The Mitchells vs. The Machines (2021) dir. Michael Rianda | Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (2018) dir. Rodney Rothman, Peter Ramsay and Bob Persichetti
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So I was re-watching the Mitchells vs. The machines and decided to read what all the pop-ups said
*cowardly
*dosen't floss daily
*weaker then a small bird
*long creepy finger-like toes
*self-deprecating to mask insecuritys
*hasn't read a book in thirteen years
*has a freakish sweat disorder
*showers with shocking rarity
*kicked out of olive garden for stashing breadsticks in purse
*secret rage issues
*neurotic
*unresolved emotions
*Walks to kitchen and forgets why
*says 'marry-o' instead of mario
*trips over own legs
*smells like wet garbage
*once brought up his favorite rib joint at a eulogy
*more interest in quail migration than his own children's interior lives
*cant except that his own daughter is her own unique person and not simply a reflection of himself
*nose picker
*showers only occasionally
*dosen't listen
*mouth breather
*eats own weight in cheese puffs
*compares self to curated moms on social media
*doctor-diagnosed chocoholic
*looks at ex-boyfriend Carlos meloni d.d.s on Facebook more then comfortable
*makes goofy videos because she's afraid if she tries hard to make something good she'll fail
*only pretends to like fellini
*sweaty
*is obsessed with quail
And thats all of them (except for the 'incapable of change, ones because I think that was just pal adding those)
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Here's a few quotes from the Mitchells vs the Machines that made me laugh out loud. I can't get over how funny this movie is.
Enjoy 💕
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