calahan and danielle are never beating the allegations

what if Eddie had found them in the bathroom instead … 🍨🚽🌀♡ ̆̈

look. I may be delusional. but I think stewy would love to marry kendall. he has very solid reasons:

- it would be funny

- tax writeoff

- legally binding document that lets stewy sleep soundly knowing he will never have to testify against kendall in court

- the secret horrible corner of stewy's heart that he will never admit to having that makes him want to have a big wedding and serve cunt in a tasteful pastel tux and eat fukcing cake and dance and make out with kendall on the dancefloor and then fuck off to greece for a month and do nothing but fuck and feed each other fruit

More baby Martin and baby moth!jon

Ft. the early stages of martins decent towards becoming a Web avatar (/j)

Someone on the midlife crisis app pointed out how Nick and Taylor text with old fashioned emojis and now I can't stop thinking of them teasing each other on a daily basis like:

- Keep dreaming, mate ;)

- You know I'm right, Nicky :D

😭 they're so besties coded, even their emoji style matches

i can't sleep and all i'm thinking about is how percy and clarisse are best friends but best friends in the most sibling "i hate you more than anything but if anyone so much as looks at you wrong i will kill them in a heartbeat" way

like their quest together where they saw each other's biggest fear, percy overhearing clarisse's conversation with ares, clarisse pleading with percy to understand that silena was a hero????

you cannot tell me that sally jackson didn't take one look at clarisse and not completely want to engulf this broken, hardened teenage girl in the warmest hug possible.

just percy and clarisse being best friends and no one knows the specifics, no one except for annabeth and chris knows exactly what went down.

and god forbid these two have a normal friendship, they will bicker and snap and say the harshest things, but they can also have entire conversations with their eyes and know exactly when the other is being triggered into a bad memory and needs to spar or talk.

like yes they're each other's rival but they're also each other's support system. they're best friends, they're siblings, they're enemies to friends to "i hope you get eaten by a hellhound but if that happened i'd go down to the underworld to get you back because i platonically can't live without you".

these two are trauma bonded to the max and i'm begging people to start talking about their friendship more

Kepler and Ahsoka haven't always...gotten along, to say the least. As initiates, Ahsoka was always very clearly miles ahead of everyone while he fell behind. Even if she didn't mean to, subconsciously she always considered him the lowest bar, she's obviously very talented cause she's nothing LIKE him.

Of course they grow to resent each other for this and butt heads, especially with their masters being best friends which means they're forced to be around each other a lot more 😅 but they don't realize how similar they really are! Eventually they're able to reconcile and become genuine friends, though! 💖

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am I actually seeing this or am I getting sonaze food…AGAIN?!?!? they’re so silly.

Sonic/Blaze energy is just so cute y’all I can’t

the silver/blaze sibling moment after this scene makes me smile too :))) they go to SOLEANNA ?!?!? I love a 06 ref done right 🤩

it's the way they got me excited for aaron and celina in 6x02 but then tease aaron with the therapist at the end of the episode like why are they playing with me like that fdlkjkdlfa if you give me the option, i'm always going to chose the friend to lovers trope

Something something Jess begging his father for a roof to sleep under because he literally has no other option than to seek refuge with the stranger that made him after being tossed to the wayside by the rest of his family and Lane sneaking in to her childhood home in the middle of the night to see if her mother changed her bedroom all the while feeling like she’s not welcome anymore

Tuvok-Chakotay dynamic should have gone from two people who are always poking at one another to two people who are always joking with one another - in both cases this is an unspoken thing. They’re playing a game of chicken that gets steadily less hostile. From “I’m not trying to be difficult here.” (lie) to “I’m not trying to be funny here.” (lie)

RELIC HUNTER 2.16

so many people haven't gotten over s1 stonathan rivalry when you could have them being best friends who also are AMAZING big (adoptive) brothers. they could BOND over being that group of kids big brothers why would you do this

"I don't think I'm going to find any Dalinar/Sadeas songs in my library-- OH, NO."

How long have I known you, brother? Hundreds of lives, thousands of years How many miles have we wandered Under the sky, chasing our fear? Some kind of trouble is coming Don't know when, don't know what I will stand by you, brother Till the daylight comes or I'm dead and gone I've shared my life with you, brother Since I recall, you've been my friend You say we're not like the others Still, we must die; all things must end I know we can't stop what's coming But I will try, oh, how I'll try Will you fight with me, brother? One last time, one last fight? Don't turn away, don't tell me that we're not the same We face the fire together, brothers till the end Don't run away - our time will come, but not today I stand beside you, brother, with you till the end

Goddammit, Sadeas. Get your flat ass back here and make up with your ex-husband. Y'all could've been great.

Why can't I shake fictional characters until they bend to my will, this really bites.

I wanna say Ray (my fursona who I've got to make better updated art of) and Buppy (nickname for Bubbles the Dragon) are roommates but I don't know if I want them to be life-long buddies who've known each other for years or met shortly before they got moved in.

Buppy is a cute and childish nickname you give to someone after you've known them for a really long time so... Maybe they've met before in childhood as friends, but Ray's got memory issues and the only thing they can think of seeing this large, six foot, spotted dragon plush happily squeaking out a greeting is, "You look like my old plushie, Buppy."

So they have that brief moment of recognition long enough that they realize they've met before; making the whole "first ever living away from their parents in an apartment and living with a roommate" thing a lot less awkward and uncomfortable.

I think the story I want to tell is a couple years afterwards where they're both comfortable with each other.

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