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bombusbombus · 7 months

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"Wait, Ted, someone's coming, c'mere."

"What?"

"If we're kissing we have an excuse to be here."

"...What."

"What?"

"I don't know how to kiss a man!"

"...What."

"What?"

"It's the same as a woman."

"I kiss the same as a woman or I kiss you like you're a woman?"

"There's literally no difference!"

"I doubt that, I– mph!"

The closet door opens. Someone says "oh, sorry," and closes the door.

They break apart.

"I would not kiss a woman like that."

"I was in a hurry!"

"Do you always use your teeth?"

"What? No!"

"Could've warned me beforehand that it'd be like that, then."

"Like what?"

"Full of teeth."

"I didn't mean to use my teeth! I was in a hurry to– nnh…"

The closet door opens again. "Excuse me," says a voice, "I do actually need my jacket, just let me–"

Hangers clatter and the door closes again.

"..."

"...that was a... A much better kiss."

"well yeah, I had warning."

"You didn't need to make that noise though."

"I dunno Bug, I, uh, I think the noise sold it."

"It wasn't very realistic. And your arm positions were all wrong."

"Wh– you didn't– I didn't have time to properly… wrap myself around you."

"Wrap yourself around me?"

"Yeah, like—put my arms up here, maybe put my fingers in your hair, though that'd mess your hair up I guess."

"...Put your fingers in my hair."

"Yeah."

"No, I'm… I'm telling you to do it."

"Huh??"

"My hair is, um, supposed to be messed up, right? Since we've been kissing in a closet?"

"I… yeah. Let me, uh… well I'd probably have leaned in like this, and… unh~"

The door opens. "Ope, this closet is taken. There's another one down the hall."

"..."

"...you, um, you're not bad at kissing. With warning"

"...no. I'm… I'm not. And you. Also."

"Huh."

The silence stretches on. There are no footsteps in the hall.

"I guess we gotta go, don't we."

"Oh. yeah."

The door opens and closes. The two men walk away. The proverbial closet remains full.

#Boostle #kissing in the closet trope (gone silly)#this one hit the Penis Quest cutting room floor but I couldn't bring myself to not share it #sorry for talking about penis quest so much when it may never see the light of day #it's probably at least 4 months away from being finished. if my motivation keeps up the way its been. but I'm plugging away.#like 22k words so far in 2 parts

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