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#this part is about the summer archie bailed on their roadtrip i mean [checks notes] uhh buddy. whatever archie's parody name is :)
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trying to write fake exerpts from jughead's world famous novel and having a normal one
#thinking abt archie joining the army cause he feels like a ghost of himself with nowhere to haunt anymore n reading this in the trenches <3
#im normallllll im normal
#listen idk what his book is actually abt i can't remeber lol but i DO remember it's a self insert parody of riverdale's actual events so.
#this part is about the summer archie bailed on their roadtrip i mean [checks notes] uhh buddy. whatever archie's parody name is :)
#anyway does this sound like his prose like canonically
#i tried to keep it less wordy but still dramatic without being outright BAD bc i cannot bear for this excerpt to suck lol
#for fic purposes
#j.txt
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