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twilightcitysky · 9 months

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Everything Is Meant (long S2 analysis, part 2)

Part one here

Okay, so that's how I think the pre-creation scene and Gabriel's arc connect to Aziraphale's choice. I also think the ineffable bureaucracy speedrun exists to prove totally different things to Aziraphale and Crowley: Aziraphale loves that they can love each other but notes they have to run away to be together; Crowley sees this and immediately thinks "hey, we can do that too!", forgetting that running away is not a solution Aziraphale has ever been interested in. It's the mentality of an individualist vs a group-oriented mind, and neither of them is necessarily wrong, it's just that their priorities are different and they HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT, which they don't.

Continued analysis under the cut:

3. Let's take the Job minisode. Why include it? We already mentioned that it proves Aziraphale remembers Crowley as an angel, since he mentions it. And he believes Crowley is the same person he always was, and that he doesn't want to harm Job's crops or animals or children. Crowley tries to convince him he's a Big Bad Demon who is all in on this assignment, but fails utterly to kill even a single goat, soooo... Aziraphale comes to the conclusion that he knows what Crowley wants. Alert! Alert! This is a big problem! Crowley says, "What do you know about what I want?" Aziraphale: "I know you." Crowley: "You do not know me." But because Aziraphale got it right this time, he goes ahead assuming he'll always get it right, which is a crucial failure when it comes to the final reckoning. He doesn't ever ASK Crowley what he wants, he just assumes. When you assume you know what someone wants, you usually assume their priorities align with yours... he couldn't be more wrong about that. The Job minisode sets up this dynamic for them, and they never really manage to change it.

The other thing happens at the end of the minisode. Crowley acknowledges two crucial points: 1) he's lonely ("But you said it wasn't!" "I'm a demon. I lied"), 2) he doesn't think Aziraphale would like Hell. Aziraphale DOESN'T like Hell. Aziraphale hates Hell for what they've done to Crowley. He doesn't see Heaven as innocent or benign, but importantly, Heaven has never tried to hurt Crowley directly. They never threatened his safety. They never tortured him (as it's heavily implied that Hell did). Fast forward to the last ten mins of season 2: Aziraphale excited to tell Crowley that he can be an angel again BECAUSE: he never has to go back to Hell. They can never hurt him again, not the way they did before. And he doesn't have to be lonely anymore.

Last point before I leave Job: Crowley has the chance to cause Aziraphale to Fall, here, probably. ("I lied to Heaven to thwart the will of God!" "You did, but I'm not going to tell anybody. Are you? ...good, then nothing has to change.") He doesn't take it. He doesn't want Aziraphale to be a demon. He loves Aziraphale as he is. "Angel" as an affectionate. Aziraphale certainly doesn't use "demon" as a pet name for Crowley. I think they set up this scene to contrast the final one, and show how deeply hurt Crowley is that Aziraphale suggest he change.

4. Moving on to Victorian Scotland. This one confused me at first. I was delighted that they brought back the "the lower you start the more opportunity you have to rise" dialogue from the book, but apart from that I didn't really see the point of it. It seems like the statue of Gabriel and the fact that he and Beelz ended up at that pub in the present were more or less coincidental.

The point, I think, is actually not the girl, but the doctor. He's a person who is trying to do good by working in a system that's deeply flawed, and engaging in questionable moral practices for the greater good. (Cadaver dissection is still an essential part of medical school. You need dead bodies to understand living ones.) He shows Aziraphale a tumor he removed from a child who died, and Aziraphale clutches it to his chest. The camera zooms in and lingers to tell us that this is a guardian through and through. He wants to protect people. He wants to do good with every fiber of his being.

To Crowley, it's enough to just "be an us" with Aziraphale. He doesn't really want anything more than that. That's an issue! For one thing, it fosters unhealthy codependency, and for another, Aziraphale would never be happy without the opportunity to help and protect people. It's an essential part of who he is. Metatron knows that, and he plays Aziraphale like a fiddle. The doctor showed Aziraphale that you can make a difference even in systems that are flawed, and even if you have to do things you'd rather not do. Aziraphale doesn't want to go back to Heaven, but he truly thinks he can change things; thinks he can be a guardian with some real power. In his mind, that's the right thing to do.

Last thing that happens in Scotland: Crowley saves a soul from Hell, arguably, by preventing a suicide. He gets in Big Trouble. Whatever happened to him downstairs resulted in him coming back up, leaning on a cane, and asking Aziraphale to give him holy water. Go back and watch that scene knowing what we know now about the Victorian minisode. Ask yourself how Aziraphale must have felt. He likely blamed himself for what happened, because if he hadn't meddled then they never would have been there in the first place. He knew where Crowley was, and why he was there, and he had to sit with that knowledge for years. He desperately wants Crowley to be safe; is perfectly willing to push him away to keep him safe-- which is what he does do, the minute Crowley gets back.

Now think again about what Metatron offered him. A chance to keep Crowley safe forever. He'd never be harmed again. Aziraphale is going to take that offer, no matter what else is asked of him. He's shown over and over again that he'll sacrifice his own happiness to make sure nothing happens to Crowley. And he'll do it without talking to Crowley about it first, because he is a moron who doesn't know how to use his words. Leading Crowley to assume that Aziraphale doesn't love him. The idiot angel is doing it all out of love, but because he doesn't make himself clear Crowley doesn't know that.

Part 3: Maggie and Nina, and their roles as mirror couple/ Greek chorus!

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #good omens s2 spoilers #good omens meta #aziraphale #crowley #everything is meant #good omens analysis #part 3 tomorrow

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dumbponyboykinnie · 1 month

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how do the outsiders play minecraft and idgaf that they live in the 60s it’s a modern au

pony builds in creative mode and spawns hundreds of animals; once the game bugged and all his animals disappeared and he cried (my younger brother reference); also makes pixel art; scared to turn on survival mode

darry used to be like a professional like he has beaten the enderdragon several times and he loved the game so much but he doesn’t have time to play anymore and he doesn’t check updates so when pony shows him the stuff he built he’s like “since when does minecraft have axolotls” (my older brother reference)

steve puts tnts on other people’s houses in coop and explodes them. especially on poor ponyboy’s houses. steve hasn’t got like a super powerful computer so it freezes all the time he does it. yells and cusses at everyone who plays with him for every little mistake they make but soda can die in lava with full netherite armor and inventory fulled with diamonds and steve won’t say a word

two-bit builds block dicks all over the game world; cant play seriously, usually just goofs around and then dies in lava and gets yelled at bc he loses all the cool stuff steve gave to him to free his own inventory, like all the diamonds and stuff; his fav animal is a sheep and he spawns hundreds of them in pony’s worlds

soda was taught how to play by darry when they were both kids but darry usually did all the work and soda just goofed around and helped him (at least he thought so; and darry loved him too much to tell him that he’s not helping) ; is too bored to do routine things like mining and stuff so he turns on creative mode and takes netherite swords and armor and then turns back to survival mode and goes to fight ender dragon and still dies and complains to everyone

johnny usually finds a village and lives there, adopts animals and names every single one, grows crops, protects the villagers and slowly develops!! he’s a good player in general; sometimes plays together with dally

dally names every dog he adopts tim and has a black cat named johnny, but he did those two things for completely opposite reasons. tries to speedrun the game but always fails and dies accidentally, then screams his lungs out cussing; sometimes plays together with johnny

when johnny and dally play together johnny just does what he usually does and dally wants to show off so when they explore some caves together he’s like “i’ll protect you” and fights with 5 zombies at once and then gets shot by a skeleton and johnny just stands there bc his super old and slow computer is frozen again

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baddiecarl · 8 months

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Streamer! Carl Grimes x Streamer! reader

Like Chandler Riggs, Carl Grimes in a normal world would also totally be a streamer. Here’s a peek into what it might be like to be his streamer crush! (Also I’m pushing a slight resident evil agenda in this, I grew up watching my dad and brother play them and waited with bated breath to actually be able to play them myself! It’s my favorite video game series of all time if you can’t tell lol)

For maximum enjoyment, please watch the clip I put right under this because I referenced it in this story!

“Do I know who (your screen name) is?” Carl says, reading his chat. “No, I’ve never heard of them, gimme a second.” He picks his phone up off his desk and types the name into google, coming up with endless pictures of you playing video games, doing cooking and baking streams, making art, reacting to the memes people made for you, all the things your streams are widely loved for. Realizing he was quiet for longer than he probably should’ve been, he speaks up. “Oh yeah I’ve seen her before, she does awesome resident evil speedruns! I didn’t recognize the name at first, but yeah, I know who she is!”

“Omg he’s blushing!”

“Is bro blushing rn?”

“Looks like no one’s immune to the charms of (y/s/n) lmfao”

The teasing comments poured in while Carl did his best to play it cool and laugh them off, “yeah she’s pretty cute,” he admits through a soft smile as he focuses on the game he was streaming before he looked you up. Teasing chats trickled in every once in a while, but for the most part, the topic was changed completely and by the time the stream was over he had almost forgotten about the situation entirely.

Little did he know that the next day your viewers would also ask you if you knew Carl. Having been a streamer for quite some time you’ve seen a lot of clips of other streamers and you immediately recognized the name Carl. “Oh my god, is that the dude who sucks at fall guys?” You joked as you pulled up the clip of him failing epically at fall guys. “If you get eliminated at this part then you don’t deserve a single win,” he said, seconds before getting eliminated on the exact part he was referring to. “He’s fucking hilarious,” you remarked as you smiled while you watched the video. Well, that didn’t go unnoticed by any of your viewers either.

“She’s straight up giggling and kicking her feet lol”

“He called you cute on his stream yesterday”

Man, did your fans come in clutch or what? Returning to your game, you saved that bit of information for later, knowing that it probably got clipped and posted by now. After you finished up your game and ended the stream you finally got to look up the clip. You couldn’t help but laugh while you watched him read the comments and grow more and more red with each one that came in. “Yeah, she’s pretty cute.” THERE IT IS! HE ACTUALLY SAID IT!! This was all you needed to want to reach out.

A couple of days later, Carl was streaming again as usual when he felt his phone vibrate. A DM from…(y/s/n)?? Holy shit, okay, play it cool. He tried to hide his shock and excitement as he opened the message but still, a goofy smile crept onto his face while he read it.

“Hey, Carl! It’s come to my attention that we have quite a bit of an overlapping fanbase so I thought it’d be a great idea to play a game together sometime! Don’t worry, I won’t ask you to play fall guys ;)”

By the time he was done reading your message, the grin had broken out into a full-blown smile and he hid his nervous and excited laughing behind his hand. To no avail, his viewers saw this immediately and began teasing him, asking if (y/s/n) was making him blush again. “No guys, that’s not it, don’t worry about it,” he said, still trying to hide his bashfulness. Yet, again clocked by his fans, they knew he was lying. But they weren't the only ones who knew he wasn't telling the truth, because you had joined the stream just before you sent your message. You wanted to see him blush just by the sheer mention of you one more time, so you arranged to send it while he was streaming. You were overjoyed to see him pick up his phone, and judging by his reaction you knew he had to have read it.

He’s quiet for a minute while he types on his phone and you watch the text bubble pop up on your phone.

“I’ve noticed the same thing haha! I think that’d be awesome, but for the record, we will be playing fall guys so I can prove I’m not ‘the guy who sucks at fall guys’”

You grinned at his message, not failing to see the humor in the fact that he did the exact thing you did, looking up the clip from your stream where the chat had brought him up. You respond to his message simply and sweetly.

“Fair enough! I get to pick the game we play next time we do it then!”

“Sounds like a deal!” Carl replies, his heart skipping a beat at the implication of you wanting to do a stream with him more than once. Carl’s voice coming from your computer removes your attention from your phone. “Alright sorry about the pause there guys, I had a very important message to respond to,” he says, refocusing on his game all while he's still being teased for his very obvious change in behavior since his phone buzzed. Giggling at him regarding your message as very important, you sat back and watched him play his game, cracking up at the jokes he made. After he wraps up his stream, you’re left sitting at your computer, alone with your thoughts and they’re all about Carl.

About three minutes into zoning out, you're startled by the buzzing of your phone. You unlock your phone to see another DM from Carl.

“Do you think I could have your discord or maybe your phone number if you don't have that? I just thought it might be easier to communicate that way if we’re going to be doing streams together.” How does his nervous dorky voice translate so well through text? It’s almost like you could hear him stammering over asking for your phone number. Doing your best to reassure him, you reply: “I do have discord! But you can have my number too! It’s ***-***-****!”

“Thanks (y/n), I’m really excited about collabing with you! I was kinda shocked to see that you messaged me, even though I’m pretty sure this was orchestrated by our followers lol”

What can you say? Your followers really do come in clutch!

Me again! I hope you guys like this while you wait on the next part of Carl Grimes x Dhampir! reader! Also I hope you enjoyed that clip of Chandler sucking at fall guys, I really wanted to include that in this fic lol

#carl grimes #carl grimes fanfiction #carl grimes imagine #carl grimes x reader #carl grimes x y/n #carl grimes x you #Streamer! Carl Grimes x Streamer! reader #my work

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blacktofade · 12 days

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Gemtho Fortnight Day 7

Prompt: Sparring then fucking. That's it, that's the prompt. (My comedy version of this prompt is Gem is all "well if you lose then you have to eat me out" and Etho gets killed immediately, on purpose. Like, not trying to fight back and failing as usual but fully embracing his end as a speedrun ticket to the pussy.)

cw: nsfw

“I think we should make this interesting,” Gem says, panting quietly, sweat dripping down the small of her back.

Across from her, Etho’s in a similar state, his headband and jacket missing, wooden sword held defensively, but even with his mask covering his mouth, she can tell he’s smiling.

“Diamonds?” Etho presumes and Gem finds herself smiling in return.

“Too simple. It needs to be something that you’ll actually start fighting for.”

His eyes are sharp, watching her. “I’m fighting,” he insists and she laughs.

“God, I hope that’s a lie, because you’re not making it difficult for me at all.”

He takes a step forward, a thinly veiled threat that just makes Gem's smile widen as she moves back, keeping the distance between them.

“We can each think of something we want,” Etho tells her. “Without saying it.”

Gem shakes her head. “I’m not agreeing to anything I don’t know.”

“Why? Are you afraid?”

Gem knows what he’s doing, but even still, he gets under his skin.

“This goes both ways,” she warns. “Don’t start something you can’t finish.”

Etho brings his sword up, clearly ready for their next fight, and Gem’s brain processes a thousand thoughts before settling on just one — what she wants.

“Fine,” she says, and raises her own sword.

True to his word, Etho makes an effort, and Gem’s body sings with the exertion as she gives back the best she can. He’s using what she’s taught him to push her back, to close the space between them and get her on the back foot.

She can see it in his eyes, too — his need to win.

But that’s also his undoing, because the more he wants it, the more she can see his adrenaline start to affect the way he fights. His movements aren’t as clean, he’s too focused on the win, not how to get there.

He leaves himself open to an attack for too long and Gem sighs with exaggerated disappointment as she takes it, knocking him flat on his back on the ground and pressing the tip of her sword to his throat.

“Yield,” she warns and Etho does, nodding and dropping his sword, knowing there’s no way out for him.

He pants heavily, clearly frustrated with himself as he glares up at her.

“You can gloat,” he tells her as she tries to catch her breath, and she smiles and shakes her head.

“I don’t want to gloat, I want what I won.”

She drops her sword beside his and moves to stand over him, one foot either side of his hips.

“Take off your mask,” she tells him, reaching for the button of her pants, and she sees the exact moment it clicks for him.

He scrambles to do as she orders, tossing his mask aside, not seeming to care that it lands in the dirt. He’s too busy watching as she eases her pants and underwear down and off.

When she gets on her knees and straddles his face, his hands clutch at her thighs, tugging as though trying to get her to grind down against his mouth.

Feeling generous, she gives him what he wants, his tongue quick and eager, better at taking her apart than his sword. He could probably even make her beg with it.

He moans, like he’s the one being eaten out, and she rolls her hips, the fingers of one hand tangling in his hair and tugging.

He keeps his eyes open, watching her the whole time, and it makes Gem want to treat him worse. She wants to ruin him, make him submit to her again.

There’s already so much adrenaline coursing through her, she’s buzzing with it, breathing hard.

After months together, he knows what she likes, how she needs it, and she knows it’ll be quick and easy as she rides his tongue.

“This almost makes me think you can read minds,” Gem tells him, inhaling when he focuses on her clit. “If this was what you really wanted the whole time, you should’ve just said.”

He makes a noise against her, some kind of answer that she doesn’t actually care about, too busy enjoying the way it vibrates right where she needs it. She tugs at his hair to make him do it again, and she likes the way it sounds, knowing the whole lower half of his face will be wet by the time they’re through.

He’s drooling, probably enough for it to run down his chin, and she can’t wait to kiss the taste of herself out of his mouth after.

It doesn’t take long before she feels herself slipping, staring down at him, at the straight line of his nose, his eyes, the way his dark roots are starting to grow in. She thinks she loves every part of him, and it’s an epiphany she doesn’t expect to have as he laps at her like that.

“Etho,” she whines, softer than anything else she’s said to him all day, and his brows draw together in concentration as he makes her body ache for him, as he breaks her apart.

She comes, just as easy as she expected, her eyes clenched shut, mouth open on a silent groan, and when she finally drags in a breath, it’s ragged and loud and she folds forward, catching herself with on hand beside Etho’s head.

“Oh god,” she gasps. “Oh.”

He doesn’t relent until she finally finds the strength to lift up, forcing him to stop because he can’t reach.

She hovers there for a moment before easing back, carefully crawling down his body to sprawl out on top of him instead. He’s warm and she rises and falls with every breath he takes, the hot air of it blowing into her hair.

“You’re better at that than you are at fighting,” she tells him and he grunts and curls his arms around her, holding her close.

“Prefer that to fighting,” he admits, and it’s not a surprise, but Gem presses a kiss to his shoulder, through his shirt, feeling lucky to know so much about him now.

When she turns her head and rests it against him, letting the last of the tension leave her body, she can’t help but wonder.

“What were you going to make me do if you’d won?” she asks and Etho hums quietly in a way that she feels through her own chest.

“You won’t believe me now,” he sighs, and she shifts enough to be able to look up at him.

“Try me.”

“I was going to make you let me eat you out.”

Gem lets out a noise of disbelief.

“No you weren’t!” she cries, trying to sit up, even as Etho’s arms tighten around her and he laughs below her. And despite it all, Gem would never want to be anywhere else with anyone else.

#gemtho fortnight #fic

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moon-catto · 2 years

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Shifting into JJK Universe!

I had this crazy dream and decided to write it down but with a little twist sksksk 😃

Warning: none, fluff? Manga spoiler inside!

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I got this crazy dream when I took a nap in the afternoon. I was doing my college assignments that I ignored for weeks. Tomorrow is the deadline so I literally speedrun my essay to prevent me from failing that class.

It was like 5 pm when I finally sent my essay via email to my professor, there's nothing special that time. But somehow the air feels a bit warmer and I can smell the subtle scent of wet grass because my windows are open. I can see the red sky outside where the sun is barely setting.

And something about it moved me. I pulled my chair closer to my window and sat there for a moment. I rested my chin on the windowsill as I enjoyed the light breeze of passing wind hit me gently.

Being a seventh semester student is tiring, I keep running here and there trying to keep everything together when it's clearly falling apart. I was too busy chasing after my diploma to see the world around me.

I forgot that the world can be so… beautiful.

A smile was curved on my face. It may look like a tired smile, but it feels blissful nonetheless. This simple moment is very precious, where I can breathe easily without worrying about my assignments and grades. I can just simply… breathe.

I wasn't tired, no. I have an even more heavy assignment before. This much doesn't tire me or maybe it's because I didn't realize just how tired I am? Perhaps that's why my eyelids feel so heavy right now.

I got a night class later… a light nap won't be a problem, right?

I'm not the type of person who dreams often. If I do, it would be an absurd type of dream, you know? Like the world is falling into a zombie outbreak and I'm the only human left. It usually ended with me running for my dear life with these left4dead zombies chasing for my ass.

Ugh, it was horrible. I don't wanna remember that dream again. Anyway the funny thing is, whenever I have these dreams I would always be able to access a side menu. Like an in-game menu where you can pause the world, resume the dream, skip the dream, or go back to the main menu a.k.a the real world. Of course, I was quick to choose to skip that dream— just to be chased by abnormal titans in another dream.

This time too, I was playing hide and seek with Huggy Wuggy from the Poppy Playtime game in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory (I know. It was a very wild dream). He found out where I hid, so I tried to run away but my body feels so heavy like time got slowed down but that thing— that blue furry monster walked so quickly towards me and was about to eat me.

I screamed but my voice also pitched down because I'm still stuck in the slow down mode. Thanks to my super quick reflexes, I was able to press the side menu and skip the dream/sarcastic.

So that's why now I'm stuck in this white space. I'm finally able to breathe freely and my movement becomes normal.

I was about to fall because of the sudden change in space, but luckily I was held by someone.

"Geez, that scared the hell out of me." The person who held me said, His voice is surprisingly familiar. "You appeared here out of nowhere and screamed like you're getting possessed." He had the audacity to laugh at my misery. I would be throwing hands and legs at him if only I wasn't so shocked at the current moment.

I let out a coughing fit because of the building tension earlier. My chest feels so tight, it's painful. The pain is very vivid, just like when someone punched you right on your chest. "Holy shit. Should have not watched that youtuber gameplay last night." I muttered between coughs.

"Hey, you're okay? You look a bit pale there." He pushed my chin with his thumb to see my face. I squinted my eyes shut, in fear that he had a disfigured face or something. I don't really think I can handle another jumpscare right now.

Sensing my fear, his voice got softer.

"It's okay. You're okay. Nothing is going to happen to you."

I clearly remember the owner of this voice. Is it really him? Can I open my eyes? What if it's not him? I can count the occasions where I fall for this kind of sweet trap in other dreams, it doesn't end well to say the least.

"I promise."

Oh, wow. He sounds very reliable. Why do I feel like crying?

"Aw, look at you." He ruffled my hair. "You're crying. You were that scared?" I can hear him chuckle lightly. "What kind of monster did you see to make you this scared, huh…" Maybe he took pity on my pathetic self, that's why he's pulling me closer to him.

A bump. Is this… his chest? For your information, yes it was hard. Also, boii, you're going to kill me right here.

"Now you're laughing. Aren't you a weird girl." He hummed, he sounded amused even. Figures, he must've never seen such a weirdo in his life.

But No, you don't understand mister. This is the most delightful dream I ever had in my life. Like for real? I don't wanna this to end.

Get a grip. I immediately slapped myself to stop my concerning train of thoughts. Geez, in all of the people I could have met, I have to embarrass myself in front of him.

Ah, now I wish to disappear.

"Quiet now, aren't we?" I can feel his hands trying to remove my hands that covered my face. "Come on, that's not fair. I let you cry on my chest earlier."

After a bit of pulling and tugging, I finally gave up. He's just that irresistible and also very stubborn.

"Now we're talking!" I opened my eyes and was met with his blue ones. "You're feeling better?"

"... Dear lord."

"Ah? Wah! Why are you falling all of a sudden?!"

"I must've saved a nation from a disaster in my previous life…" I was limp in his arms. My body gave up just like that, there's no ounce of power left. My knees shook like a jelly and my vision is getting blurry because of the rush of serotonin in my veins.

"What are you talking about?" He's enjoying this weird situation. He's pulling my noodle arms and twisting my body as if I'm a kind of a marionette. "You're really weird." He says but he's laughing at my pathetic state. Guess being a clown for my whole life can be advantageous sometimes.

"Thank you." He finally let me sit on the white ground. Currently breathing heavily and in denial.

"Hmmmmmmmm…." He leaned closer. I should've known this man doesn't know the concept of personal space. "I've never seen you before." He then clapped his hand in an excited manner. "Then how about introducing ourselves?"

".... Okay."

"Me first! I'm Gojo Satoru! I'm 28 years old and I'm a teacher!" He extended his hand and I accepted it hesitantly, because I was in awe at the size difference of our hands.

"... I'm Y/N…"

"... And?"

"... I'm 21 years old…"

"Uh-huh."

"And uh, I'm a college student."

"Ah, what semester are you in right now?"

"Seventh semester."

"I see, then you will be graduating soon!" He shook my hand vigorously and my whole body also shook following his movement. "Congrats!"

"I haven't graduated yet, why are you congratulating me?" I smiled.

"Because that means I will be the first to congratulate you!"

"Ah, that makes sense."

"So, you're not asking about what major I studied?" He asked with a wiggle on his eyebrows.

"Why should I?"

"Well because I'm a teacher. Isn't it natural to ask what major I studied?"

"Well, yeah." I nodded. "But then, a sorcerer doesn't have to go to college in order to be a Jujutsu teacher, right?"

He made a big surprised O. His expression is very cute, I can't hold back my laugh. "Are you a psychic?!"

"You can say that." I grinned.

"Oh, a sorcerer and a psychic. That would be a dope story." He smiled, his smile could light up the whole continent.

"I bet." I smiled back.

We spent like hours talking about various things. Mostly about our worlds, he's beyond surprised to hear that curses doesn't exist in my world.

"... That would be a perfect place to live." He told me in a rather solemn voice.

"Maybe."

He raised his eyebrows in question.

"Because in my world, some people have to live with something worse than a curse." I smiled bitterly at the thought. "You can say that we're cursed in one way or another."

"...True," he said. I thought he's a nosy person who invades others' personal space as he likes, but he doesn't push further after that.

"Hey, Gojo."

"What?"

"..." I'm hesitating to say this. I know that our time will be over soon and I don't know if I will be able to meet him again. But I always want to say this to him if I can. This is maybe just a dream, but my heart says otherwise— that's why I need to tell him this.

"... What are you going to say?"

"——————."

His eyes widened after hearing my words.

"Be careful." I told him with a sad smile. His surprised face somehow made me feeling hurt. "I don't want you to hurt even more."

Satoru woke up in a cold sweat.

"... Just a dream." It's supposed to be a dream. But why is his heart racing and filled with such uneasiness?

The words from the stranger in his dream keeps haunting his mind even with his hardest effort to forget it.

"Fuck." He bit his lips as the memory of his dream comes back again.

"Suguru Getou is alive but his body is taken over by Noritoshi Kamo."

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#gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #gojo x you #gojo satoru x you #gojou satoru x you #gojou x reader #jjk #gojo Satoru imagines #jjk imagines #jujutsu kaisen imagines #gojo satoru drabble #jujutsu kaisen drabbles #jjk drabbles

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fir3lit3 · 6 months

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11 26 and 27 for the ask game!!

11 - i have a few but im a bit embarrassed to share them lol- ill put a summary of euthanatos in under the cut

26 - A lot of the Brother's Grimm stories and some of Shakesphere's plays. I also like Aristophanes's "The Frog"

27 - The Spiderverse movies, Jaws, and The Truman Show

Here's the sorta summary of Euthanatos/ReaperDream (i did not try on the grammar and his story isnt finished so apologies beforehand);

it is a mistake, something purely accidental. There was no life or death situation, nor was their anything to gain from the fusion. Dream was pretty badly injured due to having most of their body melted by Nightmare's negativity, and was not able to heal himself due to the environment. His soul was not taken by Nightmare, as Ink 'saved' (in his own opinion. Ironically it probably made it worse for Dream's situation) Dream beforehand. speedrun time (aka i don't have this well thought out). After a while, Reaper gets impatient and tries to reap his soul before Dream time actually comes. This is bad since one it was too early and two that was the wrong brother. i dont have the rest thought out past here but now Euthanatos exists through an unwilling soul fusion. They can unfuse but since both reaper and dream arent conscious in that body it's more of Euthanatos's decision. He does not want to, as that means getting 'torn' from his life.

anyways random information about him

he named his scythe Agatha (sadly the scythe is pretty fragile)

His favorite food is (most) flavors of cream pies

(addition to above) Euthanatos has tried making a cream pie before! (he failed miserably but he doesnt know that yet)

They do have some memories of Reaper and Dream, but it's mainly locations and how someone dressed.

(addition to above) he remembers Geno the most, but would rather avoid him

Despite being a reaper (not sans), he is not a God

He is stronger than Dream, not Reaper

it still has an aura, but it 'feels gunky' and wrong (like how your smelling can be overwhelmed by a really nice smelling perfume that makes it 'bad')

He does not have a bow

His positivity is like lava. It moves slow and burns. He has no control over this, and that's what usually causes the most accidents

He has hidden blue and gold eyelights that are shaped like stars (they only appear during 'intense' emotion, negative or not)

Due to being a fusion of two beings that are like polar opposites, his body is very frail and tends to ooze a black 'tar' from holes and joints in the body every now and then

and lastly, he does not wear pants

you should totally ask him questions /j

#tw death #ask

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mandareeboo · 2 years

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Courtney looking up instead of down when dreaming about hell could just be a joke on how people usually look up when singing about their dreams, but what if Courtney’s just subconsciously reaching towards “home” instead of hell. Meaning heaven since she might be a fallen angel

I've been thinking about it a lot, and the more I think the more convinced I am that Courtney is from heaven, or purgatory, or one of the above, and she's simply lying about it to avoid endangering herself. Evidence:

Episode 1: she keeps referring to everyone around her as "fellow demons" but is clearly in another league. She can speak human language, smth we've only seen royals and Hox do. She tries to keep a running commentary with Temeluches. When Temeluches is sealed she's scared of retribution; but why specifically her? There's a whole house of demons. And we see in-show that no one seems to notice Temeluches is gone- they know he's in the neutral plane, but that's it. Could be bc her sealing didn't work tho.

Episode 3: her greatest fear is "not getting home". But she IS home in the vision. She's in hell. In a cage, granted, but in hell. Gives me vibes that she's going to hell to serve out her "punishment" before going Home-Home.

Episode 4: her cuffs block her from the elevator entirely. She can't go up or down. Why would a banished "demon" need to be locked away from Upstairs? If anything, you'd think they'd WANT her up there to get obliterated by angels. Forcing her onto the neutral plane when we know purgatory exists is weird.

Episode 8: Courtney roots for villains, but never Temeluches. You'd think her loyalties would lie with demon royalty, but she never shows interest in global domination. She admires Pauline for cheating the system and is quick to believe her when she says she can take her home.

Episode 9: Whoo boy there's a lot um. The entire song? Courtney clearly doesn't know what demons get up to- she wonders if how they dress and what they eat in her books is REAL. She claims she's "every sin", which if you were a born demon really shouldn't matter- also says demons (like her) deserve to burn. Reaches for the heavens, but that might've been a gag. She tells Barney and Pugsley she "belongs" down below. Her understanding of hell seems very limited, assuming it's one big punishment fest, when we see it's more like a city with extra fucked up nonsense on the side.

There's also the fact that Courtney's wish to go home seems to skyrocket after meeting the gang- she was waiting for Temeluches for 1,000 years, but once she makes friends it's like she can't leave fast enough. It reads as self-punishment to me. Or maybe she wants to speedrun her punishment. Upon realizing it's not what she expected, she gives up and returns.

"I can't go home ever!" when she's been promised to return to hell also feels sus.

(Not episode related but is the only creature we've met seemingly able to seal a possession and do the teleport thing. Idk about the first but we saw the angel do the latter).

When Zagan reveals they're angel cuffs Courtney is confused, not surprised. If she wasn't aware of her background you'd think that'd be a shock and terror moment. Gives me the vibe that when they were placed they lied to her so she wouldn't try to get revenge.

Episode ten: Temeluches offers her diplomatic immunity. Why??? She didn't attack Zagan OR Temeluches. She barely spoke to the first and talked down the latter. But Courtney seems to consider it for a moment, so it's not just bullshit.

This is reaching but the emphasis on the "Pugsley, trust me" also makes me think Courtney might have said smth along the same lines a 1,000 years ago, and either failed or didn't fulfill that promise.

"Families are hard. Don't worry about it." seems to refer to Courtney HAVING a family. The case could be made it's towards Norma, Pugsley, and Barney, but Courtney's never been able to call them family before with her own emotional issues.

TLDR: yeah I'm buying ham-fistedly into this theory. My working idea rn is that the reason the angel is wearing that weird suit in the finale is less of a "be not afraid" concept (it wasn't talking to humans after all) and more bc angels are easy to corrupt when exposed to things outside of their plane. Aka if their suit breaks they turn into what Courtney is. And smth happened that busted Courtney's suit, so she was banished and told they were demon cuffs to keep her busy.

#Ask #Question Mandar #randox-talore #Dead End: Paranormal Park #DEPP Analysis #Courtney the Demon

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bloggingbrin · 4 years

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Repost note: When I originally published this article it had some nice gifs. I'm sorry but they are lost to time and space. Hopefully you can just imagine them in your head. Love, Brin.

0) What is Magnetizer

It’s a small game that I made for a 3 hour jam. I really liked the core concept and wanted to expand upon it. It was a platformer, but you are a magnet.

I decided to go with a minimalist approach to the gameplay. Essentially there we no other mechanics added to the game.

This meant that what I wanted to do during the next few wees of development was: – Make the game as juicy as possible – Create levels that use the core mechanic in a lot of unique ways – Create a good pacing for the game – Work on “supplemental” features (saving, high-scores, achievements…)

1) What went right

I really wanna pat myself on the back here, but I think **visual juice*** was something that I did a good job with. What was just a block spinning later becoming a loving rectangle that wiggeled and waggled based on the player’s input, squished when it hit a wall and splatted the floor with color when it hit an obstacle.

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Towards the end of the development I really hit the home run. Thanks to a friends encouragement I added eyes and a mouth to the magnet. While this is recommended even in the classic “juice it or lose it” I didn’t want o do it at first. I didn’t want to “commercialize” the game. I felt like doing that would ruin the minimalist aesthetic of simple

Besides this being juicy visually, I think the core mechanic of the game was really strong and I am happy that I did not succumb to feature creep. Good job me, stay lazy on feature implementation 🙂

*I believe that I could have done a much better job at audio juice as well, however, for my next project I have an audio god on my side so that’s gonna be covered.

2) What went bad

Online stuff is hard.

When I uploaded the game to itch.io I had a high-score system that used google forms as a “back-end”. It would send data to a google form when a speedrun was completed that would submit it to a spreadsheet.

This spreadsheet was supposed to act as a sort of back-end system for the high-score that the game would pull data from.

This was a solid plan and maybe someone with more programming knowledge would be able to execute on it easily. However, I was f*ing lost. I lost about a week of development time trying to get this work, to no avail.

In the end the itch version linked to the spreadsheet instead of having an in-game high-score. This broke half way through and I don’t know how to fix it. The newgrounds version ended up using their built in highscore system, which worked quite well. Occasionally it reports an impossible time like 10 seconds, no clue how but hey I can manually remove those times so that’s nice.

Level design

Level design is also hard. I felt like one of the goals I was not able to achieve was teaching the player how to correctly play the game. From anecdotal evidence, players usually have the most trouble at level 4.

They are required to spin and then, spin again while still using the momentum from the first push, to travel further vertically. This is a core concept of the game that is used in other levels to allow the player to finish the level faster or to reach some of the hearts.

In my anecdotal user testing players completed this level without understanding what they did or they failed to complete the level.

I tried to amend this by introducing level tittles, this one being “Two spins = high jumps”. However, this was really dirty and the level itself didn’t really teach that to the player.

Reflectively, I should have put more of the obstacles that require the same trick to get the player to “get it”.

3) What I’ll do next time

A few bullet points for myself:

I will do even more playtesting

I will spend more time creating levels

I won’t waste time on high-score systems

Make sure that my code base won’t be super messy

Throw away the 3 hour prototype, build it from scratch next time!

Got to the end? Thanks for reading!

Now go play my damn game.

#brindoes #blogging #postmortem #gamedev

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yourlocalguidinglight · 1 year

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Hmm. Perhaps. To say I wouldn't explore an abandoned hotel for entertainment would be hypocritical.

Yes! I'm... Well, it's not often I dare to talk to others. But when I do, I usually have questions to ask. I like learning things about others. It's entertaining and almost relaxing.

I don't think that sounds very fun either! Well being hunted is never fun. 'Quite the dirt on others?' Sounds like him for sure.

I'm glad you can talk to the other entities, it must help things feel less lonely. If it's lonely at all. It's nice to hear about it, too. I've always preferred to listen rather than speak myself.

And now, for more questions!

Who's the most interesting traveller you met? Do any of them try to talk to you? Has anyone tried to attack back against the other entities or damage the hotel?

That's multiple questions in one, but of course. Don't feel pressured to answer anything you're uncomfortable answering!

Halt is... Bothersome. Hm? I've heard they've been called a 'speedrun killer.' Whatever that means. Oh well.

-Shooting Stars Anon

Ah. We, rarely get to have a two-sided conversation with Travelers...if at all. So we can't say based on our experiences. But, we have seen them act.

All of the Visitors are quite interesting. None of them are boring in any way, even the more..."causal" ones. The Travelers in groups are my favourite to guide, especially when they seem as though they never knew eachother till now.

...Many have. Oh, so many tried to reach out to us after death. So many wanted to know who we are, what we are. Though none could hold a stable chat for long. It's funny, we're often the one reaching out, no?

We guess the name 'Guiding Light' is fitting. They only seem to be able to see us as light. Some thank us when we show them where to go, what to grab. Some mumble a curse or a question, some ask the others if they're messing with them...it's amusing.

Many tried, & failed. Horribly. Damaging the Hotel is a death sentence, either by one of its permanent residents, or the building themselves. As for the Entities...well, they know how to fight. Some don't have a stable body, or one at all. So it's...safe to say fighting them isn't wise.

Speedrun? Isn't it that silly thing the Travelers do where they try & get through the Hotel as fast as possible?

#the light will lit your answers [ asks ]#shooting stars anon

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bowlerhatwearer · 1 year

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Has Nikolai ever tried to speedrun a game?

Greetings Anon ^^

I think he did try it a few times, but either way failed because he had died too often in the game, or didn't know how to use bugs and glitches to speedrun.

Nikolai for now, does not have the skill to think a few parallel universes ahead or to "half press" a button. (Based on that one Super Mario Speedrun video that was popular a few months ago.)

So usually he takes his time to play trough a game, wanting to enjoy it, rather than feeling stressed for wanting to break a record.

Yours sincerely

Bowler

#RKZ #Roadkillerz #RKZ OC #Roadkillerz OC #Nikolai Akdow RKZ #Nikolai Akdow #Ask #Anonymous #Anon

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spinji · 2 years

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Quirkless AU where all of the villains are twitch streamers:

Shigaraki has a big following but is infamously hated, including by his own fans.

He gets trolled constantly and donation comments are almost always to mock him.

Because his reactions when he gets riled up (which is not hard) are pure gold.

Fail and rage compilations abound.

He mostly plays RPGs but occasionally gets tricked into playing horror games like DDLC.

He hates getting scared but refuses to stop until he finishes the game just to stick it to whoever recommended it.

Kurogiri will constantly walk into his room to check on him and ask things.

He hates that too.

Not because of Kurogiri inquiring if he wants some piping hot pizza rolls, mind you.

But because his chat will never shut the fuck up whenever Kurogiri peers into frame.

They call him Shadow Man because the shitty lighting in Tomura’s room makes it impossible to make out his features.

He eventually needs to cave and make a Kurogiri emote just so everyone stops donating just to say “are you winning son?” or “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft”.

They still do it, even when they promised they wouldn’t if he made the emote.

Kurogiri eventually takes up streaming too, just for fun.

He goes live very rarely but most of Shig’s audience starts following him the moment they find out.

He’s usually very quiet and pretty much only plays tactical games.

Yet he gets more positive reception than Tomura.

He doesn’t have a webcam though, so his face is still a mystery.

Toga is a classic, unhinged e-girl.

Does her makeup before every stream, has a cute as fuck room, and a cat ear headset.

Only plays the most violent shit ever published.

Mortal Kombat, Hatred, the works.

If it’s gotten banned from Twitch for violence/gore she has still tried to play it live.

She has a merch line of pastel animal patterns, but the animals are all bloody, mangled corpses.

People love it anyway so whateves.

Absolutely sold gamer girl bathwater and she is making bank.

Easily the most popular out of the whole league.

Dabi is an overachiever fuckwit.

All of his streams are speedrun records, soulsborne games, or those old flash rage games that were specifically designed to be impossible or unfair.

The difficulty never fucking fazes him, and everything he does is impressive but he’s so calm and smug about it that it’s actually kind of infuriating to see him play so well.

In earlier archives you can occasionally hear Enji yelling at Shoto or Natsu in the background and he just lets out an annoyed sigh.

In his current streams, Hawks will occasionally saunter by the camera in just a tanktop and boxers, looking like a fucking mess.

It always results in a chorus of fried chicken emojis from chat.

Dabi never acknowledges it.

Twice plays just about anything. He gives no shit about what games are well reviewed or brand new.

He will pick up a mediocre licensed game from 2006 and it’s the best.

He just fucks around and has a good time.

Tends to start and end his streams very abruptly, catching one live is hard and very sought after by his fans.

He has a soundboard and spams it constantly.

He and Toga collab for silly co-op games a lot.

It’s the only time you can find Toga playing games that aren’t gory.

Spinner plays almost exclusively driving games.

Claims that these games are how he learned how to drive IRL.

He’s oddly proud of it when he really shouldn't be.

He’s also very passionate when it comes to his opinions on said games.

Gets really pissed if you even insinuate that every Forza game is exactly the same.

So of course he gets shit disturbers in his chat who do exactly that.

He goes on a rant and blocks them immediately.

He and every other league member has played the FNAF games.

Shigaraki is the only one that doesn’t love it.

Spinner specifically gets absorbed in the lore.

Maybe a little too much.

Compress is a V-tuber instead of using a standard webcam setup.

He has the most distinct persona separate from his regular personality.

His reactions to things are always so over the top and odd that you can’t help but enjoy it.

About a year into gaining a following, he started constructing a really convoluted lore around his character.

His fans love it and he’s constantly receiving fanart and watching theory videos about himself in his downtime.

It gives him a good chuckle.

Stain is still a creepy mother fucker.

He’s always rambling about purges and the blood of the weak.

But he’s weirdly really good at rhythm games??

He flips out if he misses a single note.

Most people only watch him out of morbid curiosity.

Any laugh you get from watching him is an uncomfortable one.

Overhaul is the one that seems like the most normal person.

At least among this weird group of loosely acquainted fuckwads.

He doesn’t have particularly strong reactions.

He plays most of the new critically acclaimed games and gives his thoughts on them.

The more interesting thing is his community.

That is absolutely convinced he is a serial killer.

There is a subreddit entirely dedicated to collecting evidence to support this theory.

Random banging noises caught on his mic.

Shadows of people out of frame even though he claims to live alone.

One time he needed to end a stream abruptly and didn’t say why and they went nuts over it.

Chisaki eventually needed to make a public statement to address the rumors.

No one fucking believed him.

Exposed videos are still trickling out to this day.

Gentle is mostly an IRL streamer.

A bad one at that.

But he sometimes shakes things up by playing solitaire on stream.

He has 12 followers.

La Brava is currently minting Gentle NFTs

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the-final-sif · 2 years

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My other AU I mentioned yesterday was my own Dreamon AU. I think a lot of Dreamon AUs are cool, but the part that I always get hung up on is why. Frankly it’s what gets me hung up on demononic possession in general. What’s the point of it all? Just to start chaos? Just to hurt people? To what end?

Well, I thought about it for awhile and ended up coming up with an answer of sorts; “Dreamons” or demons are parasites that infect hosts and feed off of them before taking control of their life in order to infect the people who are emotionally close to the host. This allows for reproduction and for the parasite to spread itself further.

Going with a sort of realistic-minecraft style, close relationships between players create connections in code that a specific kind of dreamon (akin to a computer virus) can exploit to infect other players regardless of physical distance between the host and infectee.

It can even infect these players across servers, and added to the fact that this type heavily prefers to infect admins, it’s particularly deadly.

The process usually takes a month or two for the dreamon to prepare the other players for infection, and then in a period of a few hours it exploits the connections and wipes out anywhere from hundreds to thousands of players.

At that point, a select few number of those players have their physical bodies used like puppets to move to new servers and infect new admins.

c!Dream gets infected not long after he opens up his own server, he doesn’t realize it until it’s too late. Until he’s lost most control over his body.

He’s trapped inside his own head with the Dreamon, with only very limited bursts of control.

Dream realizes very quickly that he’s in the worst case scenario. He’s heard storiesof dreamons like this, and he knows what happens next.

Past admins have tried everything. Every cure, every combination of potions, every attempt to rip the Dreamon from their code. Nothing has had success in the past. Nothing saved their servers.

But c!Dream has something that no admin facing this challenge before him had:

A willingness to commit to incredibly stupid sounding impluses regardless of the cost to his wellbeing.

Because listen, he doesn't have zero control, he just has very little control.

And sure, he could probably communicate that's he's infectes to the rest of the server, even if the Dreamon would fight him on that.

They could try to do the impossible and find a cure, and most likely fail.

Or, Dream could speedrun ruining every relationship he's ever had so the Dreamon loses the ability to infect others.

Is it a sane plan?

No.

Does Dream have any real idea how he's going to pull it off?

Also no.

But goddamn it, Dream is going to try! He has to. Because if he does nothing, quite literally everyone whose ever loved him dies.

#dreamons #c!dream #demonic possession #dream smp #dsmp #the dreamon hates all of this btw #but the thing is #it doesn't want to be detected #because after the first little while #when Dream initially tanks his relationships #the Dreamon doesn't really know what to do #Dream manages to convince it that his friends would send him to limbo to avoid infection #and also manages to create DreamXD to lock away his own admin abilities #now the dreamon usually infects admins specifically so it doesn't have to fear death #but without admin abilities #it actually doesn't know if it could avoid limbo #(also a new concept compared to normal server deaths)#so Dream can grab control of the meat suit for a minute #say something fucked up #and then the Dreamon has to try to 'yes #and' him #in the Weirdest improv game of all times #sif speaks #my headcanons #dreamon improv au #anyways I mostly like this AU because it means most of c!dream's actions are still kind of his #but it's got a purpose behind it

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ramblingsekai · 2 years

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I’ve always wondered something. How did like Kohane’s classmates react to Kohane’s glow up in the main story?

At first Kohane is the quiet, shy girl who most likely hid behind her hair and glasses and only talked to Minori and maybe Shiho sometimes. It doesn’t seem like Kohane had a lot of friends at Miya (the school, I’m not typing that whole name), before the school trip event (on JP server). She also didn’t know anyone at Kamiyama before meeting An. So she was probably a lonely person too. At some point she starts seeming happier (after meeting An), sad for a little bit (the failed stage performance bc of Kotaro), and then one day, she just shows up looking completely different.

She cut her hair, she’s wearing contacts now, and she seems more confident and probably standing up straighter. In an area convo w/ Akito later on, he tries to get her to look up more while walking so that’s something that probably happens over time, as well as making more eye contact over time. So her classmates (not Minori and Shiho since she probably told them what’s been happening in her life), probably assume that she just had a makeover or something. I like to HC that she has her street clothes with her and once the school day ends, she changes in the bathroom and then goes to Weekend Garage or something afterwards. So ppl see her street clothes, and are like whoa didn’t expect that. Her street clothes are very Kohane-style, but if you don’t know her that well it’s probably still jarring.

Here’s the HC I really wanted to get to. One day, An decides to go visit Miya to surprise Kohane and pick her up/hang out after school, but then Toya asks her if he can tag along since Tsukasa asked him to deliver a message to Saki (and we know Tsukasa has left his phone behind before *cough*dollevent*cough*). Toya also just wants to say Hi to Saki since I like to think they are kinda childhood friends too. Akito just comes too bc him and Toya are a package deal lol.

So school is over at Miya, and everyone just sees these 3 Kamiyama students standing outside by the gate. Now according to the rules of anime, like these 3 are probably very shocking to see for the Miya girls. You’ve got the stoic and coolish guy in Toya, the stand-offish, bad boy energy from Akito, and the bright/stylish/cool girl energy from An. So these like 3 incredibly cool and/or intimidating people are standing together by the gate and ppl are just like why are they here, who are they here for? And then shy, but glow-ed up Kohane just runs over to them and starts chatting with them as if it were nothing. An probably just throws her arm over Kohane or hugs her or something touchy-feely lol. Things start clicking together. Maybe some ppl are concerned, is Kohane hanging out w/ a bad crowd/is she being bullied,etc?

And then bc of the commotion Leo/need and MMJ pop up too. Toya calls out to Saki to tell her Tsukasa’s message and she just bounces up to him to chat for a bit. And Toya is smiling a little and suddenly he’s not that cold looking. The rest of Leo/need chat with him too since they’re kinda curious about Tsukasa and Saki’s friend. Airi also comes over to say Hi to Akito since he’s Ena’s little bro and she wants to probably know how he’s doing/how’s Ena doing/what did she think of this shop/etc. and Akito just can’t brush her off so he indulges Airi (and is trying to speedrun the conversation since he is probably more aware of the crowd of girls watching all of them than Toya and An). Shizuku also probably asks some stuff too since she also became somewhat friends with Ena after the picnic event. The other half of MMJ, Haruka and Minori, are also chatting with An and Kohane. And we see An and Haruka bantering with each other which is also shocking to the population of Miya since Haruka is usually so polite.

Maybe Shizuku also wonders over to Saki and Toya’s convo since maybe she had heard about Toya from Tsukasa at some point (idk if Toya would have had the chance to talk to Shizuku but we’re here now) and they also sort of bond over Tsukasa’s weirdness.

At some point, the more socially conscious ppl like maybe Akito, Airi, Shiho, Honami, and/or Haruka realize they’re blocking the gate and either they decide to move somewhere else or disband for the day since they’re all probably busy with something.

(I’m so sorry Mafuyu but I couldn’t figure out how to make you interact with any of these ppl without the other 25 ji members there. Maybe Shizuku could have tried to convince her but it’s unlikely that it would work).

Now you maybe wondering why I made this scenario. Bc if Kohane can visit the Kamiyama school, then the Kamiyama students can visit Miya. And I want more interactions. So I pushed all of the characters I could think of together.

I swear I feel like I’m forgetting some ppl, but this is all my brain could churn out. Anyways, thoughts? Got something wrong? Let me know. Thanks for reading!

#project sekai #project sekai rambles #vivid bad squad #more more jump #leo/need #kohane azusawa #HA NO KEN AGAIN I'M ON A ROLL GUYS

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denkineptune · 3 years

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mha date headcanons- boys and girls :))

♡ request: “i love ur blog already, ur writing is so good!!! im so excited to see the content u’ll be posting !! :D since ur taking requests, how abt some date headcanons for the mha boys (or girls if u want!) ?” - @dianangels

♡ thank you for letting me write girls aaa i chose to do some as first date hc. it was kinda hard to keep jirou’s gn because i wanted to reference wlw stereotypes but i succeeded in gender-neutral because i want everyone to be able to enjoy

♡ dedicating part of this to @anxious-botanist because she’s the one who inspired the momo cuddles hehe sorry it took so long

♡ fic details: headcanons, fluff, gender-neutral reader, 2nd pov

characters: kaminari, amajiki, jirou, ashido, yaoyorozu

kaminari- arcade

↠AR C ADE DA T E

↠you hear me??? arcade!! date!! ideal man, right here, someone claim him immediately or else i will be forced to take ownership

↠he’s super laid back and chill, pretty childish at heart. he only means the best, though, so i think an arcade is exactly what he would go for when taking you on a date! he doesn’t have a lot of money but still wants you to go home with something to remember the date by

↠he buys like $50 worth of tokens and splits it between the two of you, making sure that he tells you which games give the most tickets, because he’s definitely been here enough times to remember

↠his favorite game is either crossy roads or the big bass wheel- he loves crossy roads because of how cute the style is, but also there is impending stress and levels of d o o m as you progress further. big bass wheel is basically just gambling, and i think he’s yumeko jabami.

↠he hacks games to make you win sometimes,, his quirk is bascially designed to do this. it’s like he was born just to take you out on this arcade date. he uses his quirk to short circuit the game and trick the computer into giving you hundreds of tickets

↠he just wants to make you happy and see you smile!! there’s not a feeling quite like succeeding at something as silly as an arcade game, but there’s a certain pride to it that he loves seeing on your face.

↠kaminari only does it a few times, since he knows that you should be earning your prizes ((not that you know when he does it, he’s really cheeky about it))

↠playyyy multiplayers with him! he loves DDR (dance dance revolution)- you do multiple rounds and are equally exhausted by the end of it akdflad you may not be good, and tbh neither is denki, but you still have fun, which is what matters

↠he also loves taking photobooth pictures, he puts on the most horrendous filters and does the dumbest poses, but it’s so adorable. he does the typical one smile, one “serious”, one silly face, one kith > <

↠kami gets cocky,,, it’s just how he is,, he gets overly confident whether or not he’s been on a winstreak

“heyy, y/n! look at my speedrun on this, i’m getting so many tickets, i’ll be able to get a house by the end of it!”

↠and then he CAN’T because he doesn’t get the jackpot eghgdhgeh

↠by the end of the day, you’ve spent hours at the arcade, laughing and screaming with denki as you terrorize the small children. yes, he’s that kind of guy

↠by “terrorize”, i don’t mean like a bully, but he’s unintentionally intimidating kids with his pockets overflowing with ticket chains, a crazed look on his face as he goes absolutely ham on the shooting games

↠there’s electricity coming off of him, kids sometimes have to dodge it when passing by

↠so anyways, by the end of the date, you’re basically being kicked out of the arcade, because, as kami puts it,

“we were here when it opened and i’ll be damned if we’re not here when it closes,”

↠between the two of you, you’ve aquired tens of thousands of tickets??? the employees probably hate y’all, they had to count those beasts of ticket rolls you’ve accumulated during the 10 hours the arcade was open

↠exactly 62,069 tickets (69 go brrr- kaminari’s brain), and you can basically buy the arcade with that currency

↠but here’s the thing: he lets you spend all of it. you heard me, all. of. it. he just wants to see you happy, and the best way he can think of to get a final glorious memory of your smile is to let you spend the tickets as you see fit, this generosity just to see you glowing as you walk out of the building, arms chock full of amazing junk

↠but of course, you’d feel bad if you spent all of it, especially since he was the one who took you out, so you offered him the half of the tickets that were won

“denki, you won most of these with your amAzINg gaming skills, it’s only fair you get to have something too,”

“my prize will be seeing you- your- your-- aw fuck, i forgot the line, it’ll come back to me, just give me a minute.”

↠he tried to be smooth and it failed, but you chuckled at the attempt, so all around, he considered it a success

↠denki gets a lot of dumb things that will probably end up being thrown away soon, but he also gets you a very soft bat stuffed animal that you should treasure and keep forever

amajiki- a walk and picnic in a japanese garden

↠tamaki is very shy, very socially anxious. he’s the kind to wait for people to leave a section of a store before he goes there, purposely do his errands in the early morning to limit social interaction, and find any excuse to leave a situation. which, tbh, isn’t that all of us?

↠let’s be honest here, if it wasn’t y’alls first date, he’d probably not go anywhere. as long as he’s with you, he doesn’t really care for anything too fancy

↠but he’s convinced himself that he needs to do something reasonably big for your first date to make sure you don’t regret your decision to go out with him. so instead of deciding to stay in, he goes somewhere that’s only slightly anxious for him, but where he still feels comfortable

↠so he’s decided on a japanese tsukiyama garden! these places are beautiful by design, not cheap but not too expensive, and people are obligated by rules to be quiet and keep their hands to themselves

↠nobody goes to a garden to socialize, in fact, i’d argue most people go just to look around, rest, and clear their heads. there’s usually not any screaming children, no quirk usage, no villains, it’s a little safe haven.

↠bonus: there’s butterflies :))

↠it’s so peaceful, and he gets to focus on you instead of whatever loud noise is making him anxious

↠he brings a picnic basket filled with all your favorite foods, and his! he makes a show out of displaying what he can manifest with different snacks, making a point to eat edible seeds so he can produce flowers for you 🥺🥺🥺

↠you walk around the garden for a few hours, marveling at the decor and how well-maintained everything is. there’s a koi pond, hanging wisteria trees, and multiple gazebos that create a really comfortable and calm environment

↠speaking of koi ponds, amajiki offers to buy you food so you can feed the fish! you stand on a bridge above the pond, sharing the container with him. the sMILE on his face when he watches you throw the food is so pure i’m-

↠he’s the walking embodiment of “uwu”- his face is so calm and his eyes are shining and he can feel his heart swelling with love i am GOING to cry my eyes out

↠but honestly, he wishes he could stay in this moment forever- you’re happy, he’s happy, and it feels like you two are the only people in the universe. right now, he doesn’t have to worry about school, villain attacks, his future, or anything that makes him anxious; all that he can see right now is how beautiful and at peace you look. he took you out today, and you’re enjoying yourself. this is one of the few things that makes him confident: knowing that he’s able to make you happy

↠tamaki is silently celebrating; you’ve had a good time and he didn’t freak out, so it’s the best possible scenario!

ashido- rollerskating! ((look at her she’s adorable the smile n the eyes aaa))

↠mina is a very energetic and bubbly person, its quite obvious if you’ve spent any amount of time around her

↠for your first date with her, she’d already have a location in mind!!

↠the atmosphere of rollerskating rinks is so electric, she can’t help but feel happy there, and she wants to experience that lovely feeling with you, too :))

↠you enter the rink, and mina is already borderline bouncing off the walls alskdfj

↠whether or not you’ve ever skated before, ashido is super cautious with you- multiple times she’s fallen on her butt while learning how to skate, so unless you’re a pro, she’s watching your every move to make sure you don’t get hurt

“y/n! please be careful- you’re not getting hurt on my watch!”

↠she jabs a thumb in her direction proudly, with the cutest bigass grin on her face awh 🥺🥺🥺she’s really enthusiastic about sharing one of her passions with you

“try to balance, alright? don’t put too much weight on your heel or toes, because then you’ll fall on your butt. here, take my hand and i’ll help you! hey, there you go, you’re doing great!”

↠she pays for everything and will WRESTLE you if you try to disagree aldkfa if you’re the type of person to pay for everything as well, y’all are going to have to fight; mina will not give up

↠ashido comes here a lot, so she’s friendly with all the employees, she has the uncanny ability to make friends wherever she goes ((i mean she’s friends with bakugou,, if she can do that,, she can do anything))

↠she takes one of your hands and backs onto the rink, watching for anyone behind her. once you’re balanced properly, she shows you how to move your feet so that the two of you are in sync

↠skating isn’t super hard to figure out, it’s mostly intuitive, so you’ll get the hang of it quite quickly!! maybe you’re not too fast, but it’s still fun, so it doesn’t matter

↠while you’re moving with care, making sure to focus on your footwork, mina will definitely take the chance to show off her skating skills! she’s moving like crazy, weaving around other people and nearly toppling them over but shh she’s trying to impress you and if i’m being honest??? she’s really fucking good aldkdf

↠it’s obvious that she loves this hobby, and the fact that she likes you enough to share it with you on your first date is so adorable aaaa

↠mina’s really agile- you don’t know if that’s all the hero training or just something that comes naturally, but the way she moves makes skating look like the easiest goddamn thing in the world-

↠she’s such a romantic, she’s definitely put in a request for the dj to play your favorite song, no matter if it fits the mood or not

↠heavy rock? sure!! as long as you’re having fun, who cares about what other people think? super vulgar rap?? w h y n o t ? !

↠she just has that extroverted, positive, charming energy that’s infectious

↠you can’t help but feel at ease around her, she’s a genuinely a great person, and what you think the epitome of a hero is

↠all ashido really wants here is to have fun with you- i mean she really likes you, and hopes that she’ll get to go on another date w/ you, so she’s doing everything in her power to woo u

↠and you’d be lying if you said it wasn’t working 🥺👉👈

jirou- hanging out in her room

↠kyouka jirou, being the more introverted person she is, wouldn’t really want to go somewhere super public, like mina would

↠i also believe that she’d want to be friends (or at least acquaintances) with you before asking you on a date- she’s easily annoyed by people, so i think that she’d need to be comfortable around you if she was to be romantically interested

↠and you’ve ticked all these boxes! you understand her sarcastic, blunt personality, and find it pretty amusing. beyond all that, she’s kind and caring, and deep down, she aspires to be a hero for all the right reasons. who wouldn’t love her for that?

↠so for your first date with kyouka, i think she’d want to be somewhere quiet and intimate with you. she wouldn’t want any interruptions ((specifically from jammingyay, who enjoys butting his head in other peoples’ business))

↠the most comfortable place for her would be her room, since it’s really just an extension of her personality, and since you’re quite close, she’d be okay with letting you in her private space. she trusts you.

↠just two guys bein dudes 🤠 ((if you’re a girl, it’s just sappho and her friend--))

↠music is one of the biggest things in jirou’s life, and i think she’d want to share it with you. that is, if you’d let her :)) she has dozens of different instruments, so if you want to attempt to learn something, she’d be totally down!!

↠please show her what kind of music you’re into! no matter what it is, she’ll listen to it. she wants to get to know what kind of person you are when you’re not around other people, and music is a great way to do that. even if you don’t have the same taste as her, she wouldn’t mind, since a) she’ll listen to pretty much anything, she’s not picky; and b) it’s something that you’re showing her, and that’s enough to make her happy

↠she’s not a very formal person, so i think she’d just want to talk to you and hang out. i’d think kyouka would be more of a fan of a gradual relationship, one that starts from friends and slowly evolves into more. and yes, as you can probably tell, i am a sucker for mutual pining and friends-to-lovers tropes-- im a simple hoe 😌

↠she’s super fun to hang out with!! her sense of humor is really snarky, she also enjoys talking shit about people she doesn’t like. if you’re not into that, she’s able to carry on conversation really well. there’s not a moment of awkward silence between you

↠jirou actually really likes talking shit about people hsahsh- as long as it’s someone that’s been mean in some way. she won’t say anything bad about someone who hasn’t done anything to deserve it. but if you’ve wronged her in some way, boy, do you have it COMING

↠by the end of it, i just know your cheeks hurt from laughing

↠she’s just a really fun person to be around, she may not be the most bubbly person ever, but she’s super easy-going and cool ((jirou bias incoming ekejke))

↠i do think she’d try to sneak some kind of affection if she thinks you’d reciprocate- if you’re really getting along well, she might snake her hand into yours when you’re sitting on the bed, laughing

↠honestly you might not even notice until she stops, because your hand feels empty and cold without her like your heart aa

↠if she’s really into you?? might get a smol peck on the cheek 👉👈 please try to get a smol peck on the cheek, it’s very cute and she gets so flustered

↠she goes up to you as you’re about to leave her room, grabs your shoulder, turns you around, and gives you an adorable if not slightly aggressive smooch

↠then she reFUSES to acknowledge what she just did akdfld- she turns away, beet red, and is completely silent

↠meanwhile you’re probably laughing your ass off because wow she’s so cute

↠kudos if you give one back to her, baby is on the verge of exploding ejkdjf

↠her heart just can’t handle what you’re doing to her

↠and despite what her appearance is, her heart is doing backflips- she’s whipped <33

momo: tea and c u d d l e s

↠she’s a very fancy person, obviously. yaoyorozu wants only the best for everyone she loves, and that, of course, includes you! she loves showing affection through giving things to others. her family status only magnifies this aspect of her personality, as being born into wealth gives her the means to spoil you rotten

↠and even though she’s bougie as all hell, she also somehow maintains an elegant and simple air about her. it’s impressive, really. it’s not like she tries to flex her money, it’s just a part of her life, and she enjoys using her privilege well

↠that being said, what’s more elegant and mature than going for tea? it’s a lovely pastime that momo would love to include you in!

↠lowkey,, she’s a whole sugar momma dfkdjla im not even joking- she doesn’t try to be, but virtually everything she does shows how rich she is

↠you arrive at the tea room, and by god is it fancy. there’s multiple chandeliers suspended from the ceiling, which is decorated with classic renaissance-style paintings. all the tables are set with white cloth, plates made of pure fine china, flowers and woven baskets set everywhere to create a cottagecore-like setting. the air about it is so sophisticated, from the patrons (wait is that a celebrity-) to the decorations

↠your face is kinda just,,, 😮,, because what in the world did momo get you into??

“momo, you’re so sweet, and this place is lovely, but don’t you think this is a bit much? not that i don’t absolutely appreciate it, it’s just that this seems really expensive, and i don’t want you to have to spend that much for just one date.”

↠she just chuckles, saying that it was “really nothing” (???? MISS GIRL???)

“don’t worry, y/n, this isn’t too much! i want to have fun today, and this place is so nice! let’s just find a table, alright?”

↠like, hunney, you’re so kind, but this is a LOT

↠but if you say so....

↠she looks at you with the most enthusiastic, wholesome eyes, and soon you’re following her like a puppy towards your table. the waiter sits you down, and leaves, giving you a moment to glaze over the menu to find a drink

↠and there’s so many types of teas, at least 30 on this page alone. you hadn’t even heard of half of these drinks, how would you know if you’d like them?

↠yaomomo seemed to notice your puzzlement, and said that you could get a pot of something simple, like jasmine green or earl grey, and she would get something fancier that you could try. why not?

↠a few minutes later, you’ve already adjusted to the sophisticated and intimidating environment, focusing only on the girl across from you, and how her eyes glittered with happiness

↠she orders a few normal tea foods, like scones with jam, lemon curd, and devonshire cream, and finger sandwiches. the fanciest thing she buys, though, is a blooming tea that arrives in a clear pot. it has an open flower inside of it, which is what the tea is infused with. it’s nearly 16,100 yen for one pot, though, and while you protest its expense, momo reassures you that it’s no problem (you just learned not to say anything about money, as it wouldn’t stop yaoyorozu from spoiling you)

↠ngl, it’s so fun to pretend to be fancy for a few hours at a tea room !! you acted as if you were a member of high society, using stereotypes to exaggerate your actions. it made some people only slightly irritated, but hey, it got a laugh out of a pretty girl, so who’s the real winner?

↠yaomomo taught you some classy etiquette that you should definitely use, it makes her so happy to think that you’re learning about new things while still enjoying your time with her

↠she makes really good conversation!! her intellect seeps through everything she says, anyone who talks to her would be able to tell that she’s extremely well-spoken and mature. momo is modest, and deflects a lot of the compliments you try to give her, so if you try to display your admiration for her, you’d probably need to be very specific about it. she doesn’t have the best self-image when it comes to her heroism and field work. spoken affection sometimes doesn’t get through to her, but you know what does? physical affection!

↠she loves cuddles, and will regularly take you back to her house after a date to cuddle in her bed. her mattress is legendary, and it’s comfortable as hell. there’s an abundance of pillows and the bed isn’t too soft or too firm, and it’s always somehow an amazing temperature???? mattresses are investments, and this was definitely a good one

↠momo loves the intimacy and trust of holding you, it allows her to escape from overthinking and only focus on you, her beautiful partner. she doesn’t care if she’s the big or little spoon, but her favorite kind of cuddling is when you’re on your back and she’s curled into your side, head tucked under your chin and hand on your chest

↠she can do this for hours, please let her. she feels safe with you, confident, because you’re choosing to spend time with her in this quiet moment instead of being off somewhere else.

↠in conclusion,,, 💕women 💕

-denkineptune

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maybe hc’s about the mcyts showing off to try to impress you?

🌸Headcannon: Trying to Impress the Reader with their Skills🌸

💚Dream💚

💚If you’re not impressed by how godly he is at Minecraft then I’m not so sure what to say!

💚He would always try and get your attention with either saying your name over and over again or using his tea kettle laugh

💚If you do notice him and complement him... oh boy this man fist pumps the air and then breaks his chair (Probably)

💚Him showing off by trying to kill George or Sapnap with just his fist

💚It worked, once

💚Showing you his manhunt videos

💚FaceTiming you to show off his room/cloths/merch

💚Blushes whenever you call him brave or strong

💚”I’m s-strong?!”

💚”Yeah! You’re really strong Dream... Dream? You there?”

💙GeorgeNotFound💙

💙He impresses you by how much this man can SLEEP

💙Flustered and quiet

💙Kinda scared to approach you

💙Surprising you with how cute his laugh and smile is

💙He would go quiet if you notice him

💙Asks Dream for help

💙”Please Dream! I just want to impress them!”

💙”Just be yourself George! They’ll love you!”

💙”Please Dream! I... OH! They logged on!”

💙Dream being George’s hype man

♥️Sapnap♥️

♥️Ummmm Manhunt videos

♥️BRO! HIM IN THE COWBOY HAT

♥️He would melt when you talk to him

♥️Asks George for help, but George would be asking Dream for help

♥️Tell me he wouldn’t

♥️Sending you photos of new clothing and merchandise ideas

♥️Would he choke on his words when talking to you...Yes

♥️”So Y/N, Ummm, I was wounding if...”

♥️”What’s up Sapnap?”

♥️”Nothing, just wanted to see if you wanted to be in a video with me!”

❣️BadBoyHalo❣️

❣️He would build stuff for you on your land

❣️His way of just saying “LANGUAGE” all the time is sweet

❣️Surprises you in the manhunts

❣️Gets all giddy when you notice him

❣️He’s just so kind and wholesome! Who wouldn’t notice that?!

❣️He would just go out and say how much he liked you

❣️He’s that confident

❣️”I really like you Y/N!”

❣️”Aww, you’re so sweet, I like you too!”

❣️1000% impressed

🦊Fundy🦊

🦊Those coding skills!

🦊His way of talks to you so smooth

🦊Making mods for you

🦊Always invites you for videos/streams so he can show you his work

🦊His attempts would actually work

🦊Asks Wilbur questions (Father?!)

🦊”Fundy, stop worrying”

🦊’Wilbur, can we invite Y/N?”

🦊”You wanna impress her with your godly skills?!”

🦊”....Yes....”

🌼Wilbur Soot🌼

🌼Impresses you all the TIME

🌼His singing

🌼Guitar and kazoo

🌼His MUSIC VIDEOS

🌼He’s so formal and kind

🌼Sometime he asks for help from Phil

🌼When Ghostbur comes around he gets so happy when he meets friend

🌼”Look Y/N!”

🌼”Oh! It’s a sheep...Ghostbur ummm.”

🌼”It’s friend!”

💜Quackity💜

💜I would be impressed by him just speaking Spanish

💜Quackity being able to make lyrics on the spot is really cool!

💜Playing the guitar

💜Help me, he would scream in his microphone and make me go death because of autotune

💜He’s fucking hilarious

💜Making up a love song on the spot

💜Autotune flirting

💜”Y/NNNNNN, I lOvEeEe yOuUUuu!”

💜”....Quackity...”

💜”YESSSSssSsssSsSsSSsSsssSs”

🌸Tommy🌸

🌸Tries his hardest to impress you everyday

🌸I mean like, he’s a BIG STRONG MAN

🌸Brags about how amazing he is

🌸SPEEDRUN

🌸POG CHAMP

🌸His attempt usually fail

🌸Asks Wilbur for help, but Wilbur doesn’t want to deal with it

🌸”Wilbur! Pease just help me this once!”

🌸”Tommy you called me just to ask me how to impress Y/N?! I thought it was an emergency!”

🌸”IT IS!”

🐝Tubbo🐝

🐝Tubbo impresses everyone already

🐝He impresses you by just being his cute self

🐝He would get nervous approaching you, but he swallows all the negatively and just goes all out

🐝Sometimes he asks Tommy for advice... that doesn’t go down that well

🐝Might pass out for a couple of seconds if you complement him

🐝He’s just caught off guard

🐝”Tommy, what should I do?!”

🐝”Tell them how good our drugs are! Oh what about Tubbo bath water!”

🐝”Tommy what the hell!”

🐝”You did ask for help.”

🌸I’m not really that proud of this, but I couldn’t think straight right now!

🌸Hopefully you like this my precious anon!

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