I’m crying

i dont wanna stay up to watch the chinese grand prix...

BUT THE PARASITES. THE PARASITES INSIDE ME WANT

They’re making Jason Todd into muscley tiktok e-boy and I don’t vibe with it :/

Mutual aid request!!!!

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while i do appreciate the tiktok/reddit/twitter immigration jokes to a point it is mildly concerning when it starts to resemble real world anti-immigration rhetoric

nono you guys don't understand tumblr joined the prev war against prev and they won.

the ppl who move to LA and then complain abt the other ppl who move to LA as if thats what LA is are annoying but at least they create a little bubble of annoying ppl the natives can safely avoid instead of spreading out 

Urgent mutual aid request!!!!

Aaron Arce is in need of funding for a double lung transplant and the expenses that will come with this life saving surgery. Blessings from Asklepios Soter, Apollon Acesius, and Hygeia the healing to his family!

I’m a ‘hat-fish’ — mean people say I’m ugly despite hair transplant

This guy has hat it with haters.  A tall musclebound and tattooed hunk says he’s constantly reminded of how “ugly” he looks to would-be fan girls online.  “Without a hat, I look awful,” said Steven, 34, an influencer from the United Kingdom known digitally to his 3.9 million TikTok followers as @Lord_Dermott, in his trending confessional about seeking a hair transplant.  “I’m a hat-fish,” he…

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saying let's get married;

domestic and sweet moments during the first year of newly-wed life (f!reader) <3

KUROO — "my wife" this and "my wife" that to the point where all his friends and coworkers are groaning and saying we get it, man! you're married now! his dorky nonfiction books taking up all the space on the nightstand. helping him tame his bed hair when he wakes up and is trying to get ready for work. created a powerpoint presentation where he told you he was going to give you the most epic promotion of a lifetime (the powerpoint was themed to mimic an HR presentation describing new employee benefits and perks, along with what the new position would consist of; the final slide asked "do you accept the position of being tetsurou kuroo's wife? limited time bonus offer includes a diamond ring!")

OSAMU — doesn't know how to fold your clothes properly (it's not weaponized incompetence, he just doesn't understand why your tops have these many strings and components to them). tries out all his new recipes with you as his taste-testing guinea pigs. during your wedding reception, atsumu asked you who was cuter: him or osamu. on your off days from your job, you go to onigiri miya and help him close down the shop. blowing bubbles at him from the soap that foams up when you're washing the dishes. him knowing where you're most ticklish and using it against you every time he asks you for a minor favor.

BOKUTO — asks you about kid names before he even pops the question. wants you to quiz him on your family tree because he so badly wants to impress them when he's meeting them (he then asks for a quiz on your extended family once the wedding date is scheduled). gets excited when he sees those corny tiktoks that claim "these initials are soulmates" and he sees yours and his initials paired together; he'll send you those tiktoks and go "babe, look!!! i told u we were meant to be!!" brings you up any time he can, whether it's in regular conversation with friends, small talk with a cashier, a meet n greet with a fan, or a post-game interview. loves to do push-ups with you on his back.

OIKAWA — makes a vision board at the beginning of the year, except the main image is a horribly photoshopped picture of your head pasted on some stock photo of a bride. he was showing you something on his phone, and the notification from his jeweler announcing that your engagement ring was ready for pick up popped up and he nearly dropped his phone while trying to hurriedly swipe away the notification whilst shielding his screen from you. gets all pouty and wants to be the little spoon; will also start asking you "baaaabe, would you still love me if i was a worm?" saw you in the stands booing his opposing team, and whistled, exclaiming "that's my girl!" panics when he sees strands of his hair on the bathroom floor; proceeds to ask you if you'll still be with him even if he becomes bald. then asks if you'll pay for his hair transplant (as a joke; you never use your card when you're with him).