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lordsothofsithicus · 1 year
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Tiny, far away Death Knight voice: no, you won’t
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barov-von-zarovich · 1 year
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Welcome to the Crypts
Tigger warning: This is a parody D&D RP account. the character im playing is an emotionally abusive and neglectful father. This will also have mentions of Hell, the afterlife, and gothic horror.
This account is connected to Twitterloft Barov
Current Tumblrloft: The magic @darklordazalin used to turn Twitterloft into Tumblrloft accidently lead to resurrecting Barov von Zarovich in Ravenloft's cyrpts. The Dark Powers have also given him a new curse, Barov can exist outside of the cyrpt for 24 hours, after which he will begin to decay rapidly. When he turns to dust, he wakes up in the crypt back to normal, and the timer starts again, the same is true if he is slain. This way, he can exist long enough to annoy people, but not long enough to make an impact.
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lyssavonzarovich · 1 year
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Castle: What does home feel like?
[In case this seems odd, this is the main account for @red-wizard-hazlik; you do not have your anonymous asks on hence why I can only use my main blog.]
If I were to speak from sentimentality, home is wherever @jander-sunstar is. But that is not, I believe, the answer this question is prompting. One would think 'home' to a Vampire means cold, dark crypts and soft velour-lined coffins- but really we're not all that different than most. Home feels like, or should feel like, a sacred place. Home feels like a house with a hearth in nearly every room, a warm fire to watch or read by; a sanctuary from the chill of the autumn breeze or bitter cold of winter. It's the quiet that allows you to hear the rain upon glass alongside the crackling of firewood- the peace that brings, with or without, company.
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After fleeing Twitter as it rapidly burns down I’ve blown the dust off a Tumblr I never really used.  The name comes from my favorite line of an old Kris Kristofferson song I particularly like. Nightmares are somebody’s daydreams Daydreams are somebody’s lies Lies ain’t no harder than tellin’ the truth Truth is the perfect disguise
I'm occasionally a bit of a cranky grouch, but I promise, I mean well. As far as my departure from Twitter goes, I also used to goof around pretending to be the death knight Lord Soth in the “Twitterloft” group.  I’m not sure I want to continue that, but I’m looking for the others so I can give them a follow. 
After watching every crypto-creeper, fascist and Russian agitprop crawl into the light and don a blue checkmark, I’m left musing that I’ve never seen rats run INTO a burning building before...
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detritusgoods · 1 year
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Hello Ravenlofters and welcome to the caravan! My name's Detritus, and I'm the greatest travelling merchant in the Domains of Dread. I recently migrated here from the demiplane of Twitter and I don't know anybody, so Darklords and Mistwalkers, do make yourselves known to me!
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darklordazalin · 11 months
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I also read on twitterloft that you don't have a bed because as an undead, you don't sleep. Why not though? Beds are good for stuff other than sleeping, sometimes I don't leave the house when I'm emotional because I know there's a bed I can fling myself dramatically on if things go awry, and doing it on a couch doesn't have the same effect. And don't you just feel like lying down sometimes?
Oh, I have a bed, I just do not see the need to use one. Why would one lie down when there are countless subjects and projects to peruse?
As for theatrical dramatics, I prefer summoning a mage storm over the spiraling heights of Castle Avernus.
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bluetspur-brain · 3 months
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Revisiting my greatest contribution to Twitterloft
MISTY ROADS (TAKE ME HOME)
Almost died in Bluetspur Badlands
Makab Mountain, cyclopean ruin
Death is older in lands such as these
Younger than the creatures lurkin’ down beneath
Misty roads, take me home
From this place
I don’t belong!
Back to Darkon
Even Borca
Take me home, misty roads
All my memories start to flounder
Nightmare landscape, dreams of briny water
Red and evil star up in the sky
Acrid noxious gases burnin’ out my eyes
Misty roads, take me home
From this place
I don’t belong!
From the Badlands,
Save me Ezra!
Take me home, misty roads
I fear behind me the illithid are huntin’
Lightning strikes remind me not to tarry in one place
Lookin’ for a road I’ve got a feeling like I’ll never get home
Not today—where’s the daaaaay?
Misty roads, take me home
from this place
I don’t belong!
Strahd protect me
from the God-Brain
Take me home, misty roads
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Goodbye Twitter
I finally deactivated my Barovian Chicken and Waffles Twitter feed after Musk’s latest antics. Three years of OC content for Barovia, jokes with fellow Twitterloft friends (now Tumblrloft), and character growth are basically gone.
I did export my Twitter feed so I have an archive, but it won’t be the same. I have a useful reference, but rebuilding that on another site (e.g. Tumblr) isn’t easy as context is often list.
On the other hand, I just can’t stand Twitter anymore. I kept hoping that it would get better, but it just kept hitting new lows. It just got more and more gross.
Further, it’s a chance to start over in rebuilding Oleksii’s OC lore on Tumblr and turn a new leaf. If you are new to this Tumblr feed, you’ll likely see some explanation posts, recap posts or whatever.
Oleksii is still trapped in the Mists, and has much to grumble about.
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jander-sunstar · 1 year
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The great Darklord twitterloft migration is underway, so naturally the mists have carried me here too
Hello Tumblr, this is going to be interesting
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So we’re not planning on going back to Twitter any time soon because everyone is still waiting for it to crash and burn, plus it’s even worse now than it used to be. BUT the one nice thing about Twitter was that as the hub of Twitterloft, it where the bulk of our listeners were and a fun place for discussion. Tumblr has its charms, but back and forth isn’t among them. We’re tossing around the possibility of starting a Wonderful World of Darklords Discord (Facebook group is more in our comfort zone, tbh, but our Facebook is pretty dead), but we don’t know if there would be any interest.  Thoughts?
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barov-von-zarovich · 1 year
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"Whoever sent the 3 ghosts of Christmas after me, nice try. Im still an asshole and regret nothing!"
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barov-von-zarovich · 1 year
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Happy valentines Day to my beloved Ravenovia, tho I sleep by your side for all eternity in this cyrpt that is not long enough, and I only wish we had more time together.
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barov-von-zarovich · 1 year
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"Got to the edge of Krezk before rotting away to dust this time. I call that progress!"
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barov-von-zarovich · 1 year
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What do @rave-nloft and @ask-the-crimson-king have in common?
In my eyes, they both did nothing wrong.
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lordsothofsithicus · 1 year
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What up my Skellies
When I Slay someone I can now make them get up as one of my Skeleboys I think this is an improvement
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barov-von-zarovich · 1 year
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* The magic that turned Twitterloft into Tumblrloft floods the crypts of Ravenloft until it reaches the Tomb of Barov and Ravenovia. The grave of Barov busts open, and standing there is a very alive Barov Von Zarovich.*
"DADDIES HOME!!!!!"
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