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angelic-jeonghan1004 · 1 year

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[8:00 PM]

Genre: fluff suggestive if you squint

Pairing: Jerome x Reader

[8:00 PM]

"oh my God you didn't." You said as you entered your shared room looking at the scattered roses that lead to the bed; candles around the dark lit room. You knew he must have spent time working on this for you.

"but infact I did, happy holidays day my love" your boyfriend Jerome said smiling at you warmly. You couldn't believe your eyes, he's so cheesy but you love him for it.

"What could I ever do to repay you?" You said plopping onto the bed looking up at him. He crawled right on top of you planting a kiss on your nose.

"Well if you're curious" He wiggled his eyebrows causing you both to laugh as you pushed him off from above to which he laid next to you. As the giggles died down you couldn’t help the smile that crept on your face as you hand traveled to find his holding it tightly.

“You know I love you right?” You said turning to look at him, he looked at you with just as much admiration.

“And I obviously love you just as much” He said with a giggle once more as he went to leave a kiss on your head

#to1 scenarios #to1 x reader #to1 imagines #to1 timestamps #jerome x reader #jerome imagines #to1 jerome #too imagines #too x reader #jisu x reader #jyou imagines #donggeon imagines #woonggi x reader #jaeyun scenarios #daigo x reader #chihoon imagines #minsu x reader

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the-gayest-sky-kid · 4 months

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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

#sorry i thought too hard about everything and got weirdly emotional like hgoly shit #i talk to people here every day and we know stuff about each other and shit and we exchange ideas and waaa #we're like all basically penpals but better #im realizing how revolutionary this is. like had we all been born earlier we never would have met #and even if we did we'd have to talk through letters with weeks if not months in between responses #can you imagine that #every day instead i literally wake up and my friends are there #insane #i love having friends

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noknowshame · 1 year

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

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brookheimer · 1 year

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favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.

my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”

the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it

#ah yes. my favorite o’hara line: ‘the french / windows are blah.’#y’all trust chatgpt WAY too much this is embarrassing. imagine studying o’hara all semester and thinking this was one of the poems you read #The French / Window #loling #at least fact check it a LITTLE bit guys #frank o’hara #chatgpt #100 #500 #1000 #this got notes??#5000 #10k #christ

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aropride · 9 months

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looks at the ethics board with my big wide autistic eyes and they say fineee you can do human experiments and i say YAYYY :3 !!!!!!!

#text #DO U KNOW HOW MUCH I AM HINDERED BY ETHICS BOARDS IN MY IMAGINARY SCENARIOS. ITS WAY TOO OFTEN #why do i spend so much time imagining scenarios where im defending an experiment to an ethics board Well i cant answertthat

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oobbbear · 3 months

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I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

#bearz rambling tag #no it’s not really possible to let everyone who uses this term to change #because as far as I know this is the most common word with use on Chinese websites #I didn’t know that pairing are called ‘ship’ here #like why would I even know that #‘ship’ makes zero sense to me #it took me a while to learn the fandom language people speak here #it’s hard #give people time #shipping culture is very different too #Like on Chinese site you HAVE to clarify the Top and the Bottom of this ship in the ship name #it is very very important to them #people who like the same ship but with different Top Bottom preference will fight till no end #imagine how confused I was when I first got here #where there’s no top bottom differences #it’s not really a smut thing #it’s more a dynamic thing #AxB and BxA is very different #oh I can talk so much about the differences on fandom cultures #if ya are interested in more please feel free to ask #it’s very interesting to me #I wanna talk about it

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michelle-jacksons-art-blog · 9 months

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Part 2 in the reblogs 💖

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buy-these-potions · 5 months

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Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.

Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).

And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)

So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!

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And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”

#IMAGINE MY SHOCK #skagsksvsjah I WAS LIKE 80% DONE WITH THE BOOK TOO WHEN I NOTCED !

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stuckinapril · 2 months

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As if to reinforce how few fucks it gives, Israel carpet bombed Rafah yesterday (on the same day there was an ICJ hearing about its ongoing genocide). Today it broke that its relentless bombardments have demolished a mosque in Rafah—not a new move for Israel, as it has already destroyed several mosques in Gaza. And this isn’t even part of the ground offensive Israel intends to embark on in Rafah, fully unstopped because anyone who has the power to stop them doesn’t give a fuck for Arab lives. We are watching the erasure of Palestine in real time, from its sacred sites to its people themselves.

#palestine #gaza #israel #I can’t imagine how hard this is for Palestinians like there is nothing left #this was the safe zone and now it’s being bombed too #palestine is just being razed to the ground

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pisscreant · 9 months

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had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited

after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"

he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options

then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."

#disco elysium #this wasnt just a dream... this was a Vision #I am 80% sure “grandpa piss” is a meme from somewhere but I'm too weak to google it #(do you think he could tell I was savescumming?#imagine if this was actually a game mode and Harry broke the fourth wall to call the player out for it #I'd wet myself from the terror..... then *I'd* be Grandpa Piss.......)#shitposting tag

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angelic-jeonghan1004 · 2 years

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TO1 Jaeyun when you’re feeling down

Request: hi are you able to make an imagine of jaeyun when you’re feeling down :)

hi anon! Ofc I can write that im so sorry for the wait but im starting to catch up now <3 I hope you enjoy and I hope you’re feeling well <3

Pairing: Jaeyun x reader

Warnings: mentions of sadness

Genre: fluff

♡๑⌓✿ ◍✧* ♡๑⌓✿ ◍✧*♡๑⌓✿ ◍✧* ♡๑⌓✿ ◍♡

Immediately would be concerned

The second he finds out your sad he’ll want to know what’s wrong and what caused it

if you’re willing to talk about it

If not get ready since #1 support boy is here!

Jaeyun will happily take care of you, whether you need to be held, listened to, need food, distraction anything he is ready

He’ll put on your favorite comfort movie or show as background noise for you as he makes you a nice meal

Truly a sweetheart I want a Jaeyun for when I’m sad </3

If it’s someone making you sad he’ll give you his best advice on how to deal with it and how to approach them next

Overall I think he’d be the best support boy, he’s sweet, considerate and caring he’d do his best for you

#kpop x reader #kpop imagines #too x reader #too imagines #to1 fluff #to1 scenarios #to1 x reader #to1 imagines #jaeyun x reader #donggeon x reader #jyou x reader #jisu x reader

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carlyraejepsans · 7 months

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sleebover

#undertale #sans #papyrus #undyne #frisk #myart #i was gonna doodle a thing with undyne going HELL YEAH and trying to take off her pants too but it looked ugly so nvm lol #imagine it. i your mind's eye #ponder this visage #well? are you pondering?

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majunju · 8 months

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dress

#genshin impact #my art #u kno.... reading thru lumine's lines i jst love how playful she is w paimon #in her usual dialogue too but i imagine it depends on her mood #anyways . lynlumi on da brain

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thetimelordbatgirl · 16 days

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The police in Scotland have the chance to do the most funniest thing right now.

#anti jk rowling #jk rowling #come on grant her wish #though imagine seeing laws coming in to deal with hate crimes #and just instantly throwing a childish style bigot fuelled tantrum #cause you wanna keep being a bigot without consquiences #its all freedom of speech until theres consquiences for said freedom of speech #and of course her fellow transphobes are trying to say the truth isnt a crime...what truth? transphobia???#it counts as a hate crime now not sorry if your in scotland #enjoy getting consquiences for your bigotry #also shout out to someone saying it'd be funny if they only did so they could raid a literal castle #i too think there's at least someone on the force itching to do that

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ssalballoon · 3 months

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be a moon unto yourself 🌕

i took a long break btwn working on this one n this was the original idea... i do miss it but i thought the clothes were too unrelated to him :( goodbye leyendecker inspired gale 💔