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team-mavericks · 6 months

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[ on top of work getting me swamped and training a new guy so I can’t sneak in writing- ]

[ Yesterday my sister called me to tell me our step grandma on our mom’s side died. She had to find out through the obituaries, no one on that side of the family even thought to tell us.

We called her Mimi. And despite growing distant when my sister and I became adults and after our mom died, she still called us on our birthdays. She always had such a warm smile. For her, once you were family, you were always family. I respect her greatly.

The fact that the rest of the family didn’t even think of us means they don’t see us as family anymore. Not that I blame them, I didn’t make much effort to stay connected either. But it does mean I won’t be attending Mimi’s funeral. But I will still make time to visit her grave on my own time.

Because to her, I’m still family. ]

#death tw #ooc (ted talk)#mobile (💩)#my sister and I never knew our real grandma #she died before my parents met #but Mimi was a really good substitute #and from what I gather; a better influence

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chubbyybunnie · 1 year

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Tw: med mentions, symptom/side effect talk, period talk, 💩 talk

So broskis, the vibes are in shambles. I am fragile af, im cramping like a mf, im shitting my goddamned soul out and I feel like I wanna scream, cry, orbit the planet, burst into flames and take a 20 century long nap.

My doctor didnt tell me that stopping Celexa cold turkey would be this intense. Also, idk if its the Focalin or just general anxiety but I feel jittery and shakey af. I cant tell if Im actually shaking or if it just feels like my blood is vibrating.

Also, period nausea sucks. I hate the feeling of nausea but I also hate shitting. My asshole is basically in tatters. The never ending wipe is awful even with flushable wipes... its like wiping a fucking marker.

In conclusion, I wanna fucking combust

#torani singh screams into the void #toranis rambles #torani vents

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sam-winchesters-my-bf55 · 1 year

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TW/ GROSS WARNING: talks of poop 💩💩💩💩

Yall😭😭

I found out recently that I'm lactose intolerant and it's so bad🥲🥲

AND MY DUMBASS FORGOT AND ATE A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH🥲🥲🥲🥲

I think i might end up breaking my toilet bc of how much shit goes into it :[

#voids rambles #it sucks being lactose intolerant #it makes me wanna cru #cru??BAHAHA #i meant cry lol

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rhinorexie · 3 months

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Tw; talk of 💩 and emetophobia🤮

Yesterday I unfortunately had a bowl of chill with cheese and sour crème!!

So I decided to just take a shower a throw it back up. I got just about everything out luckily. But the real question is..

How the actual fuck am I still shitting so much while eating as much as I am?!

#wtf #eating disoder trigger warning #i will reach my ugw #i wanna be weightless #i wanna be skinnier #i will lose weight #i want to ⭐️ve #⭐️ve #⭐️ving #🦋diary #🦋log #🦋rant #please help #how the fuck

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avid-adoxography · 4 months

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💩headcanon!

OK, so! Since I've been given absolute freedom with this one, I think I'm gonna do two: one for an F/O of mine and another for their respective S/I. Because what's more romantic that having our wigs snatched together? jfksabgfjs

Also, spinning roulette guide me through this task, for I can't choose for shit <3c

Edit: it turned out waaay darker than expected, I'm so sorry besties

💩 : An embarrassing headcanon for Lord Bhaltair Kardok -> He can't swim. He's fine with crossing bodies of water or standing/walking in the shallows, but once the water gets near his elbow (the horse one, to be clear) he's out.

It'd be hilarious to think about this huge scary centaur warlord getting flustered by something so small, but instead it's actually really sad once you know the reason why (<- abusive father has entered the chat).

💩 : An embarrassing headcanon for [undone] -> Hopeless fingernail and skin biter, to the point of even drawing blood when she gets particularly stressed or overwhelmed. And being able to turn into a dragon doesn't change a thing: she will gnaw on those claws and you can't stop her (literally). Also...

Under the cut because of TW: pregnancy talk, gore, cannibalism(?). Idk man, I'm gonna put it here just in case. You can stop here dw.

Emoji prompts ask

She was also seen, naked and wide-eyed, as she was feverishly devouring her own placenta over the corpse of her fallen husband after giving birth to their son on the battlefield, cradling him in one arm while sinking her teeth in her bloody meal, crying and disheveled. But, that's a story for another time I guess...

#i do not know what happened here #see that's what happens when you don't let your creative juices flow. they stagnate and rot hfjasbfak #but yeah this one might be one of the most tragic driven ships of mine. everyone is fucked up in their own way and it shows <3c #man. i should get back working on these two... they have so much to tell...#anyway. thanks for the ask! and sorry for the mess. hope you still like it but it's fine if not. i've digged my own grave after all jsfdbdk #also sorry for the dni banner. it's a recurring joke at this point when it comes to my lord kardok. i wish i didn't have to do this. alas.#sootships #avid-answers #avid-theorem #f/o: lord bhaltair kardok #s/i: [undone]

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freakyfatfailure · 6 months

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Tw : Rant, Disordered eating behaviors & disgusting talk about 💩 ...

So ... After that day I BINGE ate ~6000 calories I decided to fast or at least liquid fast until I lose all the water weight, swelling and extra weight I gained from that BINGE ... I wasn't able to fast 100% but I consumed as few calories as I could ... For the 94.3 hours after the BINGE I consumed 11 cups of sweet tea, 1 nescafé black, 5.5 Ice-creams, lax tea, 2 Cherry flavor Halls and 1 Coca-Cola zero ...

I weighted myself ~4~7 times a day ... I was afraid to drink water and I almost didn't drink all day to avoid gaining weight before stipping on the scale ... I kept taking many purgative pills despite not eating that I had awful stomachache and cramps and I couldn't -pass gas- without feeling like my insides were going to spell out of me ... I felt terrible, nauseous, exhausted , irritated and brain fog was unbearable ...

BUT ... I managed to lose the extra weight + 1 kg ...

I wanted to keep going but it started to cause problems ... I could LITERALLY hear the food calling my name -yes I'm really starting to question my sanity too- ...

I ate ... Alot ... Managed to barely stay below 2000 cals but still it's a disgustingly huge number (I can't decide whether to consider it a Binge or a Meta day and it's driving me crazy 🙂🔫)... I feel like I'm gonna throw up, die , faint and 💩 myself at the same time ...

Starting tomorrow I think I'll restart my plan starting from 1200 cals and go down gradually this time to prevent another BINGING LOOP ... Gaining tomorrow is inevitable yet heartbreaking ...

...I just want to saw my mouth shut forever...

Update/Note to self: Eating was a terrible idea ...

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falling-mellow · 10 months

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Aight stupid lil' vent coming through

⚠️TW: mentions of s💀 thoughts

Remember the mom problem?

At first we had not seen each other and hardly spoken for 6 weeks. The only responses I'd get from her were just mean and unreasonable. Later she had even blamed me directly for her s💀 thoughts. She had also done this 2 years ago to my younger brother

Well, this past Thursday, she had come to my group home for a chat with me and a caregiver.

Never apologized for 💩.

Literally tried to change the reasoning for her s💀 thoughts when that was not what she had told me.

She literally was trying to excuse her behaviour and her way of talking to me.

She literally said that she had said these things to us 'bc of her bad past'.

Ma'am.. I do be sorry that you had a 💩 past.. but that doesn't mean you should just continue that 💩 on us?? It's not our fault?? Hello??

Anyways the caregiver was on her side. Very disappointing to hear they allow excusing 💩-talking your children bc of the parents' past like it's our fault..

But then my mom had said that from now on, she'd only allow me in her house ever so often, and for only 1 hour. And assisted. You know, like I am the problem.

I really hate where this has went, I feel very sad, let down and disappointed with her.

I feel like I wanna refrain from calling her 'my mom' any longer. I've been calling her 'that miss from *her hometown*' instead. Feels good. But also bad. But also good. For selfworth reasons 👍👍

#//vent #mommy issues #toxic mom #disappointed #let down #sad #vent #self worth

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laskyy · 2 years

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P1harmony as your boyfriend - Theo version

Genre: fluff

Tw: one mention of kidnapping (all jokes), affection, lmk if I missed anything.

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How you met:

You and Jiung were good friends as you went to school together and really got along since then.

His life was busy, but he always found some time to hang out!

Which why he called you up one morning!!

"Hi! Me and the guys are basically hanging around the practice room, do you want to come by?"

Well, of course you said yes!

You missed your friend and you could now meet the members and visit his company for the first time!

As you were almost ready you remembered..

"He didn't tell me where his company is!?!?"

Way to go Jiung 😍

Now you panicking and were about to call him when you saw he was already trying to do the same

"Hi again! I know I didn't tell you where I was at so I'll send my manager to pick you Up! He's wearing a green shirt just so you know it's him! I'll try to come with but I can't promise anything! Byeeeee!"

Well problem solved!

You were heading out the door when you saw a big black car

You weren't really in the mood to get kidnapped so you kept walking.

"Are you y/n?" the guy driving the car asked through the window

"Yeah?"

"I'm Jiung's manager, you can come in!"

Ok that was weird, but he was wearing a green shirt like Jiung said!

You got in and it was really dark, so you just sat without thinking

"I know I'm comfortable, but we just met!"

AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SIT ON TOP OF A RANDOM GUY ⁉️

"I'M SORRY!!!" You said as you moved away from his lap

He turned on a light on the car and BOY WAS HE HANDSOME!

"I'm Taeyang, and you must be y/n! Jiung couldn't come so I joined our manager!"

And well you were glad he came :)

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How he asked you out:

You and Taeyang had really hit if off and no one could pull you guys apart

Jiung noticed how quickly Theo warmed up to you and decided to point it out

"Hey man, so you and y/n, how's that coming along?"

Theo choked on his spit and turned red

"You know I like them?"

Not Theo thinking he's not obvious lmao

"Yesterday the floor was wet and you layed down for them to not wet their shoes?"

"I'd do the same for any of you guys!"

"Says the guy who made me use my brand new jacket to put on the same wet floor so you could pass?"

"T-that's not true.."

Theo baby it's okay to be a simp 😌

"How do I ask them out?"

Cue Jiung being the advisor and telling him all the details of your ideal date

After this talk it didn't take Taeyang long to ask you out, but well it didn't go as expected.

You were both taking pictures of each other on a calm park and well..

"Y/n can you back yo a little so I can capture you better?"

Guess what!

"What?"

You stepped on dog poo 💩

Theo: 😃😀🙂🤨😐😯😦😧😵

He passed out 🙃

And now cue you being panicked and lightly tapping his face

Theo actually already gained consciousness and kept his eyes closed hoping for a kiss

But he was met with a huge amount of water on his beautiful face :(

"WHAT WAS THAT?"

"Boy, a water bottle!"

"Couldn't you just have kissed m-"

He got the secret out ✨

"Well, it's better to kiss you when you're awake"

"That's true haha-wait you like me too?"

"Yeah? I thought you knew and that was the reason you asked me on this date?"

Well let's say he left the park with red cheeks and lips 🤩

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How he is as a partner:

Honestly, get ready for some roast battles lmao

"I feel busted!": y/n after waking up from a 3 hour sleep because Theo made them watch movies all night

"You look busted too :)": Theo after waking up from a 7 hour sleep as he fell asleep after two movies :D

But it's all with love!

You guys are really best friends just with some more affection!

Constantly kissing your forehead no matter the circumstance.

You get through a difficult day - forehead kiss

You give him a gift - forehead kiss

Your hair looks messy from waking up - forehead kiss

You get it

He loves your hugs as well and when he greets you with one everytime!

Also likes kissing your lips but prefers to do it in private

He doesn't want to get caught by anyone!

He's a shy bean

Likes slow languid kisses that can warm you both up, but doesn't mind short pecks as a way of greeting as well!

One time Keeho caught you guys kissing and he won't leave you alone

"Keeho can you pass me the salt?"

"Can you not make out with y/n in front of me?"

"I jus-"

But besides the teasing the members support your relationship and love you guys together

Jiung also won't give up the fact that your first meeting with Taeyang was what is was ndjjsusjsus

You guys were all watching a movie and there was no more room in the couch

So Theo kindly offered his lap ☺️

Cue Jiung going: "Just like the first time you met"

"Go baby": Theo

And you run off to attack Jiung :)

You guys have bickers but not really huge arguements

Mainly because you cant really stay appart from each other!

Another thing to point out is the fact that Theo is great at comforting you and will have you smiling just by giving you his bright grin that we all love

You: ☹️

Theo: 😄

You: 😃🥰

Overall he is a great boyfriend and is always there for you!

Please love him as much as he loves you 🥺

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#p1harmony #p1harmony fluff #p1h scenarios #p1h imagines #choi taeyang #Taeyang fluff

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