not matter. let them write nsfw self insert fics instead of banging !! 
to make it real do yall really not Get that basic consent kinda doesnt just mean ‘no when im not in the mood at the time’ but it means ‘no if i just dont fuckin feel like having sex ever for literally any reason at all bc i choose what i do’ and pressuring them, even with what your warped brain translates as the best of intentions, is inherently disgusting? especially with the ‘i know how to help you’ attitude like......... ohhh die soonly ew lmao! lay off this nasty shit already please it doesnt matter! stop trying to make it matter!! its not hurting you or them you stupid tumblr phd ass!! and like again yeah some media shits just truly gross but tbr now its like even That kind of shit, the Real social issues caused by Actually problematic media that ppl should discuss Genuinely without ulterior motives, is being used more and more rampantly as just a stepping stone to get to the needless mockery of other harmless things in the media they want an excuse to bag on.......... like a bitch cant just be grown and talk about problems at face value without getting a bully jab in. smhhhhh you all fuckin suck please just stop talking already. so anyways yeah being attracted to fictional characters instead of real people or w/e IS funny, funny how many boyfriends they have when u have none xoxo theyre having fun and you can die sad abt it they get to die 5 times in an angsty fantasy fic and be brought back with mouth to mouth by fuckin kakashi every time and then they go get lunch irl while ur updating tinder bitch ... different fucking strokes ig !
5 notes · View notes
beru-m · 4 years
Note
BERU-SAMA THAT WAS SO OP YOU GAVE HIM A TOTAL OF TWO TURNS WHILE FUCKING HIM OVER WTF UR SO OPPP okay now i regret everything...... why was i so impatient...... in so sorry kayron, if u come home on first try again ill gib u 6* max but really, thank you!! I’m not really op and I dont have a lot of fire heroes and i think ill just stick to purifying until i get strong enuf to slap w. Schuris face back to hell,,, but thank you, really!
HGDJSADAS IT WAS NOT LIKE THIS A YEAR AGO, TRUST ME. I REMEMBER CLEARLY. IT WAS A FRIDAY NIGHT, AND I WENT IN ENTHUSIASTIC LIKE SCHURI(S), PREPARE YOURSELVES. IT’S TIME I BEAT YOUR ASSES FOR NOT COMING HOME TO ME, ALL OF YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS.
4 hours later: I’m sorry Schuri forgive me. pls let me pass, I won’t insult or threaten you anymore. I can’t continue, so we’ll have to settle this tomorrow. IM SORRY PLEASE LET ME DEFEAT YOU ASDASDASD.
It took a few more hours of trying the next day using diff teams before I cleared it. At that point I was so done that I purified the rest of my entries. Lilias did not exist yet :) nor did Dizzy :)) Not that I have Dizzy ahahahha… FUTURE BERU WOULD LIKE TO TELL PAST BERU: SKIP BAIKEN, DIZZY IS THE SHIT 👌.
Again…? Like you have him now, but never bothered to build him. However, with newfound determination, if he makes a second appearance you will actually commit this time 💦? ….Please do tell me you did not yeet my boy Kayron into— DID YOU FODDER KAYRON LIKE THAT ONE GUILDIE IN MY EX-GUILD, THEIR REASON BEING “OH, I’M NEVER GOING TO USE HIM, ESPECIALLY SINCE HE’S NOT A WAIFU.” I died a bit in the inside. They did not say that verbatim, but that’s basically what they meant. Asdfghjk, do your best you got this!!
4 notes · View notes
badanimereviews · 4 years
Text
summer 2019 anime sum-up
lmao i realized i never did this and posted the fall season b4 this.... oops
kimetsu no yaiba: tbh started out kinda meh. and now it’s turned into one of the new big shounens. i was not expecting that. nearing the end got rly good and i was rly looking forward to more episodes! tanjiro gets cooler and cooler! animation is rly nice (thanks ufotable) and the way tanjiro’s water is animated. like. aesthetic asf. it’s so good. i love black-haired emo dude and zenitsu (my spirit animal) and ofc nezuko she is adorable im c r y. side note: the hashira? i think they’re called? some of the ugliest fkn characters i’ve seen in ages like flame boy? stone boy? i HATE them. and the gem dude too like man get a new tattoo artist on god.... he needs it.,,,,,,and inosuke is so pretty it’s unfair
dr stone: ok man dr stone rly went off. tbh. i’ve always been a whore for chemistry since reading the flavia de luce series (btw, i want more books of) and watching this just tickles my noodle brain in a good way... who needs prozac when i get a shitton of serotonin from watching senku dick around....  (btw what is going on with what’s his face and the girl. yuzuriha????? i can’t remember. i love senku don’t get me wrong but i need their perspective too... bc i hate lion dude... so much.... dick....) again i will repeat that i am a whore for chemistry so i get oFF on this. backgrounds are amazing/ animation so nice n clean (most o the time lmao). i thought i would hate the black n white haired trickster boi and ms yellow ponytail and suika but no! dr stone is such a good show that they are now great, loveable characters. also i am senku and chrome’s whore so jfc. man, i love the explanations of all the chemistry shabang, but some things i think would be better if explained! like senku doing physical labour at the beginning- ex. making all those pots and building that shit by hisself. i know he weak af. yes he smart but like. construction? difficult. pottery? even for me the artist . difficult. and that shed of his was filled to the brim. HOW. anyways, i love this so much i am crying constantly
just realized i didnt need to write about dr stone. oh well. 
danmachi 2: wtf yo. haruhime is so pretty but not a fan of her personality! bell still cute af and still don’t rly like aiz! animation good as always, and my god i shit myself whenever the argonaut theme starts up bc that is ? one of the best pieces of non-sawano hiroyuki pieces i’ve ever heard? addicted to it. and the opening! love the dynamics, the brief ‘rain’ scenes like when mikoto slashes the raindrops and just her motion basically? as an animator that is what i aspire to accomplish because i just love that. tiny little scene. 
arifureta: this would have been so much better had they dragged out mc’s op-ifying process! made him suffer more! i explained this briefly in my ‘first thoughts’ post for this season, but story-wise and pacing-wise his power-up could have been so much more deserved and gratifying. think shield hero- loser suffers, gets angry, slowly builds up power in an epic payoff! would have been so epic too. and also if they’d made his gained powers less.... crazy nerfed. again: HE SHOULD HAVE SUFFERED MORE AND THIS WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER SHOW. harem thoughts: yue- meh. sucky char honestly. shea- my fav girl, she is a great character don’t judge- sexy and love her personality and love her character design and love how much fanservice she gets lol. panty flash ftw. dragon girl- discount darkness honestly , tho nice design. and mermaid girl- yuck, annoying,  DO NOT like the ‘papa’ trope! (ahem sao.) it’s gross. also just fuck mc’s classmates honestly- paladin dude sucks ass, healer girl OOF that last episode ruined her, samurai girl is ok i guess. hate ai-sensei too like shut UPP annoying ass HOEEEEE (postscript: opening=very epic too)
kanata no astra: plot twist? check. trillion well-done plot twists? check. this was done very well. i am so happy. all those plot twists and turns would usually suck in any regular anime- but this was written with GODLIKE ability. thank you, lerche. legit, this was such an enjoyable ride, i eagerly awaited each new ep! typically i hate space-related stuff but like! survival stuff gets my goat.... like this was good- (tho maybe more technical-stuff in the survival theme would make it so cooler) what shocked me the most: (spoilers alert) didn’t end up hating quitterie or funi. (tho the puppet made me want to strangle smth) luca’s gender had rly confused me but i’d decided on him being a boy- so basically that reveal left me like WHOA. i died. did luca rly have to show emo boy their tity tho... kanata losing his arm gave me the yeeeks, charce being the traitor was made sO WELL into a surprise even tho i’d kinda already suspected him<- like that was just fucking amazing writing there. gj. and ares the princess! ok man! shocked! AND also the whole clone thing, just fucked me right up. up the ass. like there are probably more plot twist layers in this than a fkn ogre has.... anyway shrek aside, yun?’s character arc was very pleasing, i think that was done very well! and the ending made me UwU like BRO? goals tbh. yeah this is a hidden gem and is just so good, so well-written overall. 
cop craft: didn’t have high expectations. i am now,,, quite,,, shocked &,,, blown away. sweetheart this is a good fucking show. so why @ livechart.me DOES IT HAVE 7.40 STARS WHEN FKN ARIFURETA HAS 7.72. can someone explain this to me? i’m outraged. LIVID.  matoba and tilarna were amazing characters btw! loved their dynamic! briefly i thought it might get romantic! nope, it didn’t, so it’s all good. actions scenes were epic, tilarna’s design and outfits were so much nicer than i thought they’d be like. she is so cute. and the op- man, if that is not such a bopper vibe then idk what is. i could watch it forever. it deserves so much more than what it’s got rn.
naka no hito genome: (serious question: is this considered some sort of isekai?) genome gave me btooom vibes honestly but like- this is SO much better than btooom and most game/trap/ kinda shows. fkn BOP of an op, especially the sequence at the end with short clips of each character in action (nutt). paka-san was a good boy and he deserves irl merch. i fell in LOve with all the characters (bubble boy= hot, akatsuki= ok meh actually kinda boring, karin= hot and i want her to punch me, ruromori= beautiful 12/10 would let her stalk me, sleepy eyes boy= baby + dazai vibes and hot af, twin boy= also hot, onigasaki= hot and love him so much, and loli girl= her light grenades got annoying but nice char design) anyways yeah more of this would be epic. i wanna see sakura and her twin reunite, and how they get out basically! also animation quality was very good which is surprising considering it’s a silver link anime.
kono yo no hate de koi wo utau shoujo yu-no: i include the whole title bc this is a good anime. (also livechart.me why 7.27 stars i will fuck you up) only meh part of this is the return to earth from dela granto bc that was like a culture shock and honestly at that point i’d forgotten a lot about what had happened on earth and didn’t care as much. btw, f ayumi and f the other brown-haired oneesan. mio and kanna ftw. obvs i didn’t understand the sayless x takuya thing like dumbass horny teenager . why u gotta creampie the worst girl. u have mio. bruh. (tho mio x ‘oyabi!’ boy is a great ship) also, takuya’s mom? keiko-san? idk if you’ve noticed but that’s literally my name so yeah just glad to finally have some keiko representation. altogether goodass anime. the time travel/ rezero esque reset thing almost got me but this was done well. so no problems. both ops very good. first song was bae, second also bae (just realized it’s by konomi suzuki, one of my waifu idols, so yea nice) and ed2 also so pretty! also yu-no’s design was rly pretty, the outfit colours, and her pigtails rly suited her :)
granbelm: sorry this is the last one lol this was a long ass post! other than the fact i dont rly like mecha this was good.... action, CHARACTER designs aesthetic asf, honestly rly pretty ok. i liked the cast, very diverse and more depth than most shows of this ilk. op was nicely choreographed- especially the part where the girls’ faces are contorted by their gems, showing their magical girl side. nicely done. mangetsu didn’t end up being that bad a char, and honestly? suigetsu is best girl and deserved better. and the ending too- like, bro, that made me kinda sad. some off points: anna’s mom was a little unrealistic as a mom like woman- please learn to control your child, and, white-haired girl’s sister should have played a bigger part, based on how her parts in the opening were emphasized! (quick note- blue girl, love her, great bad guy, when she dumped anna made me so happy honestly, she is beautiful, and i couldn’t actually decide who i wanted to win between her and suigetsu....)
hope u enjoyed this bad review. pls share ur opinions w/ me on some of of these more controversial shows. thank. 
10 notes · View notes
Note
Do a-z for Ben nsfw!
Ay ay, captain! 
Ben Drowned - A to Z Headcanon (NSFW)
A = Aftercare Won’t admit (because he’s a huge tsundere) but he’d want to cuddle and sleep with his partner.
B = Body part Huge stan for thickness, especially thighs.
C = Cum When he cums he makes the “ahegao” face for fun. Change my mind.
D = Dirty Secret He’s slightly interested in foot fetish.
E = Experience He knows a lot about sex in theory but in practice, he’s a disaster.
F = Favourite Position ”Hero” and “Cowgirl”.
G = Goofy Has a hard time being serious during the intercourse, even a little mistake or misunderstood sex talk can make him lose his shit.
H = Hair Usually doesn’t shave but if he intends to make love to a partner he would.
I = Intimacy Ben is not really good at being romantic but he can be quite passionate during sex. 
J = Jack Off He usually masturbates to hentai and/or +18 Dating Simulator games.
K = Kink Food play (Mostly with liquid) and Roleplaying.
L = Location His room mostly and the bathroom.
M = Motivation Easily turned on by dirty talk mixed with some roleplaying.
N = NO Breath play mostly, kind of self-explanatory. Also, he doesn’t hate the impact play however, whips are too much for him.
O = Oral Really good at giving oral but prefers to receive.
P = Pace He likes it deep and fast, both when he’s top or bottom.
Q = Quickie A little shy about it, but he loves quickies a lot.
R = Risk Is very up to trying new kinds of kinks despise some of them being painful, weird or dangerous.
S = Stamina He can’t last that long, sometimes with efford, he can go for 2 whole rounds but that’s it.
T = Toy Doesn’t have any. Uses his fingers or his hands for most of the job.
U = Unfair He teases a lot mainly to watch his partner’s reactions, which he loves to do.
V = Volume Very loud during sex and tends to cover his mouth since he gets embarrassed.
W = Wild Card He’d want to have sex with his partner cosplaying as his waifu/husbando.
X = X-Ray Slightly below average.
Y = Yearning His sex drive is not that high, he is really chill.
Z = ZZZ He gets quite tired after sex, he falls asleep a little time afterward.
34 notes · View notes
dolphin-enthusiast · 4 years
Text
waifu's friend, quinn, asked me to submit a waifu enthusiast writing piece their fanfic-writer friend made as a surprise:
ebano
//tw: nightmares, depiction of murder, mention of gore
Morgane woke up in a cold sweat, heart pounding and head racing. A tsunami of screaming thoughts clawed at her brain as her breathing quickened. The usually stone-cold woman sat up in a panic and turned to her side, only to see her faithful wife sleeping peacefully. Night terrors are a bitch, once again contributing to that insomnia that plagues her.
Not wanting to wake up her unconscious lover, Morgane carefully got out of the bed and quietly snuck over to the parlor. Collapsing into a loveseat, the don ran her hands through her hair and gripped at her scalp amid the stress. She looked at the clock as the hour hand struck 1 AM. This was going to be a long night.
One of the night-shift guards saw this, and hesitantly walked over. "Boss... ya ok? I've never seen you up at this hour.." he said nervously, knowing that messing with a grumpy boss is a death sentence. When no answer was given, he started to reach out a hand, only for it to be swatted away. Morgane looked up at him, glaring daggers. "Fuck off if you know what's good for you!" she uttered, her voice seething with hostility. The guard quickly took his leave, leaving the poor woman in an uncomfortable silence.
Her head perked up as she heard the creeping of floorboards. Instinctively reaching for a pistol off the coffee table, she spun around, eyes meeting with the golden hazel ones of her wife. Abigaille stood on the steps in a silky white peignoir, a small worried frown gracing her sleepy visage.
"Oh my love..." she said softly, letting out a small yawn. "...what's wrong? Is something bothering you??" Morgane turned away hastily, her face flushing. It's hard enough being thrown off-balance by disturbing dreams, but it's even harder when presented with her almost goddess-like beauty.
"It's nothing dear," she insisted. "I'm okay, I promise." Abigaille frowned deepened a bit, as she walked over to her frusturated spouse. She ran a delicate hand across the back of the don's shoulders, moving to hug her from behind. Morgane's flush darkened, as she looked off to the side.
Standing on the tips of her toes, Abigaille buried her face into the crook of the latter's neck. Sighing, she mumbled quietly "Morgy dear, if you are troubled enough to come down here at such a late hour, I know something is wrong." Morgane turned to stare into her wife's eyes.
A look of melancholy flashed across her face. "Why did you even come to get me? You should be resting..." she breathed out, barely audible. The brunette cupped her cheek and smiled sadly. "Oh darling, the bed is colder when you're not there." she whispered back, blushing a bit. The don's face softened, and she pulled Abigaille into a loving embrace. She hid her face in the smaller woman's shoulder and snuck an arm around her waist. In response, Abigaille kissed her cheek and wrapped thin arms around her neck.
After five silent minutes, Abigaille pulled away and grabbed two full glasses from the kitchen, handing one to her wife as they sat on the sofa. "I made us bellinis, since I figured you could use a drink," she explained, a sly smile etching her face. Sipping on the smooth cocktail, Morgane relaxed a little as her lover moved the don's head to rest on her lap.
"Vent to me, amore." she insisted, stroking Morgane's hair with her small digits. The latter huffed, "It's so stupid... I dreamt that an enemy snatched you as you walked through the garden late at night. I couldn't find you in the morning, so I sent some men to search the town. After a week, we found you tied up in a warehouse..." she trailed off, starting to tremble.
"...You were beaten, bloodied... it was horrifying.. and they slit your throat in front of me." Morgane looked up at her, tears pricking at her eyes. "I couldn't- I couldn't fucking do anything! I couldn't save my own goddamn wife! All I did was stand there and watch you bleed!" the don stammered out, a tone of bitterness taking over her voice. The tears fell onto Abigaille's lap as Morgane's body shook with quiet, painful sobs.
Morgane suddenly froze when she felt something drip onto her cheek. She turned to her spouse and saw crystal-like tears falling from those honey pupils. Even when she's crying, the don's lover remains so enchanting.  Abigaille placed hand on her wife's cheek, and wiped away some of the tears.
"Oh my sweet, I'm so so sorry..." she began, a hint of guilt lacing her tone. "but I'm still here, aren't I? I know that saying 'It's just a nightmare' doesn't help, but I assure you that I'm not going anywhere. Cara mia, don't fret for me, because I know that I'm in good hands. I have you and the guards protecting me after all! But I do know the fear, the dread all too well..." her words faltered to a pained whisper, voice cracking slightly as her smile wavered.
She bit her lip to lock away the sobs that tore at her throat, begging to finally be released after years of entrapment. Morgane could see the agony hidden behind that peaceful facade, since hiding her own was a familiar habit. She knew that no one should suffer with this alone for such a long time.
So the don broke down the barriers in her mind. She had to, for the sake of her wife. After all, Abigaille was able to dive deep into her psyche, she was the only one that Morgane would allow into her soul. Suddenly standing up, she pulled the girl flush against her body and time seemingly stopped.
She cautiously looked down to make sure she wasn't hurting the fragile girl with such a tight embrace, and smiled a bit when she noticed her wife holding onto her shirt, desperately trying to block out the rest of the world. After 5 long minutes that seemed like hours, Abigaille pulled away and sat on a window sill. The gently flowing curtains and pale moonlight that formed a halo behind her head added to an ethereal sight that convinced Morgane she married some sort of celestial being.
Morgane knelt down and gently grasped Abigaille's soft hands with her own scarred ones. Bowing her head down and letting out a silent chuckle, she quietly uttered "Darlin', you truly do know how to turn me into a mess." The latter looked down at her and placed a gentle kiss to her forehead. "And you know how to keep me running back to you."
3 notes · View notes