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thypickles · 4 months
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Just spent the past some amount of hours putting all dimension 20 episodes (only including episodes where they are actively playing DnD) into an alphabetical list for the worst d20 watching experience possible!!!!
It starts with the first episode of acofaf and ends with the last episode of acofaf so maybe it's just the worst way to watch acofaf.
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vethbrenatto · 2 years
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Say hi, _____!
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emiko-matsui · 7 months
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tag this with your ideal d20 sidequest cast. personally it's zac oyama, lou wilson, izzy roland, ify nwadiwe, jake hurwitz, and becca scott
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jmtorres · 8 months
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I think most of the time he's too busy DM'ing to have moments of total joy
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batmanisagatewaydrug · 7 months
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Brennan Lee Mulligan sprinkling in information that will be crucial pivotal absolutely vital to the entire season less than three minutes into the first episode and playing it off like a complete throwaway line. what a fucking maniac.
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susiephone · 8 months
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mentopolis isn't out as of the time of this poll, so no option for it.
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johnnyspells · 1 month
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shadowqueendiangelo · 27 days
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my roommate had a dream last night where Brennan Lee Mulligan was running the concession stand at their catholic middle school basketball game and they asked him how'd he ended up there and he was like I'm a seminarian (priest in training) and they asked if he was lying and he just shrugged and gave a mischievous smile
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hollyevolving · 5 months
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Here have another immaculate reaction image.
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sylvansleuth · 1 year
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😉😉
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thisisnotthenerd · 5 months
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ok, i know i put a poll up and that relationship tracking won the poll for what came next on the stats series.
but consider this: relationship tracking takes so goddamn long. i had already started it by the time that i put the poll up, and as of now i'm still not done. granted the list is comprehensive: romantic, platonic, familial, and adversarial relationships, separated by pc-npc and pc-pc. for every season.
anyway, i started tracking character ages in the meantime while i build up the motivation to finish the relationship tracking.
without further ado:
d20 character ages
some of these are listed in the wiki. some of these are based on vibes and more vague indications from the seasons in question. all of them have some element of my commentary. if there isn't an age given i will explain why. it's in the seating chart because that compacts the format into an understandable block and not an infinitely long list.
to be clear, some of these are confirmed with actual numbers, but some aren't, and i'm listing them as unknown and offering my opinion in place of a confirmed number.
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fantasy high freshman year: i am convinced that the ages the cast give are vibes based. as someone who did not fit the normal age range of high school, i can tell you that in the US, freshmen are typically 14-15, sophomores 15-16, juniors 16-17, and seniors 17-18. that's not to say that someone can't fall out of those ranges. i did. anyway:
fig faeth: ~15. this is a rough estimate--she'd be born just after fall cutoff for her year to start at 15.
gorgug thistlespring: 14-15. he was confirmed 14 at the start of the season, and presumably turns 15 at some point during the year.
adaine abernant: 14-15. this is based on the fact that she turns 16 before the events of sophomore year
fabian seacaster: 16. a bit older than your average freshman, but i knew people who were 16 freshman year, so it's not that weird.
kristen applebees: 15-16. again a bit older than your average freshman, but younger than fabian.
riz gukgak: 14. this was confirmed in episode 13 iirc. riz is the youngest of the party
escape from the bloodkeep: this party has some major age differences that are very unclear. no real confirmed ages.
maggie: unknown. she and zaul'nazh had been in a relationship for ~100 years, so she's probably got a good couple of centuries under her belt
leiland: unknown. similar deal to maggie--he spent centuries serving zaul'nazh. how many? who knows
efink murderdeath: unknown. she's a tolkienesque high elf. if we go full lotr comparison to arwen, she's over 2000 by the time she marries percival.
sokhbarr: unknown. again, we don't really get confirmation of an age for him--he's just kind of an ageless bog-lord.
lilith: old as time. she ate the stars. definitely the oldest of the party.
markus st. vincent: unknown. human, so he has a human lifespan. i'd pin him in his 30s. given that his closest comparison is probably faramir, who's 35 at the start of the war of the ring, i think 30s tracks.
the unsleeping city: here we have a mix of confirmed ages and some straight up vibes.
ricky matsui: late 20s early 30s. more specifically around 26-31. this is vibes-based. i based this on his career progression.
sofia lee: early-mid 30s. another vibes-based one. again based on career progression. she feels a little older than ricky and pete, but not by much. married to dale for 5 years, so if they got married when she was in her late 20s, this tracks.
kingston brown: 55. thank god a confirmed number.
misty moore: ~400. at least that's how long she's been on earth. this actually comes from tucii. i'd put her misty form in late 70s early 80s, and her rowan form in her mid 20s.
kugrash: ~60, based on his 30 years as a rat druid.
pete conlan: younger than 31. this is based on a reference ally makes in tucii to big business (1988), so i aged him back three years. i would guess mid-late 20s during tuc; he mentions not having seen his dad in 6 years. assuming pete fully transitioned during college/around college age, it would make sense for him to be around 25-28 during the first unsleeping city.
tiny heist: some of these characters just straight up don't age, so they don't really count when evaluating age.
rick diggins: unknown. he's a clicko man. he cannot age except in spirit.
boomer coleoptera: unknown. vaguely middle-aged, though that might just be clint mcelroy's general dad energy
agnes: elderly. no confirmed number, though she's old enough to have a grandma schtick, a reputation, and a terminal illness prognosis of 2 months
ti-83: a teen. and that's all we know. probably younger than bean.
bean: late teens early 20s. a vague range, but at least it's something.
car-go jones: another ageless toy. at least a decade in human years, if we estimate that max got him at a similar age that he gives him to dylan.
a crown of candy: finally some goddamn numbers.
liam wilhelmina: 17-18. he starts at 17 and turns 18 in ep 15 iirc.
theobald gumbar: ~50. this tracks for him assisting lazuli and being amethar's friend during the war
jet rocks: 18. and she never lived past 18.
saccharina frostwhip: 23-24. this tracks for her being born around the ravening war, before the rocks sisters were killed.
ruby rocks: 18. and she keeps living.
amethar rocks: 48. reasonable. he'd have been in his mid 20s during the ravening war.
lapin cadbury: old man. yes that is the actual entry. i'd say he's probably 10-15 years older than amethar to really be considered old.
cumulous rocks: late 30s early 40s. tracks for being created by lazuli while theo was starting his knighthood under her.
fantasy high sophomore year: i'm halfway convinced that the intrepid heroes just don't know how old high schoolers are. granted, they may be going for general teen, i.e. 13+1d6, so the more batshit stuff they do comes across as a little more normal. it's like having actors in their 20s play teens. except they're actually dnd characters. and they're in their 30s.
fig faeth: 16-17. another rough estimate for fig.
gorgug thistlespring: 17. a little funky, since he was 14 at the start of fhfy. the principle of 13+1d6 comes across here
adaine abernant: 16. her age range for the year is 15-16, which is normal for a high school sophomore.
fabian seacaster: 18. definitely stretching it a bit. the listed current age is 18-19, which i'm assuming is using boy's night as reference.
kristen applebees: 16-17, which tracks with her progression from freshman year
riz gukgak: 16. confirmed in ep 14 iirc. since he was 14 in feb of freshman year, and assuming spring break is ~april, he has a spring birthday.
pirates of leviathan: there's a pretty clear split of age groups in this season--the first to introduce adults in spyre.
sunny biscotto: 18. her first adventure as an independent person, even though it was technically her running away from home.
barbarella sarsaparilla gainglynn: 22. it tracks; she grew up isolated on leviathan and isn't super far into her career, though she has a pretty strong base
cheese stormcrank: 16. the youngest of the party, even though he's his family breadwinner. the left table is the young people in this party.
myrtle: 30. aabria calls her a 'dirty thirty'. so that may not be exact.
jack brakkow: late 50s equivalent. granted he's a ratkin, and middle age starts at 25 for them, with old landing at 40. so he may actually be younger, probably closer to myrtle's age if not a little older.
marcid the typhoon: unknown. he's never given a specific age. given that he's known myrtle for a long time, and at some point was nearly drowned in a shipwreck, i'm going to put him in his 30s as well.
the unsleeping city chapter ii: again, a mix of confirmed ages and vibes.
ricky matsui: early 30s. 29-34. this is just three years aged up from the first unsleeping city.
sofia lee: mid 30s. another age-up from
kingston brown: 58. thank god a confirmed number.
iga lisowski: 45. it feels like she kind of plays up the old lady schtick for her job, bc 45 isn't that old.
rowan berry: ~400. at least that's how long she's been on earth. rowan form in her mid 20s.
cody walsh: 26. this is a 26 year old hot topic manager with 12 swords and extreme mediocrity. truly a character designed to cause chaos.
pete conlan: younger than 34. again based on the reference ally makes in tucii to big business (1988). i'd put him at around 28-31. definitely around cody's age, a little older, but not much.
mice & murder: they are animals using variant human stats, so they're using human ages.
gangie green: 55. he definitely acts younger in certain circumstances.
buckster $ boyd: unknown. probably younger than gangie--late 40s perhaps? we know he's a gemini.
daisy d'umpstaire: almost 60. she's past her prime and wondering if she really wants to do this for the rest of her life
ian prescott: unknown. definitely middle aged, probably around buckster's age.
lars vandenchomp: 18, supposedly in dog years. also a cancer. i don't know how, given that they served in the schnauzer war and supposedly have a business degree.
sylvester cross: 55. another person past his prime, and wondering what's he's doing with the rest of his life.
misfits & magic: the first school season to actually have consistent ages, assuming they're entering as sixth years who were in their junior year in the us.
whitney jammer: 16. born around 2005.
k | dream: 17. born around 2004
sam black: 16. another 2005 baby
evan kelmp: 17. born around 2003. this tracks for him not having formal education-- a little old for the grade.
the seven: the first spyre school season to have the ages be consistent. the ladies know teenagerhood well.
the fact they lost a year or so in the palimpsests makes placing their grades a little fuzzier: we know sam, ostentatia, and zelda get taken during the school year. penny goes missing just before the start of the year, and antiope, katja, and danielle get taken beforehand.
antiope jones: 18. she lost a year in the palimpsest, so she's technically a super senior, making her a junior during fhfy.
katja cleaver: 18. another technical super senior, who was a junior during fhfy.
penny luckstone: 18. again, she lost her junior year during fhfy.
danielle barkstock: 16-17. i'd say 17, because that makes her a sophomore during fhfy--she'd have repeated the year to be a junior during the seven.
ostentatia wallace: 16-17. leaning toward 17 again, but younger than danielle. we don't get full confirmation of how old she is/what grade she's in during fhfy, but given the fact that she's established enough to host a party at her house during fhfy, i'd say she's a sophomore, and that's the year she repeats.
sam nightingale: 18. i'd say close to 19, because she's definitely in penelope's age group if not grade, and i'm pretty sure i recall penelope being a senior during fhfy. she may have been young for her grade initially, but came out on the other end after fhfy.
zelda donovan: 16-17. leaning towards 16 for zelda; she's a freshman with the bad kids during fhfy, and is the last maiden to be captured, at some point during the second semester. she could conceivably retake classes over the summer and catch up in order to be a sophomore the same year as the bad kids.
shriek week: this is a college season, so they're college aged. i don't have that much to say--we know exactly how old they are.
terry talbo: 22
megan mirror: 23
tuti iv: 21
seven: 22
a starstruck odyssey: there's a mix here--some vagueness, some numbers. in-universe their ages would be counted differently anyway, since they work off of 6-month cycles and not 12-month years.
gunnie miggles-rashbax: mid 30s. he's got two PhDs and a master's as well as a cyborg body and years of trying to pay off debt.
riva: unknown. it's reasonable to assume that they're on the younger side, given that they are on their galavant. i'd assume around early-mid 20s for their species.
norman takamori: unknown. based on the art and his general timeline, i'd say ~40s. maybe 50s.
skip | valdrinor: unknown. he's a cerebroslug who was presumably raised somewhere, tried to escape, ended up in space and then in a crate of powdered egg substitute.
margaret encino: 24. a savant who began working at 18. truly a girlboss on a quarter life crisis.
sundry sidney: n/a. she's an android--aging doesn't really apply to her. i think it's only been a year or so since the line was shut down, since it's been revamped as the warfare whitneys.
big barry syx: 38. this also carries over to barry nyne. we know barry bohunk created the barry battalion before anarchera 200 (current=220), but they were born as 25 year old beautiful big boys. in short, barry's age is a little questionable.
coffin run: another age split season, since half of the party is immortal.
aleksandr astrovsky: 41. young to be florina's zayde. also 15 sons? especially when he and marina had not been in contact for ~7 years? insane.
squing: old as time. younger than dracula, but only just. just a squishy headed vampire who eats letters.
wetzel: 26. has not even lived a majority of his lifetime and already wants to be a vampire.
may wong: 24. granted that's because she was turned at 24 so as to be eternally young and hot, so she's a bit older than that probably.
a court of fey and flowers: they are archfey that don't die. blooms are centuries apart. assume these age ranges are going to be like the bloodkeep ranges.
andhera: unknown. younger than most of the fae--he's the current heir to the unseelie, but has had many siblings who died previously in pursuit of the throne. most of the others knew them when they were younger; hob unhorsing him on the field of battle is only one example. so definitely like just of age for this prince.
k.p. hob: unknown. definitely older than andhera and likely binx, he's in the prime of his military career. getting closer to middle age, but still a relatively eligible bachelor, given that the goblin court sought to make a marriage alliance with lady sylmenar.
chirp featherfowl: unknown. i'd put her at the archfey equivalent of late 20s early 30s just based on vibes. she's still getting down at the bloom but has a 4 year old at home on the material plane.
squak airavis: unknown. i'd say slightly younger than chirp, but they've been cousins for so long that the difference is irrelevant. late 20s, getting down and breaking hearts at the bloom. considering marriage but shopping around.
delloso de la rue: unknown. rue is a little tricky--they were brought to the court of wonder as a child and presumably aged normally to that point, but they've been an archfey ever since. closer to hob's age than the lords of the wing.
binx choppley: unknown. the crisis of the court of craft happened relatively recently in fey terms and she was an adult by that point, though not truly the leader at the time. i'd say she's older than andhera, younger than the lords of the wing.
neverafter: some weird age splits in this party; kids, adults, inexplicable trickster spirits.
rosamund du prix: 18. technically 118, but that doesn't really matter.
timothy goose: unknown. he's old enough to have greying hair and an adult son--late 40s-early 50s maybe?
pinocchio: 12. this is based on both him and ylfa being 21 during the epilogue, so i'm assuming they're the same/a similar age.
puss in boots/pib: unknown. we meet him when he's on the older side for a cat, but also he's an eternally reincarnating trickster spirit, so that doesn't really matter.
gerard of greenleigh: 32. the other adult in the party, even though he doesn't have everything figured out.
ylfa snorgelsson: 12. this is confirmed in story, and she and pinocchio are the same age.
the ravening war: this season is a little weird because of the time skip and the fact that some ages are unconfirmed.
delissandro katzon: starts at 19, 21 after the first timeskip, 26 after the second. a young man.
raphaniel charlock: unknown. i'd say he starts in his late 60s and ends the season in his mid-70s. old enough to be deteriorating and have specific signs of age, but still spry enough to pull off a cunning action dash.
karna solara: 14 to start, 16 post-timeskip 1, 21 post-timeskip 2. rotting from a young age.
colin provolone: unknown. i'd place him in his late 20s to start, mid 30s by the end, based on his art and the start of cheese pattern baldness.
amangeaux epiceé du peche: unknown. mid 20s to start, early 30s by the end. she and her husband had been trying for heirs for a while--assuming she married young, she's not past her prime, but not having a kid in her position would be a little sus. also the fact that she must have had a relatively healthy uncomplicated pregnancy points to her still being pretty young to start.
dungeons & drag queens: a lot of variance here as well. mostly vibes-based.
troyánn: 242. she's got a combination of elf and immortal mermaid queen--this is reasonable.
princess foehammer: unknown. probably in her 20-30s.
gertrude: unknown. explicitly immortal--the only sign of age is her hair. she's been around for a while.
twyla: unknown. she's another fairy of unknown age.
mentopolis: some of these characters have stated ages. they are also concepts in a brain.
conrad schintz: 10. his growth has been stunted for years.
anastasia tension: 24. an up and coming journalist running form her rich family? say no more.
hunch curio: unknown. he's a concept in a brain. on vibes? 40s.
imelda pulse: unknown. i'd say she's probably around anastasia's age, given that they demonstrably grew up together.
dan fucks: unknown. another concept in a brain. 20-30s on the vibes alone.
the fix: unknown. concept in a brain. old enough to be a father and a contract killer is all i'll say.
burrow's end: this follows stoat aging--some of these are confirmed, some are guesses.
tula: 1-2 years old, leaning towards 2. old enough to have kids of a reasonable age, if the 1 year mark is adulthood (male stoats achieve sexual maturity at 10-11 months)
jaysohn: somewhere between 6 and 8 months old. growing up fast.
viola: 1-2 years old, same litter as tula. i looked up stoat reproduction against recommendation.
thorn vale: 1-2 years old. in the vague adult range with tula and viola.
ava: 4 years old. potentially could live for 15 more winters. unbelievable.
lila: somewhere between 6 and 8 months old. same litter as jaysohn, but is the elder of the two of them.
and that's all for this time! despite being this long, this is still going to be shorter than the relationship tracking. as always the spreadsheet is available for perusal.
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th3b4dk1dzz · 7 months
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yourbelgianthings · 9 months
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i haven’t listened to graduation yet but i wanted to include every one of them
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dimension20pcbracket · 3 months
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could be anyone's game, really. impossible to say which of these characters is more popular.
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shrimpmajordomo · 9 months
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followup question to best finale that i think is one we don't think/talk about much
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