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devoidaffectu · 2 years
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When your gf is gaming but you try’na spend quality time together (based on this)
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i uhh. saw a screenshot from 'say anything' (1989) and then. made it fengqing 😳😳 (also those are the lyrics from '武家坡/wu jia po' bc i have had it stuck in mY HEAD FOR A MONTH NOW IT WILL NOT GO AWAY HAAAAALP ;A; but actually don't, the song fucking SLAPS, if anything had to be stuck in my head i'm glad it's this one 🥺)
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yumeka-sxf · 4 months
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In addition to Yor's epiphany scene, this scene was the other one I was most looking forward to in season 2 - a scene that, in my opinion, is one of the most Twiyor-ish scenes in the series so far 💖
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Why is it so significant? Because there was no reason for Twilight to put on any Loid Forger acting in that moment. He wasn't conversing with nor being scrutinized by anyone. So why would he give that soft smile followed by such affectionate, comforting words as "お疲れ様/otsukaresama"? (this can be translated in many ways, but generally it's something you say to thank someone for their hard work).
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The answer is because it's something he truly felt...he understood the sacrifice Yor made for Anya's happiness and genuinely appreciated it (if only he knew the sacrifice she made on the larger scale, lol). While he's a bit perturbed at first since some onlookers were snickering at him, it didn't take long for him to soften and then graciously carry his queen and princess the girls back to the ship 😭
But Twilight overall was really soft in this episode and I loved it~ From his blush upon seeing Yor to the several times he gave that same soft smile when talking with/looking at her...I think Anya was right when she called him out on the ship about missing his wife 😅
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I liked how the anime conveyed his shock when noticing her bruised face...what must have been his thought at that moment? 👀
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The scenes of the family activities translated better in animated form in my opinion. While they were each only a single panel in the manga, they lasted a few seconds each in the anime, plus the addition of the insert song helped the with the comfy, wholesome vibe~ Also the part where Yor inadvertently chucks Anya across the ocean is still hilarious.
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Loid's dorky skip at the beginning of the episode translated very well in animated form too 😅
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The ending of this chapter in the manga always felt a bit rushed to me...it quickly jumps from the aforementioned scene of them returning to the ship, to suddenly being home, reuniting with Bond and Franky, having a meal together, then Twilight meeting Sylvia, all within a few panels. Even though I wish the anime added more than just some additional scenes of the ship leaving the island, I felt it flowed much better in the anime since, just like the family activities, each scene in the ending lasted a second or two instead of being a single illustration.
But I love how this chapter/episode ends, with Yor, Anya, and Bond napping while Anya draws about her family vacation. This seems to take place the next day or maybe later the same day they got home, so makes sense they'd still be tired from the trip!
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By the way, the manga has this additional scene showing that Olka and company are safe. Weird that the anime didn't stick it in at some point.
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Also, the anime team didn't have to go so hard with this episode's key visual but they did...and I love it 😍 Might actually be my favorite of the key visuals so far!
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I was very happy to see the "surrounded by liars" panel finally animated! This is such a funny scene and a great way to fully wrap up the cruise arc.
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I also burst out laughing at Yuri's locker 🤣
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Damian is surprisingly laid back in this episode. I think the reason is because Anya's antics aren't directly involving him. He tends to go total tsundere only when she's actually talking to him, lol.
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The new scene of Yor getting the keychains for her coworkers was a nice addition! Guess it's canon that Yor and Anya didn't sleep for the entire trip back, lol. Glad they got to spend family time on the ship too! (though I wish we could have seen Yor's reaction waking up in Loid's bottom bunk bed, haha. He must have brought her to his room since he wouldn't know where her room is. Unless she woke up before he even put her in a bed, in which case she would have been super embarrassed knowing he was carrying her around in public 😆)
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Looks like next week the anime will be changing the order of things a bit and giving us the Becky home-wrecking and Fiona chapters (the latter of which seems to have some anime original content?) The Becky chapter is one of my favorite stand-alone chapters...I'm already dying of laugher thinking about it 😂
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kairiscorner · 8 months
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Miguel x Spiderwoman reader where the reader is his wife and he finds it so funny that despite being spiderwoman, she still has a crippling amount of arachnophobia 😭💀🤣
KDKDBFODKDKDKFKFO THAT'S SO CUTE WHATTTT he'd tease the shit out of her omgggg
(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)
miguel o'hara x arachnophobic!spider woman!reader
content warnings! mentions of blood and bleeding. please do not read any further if you are uncomfortable with these themes ^^
despite being bitten by a radioactive spider and adopting the moniker 'spider woman', you were deathly afraid of these eight-legged critters–it was like being scared of your own kin, in a way. you couldn't stand being around spiders themselves for too long, nor could you look nor touch them or their fat, hairy bodies; they disgusted and scared you sometimes, with those beady little eyes and those sharp fangs of theirs... kind of like your husband's.
he was an intimidating, scary man at times, though you loved him dearly and knew he was incredibly soft and mushy underneath; he also had an unprecedented sense of humor, which was tapped into when he discovered that–"you're afraid of spiders?" he asked you as you looked at him with embarrassment in your eyes, an evident fluster in your face as you nodded and muttered a 'yes'. miguel raised an eyebrow at you and gave a small hum. "what about it?" you asked him as miguel shrugged, going back to work and turning his back to you. "nothing." he murmured softly.
you sighed as you thought of what he could've been thinking about at the moment right now after finding out about your fear of spiders, the very thing that you share your DNA with. you heard miguel's footsteps behind you drawing nearer and even louder as he spoke. "why're you afraid of those little arachnids, though, they can't hurt you. one's tried, but it couldn't kill you..." he murmured as he ran his hands up and down the back of your arms, causing you to shudder and feel a heat all over your face, especially throughout your cheeks. "...so why're you so afraid of them, corazon? do they really... disturb you that much?" he asked you in a sultry voice as you gasped at his hands palming their way down to your waist, running his hands up and down at your curves with a low groan and slightly ragged breathing as he touched you.
he nuzzled his face at the crook of your neck, with you trying to find the words to answer his question, but even finding the voice to speak out those answers was difficult to do, what with him being so close to you. you had been married a little while ago, and though intimacy isn't a completely foreign topic to either of you, you could never get over how good his hands felt when roaming over every curve of your body, how warm you felt when he'd press himself against you. "mi cielo, what's wrong? why can't you answer, hmm? do you... find me disturbing as well? do you find me... scary?" he asked you in a low mutter as he gently pressed his lips against the length of your neck.
you gasped at the sudden contact, and he chuckled at your little reaction. "do you, mi esposa? do you get frightened when your big, scary husband gets all close to you? i'm half spider, mi esposa... aren't you scared of me, querida?" he asked you as you frantically shook your head at his question, with him giving you a low chuckle as he pulled you even closer and unsheathed his claws, gently running the sharp talons over the flesh of your arms and abdomen.
"spiders are scary... but you're just..." "just what, querida?" he asked you as your eyes darted to your side where miguel was creeping up and down your neck, and in the dimness of his office, something stood out as it gleamed in the dark–his fangs had been drawn out and were nearing your neck as the seconds passed. you felt the blood drain from your face as miguel neared you, his fangs threatening to sink into the flesh of your skin and... draw blood from you.
you squirmed under his touch as you tried to continue your answer, when all of a sudden, you felt something creep up your leg. you immediately casted your gaze downwards and caught a big, hairy spider crawling up your leg. that was far enough, you had to release it–and out came a loud scream from the depths of your lungs as you frantically shook the hairy beast off your lower leg. "getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!" you exclaimed as migurl burst out cackling.
he told lyla to terminate the simulation, and thus, the spider disappeared. you panted as miguel gave a small chuckle as he turned to you with a smile. "lo siento, mi amor, i just had to see your face after trying that simulation out. it seems it worked a little too well." he said as he looked at your confused and agitated face when you realized that it was all just a ruse.
you hit miguel's chest repeatedly, scolding and screaming at him that his joke was far from funny. he sighed with a big smile as he cupped your face with only two fingers and gazed at you with his irises reddening as his fangs bared when he grinned. "oh, mi vida... you're so beautiful when you're angry. a feisty little gremlin you are." he cooed to you as he crouched down to your level and brought his face even closer to yours. "maybe i should show you how scary spiders can really be, how scary this big spider you married can really be." he said in a sultry, low voice as he pulled you in for a kiss, and lightly bit your lower lip with his fangs.
as he drew a bit of blood from your lips, he cleaned up the blood that was spilling with his tongue lapping over your lower lip repeatedly. your little mewls and whimpers just motivated miguel to keep teasing and tormenting your poor lower lip... and keeping you to himself all night long, showing you just how scary a big spider like him can really be.
tags !! @miguelswifey04 @binibinileonara @meeom @hisachuu @arachnoia @fiannee @fictarian @yuridopted0 @melovetitties @ophanimgold
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e-vay · 6 months
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E-vay in your old drawing u said Aurora had an ex 👀this ex is still canon?? if yes, will you ever draw him??
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Ahahahaha! It’s so funny, I never thought I’d ever draw him again. I redesigned him a bit.
Yes he’s canon to my stories 😂 But the term “ex-boyfriend” is really loose. They were kids, so they were as boyfriend-girlfriend as kids can be. They hung out a few times because Aurora thought he was cool, and unlike all the other kids that used to pick on her he kind of was aloof about her so she was like (☆▽☆)
(Aurora, honey, that bar is too low)
She invited him over to the house to meet her parents and he was disrespectful to them and she didn’t like that. Sure she has a thing for the cool, quiet types but not if they don’t have any manners. So she said they shouldn’t hang out anymore and he was like “whatevs”
Neither of them were devastated 🤣 But it was the first time Aurora ever brought home a boy so Sonic didn’t handle it well.
I wish I could find that old comic. It probably isn’t very funny by my standards now but it would still be fun for nostalgia.
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notfreetoday · 7 months
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My Personal Weatherman Ep 2 Tidbits
I'm really enjoying the adorable awkwardness with which Yoh acts around Segasaki, and it comes across not only in his behaviour but also in his speech pattern. I watch without subs, so this may have been conveyed, but just in case it wasn't I'd thought I'd share a few cultural/language tidbits here.
Teruteru Bouzu first - you'll probably have seen one before if you watch slice-of-life anime. That little doll/ghost like thingy that Yoh was folding with the tissue is used like a charm of sorts, to chase the rain away, or just as a good weather charm that you'd hang by the window. You'll often see these hung up by the kids in Kindergarten cause that's the age when rain sucks hahaha
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I loved this because it shows that Yoh really does miss Segasaki, even though he doesn't want to admit it. The way he smiled at it and then violently threw it away when he realized what he was doing 🤣🤣🤣
Later in the episode, Yoh's emotional withdrawal from Segasaki due to his building jealousy is emphasized in his speech patterns - he awkwardly drops in some "polite" words/patterns (which he didn't in Ep 1, although, granted, he hardly spoke to Segasaki in Ep 1 lolol), which makes his sentences come across as slightly more stilted. This first happens (and is clearest here) when Segasaki joins him for dinner after realising Yoh had waited up for him. He catches Yoh staring and asks "Hmm?", to which Yoh replies says
"あ、いや。なんでもない…です" (Ah, iya, nandemonai…desu) aka "Ah, no, it's….nothing".
"Desu" as you probably know, is an ending particle used in "polite" speech, which he tacks on as an afterthought (the polite form of "iya" would be "iie", if he had wanted the whole sentence to be polite from the get go).
After dinner, when Yoh tries to wake Segasaki up but doesn't know how to, he tries by saying "あの…" (ano…) a few times - which is a common sound you use to get someone's attention but don't want to sound too demanding - this actually isn't being polite per se, because Yoh's certainly not going to go all "Oi!" (which is rather rude) at Segasaki now, but it does show the hesitancy with which Yoh approaches him. Then, when he says he's going to bed, he says
"じゃ、俺は寝るので" (Jya, ore wa neru node) aka "So then, I'm going to bed, therefore…"
The usage of "node" here doesn't quite make the sentence "polite/formal", but it certainly is a little less colloquial than using "から(kara)". The same way that "therefore" doesn't make a sentence polite/formal in English, but is definitely less colloquial than using the word "so" in English. Also, I just find it funny that he uses the informal "ore" pronoun for "I" here with "node" instead of the more formal "boku". Both this, and the random -desu he added earlier, just make his sentences a little more stilted/awkward, and individually don't deserve much mention at all, but together, and in the context of his jealousy, show just how unsure of himself Yoh is around Segasaki.
Btw, the full line he said was
"寝るなら部屋で、とおもって。じゃ、俺は寝るので、あの、その、そういうことで、おやすみ。 aka If you're going to sleep then, (you should sleep) in the room - at least that's what I thought..... So then, I'm going to bed, therefore...um... that... with that... night!
TOO ADORABLE.
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(If the text in the speech bubbles wasn't subbed) The manga drawing on the computer, shown right after Yoh's internal dialogue of "But, if I said, 'no' then… it would negate the 'hate' that I said earlier so…" has the words "suki da yo, chanto" in speech bubbles, essentially "I do like you, (you know?) Really."
I'm really enjoying this show 😆 😆 😆
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prince-kallisto · 26 days
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…Twisted Wonderland MLP AU (*゚▽゚*)
I used to draw MLP characters a lot when I was younger, but it’s been several years since I’ve last done so! I thought this would be a funny idea, and I also wanted to try my hand at coloring again 😭🐦‍⬛
Pony Crowley…in my heart he is an Alicorn but it may just be the young me in my heart that unashamedly made so many Alicorn OCs! 🤣 I think it would be funny if the only reason no one knew he was an Alicorn because of his hat. That’s literally it- he’s not really particularly trying to hide it- he just wears a hat and doesn’t use magic frequently so literally everyone assumes he’s a Pegasus 😭
Crowley would be rather tall compared to the average pony because of this, but I think only very specific characters would tower over him- but the Draconia’s would tower over everybody tbh 😭
I did my best to “ponyify” his outfit, like using his wings as a replacement for his shoulder feathers, and draping his keys across his body. Instead of his glitter vest, I think it would be cute if he had star-like glitter on his body! I’m not really good with cutie mark designs ahxjdjcjx- but I wonder if the equivalent of a cutie mark was the Unique Magic? Perhaps their mark represents their UM in some way 🤔 To be honest, it makes sense to me that it would be more common for ponies to earn their marks around adolescence or young adulthood? 🤣 Basically NRC age- so it wouldn’t be unusual for characters like Ace and the other first years to not have their mark yet.
I really liked the characters in MLP with darker color palettes, like Nightmare Moon, Luna, the bat ponies, King Sombra, the changelings, etc. Their designs were always so striking! It was a shame that so very few characters had these darker colors, and that even fewer weren’t villains (but I loved the villains too ofc ajdjxjdb). So I felt like Crowley was the perfect opportunity to bring this back for myself 😭
I have plans to design Lilia, Malleus, and Meleanor as ponies, because I surprisingly had a lot of fun with this! I don’t have plans for the others characters just yet, but we’ll see- I’d probably just pick and choose specific characters in personally interested in just because there’s a lot of them…😭 But I’d like to draw more soon! \(//∇//)\
Edit: Actually, I think it would be interesting if Crowley was a changeling, but that’s for a future sketch to discuss,,,
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flymetosnarryland · 8 months
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GTFO.
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Did anyone miss Muggle London like I did? 🙃
This series as a part of "Infraction" has grown incredibly. It helped me understand a lot about things I want to write and made me think about "Infraction" as... well, my first real baby, lol. I wrote one Snarry, "Oblivion" already, but I take that story as testing the waters. I tried to know Harry and Severus, placing them in situation close to, eh, something that happened to me in a way. It means a lot to me and I'm proud of myself that I managed to write a fic from the start to the end.
"Infraction" on the other hand... this one is going to be really FAT piece of work and I'm excited over the moon about it. First chapter and the first part of second already landed on Ao3, but when am I going to finish the next part of it? (If anyone is interested at all, because I personally don't touch unfinished pieces, knowing how it works 🤣)
Well, to be honest, I decided to not rush it. Not because I don't know what to write. The main outline of the story has 40k+ words. It appeared that planning a series of murders is not so easy 😂 especially when the politics are part of it (I mean, Merlin... that's the last thing I thought I will EVER write, lol) and on top of that I have some complicated relationships (or, I suppose, a cherry on molten chocolate cake 🤤). Which makes me shiver and scream, that much I want to jump into writing it again. But the more I am thinking about the plot and fitting everything I need into it (of course writing it down), the more I'm surprised that I am able to figure out something that seems damn complex to me and my three brain cells 😂 I want to be proud of this story. I want it to be... maybe not perfect, but as good as I can see, it can be. And I enjoy the idea of growing as hobby writer. It makes me really happy. Also it's my first serious CRIME story. I know I said before that I always wanted to write crime. I always thought though it's out of my range, you know, I'm too dumb to bring something interesting that other people could possibly like as I do. But with this story I'm trying new things (like bringing Marauders to life), I'm thinking in advance, I'm on both sides: the detective and the serial killer and... GOSH. I really think it will have sense and be worth to waste some time on reading it, lol!
Also there is Snarry AUctoberfest on the way and, you know, I decided I'll try to write something for the fest for the first time! (It's my year of many first times and I really like it!) Funny thing, it appears that my fic for the fest will be a little test to what I want to do with "Infraction." When it occured to me (don't ask how it happen, but the idea I've had in mind turned 180 degree and I couldn't help it! Had to just go for it 😂) I was stunned. But in the same way it's a great opportunity to try new things, see how it will go and how it will work before I'll jump back to my baby.
If anyone checked "Infraction", please don't be mad or sad or... disappointed or angry (?), that I'm not updating it yet. This fic is absolutely my main focus and I'm tinkering and working on it. As for everything, I need time (and probably cut some other projects while I will write it; so less drawing going to be main part of the writing process 🙃 I suppose in the last quarter of the year; except if I'll have my holiday from work!)
Ah, dang. I wrote a lot here, I suppose? Less shite than messy personal stuff, but still something I guess, I wanted to share? Even if I think it's pointless and worthless, because who cares, lol. I'm learning, trying to share, I think. I should, as I wasn't doing it at all and it suppose to help me to... leave the shell of person that other people think I am. Because I grew to be someone irl that I'm really tired of being. Of pretending to be. How stupid it all sounds it's beyond me and I still deny to admit it.
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kneelingshadowsalome · 8 months
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I am so in to König and the confident solder lady (btw we need a tag name or a callsign for her, maybe a poll?) but anyway I go insane for that dynamic!❤️‍🔥 I am on FIRE after I read your stories and it's NEVER enough 😭🤣
so I imagined this scenario about them
They are out on a mission to capture someone. When König finds the target the lady solder, still under the effect of how brutal and efficient König is with his hands disposing of the enemies, says to him:
L - Bag n tag me...I mean HIM
K - *looks at lady solder while filthy thoughts run through his mind*
now both of their minds are in the gutter...as well as mine, but mine never left😈
Confident soldier lady is so unhinged even König is at a loss sometimes 🤨 And our soldier babe? She gets off on those baffled, bewildered looks a little too much (shame on her).
One day when they're cuddling, sweaty and spent after another heated session that was supposed to put her in her place – how curious that it does actually work, even if only for like 5 minutes – she crosses another line.
"König… Could you kidnap me sometime? You know, in a roleplay fashion," she asks while drawing circles on that godly, muscled, sweaty chest.
The said godly muscled sweaty chest almost stops breathing.
"Kidnap you?" König repeats, appalled and with pure loathing in his voice. "I hate kidnappers... And I hate slavery."
She nearly rises to give him a pointed remark about how funny it is that he hates that shit when at the same time, doesn't have a problem with treating her like a possession. But calling a man like König out on his double standards would be futile, so she settles for seething with quiet resentment while curled up there in his arms.
Right.
Yeah… Of course this guy wouldn't know what roleplay even means.
..........
Next week she's walking back to the bus after visiting a sibling, a bit anxious about getting back to base and seeing König again. She still has over a week's worth of leave left, but she wants to go back to spend it with him.
It's sick... Everything about this relationship is sick, twisted, and crazy. She’s always running back to him like a cat who hears her owner has opened another canned tuna in oil. She's so in her thoughts about how to torture that jerk in return that she doesn't quite notice a white van pulling over right next to her.
He barely fits inside the cargo space with her, almost folds her in half while ducking and stepping inside. The car groans under the weight, slants slightly to the side, and she starts to panic and squirm from realizing this is actually happening.
Next thing she knows, she's being picked up from behind like she weighs nothing. A large palm lands over her mouth the minute she’s about to scream – she makes a tiny little noise through her nose but the palm moves to cover that as well.
The street is silent, it's a lazy afternoon in the suburbs, everyone is at work and children are at school, and no one can hear or see how some psycho hauls her inside that van.
"Shh. Stop fighting," a familiar voice bleeds into her ears, muffled and warm.
It can't be…
But then again, didn't she just make a wish upon a psycho star?
He notices she has stopped fighting, just like he ordered her to. He feels how she surrenders to a far stronger beast – just like she's supposed to. And then he purrs.
"Das ist eher so… Be good now. Be a good girl."
Yep...
No one speaks German like that. No one calls her a gut girl like that.
The palm leaves her mouth, and she's being lowered gently on the floor of the van. She turns to look at her captor with both hope and dread pounding inside her chest.
"König…?"
It's pointless to utter that name when the man before her is exactly his size and build, moves like him, has those same cold, blue eyes that gain a warmer tone every time they land on her. The only thing that makes her take a double check is that he's not wearing a hood this time but a black balaclava. Oddly enough, it makes him look a bit more human. She can see the shape of his jaw, the perch of his nose, usually disguised by the baggy sniper hood he's so fond of...
But what the new mask also does is that it makes him look even more menacing: he looks like some of those terrorists they've always fought against. He looks like the biggest bank robber ever put to this earth, he looks like he's about to shoot dozens of innocent citizens and then kidnap someone to take as his prize and drag them into his rape lair.
The notion should not make her squeal like she's looking forward to being that person…
"You're mine now," he looks down at her, lying at his feet like a stray cat about to be taken back home, then turns to walk out of the van. By the time he slams the doors shut, she's smiling – she might be in need of some serious help, but she can't deny König is at his best when he comes out to play.
….....
His house is surprisingly neat, albeit it is no doubt also a man cave for a soldier who rarely spends time at home.
She’s not carried into a cold lair or a secret dungeon underneath the house. No, she gets to stay in his bedroom, on a soft, king-sized bed. He "forces" her cook for him, and praises her meals like they’re some sort of gourmet dishes. It lights a little flame inside her chest, a fire that doesn’t burn but only feels warm. She starts to tidy his place on her own accord.
It's cute, and it's fun, their little kidnap game.
It’s also kind of entertaining to play house with König like this, especially when her "kidnapper" comes to her every night and takes her gently but intensely, with a passion that renders her silent.
It starts to resemble the most domestic little scene until after one week, she snaps out of it.
She doesn't fight back at all.
He calls her his, asks if she has everything she needs as they lay together on his ridiculously large and nice bed. She doesn’t miss her hard army bunk one bit.
She snaps out of it because he brings her a dress.
She fucking hates dresses.
Well, perhaps she doesn’t hate them... but she hates the particular dress he bought her. It's white and has flowers on it – yuck – is she supposed to cook him a nice, healthy meal while wearing that? Let him lift the hem and take her against a counter whenever he wants? Does he think she’s just going to open her legs for him every night after serving him like a docile, doting little wife?
That night, she fights like a wildcat when he comes to her. She enjoys the way he's panting by the time she finally surrenders to him. He sounds like a dog in heat, he's grunting like a man who has one job too many, trying to restrain his little alley cat so that he can push that heavenly cock inside her. She's dripping wet by the time he gets there, looking up at her captor with lightning and thunder in her eyes.
"What's gone into you now, meine Wildkatze?"
"That stupid dress, that's what's gone into me," she hisses as he tries to be gentle again – she suddenly hates it that he's gentle.
"You'd look good in it," he tries, and she almost spits on his face. Her heart hurts for some unfathomable reason, her lower lip juts out with a furious pout.
"Well you'd look good in rags…!"
And just when she thinks he couldn't make it worse… he makes it worse.
He just laughs. Gently, and heartily.
"Is that the best you can do, little one?"
"You'd make such a good wife..."
The only thing she can do is gasp for air as he makes love to her, as those eyes hold her captive gently, so gently – has he become so gentle just because she cooked him for a week and cleaned up his stupid man cave?
Did he kidnap her just because he realized that would be the perfect way to trick her and transform her into a good little housewife?
Good god...
"If you don't set me free tomorrow, I swear I'll… I'll run away!"
She’s the one panting now, and her threat has little effect save for the hauntingly familiar flash of dare that makes those blue eyes look brighter for a second.
"That's what cats do sooner or later," her King tilts his head – the cock inside her gives a demanding pulse, and she has to fight the urge to moan.
"…but they always return home."
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frodo-with-glasses · 6 months
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More Reading Thoughts: A Long-Expected Party
There’s something so incredibly endearing about the slow, meandering beginning of LotR.
Even today—in a day and age when every author tries to grab you by the eyeballs in the first five words—Tolkien’s writing still has that gentle, irresistible draw that takes you by the hand and leads you slowly but surely into adventure. Something about a “birthday party of special magnificence” just appeals to all our inner children, I think; and the tiny mysteries, and the joy of a world of fantastical creatures living in peace and comfort, just adds to that. You want to go to Middle Earth, and you want to get lost in it. It’s like a lazy river at a water park; you wade in, get settled, and relax, and the next thing you know you’re far away from where you started.
All of that to say, Tolkien’s writing is goals and I aspire to be even a fraction of what this man was someday.
Anyway. To the bullet points!
Isn’t it hilarious how quick people are to begrudge one another their good fortune?? If Bilbo had been poor and died in a timely manner his neighbors would probably have liked him just fine, but he gets a lot of wealth and lives a long time and all the hobbits go >:-(
They’re not wrong to be suspicious, of course, but it’s still a biting social commentary. And very funny!
“As Mr. Baggins was generous with his money, most people were willing to forgive him his oddities and his good fortune.” 🤣
“You should come live with me so we can celebrate our birthday parties more comfortably together” belongs in the same category as C. S. Lewis’ “and they got so used to arguing that they married each other to keep doing it more conveniently”
“And suddenly, all the old people found that everyone actually WANTED to hear their rambling stories!”
GAFFER GAMGEE MY BELOVED
Hobbits are all so terribly prejudiced. What endearing morons.
Ooh, confirmation that Bilbo and Frodo look similar!
“There never was much to tell of him! … Till he was drownded.” “DROWNDED??”
I love that the only things we know about Drogo Baggins are that he was unremarkable and fat and married a strange woman
The Gaffer: “Thank goodness Mr. Bilbo saved young Mr. Frodo from those strange, dastardly Bucklanders…”
Meanwhile, Merry feels his eye Twitch and doesn’t know why 🤣
The spelling of jewels as “jools” is adorable for reasons I can’t describe
Tiny Gaffer Gamgee saw Bilbo come home from his Adventure!!
The Gaffer’s words are strangely prophetic. Sam did indeed land in trouble that was bigger than him—and thank goodness he did.
The Gaffer basically says here “if generosity is being strange, we could do with a lot more strangeness!” and honestly that’s a motto I want to live by
I love that Sam is most likely the one who started the rumor about the fireworks X-D
I wish we’d gotten to see the Dwarves visiting Bag End in the movies. It’s a shame they were cut. Imagine what cool costumes they could have had!
“G for grand!” and Gandalf’s smile. Ugh, my heart 🥹
Pity that September 22nd fell on a Friday this year. We were so close to it being a Thursday, like in the book! Oh well. Try again another year, I guess X-D
Are small business owners grumbling about your purchases from foreign parts?? Here’s an easy solution! Just BUY OUT THE STOCK OF EVERYONE FOR MILES AROUND IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS
Also the fact that the post offices are absolutely flooded 🤣 Bilbo, you madlad
“Old Gaffer Gamgee stopped even pretending to work on his garden” LOL
The brief paragraph of NOOO BAD WEATHER THE DAY BEFORE THE PARTY is honestly spectacular. It’s so nerve-wracking for just a second there—which is hilarious in light of the war and death and GIANT SPIDERS we’re going to read about. I think it has a flavor of Tolkien’s beliefs on eucatastrophe hidden in there—it’s not out of Bilbo’s own effort that the weather cleared up just in time for his party, it was just happy providence—but I’m too tired to write an essay about it right now.
“Half the Shire’s been invited…and the rest of them are turning up anyway!”
The hobbits who came through the gate again to get a second present 🤣🤣🤣
“The hobbit-children were so excited that for a while they almost forgot about eating.” That’s impressive!!
I love that some of the toys are dwarven-made. That’s such a cool detail that makes the world seem both fantastical (because dwarves!) and real (because you can Amazon order toys from them!) at the same time.
The names of the fireworks!! Especially the ones that are onomatopoeia, like “backarappers”! It just makes brain go ✨✨✨
Pfffft, yellow rain
There’s the express train reference!
Notable difference here: in the movies, the big dragon firework was set off ahead of schedule by Merry and Pippin, and all the hobbits freak out. In the book, the big dragon firework is set off right on time to signal supper, and all the hobbits freak out (but are immediately pacified by food).
Small detail I’d like to see in more fanfics: “Bilbo had been specializing in food for many years, and his table had a high reputation.” Yes, the idea of Bilbo and Frodo eating like the bachelors they are is hilarious, BUT! We have textual evidence to the contrary! I don’t know if this line means that Bilbo was a magnificent cook himself or simply hired magnificent cooks, but either way, it’s canon that the Bag End bachelors ate like kings!
“The feast was so incredible that everyone was incredibly full and took home leftovers and no one bought any new groceries for weeks. The good news is that Bilbo had bought out all the grocery stores anyway, so it was fine.”
Why is the detail about the golden buttons on Bilbo’s waistcoat so enchanting to me?? I really think this chapter just activates the Inner Child Mode in my brain, and suddenly even something as simple as shiny buttons becomes beautiful and magical. Also it’s just a lovely way to paint a vivid picture in my mind.
I’m so glad they kept so many of the jokes in Bilbo’s speech for the movies 🤣 “PROUDFEET!!”
And now here we see Tolkien, author of the fantasy epic that has defined the genre for a century and counting, unironically using caps lock. Folks, you can’t make this crap up.
The sneaky way Tolkien says Bilbo vanished before he mentions the flash of light is Very Good and hints at the fact that there’s something else at work here
Rory Brandybuck is the G.O.A.T.
“But at the same time he felt deeply troubled: he realized suddenly that he loved the old hobbit dearly.” Aww, Frodo…
Incredible that the debate between Bilbo and Gandalf over the Ring takes up almost four pages, but it doesn’t feel like it. Excellent suspense.
I wonder where Gandalf is going “to bed”. It doesn’t look like he’s staying in Bag End, so did he get a room at an inn somewhere? Is he sleeping in his cart??
Also it’s implied later in the book that Gandalf the White doesn’t sleep. Inconsistency?? A slight untruth?? Secret powerup to Gandalf the White that we’ve overlooked??
“The sun rose. The hobbits rose rather later.” Pffft
The SHADE in all the presents oh my WORD
Except for the ones for the poorer hobbits. Bilbo’s gift for the Gaffer is so simple in its contents, and yet so generous and thoughtful 🥹
MERRY MY LAD
MY FAVORITE HOBBIT (don’t tell the others)
How old would Merry have been here?? Like nineteen?? Incredible that he was already such a logistics guy that Frodo trusted him to keep an eye on the house while all the chaos is happening.
“Do you hear that, Merry? That was an insult, if you like.” “It was a compliment, and so, of course, not true.” HAHAHAHA DRAG HIM MERRY
“IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN, FRODO, I SHALL BLOW YOUR DOOR RIGHT DOWN YOUR HOLE AND OUT THROUGH THE HILL” 🤣🤣🤣
Frodo: “I’m so sorry, I thought you were Lobelia!” Gandalf: “Understandable, have a nice day”
“I would give them Bag End and everything else, if I could get Bilbo back and go off tramping in the country with him.” N’aww, Frodoooo 😭
“Look out for me, especially at unlikely times!” Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.…
“Frodo did not see him again for a long time.” Ooh, ominous.
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cursedvibes · 2 months
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What is so special about Takaba that can made him cause the downfall of Kenjaku? Sorry if it's a dumb ask. I was so shock when it really is the end for Kenjaku.....
Also, if Takaba vs Sukuna, can you imagine the outcome? Like, personally, I think the fight will end < 5 seconds......🤣
I actually think the fight between Sukuna and Takaba would be quite long, assuming neither of them loses interest halfway through. Takaba isn't gonna kill Sukuna, just (unintentionally) wear down his consciousness and soul, while Sukuna also can't hurt Takaba. The only thing that might hurt Takaba is the world-bisecting Dismantle and I'm not even sure about that. This Dismantle cuts existence, but Takaba's cursed technique can alter reality, so would this cut be effective or also subject to Comedian? Anyway, I think a fight between them would be a very pointless back-and-forth.
Now as for why Takaba is so special: in short, he is exactly what Kenjaku had been looking for, what they wanted deep down and being led to indulge in that and allow to emotionally connect with someone else is what made them vulnerable to Yuuta's attack.
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All Kenjaku wants is entertainment, discovering new things and also sharing them with others, even if or especially when those people disagree with them. Before the fight started, Kenjaku was kind of lost. They achieved their life-long goal of capturing Tengen, the merger should be imminent, but they discovered that that won't give them Tengen's attention either and on top of that, they essentially lost their oldest friend. Even if Tengen wanted to talk back, by being under Kenjaku's control she lost all will and that is boring. She stopped being an equal.
So the person Kenjaku strived against and who they did all this for is gone. On top of that the Culling Game turned out less exciting than they thought. Everything was quite predictable and there wasn't as much chaos as they had hoped. Even the foreign nations invading and Sukuna switching vessels was quite predictable from Kenjaku's point of view. All they could do was go through the colonies and kill the remaining players to start the merger of Tengen and the Japanese population in hopes that at least that will be interesting to witness. Throughout all that they were still looking for someone who could fill that void their dwindling number of friends caused (mainly Tengen).
That's when Takaba shows up and disrupts all that, already drawing Kenjaku's attention through his extra-ordinary cursed technique.
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Takaba is there with the stated purpose to steal the show and Kenjaku agrees with him because this kind of distraction is exactly what they were looking for. A fun little side project of trying to figure out this clown. The main difference between Kenjaku and Sukuna is that Kenjaku entered this fight with the will to change and take in new perspectives, very unlike Sukuna, who currently makes it his job to try to make Yuuji bend to his worldview. Takaba was so effective on Kenjaku because Kenjaku was willing to engage with him from the beginning and was open to whatever insanity Takaba suggested because things were getting quite boring anyway, so why not. He peeked their curiosity.
Kenjaku is searching for entertainment and Takaba is willing to give that to them. He proposes to find something more interesting/funny for Kenjaku than the merger and Kenjaku even says they might be willing to let go of their merger plan if he succeeds. Even when they just met, Kenjaku was willing to consider his perspective because they were unsatisfied with how their current plan was turning out. All Kenjaku wants is something unexpected and that is what they got in their fight against Takaba.
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The following "fight" they continue to have this open perspective for Takaba's actions. Any time things get a little too personal or they feel his technique trying to influence them, they shut down, but they stay open to his spoken suggestions. When he declares he will make them laugh so hard they will puke up their stomach they are entertained and even the promise of a good one-liner gets them excited.
Which is something I really appreciated about this fight, it showed us who Kenjaku is when they aren't in villain mode. They are quite normal, bit wacky, but most importantly very human and that's the part Takaba brought out of them through their shared love for comedy. And that is what made them lose the fight. They stopped thinking about their insane merger plan, Sukuna's fight, the people they still needed to kill and essentially just "relaxed" and were able to be themselves. Playing around with Takaba's reality-bending technique is what made them actually enjoy the Culling Game, not the prospect of the merger or the bloodshed or whatever. Simply put, Takaba gave them something they didn't experience for hundreds of years because their fixation on Tengen and consequent plan always took precedent. Through that fixation Kenjaku lost what actually made them happy and excited, but they were too far gone to turn back.
Takaba brought that back through their comedy show. The comedy show is essentially all Kenjaku is looking for, in a very ordinary setting. It is a quick exchange of ideas and thought experiments. Since the show was improvised, both had to think on their feet and adapt to each other. They both surprise each other and have to adjust to the new scenarios. It's unpredictable due to the other person's input. Both being able to keep up and build on what the other offered is what made Kenjaku enjoy the experience. It's not just Kenjaku pushing things forward, but a team effort and simply through that they have less control over the process. That goes back to what Kenjaku said in Shibuya, about wanting to create something that exceeded their own expectations and that they have no control over. This isn't applied to people, curses or cursed energy, but I think it is still what this all comes down to and exactly that it is so ordinary compared to what Kenjaku previously stated they were searching for in the Death Paintings for example is what's important here, I think.
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The comedy show was like the illusions they threw at each other before, just in a more grounded setting. Which showed us that Kenjaku doesn't need complex techniques or world shattering events to have fun, be entertained or intrigued. Being able to be themselves and goofing around with someone else who is exactly on their insane wavelength was enough. Comes back to highlighting Kenjaku's humanity beneath all those insane and cruel plans.
Kenjaku wasn't willing to quite accept what Takaba provided them throughout the fight either, holding very desperately on to their carefully curated and collected image that allowed them to go through with their 5D chess plan. Takaba tried to pry them away from that with his antics, but they resisted instinctively. But when they determined the scenario (the comedy show) and there was no emotional manipulation present through Takaba's technique, they ended up having the most fun. They were concentrated on their skits with Takaba, essentially indulging in what they claimed to be their determining factors for friendship and they both didn't want any interruptions to that little bubble they created, which was when Yuuta pried on that emotional vulnerability Kenjaku showed.
So you could say Takaba manages to involve Kenjaku personally and worked through all those defences to pry out Kenjaku's true character. I don't mean this in a "Kenjaku is actually a pure little bean" way, I think they always had a very morbid humour and their curiosity and search for entertainment eventually became obsessive. Likely influenced by their split from Tengen. Tengen seemed to have been the person Kenjaku was most fixated on initially and who they relied on for friendship, attention, fun and exchange of ideas. And when eventually they didn't get that anymore, they became forceful. Takaba instinctively tapped into that original need, since he himself is also very desperate for connection, validation and someone who he can have fun with and indulge in his passions with. They are very similar in that regard and that was why they hit it off so well.
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Kenjaku's last words summarize it pretty well. They echo what Kenjaku realized during their fight with Takaba, except here they don't deny that feeling and there is no cursed technique forcing them to say this. It is unfortunate that they had to tap out before seeing the result of the merger themselves, but they got what they had actually been looking for. Their time with Takaba was one of the most entertaining things they experienced in their life and going out on that high-note makes their death less painful. The base need for fun with someone who doesn't bore them was fulfilled, Takaba managed to do what he initially set out to do at the beginning of the fight.
Kenjaku still put everything in place for the merger to be carried out, but I think what's important here is the focus of their actions. All they ensure is that Tengen won't die with them and that Sukuna has the means to start the merger if he wants to. They don't force him however, in the end it is still up to Sukuna to decide what should happen and that unpredictability is what Kenjaku actually enjoys. Something they can't control. It is unfortunate that they won't get to see it, but that seems to be alright with them. The way I interpret their last words is that they had their fun at the end of their life and now it is up to Yuuta, Sukuna & Co. to find their own deadly entertainment.
So essentially it all came down to Takaba matching Kenjaku's particular brand of insanity, tapping into their special interest and he also showed up at a time when Kenjaku was already questioning their decisions and was very desperate for meaningful company. Then Yuuta showed up and burst that bubble.
Overall, I think it is actually a very good end for Kenjaku because it showed us who Kenjaku is at their core and how they might have initially started out before the fixation on Tengen and the merger took over their life. As The Mastermind and main villain Kenjaku is in control, but by going back to the basic need for companionship and simple entertainment Kenjaku made themselves vulnerable. Indulging in these attachments (ones Sukuna claims to not have btw) they lost. Plays into the theme of strength=loneliness and consequently emotional attachments bring "weakness" as we also often see with Yuuji.
The timing of Kenjaku's death is bad, especially because we haven't gotten any meaningful interactions between the main villain and main character, who are also parent and child. Quite the missed opportunity...and well, having Yuuta do the beheading didn't fit there either, since he's completely removed from all that. I have to say though, chapter 249 made me like Kenjaku's death a lot more. It doesn't even really feel like a defeat because the main threat isn't gone and Kenjaku went out feeling satisfied with how things went. The experiences they had with Takaba feel like a good end for them, it just came too early in the story.
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hanafubukki · 3 months
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*Breaks down your wall*
Spooder anon here! Sorry for the radio silence I just couldnt get any new ideas for my bbg Peter smh😔😔😔😔
But now I have one ig so here it goes. Theres this documentary I watched about this woman who had insects living in her body. Well only a bit of it since im a p****y. Ever since then im scared of bugs just enteribg my body and destroying it inside out. Imagine MC just having this convo with Peter when he asked her why shes abit afraid of bugs.
Oh yeah another idea what about the draconias giving Peter a month long vacation. For his long and important service and for his troubles. Then MCs all like 'oh yeah I suggested to them to give you some compensation for everything they put you through. Anyways your welcome. Have fun!' Now Peter can go wherever he wants for a month. Of course this doesnt beat having the Draconias cutting their spending habits but this is good as well.
[Masterlist]
…at least it wasn’t my door this time 🤣🤣
Hello Spooder Anon, is this you:
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(I had to do it, you gave me too easy of an opportunity not too 😂)
No need to be sorry btw, it’s all good. The way you dote on Peter is adorable.
You have way more courage than I do because I would never be able to watch that movie. 🙃🙃 The arachnoid movie already traumatized so one with bugs living inside you? No thank you.
Peter finally gets the break he deserves! Good for him! Hundreds of years dealing with the Draconia finally paid off…right?
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He never knew freedom would be so freeing. It was as if he took a fresh breath of air after centuries of being locked away.
…which technically was true if he thought about it long enough.
But where to go?
Well, no matter. He’ll figure it out.
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Enjoying a drink by the beach was nice, he admitted.
The sun was bright and it hurt his eyes, but nothing an umbrella didn’t fix.
The breeze certainly was relaxing.
But why did he feel bored?
Is this what humans call restlessness?
Maybe he was more tired than he thought or maybe he needed a new hobby after having none for centuries.
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Reading books for enjoyment was fun, but he enjoyed learning to paint so much more.
After staring at pages for so long, he thought he would be sick of it, but the ability to create at his fingertips brought him more joy than he realized.
So, for the rest of his break. He did just that. He read books and he painted.
Life is great.
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“What do you have there dear?”
“A painting! Peter painted while on his vacation.”
“…What is it?”
“He said it was a puppy at the beach.”
“This painting looks nothing like that.”
“Stop! I think it’s cute.”
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Peter has a new hobby. He likes painting 💞🥳
Good for him, hopefully he didn’t come back to too much chaos. 🤣☺️
As for why painting? I don’t know. I felt like it would calm him to just sit and stare at scenery and try and recreate it. Calming a mind that is always anxious, you know?
Though I did have the funny idea of him just drawing with multiple arms too 😂, but he’s happy so that’s all that matters.
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marunalu · 6 months
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Hi! I notice somth weird. In China, Korea and Japan "Beauty and Beast " trope is very popular! I almost never see manhwa or manga without that trope.
I can be wrong of course.
But smth comes to my mind. If Horikoshi will show that AFO and Inko love each other. Draw their first meeting a d interaction then salea can go high. WSJ read not only boys. MHA popular among girls as well.
Just my thoughts. I could be totally wrong.
While I do think we will get an flashback about them I honestly dont think hori will write their meeting and interactions like an "the beauty and the beast" trope. Mha isnt a romance and while its true that a lot of woman read shonen too its still dominated by male readers (teenage boys) and most of them dont care one bit for that kind of stuff.
I think we will get one very big flashback of afos WHOLE past and inko will just be a part of it. Maybe hori will cut that big flashback in a few smaller parts though. Like:
First part: afos (and yoichis) childhood, his parents, start of dawn of quirks, his hard life during that time, gaining more and more power over the years, yoichis death and fight against 2th and 3th.
Second part: fights against the other past ofa users, gaining even more power till his battle against nana, gran torino and young all might.
Third part: search for all might who hides in america, at one point meets inko and for whatever reasons (inko shimura theory or quirk marriage) starts to show interest in her and wants to use her for his own plans, eventually falls in love with her and starts a family.
Fourth part: eventually izukus birth and the first years of his childhood while his father was still around, afo doing something with izukus (own afo) quirk and turning him quirkless, ends with his first battle with all might.
Maybe something like that. While I think we will get to see what afos dynamic with inko is, if there is love involved or not, I dont believe hori will write some kind of kitschy love story espicially not in a beauty and the beast style. Personally I dont need to see much romance between them, I just would like to see that the feelings are mutual and more then anything I want their interactions to be funny and inko to be the boss in the relationship! 🤣
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emilzke · 4 months
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Honestly I would love to know what was going through that head of yours to write 505 but this part here????? My body ached Em!!!!!!!! Ouch!!!!!
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INTERNALLY SQUEALING WITH JOY THANK U FOR THIS O!!🤍 - fic commentary ask game
*clears throat* buckle up, everyone knows I ramble but when it comes my own fics it’s even worse🏃🏻‍♀️
yk the funny thing abt 505 is that even tho it’s one of my favourite fics I’ve written (along with unwavering & rebuilding) & it was one of my first ideas, I left it unfinished for like a month & considered just leaving it bc I was SO uninspired🗿 & honestly I love angst so I put a lot of pressure on myself to make it rlly sad & tried for it to be impactful.
I really wanted to write smth angsty abt the realities (what reality em huh?💀) of dating Leon like not only would it be tiring to say goodbye to him all the time but what really got me while writing this was not knowing whether he’ll come back alive and especially not knowing when he’s dead or not yk? So a situation like him coming back after a lil not-so-nice goodbye (I kinda left it ambiguous but I kinda imagined a little anger happening at least once when he left for a mission) only for him to have to leave again in the morning made sense to be able to confront all the feelings abt that yk? let’s count how many times I say “yk?” In this LMAO
Plus it fits the lyrics “it seems like once again you’ve had to greet me with goodbye” although that was unintentional ngl lol
Anywayy I will not bore u with the reader’s thoughts bc this section is Leon’s thoughts!! I was quite excited to write this part but also I put a lot of pressure on myself yk? It’s the climax of the song!! “I crumble completely when you cry” !!😫 Leon-coded fr
Personally, I don’t like writing lyrics themselves into fics so this part was just me drawing on those lyrics. Leon is clearly very selfless & would put his partner’s feelings over his own suffering with a job like his so when he sees his lover sad, let alone sobbing (and trying not to), because of him? You bet he’s gonna crumble. And not just crumble bc it makes him sad but it will genuinely make him question everything because all he wants to do is make his partner happy & clearly just being with him is doing the opposite😭
Hence the “he wanted to know what he was doing to you, what loving someone like him was doing to you” — at least in his view anyway.
And I think Leon struggles with whether he’s a good person or not yk? Like with all the things he has to do bc of his job, the one thing keeping him together and reassured him he has a good impact and is doing smth good with his life is being a good partner… which yk. he rethinks here .. 😀 (poor man someone stop his suffering bc it sure as hell ain’t gonna be me🤣)
I find myself adding little memories scattered in between fics (I did this in rebuilding I think too) so the nice lil memory of buying a mattress together & possibly building a life together for the first time if they were moving in together combined with him literally rethinking everything bc the reader is so sad made me sadistically laugh internally (jk I made myself sad)
Anyway I will stop now before I go off the rails🚂 I don’t normally feel this way abt my writing but I genuinely like how 505 turned out. tysm o for asking this I appreciate it a bunch!!🥹🤍
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alucarddear · 1 year
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Instead of period smut how about some period fluff. Maybe y/n wakes up to find that her period had started and she accidentally made a mess on there shared bed and she’s super embarrassed.
A Little Accident
Her bleeding accident leads to offering herself up to her dhampir.
Note: You guys 😫 you really find ways to make me write about period huh. Period smut is still not gonna happen, but it’s funny that we’re negotiating period blood here. 🤣 So here, I took it in a different direction than what some of you want. Enjoy!
[She/her] Contains mentions of period blood and Adrian feeding on her. Fluff mostly! She bleeds, gets embarrassed, gets comforted, then—bonus—gets fed on FROM THE NECK lol. 🤍
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“Alright, that’s enough,” Adrian chuckles as he pulls away, lips ghosting over hers. “Or we’ll never get out of bed.”
She receives one last peck before Adrian begins getting up and stretching a little, a hand coming up to stifle his short yawn.
It’s breakfast time. As much as she’d like to stay in bed and cuddle, dallying about will make them late for training, and she really doesn’t want that. After all, today’s practice will be all about tracking and hunting, which means her boyfriend will likely be showing her his wolf form!
She sits up, actually quite eager to start the day, and that’s when she feels it—she’s slightly damp and sticky down there. And when she looks down…
Oh, no. Is that…?
Just her luck. It appears she’d started bleeding in her sleep, and now there’s blood on the bed she shares with her dhampir, the dark red blotch stark against the white sheets.
She nearly shrieks, stopping Adrian in his tracks, and then she hastily covers the stain, slapping a hand over it on the mattress. He blinks at her in silent question and waits for her to catch up.
“Sorry, uhm, I’ll…” she clears her throat, pulse quickening a little. “Pancakes! Can you make me some pancakes, please? I’ll follow you down shortly.”
Why are you so twitchy? Stop being weird! It’s just a little stain.
She’s usually much better about tracking and predicting her menstruation, usually wearing her paddings even two days or so before she starts bleeding, but it looks like her cycle got the better of her this time around or she’d simply miscalculated. Now there’s blood stains on their shared bed.
This is so embarrassing!
She notices his eyes shift downward so she hurries him a little, gesturing unnecessarily with her hands to draw his gaze back up. “Pancakes, love? Please?”
His mouth purses. “Is everything fine?” And then he looks pointedly at the hand she’s covering her stain with and his mouth forms a little o shape, nodding in understanding.
“Sweetheart,” he sighs softly, a kind smile starting to form on his lips. “This is nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s fine; it happens. Why don’t you clean up first and then we’ll deal with the sheets later?” Besides, she makes better pancakes anyway…
“You—you know?” she all but squeaks.
“Of course I know,” he shrugs. “I’ve known the whole time, but I didn’t want to disturb your sleep.”
Oh, god. Of course he does! It’s still blood. He probably smelt it. The thought has her cheeks blooming in a rosey hue, hands coming up to cradle the heat in them.
“I hope it wasn’t too disgusting. Sorry,” she mumbles, sheepish.
“Disgusting?” he wants to laugh. Adrian pulls her towards him gently, hands rubbing up and down her upper arms reassuringly. “No, my love. You worry too much. And you forget that you’re talking to a part vampire. Maybe it’s not tantalising like fresh blood, no, but blood is still blood.” And now it’s his turn to blush.
“If anything, it gave me the urge to drink from you,” he admits, eyes quickly flitting to the vein on her neck where fresh, saccharine blood no doubt flows then back up to her eyes, and he watches her gasp, moist lips parting in surprise.
Adrian drags a hand through her silky tresses and leans in to capture her mouth in his in a tender kiss, fangs scraping against her bottom lip a little, making her shudder. And then he pulls back and tells her to just forget about it and—
“You can, if you’d like,” she cuts him off, absolutely entranced.
Her invitation has him nearly flinching away from her in shock, but she stills him with both hands fisted in his shirt.
I will not take advantage of you. Adrian shakes his head. “No, I couldn’t possibly—”
“I want you to.”
His senses tingle despite himself. The temptation has him gulping, clenching his hands in anticipation, but he decides still to reason with her. “You don’t know what you’re saying. You’re asking me to feed on you.”
“I do, and I am. Please? I trust you, Adrian.”
She doesn’t know what came over her just now, only that it feels… right, good, as if his fulfilment will please her too.
Her dhampir looks different now, she realises then. There is clear hunger in him. She sees it in the way his pupils have blown, in the fire in them, in the way he is licking at his lips, eyes zeroed in on her throat. He wants her and he can barely control himself, but God does he try.
Yet, she feels no fear. She wants it just as bad, if not even more. Just a little taste.
“I want you to have me.”
He shudders then, a needy groan—a whimper—escaping his lips, and then his fangs are extending, and he’s drawing her closer to him, caging her safely in his arms as if he isn’t just about to suck her life away. Like she hasn’t just placed it right in his hands.
He brushes her hair away from her shoulder and he places a soft kiss upon the skin there before he grasps the back of her head and pulls a little. In the next instant, Adrian is sinking his fangs into the flesh of her throat.
She gasps, unexpected pleasure spreading throughout her body in subtle tingles throughout her skin as her blood drains so very slowly into her lover’s mouth. His vice grip on her is the only thing keeping her upright.
In this moment, she’s in his hands completely. He can drain her of her blood and have her perish if he so wished, yet she feels oddly at peace. She realises then that she’s truly his—mind, body, soul. His completely. She wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Hi, jo! How are you, precious? 💗
I saw this pic of a couples shirt and i HAD to share with you! One says "i come in peace" and the other one says "im peace" and i just couldn't stop thinking how funny it would be to gift one to bucky and have you wear the "im peace" one without him noticing. Then subtly show it off at a avengers meeting and watch him get all shy and pink around the cheeks🤣🤣🤣
Ps: sorry for randomly dropping in ALOT, i have no social life🙃
I Come in Peace
Pairing: Bucky x reader
Word Count: 724
Summary: You buy Bucky a new shirt.
Author's Note: Hi lovely!!! I'm doing ok thank you bunches, hope you are well! This is hysterical. I love it so! And don't worry, drop it anytime! Have a great day! HUGS! 💕hope you enjoy! Thank you all so much for reading! Much love always! ❤️❤️❤️Divider by my love @firefly-graphics thank you sweets 🥰
Warnings: fun fluff and teasing :)
Gif NOT MINE: Credit goes to @bvcky thank you lovely🥰
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“What’s this doll face?”
Bucky stands at the foot of the bed and holds a tee shirt up over his chest.
“I come in peace,” he reads.
“Oh!” you exclaim and dance over to him. “That’s for you! I saw it and just thought it was too cute with the little alien and spaceship and stars. You love space!”
He’s no longer looking at the shirt, his eyes soft as he watches your pure excitement over giving it to him.
“I love it doll, thank you,” he says before kissing you sweetly. “I’m gonna wear it after training today.”
“I’m so glad Buck. I got myself one too! I’ll show you when you get back.”
“Ok baby doll,” he murmurs and pulls you closer.
His fingers slip under the hem of your shirt and he hums into your skin.
“Sam hates when you’re late,” you whisper against his lips.
“I know but…” He never finishes the sentence, his mouth too busy trailing kisses down your neck.
Your head falls back and you grab onto his hoodie, holding steady as he continues to make your knees weak.
“Buck,” you purr. “You have to go.”
“I don’t wanna doll. Rather stay here with you.”
“And I want you to stay but this is important to Sam.”
He pulls away and let’s out a sigh.
“Don’t be grumpy!” you giggle.
“I’m always grumpy!” he replies and smacks your ass. “I’ll see ya later doll face.”
He steals one last kiss before jogging off.
Later that day you and Bucky trudge into the conference room. He’s wearing his new shirt and Sam immediately comments on it.
“Nice shirt Barnes. Are you supposed to be the alien?” Sam teases.
Bucky just scoffs and winks at you.
The rest of the team filters in and you all settle down, your patience wearing thin as you fiddle with the zipper of Bucky’s hoodie that you’re wearing.
Once the meeting is underway you shift in your seat and unzip his hoodie, taking it off and draping it over the chair. Bucky looks over at you and smiles. You discreetly point to your shirt and mouth, “this is the new shirt I got.”
His eyes fall to the fabric and he smiles. The shirt reads: “I’m peace.”
He continues staring, his eyebrows drawing inward and his eyes blinking several times. You don’t even realize the room has gotten quiet until Sam breaks the silence.
“You really don’t get it do you tin man.”
Bucky’s head whips around and he glares at Sam.
“Get what Wilson?” Bucky snaps.
Sam’s head falls back and he cackles, his smile growing brighter as the rest of the teams laughter joins his.
“Read your shirt again Barnes,” he manages to say through his fit.
Bucky looks down and pulls the fabric away from his chest. “I come in peace.”
“SO! The little alien is friendly!” he nearly shouts. “I don’t get what’s so funny about that!”
The whole time you’ve been trying to contain your own laughter but Bucky’s disgruntled face pushes you over the edge and you snort a giggle.
“Doll?” he questions, now even more confused.
You point to your shirt, waggling your brows.
He reads it again. “I’m peace.”
Nothing.
You lean closer to him and whisper in his ear, every word that falls from your lips making his cheeks grow pinker.
“I come in peace…I’m peace. I come…and you’re peace…”
He repeats it quietly until finally the lightbulb goes off and his eyes narrow with the hard clench of his jaw.
“I GET IT NOW!” he shouts. “Shit.”
He rubs the back of his head before smoothing his hand over his hair and pulling at the ends, making it stick this way and that. You’re still laughing but trying your hardest to stop and when he turns his wide eyes toward you it makes you double over.
“I see how it is,” he mutters. “You’re gonna get it.”
The whole room erupts into taunts of “ohhhhh’s” and you can see Bucky’s lips lift into a smirk. He wiggles his fingers and jerks forward, his stance threatening. You screech and jump from your chair, making a beeline for the door. He’s hot on your heels as you dart down the hallway and his last words ring out over your squeals.
“I’m coming for you doll!”
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