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piratesfromspace · 2 years

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tell me i’m wrong

#top gun imagine #top gun maverick #top gun squadron #phoenix #rooster #bob floyd #hangman #top gun shitpost

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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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Mav doesn’t understand Memes. The daggers tried (they tried so hard) but they’ve created a monster. All he sends is raccoon memes - please send help.

#All Ice wanted to know is when his hubby would be home for dinner #Now he’s hoping his husband gets lost on the way #Admiral Simpson is done #The flyboys are done #GOOSE’S FORCE GHOST IS DONE #the only one who appreciates Mav’s memes is Jake and we all know why #Everytime the flyboys do a mental health check on Mav through text he sends one of these kinds of memes #Unhonestly at this point Slider is ready to ship Mav off to a mental health hospital and throw away the key #once again another useless contribution to the fandom #icemav #storeboughtheadcanons #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #top gun maverick #top gun shitpost #baby daggers armed with daggers

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yourmomxx · 2 years

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Maverick, driving Rooster and Y/N: So how was your day?

Rooster: We almost got surprise adopted!

Maverick: What?

Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.

Maverick: Oh, okay.

Maverick: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

#incorrect top gun quotes #top gun shitpost #top gun: maverick #top gun maverick #top gun #top gun imagine #top gun spoilers #bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster top gun #bradley bradshaw imagine #rooster imagine #pete maverick mitchell #pete mitchell imagine #maverick imagine #tom cruise #miles teller

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icemankazansky · 2 years

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Maverick Mitchell every day

#top gun shitpost

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heartof-diamond · 1 year

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Top Gun implies the existence of Bottom Gun

#top gun #shitpost #top gun shitpost

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k9effect · 30 days

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Mav: Today I realised I'm old

Ice: What happened?

Mav: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Rooster came running to see if I was ok

Ice:

Mav: I saw fear in his eyes

#sam shitposts #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #top gun #top gun maverick #pete mitchell #pete maverick mitchell #tom kazansky #tom iceman kazansky #iceman #maverick #icemav #rooster #bradley bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw

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topherwrites · 2 months

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me, everytime i give jake a bad father in a fic:

#jake seresin #jake seresin x reader #monroe shitposts #tgm fanfiction #top gun maverick

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alecjbi · 1 year

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#hello seven am shitpost #shut up meg #top gun: maverick #top gun #top gun maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #pete maverick mitchell #hangster #icemav #top gun fandom #ao3 tags

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holypowell · 1 year

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#LIKE WHAT WAS THAT #slow ride honest to god fr playing over their pissing contest takes me out every single time #IM SCREAMING #has this been done yet #this is the best thing i’ve done personally #shitposting that got me popular on stan twt >>>#transferring it onto here #my brand #top gun maverick #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #top gun #sereshaw #hangster #top gun: maverick #glen powell #miles teller #mine

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pandora-box-of-mind · 1 year

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Everyone is afraid of Mav's boyfriend

#top gun maverick #top gun #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #my art #oooh another shitpost

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deadscell · 7 months

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piratesfromspace · 2 years

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POV: you favorite himbo pilot has forgotten to put sunscreen again

#top gun imagine #top gun maverick #bob floyd x reader #top gun shitpost

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storeboughtbrand · 2 years

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Mav: Guys...I just want to know. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

*silence*

Mav: Smart choice, I was lying. *looks around the circle consisting of Rooster, Bob, Phoenix, Hangman, Payback, and Fanboy. Then he looks up at the break room to stare at Halo, Fritz, Coyote, Omaha, Yale, and Harvard. The other group stares back instead of hiding* So...no one wants to fess up?

Mav: Okay..I see how it is. *turns to look at Rooster* You know anything?

Rooster: Nope, I had no part in this Mav-

Mav: Bullshit, I can see the corner of mustache twitching, it only does that when you're hiding something from me.

Rooster: *checks to see if it's true but realizes he fell for the trick* Shit!

Mav: No part of this, my ass. The longer this takes, the worse the punishment's gonna be. *narrows his eyes at Rooster before whipping his attention to Fanboy* How bout you, Fanboy? Got something to tell me?

Fanboy: *avoids Mav's eyes to look at the others. Phoenix makes a zip-it motion. Hangman mouthes, "you better fucking not."* I don't know anything either, Captain.

Mav: *squints harder* So....I guess Cyclone's office randomly decided to redecorate itself overnight?

Hangman: *because the man can't help himself* Cyclone may have finally decided to spruce up the place.

Mav: *zeroes in on Jake* Really?! He decided to replace every single picture in his office spontaneously...with shirtless pictures of young me!?

Hangman: I mean, you were a hot young twink back then, Pops. Can't really blame the admiral.

*Everyone except Mav facepalms*

Mav: *sighs while muttering you cannot kill your child, you need 12 to make a full dozen* Given the withstanding silence, I'm going to make an educated guess and say it was a group effort. *the group starts to protest* which I do respect. I'm glad to see you each have each other's back. That being said, speak now or forever hold your piece.

*Everyone remains silent, though there are a lot of shifting eyes and suspicious looks traded.*

Mav: Then....you leave me no choice...*pauses dramatically to make eye contact with everyone* you are all banned from my house for an entire week-.

Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK!

*violent banging on a window can be heard from the break room and Mav looks up. Halo and Harvard are both holding up pieces of paper with the words "HELL NO!" & "YOU CAN'T DO THIS US!" angrily scribbled on each respectfully*

Mav: Hush! All of you! You all did something wrong and now you have to deal with the consequences of your actions - No, stop it, all of you, those eyes are not going to work on me.

Phoenix: Sir, hypothetically speaking, *Mav raises his eyebrow* if we were the ones to put up those pictures instead of Admiral Simpson, I would think you would find it funny too.

Mav: Oh, don't worry, Phe, I burst out laughing and couldn't stop for 10 minutes straight when I walked into his office. In fact, I almost passed out from lack of oxygen.

Phoenix: Then why-

Mav: My problem with all of this is that he won't give the photos back.

*stunned silence*

Bob: I-I'm sorry, sir, did you just say-

Mav: I said what I said. Cyclone won't give the photos back.

Rooster: *whispers what the fuckkkkk* Okay, well.... we can steal them back for you...

Mav: Nope, there is no redemption round for any of you. *he cocks his hip and points to everyone, including the people upstairs* Now, thanks to all of you ......I have no choice but to seduce Cyclone to get them back.

....

Daggers.exe has stopped working

Rooster: *faints but Fanboy catches him, but they both collapse on the ground*

Payback: *chokes on his spit and starts up a coughing fit*

Hangman, Phoenix, and Bob: *all have varying glazed looks of horror, with Jake's being the most horrified*

Payback: *in a raspy voice* S-Sir, you must be joking!

Mav: *with the most serious look they had ever seen* Did I stutter?

Hangman: What the hell..there's no reason for you to do so *mutters why would you even* we can sneak into his office after hours -

Mav: And risk more of Cyclone's wrath? I don't think so, Lieutenant.

Fanboy: *still on the ground holding the downed Rooster, lightly tapping his face to wake up* Sir, Why is it so important that you get those photos back?

Mav: Why is it so important? Why is it so important!? I'll tell you why it's so important! It's because there are only a handful of copies of those photos, those being included!

Hangman: *whispers* why do you even have-

Mav: And they were all Christmas gifts to specific people!

Hangman: *proceeds to faint just like Rooster, taking Payback down with him.*

Mav: *continues ranting* I don't know how you kids were able to get your hands on those photos, but now someone is missing their photos and I'm not keen on remaking them anytime soon. So, if you would all excuse me, I have to call my husband and explain to him why I need him to bring me my special change of clothes. *turns on his heel and struts away, missing Phoenix and Bob turning green with horror*

*He gets all the way to the Hanger but is stopped by Hondo and Warlock*

Hondo: Ugh *glances at the group of traumatized aviators, foaming at the mouth* Mav? What was all that about?

Mav: *gets that Look on his face* that, my friend, was the sound of 75 bucks making its way into my pocket.

Next >>>> The Aftermath 😳

#The class of 86' group chat said that Mav was losing his touch and he took that personally #So he decided to convince the kids that he was going to seduce the Admiral and let the word get back to the guys from the traumatized kids #He may be pushing 60s but he can still get it #Were there actually photos of Mav put in Cyclones office?#That's for Mav and Cyclone to know and the rest to find out #pete maverick mitchell #beau cyclone simpson #bradley rooster bradshaw #baby daggers armed with daggers #top gun shitpost #top gun #top gun maverick #storeboughtheadcanons #once again another useless contribution to the fandom

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yourmomxx · 2 years

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Y/N: *points at Rooster* this is my boyfriend Bradley, and this *points at Hangman* is his boyfriend Jake.

Random person: I’m sorry, what’s the situation?

Y/N: Bradley is gay, but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Jake and Jake’s really gay for Brad. And I hate Jake.

Rooster: It’s not that complicated.

#top gun #top gun maverick #top gun: maverick #top gun imagine #top gun spoilers #top gun shitpost #incorrect quotes #incorrect top gun quotes #jake seresin #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin imagine #hangman imagine #bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw #bradley bradshaw imagine #rooster imagine #miles teller #glen powell

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kalpeavaris · 7 months

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Top Gun (1986) and it's many memeable moments pt. 4

#top gun #top gun textposts #textpost #shitpost #top gun maverick #top gun 1986 #homosexual edition #new gender: hangman #maverick #goose #hangman #iceman #icemav #goosemav

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k9effect · 2 months

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Maverick, injured and on a lot of pain medication, speaking very fast: We have already been to like five different doctors. I had my ankles microwaved-

Iceman, deadpan and monotone: X-rayed.

Maverick, barrelling on: - they took my blood away to use for science-

Iceman: Cholesterol test.

Maverick: Ice had his sinuses... removed?

Iceman: Looked at.

Maverick: Some guy looked at my weiner. Touched it! That was weird.

Iceman, joking but still monotone: And that guy wasn't even a doctor.

Maverick: That-

Maverick: ...

Maverick: What?

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