scrolling through twitter vs scrolling through tumblr

it’s a whole different experience

actually shitting my fucking pants over the newest installation in the twitter users moving to tumblr drama.

“this shit made my skin crawl” bitch that was THE POINT how insane do you actually have to be to think that this was unironic in any shape or form.

everyone please thank @evilmario666 for his utter genius if not for him we’d already be inundated in weirdos

People on twitter replying to the Venom 3 news like -- "Why. Who wanted a third one of these"

Meanwhile everyone on tumblr who has replied to my post about it -- "LETS FUCKING GO!!! VENOM THREE BABEYYYY!!!!!"

-- target audience --

I wanted to spend a little more time on this and actually try to be funny, but the squares have already started filling themselves in.

EDIT: Didn't notice I had a duplicate entry. Updated with new addition.

literally the funniest trend ive ever seen

im not sure which is the original

literally the funniest trend ive ever seen

im not sure where this originally came from, but thank you lmao

Prove yourself, Twittypet

based off this

One definite advantage of Tumblr over Twitter is that reblogging is fully tracable by who reblogged from who, so I can properly assign blame

you guys dont get it. twittypets are not called that because they are kittypets. theyre called like that because tumblrclan warriors hate them and see them as weak as kittypets who depend on their twoleg aka their leader to survive.

Meanwhile in Twitterclan….

i didn’t put any effort in2 this I am so sorry

Why do I feel like Tumblr is basically a better version of Twitter?

(Note: I don’t even have twitter and I’ve been on Tumblr for barely a week or two lol)

I think one of the best ways to explain the difference twitter and tumblr is that on twitter they break character every third post whereas on tumblr we commit to the bit so hard we commit federal misdemeanors.

Twitter follows VS. Tumblr follows for the 2020's crowd:

A quick helper lesson for twitter people that are now on tumblr: I know it's DEFINITELY a "culture clash" issue for you [ Twitter peeps ] that you can't understand why you can't get tumblr users to immediately follow you after you follow them. I'm seeing brought up over and over, and let me clear the air for you...

We here on tumblr understand you [ Twitter peeps ] put much of your self-worth on how many people follow you back or follow you at all. We do NOT follow-for-follow on tumblr. We look at your blog. We look at you. If we don't mesh, we don't care if you followed a bunch of us first, we won't follow back. It's not that kind of community vibe here.

We only follow who we are comfy with, and don't give a crap about follow counts. Let me correct myself--we used to, back in the dark ages of 2011-2014. But we all learned collectively, that follow counts are bullshit, and 99% of your followers don't even interact with you or are inactive most of the time. So many of my follows on my rp blogs are dead blogs! I have an "impressive" 3k follow-count over there, but I only have about 20-25 or so blogs that still live and talk with me. So 3k means NOTHING.

We value our core followers that constantly chat with us and interact with us.

So if you all quit or feel rejected after one week of tumblr-ship, because you still only have a follow count that barely reaches 20 people, be patient. We here on tumblr have cultivated followers over the course of years of interaction. Some people still only have a few, and some are strictly private. If you are only on tumblr for fake people following you, maybe this isn't the social platform for you. 🤷‍♀️

That is one of the biggest differences between tumblr and twitter. We pick and choose who we have on our dashes and don't blindly follow just because we want a meaningless number sitting there in the corner, "determining our worth."

We are happy with our circles of friends/followers that interact with us, and that's alright.