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those creepy ass twins in horror movies be like:
i have been trying so hard to play this game but my laptop wont fucking let me
#dead plate#dead plate rody#dead plate vincent#THIS SHIT CRAZY#what the flip man#what is with me and saying “smash” to any character named vincent
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Harsh Apologies 🦋
Summary : you were in a poly relationship with Baji and Chifuyu, but recently Baji died from the latest fight toman had, the day after bajis funeral, you saw Chifuyu sitting outside alone crying as you tried to comfort him but he let out his anger instead.
Warnings ⚠ : cussing, mentions of deaths, harsh words and arguments!!!
Type : Summary Writing
Pairing : Toman!Chifuyu x f!reader
It was the day after Baji's funeral, you were frustrated about 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. You didn't knew how to keep up with your emotions and your work after your boyfriend recently died because of his shitty gangs involving him. The rain was heavy, raindrops streaming everywhere as you glared out of the window trying to get things off your mind, the thunderstorms were loud and heavy, you deeply 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 him. 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘺.
For a while you zoned out suddenly you heard someone open the entrance of the door of your house, snapping your thoughts away as you turned your attention to the sound of the door opening, you changed your glares as you walked downstairs to see who it was. It was Chifuyu.
"m-matsuno! Are you okay? Where had you been?" You said as Chifuyu grabbed a small towel to wipe all the rain that had gotten him wet, "yeah, I am fine" Chifuyu said as he still wasn't looking at you, continuing wiping the rain that gotten all over his jacket.
"Let me clean you up" you said as you walked towards him, "no, just go do your thing" Chifuyu said as he finally glared at you, there was something weird you felt when you saw his eyes, it didn't looked happy at all.
"W-why not chifuyu? Look.. I know its hard since baj-" before you could finish your sentence, chifuyu shot you with a glare he had never gave you before. "I am sorry y/n but please stop mentioning about him, I do. Not feel good at all, please" chifuyu said as he lowered his hand with the small towel
"But matsuno!! I know you aren't feeling well so let me help you!! " you yelled as he walked away slowly, "fuck off y/n. Please I need some time alone. " he said as he took a cup and filled it with water, still glaring at you as you lowered your head. "Fine. I am going out" you said as you grabbed your purse
"Where the fuck do you think your going? " chifuyu said as he let go of the cup he we'd holding, "somewhere" you said as his eyes widened, "your not going anywhere, it's raining and it's dangerous, you didn't even mentioned anything about going anywhere today. " chifuyu strictly said as he glared at you.
"You didn't say when you were going out either.. Chifuyu.. " you said as tears formed in your eyes "where the hell were you at?.. Did you know how fucking concerned I was for you..? " you said another sentence as tears streamed down your cheeks as Chifuyu trembled a bit. "I am sorry baby, I just felt so stressed when we lost baji, I can't afford losing you again y'know? Your 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦. " Chifuyu said as he slowly walked towards you spreading his arms and hugging you tightly as you continued to cry.
Maybe, you couldn't blame him either, 𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦-𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘳.
#chifuyu matsuno#tokyo revengers chifuyu#chifuyu x reader#matsuno chifuyu#tokyo revengers#baji keisuke#baji x reader#keisuke baji#arguments#fanfics#harsh words#lmao why am i like this#i am crying#this sad fr#this shit crazy#tokyo rev x reader#poly relationship#poly#relationship#comfort
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Sitting here like o_o listening to the Cyclops Saga of Epic: the musical and picturing a trolls animatic for Survive where they’re fighting a Bergen
#rotating them in my mind#this shit crazy#mind animatics go hard#trolls#trolls band together#dreamworks trolls#rambles
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Janet Drake appearing in a comic for the first time in like 20+ years was not on my bingo card
#this is not counting n52 version#this shit crazy#also tim loves his mom YEAHHH#dc#spork says stuff#tim drake#janet drake#tuesday spoilers
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Nobody ever told me how unsettling it can be to hear daytime birds at night
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I think I'm starting to notice a pattern with my favs
#obito uchiha#maki zenin#naruto#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#Scarred people r hot.#Both from toxic clans????#Scars????#This shit crazy
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Goddamm this match is nastyyy I love it. Feels like a proper grudge match.
#wwe#wwe spoilers#wrestlemania#wrestlemania 40#aj styles#la knight#the gouging is one things but the biting?!!#this shit crazy
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A$AP Rocky - Smeegle (prod. metro boomin) (leaked)
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y’all ain’t ready for what @yawntutsyip has on drafts
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Potential/actual spoilers for Pokémon Scarlet & Violet
(+ ~20 updates as I finished the game)
Me: *sees Director Clavell in the trailer* He’s the villain.
Me: *starts game* …I think I might’ve been mistaken… he’s too genuine…
First conversation with Turo:
Me: HELLO HOT GUY!!!… he’s the villain, isn’t he…
Note: I haven’t finished the game yet but I’m in area zero and I think I might be right this time. If Turo is the villain then I will gladly turn myself over and surrender to whatever possibly world ending plan he’s cooked up.
Update: I knew about the time machine. I guessed from the existence of the paradox Pokémon. Turo still might be evil but I’m starting to get the sense that he wasn’t neglectful to Arven out of a lack of caring. Just that circumstances prevented him from contacting his son. I’m still not sure how to feel about this man.
Update 2: Turo, you sexy fucker! It’s rude to eavesdrop!
Update 2.5: Turo’s journals scattered about definitely seem to hint at a consumed by knowledge/create utopia (for my family?) narrative. Something kinky hinky is going on. I feel in my… bones. Definitely my bones.
Update 3: Nemona, you have billions of brain cells and they’re all too consumed by violence for you to spare even ONE for rationality or common sense. Seriously?! |Penny: One wrong step and we’re dead. Nemona: Oh yeah, we’re mortal beings who can’t fly. I forgot. Good call, Penny! 😃| Good lord. I love ya, darlin’ but you’re dumb as a brick in a sock and just as useful.
Update 3.5: Turo mentioned earlier that there was a second Miraidon and Arven mentioned after that that his father came home with it one day and asked Arven to take care of it and keep it secret. But then it went crazy one day and attacked a bunch of Pokémon so Turo took it back to the zero lab and Arven blamed it for not seeing his dad in forever. I’m wondering if the Miraidon we have is actually the second Miraidon and not the one Arven took care of that went nuts.
Update 4: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! Bro starts with the ominous “Hello, children” (always comforting)
and then starts breaking up. I know there’s probably just some interference given how destroyed this room is but it’s still creepy… wait…
…is he a robot… NEW THEORY: sexy Turo was replaced by a robot! (Or the communication/monitoring system is just that fucked.)
Update 5: …
…Fuck.
Update 6: *nervous laughter* OH HELL NO!
“They just don’t understand my brilliance,” probably followed by regret at some point and then his letters to Arven stopped because he might’ve decided that his family was more important and then he was kidnapped and replaced by his double. That’s my current theory. (Also our Miraidon might’ve been the original one after all. 🤷🏽♀️ I can be wrong sometimes.)
Update 7: Oh, Nemona, you naïve, sheltered, little princess. No wonder you’re always looking for a fight. Also, SPEAK ARVEN!!! YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON!!! TELL US!!!
Update 8: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! I WAS RIGHT!!! TURO IS AN EVIL ROBOT!!! THIS IS CREEPY AS SHIT! Now the question is: where’s the real Turo…?
Update 9: HE’S DEAD?! Not sure I believe AI Turo but that does explain why the letters to Arven stopped. Dammit, don’t you dare make me cry, game.
Update 10: …Miraidon… killed… that explains why it won’t enter its battle form…
Update 11: “[…] his physical body sustained grievous injuries and made it unable to sustain life. This fact may be difficult for his son, Arven, to accept.” NO SHIT!! THAT KID COULDN’T EVEN HANDLE THE FACT THAT HIS DOG ALMOST DIED!! Although, it might be slightly easier to accept since Turo wasn’t really in his life. Speaking from experience, though, that’s a small and bitter comfort.
Update 12: Wait so Turo WAS the villain (kinda). He orchestrated a situation that would ultimately create (read: destroy) the “perfect world” even in his absence. His AI double literally warns you, “Oh, before I forget, if you try to stop the time machine, I’ll probably attack you.” So the AI’s programing is advanced enough that it likely calculated that the professor would’ve wanted to stop this situation if he understood the full gravity of it, but it can’t calculate the “don’t get into a fight with the person you asked to save the world” action. I guess it makes sense if he died and therefore can’t update the software with new insight but the fucker created adaptive AI programming that made a call on it’s own to stop the time machine but he still couldn’t make it think entirely for itself? Bullshit! Lazy bastard really didn’t bother going all the way with it? Bro really just stopped at, “good enough, it does what I need it to do.” REALLY?! This is why you shouldn’t be lazy with your AI programming, kids. You’ll destroy the world.
Update 13: “Please. Defeat me.” WHY IS IT SO SAD?! IT’S A FIGHT!! NOOOO!!! 🥺
Update 14: Ghosts and ghost Pokémon exist… Either the AI’s programming really is advanced enough to create and pass on a final goodbye… or it’s the real professor Turo… We’ll probably never really know.
Update 15: When good foresight screws you over. I think the real Turo would’ve wanted this to stop at this point too. HOW COULD THIS HAVE POSSIBLY GOTTEN SADDER?!!
Update 16: Shit.
Update 17: So the AI CAN think for itself. Or, rather, it seems to be more than an AI… I’m not crying. YOU’RE crying.
Final update: @morezizan, you bastard. Sometimes I hate it when you’re right.
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
#fionna not knowing anything about him is so damn funny bc she will say shit like ‘relax i’ve played a lot of post apocalyptic RPGs’#COMPLETELY unaware#boring my ass this man is 1058 years old lived thru a nuclear apocalypse was a crazy ice wizard for a while was almost digested by cthulhu#he’s anything BUT boring#he just doesn’t say shit lmao#fionna and cake#adventure time#atimers#fionna and cake fanart#adventure time fanart#fionna campbell#simon petrikov#princess bubblegum#cake the cat
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Like when pooh bear looked out his window and went “my friend, my best friend?” about hearing christopher robin leave and when he looks at piglet in the eye and says “you are the best of friends to have. I can do anything with you guys. …but Christopher Robin was the only one I could do nothing with.”
#mod caden#this shit crazy#they popped off or whatever#i’m fine i’m normal obviously#through tears streaming down my face but in a cute#way
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truly bonkers that this site will flag vaguely nude drawings at the drop of a hat but I can be presented a random women's entire pussy as a recommended post at any given moment from a bot
#i kinda miss when they just messaged me#the bots here are so crazy at least its like X with all the cryptos#god the shit we deal with these days lol
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