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I know I’m late but I needed to make this. Also I have a theory as to what happened:
AIR ORCAS
Update: he’s alive ://///
You’ll get him next time air orcas! I believe in you!
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Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.
If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.
If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)
If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.
If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.
If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.
If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.
If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.
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cant believe ive been banned off every platform even depop but have been posting continuously on tumblr since 2009 with not one warning
says a lot about society doesn't it
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❤️💋 HOT GIRLS WATCH HORROR 💋❤️
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