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『 𝕋𝕎𝕊𝕋 𝕍𝕊 𝕋𝕆𝕀𝕃𝔼𝕋 𝔼𝕋𝕀ℚ𝕌𝔼𝕋𝕋𝔼 : 』

𝘪.𝘦. 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 <33

𝘾𝙒: 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐒 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐎𝐎𝐂 !!! 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙛𝙪𝙣 <3 𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨 !!

𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙀: 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙢𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙩-𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 (𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙢 𝙞’𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 5 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙬) 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 <33

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𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙑𝙀𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙐𝙋:

LEONA [he’s rich - he probably had servants wipe his ass for him as a kid and just never grew out of it], Ace :(, TREY, Kalim [genuinely forgets to put the toilet seat down], Idia, CROWLEY, Vargas, Floyd, Cheka [he’s,, a child,,].

𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙈𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙋𝙐𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉: <33

RIDDLE [did you really think his mother would let him keep the toilet seat up?], Vil, Jamil [<3], Ruggie, DEUCE [his Mum raised him right kekekek i love their relationship sm], Cater [practically lives in a 3:1 sister/mother ratio so ofc he keeps the seat down], Lilia, Jack [grrr bark bark alphas never inconvenience their omegas >:(], Neige, All the staff [minus Crowley + Vargas], Malleus, Silver, Azul, Jade, Rook, Epel [Vil would beat him up if he didn’t].

𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙋𝙐𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘿𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙍 𝘿𝙊𝙍𝙈 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙎:

Jamil [used to actively remind Kalim to go back into the bathroom and put down the toilet seat but eventually gave up and started doing it himself], Ruggie [again. It’s Leona. As much as i love him, i know he doesn’t put down the toilet seat :( plus Ruggie probably had to put the toilet seat down for all his siblings + kids in his hometown so it’s legit just a habit at this point].

𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙃 𝙁𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔 𝙁𝙍𝙊𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙀 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙄𝙁 𝙄𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙇𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙎 𝙄𝙉: [𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮, 𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢]

FLOYD, ACE [challenges Deuce to see whoever can piss the farthest on a daily basis], Deuce [unwillingly roped into it because Ace makes it a competition and calls him a chicken if he refuses], i regret to admit it but Idia probably does it too [does it to test his pro gamer aim so he can flex his skills to his discord kittens later].

𝙒𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙔 𝙊𝙉 𝘼 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙍 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝘾𝘼𝙎𝙐𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙄𝘿𝘿𝙇𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂: [𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙊𝙊𝘾 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙙𝙘 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 :)]

Deuce [chats to his Mum], Malleus [i know for a fACT that Sebek would stand next to Malleus while he’s peeing to “protect him”], Idia [this mf has 0 bitches so he gets no calls but he definitely plays games while shitting or casually talks to Ortho (who's standing next to him holding a toilet roll and air freshener to waft away the stench of an absolutely monstrous shit that only consists of GFuel and chips,, i.e. average discord mod dishes <33)], Cater, Crowley [he has literally 0 standards there’s no way in hell he wouldn’t do this in a business call], Epel, Rook [casually sits in and talks to Epel (unwillingly involved) or Leona (also unwillingly involved) while they’re shitting. He would do it to Vil too but he got banned from sharing a bathroom with him after talking about how beautiful Vil looks when he wipes his ass].

𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙐𝙎𝙀𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝘽𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙐𝙎𝙀 𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝘼 “𝙃𝙐𝙈𝘼𝙉” 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙏𝙊 𝙐𝙎𝙀:

Sebek [i’m convinced that he doesn’t know how to use such “advanced mechanical human contraptions”, and so he instead resorts to wearing adult diapers or using magic to clean himself whenever he sharts].

𝘿𝙄𝘿𝙉’𝙏 𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝘼 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙇 𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙉𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝙍𝘾:

Epel [he grew up in the countryside so he either pissed in one of those gross wooden Shrek-looking outdoor toilets that have years worth of bacteria build-up, no toilet seat, and a nest of possums or Huntsman spiders (idek if that’s what they’re called but i’m not risking seeing photos of them just to look up their proper name) or squirrels living in it,, or he just dug a hole and shit in the bushes.]

𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙍 𝙆𝙉𝙀𝙀𝙎 𝙋𝙊𝙋, 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝘼𝙉𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝘼𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙍 𝘽𝘼𝙍𝙀, 𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙆𝙇𝙀𝘿 𝘼𝙎𝙎 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙆𝙎 𝙏𝙊𝙐𝘾𝙃 𝙄𝙏’𝙎 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾, + 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙔 𝙈𝘼𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙀 𝙒𝙄𝙉𝘿𝙀𝘿 𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙋𝘼 𝙉𝙊𝙄𝙎𝙀𝙎 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙂𝙀𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝘼𝘾𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙐𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙇𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙋𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏 𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙂𝙄𝙉𝘼𝘽𝙇𝙀:

Trey. [mf literally works for a family of bakers i knOW FOR A FACT THAT HE HAS GRANDPA CONSTIPATION].

𝙂𝙀𝙏𝙎 𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙎 + 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏 𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙎𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘿𝙊𝙀𝙎𝙉’𝙏 𝘾𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙄𝙏 𝙐𝙋:

Ace :( [i love you so much Ace but you’re literally the epitome of gross teenage boy :(], Floyd, Trey.

𝘿𝙊𝙀𝙎𝙉’𝙏 𝘿𝙀𝙁𝙀𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙀 + 𝙀𝙓𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙀:

Ortho. [,,, robot,,,]

𝙁𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙎 𝘼𝙎𝙇𝙀𝙀𝙋 𝙊𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏:

Silver, Trey [old grandpa needs his hourly naps].

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𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨?

𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 :𝘋

𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘪’𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴 + 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪’𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘸𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘬 >:)

𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘪 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘫𝘥𝘫𝘩𝘧𝘫𝘥

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