April Fools with Toji but it’s him thinking your face creams looks like jizz so he figures why not actually replace it with his cum.
You don’t mind when he gives you facials so you shouldn’t mind this.
It’s all fun and games for him until your get back April Fools joke is a fake positive pregnancy test... the kicker is that you confess you're not sure if the child belongs to him or Gojo.
Toji doesn't wait for you to tell him 'April Fools' before he is already out the door and out for blood attempting to hunt down Gojo— who ends up just playing along and making it worse.
Goddamn it I've been so busy I forgot to post this and its LITERALLY been in my drafts since early November '23. No I wasn't smart enough to put it on a timer LMFAO whatever, I'm posting it now.
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Eclipse? From both the game and SaMS (since I think that sams made him more. Aggressive in the first episodes)
Ruin DLC boy vs the fuckin. Burnt dorito
I’d say I’d marry the burnt dorito, but everything he says and does would get annoying or frustrating, soooo
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i hate to say it i hope i don’t sound ridiculous but percy’s reaction to mrs dodds in the movie was better
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why is it as soon as i start posting to ao3 i get comments from people who clearly don't like dark content?? guys i promise you, you can just scroll i tag my stuff so clearly?? also it's literally ao3 there's some unholy shit on there like?? did we forget what website we're using??
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Absolutely love when a sponsored post looks like a shitpost. Also love the implication that Pope Francis or his people are on Tumblr dot com.
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Okay now listen, just bare with me, if I were stuck in the middle of the wilderness with a couple of others and saw one not only get possessed by a supernatural force that made her start speaking French and ram her head into the window BUT ALSO stab a bear, that coincidentally walks up to her, through the skull talking about said supernatural force has brought them a blessing, I would start believing her when she starts saying spooky shit.
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i hope bolas get a mega lore dump while gg ninjas and soulfire are making out tomorrow
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