Kinda tough deciding which of your friends get to die, isn't it? Good news is you got this one choom who's already dead - and he'd be honoured to join you on a wild, suicide run. You, me and Arasaka Tower. Kinda sounds like a Eurodyne lyric, I know, but trust me - we'll go fuckin' nova.
— TIME TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 2023
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Federico: You must help him! That pretty face is his only asset!
Ezio: Fottiti! (Go f*ck yourself!)
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besties, beloveds, mutuals please feel free to tag me in your elden ring creations cause the brainrot is hitting rn
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