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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Tony: PEteR bEnJAmiN PaRKeR!

Peter: y-yeah?

Tony: Why do you have a fake ID!?

Peter: *incoherent mumbling*

Tony: what was that?!

Peter: You have to be 18 to pet the puppies

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yes-i-am-happyaspie · 4 months

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Most recent mundane thing caught on the Friday Files: Peter recently it seems, sustained an injury (just bruising) to his jaw, and as he heals slower in the winter it’s bugging him a little longer than usual. The day after, Tony caught him sitting at the counter, adorably struggling to bite into an apple. Tony of course did a Dad Thing and cut it up for him, but also added some Gouda to his plate and now Peter has a new favorite snack combo!

Poor Peter! Good thing Tony is so dad-shaped and therefore inclined to do dad things. I would kill to see the footage of Tony cutting up an apple and making little gouda cheese cubes. I heard through the grapevine that Peter has a special snack plate at the tower. I understand it's one of those little separated kiddie plates with iron man on it. Tony bough it to be funny but Peter loves it? Can FRIDAY confirm??

#asks and answered #friday files #tony stark is a dad #irondad and spiderson #irondad #peter parker #tony stark #friday (marvel)

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happy-bird-arts · 2 years

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Some marvel pride! Take with this what you will.

#marvel #trans peter parker #trans pride #pride #trans spiderman #tony stark #tony stank #bi positivity #bisexual #transgender #tony stark is a dad #idk what im doing #digital art #art #artwork #illustration #artists on tumblr

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trans-marvel-fan · 2 years

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Like Father

Like Son

“Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little grey area in there and that’s where you operate.”

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lykorot · 2 years

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Clint: How many children do you have? Tony: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

#tony stark is a dad #Incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect quotes

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abbie-brianna · 2 months

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Peter, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than the time i got hit by a train.

Tony, coughing on his coffee: Excuse me?

#peter parker #tony stark #iron dad #spiderson #irondad and spiderson #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotes

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lucid-anarchy · 7 months

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another era, same diva

#iron man #tony stark #robert downey jr #rdj #marvel #iron dad #avengers #pepper potts #iron man 2 #iron man 3 #marvel movies #mcu #mcu tony stark #marvel fanfiction #stony #brony #science bros

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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year

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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”

#iron dad and spider son #irondad and spiderson #iron dad #irondad #spider son #spiderson #iron man #spiderman #spider man #marvel #marvel mcu #mcu #tony stark #peter parker #incorrect tony stark #incorrect peter parker quotes #tony stark incorrect quotes

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stxar-pvnk · 26 days

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Being around Tony stark can take a toll on you, some have to toughen up their skin to endure Tonys remarks, some just drift away from him, not wanting to deal with it.

But Peter?

No he's adapted.

Every snarky remark, and name Peter would be told, he just came back even stronger

"did you seriously forget to do your homework? Again? Don't you have enhanced..everything?"

"Mr stark, If we wanna talk irresponsible, let's talk about the time it seemingly crossed your mind to tell your loved ones you were dying because of the shrapnel in your chest." Peter snarked back

Tony stood frozen, his jaw dropped.

"well..fuck." Tony mumbled trying to contain l laughter at how sudden Peter came up with something like that.

Or another time.

"Peter, let me get you some new shoes." Tony pleaded

Peter sucked on his lollipop and squinted at Tony

"what? No why." Peter asked seemingly shocked

"because they're ratty. And old. And they look like they're gonna fall off or disintegrate at any given time." Tony answered crossing his arms

"why do you even keep them around?" The older one asked completely confused

"your ratty, old and likely to be on your death bed in a few years, why do we keep you around?" Peter snarked back raising an eyebrow.

Rhodey who was just passing through to grab some coffee was howling with laughter doubling over to clutch his stomach.

Sometimes it's not even directed at Tony.

"how do we even know we can trust the kid, he's unreliable" Sams eyes narrowed his voice harsh, but Steve nodded anyways

"I agree with Sam, recruiting a child would be very irresponsible."

Peter who was swinging on his chair, now paying attention in the meeting with the avengers turns to Steve and sam

"oh lord.." Tony muttered as rhodey tried to hide the smug, fond look on his face

"dude, you are 2 times my age, stop complaining and just admit that being an old man is getting to you, plus I can hear your knees snap like glow sticks when you crouch down. it's gross. Also who in this room has 1. A weird bird suit, and 2. Doesn't." Peter finished crossing his arms mirroring Tony. Alot.

"did I just get insulted by a toddler." Sam muttered

Peter is a sassy kid.

Peter is Tony's sassy kid.

#spiderman #tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spider son #iron man #mcu marvel avengers #irondad and spiderson #bamf peter parker #sassy peter parker #peter parker being sassy like his dad

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marvelouttakes · 7 months

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THEY ARE THE SAME

#iron man #tony stark #robert downey jr #rdj #marvel #iron dad #avengers #pepper potts #iron man 2 #iron man 3 #marvel movies #mcu #mcu tony stark #marvel fanfiction #stony #brony #science bros

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Pepper: I think my water just broke

Tony: *sleep deprived* That's okay, we'll just get you a new one

Pepper: ...

Tony: Oh! You mean you body water, yeah that's much worse

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avengerscompound · 2 months

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Tony & Morgan Stark | Avengers: Endgame

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idk-bruh-20 · 8 months

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Irondad fic ideas #155

Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY.

Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"

Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.

While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.

He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand

However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past

Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"

Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"

It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from.

They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now

#tony upon reading peter's articles: hmm. that's... actually pretty convincing. I guess I can see where he's coming from #FRI babe send pete something equally convincing so he can see my side #FRIDAY: here are tony stark's traumas age 0 to present-#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #she basically bombards him with empathy #FRIDAY is truly a strategy queen #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderson #ironfam #queueueueue #see announcements #also if tony ever complains that he didn't want FRIDAY to share all those personal things-#peter: payback's a bitch huh

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trans-marvel-fan · 2 years

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nanaonmars · 29 days

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everytime i think about the fact that tony literally invented time travel for peter just for peter’s existence to be erased from everyone’s memory i lose ten years of my lifespan

#mcu #peter parker #tony stark #found family #angst #LIKE THATS HIS DAD 😭😭#irondad #and i am iron sad 😔#spiderson #iron man #spider-man

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lunasquared · 1 month

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Headcanon that Tony plays Minecraft when he’s extremely physically tired but mentally he can’t sleep, cause it allows him to mindlessly do things and create things with much less physical effort then actually creating things or working on something in the lab.

(When Peter finds out he creates a world for the both of them. They don’t always play on it together but it’s a world they keep expanding on. When they are on together they are both usually having an insomnia night so they typically work on their separate builds or one is gathering materials for the other. They don’t usually talk while they are on but some how they still work effortlessly together.)

#Tony stark #Peter Parker #irondad #spiderson #iron dad #irondad and spiderson #iron man #spider man

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