Ok i love the IDEA of twitblr divorce, but I don't think they were ever actually together?????
Either way, you all are SLEEPING on the AO3 + Tumblr relationship
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aim for my mouth, shoot past my ear
based on this horrible (amazing) post by @baggvinshield
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Tumblr watching my sheepish ass return to my dash now that twitter is down:
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Tumblr and Twitter got divorced and now Tumblr and Firefox are dating
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im having too much fun.
template/ref and no divorce papers version(u see twttrs whole face) under cut. twitter is flying because its not as funny if hes shorter but he must be shorter because twitter is an uwu twink bastard and tumblr is a tall sexyman. (i cant believe i just typed those words) also gave tumblr facial hair cause its hot.
tagging my twitblr inspirations again cause id like them to see this. plus its yalls fault im brainroting like this. @zzoupz @vincepti0n @deathbars also @drxxmingofblue i think youll like this & my other silly twtblr shitpost too
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so like..
is the idea that as a compromise to only having to toggle off tumblr live once a month, you now have this permanent tumblr live icon regardless of ur setting choice stuck to the bottom in the middle of everything in the hopes that i click on it accidentally anyways even though it's clear i don't want it or? where is the NO 100% STOP GIVING ME THIS SHIT I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR POLICIES AND LITERALLY COULD NOT CARE LESS ABOUT TUMBLR LIVE AND WILL NEVER BE INTERESTED IN THIS TYPE OF FEATURE OR FORMAT.
@zingring @photomatt @humans idk how many feedback requests people have to cut tumblr for "no" to just be a valid response here. ppl aren't dumb and see u inching over the line trying to force this on them despite the snooze choice.
what, are there so many ppl snoozing and such a low adoption rate that you know you need to trick users into using it so you can "make number go up" or? 🙄
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so shout out to @meowthefluffy for making tumblr itself a tumblr sexyman. like i think that’s what the world needs
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Here’s my plan: I’m going to read one last fanfic with a South Downs cottage ending and will it to be the gospel truth canon to end all canons and never ever ever look at another GO related anything again until I am surprised SURPRISED! in four years when they drop season 3.
See you tomorrow.
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me, writing what could arguably be called an original short story of two fucked-up murder jock nerd scientists (belonging to @wanderingchocolateeclair) vivisecting a person who was made to be an imposter and has no name (obligatory among us joke) as an allegory and a thinly-disguised sex scene that is only not a sex scene because the said imposter has no sex organs: this is going to be a smash hit with the girlies (it will not be a smash hit)
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Today's "I'm going to Hie to Kolob in a spaceship" is the Brother of Jared's "I'm building the tower of Babel to reach Heaven"
...what if the collapse of twitter is the modern confounding of languages in retribution for spacex
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Twitblr divorce real (based on this post)
@zzoupz thank you for your service 🫡
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You guys shipping two real men who are both straight is really weird and embarrasing. Messi has a whole wife and 3 kids at home and u should respect his sexuality
are you new here, babe?
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if i get suspended for this i will orbit around saturn
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I really wanted to participate
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