Tumgik
#tumblr text memes
nymphpens · 1 year
Text
they should invent a soulmate for me who paints my portrait that rots for my sins
717 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
Myself included tbh
59K notes · View notes
daily--cats · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media
Aww I love black cats ♡
54K notes · View notes
uncanny-tranny · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
Learning to internalize the message above, but art is in all of our bones. If you feel afraid to create art because it won't be "good enough," it's worth it to explore why you feel that fear. Creating art is one of the basic impulses of people, and if you want to create art, then you absolutely must.
10K notes · View notes
daily-spooky · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Artworks by @nemi.official
4K notes · View notes
catchymemes · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
25K notes · View notes
theraddestpotato21 · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
53K notes · View notes
elodieunderglass · 2 months
Text
Horror isekai where Perceiving the Weird Eldritch Thing gets you catapulted into a nightmare labyrinth of puzzle-solving.
I.e Those Who Perceive The Hunt of the Goblin King Must Partake In The Labyrinth and Can Only Be Freed If They Complete It In One Day and One Night. By Fae Law. For Reasons.
But the definition of “perception” clearly needs to be updated because some normal guy simply films the Hunt of the Goblin King Behind Arby’s, and puts it on Facebook -
No, not instagram or TikTok, it’s important that it be Facebook -
Because the rules are pretty clear, “the rules are the rules” as is carved ominously in elvish runes above the grim gate, and the Contract is Sealed. and so therefore the guy and 25 of their most random real-life acquaintances must run the gauntlet together. It’s Some Guy, their immediate neighbors, their first partner’s mom, their friends from hobby Facebook groups (oh this poor guy and their hobbies; the elderly birdwatchers from Facebook and the young up-and-coming drag king community), their random teen kid niece, college friends, a dog who also watched the video, a couple consisting of a woman who is the guy’s Facebook friend and showed her husband the video, and the husband doesn’t even know Some Guy, so he’s in the labyrinth and absolutely furious about being forced to be involved, and they proceed to break up over the course of the puzzle.
It’s important that the narrative keeps trying to be a sexy dark horror isekai! but within this the comedic reality of Catherine, 52, the guy’s horse-riding instructor, being passionately involved in escape-room-style puzzle solving and grappling with minor goblins. They are in fact speedrunning the gauntlet.
The Goblin King finally has to say: all right, actually, I only really set all this up to fuck with one (1) guy at a time, thanks for your willingness to participate, but I think all 25 of you can consider the gauntlet fully run.
And the group would be quite hurt by that. The rules are the rules. We have a contract, actually. Let Catherine cook.
4K notes · View notes
purrvaire · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
they're so in love im gonna throw up real quick
9K notes · View notes
miyukisluv · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
i love insane people
3K notes · View notes
nymphpens · 1 year
Text
why are you calling me "barely tolerable"? what are your intentions? where is your shame? what is your address? can i come over?
118 notes · View notes
carrythatwayt · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
He's been in love for somewhere between 82-13 billion years.
More Aziraphale: Babygirl / Smitten / Help him
6K notes · View notes
jgmartin · 7 months
Text
writing tip #254: call your characters whatever you want because nobody can stop you. take my character Mike Rowhave.
microwave.
his name is microwave-- and believe it or not, this is entirely legal.
7K notes · View notes
daily--cats · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media
Aww look at him ♡
17K notes · View notes
profoundlyyvanilla · 29 days
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
blakbonnet · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
#Boyfriends' Bar & Grill & Edibles dot inc
2K notes · View notes