“Time theft” is the boss’s term for not breaking our necks on the job to increase their profits.

If you’re not an EMT, maybe take a breather. Your job probably isn’t life or death.

https://anti-work.shop/

the fact that the words "time theft" even exist together the way they do and apply to some cooperate bullshit about ... stealing time from them (??????) and not like, time traveling bandits who literally steal things through time via time travel, makes me feel feral we deserve a better timeline we deserve to be time bandits

You guys need to steal more from your employers.

Arcane Bullshit

:33 < if your workpurrlace doesn't measure your bathroom breaks, take full advantage of that. drink a lot of water befur going in so you go to the bathroom early into your shift. go to the bathroom a little befur your lunch break to wash your hands. drink lots of water during your shift so you have to go again befur you leave

:33 < also your break doesn't start until you sit down

-Nepeta

“To establish hierarchy, the antithesis of women's world order, patriarchy had to create scarcity—of respect, of honor, of food and other essentials, but primarily of time.

All around me every day I hear people complain, ‘I don’t have time.’ ‘There's not enough time.’ ‘I need 36 hours in every day.’ I say it myself, although I know that there is plenty of time, all the time we could possibly ever need; time is what there is an infinite supply of in the universe, and time is life. Perhaps we should ask ourselves the obvious question, ‘If there is plenty of time and I don't have it, where is it, who has it, and how can I get my share of it back?’

That this scarcity of time has seemed inevitable until now is instructive. If you can persuade people that there isn't enough time, if you can persuade them that this time deprivation is unchangeable ‘reality,’ and if you can simultaneously organize society in a way that bears out your contention that there seems in fact to be very little time, you can steal people's lives from them.”

-Sonia Johnson, Wildfire Igniting the She/volution

Time-theft?

That's a loaded word. I prefer the much more neutral time-reclaiming.

yall rockin with time theft tuesday⁉️

literally dozing off at work... maybe ill take a nap

Actively disappointed in myself whenever I fail to take my midday shit at work 😔

How it feels to hide away on the roof at work so I can play Pokémon Emerald

I hope everyone is committing plenty of time theft on this fine Monday

"It is not workers “stealing” from the boss’s time which is the issue, but rather employers robbing their employees."

Lots of good quotes in this one

"And how exactly were they able to account, down to the minute, for every instance in which the woman was not actively at her desk with her eyes glued to her screen? With invasive surveillance, of course!"

"The working class is sick and tired of being accused of “quiet quitting” and “time theft” while the capitalists steal wages and state benefits with impunity. It’s about time that the bosses pay up."

And of course, "Everyone’s least favourite grocery gremlin, Galen Weston Jr."

I love going to the bathroom on company time!!

(Protip spend 5-7 minutes every 1-1.5 hours it adds up)

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