Hello again twisted wonderland community!
After being here for two months I have some personal headcannons for some of the twisted wonderland boy
Also some of these will be on crack territory.
Riddle is a sheltered kid, he has mommy issues and the list goes on, I like to think that at a certain time at NRC ( after his overbolt) while still being house warden tries to connect with his inner child. Buying some stuff he wanted as a kid, watched stuff he wasn't allowed as a kid.
Following up on this MAN'S DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE. His mother thought that it was a waste of time, the topic probably was brought up when some Heartslabyul studs where reminiscing on old childhood memories.
Ace: Yeah, see this scar here? I was seven and crashed by bike into the mailbox across my house! Man good times.
Cater: lucky. My mom still had me using training wheels till I was twelve.
Riddle: wait you guys have bikes?
Trey: of course, everyone has them. You know how to ride a bike right Riddle?
Cater: Oh you poor baby.
Ace doesn't let him live it down.
I don't know why but I think he might be lactose intolerant.
Ace also doesn't let him live that down.
Riddle: ACE! how many times so I have to tell you! No Ice cream on the second week of tuesday!
Ace: At least I can enjoy Ice cream!
Riddle: DON'T BRING MY LACTOSE INTOLERANCE INTO THIS!
Ace: Oh really? IS THAT WHY YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK?!
* riddle's overbolt starting*
Man's watch hells kitchen for his own sick amusment, along with Jamil of course!
Probably made it his life goal to beat cooking mama in under one hour.
Named all his cutlery after students at NRC
Made things out of cake to piss people off.
Ace needing to take a shit: OH FUCK! where's the bathroom.
Trey : over here.
Ace: THANKS MAN
* rushes to the bathroom*
Ace not a minute later: HOW IS THE TOILET MADE OUT CAKE?!
Trey laughing like absolute menace that he is.
Shares cooking tips with Jamil.
Puns. I don't know why but. Puns.
After Grim ate all of Trey's tarts.
Riddle: that cat! If we start making tarts now it won't be ready for the unbirthday party!
Trey doing the anime glasses thing: guess you can say.
Riddle : Trey please.
Trey: that is a-
Riddle: Trey Clover you are the only person I trust with my life. We need those tarts, Trey. I'm going to have a break down.
Trey: I'm sorry, it's not the PURRfect time for me to be joking. It's a CATastrophic mess in here.
* Riddle overbolt number 15*
He was that one kid who thought that they were the main protagonist back in highschool.
Gay mentally ill theatre kid.
Has said " Yas" " Slay" " it's the ____ for me. " "You go girlboss" " this shit made my pussy pop. " at least once.
Riddle 's 12 reason why.
Called Riddle a short king once. ( he's not wrong though.)
Really good at makeup.
Says thing out of context some times.
Deuce: you like Jamils cooking huh?
Cater without skipping a beat: It makes my bootyhole itch but I like it.
Has ranked all of the guys in NRC from least attractive to most. (Yes. Even the staff.)
That weird kid that though he was a werewolf when he was 12
Has a Lego set
"Want to see me give Riddle an overblot? Wanna see me do it again?"
Has a dirty mind, can't convince me other wise.
Has a lot of accidents growing up. Fell down the stairs 10 times a year, dislocated a joint in his body. You make it.
One brain cell. Why? Deuce and Yuu( Yasty) are in charge of it.
A huge nerd but doesn't want to admit it.
Is very proud of his mom. Would show her off like a parent showing off their kids.
" my mom made me this shirt for Christmas!, My mom is great at cooking! There was this one time, My mom loves that show! We used to watch everyday when I was a kid! "
He loves his mom so much it's adorable.
He gives me Pokemon fan vibe ( or the Twisted version of it.)
The kind of person singing while doing dishes.
OH BOY I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS.
Laziest motherfucker in the world.
You know when you mom ask you to get something that's literally in arm reach? Leona.
Ruggie purposely puts thing out of arms reach just to get him of his ass.
Leona is unfortunately a very stubborn and petty bitch.
The remote to the tv is in the other room? He liked watching golf anyways, His sandwich on the coffee table? He'll starve I guess, the soda in the cooler? Don't worry he heard about some stupid herbivore survived dehydration with only his piss he'll be fine.
Now Leona isn't that lazy. He can and could get his stuff , he's either doing it to be an Ass, out of pettiness, or sheer spite.
That one person that pick up stuff with their toes.
Has clothes on his bed. Used it for pillows once or twice.
Trick Cheka into doing stuff for him.
Cheka: UNCLE LEONA!
Leona: hello pipsqeak. Wanna play a game?
Leona: I need you to do this dangerous mission for me. But I'm afraid you can't do it... Only a brave cub can. Oh I just don't know-
Cheka: I CAN DO IT! Let me do it uncle Leona, pleeeeeaaaase! I'M a big cub just like you!
Leona: okay here's the list- I mean the the scroll of things you need on your journey young cub, go.
Cheka: THANKS UNCLE!
Ruggie: you gave a child your chores to do.
Jack: wow. What next, your gonna dress him up and make him attend your classes.
Leona: that's actually not a bad Idea.
Ruggie: Don't give him ideas!
As a person that suffer broke bitch syndrome, he has to learn some hacks to survive. I like to think the reason why he doesn't get clothes in his size is because of the money. Why buy a uniform his size, when you can buy a bigger one to last until fourth year.
Believes wasting food is a sin, he doesn't care about your background.
He was that one kid that was like " wow. Can I have some? My mom never let me have that. "
Don't ask his opinion on food especially the taste, ( this man ate dandelions) he'll chug a glass of milk that's a few days gone and still think it's good.
Has eaten weird shit.
Leona: hey Ruggie, what the Fuck are you eating?
Ruggie having the best time in his life: peanut butter and jelly, with m&m and salami. It's great want some?
Leona generally worried: my brother in Christ, that looks like liquid ass.
Ruggie still eating: hahaha, rich people.
Man's know how to sew, find bargains, and spend within a budget.
That one person that won't hesitate taking a hundred million dollar for doing the most devious acts
Azul joking: okay, Ruggie. For a hundred million dollars would you slap either Cheka or Yuu (Yasty)
Ruggie dead serious: in a heart beat.
Azul low-key scared: what.
Ruggie staring Azul dead in the eyes: I'll slap the shit out of either of them. I don't care. Man, woman, child, gay, straight, human, beastmen, grannies or grandpa. I don't care if your gonna die after I slap you. I. NEED. THE. MONEY.
Azul very scared: even your own mother?
Ruggie: even my mama would be proud.
Floyd in the background: naw guppy ain't playin.
Has mega blocks instead of legos
Oh God I don't know much about him shhhhhiiii
Nice boi good boi
Gets call sir more than his name.
Due to him being large for his age he was given more responsibility even when he was young.
Riddle has questioned his life realizing that Jack is one year younger than him.
Is the one in babysitting duties when Cheka is a round.
Remember the " Wake up Hank it's me Connor" meme? That how he wakes up Leona.
A lot of students ask for him to lift them.
Epel trains with Jack all the time. Sees him as a big brother.