#tooth speaks
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Listen, you can’t tell me your a thousand year old vampire and you NEVER once thought about being into the same gender. All this time, and you never once wanted to kiss another man, or hold hands or, I don’t know, drain his blood as he gazes up at you with desire and passion in his eyes…I call lies!!!LIES!!
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the cold
spencer reid x f!reader
content; tooth rotting fluff, oblivious spencer, awkward spencer, best friends but crushing, mutual pining
summary; after a case in alaska the snow is too thick to get a plane ride back so you and the team spend another night in a small motel. the only thing is, spencer doesn’t know if he can take another night of sleeping on the floor in your shared room. and you cant stand seeing him in pain.
based off 05x21
hotch enters the motel with a heavy sigh and a shake of his head. “they said it’s to heavy, we’ll have to stay another night.”
the team sighs and jj and emily disperse, going back to their room, followed by rossi.
spencer stays standing behind the chair you sit in. hands tucked inside his pockets and tongue poking his inner cheek.
derek takes penelope by the hand and leads the way to their room while hotch stays behind to call strauss.
you stand - finally - and begin the tread to the bed thats been holding you for the past three days.
you don’t expect spencer to catch up to you considering youre a fast walker and he’s been dealing with back pain this whole case.
it had given you a feeling of guilt, you and spencer were sharing a room with a single bed and you had lost the fight to sleep on the hardwood floor.
all you wanted was to invite him into the bed with you, under the comforter and cuddled into you as you cling onto each other for warmth.
but you were scared and knew he would never agree to it. so you kept your mouth shut and turned away from his shivering body on the floor.
tonight would be different though.
you couldn’t stand seeing him in agonizing pain any longer, tonight you would finally build up the courage and invite him into bed with you.
when you got to your destination you grabbed a pair of pajamas and made your way to the bathroom.
just as you closed the bathroom door you heard spencer enter the room and sigh before seeing the shadow of his feet walk past the bathroom.
you turn on the sink to wash your face and hands, then changing into a pair of pajama pants and an undershirt.
when you exit the bathroom you make sure to leave the light on as to spencers fear of the dark.
you find him changed into his sleep clothes and making his bed on the floor.
before the chance was taken away you speak softly, “spencer,”
he looks up at you with his big eyes and carved features that make you weak in the knees.
“i’m not letting you sleep on the floor again, it’s way too uncomfortable and i can tell that it’s bothering your back.”
his eyebrows tug together, “well there is no way im letting you sleep here instead.”
the thought of him taking the pain just so you wouldn’t have to has your heart clenching and stomach turning.
“that’s not what i’m saying. there is more than enough room for both of us on the bed.”
you can see the way his cheeks redden and his posture tenses.
at first you think he’s gonna turn you down but then he speaks.
“y-yeah sure.”
youre taken aback to say the least but you smile brightly and make your way over to the bed.
you pull back the covers and fluff the pillows to your liking before crawling under the blanket and waiting for spencer to join you.
he does so slowly and awkwardly, he lays stiff and flat on his back staring up at the ceiling.
you laugh softly at how scared he looks before turning on your side to face him.
“better?”
he nods softly, and pulls the comforter up to his neck while shivering.
“you know.. if we huddle close together the body heat from us will warm each other up.”
“usually im the one speaking facts.”
you laugh at that, airy and light. he smiles at the sound and overcomes his fears by grabbing your hand and intertwining your fingers.
you gasp lightly at the coldness of his hand before smiling at him and squeezing his palm.
the air is less tense now and you both can breathe normally now.
“spencer?”
he looks at you for the first time this night and hums in acknowledgment.
“can you hold me?”
he releases a breath before pulling you into his chest and wrapping his arms around your waist tightly -like he’s been waiting for this moment his whole life-
you smile into his neck and wrap your arms around his neck while your hands land in his hair.
“youre very warm,” he speaks softly
you laugh again, tickling his neck. the warmth of his breath hitting your forehead. he places a soft kiss there and you smile into his neck, tightening your grip on him while sleep overcomes you both.
#criminal minds#fanfic#smut#spencer reid#november#criminal minds x reader#spencer reid fluff#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid angst#fluff#tooth rotting fluff#i wanna die hes so cute#i would kill to hug him#imagine how soft his hair is#ani speaks
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Jaskier confusing the fuck out of Geralt with standard childhood fairytale's that Geralt himself didn't grow up with, like
Jaskier: how was the hunt Geralt, all in one piece I hope?
Geralt: hmm, for the most part. Damn thing knocked my tooth out *shows tooth*
Jaskier, without looking up: put it under your pillow
Geralt: ... what?
Jask: put it under your pillow?
Geralt: ...
Jaskier: for the tooth fairy, Geralt. Get a few orens for it?
Geralt: the fucking what
#she speaks#the witcher#who is the tooth fairy and why does she want my teeth#Geralt#Jaskier#geraskier#twn#witcher
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"stop talking like that boy you're ruining my tboy swag" - yami bakura, probably
or, when both bakuras are trans but only one of them has perfected the trans voice.
+ bonus thief king (as a treat)
#yugioh#yu gi oh#ygo#bakura ryou#yami bakura#thief king bakura#rowan art#TKB has so much transmasc swag it's INSANE.#guy walks in with his hard-earned muscles dripping butch energy and then reincarnates into a gay little boy who talks very politely.#*TKB tearing his hair out* SPEAK UP SPEAK UP SPEAK UP FOR THE LOVE OF APEPI YOU ARE FAILING TO COMMAND THE ROOM.#where is your anger. where is your manspreading. where is your KILLING INSTINCT. RISE. RISE. RISE.#meanwhile ryou is just sitting here like um. i appreciate it but . i'm not into all that. thank you#ryou not being hypermasculine to compensate for his transness is incomprehensible to TKB who fought tooth + nail to be recognised as a man.#yes i Am writing fic about these two no it is Not good thank you and goodnight#rowan.txt
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Dick: if I was an animal, what animal do you think I would be? Serious answers only!
Wally: a rooster!
Jason: A Rat.
Tim: A Rat.
Duke: A Rat.
Cass: A Rat.
Steph: you’d be a Rat.
Damian: Grayson you’re a rat.
Dick: >:( I think I’d be a wolf!
Dick: I think so too.
Duke: did you just-
Dick: I would be a wolf-lion hybrid mix.
Damian: ???
Dick: King of the junjile- the junjile but still social and with it and ferocious.
Alfred: As you can see the pain medication is still very much in effect. If you all would be so kind as to let him rest rather than use him for amusement? Out! The lot of you!
#part of the batfam experience is being the entertainment after any sort of anesthesia#poor dick had to get a tooth replaced or smthn idk#dick grayson#batfam#jason todd#incorrect batfamily quotes#damian wayne#tim drake#duke thomas#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#alfred pennyworth#jerma meme#dc comcis#I love that the sober speech of a jerma can be compared to how people speak after receiving a general anesthetic#they’re just all sitting around him listening to him talk
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Dear Taiwanese BLs, never stop giving me the "blinding light of love" moment.
I love a good old fashion color exchange but something about a blinding light appearing out of nowhere to signal the feelings are out in the open, people are thinking clearly, and the love is exposed just hits the spot.
Or you can give me that sweet sweet heart bokeh effect
#Taiwanese bls#the lighting is speaking to me#kiseki: dear to me#plus and minus#HIStory 4: Close to You#HIStory 5: Love in the Future#We Best Love#My Tooth Your Love#blind me with love#or give me the heart bokeh effect
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So I have tried to request this prompt from someone else but I don't think their blog is that active anymore. If your willing I'd love to request the following.
Prompt: Reader is bisexual and gender neutral.
Reader is considered fairly attractive and gets flirted with pretty often by basically whoever gender wise. And maybe reader and Zelda even end up flirting a little bit. Reader would have a similar lackadaisical flirty personality as Warriors has.
I wanted to see how each of The Chain would react to this with the context of them having secret feelings for the reader.
2nd official request, woo look at me go 🏃💨
Sun: Gender-neutral Reader (”you”/they/them)
Orbit: Headcanons-ish
Stars: Zelda (Assuming they meant BOTW), + the classic Chain of Links <3
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, mild typical loz violence, Mildly Suggestive, & Trigger Warnings: none known.
Please comment if I missed any. /gen
so i like to think that modern flirting is radically different than their medieval flirting,
like mayyybbeee Wild can handle it, but even then, they have royalty/knights still, so hes still gettin flustered lol
and i like to think u learned that difference the first time Wars complimented ur new/strange modern fit, and u returned the energy?? except 10x stronger (to them)??
youve played the player, and beat him at his own game, the Captain of the knights is sputtering and shit LMAO
(he said smth like, “their beauty is god-like in this otherworldly clothing“ and YOU said smth like he’d “thank you, youd look better in my bed than in armor 👉 😎 👉 ” lmao)
funniest part is, bc its so natural, i can see u immediately shooting off smth and forgetting it instantly, much to the Links collective shock 😭
u go to towns and notice theres always 1 hero around to steer u away from shopkeepers, townsppl, etc so u wont flirt w/them LMAO
(when u finally notice, u just, “ohh i get it now, so im only allowed to flirt with someone named Link, ohhh, okayy” and they just, “NO we didnt say that-!” “No its just their bold flirtations are not for the weak of heart-!” “Yes.” “CAPTAIN-”)
the only one who they cant steer u away from is Zelda.
afterall, they kinda have to inform the Princess/now Queen of the kingdom, whats going on w/them traveling with Link (Wild) around time and space
the sheikah tablet had been disconnecting + reconnecting to Purah’s both fascination and worry
so as theyre invited to eat dinner and explain in the rebuilding castle, everyone’s absorbed in shadow talk or smth, and u can see Zelda’s struggling to follow along, u just casually bring it back to her, as she’s also trying to write notes and theyve moved on too quickly w/o her
“wowww, all these men and not a single one’s gonna offer the lady any, ‘hi, hello, how is the most beautiful girl in the world today?’ “
and the gapingggg from the links shut them right up, while Zelda goes all pink and coughs, and agrees that they should move on to more chill topics lol
and u can crack anybody tbh, Zelda giggles at ur compliments all the time, even in work mode, u can deffo get Wars to blush to his ears, and even Time to look away first in a flirty + staring contest lol
Legend might actually put his hands up like he’s prepared to fight u anytime u try to flirt at him when its just you two, before he realizes what hes doing and stops LMAO
oh and u absolutely get a lot of mileage out of that one lol
the best reactions have gotta be, in order of most to least extreme: Hyrule, Sky, Wild, Four, Legend, Twilight, Wars, Time
Rulie, Sky, Wild and Four fall into that classic, shocked-heart-eyes, full blush up to their pointy ears, etc category when u get them,
they are also very easy to get lmao
Four is the best at recovery, or ducking away, but if its the Colors, its this type of obvious lol, w/the obvious ones like Red and Blue, Green takes a little more to break, and tbh Vio could go toe-to-toe w/u better than Wars tbh before he crumbles under the pressure lol
Legend, Twi, Wars, and Time faces may not change a lot, bc theyre trying to save it lmao, but the way their cheeks go pink and ears twitch is how u know ur gettting to them (along w/legend’s defensive reaction to getting cornered LMAO)
Twi has caved and covered his face w/his hands before lmao
one day youll get Time to break more than an ear twitch, and looking away, One Day.
(Wind is in fact, having the time of his life, watching you absolutely hilariously wreck these otherwise v serious heroes, hes glad u got them to finally relax a little, but also its hilarious seeing Wars and Legend red faces, and occasionally stealing Wild’s tablet to take funny pics of them all to blackmail later lol)
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idk how good that was, as im kinda bust at flirty banter between characters, so i hope this suffices ur need to flirt w/everyone lol
also i feel i should apologize for not rlly including pronouns? it just kinda comes w/writing reader stories to put them in 2nd person to both make intimacy for readers w/their little avatar im controlling for them, and to purposefully remove the need for gendered pronouns :/
so im sorry i couldnt quite figure out how to make it where “they/them” got used much, i promise i love all pronouns, its just a skill issue tbh lmao
btw
send any prayers, blessings, or good vibes u got my way tomorrow bc im getting wisdom teeth surgery and i am intimidated✨
ill post more asks (i have multiple asks!! <33) after im lying in bed lamenting my painful fate,
mostly just worried ill react badly to the drugs, also the idea of being knocked out during surgery is a little scary so what can i say
have a great weekend guys!! thanks for reading if u did :)
Peace out,
🌙
#lu x reader#linked universe x reader#link x reader#loz link x reader#linked universe reader#lu x gender neutral reader#linked universe gn reader#gn reader#gn reader imagines#moon asks#tags are so hard#send good vibes u guys surgery is scary#ive acc been awake the last time i got a tooth extracted which is why this is extra weird for me#also i got it late in life im 23 lmao#uknow maybe u flirting w/the boys would automatically up their game so then they start getting better at beatin u at it lmao#omfg can u imagine tho#medieval looking wars that usually speaks shakespeare level flirts just says now#'so if i offered u enough shiny trinkets- would u be interesting in dating me?'#lmao
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wishshipping is so real god bless
#jounouchi forever and always fighting tooth and nail for the spot of yugis biggest fan#atem is right there fighting him too#i love them so much#also im glad they called yugi out on his shit like baby boy needed a wake up call#and a confidence boost tbh#wishshipping#katsuya jounouchi#yugi mutou#joey wheeler#yugioh#devo speaks
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I need everyone in the LMK fandom to know that the Azure Lion canonically has NO BALLS in the original Journey To The West
I REPEAT, THE AZURE LION CANONICALLY HAS NO BALLS IN THE ORIGINAL JOURNEY TO THE WEST
#also the yellow toothed elephant speaks with the voice of a maiden#lmk#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid season 4#azure lion#journey to the west#monkie kid spoilers#lmk season 4
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I’m a feral little rat man with big dreams
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three best friends ❄🦚🌬
#dont want to look at it anymore even though its not good. what freaking ever guys#why is baby tooth purple thats a good question. leaves the stage#jack frost#rotg#baby tooth#mine#connnnstantly thinking abt jacks two best friends. yeah the little toothfairy that doesnt speak and the wind. yeha he likes them most. hmhm
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Hey autistic and or depressed folks! How do y'all find the energy to brush your teeth/ how to you deal with the texture of toothpaste? Now that I'm officially diagnosed, I understand that this is a common issue.
I usually just sort of stick my head under the faucet and brush with running water instead of toothpaste, but that's if I have enough energy to, and its starting to hurt my neck.
Please help me!
#sara speaks#autistic#autism#actually autistic#autistic things#autistic adult#actually mentally ill#teeth#tooth#toothpaste#toothbrush#tooth brushing#brush your teeth#i also dont like mouthwash or floss#but baby steps here
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i think we dont appreciate that shelda canonically uses neopronouns enough... my she/one queen
#me speaks#bugsnax#its a BIT complicated since the 'oneself' thing is a farce#but a win is a win to me#thats why her and flofoty become friends on broken tooth- they sense eachothers pronoun swag
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marc eating marshmallows in 2016.... (gifs made by the incomparable but deactivated @repsol-ariel and @sicar26... original posts here here and here !)
#unsure on the ethics ie plagiarism here as they are deactivated queens... lemme know if i should take it down !#motogp#callie speaks#marc marquez#love his canonical sweet tooth...
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it doesn't really make sense in the logic (lol) of the show but part of me loves the idea that edd is being raised by his grandparents.... kids who are raised by grandparents tend to be overly mature and a little uhhhhh off-beat. i feel like it could explain a lot.
#before you ask yes this is me projecting#i know some folks hc his parents as being a bit long in the tooth which i like too#but idk i just think it would explain so many things about edd to learn that he was in fact raised by senior citizens#and shit i still call my grandma 'mom' so to me its not weird at all that he'd call his grandparents 'mother and father'#everything else about them stays the same though#theyre still aloof and neglectful#and i still think the worst of them#anyway i love projecting my trauma onto edd specifically for some reason#he's such an easy target for angst i can't help it#oh and speaking of angst#for anyone who saw that post a while back and is interested in an update on my whole bastard landlord/roommate kicking me out situation:#i found a room and will be moving in 2 weeks 🥴 kill all landlords etc etc but hey at least i'll have my own bathroom#and won't be living with the final boss of millennials/reddit incarnate#unfortunately for you guys though that means i should be able to indulge in my tomfoolery again soon (shit posting and shit drawing)#even though it seems like our tiny fandom has gotten even smaller recently#alright i'll shut up now biiiiii
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Mountain and how he is also always portrayed as he doesnt speak, very rough at times and obsessed with plants.
Let that man get dicked down 9 ways to hell and be subby. Let that man speak!! Let him be SOFT!!
Let him have other interests OTHER THAN PLANTS!!
You dont see Dewdrop being obsessed with Fire, or Aether being obsessed with using his quint powers!!
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i am physically restraining myself from going feral about mountain. because i have to go to bed. i could literally write pages about this ghoul i hnnnnnnn
listen listen listen of COURSE my man loves his plants. but he loves nature in general, i just hc that about him and his specific 'brand' of earth ghoul. but i mean, the man doesnt wear shoes unless he has to, right? he gotta feel that ground you know.
BUT. of course he needs other interests. lots of people hc that he likes to cook and read. or craft things. i think he likes to make things so that he can gift them to others. but i also think that he's very committed to the music, practices a lot for the sake of it or to get out excess energy. youve seen him on stage, i think he takes it very seriously. how could he not? hes the literal backbone of them all, you know? but i genuinely think its fun for him, he enjoys it.
i think mountain likes to talk an average amount. i do think , however, that he goes very quiet when he's stressed or had a bad day. wont talk for hours until someone coaxes him out of that funk. but hes stubborn, hes not good at asking for help when its not as bad.
and dont worry i will continue to push the soft subby mountain agenda. he is so sensitive, physically and emotionally. loves to love, if that makes sense. and even if he's topping he's still kinda bottoming, you know? gets lost in it, really wants to make his partner feel good rather than focusing on himself. very rarely gets possessive or rough. but when he does its....mmmmm okay if i keep going im gonna go off on an entire tangent.
all in all, i think maybe we should all just write mountain more, yeah? and by we maybe everyone else bc i think every other fic i write is with him lmao
i will never stop though. mountain my beloved, my #1 guy.
#ask#tooth anon#?#is that a tooth?#i dont knowwww#is that supposed to be code for something else that im not gettingggg#helppp#as you can see i speak about mountain as if i know all this to be true#apologies lkjsfldkljs#also HAPPY MOUNTAIN MONDAY IM SHORT BY 21 MINUTES
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